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@@TheRealMythicVR This was the night of pogroms against the jews in Germany. It's called the night of broken crystal glass(the broken windows of Jewish stores, homes and organizations)
@@janpolansky9668 When shown like this it really highlights how stupid racism is. Like imagine hating someone and even killing them just because their tall. Well people do and did that just because of race or religion.
First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out- Because I was not a socialist. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out- Because I was not a trade unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out- Because I was not a Jew. Then they came for me-and there was no one left to speak for me.
No one asked, nor cared about which ****hole you camd out of dude, stop with all the "aS a!" No one fcking cares its a youtube comment you don't need no qualifications my dude.
The one part I didn't get is "First they came for basketball players and I didn't speak out because I was not a basketball player... then they came for me." Obviously the first part is Germans ignoring what was happening to the jews but then what, the Allies came for the Germans?
@@minor1822the quote it’s riffed off is “first they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out- Because I am not a socialist. Then the unionists and I did not speak out because I am not a unionist, then they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Now they come for me and there is no one left to speak out for me.”
Not one hundred percent After it unfortunately. The allies didn't believe the Soviets reports on the camp's that they Liberated. Wasn't till the allies saw one that they believed it.
@@TheRealMythicVR The whole video is filled with analogies to they way Nazis were consistently discriminating, harassing and doing worse things to jews Kristallnacht or the Night of Broken Glass, also called the November pogrom(s) was a pogrom against Jews carried out by the Nazi Party's Sturmabteilung (SA) and Schutzstaffel (SS) paramilitary forces along with some participation from the Hitler Youth and German civilians throughout Nazi Germany on 9-10 November 1938. The German authorities looked on without intervening.[4] The euphemistic name Kristallnacht comes from the shards of broken glass that littered the streets after the windows of Jewish-owned stores, buildings, and synagogues were smashed.
@@noatomics8466 I think out of all the things in the video kristallnach is the least well-known, so making people go: "huh, what's a kristallnacht?" can lead to more people learning about it
I think y'all got to confused it's the other way around most women won't even queef in your direction if you're not six feet and above Trust me I'm 5'7 and 1/4 tall
I think the last quote is from a book or something i remember it was like, “first they came for the jews but i was not a Jew…………. Then they came for me.” Love that part
This is how tall people should be treated. Especially if they’re handsome as well. Man they even got the real short king anwar!!! Ps 0:21 with the short hand was hilarious! 😂
I'm a 6'1 female and I do feel like I've had a lot of bullshit in my life due to it. Imagine going to the grocery store and almost everyone stares at you even if you are presenting in a completely basic way. Also, people approach me to ask about my height every day. It gets very tiring and I'm attractive (slim, hourglass build, pretty) so I'm sure much worse for other "talls".
content machine is literally making me alpha 🗣🗣🔥
Amazing 😂
I want a part 2 to this video
“Adwarf Heightler” killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
... and so many others above 5.9
"Short Kings" still has me in tears 🤣🤣🤣
I bet if u doggy adwarf heightler he would for real like it 😏
With gas?
You should refrain from putting more than one emoji in every comment.
Adwarf heightler is the worst nightmare for everyone😂😂
Except if you are 5 ft 9 😮
@@joachim5080 I’m 5 feet 10 am I dead 💀
I'm 5'3", bow down peasants. [That way we'll see each other eye-to-eye.☺️]
As a 5' 9' I think Adwarf Heightler actually had some pretty good ideas.
@@jeread5193me too, I’ll vote for him at the next chancellor election
KrisTALLnacht was genius, Adwarf Heightler in the opening shot on the shoulder too lmao and his 5 nein speech 😂😂
KrisTALLnacht just about killed me
What is krisTALLnacht
@@TheRealMythicVR This was the night of pogroms against the jews in Germany. It's called the night of broken crystal glass(the broken windows of Jewish stores, homes and organizations)
@@TheRealMythicVRnight of the broken glass
@@TheRealMythicVRCrystal Night was a night of purging and various other activities that happened in Germany.
HOW'S THE WEATHER UP THERE TALLIE 💀💀💀💀💀💀
DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL?
I honest to God thought he was gonna call him a bigger
@@denofpigs2575small power small power small power!
@@denofpigs2575 💀
Damn, the shortstaffel got him 😢
Adwarf Heightler himself helped with the arrest!
The puns and play on words is fucking fantastic! 5'8/10! 😂
You can tell Tyler dreams about this everyday. That laugh at the car was PERSONAL 😂😂😂
This is the most random video idea ever, but such a good way to show a point
What point?
@@janpolansky9668 idk
A point about hatred toward others and how stupid it is. A point about how stupid the nazis were/are.
@@janpolansky9668 When shown like this it really highlights how stupid racism is.
Like imagine hating someone and even killing them just because their tall. Well people do and did that just because of race or religion.
@@SaraH-xf1nx I think the point is that people cant affect their height and its pretty cruel to judge them by that metric.
Dr. Tallboinky
0:55 "Later I turn on the news and see A Dwarf Heightler" 💀
Adwarf Heightler look like the leader of the Phantom Thieves of Hearts 💀
FR
you will never see him coming because he is so short
Height will change 💀
Fr I was about to say Joker is that you? 🤣
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 OMG! 😂😂😂 💯💯💯 "looking cool..... Adwarf?"
I love the reference in the end to the famous poem "first they came for the socialists"
No it was first they came for the communist
I did not say anything because I was not a socialist
Then they came for the trade unions and I did not speak out
First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out-
Because I was not a socialist.
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out-
Because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-
Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-and there was no one left to speak for me.
As a half-Jewish history nerd, I adore this, it’s so accurate
You cant be half jewish either your mom is legit jewish or you aint jewish
No one asked, nor cared about which ****hole you camd out of dude, stop with all the "aS a!" No one fcking cares its a youtube comment you don't need no qualifications my dude.
The one part I didn't get is "First they came for basketball players and I didn't speak out because I was not a basketball player... then they came for me." Obviously the first part is Germans ignoring what was happening to the jews but then what, the Allies came for the Germans?
@@minor1822the quote it’s riffed off is “first they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out- Because I am not a socialist. Then the unionists and I did not speak out because I am not a unionist, then they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Now they come for me and there is no one left to speak out for me.”
Not one hundred percent After it unfortunately. The allies didn't believe the Soviets reports on the camp's that they Liberated. Wasn't till the allies saw one that they believed it.
He forgot to mention that his friend fled to the Netherlands.
If you know, you know
Is that a reference to how Dutch people are tall or is that an Anna Frank reference?
@@IrishMappermapsmore The first one. The second one is creative btw
If it’s about Anne frank then good luck to him I guess
5, Nein!!
As a short (5'6/168cm) jewish guy
I'm not entirely sure how to react to this skit
Better grow some backbone, its good satire.
Grow balls.
@@burneracc2567 already have 2
Any more would be medically concerning
@@Jebu911 Actually, growing a backbone is not a good idea in Heightzi Shortman-y
better applaud, you never know who they'll come for next
"Life is short live faster"
- A very nice quote..
@ContentMachine6 Imao I thought it was legit
I'm so happy to see Anwar, what a collaboration.
as a tall person who traveled back to the past i can confirm this is true
But friend, this is the future.
@@antonoid2764yeah he traveled from the future to the past, our present
@@johanCx14 I think he might need to travel back to the future then.
"FIVE NEIN!"
As a 5'4 king i'm looking forward to this future
I am the propagandist for the Heightzi Party. My name is Shortsef Goebbels. Five, four just like you. 🙋
¿Can I be a 6'2 honourary short king? (I live in the Netherlands, so I'm the equivalent of 5'4.)
@@-haclong2366 Of course
They taught history in the most ridiculous way I want him as my history teacher
So random yet so historically accurate this is why the content machine is top
Yeah works especially well for a history buff like myself. Good satire.
The poem at the end💀🙏🏻 Whoever knows this one is a true nerd
im true adam
That inclusion of the poem at the end was amazing
Seeing Tyler in the Role of Adwarf Heightler is actually bad casting since he is obviously way over 6 feet tall in real life.
We could hide Dr. Shaboinky in the attic, but he is too tall.😢
Kristallnacht 💀
Explain pls
@@TheRealMythicVR
The whole video is filled with analogies to they way Nazis were consistently discriminating, harassing and doing worse things to jews
Kristallnacht or the Night of Broken Glass, also called the November pogrom(s)
was a pogrom against Jews carried out by the Nazi Party's Sturmabteilung (SA) and Schutzstaffel (SS) paramilitary forces along with some participation from the Hitler Youth and German civilians throughout Nazi Germany on 9-10 November 1938. The German authorities looked on without intervening.[4] The euphemistic name Kristallnacht comes from the shards of broken glass that littered the streets after the windows of Jewish-owned stores, buildings, and synagogues were smashed.
Yeah I'm German living in Germany and this one is going too far for me
@@noatomics8466 I think out of all the things in the video kristallnach is the least well-known, so making people go: "huh, what's a kristallnacht?" can lead to more people learning about it
@@paulkyle that's right.. I hope so. At least i have learnt that it's not that well known outside Germany..
*Adwarf Heightler* how do you even come up even more newer words 😂😂😂😂
I liked the Martin Niemöller quote at the end
No comments are mentioning the final quote but i feel that was the best one, a parody of the poem "first they came"
not the arm down the door 😂😂
Adwarf probably used blitz tactics to keep the war for power as short as possible
As a short guy someone snitched pur plan
That was actually a really nice reference to "First they came" by Martin Niemöller, which is basically about his guilt of not standing up to the nazis
I think everyone is missing the joke that girls consider over 6ft is extremely tall but 5’11?!? That’s a short king if I’ve ever seen one!
As a 5'5" I am totally into this shity future
one great joke-analogy after the other, awesome how you managed to fill the whole video with them
My favorites are krisTALL-nacht and final lines
A disturbing concentration on height
That's pretty typical for men
*Any similarity to actual events or persons is purely coincidental*
Times like it feels good to be 5'11 😂
Bring Anwar to is peak CASTING 😂😂😂
A future where the height policing is really over the top. Actually, I would have expected them to come short in reinforcing their policies
Police be like "stop resisting stop punching down"
This is one of the wildest ideas for a video.. just love content machine!!
The short king's arm at about 30cm high, denying him from the restaurant 😂😂😂
Collab with Anwar nice
Omg the collaboration much waited. Anwar is there😂
100% got the video idea from a joke about adwarf heightler 😭😭
“FIVE NEIN”💀
As a 5'9" man I can't wait for this future 😂😂😂😂😂
5 NEIN...GET IT? ROTFLMAO
Unbelievably clever and hugely satirical. Almost as Avantgarde as Monty Python. Love from the UK
At 5'10" I'm only marginally concerned about this "5'9" is the ideal height" standard. 🤣🤣🤣
Watching here in ireland , a comedic masterclass.
come on content machine, we all know about Adwarf Heightler’s famous short stache
I low-key want this future 😊💀
tallocaust is crazy 😭
I fully agree with adwarf heightler
@ContentMachine5 I do not actually agree with the moustache man, just saying. I like your video's and absolutely hate the moustache man.
**content machine videos I mean, you took my comment wayy out of context.
Five NEEIINNN
This would be the dream🙌
The producers of Tall Girl (Netflix) want to discuss a 6-movie deal with you.
In the years after Adwarf Heightler’s defeat, the people of the world will be playing Wolfensize: The New Shorter
I love your vids they always make me crack up
He should move to Germany where they would never hate... tall people.
*_SHORT KANGS, RISE UP!_*
The Gestallpo got to him💀
In short future everybody is a king 👑
Good use of the they came poem
Somehow the videos where tyler isjust a background character are so much funnier.
I think y'all got to confused it's the other way around most women won't even queef in your direction if you're not six feet and above
Trust me I'm 5'7 and 1/4 tall
Ain’t no way they pulled a night of the long knives reference
@ContentMachine5 right the great content machine5
Shout out to Anwar and Adam short kings 🤴
Missed opportunity to call them “Biggers”
Thing is, the Jewish people were never referred to with the N word as far as I know, so it'd be inaccurate
@@enammemberseptember7366 I call them that every day
This was a great setup for the chant FIVE NEIN :D . Truly the highlight of the vid haha
ADWARF HEIGHTLER IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE HEARD IN A REALLY LONG TIME 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
yeah, i’m fleeing the country before it gets worse
All the ladies love Adwarf. Mr. Heightler is the playboy of the future.
The tall cries in pain as he strikes you
“There’s no room here for Biggers”
Remember what he said at the the end just because it’s not you that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t resist first it’s them then it’s you
The short kings are discriminated exactly like the tall kings in this video IRL 😞
Five... Nine!
I think the last quote is from a book or something i remember it was like, “first they came for the jews but i was not a Jew…………. Then they came for me.” Love that part
Oh lord 😂😂😂. This is wicked. Nice to see Anwar ❤
Adwarf Heightler! Where do you come up with thos stuff? L♡L!! ✋🏼🕴🏻
content machine, duh
After the 6ftrs are gone 5'9 will be the new tall, & they will be next... 🙂
I thrive for a future like that
Always comedy gold🤣🤣🤣
That was pretty funny! I like the puns. Keep up the great work everybody.
"Short police" that alone makes me crack up 😂😂😂
@ContentMachine3 I love your work. Would definitely abide by the rules if I know what u are getting at here exactly?
This is how tall people should be treated. Especially if they’re handsome as well.
Man they even got the real short king anwar!!!
Ps 0:21 with the short hand was hilarious! 😂
Small power
Its about GD time. Down with the tallies
Ain't nobody mentioning Anwar being here
he's the goat
Proud to be a short king and a Heightler Youth 🎉
@ContentMachine3 i wouldn't.
You guys really like history.
The quote at the end is based if a real quote too 💀
I'm a 6'1 female and I do feel like I've had a lot of bullshit in my life due to it. Imagine going to the grocery store and almost everyone stares at you even if you are presenting in a completely basic way. Also, people approach me to ask about my height every day. It gets very tiring and I'm attractive (slim, hourglass build, pretty) so I'm sure much worse for other "talls".
in deed,adolf hitghtler has gone too far -a fellow 6ft+ From America