LEARN THE ALPHABET WITH BTS' RM
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- čas přidán 26. 08. 2024
- President Namjoon uses his IQ of 148 to teach us the alphabet this time.
So to celebrate the fact that Love Yourself: Answer was announced and set to be released in August, I decided to post this one a little earlier in the week than usual. It was also my birthday so yeah this was a gift to myself too lol.
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Song at the end is called "Outro: Tear" by BTS
It's late here in California but I'm too excited about Love Yourself: Answer that I decided to post this one earlier in the week than I usually do. Again THANK YOU SOOOOOO much for watching 💜 Song at the end is "Outro: Tear" by BTS for new Army
Its 11:54 so ya it is pretty late here 💜💜
Gucci Taekook i live in california too
Same xD
Gucci Taekook it's 4:25 AM here...
Gucci Taekook it's 230 here
namjoon : *has an iq of 148*
also namjoon : *yells like a kid over a cake*
At least he's a sweet genius xD
That’s our namjoon
DON'T SAY THAT HIS MAH MAN
And he also can’t cut onions
@@iimxchxll3 NO HE MAH MANH
You can't spell ARMY
Without RM
FACTS
@Sila Aydin Same 🤐😳😳
*FACTS*
@Anonymous true
You cant spell ARMY withour MY :L lol that one wasnt good
P is also for "Pardon"
C is also for "Can I have meat?"
S is also for "Shut up Malfoy"
💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
S is also for "ShAwTaYyyyyy''
P for porranesian parrapio too😂😂
R is def for r-a-p monster not d-a-n-c-e monster 😂
J is for:
"Jimin"
"Yeah"
"You got no jams"
_PORRRNESIAN PARRRAPIO_
That's my favorite line from him
i laughed way too hard
yoongi bungee rrrrrrrrapmonter
yoongi bungee HAHAHAHA
XXXXXDDDDD
Expensive girl comes on
*Brings hobi water*
Aaishah Plays I need a LOT for Jimin and rm
*SLAPS NAMJOON* OMG WHY NAMJOON
*that moment i was disgusted by rm*
🍶here
Aaishah :D we need Hobi water
Me: **Hears expensive girl**
Also Me: **chuckles** I’m in danger
iJinHit where did you get that picture?
hiw could namjoon do this to us
I know T-T
I got so stiff and was like "oh sh- oh no"
I never heard it my ears...
Fun fact : Namjoon didn't write Expensive Gurl, it was a cover 🙃🙃
RM: Zach,i love you
Jin: i’m so sorry but it’s Fake love
Zach's my friend's name....
The Mommy is jealous🤣
Yeah lol
And when he said "Rachel" I was like OOOH RACHEL IS MY FRIEND'S NAME (SHE IS A ARMY TOO) I NEED TO SEND THIS TO HER :)
@@akmjkpkj8313 Jin is not 'Mommy'!
@@mehenajmaria1852 Yes He Is :)
Video: “D is for: destruction.”
Me: “D is for: DIMPLES!”
YE WERE ARE HIS CUTE DIMPLES
SO TRUE
Ikr they’re so cute 🥰
Lol
Exactly
E is for:
*immediately skips 20 seconds ahead*
Jaden Jefferson same that’s the forbidden song here is some hobi water
Lol hobi water 💦
Same bro lmao
Yes
a JSJSJSJSJSJSJ
This words made my day:
*"JIMIN YOU GOT NO JAMS"*
*NAMJIN*
*"STRONG POWER THANK YOU"*
And of course
*_PORRNESSIAN PARRAPIO_*
(Edit)
Oh and I forgot the *_"WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY CHICKEN IS THE BEST"_* _(makes chicken sounds)_
AND E IS FOR: ....👨🔫🗡
@@miyara9134 oh GOD 😂
@@lollol-cz4gx lol he is my bias and I am sure that he was drunk when he wrote it
@@miyara9134 😂
@@lollol-cz4gx yeah yeah RM... I am replying to u now i am going to school 😣😣😣😢
E is for
*expensive girl*
“JuSt tAkE iT oFf nOw giRl”
*i died a little*
STOP
1:47
RM : Look at his hair
V : Flip
Me : dying of laughter like 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 hahahaha
I swear V is so extra but I love him
Booty Toast i think it looks cute
1:30 the army's ritual!
True
KIM NAMJOON
KIM SEOKJIN
MIN YOONGI
JUNG HOSEOK
PARK JIMIN
KIM TAEHYUNG
JEON JUNGKOOK
BTS
oof.
Soooo true
Yes omg
RM: This is cute crab!
also RM: **accidentally breaks it**
Crab's family: At least it was Kim Nam Joon..
Lol 🤣😆🤭
"E"
Me: wait...wait wait wait no-
"E is for-"
Me: DON'T YOU DARE-
*"DIM THE LIGHTS DOWN BABY-"*
U need some Hobi Water💧💧💧
You also need Namjesus
Namjoon didn't write expensive gurl, it was a cover 🙃🙃
1:30 Kim NAMJOON~
KIM SEOKJIN!~
MIN YOON KI!~
JEON HOSEOK!~
Sorry I’m gonna be that person but...
*JUNG* hoseok
Jeon hoseok??
@@santiagogarcia2320 ya....?
Jung* uwu
Min Yoon KI??
JEON Ho Seok??
**hears expensive girl**
no no no no nononoononoononononoonononoonononoonononoonononononoononononono
NOOO GOD PLEASE NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO
•Namjoon is the best leader BTS had• 💘💘
I love your username 💜
IKR! LIKE I HYPOVANERLATE WHENEVER I HEAR THAT SONG!
SAME
2:40
Why tf does he sound like Obama 😂
Yeah!
Ikr ahah
1:00
me, in tears: “mom, please pick me up i’m scared”
Whaaat?-me
Lol
* Expensive Girl comes on *
Me:
Inhales
Exhales
* Yeets phone into tub of holy water *
You mean *HOBI* water
Omg so true
sprite_cranberry_noob I’m still doing the breathing thing
😂😂😂lol
*1:27** Iconic "Jimin you got no jams" 😂*
1:27 I like how when RM told Jimin that he got no Jams, Jimins smile turned into a frown.
No one:
Literally no one:
No one in the whole history of the world:
RM: pORrnaSio paLePinO
Namjoon is my bias and when he was on excited about catchingthe crab was cute but when expensive girl came on I paused the video got up and ran around the house screaming "OKAY NO NO NO NO NO NO" in a weird accent and my parents where like "this Chinese guys got to her head" and I yelled "THEY ARE KOREAN!!!!"
LOL!!!!! AFTER READING THE COMMENT I STARTED DYING!!!!!!!!! XD!!!!!!!!!
😂 when expensive girl came i started screaming aw hell na! And my father was like wtf you doing??? You are to obsessed with those koreans. Sorry not my faut if i am an ARMY(AND PROUD OF IT) 😂😂
This is hilarious
These have made me laugh so much. My dad says the same thing to me and I’m 31 years old
THATS WHAT KEEP SAYING TO MY MOM😂😂😂
Namjin...I like the way you think.
Agust Mochi everyone does...
kim Taehyungs gucci shoes not me
Same ..uwu~
Ye same.
2:00 I have an IQ of probably like 0.0000001 and I can cut an onion an Namjoons IQ is 148 and he can't.
Me:Mom, I’m part of the army.
My mom: i’m pretty sure the furthest you’ve ever ran was to the fridge and back for leftover pizza
Me:🤦🏼♂️
D is for Dimples or Dance monster
G is for God of destruction
My Angelシ oof
I is for "I'm so pure"
OOHHH DANCE MONSTER
*Jimin... You got no jams*
Bahaaah
ur username is the opposite :D
Namjoon: im so pure 😇🙏
Expensive girl: *im about to question this mans whole career*
*_when you just read the title and already know E is for Expensive girl._*
Me: *hears expensive girl*
Me: *flies to South Korea, find RM, throws Bible at him*
RM:😮
Me:You need Jesus✝️✝️✝️📖
That is exactly what I would do
He’s an atheist
actually, we need shesus
He doesn't NEED Jesus, he IS Jesus Joon
@@spamacc1641 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL WHY DID THIS MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD
Video : E is for.
Me: no... Please.. Don't do it
Video: expensive gurllll
Me: STOB IT!
Video: *show the lyrics of expensive girl*
Me: *dead*
i am also a jimin lover
A JIMIN LOVER 🤔🤔
A JIMIN LOVER 💘💘trias mau kelas Vl sekolah negeri??
joonie bts mau siapa whatasapp lucu ❤❤trias
And what do we get just after that ...................FINGERING.
Me: *minding own business*
Video: E is for DIM THE LIGHTS DOWN BABY
Me: aggressively try’s turning iPad off
RM: casually blowing kisses at Jin
Jin: *Stop*
I freaKING KNEW IT WOULD BE *EXPENSIVE GIRL* WHYYYYYY
WAAAH
Namjoon in a nutshell:
*Burrrrito! Crabs! Oh, what's this? Let me break it. UUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!*
I always get the fact that Rm and Jin like each other ;-; AND RM IS MY FAVORITE
We all know what is E and J
E: tAke iT oFf NoW giRl jUsT tAke It oFF.
J: JiMin YoU gOT nO JaM
_Nahh i almost choked on my drink when i heard Expensive Girl im-_
Oof
yoongle boongle :0 you can choke on beverages now?
I wasn't ready, I wanted to yeet out a window
@@carolj1741 RIP
Should've seen it coming 😂😂
video: I is for..
me: I’m sO pUrE!!
video: I NEED YOU GIRL
min hoseok he’s not pure tho, have you heard expensive girl
hahaha ye
Yeah I thought it was going to be *I'M SO PURE* too 😆
"If you don't study, 𝙄𝙢 𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙚𝙮𝙚𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙬𝙨"
The video: E is for *expensive girl plays*
Me: oh god no
Video again: F is for “fingering”
Me: I- 😳😳
sᴀᴍᴇ 😂😂
Ikr😳
LIKE- KIM NAMJOON! WHAT THE FUCK
@Kalsumawati Sakai true 😂
Everyone what is rap monster doing with his mouth?
Me:its rap monster he rapps
I thought we agreed never to talk about ExpeNsive giRl AGAIN !?
Vid: e is for..
Me: don't do it. Nononononope. Yeet that into the past
Vid: *Expensive girl plays*
Me: **Chokes**
Vid: f is for
Me: Thank god it's over
RM: Fingeriiing.
Me: **Yeets the air from my lungs**
Chocolate chim kookies lol I can relate as well
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Same
Lol same! I was like: "Oh nooo!😬"
I would've choked on holy water
0:10 ....like I started dying of laughter because like that was the best scream 🤣🤣🤣
WHEN EXPENSIVE GIRL CAME ON THAT WAS IT I FEEL OFF MY BED SCREAMING
**hears expensive girl HEY WE ARMYS DONT SPEAK OF THAT😂**
Me: *listening to this while dong homework*
Mom: *walks in*
RM: *Dim the lights down baby, dim he lights*
Mom: ....
Me: ...
RM: *imma beat that #*$$@ like you never ever felt before*
Mom: ..
Me:.
Mom: *walks out closing the door slowly*
Hmmm. My mom would beat the shit out of me if she heard what u was listening to.
I would be killed... You're lucky😩
I felt that fucking tension through my screen. Scary stuff
My parents don't understand English lucky me
Akward😂
2:04 His expression😂💜
Namjoonie for President! He taught us the improved alphabet!!!
Even though my bias is Taehyung, I still 💗 Namjoon. He’s always soooo smart!!
"Fingering."
Me: PARDON?!
"Fingering."
Me: Oh, Please dont.
*OMG EXPENSIVE GIRL IM CHOKING AHAJAKSJS*
ME TOOOOO I WAS LIKE NAMJOOOOOOOOON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm just like normal and then I actually here the lyrics and I'm like ….wait what?! "NAMJOOOON!'' ''NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" *CRIES IN CORNER BECAUSE HIS CHILD SELF IS GONE!* WAHHHH~
I was so shook I was like “I thought you were innocent!”
Savannah Irizarry Lmao well he just did a cover for it
Meredith Espinoza thank god 🤣😅
I love how 98% of the comments are about expensive girl omg it will never die out
Namjoon: *Zach, I love you*
Jin: *...I- Wow..* (Speechless) *All this time..*
Burrrrrrrrrrrrrriitttoo😂
Burrito x2 :v 😂😂😂😂😂👍
De que pais eres?
BEXTOS klovermin lmao
*hears expensive girl*
My brain : Don't think about that.
My mouth : Don't say that
My heart : Don't do that
Me : TAKE IT OFF NOW GURL~~~~~
The struggle is real T-T
Your pfp is when I heard expensive girl for the first time
iMmA bEaT tHaT pUsSy LiKe U nEvEr FeLt BeFoRe
@@sarantuyaenkhjargal1899 oh my gosh-
lol 😂
As soon as Rm yelled: Aaah!
My brain went straight to thinking of the ff kidnapped when he was being electrocuted in a chair 😂😂😂 idk why 😂😂😂😂😉
You: *plays expensive girl*
Me: omg i aM pLaYiNg~ thIs oN spEakEr nOOoO~~
I heard my anthem
Expensive girl?
Lol
Lol
😂
I lowkey was jamming out to Expensive Girl in the back seat without headphones
My parents didn’t hear we good
Fuck
Lol i like ur Name😂
When they speak english, it sounds like an german accent😂😂 That's funny cause I'm from Germany💚
Prove it
He looks very triggered when they pronounce an english word wrong
@Clouds Lmao😂
lil meow meow deutsche armyyyss ja lol eyy
I need that profile pic plz
How is F not for “friends”? Because thats how he learned english lmao
No one could ever replace the President Kim Namjoon. He is so unique!
2:40 Is it me or RM sounds like Barack Obama 😂?
He does !!!😂💀
Omg that's so randomn but so true XD
Dude literally i keep replaying this
Another sign that he should be president!! :)))
@@rb-gt6lk omg yh XD
Finnallllyyyy someone made this❤️❤️
Also; we do *NOT* talk about expensive girl 😩😩
Jenna Tools People get it. XD
Rudmila Rusho have you heard the lyrics 😂😂
Rudmila Rusho it’s that he’s to precious to talk like that😂😂
Ikr
He is so pure.. So please stop talking about expensive girl..😂😂
The beatboxing KILLED me I am screaming
Noooooo Expensive Girl is not something we talk about 🤣🤣 I'll never get over the fact he wrote and sung those lyrics
**expensive girl starts playin** holy sweets! **unnecessary flashbackw to when I heard that song for the first time**
E is for:
Me: oh god please no!
*just dim the lights down baby just dim the lights*
Me *I NEED HOLY WATER*
Nah u need hobi water man
Gazelle Tanglao hahah
“ Expensive Girl “ we don’t talk about her👁👄👁😂
When "Expensive girl" came up, I was like "ANYTHING BUT THAT!!" 🤣
X: I couldn’t find an x so here’s this
Me: there’s probably an x noise in there somewhere
also me
it could mean beatboX though
0:59 nononononononoNONONONONONONONONONO
Bts ruined my life oh yeah xD
Bts ruined my life Same!!!!!
Bts ruined my life NONONONONONONONONO
NOOOOOONOONONONONO
Same that came out of nowhere I wasn’t expecting I’m WHEEZING
Teacher:J is for...*says something*
My mind:*Jimin you got now jams*
0:27 OMG this reminded me of that vine where the Asian dude was dancing with the crabs and then he gets pinched omgggg😂🤣
D is for DESPASITO
P is for PARDON / PIKACHU
A.R.M.Y FøRëVēR I like that they should’ve put that in the vid
Stranger: Ey, what's your name, little girl?
Me: 2:16
Stranger: ... wut?
Whimsy Mysteries I'm pretty sure they would be like😲😲😲
Hahahaha im dying
Stranger:uhh...how do you write that?.....
- I love him. 💜
2:22
R is for
R A P monster not
D A N C E
monster
When expensive girl played I unplugged my phone and chucked it across the room
Edit: my phone is ok
Namjoon is so cute and adorable
Bangtan Kitty: The next is Jungkook’s!
CZcams: *Upcoming video is.. LEARN THE ALPHABET WITH JUNGKOOK*
Me: *what is this sorcery?*
How can anyone hate this man?
Omg he was so excited when he saw the ryan cake and started jumping up and dowwwn😢 then he went around to show the others his little crab friend😭 an actual baby boy💜
I was expecting I to be ‘I’m so pure’ but it’s ok I need you girl works too 😂
I died when he said Rachel I mean I know he means Rachel on friends but being a Rachel i have the right to die
RM is a cutie and you can't deny it :)
Rm: expensive girl (in out out in)
Me: OMG WTF I'M SCARED
(Mom comes in the room with the chancla)
Mom: WHOSE THERE?
Me: ...
Rm: (singing expensive girl)
Mom: ...
Me: ... I-i can explain
A stick and a bubble in and out and out and in( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(~_~)(>~
I LOVE YOU JOONIE MY BABY BOY
Don’t we all
Expensive girl started playing and I immediately paused the video, gotta take a moment of silence for this one.
No one:
Not a single soul:
RM and Hobi: KIM NAMJOON KIM SEOKJIN MIN YOONGI JUNG HOSEK PARK JIMIN KIM TAEHYUNG JEON JUNGKOOK BTS
Me at 1:01 : NOOOOOOOOO
Mom: Why are you screaming?
Me: ummm you don’t wanna know
Mom: What are you listening t-
Me: ...
Mom: ok then
that's what exactly happened to me 2 seconds ago -_-
I CLICKED THE TIME BY ACCIDENT OOP-
I die and my brain was like dont do it 😔🤚🏻😂🤣
My brain: omfg I thought he was good
1:45
namjoon: look at his hair!
tae: *sways hair*
me: XD
0:03 Aaaaaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhhhhhh
0:10 Excited Namjoon
0:40 *DESTRUCTION* But he is cute while destroying things 😍😘
1:22 I need you girl
1:27 *YOU* *GOT* *NO* *JAMS*
1:31 BTS MEMBERS NAMES
1:53 Aww !
2:04 Pause before clicking on this
2:16 Wat ?
2:49 😂
3:04 😂
*expensive girl*
ME: **turns off wifi**
I was straight up expecting X to be the clip where Jimin and Hoseok expose RM for having “viruses” on the computer
Like "X-rated"? 😏
Namjoon screaming is one of the funniest things on earth 😂😂❤️
for M you should’ve done when jin and rm were arguing over shrimp and meat 😂😂😂 just a suggestion