WOKE vs Working Class

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  • @FishizzleBoy
    @FishizzleBoy Před 3 lety +960

    “I can’t handle conflict, it gives me depression”
    Do I laugh because it’s satire? Or do I sigh because it’s true!

    • @TotoDG
      @TotoDG Před 3 lety +25

      You laugh ‘cause it’s true, then you sigh ‘cause it’s satire.

    • @dalorasinum386
      @dalorasinum386 Před 3 lety +1

      If someone tells you that, then you carry on😂

    • @whiskeymc5620
      @whiskeymc5620 Před 3 lety +1

      I'm more towards the side of sighing at this point.

    • @JorgieTV01
      @JorgieTV01 Před 3 lety +1

      @@TotoDG facts lol

    • @dougieboxell6505
      @dougieboxell6505 Před 3 lety

      you sort ya fuckin life out, then you laugh at it
      (neel's working class voice ^^^)

  • @SunnyV2
    @SunnyV2 Před 3 lety +480

    Hahahha this is too accurate

    • @ydu1234
      @ydu1234 Před 3 lety

      Hi sunny!

    • @UTUBERAJ
      @UTUBERAJ Před 3 lety +3

      It's just sexual tension of two stressed individual
      End should have been, they meet and get laid

    • @rachelray4040
      @rachelray4040 Před 3 lety +2

      It is

    • @danielpearse9875
      @danielpearse9875 Před rokem

      It's sunny!

    • @jimekx
      @jimekx Před rokem

      Holy shit it's the sunny

  • @thetype97chiha2
    @thetype97chiha2 Před 3 lety +264

    It pains me to know their are actual people who are like that

    • @CandyApples4ever
      @CandyApples4ever Před 3 lety +1

      Look up fbi documents of paranoid persons. It explains everything. Someone read it out on CZcams.

  • @scottcameron174
    @scottcameron174 Před 3 lety +367

    People wonder why the working class has shifted to Conservative/Populist parties and abandoned the traditional Labour/Left parties. THIS RIGHT HERE is why.

    • @Konform2zoidberg
      @Konform2zoidberg Před 3 lety +3

      Is that borne out by numbers, or are they just saying fuck it and staying home?
      Cause that’s what happened here

    • @scottcameron174
      @scottcameron174 Před 3 lety +30

      @@Konform2zoidberg in the United States specifically but also in the United Kingdom, the Netherlands, and Germany this is shown by white working class men abandoning traditional union back parties and voting for populist agendas.

    • @abhinandanbanerjee5471
      @abhinandanbanerjee5471 Před 3 lety +1

      Actually, it has drastically reduced middle-class white male votes. A majority of women and people of colour have permanently consolidated behind left parties and their number will slowly grow with each election cycle.
      This might be true for a demography but it is just that demography.

    • @abhinandanbanerjee5471
      @abhinandanbanerjee5471 Před 3 lety +4

      Also, there is no such thing as right populism. Its just fascism or waiting to be fascism. You are either fine with everyone having the same oppurtunities or you want to retain the race gender privileges that keep you ahead of the people of the third world countries. If you cannot do that democratically, you will inevitably do it undemocratically.

    • @abhinandanbanerjee5471
      @abhinandanbanerjee5471 Před 3 lety

      @Vinlon Voss yes?

  • @krc9464
    @krc9464 Před 3 lety +168

    The level of rage and the aussie accent together is hilarious

  • @LaytonObserves
    @LaytonObserves Před 3 lety +546

    It's sad how easy these people are to parody because they speak the same 10 or so catchphrases

    • @mailman276
      @mailman276 Před 3 lety +4

      to be fair, so do the centrists and right wingers.

    • @matthewsander5887
      @matthewsander5887 Před 2 lety +2

      @@mailman276 nah as a centrist I only have one phrase. I'm tired of the stupidity. Then I accept that I can't change anything yet cause I don't have ideologies that have any power and neither side want to hear how they are wrong.

  • @jetnavigator
    @jetnavigator Před 3 lety +342

    They're about to introduce mandatory "unconscious bias" training at my work. My team is made up of 2 Chinese, a Pole, an Indian, 2 Philipinas, a Fijian Indian and a Kenyan. I'm the only white Australian but we obviously need to work on our diversity...
    Edit: I think it's meant to be "Filipinas", but the nationality of the people I work with is so irrelevant day to day that I don't even know how to spell it.

    • @dudsummon3803
      @dudsummon3803 Před 3 lety +51

      I have a cousin that does this stuff, she is a mentally unwell grifter was literally a member of the qld communist party at uni, think she might still be, but haven't talked to her since she rang up drunk having a go at me because when I was 22 (20 years ago)I dared to get between her and a would be assailant who had mistaken her for a prostitute, before she went on to ask if I had been teaching my six year old how not to get r@p€d.

    • @seekingsomething9026
      @seekingsomething9026 Před 3 lety +49

      Lol, the trainer is going to spend a lot of time talking to the group whilst looking at you or the Pole.

    • @just_delta-2589
      @just_delta-2589 Před 3 lety +12

      @@dudsummon3803 Jesus wtf, really hope my sisters don’t turn out like this, I can tell this is how their mother is. Luckily their mom doesn’t live with us anymore. Oldest sister is 12 or 13, hope she isn’t led down this path

    • @comicconcarne
      @comicconcarne Před 3 lety +3

      Hopefully they'll focus on biases other than racial, but if it's mandatory then companies will just install a program without regard to its effectiveness.

    • @anmolsaxena_
      @anmolsaxena_ Před 3 lety +28

      man these "diversity" initiatives are really just further segregating us into groups

  • @addisonkennedy5306
    @addisonkennedy5306 Před 3 lety +21

    "I can't handle conflict it gives me depression" that line and delivery was fantastic

  • @balasaashti3146
    @balasaashti3146 Před 3 lety +54

    I don't know who this guy is but I love him. Looks like Australia and U.S got some common problems.

    • @randomplebian461
      @randomplebian461 Před 3 lety +7

      India has similar problems as well. I shudder at the propoganda we were fed as kids. No matter the country, they always have weaker sections of society to play messiah for from the comfort of their luxurious mansions.

    • @gilian2587
      @gilian2587 Před rokem

      I thought this was a problem for the US, the UK, and all UK associated former colonies... hmm, India was a UK colony. Does anyone know if France, Italy, Germany and Spain are experiencing this plague, as well?

  • @Crick1952
    @Crick1952 Před 3 lety +32

    That ending is just the cherry on top 🤣👌

    • @mrbillhilly343
      @mrbillhilly343 Před 3 lety +1

      As a tradesman, I deal with stuff like this from the female & MALE side of the white-collar & WOKE class..... Treat tradies like scum; until they need a tradie to fix their stuff for them.

  • @halleyangel1706
    @halleyangel1706 Před 3 lety +165

    I hate that my dad has to deal with people like this. And there my age....

  • @satyakisil4289
    @satyakisil4289 Před 3 lety +170

    I have heard that there is a bald, muscular man who is very good at repairing pipes, especially if there are women at home to accompany him.

  • @workout9594
    @workout9594 Před 3 lety +32

    Write what the woke person said on an essay and you'll get 100% in HSC English

  • @comicconcarne
    @comicconcarne Před 3 lety +198

    There's nothing wrong with diversity.
    There's everything wrong with using diversity to speak down to the working class and hypocritically act like it's all you need to fix the world.

    • @samoldfield5220
      @samoldfield5220 Před 3 lety +2

      Which one are you doing?

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar Před 3 lety +20

      There's nothing wrong with diversity.
      But guess what? There's also nothing wrong with a lack of diversity.

    • @CapitalMort
      @CapitalMort Před 3 lety +10

      The woke version of diversity means less straight white men.

    • @comicconcarne
      @comicconcarne Před 3 lety +12

      @@PiousMoltar There actually is. Diversity is what allows us to consider new ideas; without it, we'd be left circlejerking over what we already have achieved.
      Everyone is unique somehow, but a lot of places want you to conform to an arbitrary mold. Think of American Psycho: everyone looks the same and argues over who has the best (identical) business card. It's a great satire of the financial sector.
      The issue is when "diversity" gets boiled down to race and sex, instead of being about diversity of thought, experience, or culture. For example, a workplace may want me for being female, but not have any support for autistic employees. I wouldn't thrive there. I would never be their perfect "#girlboss" archetype.
      Diversity of identities is not (or ought not be) about meeting a quota; it's about removing the implied "x need not apply" sign.

    • @johniewalker4356
      @johniewalker4356 Před 3 lety +13

      @@comicconcarne see that's the problem there. You initially said only "diversity" and in today's world it's been hijacked by SJWs as diversity in skin colour and genitals not diversity of thought. Nowadays you HAVE TO specify you mean diversity of thought and ideas. It used to be like that and people appreciated it, but with it's new meaning diversity is becoming a curse word...

  • @rabies5179
    @rabies5179 Před 3 lety +54

    Oh this is beautiful

  • @Demonizer68
    @Demonizer68 Před 3 lety +257

    Still reckon that those who are "woke" need to be dragged out onto a site and made to do all the physical manual labour, that the working class does. Sure nothing will get done, but it may help off the entitlement, or at least be piss funny watching the dainty little darlings struggle.

    • @Crick1952
      @Crick1952 Před 3 lety +18

      Eh gads! They might break a nail!

    • @annak1712
      @annak1712 Před 3 lety +11

      Because woke people aren't working class too

    • @JorgieTV01
      @JorgieTV01 Před 3 lety +2

      Facts

    • @sal_manicuri2016
      @sal_manicuri2016 Před 3 lety +10

      @@annak1712 i don't think you appreciate how valuable this content is to conservatives throwing peanuts from the gallery 😅
      Thank God content creators are willing to fuel this fictional emnity. Otherwise shit might actually change 🤙

    • @Konform2zoidberg
      @Konform2zoidberg Před 3 lety +1

      And build actual class consciousness

  • @dpraderio1
    @dpraderio1 Před 3 lety +12

    Roflmao I love how it gets to, "You toxic men are no longer needed! To hey do you know how to fix a pipe? Lmao"

  • @REVIVALFitness
    @REVIVALFitness Před 3 lety +12

    Every single thing redhead said, I heard in college. Which is terrifying.

  • @DrunkenDeer
    @DrunkenDeer Před 3 lety +16

    I not a fan usually of Neels stuff but every now and then he puts out brilliant gems like this.

  • @AutoExpertJC
    @AutoExpertJC Před 3 lety +123

    That's very good. Bravo! Sums up what most people really think. #Respect (Bet YT demonetised you for the c-bomb.)

  • @TheCatchtwentytwo
    @TheCatchtwentytwo Před 3 lety +72

    Is it just me, or does everyone think Neel looks hot in that wig.

  • @ashm3626
    @ashm3626 Před 3 lety +9

    I'm wheezing this is freaking hilarious. Especially the part when she needs her pipe to fixed 🤣🤣

  • @DingoDin
    @DingoDin Před 3 lety +9

    Mate, you're right on the edge. Brilliant comedy. I hope one day it's not sooooo real, and you can just have fun. Love your work 😘

  • @atles300
    @atles300 Před 3 lety +25

    that hurt to watch, but by god was it glorious

  • @AnimalGuuy
    @AnimalGuuy Před 3 lety +53

    This hurt, its so accurate. What happened to CFMEU hahahahah

    • @SubcideWebzine
      @SubcideWebzine Před 3 lety +1

      Lol. Did it?

    • @massimom6560
      @massimom6560 Před 3 lety

      Lol don't think this is accurate for the CFMEU, have you heard john setka speak...

  • @JohnSmith-gh3kp
    @JohnSmith-gh3kp Před 3 lety +1

    Hahahahahaha this is one of the best videos you’ve made. Total crack up whole way through.

  • @theomanification
    @theomanification Před 3 lety +2

    Well delivered, but I'd say exceptionally well written. It's so brilliant

  • @KaleSerpent
    @KaleSerpent Před 3 lety +25

    You know whats the scariest thing about this? The person answering the ohone is probably 100% accurate.

    • @introtwerp
      @introtwerp Před 3 lety +2

      omgg even the stupid framed glasses weird colour hair and beads

  • @jonathoncarll6140
    @jonathoncarll6140 Před 3 lety +10

    Also could be titled 'why the labour party can't win a federal election'

  • @Tomeccho
    @Tomeccho Před 3 lety

    Neel, you've done it again! This is a work of art! Beautiful!

  • @clarkkent4683
    @clarkkent4683 Před rokem

    Geez I’m in stitches well done!

  • @YFZriderdude15
    @YFZriderdude15 Před 3 lety +1

    This is hilarious! Oh my God! You deserve more subscribers!

  • @kurenai5000
    @kurenai5000 Před 3 lety +2

    You really nailed this one.

  • @badgerx51
    @badgerx51 Před 3 lety +1

    Neel...please never stop. Comedy the UK needs right now.

  • @nadamijak9338
    @nadamijak9338 Před 3 lety +3

    you have gone from genius to GENIUS

  • @jennr7253
    @jennr7253 Před 3 lety +1

    Hahahahaha this is great! Thank you for the laughs!

  • @haydenphillips1448
    @haydenphillips1448 Před 3 lety +2

    This is brilliant !! I’m so glad our comedians can see what’s going on

  • @allieniner675
    @allieniner675 Před 3 lety +4

    Been missing these videos!!!

  • @kyleknepper4016
    @kyleknepper4016 Před 3 lety +1

    Best vid he’s put out in a while, spot on

  • @rachelyy
    @rachelyy Před 3 lety +1

    Wow this is brilliant, the ending too haha

  • @JSBvids
    @JSBvids Před 3 lety +1

    Neel you are amazing!

  • @feaRfox3
    @feaRfox3 Před 3 lety +1

    “FUCKEN” spot on! 👍

  • @canisrah
    @canisrah Před 3 lety +1

    This is one of your best.

  • @obamahadalama
    @obamahadalama Před 3 lety +1

    One of your best in a while

  • @marko651
    @marko651 Před 3 lety +6

    This may be a comedy sketch , but this stuff happens to me every time i have to deal with these feminist woke types . Its starts with my blood presure normal and after the phone call its through the roof .

  • @Stephen.Palmer_666
    @Stephen.Palmer_666 Před 3 lety +1

    Absolute gold!🤣

  • @bryancheron6902
    @bryancheron6902 Před 3 lety

    Neel knocks another one out of the park. I’m going to be laughing myself to sleep.

  • @kazbaby212
    @kazbaby212 Před 3 lety +2

    May as well have called this Greens vs Labor. I think a good balance between the two is the sweet spot.

  • @jeremywright8612
    @jeremywright8612 Před 3 lety

    Haha how very accurate this is!

  • @Haydsd
    @Haydsd Před 3 lety

    Keep it up Neel! Quality content 💪

  • @Voyagerthe2nd
    @Voyagerthe2nd Před 3 lety +13

    I like the CSB shirt for the working class champ there

  • @zenyattamondatta7757
    @zenyattamondatta7757 Před 3 lety +1

    Omg! Lol lmao everybody's so damn angry! 😂😂😂

  • @JB-ru2zb
    @JB-ru2zb Před 3 lety +2

    This is low key too real.

  • @123fourfive5
    @123fourfive5 Před 3 lety +2

    Oh my god he nailed it

  • @freedompirates702
    @freedompirates702 Před 3 lety

    This is literally your great video Neel, holy fuck its funny

  • @eduardosnow7374
    @eduardosnow7374 Před 3 lety +1

    This is gold

  • @RustyShackleford-oo9zh
    @RustyShackleford-oo9zh Před 3 lety +1

    The end was the best part

  • @LOON3Y2OONS
    @LOON3Y2OONS Před 3 lety +1

    OMG. I think I'm bugged. Lol. I swear this is how most my phone calls go now a days.

  • @johnbuckner2828
    @johnbuckner2828 Před 3 lety

    Lol, f****** awesome bro... Loved this one

  • @joalde
    @joalde Před 3 lety

    I just love when I have the CC on and I keep seeing [ ___ ] when he swears because of how pissed he is

  • @ThinWhiteAxe
    @ThinWhiteAxe Před 3 lety +1

    This is perfect 😆

  • @Zoronita
    @Zoronita Před 3 lety

    This was perfect 👏👏

  • @highontech1952
    @highontech1952 Před 3 lety +22

    Haven’t even watched but already love it

  • @PowerCookie1
    @PowerCookie1 Před 3 lety +1

    Ending got me

  • @Willox00
    @Willox00 Před 3 lety +1

    Brilliant! Subscribed

  • @MichaTheLight
    @MichaTheLight Před 3 lety +3

    I'am on the side of reality - so this means working class.

  • @DoomRulz
    @DoomRulz Před 3 lety

    This was cathartic.

  • @theguywhotrolledyou
    @theguywhotrolledyou Před 3 lety +174

    MEN : *exist and minding their own business
    FEMINIST : this is harassment.. I'm being abused

    • @TheyCalledMeT
      @TheyCalledMeT Před 3 lety +13

      *opressed
      abuse starts once you disagree or have an opinion on your own

  • @washroomstudio1692
    @washroomstudio1692 Před 3 lety +1

    hahaha, just keep getting better and better hah, Brilliant mate, well done

  • @inquisitorwalmarius6650

    i have so many things i want to say, to express how i feel about this. but there are one word that can say it all, PERFECT!!!!!

  • @BillalChehade
    @BillalChehade Před 3 lety +2

    Holy shit thank you. Thank you so much

  • @dakkuri1
    @dakkuri1 Před 3 lety +1

    God I love this guy.

  • @rickstophervonwtf4108
    @rickstophervonwtf4108 Před 3 lety

    Brilliant!!

  • @dirtyspaniard
    @dirtyspaniard Před 3 lety

    " I don't make hundreds of dollars a year..." I laughed out loud so hard...

  • @NeoCavo
    @NeoCavo Před 3 lety +1

    I've had this argument too many times

  • @mafl2423
    @mafl2423 Před 3 lety +1

    Omg this is the best

  • @mushy111
    @mushy111 Před 3 lety +1

    Art imitating life...

  • @MuhammadAli42681
    @MuhammadAli42681 Před 3 lety +1

    My SOSE teacher summed up

  • @Derrickthepeng
    @Derrickthepeng Před 3 lety +17

    The only thing stopping me from pointing out that serious feminism isn't this stupid is the fact many feminists really are this bad.

  • @GeneralG1810
    @GeneralG1810 Před 3 lety +1

    100% accurate

  • @minus3dbintheteens60
    @minus3dbintheteens60 Před 3 lety +5

    Are you actually gonna crack that "cheapest available at Dan Murphy's" beer?
    Nah nah yeah, nah. yeah nah nah.... That was alright ay

  • @johno5605
    @johno5605 Před rokem

    4:23 the difference just speaks out

  • @GabrielTobing
    @GabrielTobing Před 3 lety +3

    When you laugh so hard, but then realise it's not parody.

  • @suvhamdhital7126
    @suvhamdhital7126 Před 3 lety +6

    Yo that guy is pretty funny, he should do youtube or something

  • @MrMitchellb10
    @MrMitchellb10 Před 3 lety +1

    I know I am not supposed to root for any of them, . . . But I love the construction guy SO MUCH!!!

  • @PrimePhilosophy
    @PrimePhilosophy Před rokem

    Fucking brilliant! 😂😂😂

  • @Mostoich
    @Mostoich Před 3 lety

    Fucking genius!! Love this!

  • @savin1999
    @savin1999 Před 3 lety

    Meanwhile I was thinking how painful is for Neel to deliver those words with that Aussie accent 😂

  • @rocky2943
    @rocky2943 Před 3 lety

    You gotta get International Audience Bro, You are Awesome 👌👌

  • @mushroomman52
    @mushroomman52 Před 3 lety +1

    Neel you are a internet comedian

  • @jaydenmayne3117
    @jaydenmayne3117 Před 3 lety

    Neel I f...... Love you you it's amazing work 🤣🤣

  • @theinfamouscatto
    @theinfamouscatto Před 3 lety +1

    Good one mate...

  • @TheyCalledMeT
    @TheyCalledMeT Před 3 lety +4

    exactly what this madness needs ..
    riddicule it to the point where people are embarassed to defend any of it
    on the other hand .. the entire video wasn't riddicule .. but reality .. sad reality ..
    edit: love the ending ^^

  • @yerdasellsavon9232
    @yerdasellsavon9232 Před 3 lety +1

    He's improved so much since modern educashun

  • @roxee57
    @roxee57 Před 3 lety

    Old lefty Aussie woman here. I think I love you.

  • @babbit09
    @babbit09 Před 3 lety

    Ah, I love documentaries

  • @marilynrichards3551
    @marilynrichards3551 Před 3 lety

    Hahahahaha nooo but yessss but nooo 😂😩😅😂

  • @romansnumerals8185
    @romansnumerals8185 Před 2 lety

    Nail on the head💚

  • @timfischer8165
    @timfischer8165 Před 3 lety +1

    he should have called this 2016 vs 2020

  • @ryanleclerc4277
    @ryanleclerc4277 Před 3 lety +1

    Love the common sense brigade flanno