Navine Borries Book THE PLOT Release Promo 9th November 2023 (A Nadine Dorries Parody)
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- čas přidán 8. 11. 2023
- Navine's book 'The Plot' is finally out! Watch her unveil all her secrets about Dr No!
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Bloody brilliant! It's that one degree of separation from the reality that makes it so accurate and enjoyable!
🤣🤣thank you! I feel like I’m totally losing my own grip of reality 🤣🤣🤪🥰
*THE ONLY THING WRONG* with these sketches is your humanity shows through and we see you as a caring human being and the empty vessels of bitter hatred the tories really are...
'empty vessels of bitter hatred' Wow - what a phrase 👍
In a perfect world
- the Germans would be the engineers,
- the Italians would be the cooks,
- and the Brits would be the Clowns.... (but still, not allowed back into EUrope!)
What an absolutely great way to start a grey Thursday morning. I laughed like a drain.
Excellent work Ms Skinner. Many, many thanks.
Ah I love this! Thank you so much! So glad you enjoyed it & it cheered you up! 🥰🤗🤗
Nerine you nailed it. Lol. You out Nadined Nadine. The hair flick is spot on. Anyone who gets that book in their Xmas stocking and reads it, good luck. As a library worker and general bookworm, I can safely say her books prior to this one, were not greeted with enthusiasm when the " new books box" arrived. And we had to check them in. One colleague, shelved them the wrong way round. Shush. Its fair thing to do, over 300 local libraries closed under the Con/Dems.
Ah thank you so much lovely! 🙌🥰Oh wow, really? 🤣🤣 maybe I should release a parody book🤔
I’ll have to come to you for some book recommendations! 🥰
@@nerineskinner Yes, release a parody book. And compete with Nadine in Waterstones this Xmas. Title.. Nerine Satire Queen. Keep up the good work my lovely. We got your back🤗
@@SuzanneO707 haha that’s such a great idea! 🤣🤣ah thank you so much 🥰🥰🤗
I hope the real un gives you some royalties from her book sales, Nerine - such a fine line between the parody and reality there. You nailed it as always xx
Ah thank you so much! You know what that’s a good point. I deserve something 🤣🤣🤪🥰🥰
No, no! No, no, no! Not there! 😂
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Lol stunning! A-nalogy 😂 going down on Dr. No, golden finger, so many fun double entendres! 😂😂😂
🤣🤣I couldn’t resist! I was getting a little out of control though and had to cut a few 🤣🤣🤪🥰
Just what I needed to raise the old spirits....just as Navine seems to be doing quite a lot 🍾🥂😂🤣😂
🤣🤣🤣aww thanks! And you’re so welcome! Bottoms up! 🍹 🤪🥰🥰
@@nerineskinner Cheers.... hic... 🥂☺️🥰
I hope these are as fun to make as they are to watch.
Yeah they are fun. Stressful when I can’t remember where to look. 🤣🤣I’m not good at imagining where things / cauldrons or people will be 🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂 - bloody love it ❤🎉
Ah yay! Thank you! 🥰🥰
Excellent Narine. Such brilliant comedy. ❤️👍
Ah I love this, thank you. It means a lot 🥰🥰
We all want to see the Dr No video now, puhleese
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Absolute genius great job👍
Ah thank you so much! 🥰🥰
Love it 😂😂😂
Ah thank you 🥰🥰
I believe it all. I BELIEVE! You see, I had this wonky doorstep last year (not a euphemism) and this dodgy geezer came round right, and cured the wonkiness by shoving chopped up rabbit bits under the doorstep paving slab. Ponged for a bit but it did the trick. Anyway, it was him. Yes, him. Not difficult to identify him really - he always carrys a big sack of chopped up bunnies. What a giveaway, right? Oh, Navine, why aren't you our Pride Mibister?
🤣🤣🤣then it must be true! Now you say it… I saw him too.. he stuffed a load under the wheel of my car 🚘 😳😱😱
I so look forward to your parodies. Thank you for injecting a ray of light in an otherwise bleak dark reality. 🥰
Ah thank you lovely, this has made my day. I really appreciate it 🥰I’m so glad they lift things a little 🤗
These are hilarious. Keep up the good work.
Ah thank you so much! I will do 🥰🥰
I love Navine Borries. an excellent character. Well done Nerine.💋
Ah thank you so much! So glad you like her 🥰🥰
Omg so funny thank you 😂
Ah thank you🙌I’m so glad you liked it! 🥰
Excellent 💥😅
Ah thank you 🥰🥰
Well played nerine 😂
Ah thank you! 🙌🙌🥰
I don't laugh easily but this video cracked me up .
Absolutely hilarious and once labour get into number ten I bet we're all going to be missing the Tories and all their crap .
Ah amazing, I’m so glad you enjoyed it so much! Thank you! Haha to be fair, I keep thinking I need to find new material and then it lands on my plate. 🤣🤪🥰
Navine, the Angel of Truth & Justice 😂, will expose the wicked puppet master for the despicable cad that he is 🙌👩🏼🔥♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
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My heart soared to see a new Nerine Skinner video !!
Potential blurbs for Navine's dust jacket:
Some books tell stories, but this one just Borries !
Stephen KIng calls the writing "horrific"
GRR Martin whines "The Plot feels a bit more like The Plod"
JP Sartre asks "why am I here?"
NHS says "Doctor? No..."
Leonardo says "I'm re-designing the catapult, so as not to toss this aside lightly"
ALL riffs on your BETTER video... CHEERS !
(PS - I was 440th "like" here, but while I wrotted this, it's now 490 - go YOU !)
Ah I love this message! Thank you so much lovely. This comment lifted my spirits, so thank you 🤗
Haha these are all great! Thank you so much for sharing, they’re very funny! 🤣🤪🥰
Ah how lovely about the likes. I’m so grateful to you all 🥰🥰
😂! Mad Nad now has a mad book!! 😅👍
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One for the Booker Prize. 😊
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Purrfect - i love it!!
And i hope that there is orange juice in that bottle 🤣🤣😉
🤣🤣it’s vodka… neat! Straight into the bloodstream! 🤣🤪
Oh Nerine, that was so delicious, like bathing in warm custard! As per usual the script was brilliant, the acting was perfect, and you caught her mannerisms superbly. Perhaps if you have the time, you could save us all money by reading out extracts? Therefore we don’t need to buy the book to see how rubbish it is. Thank you. Regards Tim
Ah thank you lovely! Now I want to get into some warm custard. That sounds like loads of fun! 🤣🤪thank you as always 🥰🥰🤗
Haha that is a great idea 🤪🤔
You’re like my consultant now… I love it 🤣🙌🥰
@@nerineskinner that would be a great honour! I’m cheap too! Hold on….that doesn’t sound good 😌 lol 😆
@@knmoves 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪
Brilliant.😊
Ah thank you 🥰🥰
Please keep going But the only thing that is a bit unnerving is how near the actual persona of mad NADS it is And she was a member of Parliament!!!!!! I think you are terrific in the role
🤣🤣😬oh dear maybe I’m getting too close! 🤪🥰
Nearly sh@t me’sell during the close up of Navine… Funny as fu**, Ms Skinner, funny as **ck.
🤣🤣🤣brilliant! But also sorry! Glad you didn’t! Phew! 😅thank you! 🙌🥰
Ahhhh .....she's back !!!! 🤣
Oh yeah baby 🤪🤣🥰
Nerine - you made me spit out my evening wine when you did the 'anonymous' Dr No interview! Hysterical! Genius. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣oh no I’m so sorry I made you waste wine! 🤣🤦♀️so glad you liked it though! 🤪🥰
@@nerineskinner my other half thinks it's hysterical too. Love it! 🤣😅🤣😅
@@BevMattocks ah I love this! Thanks guys! 🥰🥰
She's quickly becoming one of my favourites loved it 😂
Ah yay! 🤣🤣thank you lovely 🥰🥰
@nerineskinner You're welcome Nerine 👍
I won't be reading the book as I believe The Plot thickens.
Lol. You couldn't get much thicker than the author.😆
Really brilliant 😂
Ah thank you lovely 🥰🥰
Very good indeed !
Ah thanks so much! 🥰🥰
The title threw me there 'comedy ' - comedy is funny luv
🤣🤣🤣 fair enough 🤪
Absolute classic episode Nerine, I being in stitches. I needed a laugh after some personal problem. Then pops up Nerine, encore please🎥
Ah thank you lovely. I’m so sorry you’ve been having some problems. I hope you’re ok and sending lots of love. I’m so glad this helped 🤗🥰
@@nerineskinner Thanks, I appreciate that. Can we have some more, every time I see Nadine I think of you🎥
@@spacerockerlightyears I’ll do my best 🥰🥰🤗
Brilliant again. Thank you for brightening the week.
Ah thank you so much lovely 🥰🥰🙌
Oh god 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the delusional craziness is to close to the truth.
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Too fkn funny!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ah thank you! 🥰🥰
Yay! Another Charity shop fodder publication! I can hardly wait! ;-)
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Looks like more to The Plot, than what is in the pages (lol).😅👋
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The tories can be relied upon
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....to continually serve up great slices of Incompetence Ham to be satirised.
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Amazing as usual 😂😂😂
Ah thank you! 🤗🥰🥰
I can wait for this book a very very long time!
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Mad Navs cannot wait to hear more about the book!!!
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The real Dorries appeared on breakfast TV earlier. I much prefer your version!
Haha 😂thank you! 🤪🥰
Made my day, as usual!!
Aww thank you 🥰🥰
I just clicked on your video again to see your reply and I had an enormous involuntary smile on my face + a warm feeling. Thank you again so much. 😘 @@nerineskinner
@@daydays12 aww what a lovely message. This comment has made my day, thank you 🙌🥰
Hilarious yet again, cant stop laughing 😂😂
Ah thank you so much! 🙌🥰
Far more coherent than the thing, and I do mean thing.
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Nerine I was waiting for this following the interview with Andrew Marr. Brilliant! 😂 Please do a serialised parody of the book.
Haha ah thanks! I hope it was worth the wait! I would love to do that 🤣🤔🤪🥰
Brilliant 👍🥴
Haha thank you! 🥰🥰
That was absolutely magnificent 😂😂😂
Ah thank you so much! 🥰🥰
😂😂😂😂 so good
Ah thank you 🥰🥰
Dr no was watching all this along then
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🤗 Hilarious video!! 👍
(Not being a professional interior decorator, I am not sure whether the interior is built as a luxury abode, or is re-dressed to appear that way.)
🤣🤣great observation! And good question! 🤔
I await
with baited breath.
he-he!
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Dorries and Truss and Braverman are Bobert and MTG wish classy British accents.
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Dr No, Dr No, Dr No, Dr No, no, no limits. Another great video Nerine. I will have to wait a month or so to pick up my copy of her book for 10p at my local charity shop. I've got a dining room table leg that's a bit wobbly and her bestseller(??!!) should do the trick.
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Thank you lovely 🥰
I loved the BIG REVEAL. Remove one skinhead trilby, et voilà, Dokta No. Well, I didn't recognise you, not even when I squinted. Bat's Blood? I've heard of the Hungarian Egri Bikaver, and the Spanish Sangre de Toro, both Bull's Blood, (not really), but not batty blood! Once again, a brilliant presentation of an alien lifeform. You done good again, the thock pliterns!
🤣🤣🤣your comments are always brilliant. Thank you 🥰🥰
@@nerineskinner Just one question. How do I remove the lipstick from my face? 😊😊😊 😘😘🥰🥰🥰
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Hell. When Navine Borries said ' I will be exposing all' ... something entirely different came to my mind.
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Loved this 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ah thank you! 🙌🙌🥰
"I'm going down on Dr No" ... does that mean you're fed up with going down on BJ?
NEVER! (So sorry, Navine wrote that!) 🤪
Brilliant! It’s something when Nadine is attacked by her Daily Mail ‘colleague’ Sarah Vine.
Honestly, I despair… You’ll have to start practising Angela Raver for when Labour take over next year. I love the look of contempt she has every time Kier speaks in Parliament.
I bet Boris (BJ!!) loves your Nadine too!
I’d love to know what they all think or if they’ve seen my videos 🤔haha I tried Angela a while ago, I’ll have to get her back out and ready! 🤣🤪🥰
I liked this even before I saw it...she's that good.
Ah wow! I love this! 🙌🙌🥰
So now we know what she's been preoccupied with since she came out of the Jungle!
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I don’t need to borrow the book from the library now. Thank God.
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Im sure I had a copy of The Plot.... but I lost it somewhere.
🤣🤣love it!
FAF Love it & You
Ah thank you so much 🥰🥰
Great, I could do with a new doorstop! 😅
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I get so confused watching these, because Navine is super hot! I just hope it doesn't make me dream about Nadine in the same way or I will have to see the doctor!
🤣🤣🤣this is too funny! I hope you’re ok! 🤣😜🥰
I hope its a Pulitzer Prize winner. Ill be pulling over all the glossy photo's. It does have pictures in doesnt it?...
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂brilliant
Ah thank you! 🙌🙌🥰
Fun fact: Nadine's book is called the plot because that's what she's lost.🤪😁
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So have I to be fair! 🤣🥰
Ghost written by Shyler Pyte.
Who doesn't love a spoonerism.
She's as shameless as 80's icon Cupid Stunt.
The sub title is missing. I thought it was called 'The Plot: How I Lost It.'
🤣🤣that’s my book!
Hi Nerine...been watching your interview uploads and yay, fab. Forgive my asking, but is there a way to send you something in the post...po box like to be appropriate...website? Just a card and note...your comedy inspires and uplifts. Rgds Andrea and Hattie greyhound)
Sorry not sure how I just saw this! Thank you again lovely one 🥰🥰🤗
"The movement ... and I don't mean the one in my bowels ..." Help, Nav... er Nerine, I've to catch my breath amidst my first bout with Covid *coughs and wheezes and laughs* 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣I’m so sorry! Also really sorry you have covid. How are you now? Sending lots of positive vibes your way! 🥰🥰
@@nerineskinner Don't be sorry, sweetheart, I so enjoyed the laughs 😄😄😄 And it's bearable by now, hope to be over it early next week -- not least because of the vibes and the laughs 🌹🌸🌹🪷🌹 thank you!!!
@@ThomBoecker ah good to hear you’re doing ok. Here’s to a speedy recovery! And one filled with silliness and laughter! 🙌🥰
Apparently, the last 45 pages of the book are just recipes made with Bovril beef tea as the main ingredient, due to a glitch in the manuscript data file at the copying stage. Cross-corrupted with a cook book. Critics have lauded the 'sudden change in Dorries' narrative [as a] wildly refreshing satire on the nature of language itself."
🤣🤣🤣brilliant! 🤣🤪🥰
Again I almost believed it. Gosh. So convincing. I mean. Reality is way sicker but nevertheless…
🤣🤣love this! Thank you 🥰🥰
😂😂😂❤. I think I'll pass on her book and get Barbra Streisand's autobiography instead.
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Just when you thought you'd never be able to do one of these again...
I know right… they just keep coming! 🤣🤣🤪🥰
What will be the next product of the movement.
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ROFL, is that REALLY the title and cover of her book? Holy delusion.
The face pixilation
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Please Nerine book up to do speed dating as Navine . The pure bunny boiler routine 👌
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🤣🤣🤣Great idea 🤪🥰
Innuendo heaven.
Haha you’re welcome 😜🥰
Dories knew nothing. I too was an insider and Dr No was a mere smokescreen for... Thanos! Thanos, also known as the Lover of Death and Jimmy the Greek, was not a nice guy. No looked over his shoulder for this guy. He'd seen Fatal Attraction too, but knew how to make up more realistic novels. Once, No disappointed him and he wedgied him. Like proper Mafia! For those in the know, No was ni! for about three days. Savage. And he actually nailed a snail to BJ's door. For no reason. It wasn't the pet of any of his many children. He was just evil.
And he runs Everything. You Have Been Warned. And Buy My Book. It's not mental or that.
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Other sad little losers... Well she got one right.
Brilliant as always.
Thank you 🥰🥰
Dr No is a lucky man.
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NuttyDoris for PM (Latin)
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Now that’s a book I would buy. Certainly not the cr*p by the Navine impersonator.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha, you're mad! X
Haha 🤣🤣love this! And very true! 🤪🤣🥰
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Wait....that WASN'T the REAL Nadine Dorries?
🤣🤣🤣genuine footage there 🤪🥰
Amazing how this woman isn’t even an MP anymore and she’s still posting videos on CZcams to promote her book. And under a fake name as well!
🤣🤣🤣so true! And why has she hacked my channel like this!? 🤣🤪🥰
@@nerineskinner there are only a few hundred people watching Gbeebies, most of whom still struggle with reading Little red riding hood. Makes sense that Baroness Borries is going after your large audience 😊🥰