Ep 131: Chris DiStefano with Tequila

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  • čas přidán 10. 06. 2023
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Komentáře • 602

  • @averymills3281
    @averymills3281 Před rokem +126

    *chrissys eyes lock onto the muffin top* “this guy could use some intermittent fasting” GOLD

  • @monsieur10nuts
    @monsieur10nuts Před rokem +586

    Oh man that's the absolute best opening line of a pod ever

  • @Pumpkinking64
    @Pumpkinking64 Před rokem +314

    Damn Chris came in HOT with the honesty

    • @DallasMavs81
      @DallasMavs81 Před rokem +10

      Flaming hot

    • @oghash4912
      @oghash4912 Před rokem

      😂

    • @portlandgoose4727
      @portlandgoose4727 Před rokem +9

      Telling their crewman that he could use intermittent fasting was too savage 😂

    • @imunoz81334
      @imunoz81334 Před rokem

      ​@@DallasMavs81 24:04 😢😮😢😮😢

    • @MrBuketman
      @MrBuketman Před rokem

      And he managed to not hog the convo. Great episode.

  • @KoalaJofficial
    @KoalaJofficial Před rokem +198

    If you think Chrissy aint bringing the chaos wherever he goes, news flash, you got another thing coming

  • @3Flutter-Bye
    @3Flutter-Bye Před rokem +95

    Chrissy's always been a sweetheart but along with getting in great physical shape, he seems to have gotten an incredible mindset now. He's always had a positive vibe but now he especially seems like could not be happier, as if living his very best life. .

    • @fortyozsteak
      @fortyozsteak Před rokem +14

      Yea it sucks he was way funnier when he was banging random toots

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 Před rokem +5

      What manners. Brings some treats to the pod.

    • @BuzzyJumper
      @BuzzyJumper Před rokem +1

      @@fortyozsteak Banging random toots? You are so lame 🤣like you just recently discovered how your penis works

    • @Sun_Cat_Pop
      @Sun_Cat_Pop Před rokem +1

      @@fortyozsteak OMG, a real incel - you stuck in puberty or stlil waiting on thos e pubes?

    • @BarisPalabiyik
      @BarisPalabiyik Před rokem +6

      It's almost like he just got his ass eaten.

  • @Hellboymg
    @Hellboymg Před rokem +59

    I could listen to these 3 guys talk for hours on end

  • @chrisrogers553
    @chrisrogers553 Před rokem +45

    They went right over it but, Chrissy D said "it was a tactic to not take a shower so people wouldn't get all up on you" and Normand said "my ex used that tactic" 😂😂😂

    • @Captain_Insano_nomercy
      @Captain_Insano_nomercy Před rokem +2

      It's actually funny because I had an ex who did that

    • @ajphillips1553
      @ajphillips1553 Před rokem

      @@Captain_Insano_nomercyit only works thanks to this comment lolol. Nah fr that’d be mean as hell. Lmao thanks for the honesty, made me laugh out loud

    • @Captain_Insano_nomercy
      @Captain_Insano_nomercy Před rokem

      @AJ Phillips I remember hitting it doggystyle and the smell wafted up and sucker punched me. Bad memories

  • @Ruby-Starr
    @Ruby-Starr Před rokem +7

    13:33 Supposedly, supposedly, supposedly?
    Sal is wondering - dont you mean "Allegedly..." ?

  • @Sun_Cat_Pop
    @Sun_Cat_Pop Před rokem +32

    Chris said his fast was starting shortly and broke out thouse amazing sounding donuts, I suspect, so he could enjoy them vicariously as Sam & Mark ate them. Staying as fit as he's done, just picking them out must be a treat 🧁🧁

  • @daxrico266
    @daxrico266 Před rokem +20

    I love episodes like this that mix comedy and real talk

  • @edwardstieren8387
    @edwardstieren8387 Před rokem +9

    Mark's notorious watch beep strikes across all pods.

  • @2Funny_Farm_
    @2Funny_Farm_ Před rokem +11

    Chrissy Finance? 🥱 Ho Hum
    Chrissy Fidance? 😄 HA HA HA HA HA

  • @jeffysoule2076
    @jeffysoule2076 Před rokem +6

    “I bet I can tell by the way he dribbles.” Hahahaha 😂

  • @bossHogOG
    @bossHogOG Před rokem +17

    I like Chris. He’s proof that anyone can make it in standup if they’re shameless enough.

  • @MrPodcastio
    @MrPodcastio Před rokem +8

    So glad they covered my two favorite topics. Finance and Fish. 😅

  • @_fooddood_
    @_fooddood_ Před rokem +7

    Chrissy D "you guys have a 401K" also Chrissy D "money isnt everything" lol

  • @invaderjimm8422
    @invaderjimm8422 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I love hearing Chrissy talk about how he's improving his life. You're doing it right buddy, you live a good life and you are enjoying it instead of wishing it was better. Inspirational, truly.

  • @byronorrego7284
    @byronorrego7284 Před rokem +9

    Fuck yes!!! I needed it this week…. Bongs and beer ready

  • @fluffyelephant32
    @fluffyelephant32 Před rokem +9

    Is he taking about Jasmin or Titi Jerry in the very beginning?

  • @JeffNixonComedy
    @JeffNixonComedy Před rokem +42

    Hell ya, perfect way to kick off my 5th month of sobriety - a drinking themed podcast!

  • @micahmadore
    @micahmadore Před rokem +6

    Marks recording those ad reads over a school intercom from the 60s

  • @RSJ-fr1mk
    @RSJ-fr1mk Před rokem +5

    Sam stepping on other's comments or instantly interrupting is BRUTAL.

  • @largewoollybugger
    @largewoollybugger Před rokem +6

    I think Chris thinks that because he lost weight, he is now an intellectual

  • @rjvsmb
    @rjvsmb Před 2 měsíci

    I can't tell you how many time I laugh shaking my head listening to WMBD🤣😂🤣😂

  • @kalebwhitaker9534
    @kalebwhitaker9534 Před rokem +8

    I guess I’m going to listen to Chrissy talk about Vangaurd and give investment advice on every podcast for a couple months 😂

    • @MattMcLeod6
      @MattMcLeod6 Před rokem +5

      Money and fitness/nutrition advice - really became an armchair expert lately 😂

    • @gangstaflamingo
      @gangstaflamingo Před rokem

      i used to love him but i cant stand him anymore

  • @cameronpulliam4896
    @cameronpulliam4896 Před rokem +8

    My 3 favorites in one pod love it

  • @Michael-jr5ie
    @Michael-jr5ie Před rokem +6

    Shout out Angelina Bakery! 😂😂 Chrissy shout outs with the rare missed opportunity to promote a random small business

  • @Halfbreedmofo
    @Halfbreedmofo Před rokem +3

    Omg on the you go to sleep on the Cosby part 😂😂

  • @StonerHesperia
    @StonerHesperia Před rokem +2

    The new golden era of comedy is coming.

  • @geriweis-corbley7177
    @geriweis-corbley7177 Před rokem

    One of my fave EPs!! Loved the energy and positivity of Chris De...

  • @ZeZeBatata69
    @ZeZeBatata69 Před rokem +7

    "Fish is worse for you than red meat" - Chris DiStefano, Md

  • @matthangan7944
    @matthangan7944 Před rokem +3

    Comedy goes as far as respect ends... love yall

  • @kylesells8579
    @kylesells8579 Před rokem +5

    I feel like mark would act excited about any food, out of social implications.

  • @AnxiousStacker
    @AnxiousStacker Před rokem +2

    Great guest! The opening line was freaking hilarious!

  • @everything...interesting

    Wow. Great ep! Love you guys! Chrissy D one of the all-time great guests

  • @ppb7930
    @ppb7930 Před rokem +5

    Chris gettin 100,000 for that commercial as an unknown comedian is fuckin crazy

  • @MSordernature
    @MSordernature Před rokem +3

    Minute and 40 seconds in and Chrissy already had two great jokes.

  • @jaredgreenwald3072
    @jaredgreenwald3072 Před rokem

    This was a treat. Thank you guys

  • @tennisbum7527
    @tennisbum7527 Před rokem +1

    The Chrissy D quote of Theodore Roosevelt was incongruous, it was like Ol' Dirty Bastard quoting Maya Angelou

    • @tennisbum7527
      @tennisbum7527 Před rokem

      Beyond that funny but on the nose remark, Chris has developed a very smart strategy balancing his career along with his family life. He will be adding years to his career (and life) being happy with what he has already done and not chasing every dollar.

  • @LiftRunStretch
    @LiftRunStretch Před rokem +3

    Chrissy Candlesticks dabblin’ in the ups and downs 🤙

  • @CraigSmith-qq3sr
    @CraigSmith-qq3sr Před rokem

    Chris looked uncomfortable at the start. Then are we on? then loosened up😂😂😂😂😂

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079

    Mark should have that book that made Joe howl that one time on that coffee table. Brad Garrett, When the Balls Drop thanks to Mrs Normand.

  • @chefcouch7174
    @chefcouch7174 Před rokem +1

    Love the pod!

  • @ArcLabel702
    @ArcLabel702 Před rokem

    That opening line 😂

  • @dereksupernaut
    @dereksupernaut Před rokem +4

    Sam Morril with thee TShirt to wear... gosh darn impressive... i just watched Cukoos Nest having not watched it since my youth, its a great film & Nickolson is the best... fax!!!

  • @liberator416
    @liberator416 Před rokem

    That DUER ad had me dying!

  • @a-aronsolis2243
    @a-aronsolis2243 Před rokem +5

    Yes, this is going to be epic.

  • @nighttrain1565
    @nighttrain1565 Před rokem +2

    Mark licking the fuck out of those fingers😅

  • @jimfrommars2591
    @jimfrommars2591 Před rokem +3

    Packing light doesn't make you a chill person, chill people just pack light 😆

  • @ozzysgarage
    @ozzysgarage Před rokem +2

    30:22 that should be on a decreasing scale honestly. In finance, the more money you invest (and have under management with a Financial Advisor) the lower your management fees (percentage) are. That agent/manager cut is wild! Even real estate agents do not make the same percentage on a $300K home versus $3 million home. Yet somehow these agents/managers are charging a fortune and their talent is perfectly fine with it? That cut is simply way too much for what they are realistically doing for you.

  • @justinjacob508
    @justinjacob508 Před rokem +4

    When he get rid of the glasses ? 😂

    • @Betty-Boop809
      @Betty-Boop809 Před rokem +1

      This was taped a few weeks ago - must’ve been when he lost them.

  • @Fabian080690
    @Fabian080690 Před rokem +3

    This episode is so old it gave Pacino time to bust raw as well.

  • @Grimhead
    @Grimhead Před 11 měsíci +1

    Mark is an absolute comic beast!

  • @Tamcginn
    @Tamcginn Před 6 měsíci

    Love that Chris went to Red's! It's literally the best place for napkin shots and their burgers are insane!

  • @timchilman
    @timchilman Před rokem

    Great man. Sweet spot. Loved your thoughts around the fire.

  • @Quarrelstick
    @Quarrelstick Před rokem

    Killer convo boys, throughly enjoyed the depth of this one. Chrissy stoics in full force

  • @YourBeastRoy
    @YourBeastRoy Před rokem +2

    41:30 Mark "Well hold up the guys not bad lookin" dude legit looks like Mark hahaha

  • @busstopbench
    @busstopbench Před rokem +1

    Chrissy Insights on the podcast! Another great episode! Love you guys!

  • @mykillmatic
    @mykillmatic Před rokem

    So glad i found this podcast! subbed so fast

  • @johngray6749
    @johngray6749 Před 6 měsíci

    Great guest I love how fluid everyone gets around destefano!!!

  • @marniebrimhall986
    @marniebrimhall986 Před 6 měsíci

    My three favorites of all time!!!!!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤😂

  • @FlowerSupply420
    @FlowerSupply420 Před rokem

    “My ex did that…” 3:57
    SOO GOOD!! 😂

  • @clamsoup
    @clamsoup Před rokem +2

    My Great Grandfather fought in the Civil War.
    We're not far removed.

  • @johngray6749
    @johngray6749 Před 6 měsíci

    I swear to god Normand is my inner monologue out loud!! 😏

  • @DonkeyCongoSnipe
    @DonkeyCongoSnipe Před rokem

    I just noticed the painting on the wall behind Mark of the guy and the horse, LMAO

  • @JorgesUsername
    @JorgesUsername Před rokem

    6:45 haha
    "Now YOU go to sleep."

  • @Looshington
    @Looshington Před rokem

    graze anatomy has my dead LOL

  • @DanielHettenbach1
    @DanielHettenbach1 Před rokem +6

    Marc is killing me...then Chrissy goes next level....and Sam is literally the consumate professional

  • @DanielHettenbach1
    @DanielHettenbach1 Před rokem +30

    Marc is the definition of unadulterated

  • @UFBear15
    @UFBear15 Před rokem

    "even the black cow".. Bro it took like 3 seconds for this one to hit me at like the same time it hit Sam. Mark just slings them gems naturally like pizzas

  • @poindextertunes
    @poindextertunes Před rokem +1

    Chrissy’s SB Blazers are tiiiight 🔥

  • @artprep2547
    @artprep2547 Před rokem +10

    Chrisy D : I was 18 once, I never told anyone I'd slit their throat
    Chrisy in high school : smashing a chair over someone's head

  • @jjg6626
    @jjg6626 Před rokem +1

    Random shooting LMFAO! THOSE WERE SACRIFICES... But you know that Mark 🤫

  • @JEPs.
    @JEPs. Před rokem +1

    Our mans said ginger ale, for a Manhattan…

  • @BigDaddy-vk6rv
    @BigDaddy-vk6rv Před rokem +3

    Wow! Listening to Chris made me feel like I was dirty and took a really good shower! I think we all need more DeStefano in our lives!

  • @tylerstrow811
    @tylerstrow811 Před rokem +2

    Take him to Aush*$#& and get him some ice cream. Best joke of the pod.

  • @kendallleingang
    @kendallleingang Před rokem +2

    Mark's fucking watch. 😂😂😂

  • @ClwkInstnct
    @ClwkInstnct Před rokem

    Saw Chrissy at a movie theatre in Toronto, incredible, half the show was material, other half was Chris complaining about the theatre, loved it!

  • @NativeIntelligenceCheckMyDJmix

    SAM @ 1:18:45 "We're all OK" and a little drunk, LOVE THE SHOW TODAY...love when a big poscast shows it's disorganization sometimes. life happens, we are all ok

  • @CIRCLEOFTONE
    @CIRCLEOFTONE Před rokem

    You don't want Tim Dillon naming the ice creams at that German stand.

  • @Komanderstreams
    @Komanderstreams Před rokem

    “Easy” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Tyler106940
    @Tyler106940 Před rokem +2

    The food bit @49:00 I feel is about that that nose chowder lol Sam is a plug lol

  • @juliogarza8239
    @juliogarza8239 Před rokem +11

    We need one last episode with sergeant snuggles and lieutenant lollipop!!!😢

  • @odysseusmaximus
    @odysseusmaximus Před rokem +2

    It's weird i just found this podcast like 2 days ago and yesterday i picked one episode they did with Chris Distefano and then TODAY they have a new one
    and it's with..
    Chris Distefano

  • @kellykellerstein-meatchamb5361

    Sundays With Drunks

  • @gizzykatkat9687
    @gizzykatkat9687 Před rokem

    I love Chris!

  • @meanmrmustard11
    @meanmrmustard11 Před rokem +15

    shouts out Mike Recine, you guys need to get him on the podcast. his standup is great too

  • @trohd400
    @trohd400 Před rokem +2

    said like a true alchaholic all you need is family friends and a drink

  • @user-kz7ve6id5p
    @user-kz7ve6id5p Před 3 měsíci

    This podcast has taken over the spot of 2 bears in my "rotation"

  • @CraigSmith-qq3sr
    @CraigSmith-qq3sr Před rokem

    Shout out to Chris for bringing awesome snacks😮😊

  • @coltonlaursen7852
    @coltonlaursen7852 Před rokem +2

    Chris go fishing. It's not like that everywhere. Good lord

  • @xgianxcarlox
    @xgianxcarlox Před rokem

    36:15 "HASHTAG #JENNASIDE" - @marknormand had me rolling haha

  • @SONOFABITCH
    @SONOFABITCH Před rokem +1

    When Mark was talking about helping that couple move and said, "I nicked ONE VASE",
    at first I assumed he was using the cute British word for theft.

  • @MikeyV
    @MikeyV Před rokem +2

    Chrissy Accountants in the building folks!

  • @shaunwalker7473
    @shaunwalker7473 Před rokem +4

    I really liked the out of focus camera. Please. More of that stuff.

  • @nicholasnaylor9084
    @nicholasnaylor9084 Před rokem

    I poured me another jamo for this one. Love me some chrissy d. Cheers fellas 🍻

  • @LordAsturgis
    @LordAsturgis Před rokem +1

    Hey Mark, since you read comments, new season of Justified this summer called City Primeval (adapted from the same book). Raylan goes to Detroit!

  • @djnagl
    @djnagl Před rokem

    Can I just say that you all are some really cool dudes and we need more of this display of proper gentlemen just being themselves. Not trying to sound gay but you'd be the type of guys I would make life long friend with.

  • @matguerra333
    @matguerra333 Před rokem +1

    Who am I?: HA HA HA HA HA HYA HYA HYA HYA HYAAAA. SAM
    HE STINKS.

  • @ChaseR09
    @ChaseR09 Před rokem +1

    DU/ER i thought it was an ad for scotch until mark started talking about his balls