I had no idea about this. Glad I don't watch animes lol. The only thing I identified with was his Naruto run of ninja style. Other animes I've watched are death note and one punch man. Nothing else.
as an anime watcher as well, i can confirm that this is not in fact a "completely normal and functioning member" of our community. i can confirm that he's better than most of us
At what time? I think they raised it to 16 recently which is in line with most of the world (should be 18 imo but it’s better then 13 or whatever it was if that’s true)
@ashamansedai this could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that it was already 16 in most cities, just the federal level said 13. Still glad the feds raised it, just to remove the possibility of one city being awful.
I do that all the time, argument, debates, discussions etc... All with myself. I don't think it's a problem, unless you do it ALL the time and mix reality with fantasy. @@noahpancakes6507
@@SunMoon.. yes but im a kanye dick rider and i only talk about him, also this guy has a second channel that he talks about rappers (MAINLY about kanye)
I was expecting him to defend his waifu's age by saying she was a trillion year old demon in a childs body
Me too tbh
Same lol
Nobody use that argument, only haters for some reason.
I had no idea about this. Glad I don't watch animes lol. The only thing I identified with was his Naruto run of ninja style. Other animes I've watched are death note and one punch man. Nothing else.
Anime girls aren't real, Fren, chill
"it's called my inner monologue"
"no, it's called schizophrenia"
💀 💀
ROFL
*it's only sometimes called that, but not always
Lol
@@snakekid4590 some people insult without understanding
0:12 "Poopity Scoopity" -Kanye West
"I have no enemies"
"Except deodorant apparently"
Bro who is this narrator💀
His dad watch the part one
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lol the Vinland saga reference
i thought they would help Desmond by sending him to Dr. Victor Blame
That would be a crazy crossover
That's probably gonna be Part 2 😅
A doctor with zero star ratings on yelp
I would very much like to see that cross over. 😂
Lmao that will be the best thing! Can't wait for him to get humbled by blane
Age of consent?
"Your honor she told me she was over 500 years how could I know?"😂😂😂
🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
She is actually 16, but ppl can change it to whatever age they want to, she isn't even an anime, she's a vocaloid.
@NotTheRealCake that's weird
@@zackrblx not really tho, but i personally dont have bodypillows of her lol, thats just kinda weird to me
I expected everything, but "What's an age of consent?"
Probably a bit too realistic.
Sadly, they even had to buy an amine body pillow
MIKUS 16
@@Justahumannn204Miku is a voice box, she can be anything you want her to be
miku is 16 years old btw
@@citrosthoughts7 I repeat, Miku is a VOICE BOX, she does not have a canon age.
as an anime watcher, I can confirm that this is completely normal and functioning member of our community
as an anime watcher as well, i can confirm that this is not in fact a "completely normal and functioning member" of our community. i can confirm that he's better than most of us
As a anime watcher I can confirm this guys a quarter of our fan base
As an anime watcher, this is the reason I stopped watching for 2 years
@Luftwaffle1944 yeah buying it and making sure it’s under the age of consent is 100% dedication
Bro, im leaving then. I finish one title and go right through that door until sbr and jojolion
Let's be honest. He doesn't need to know the age of consent. No woman would consent to him anyways
🤣🤣🤣
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"Does the character on the pillow meet the age of consent?"
"She does in Japan"
At what time? I think they raised it to 16 recently which is in line with most of the world (should be 18 imo but it’s better then 13 or whatever it was if that’s true)
@@bruced09 correct, 13→16
@@ashamansedai that’s good at least
@@bruced09technically, the character on the body pillow is 16(still weird as shit)
@ashamansedai this could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that it was already 16 in most cities, just the federal level said 13. Still glad the feds raised it, just to remove the possibility of one city being awful.
the narrator definitely had to have sprayed him with febreze
Yeah, considering that he is his dad after all
I think Desmond needs to see Dr. Victor Blaine
XD for real, this guy NEEDS to do cross overs within his own channel, imagine private Ryan getting therapy after living a lie in front of women.
This aged well
Holy fuck. I was dying laughing the whole video.
How the fuck did you get that tone so perfectly?
This guys clearly had trauma involving people like this
"no, that's called schizophrenia, desmond" 💀
Such a good line 😂
@@TheKingVarisis it really schizophrenia?
@@microwaveddoorknob8211no lol thinking to your self and talking to yourself in your head is not schizophrenia 💀.
@@noahpancakes6507 thank God bro
i thought he was schizophrenic
I do that all the time, argument, debates, discussions etc... All with myself. I don't think it's a problem, unless you do it ALL the time and mix reality with fantasy. @@noahpancakes6507
The fact the narrator doesn’t even mention that Desmond is his son speaks volumes about their relationship
He is?? How did you know?
@@Refrigerator427it’s said in another video
@@ImBadATMm which one?
That was the only way to save Desmod.
Did he forced his own sister to call him "ONII-CHAN" in a childish voice?
Timestamp?
is nobody gonna talk about kanye west being in the yearbook photo with “poopity scoopity” 💀
"Whats an age of consent?" get this dude locked up 💀
"I have no enemies " 🤓
Deodorant 💀
We're missing the hidden details here guys, he owns an ANIME BODY PILLOW, possibly unironically. This is literal comedy gold
I am at the lois point in my life
I have griffin up on hope.
"And here we have Dr. Victor Blane"
i was expecting an 800 year old vampire waifu myself.
Miku is 16💀
(Lock him up)
Well in many places 16 is the age of consent
@@sprucebrine9americans when they discover other places exist
Desmond is definitely on a list somewhere
the greatest rivalry would be victor and this guy
As a guy who makes anime content this is the kinda people the fandom is known for and it ruins our reputation horribly
"Me in and the voice in my head were coming up with a plan, it's called my inner monologue!
No that's called schizophrenia Desmond"
💀💀💀
worst part is that I never even realized I knew someone like this until I watched this video 😭
WE GOING TO DOCTOR VICTOR BLANE WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
Yeah🔥
"Age of consent?"
The fact that Miku has no canonical age is even funnier now
Fun Fact: Hatsune Miku (the girl on the body pillow) is canonically 16 years old.
FBI OPEN UP
@@christinealcock2841she’s 16, but she can virtually be any age the producers make her
“poopity scoopity” 💀
not kanye in the yearbook 💀
0:09 Kayne West
“Poopity Scoopity”💀💀💀
Ah yes, Desmond Ross.. the warhero of the Backsaw Ridge
Need a crossover - Desmond goes to Dr. Victor Blame
Just remember, he plays this role WAY too well for it to be an act.
He also had to buy a body pillow for the role..
That quote in the year book tho ✨
It's boy Freedom
“Uh what’s an age of consent?” Nah bro is wild💀💀💀
Ok everyone, repeat after me: DESMOND STOP
Federal prison is not enough
So good! Great work guys!😂😂
0:09, not all the other celeb profiles 😂😂😂
Victor blane i really need victor blane for this
we need to have a Desmond vs therapist video
Top tier content as always
When he mentioned that his dad beat his ass he should have said that he can now dodge him because he has memorized his attack patterns.
"your gonna be bursting uncontrollably whether you like it or not" what the fuck, desmond?
Bro went to high school with Kanye West💀
Btw his waifu is NOT at the age of consent
Edit: His waifu is 16
"that facility being, *federal prison* "
"Poopity scoopity" well got damn Kanye was throwing up gold even back then
This one had so many amazing big laughs in a short period of time
Fuck that he needs Dr. Victor Blaine
"poopity scoopity" 0:11 best quote of the year
He looks so happy when he was doing the Naruto run 😂
hatsune miku age -16
legal age: 18-21
this guy:
Dr Victor Blane finna have a feast with this one
😂😂😂 I couldn't stop laughing while watching this.
The character on his pillow is a “Virtual pop singer” or something
I love how his movements are also anime like
That Naruto run is crazy why is he so happy too 😂😭
As a miku fan, this person literally got a body pillow of a music software.
Yes I have like 7 miku figures
This is just a documentary of that one kid at school who Narato runs down the halls
Desmond can inflict damage to his enemy without touching... using body odour
I think interviewing this specimen dealt permanent damage to my nostrils. 🤣🤣🤣
you are my fashion icon
At 0:15 “my dad beats my ass for watching too much anime” I think that’s a reference to bread boys
I'm an anime fan, and Personally, This guy needs Dr Blane.
This dude is the complete opposite of the dude who got rid of his body pillow once he was 18 since the character was under 18
0:21 its like a doctor from a 1950s b movie dealing with the horor of the waifu man😂
These are amazing 😂
No desmond that's called schizophrenia
It's the head scratch for me
Watching this video made me think about how a funny skit is actually close to reality
There's actually a kid in my class exactly like this.
Doctor Victor Blaine waking up
part 2 we need
Bro wasn’t taught what laws there are.
someone at my school literally wears (almost everyday) that EXACT shirt, idk the size of the shirt tho.
0:08 i love the goofy references to kanye (of course theres kanye there), drake, and elon.
and tyler the creator
@@SunMoon.. yes but im a kanye dick rider and i only talk about him, also this guy has a second channel that he talks about rappers (MAINLY about kanye)
"Okay honey, I think we're gonna have to buy a plan B"
Wait- it was a- BRO WT
Hey who said you could film me >:[
But srsly tho great vid!!!
His dad is so real for that 😂
Ain't his sister the one Desmond went "AOOGAH!" to?
was expecting him to go all oremo
0:05 nice callback 😏
"whats an age of consent?" straight to federal prison for the next hundred thousand years.
0:11 poopity scoopity - kanye west 2024 🤧
We need dr. Victor blane
Your gonna be bursting with what😭
Bros between Kanye and Drake in that fuckin yearbook.
0:38 AHH HELL NAH
The yearbook is wut got me😭
miku is on his pillow and shes 16...
"Popity scopity"💀
0:08 i saw Kanye West with his quote "poopity scoopity" 💀
don't even take him to federal prison at this point try to find your way into dc comics and put him in arkham asylum
The ending.
is anyone going to tell him miku already has a mans
He needs Dr. Blane