-Who is your favourite stand up comedian Squirly Dan? -Oh, Big feller. Hell of a storyteller. Handsome as the day is long. Can't remember his name thou...
"Because animals don't know when you're trying to save them". And Squirrely Dan character is perfect for him. Jared Kelso hoped he would play it just like he does but did not know how to relay that to him. Brilliant!!
From a long-time volunteer firefighter, I thank you for this public safety message (and YES, it's definitely difficult to rescue cats from burning structures).
I've shared a stage or two with him back in the day. The man's a class act all the way. I miss the guy but he doesn't play Edmonton as often as he used to and I've since backed out of comedy over the past two years.
I ran into a gas station once and asked for the fire extinguisher. They asked why. I said my car was on fire at the pump. (One of the old stations without the full hood). They asked me to drive it away from the pump. I told them that it wasn't starting. They told me to push it away from the pump. I reminded them that it was on fire. They finally gave me the extinguisher. I ran out and sprayed it. Electrical fire. Thankfully it didn't spread to the fuel system. I couldn't afford a tow truck at the time so I waited until my friend could bring some chains after work. He went underneath to find a good spot to hook them and was talking as he tapped on things to judge how sturdy they were. He got a mouthful of fire extinguishing powder and started coughing up blood. They had to check him at the hospital. It took hours for poison control to call back. Not poisonous, but a pretty severe irritant in powder form. I sold the car for a dollar and someone actually got it back on the road later. Kind of burns me up that they stiffed me and never actually gave me my dollar. I collect coins and being carless couldn't get to the bank. The Sacagawea dollars had just come out and that was supposed to be the price.
I love this story and immediately clicked on it when it came back in my feed. What I love even more is all the Letterkenny quips in the comments. Oh wait, I'm sorry, what I meant was.... . . . . . . . . . . . . Can confirm! That Squirrely Dan is a funny feller!
He's like the third fellow big guy I've encountered who has HIS OWN "I almost burned down my house making french fries" story. The long and short of mine is that I parboiled them in water first, and then did not sufficiently dry them before adding them to the oil.
I have done that- with the cooking, the fire and adding water. I put the flaming frying pan under the tap. Just as i turned the water on, I remembered you shouldn't use water on oil fires. I managed to pull my head out of the way of the flash fireball just in time. Just singed my eyebrows. I managed to put the fire out ok, but had to repaint the whole kitchen. Flame lick marks over the entire ceiling. I was too close to see what the fireball looked like, but my son (4 at the time) had a better view of it from the kitchen doorway- judging by his reaction, I think it may indeed have looked like the giant phoenix of death.
Hey squirrelly Dan...ask Ricky. Same thing happened to him and now Ray doesnt have a trailer. Fuckin way she goes boys...fuckin way she goes. Pitter patter.
I have one of those super affectionate yet simultaneously suuuper skittish and nervous type cats. The 'no, you NEED to trust me right now' game is a huge fear of mine... xD If it comes to that I'm sure I can win and save him, but I'm def coming out the other side looking like a scratch pad for a bird of prey or a bear. Literally no doubt Seriously though, folks, eat a salad. Super good for you but also the biosphere. Just.... Just [crying on the inside after a rotting biomass] no, sorry, saying. Just saying
Please let this man get a big ass stand up special. He deserves it.
"Water fights fires."
"ALLEGEDLIES."
Youre a funny guy, and that's what's I appreciates about you.
Is that what you appreciate about him?
Lets take about 5 to 10 percent off there Reid
Sort yourself out
Clean it up boys
@@joecollier8924 Your sister's hot. There I said it.
-Who is your favourite stand up comedian Squirly Dan?
-Oh, Big feller. Hell of a storyteller. Handsome as the day is long. Can't remember his name thou...
Good guy though?
@@owencasson8025 Real good guy
@@xXCanyon107Xx oh he's a great guy
@@crow8549 Tremendous
@@crow8549 Glad to hear he’s a good guy at least
"The giant phoenix of death erupted from the pot!"
His voice is what makes it so funny for me XD
He should do voice acting.
It got my attention
"Because animals don't know when you're trying to save them".
And Squirrely Dan character is perfect for him. Jared Kelso hoped he would play it just like he does but did not know how to relay that to him.
Brilliant!!
Kinda makes a fella wonder......don’t it?
Yeah dip shit it does make you wonder it makes you wonder why the fuck don't we teach our kids this shit before it becomes an issue like death
And I only gave you a thumbs up because you have a point
@@MiguelGonzalez-yl5vf never watched letterkenny i guess?
@@MiguelGonzalez-yl5vf woosh
@@lobster272
Woosh Woosh.
Double Woosh.
From a long-time volunteer firefighter, I thank you for this public safety message (and YES, it's definitely difficult to rescue cats from burning structures).
He started hinting at water, and I was, like
"Oh God, you didn't" 😶
He did.... 😬😬😬😬😬
Right? Nooooo!
Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid ya’s ever notice?
calvin Cochran kinda makes a fella wonder
@@wademeyerhoffer8826 don't it?
Way to go Squirelly Dan
How are you now?
@@haymaker710 good n you?
@@thomaskemp205 Not so bad.
His delivery is what makes this great.
Lanning Kann timing too
You brings us laughs and that’s what I aporeciats about you squirrelly dan
So Squirrely Dan was in Winnipeg the other daaaay....
This guys got a ton of material! This is the seventh video I’ve seen of him and he hasn’t repeated a single joke!
I've shared a stage or two with him back in the day. The man's a class act all the way. I miss the guy but he doesn't play Edmonton as often as he used to and I've since backed out of comedy over the past two years.
I ran into a gas station once and asked for the fire extinguisher. They asked why. I said my car was on fire at the pump. (One of the old stations without the full hood). They asked me to drive it away from the pump. I told them that it wasn't starting. They told me to push it away from the pump. I reminded them that it was on fire. They finally gave me the extinguisher.
I ran out and sprayed it. Electrical fire. Thankfully it didn't spread to the fuel system. I couldn't afford a tow truck at the time so I waited until my friend could bring some chains after work. He went underneath to find a good spot to hook them and was talking as he tapped on things to judge how sturdy they were. He got a mouthful of fire extinguishing powder and started coughing up blood. They had to check him at the hospital. It took hours for poison control to call back. Not poisonous, but a pretty severe irritant in powder form.
I sold the car for a dollar and someone actually got it back on the road later. Kind of burns me up that they stiffed me and never actually gave me my dollar. I collect coins and being carless couldn't get to the bank. The Sacagawea dollars had just come out and that was supposed to be the price.
I love this story and immediately clicked on it when it came back in my feed. What I love even more is all the Letterkenny quips in the comments.
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Can confirm! That Squirrely Dan is a funny feller!
It's not even that his jokes are that funny (I mean, they are) but it's the way that he presents it.
thats like 95% of good comedy, all in the presentation. Most comedy is just dry stories that happened in someone's life but they tell it well
Same with Mitch Hedberg. His timing and delivery were impeccable.
Frank Gomez think like a cactus.
...allegedly
Frank Gomez mitch was a great writer and had great delivery
Allegedly
Oh not so bad
I’m gonna need you take about 20 to 25 percent off there Squirrelly Dan.
He's like the third fellow big guy I've encountered who has HIS OWN "I almost burned down my house making french fries" story.
The long and short of mine is that I parboiled them in water first, and then did not sufficiently dry them before adding them to the oil.
Too be faaaaair!
To be faaiiiirrrrrrrr
To be faaaaaaiiir
To be faaiirr
Okay, Dan. Okay. Okay, Dan. Okay
🎵To be faaaaaair🎵
His opening line made the whole set.
My favorite comic ever
Love me some Squirrelly Dan
Historically is the new allegedly
had to pause I was laughing so hard!
This guy is hilarious.
He should look into doing Standup.
I think he should look into helping his friend run his produce stand imo
Great set!
Can't wait to see him live in a few weeks!
How did it go
"It's a game, a chasing game" 😂
im on a trevor wilson binge
A pretty good guy
As long as he’s a good guy
A bit long winded for my taste but yeah, a pretty good guy.
Great guy
Oh he’s a great fucking guy.
That’s what I appreciates about ya’s
I'm such a fan of this guy
This is what I appreciates about him
I know he plays a character on Letterkenny, but it's still weird to hear him talk without a country accent.
Just met Mr. Beatty a few days ago, he's great
I love this dude man he is so damn funny
I like how this can telegraph what’s about to happen and then take an abrupt turn in the next joke.
I went to high school with this guy...his nickname was Peaches. You did good, bro.
Now peaches is a fuckin baller. Kinda makes a fella wonder
Thank you!
Historically!
Man this is a good look for Trevor
So funny & such a cute teddy bear
A masterpiece painted with the English language, this wasn't so much a stand up bit, as it was an epic short film.
I have done that- with the cooking, the fire and adding water. I put the flaming frying pan under the tap. Just as i turned the water on, I remembered you shouldn't use water on oil fires. I managed to pull my head out of the way of the flash fireball just in time. Just singed my eyebrows. I managed to put the fire out ok, but had to repaint the whole kitchen. Flame lick marks over the entire ceiling. I was too close to see what the fireball looked like, but my son (4 at the time) had a better view of it from the kitchen doorway- judging by his reaction, I think it may indeed have looked like the giant phoenix of death.
iambic pentameter used in comedy. how interesting.
seems so effortless, but i can appreciate the thought and time put into this routine
Squirly dan got him a comedy gig...good for you dan
That’s what I said. I says, “Good for you, Dan.”
(Figure it out.)
This is poetry
Them's are funnies jokes I tells ya's
Diiiiiiiiiid ya ever notice?
Got damn Squirrely Dan
He tries to save animals from a burning building, thats whats I appreciates abouts him
HISTORICALLY!
Take about 20% off her there Squirrely Dan
Epic!
as a messy eater, I vibe with eating naked so hard.
Kinda makes a fella wonder,
Don't it.
yeeeeah dan!!!!!! diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid you ever notice
Saw a Letterkenny Live show... He hates it when you quote the show when they do their stand up bit...
Just so you know flour will put out an oil fire in the kitchen
Curious to see if anyone followed this guys advice and burned their house down
Fire extinguisher under the sink works too.
Reason 5 million and 1 why he’s called Squirly
And that's what we loves about ya
This Dudes funny.....
Lol Cop wasn't even phased
this is some funny shit, he's good
Squirelly dan is the best
Lmboooooo 😂
withought looking up - "yah, yah you should have had a salad."
If this doesn’t make Bonnie McMurray to love him... Nothing Will.
Bonnie McMurray
This guy is funny
What about the burgers ?
Allegedly!
Why do you all, post what we just heard? ADD?
What happened to the burgers!!!!
Salt of the earth
Bring it down 20% there guys
"HISTORICALLY..."
And so I let go of the dish hose.........and I shit my pants.........just a bit.
Was anyone here?
This guy sounds like Will Sassos Jesse Ventura impression lol
Is....is he Canadian and Texan?
Diiiiids yous ever notice?
Trevor is not yet aware of how handsome I think he is. Well, I guess he is now.
But what does Professor Tricia’s thinks abouts this?
K Trevor Wilson
Trevor Wilson K
To be fair
Historic-LEH
Hey squirrelly Dan...ask Ricky. Same thing happened to him and now Ray doesnt have a trailer. Fuckin way she goes boys...fuckin way she goes. Pitter patter.
Figure it out.
This guy looks like Braun Strowman If he hadn’t become a bodybuilder and a pro wrestler and was a comedian instead
I didn't notice the lady @ 2:51 and thought that guy just had really weird hair.
Hol up...it's Squirrely Dan!
I have one of those super affectionate yet simultaneously suuuper skittish and nervous type cats. The 'no, you NEED to trust me right now' game is a huge fear of mine... xD If it comes to that I'm sure I can win and save him, but I'm def coming out the other side looking like a scratch pad for a bird of prey or a bear. Literally no doubt
Seriously though, folks, eat a salad. Super good for you but also the biosphere. Just.... Just [crying on the inside after a rotting biomass] no, sorry, saying. Just saying
You gotta be cool about fire safety
And how are ya now?
wow, mark zuckerberg and marc anthony - both there.
Should have gone back to Mom's for more bologna.
Forget the salad, next time make some sushis and some sushimis..