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  • @user-dg3mf5dx4b
    @user-dg3mf5dx4b Před 3 měsíci +1320

    I genuinely can’t believe this player played this game, probably watched this replay themselves, and thought “it’s my tanks fault! Emmong help me!” and sent it in

    • @chelseacheckington7421
      @chelseacheckington7421 Před 3 měsíci +60

      My guess is that they think that in a higher rank, they wouldn't have to heal as much, so it's just on the team if they feed. Problems with that mindset are that he is currently in bronze, so he needs to play like his team is shit and heal them more, and that mindset is only partly true in other levels anyway, because even if he would need to heal less in a higher rank compared to bronze, he's still not doing nearly enough scanning as a support for figuring out when healing does need to happen. If he was popping off hard-core and killing everything so fast that his team survived, that would be different, but he doesn't have the immense amount of skill it takes to win by himself, so he needs to actually work with his team instead of repeatedly going tunnel vision on whatever dps battle he is in. The mechanical skill may be good enough for gold, but the game sense for playing support in particular is just not there. While it's not advisable in any role, you can tunnel a bit more as a tank comparatively as long as you back up and use cover when necessary, while the whole point of support is to SUPPORT. Even if his Zarya is trying to disengage to get healed sometimes, this guy would never know because he's basically ignoring the Zarya most of the time.

    • @TheDuzx
      @TheDuzx Před 3 měsíci +15

      My guess is they're like "The tank isn't playing the way I would", but that isn't a valid argument because you're comparing a bronze tank to a gold tank. The tank is playing like a bronze tank.

    • @evenseanbean
      @evenseanbean Před 3 měsíci +28

      their game sense was bad, their mechanical skills weren't too great with their kunai's, might as well healbot but they could not even do that.

    • @transtempusmagus2132
      @transtempusmagus2132 Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@chelseacheckington7421 if I remember right, Gold doesn't see as much healing overall. They're apparently a Gold tank. So they're blaming a Bronze tank for them refusing to heal anyone

    • @boinggerss1560
      @boinggerss1560 Před 3 měsíci

      and is now getting clowned like a Moron 😂

  • @nataliehartel3766
    @nataliehartel3766 Před 3 měsíci +745

    Im genuinely flabbergasted that this player wanted to blame their teammates for this game. I'd be amazed if they had more than 1k healing this game...

    • @DJBaphomet
      @DJBaphomet Před 3 měsíci +52

      I mean, to be slightly fair to them
      Their teammates WERE also doing some rather insane things. Like the bastion just emoting in the middle of the open

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir Před 3 měsíci +109

      @@DJBaphomet It only takes one non-insane person on a bronze 5 team to vastly move the advantage in their favor overall. This player is not one of those people. This player is as insane as everyone else in that lobby.
      There is nothing "to be fair to them" about. They were playing as bad or worse than everyone on their team, both mechanically and game sense wise, and also just from a pure logical approach mindset. Entirely in the dumpster level play we're witnessing. AND they go afk in the middle of a fight to throw a fit or something - aka actively committing an actionable offense, yet has the audacity to blame their team.
      They're in bottom of Bronze, of course their team will be bad. But somehow this player managed to show they themselves were even worse.

    • @br4nd0n38
      @br4nd0n38 Před 3 měsíci +29

      The kiriko has the audacity to blame his tank, but is hardly even healing his tank , and playing like he’s a DPS 💀

    • @Jarubimba
      @Jarubimba Před 3 měsíci +4

      Why are you guys acting like the person roasted their teammates, is there some context missing? They just said that the tank was diving without communicating and asked if was their own fault or the tank's

    • @urmom69ing
      @urmom69ing Před 3 měsíci +6

      ​@Jarubimba the replay doesnt show the communication the players had in game. Its obvious there was some discource based on the zarya ult

  • @4RumTezzy
    @4RumTezzy Před 3 měsíci +828

    My condolences to any bronze players who are trying to grind up when theres people in ranked who dont even know how their hero works

    • @pixelsoul
      @pixelsoul Před 3 měsíci +68

      This part. If someone is in bronze, and doesn't have a premade team of people that know what they're doing, it is a nightmare to try and climb out of bronze 😢

    • @renevdk4387
      @renevdk4387 Před 3 měsíci +20

      @@pixelsoulNo, it isn’t. Stop blaming others and look how you can improve your own value. Watch replays. Every death, ask what you could’ve done differently. If you keep blaming others, you’ll never improve. You probably learn bad habits (because you don’t get punished for stupid mistakes in low ELO) and unlearning them is difficult. Sure, those bad habits sometimes carry games. A DPS Moira can think they’re insane because “bigger number more better” while the other support dies in the backline and the fight is lost.
      You think “my dps suck I’ll do it myself” but they might be tilted because they don’t receive any healing. If you look at your gameplay and you don’t see how you could improve anything, you’re the problem.

    • @ItzJuanG
      @ItzJuanG Před 3 měsíci

      @@renevdk4387While that is true sometimes (most of the times in higher elos), look at this gameplay and tell me that a singular player doing good would have saved the game. These games are not rare in low elo, and premade teams avoid that completely.

    • @PandaDasKissen
      @PandaDasKissen Před 3 měsíci +35

      @@renevdk4387if your “skill level” is silver tier and you are stuck in bronze it is basically impossible to rank up (especially depending how far you are into bronze). You need high enough skill to carry.

    • @NUFCSuraj
      @NUFCSuraj Před 3 měsíci +42

      ​@@renevdk4387 nah they were honestly right. Your advice is good for general play (and for the player in the video) but 'hard stuck in bronze' is a real thing and is very difficult to climb out of unless you're significantly better than your team and can just carry. Otherwise I was stuck in bronze for a while when I first started rank and you simply can't win with stupid. And you're more likely to get paired up with stupid people when you're in bronze.
      There's just such a wide range of skill (using 'skill' loosely) between people who have never played the game, people who are just not good and people who are getting better and climbing. You can be someone who is on the cusp of silver and still get paired with Bronze 5 idiots like the one in the video. And that's without taking into account the hidden MMR which can literally keep you stuck in lower ranks if you have an old account that you've barely played on etc. Of course it always comes down to 'skill issue' but they're right to say it's a nightmare to get out of too. OW is a team game after all and you're only as good as your worst teammate. And, as we can see in this game, your worst teammate can be really fuckin bad lol

  • @TheEdgarLuna
    @TheEdgarLuna Před 3 měsíci +568

    Okay, now this is definitely bottom 500 gameplay 😭

    • @vincejlite5397
      @vincejlite5397 Před 3 měsíci +11

      Looks like some Rank Up Academy, lmao. When Awkward Tate accidentally makes you into the bottom-g

    • @Battleress2
      @Battleress2 Před 3 měsíci +2

      bottom 10, easy 😂

    • @kurumi5850
      @kurumi5850 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@Battleress2garbage league. The opposite of pro league

    • @RobynRadio
      @RobynRadio Před 3 měsíci +1

      This is bottom 100 gameplay fr

  • @13enwarner
    @13enwarner Před 3 měsíci +62

    Say what you want about this Kiriko, but she's healing up the walls of the map immaculately. Really cares about infrastructure which is a treat to see.

  • @AD_Nelson
    @AD_Nelson Před 3 měsíci +261

    At this point, this isn't Paper 5, it's Subatomic Particle 10.

    • @pusheencat7722
      @pusheencat7722 Před 3 měsíci +15

      How did you find out about my rank

    • @webfrosty
      @webfrosty Před 3 měsíci +1

      oh ive heard plastic rank but paper is FOUL

    • @joshuataylor5080
      @joshuataylor5080 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Paper is too high. Either Dirt 5 or Sewage 1.

  • @SasquatchPJs
    @SasquatchPJs Před 3 měsíci +104

    Even when Kiri does decide to heal, she doesn't bother aiming, so they don't actually heal anyone.

  • @TgPepper
    @TgPepper Před 3 měsíci +167

    Honestly I feel like Zarya, Bastion, and Kiriko were all passing back and fourth the one remote they had.

  • @baalshalom
    @baalshalom Před 3 měsíci +98

    The irony is the Zarya bubbling the Kiri when she needs help and effectively supporting her more than they did them lol

  • @sethescope
    @sethescope Před 3 měsíci +359

    The Zarya saved the Kiriko more than the other way around lol

    • @Antonio-ys5zd
      @Antonio-ys5zd Před 3 měsíci +17

      The zarya wasn't even that bad when they had the openings to make a play they just never where healed so it kept being harder to puah

    • @PurpleMoon799
      @PurpleMoon799 Před 3 měsíci +18

      the fact that they actually bubble their teammates means they at least deserve silver

  • @Chickenchu
    @Chickenchu Před 3 měsíci +180

    Want to know how the Kiriko came to the conclusion their tank was feeding when they weren't even looking at them most of the time.

    • @Antonio-ys5zd
      @Antonio-ys5zd Před 3 měsíci +14

      Basically the kiriko I guess wanted bubbles to duel but the zarya was dead from not being healed is what I'm guessing

    • @katek5067
      @katek5067 Před měsícem +1

      As someone who used to be in bronze back in OW1 and climbed to mid-high Diamond, I can tell you what their line of thought is; "I am dying cause my tank is not protecting me - I should be able to not have to use corners, be aggressive, be in front of the tank, and always be safe if my tank is doing their job" basically they expect tank to be their personal bodyguard all game. I remember having games where supports were asking for Rein just to have a shield to be behind of, instead of using natural cover.

  • @mildlydazed9608
    @mildlydazed9608 Před 3 měsíci +273

    We really need an adopt a bronze program. I feel just a few hours a week from playing with even a gold player would be good for them. No hate to bronze obviously I just think this is an example of a skill island where bronze doesn’t get to mingle above bronze and learn the mistakes they regularly make.

    • @Kuweiyo
      @Kuweiyo Před 3 měsíci +51

      I'd love that but my head might explode if I saw people playing like this in my games

    • @Capn_Lyssa
      @Capn_Lyssa Před 3 měsíci +24

      It seriously makes a world of difference. My brother just got back into the game last night for the first time since 2018, and by the end of the night we went from lobbies where folks don't know what cover or the cart are to matching with golds and plats

    • @mildlydazed9608
      @mildlydazed9608 Před 3 měsíci +17

      @@Kuweiyo It's pretty interesting tbh. I've played with a lot of bronze players in QP while I've been plat to diamond in comp and it's usually just basic mistakes like thinking point presence means more than winning the fight to get the point etc. So you get to see people hurl themselves towards the point to be killed and staggered like this video showed haha

    • @iamtux5774
      @iamtux5774 Před 3 měsíci +5

      I wish this existed - I've been bronze for years.

    • @imagoatiswear1938
      @imagoatiswear1938 Před 3 měsíci +4

      That could be kind of fun. I'd love to help people out ngl.

  • @kanekianti-sora1666
    @kanekianti-sora1666 Před 3 měsíci +92

    We could say that their Tank might be a "New player" or someone with not many hours of in-game.
    In contrast, the Kiriko, who's already at a "Goldish rank Tank" is doing the same thing their tank and DPS are doing XD, but still want to blame them

  • @slowpr0
    @slowpr0 Před 3 měsíci +309

    I have not seen gameplay this chaotic in a very long time lmao

    • @gustavabensberg4260
      @gustavabensberg4260 Před 3 měsíci

      i cant understand how so many people have that low of an IQ to play like that.. literally worse than Bots on easy mode.

    • @SuperVincent0000
      @SuperVincent0000 Před 3 měsíci +6

      My last time was that Ana/Mercy video with the title: ??????

    • @chloeeig
      @chloeeig Před 3 měsíci +5

      emongg's infinite running glitch was better than this game 😭

    • @ccricers
      @ccricers Před 3 měsíci +1

      Almost as crazy as Hbomberguy predicting tank Doomfist 6 years ago

  • @LadyVineXIII
    @LadyVineXIII Před 3 měsíci +105

    Frontline DPS Kiriko who takes every duel while only healing as an after thought. The whole team is playing solo while the enemy team is teaming. This is not the tank and to be perfectly honest, they are very much a bronze support player. Both this player and their bastion started randomly throwing as well. The Zarya is being aggro, but they are doing nothing to enable that playstyle while simply complaining about it. It is called support because you need to support. This is coming from a gold support. EDIT: That Suzu with no follow-up heals actually made me mad. Rhe fact they immediately left their nearly dead tank to go back to DPSing just sent me.

    • @xaviergoodwin4806
      @xaviergoodwin4806 Před 3 měsíci +5

      the problem isnt the dps kiriko its the dps kiriko cant hit the broadside of a barn

    • @LadyVineXIII
      @LadyVineXIII Před 3 měsíci +11

      @xaviergoodwin4806 If you want to be a solo warrior, go play a solo game. If you want to play DPS, go play DPS. Supports can and do get elims, but that Zarya needed their support and their support was off playing DPS instead.

    • @xaviergoodwin4806
      @xaviergoodwin4806 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@LadyVineXIII I'm not arguing against that at all. I'm just saying they weren't doing the bare minimum and atleast getting kills if they wanted to be a DPS kiriko so atleast they would be somewhat useful

    • @Antonio-ys5zd
      @Antonio-ys5zd Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@LadyVineXIIIdon't forget the running at the low hp tank and not healing them for ult charge when out of a team fight. I kinda felt like I wanted to strangle this kirko for the way they played. I hate to see what their tank is like

    • @LadyVineXIII
      @LadyVineXIII Před 3 měsíci

      @Antonio-ys5zd I think that may be part of the issue. They were playing her like a dive tank, not a support. I would not be surprised to find out they main Ball, Diom, or JQ with this play style. Although even a dive tank should know their health packs.

  • @crazypoultry356
    @crazypoultry356 Před 3 měsíci +90

    I think this is the first time I’ve seen a souvenir in the wild.

    • @mycelia_ow
      @mycelia_ow Před 3 měsíci +21

      people don't spam the heart one in your games?

    • @mercrazzle
      @mercrazzle Před 3 měsíci +2

      ​@@mycelia_owdo you play on console? Souvenirs seem like they would be more enjoyed on console for some reason...

    • @wynchiella
      @wynchiella Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@mercrazzlenah i’ve been in a lot of lobbies where everyone just stands in a circle with the heart souvenir as a pc player

    • @mercrazzle
      @mercrazzle Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@wynchiella fair! I knew it must happen, but I imagine a bit more on console is all.
      I personally love getting the Lion’s Drink out as Rein and timing the voice like so he says “Beer!” Right as it appears.
      But that’s spawn room shenanigans, never see any mid match

    • @genesisosuna
      @genesisosuna Před 3 měsíci

      No, and if they have, I don't pay attention or look for them​@@mycelia_ow

  • @estherk2343
    @estherk2343 Před 3 měsíci +51

    If they play tank like this in gold you *know* they're blaming their supports for not keeping them up, when they run in 1v5 with zero awareness of their team behind them. Yikes

  • @Lucky_Drive
    @Lucky_Drive Před 3 měsíci +24

    The crazy part is that this game was actually as close as it was. Ults wasted, people afk emoting in the middle of the map, support with probably less than 1k heals, team staggered basically the entire game, and yet blue team almost made it more than 2/3rds of the way. Not to mention this Kiriko had no idea what cover was, ignored her entire team with no care about was actually happening, or even attempting to coordinate with the team. The whole team just spawned, held w, pressed all the buttons and died, rinse and repeat. No thought at all about any decisions.
    I have a feeling this Kiriko thinks they need to do "damage, damage, damage". But that only works if you know when you need to heal your team inbetween doing damage, so that they dont die. Not only did this Kiriko not know when that was, she wasnt even looking at her team to check.

  • @Handpizzatube
    @Handpizzatube Před 3 měsíci +58

    This person is a GOLD tank? How?? Anyway I laughed and cried.

    • @Antonio-ys5zd
      @Antonio-ys5zd Před 3 měsíci +6

      Most likely just being a wall and letting their team do the work

    • @srikrishnabhat6793
      @srikrishnabhat6793 Před 2 měsíci

      Most likely a new player with the rank adjustment that needs to happen as they play more games.

  • @superstarr310
    @superstarr310 Před 3 měsíci +36

    I understand that not all players want to be goood at every game. Thats totally fine. But I can’t imagine watching a CZcamsr for a game, snipping my replay, sending it into a discord, and still being this bad. It doesn’t feel right

    • @superstarr310
      @superstarr310 Před 3 měsíci +9

      Upon further analysis, I believe this is trolling. He only healed the tank when Zarya was full hp already. I call bs

    • @logseman5959
      @logseman5959 Před 3 měsíci +2

      They don't need to snip anything, they just send the replay code, don't they?

  • @z.j.moslehi9104
    @z.j.moslehi9104 Před 3 měsíci +59

    this is bottom 5 all time kiri play, im here for it

  • @juniper1313
    @juniper1313 Před 3 měsíci +44

    This really feels like they forgot they are the support. They are playing as if they are the tank still. If they play like this while still hitting silver, that means they were carried by the other support.
    TP in, suzu and then not a single heal won't keep anyone up the way the game plays right now.

    • @superhetoric
      @superhetoric Před 3 měsíci +10

      kiri prob watched awkward's "guide"

    • @Merui021
      @Merui021 Před 3 měsíci +4

      This is what I was thinking of as well. They were in frontlines so many times and looking behind them seemed to be a second thought. I saw times where they could have saved a teammate (that was literally so close to them) but was so intent on damage that heals were not made.
      Keeping in mind that they are a support first and foremost is already a big step forward. They could go aggro and deal damage but making sure that their team is all good and healthy is a priority.

    • @bleachigo990
      @bleachigo990 Před 3 měsíci

      Support is just better dps 😏

  • @reubensmy4493
    @reubensmy4493 Před 3 měsíci +89

    The problem with trying to improve in low ranks lol. When everyone is playing bad and looking for 1 person to blame!

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir Před 3 měsíci +7

      not really a problem with trying to improve. I mean for all intents and purposes this is the perfect environment to improve because it forces you to actually figure out how value truly works - because if you don't add real value consistently, then your team WILL find ways to int your games straight to hell before you can blink lol. Actual issues arise in higher ranks where you may not immediately be punished for being a bad player, if your team can stabilize for you consistently and don't feed their own brains out all the time. Especially when you play support and can stay safe in a backline (boosted Mercy and Kiri players this one for yall)

    • @chaseadams598
      @chaseadams598 Před 3 měsíci +23

      ​​@@Real_MisterSirPeople in the metal ranks don't know what true value is. They just blame the person with lowest stats on the scoreboard

    • @Antonio-ys5zd
      @Antonio-ys5zd Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@chaseadams598true. I get blamed for not having 10k damage when I'm playing sombra and my other dps is Bastion or something that is meant for high damage. Metal rank players don't understand the concept of utility

    • @ccricers
      @ccricers Před 3 měsíci

      @@chaseadams598 People in gold-plat lobbies are especially notorious for this. They think you're not keeping up, even though you might die the least. But that's the only stat that might actually matter, your number of deaths. Better to know when to evade and survive longer than it is to do high damage but feed all the time.

  • @Kentru43
    @Kentru43 Před 3 měsíci +16

    I really want to see the healing stats on kiriko this game. Frontline dps kiriko is absolutely wild when they don’t even pick up health packs when they’re low and walk past it trying to escape. I also want to know how the player reacted to the commentary

    • @Antonio-ys5zd
      @Antonio-ys5zd Před 3 měsíci +4

      Guarantee no more than maybe 2k healing and maybe at best 4k damage

  • @roronoa_raven
    @roronoa_raven Před 3 měsíci +13

    I love how every single time without fail, whenever the person were spectating isn’t doing great, there’s always that one person in chat “iS tHiS cOnSoLe”

  • @Thanawolf
    @Thanawolf Před 3 měsíci +19

    This game is so chaotic, I love it. This game has entertained me more than most multi million dollar Hollywood movies from nowadays.

  • @jason23189
    @jason23189 Před 3 měsíci +72

    If anything the kiriko threw...

    • @gustavabensberg4260
      @gustavabensberg4260 Před 3 měsíci +12

      whole team of subhumans

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir Před 3 měsíci +21

      I would have reported this Kiri for griefing and AFK with no hesitation. Like jesus how bad can you be both unintentionally AND intentionally? They need at least 50 more hours on their hero in qp before they hit ranked again if they want to feel entitled to anything above Plastic 5 tier.

    • @hornet7271
      @hornet7271 Před 3 měsíci

      @@gustavabensberg4260 cardboard 3 gameplay

  • @combsse
    @combsse Před 3 měsíci +17

    Being on the treadmill while watching this video makes me feel like Emongg is telling me about this match while we walk

    • @marquezekelley8374
      @marquezekelley8374 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Flats needs one to or he won't b able to enjoy overwatch

  • @reinva1686
    @reinva1686 Před 3 měsíci +5

    The damn torb STILL sitting up top babysitting his turret and then moves it one foot away from his original placement lmao. The most bronze game I've ever seen

  • @hibbi2702
    @hibbi2702 Před 3 měsíci +14

    the best way I can explain how this Kiriko played was that they played exactly like how they would play a tank. Both roles play fairly differently but this Kiriko was hard beelining for anyone and taking any hit they could get, I think I rarely saw them actually healing but they sure did take a lot of shots!

  • @josefx1389
    @josefx1389 Před 3 měsíci +26

    this game is a masterpiece. I'm going to watch this again cuz there is a ton of stuff I missed. so much going on...

  • @Kuweiyo
    @Kuweiyo Před 3 měsíci +32

    How many times is this Kiriko gonna walk past health packs?

  • @styx1137
    @styx1137 Před 3 měsíci +9

    i feel like to only reason they are in gold on tank is because their supports are working overtime trying to keep them up.. mechanically they might be better than most low metal ranks, but it looks like they have ZERO team awareness

  • @Weightsss
    @Weightsss Před 3 měsíci +56

    As a Kiri player… This hurt my soul…😂😂😂

  • @Garfield4317
    @Garfield4317 Před 3 měsíci +5

    The fact emongg has anything remotely positive or constructive to say on this is testament to how wholesome he is lmfao

  • @StankyIgloo
    @StankyIgloo Před 3 měsíci +5

    There's genuinely no way this guy is a gold tank with that game sense. Would love to see their tank gameplay.

  • @RllyGoodSandwich
    @RllyGoodSandwich Před 3 měsíci +44

    Feels like the zarya is the only one who did anything

    • @raciawelli
      @raciawelli Před 3 měsíci +3

      only because she have more HP so she don't die so quickly xD

    • @Antonio-ys5zd
      @Antonio-ys5zd Před 3 měsíci +3

      They did push further because of the zarya. The orisa wasn't very good so the zarya was able to take her down but the zarya wasn't being healed so the fights were tough

    • @jesuissweet
      @jesuissweet Před 3 měsíci

      Like dropping grav on cart? Lol

  • @demigurlxd5781
    @demigurlxd5781 Před 3 měsíci +15

    Summary: Gold tank player ques support and forgets that healthpacks exist or that they are a back line player. Teleports into fights rather then out. Blames tank while thier dps is memeing most of the time.
    Take away: supports are the eyes in the sky scan for your team to know where they are and... do not... just tunnel vision on a torb turret that is being repaired by torb

    • @Antonio-ys5zd
      @Antonio-ys5zd Před 3 měsíci

      To be fair also the kiriko barely healed the dps either

    • @demigurlxd5781
      @demigurlxd5781 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@Antonio-ys5zd yeah, they were totally tunnel visioned on anything they were throwing kunai at. Years of brig game play its habit now any time I have a free second turn around and just make sure ana is okay.

  • @gregdidomenico5022
    @gregdidomenico5022 Před 3 měsíci +5

    There is a snow balls chance in hell that this guy is a gold tank. That was something else

  • @lxqch
    @lxqch Před 3 měsíci +18

    a team effort feed lmaooo

  • @Kiyoko4173
    @Kiyoko4173 Před 3 měsíci +3

    lmaooo at the soldier assassination at the end

  • @jrgmen
    @jrgmen Před 3 měsíci +13

    15:56 was an absolute treat

  • @SirCap.
    @SirCap. Před 3 měsíci +14

    This is definitely a game of OW2

  • @Forest_Striker
    @Forest_Striker Před 3 měsíci +14

    if this is bronze 1 I'm afraid to see bronze 5...

  • @DonkeyWomb
    @DonkeyWomb Před 3 měsíci +2

    15:42 was the longest bro was healing all game😂

  • @proda7696
    @proda7696 Před 3 měsíci +4

    This has to be one of the funniest game you've spectated, this is why I love bronze replays lmao

  • @1307Saix
    @1307Saix Před 3 měsíci +3

    I think my favorite part is that they don't know the cooldown on their suzu or maybe don't have a good sense of timing cooldowns so they would keep looking at the floor trying to suzu

  • @dw5572
    @dw5572 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I was dying laughing when he panned to the bastion emoting. Absolute comedy gold 😂

  • @Mattaroni
    @Mattaroni Před 3 měsíci +33

    4:34 LMFAO

  • @ImSimpai
    @ImSimpai Před 3 měsíci +18

    This Kiriko watched way too many Awkward “educational” videos bc all he preaches is you need to damage and sometimes heal lol

    • @barriothshunter8631
      @barriothshunter8631 Před 3 měsíci +6

      I mean , he's right but most important he have a very good positionning too, that's why he can do damage AND heal when neaded. More damage=more pressure = less opportunity for fight back.

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir Před 3 měsíci +13

      Awkward preaches pressure and consistent value. This Kiri applied like half a banana's worth of pressure during this game. They don't need to listen to coaching, they need 10x more hours on their hero first lol.

    • @anthonyfarias5076
      @anthonyfarias5076 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I disagree on some strategies of awkward like the tracer one but with the supports he's correct. Damage is what carries, but don't let anyone die.

    • @raciawelli
      @raciawelli Před 3 měsíci +5

      well, awkward have 4 steps plan for Kiriko. 1.dmg before the fight 2. off angle 3. distraction 4. go back and stabilize your team. In this game we have 1.siting on car before the fight 2. crazy flank without knowing where enemy is 3. focus on enemy and shooting the heal in him 4 death with teleport and suzu ready to use.

    • @spacecatmeows
      @spacecatmeows Před 3 měsíci +3

      do yall... actually watch his videos or you just complain about them cuz it's trendy now? 😂 cuz if that's all that you took away from his videos then your comprehension skills aren't very good

  • @Smokron
    @Smokron Před 3 měsíci +7

    Dps kiriko. Definitely a "My team isnt getting it done so ive gotta do it all myself" player without the skills to back that kind of attitude up. Then shits on the tank (if it wasnt the tank it wouldve been any other player) This is why you will be bronze and stay bronze.

  • @drdondondoggy
    @drdondondoggy Před 3 měsíci +4

    I can't believe this isn't a bingo card. This game deserves it more than any I've seen.

  • @willchillsz2255
    @willchillsz2255 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I love how emonggg is on a treadmill while hrs recording we support your fitness goals man massive w

  • @drey323
    @drey323 Před 3 měsíci +5

    This had to be a troll video submission....

  • @sccav
    @sccav Před 3 měsíci +1

    That Kiri had to be talking and zarya just trolled with grav to annoy back 😂 I’ve done that a few times. The stare down is the best part

  • @noahdron6
    @noahdron6 Před 3 měsíci +2

    just finished watching this vid and the amount of things i missed in game and i would never think it was this bad lol will definitely start watching my own replays in the future

  • @blapbIap
    @blapbIap Před 3 měsíci

    this was a genuine pleasure to watch, almost 20 minutes of pure comedy

  • @Being_Water
    @Being_Water Před 3 měsíci +5

    The Bronzest game to ever have been bronzedly bronzed. Holy Zeus.

  • @anbu713
    @anbu713 Před 3 měsíci +1

    That grav on attack was just the Zarya making sure everyone stays on point. That's how it works, right? lmao

  • @sharqane
    @sharqane Před 3 měsíci +14

    You're a much bigger man than me. This game just legitimately made me angry. I wouldn't have finished the review, nor given anyone any advice, and ban that user from chat for wasting my time.

  • @morgle3811
    @morgle3811 Před měsícem

    that interaction between kiriko and torb on the gas station roof was a pebble 5 moment

  • @chibisan8516
    @chibisan8516 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Couldn’t even finish the video my goodness lol. Hope they took your input and genuinely soaked up the lessons.

  • @ThomasWarsaw
    @ThomasWarsaw Před 3 měsíci

    Definitely an example of everyone trying to everything at one once but all on their own. My favorite thing about this video was Emongg’s reactions, 😂.

  • @lesliebearden6480
    @lesliebearden6480 Před 3 měsíci

    I love that emongg is just chilling on a treadmill while doing this video

  • @youraveragecuppajoe
    @youraveragecuppajoe Před 3 měsíci

    Good to see Kiri remember what right click does right at the end. You love to see it.

  • @sugarcube5826
    @sugarcube5826 Před 3 měsíci +1

    As someone's who's on the bottom rank it's so funny seeing how appalled everyone is. This is EVERY other game for me

  • @bkrocks29
    @bkrocks29 Před 3 měsíci

    this was such a baffling game to watch, thank you emongg!

  • @andreamicheli2575
    @andreamicheli2575 Před 3 měsíci +6

    There is no way this guy is gold tank

  • @milesdsy
    @milesdsy Před 3 měsíci

    this is so funny, probably the funniest video ive watched til now

  • @schwolmart
    @schwolmart Před 3 měsíci +1

    I love to see emongg walking. Good stuff

  • @Astral_Incarnate
    @Astral_Incarnate Před 2 měsíci

    i appreciate that bros gettin his steps in while recording a video. good habits

  • @aceunavailable9141
    @aceunavailable9141 Před 3 měsíci

    the amount of megas and minis this kiri waltzed past while attempting to escape and then got obliterated

  • @mr.parker8014
    @mr.parker8014 Před 3 měsíci

    This is one of the videos that makes me certain people submit submissions pretending to be people with fake stories

  • @itsmandu
    @itsmandu Před 3 měsíci +2

    With their gameplay I would have guessed they were actually a dps main. Selfish plays lol team doesn’t exist unless I have to blame someone.

  • @ysqure3
    @ysqure3 Před 3 měsíci

    Bringing the "Everyone runs to the point one at a time in Overtime" mentality to the entire match.

  • @DnsError80710102
    @DnsError80710102 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Alll right so!!!! 😂gotta love it, love you emong

  • @ejlive1997
    @ejlive1997 Před 3 měsíci +13

    I need bro to stop playing kiriko

  • @cubstooge
    @cubstooge Před 3 měsíci +1

    I never thought I would watch a coaching video and come to a comedy show

  • @Seetun4
    @Seetun4 Před 3 měsíci

    damn I've never see this kind of pure comedy on my life, not even the whole Axis on 2nd World War can compare

  • @euuuughhhh7799
    @euuuughhhh7799 Před 3 měsíci +1

    4:37 i love this bastion

  • @Cpt_Crayola
    @Cpt_Crayola Před 3 měsíci

    The gameplay was interesting, I also looked at the Webcam and wondered why emongg was walking in place at his desk 🤣

  • @GothClownKisses
    @GothClownKisses Před 3 měsíci

    Genuinely the best laugh I've had all day

  • @theemeraldhour
    @theemeraldhour Před 3 měsíci

    1:45 everytime people talk about saying group up, and Flats and others say "theres never any reason to press it". THIS IS WHAT WE MEAN. This is exactly why lol

  • @fersanthevaultdweller2024
    @fersanthevaultdweller2024 Před 3 měsíci

    I sometimes do that to my teammates at the start of the match as tank, the amount of player that insta die then blame tank is hilarious, builds character

  • @echocrusader7966
    @echocrusader7966 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I've noticed a lot of kiris just doing damage and barely heals

  • @paigematthews1328
    @paigematthews1328 Před 3 měsíci +2

    This is one of the funniest games I’ve ever seen lol

  • @rustyrules1212
    @rustyrules1212 Před 3 měsíci

    It took me way to long for me to realize you were walking 😂

  • @jessmontgomery3454
    @jessmontgomery3454 Před 3 měsíci

    That was hauntingly bronze. I am bewildered that any team could be so uncohesive.

  • @ofanichan
    @ofanichan Před 16 dny +1

    This Kiriko is allergic to the left click

  • @Sam-rq9wy
    @Sam-rq9wy Před 2 měsíci +1

    This was painful to watch. The bastion though 🤣

  • @99Psyc
    @99Psyc Před 3 měsíci +1

    that kiriko playing like an absolute animal....literally.

  • @Cons2911
    @Cons2911 Před 3 měsíci

    4:55 I’ll venture a guess since this happened to me. I tried making coms but selected the wrong thing and ended up doing something similar

  • @ramaladingdong4998
    @ramaladingdong4998 Před 3 měsíci

    Would love to see a junker queen guide especially on like placements when on defense and things like that

  • @Brandon_nodnarB
    @Brandon_nodnarB Před 2 měsíci

    As a tank player, this is the kind of game that I spam “group up/fall back” in and then my teammates type in chat that the tank was throwing

  • @moleedaboi
    @moleedaboi Před 3 měsíci +1

    Getting snowballed from the 1st fight is kinda crazy.

  • @FunkyChamel
    @FunkyChamel Před 3 měsíci

    hahaha incredible gameplay, definitely one of the best in a while

  • @eachfilly825
    @eachfilly825 Před 3 měsíci +1

    This was absolutely a team effort 😂😂 . At the same time tho there is no real heals

  • @tailgrowth
    @tailgrowth Před 3 měsíci

    You can see all the many, many times the Kiriko looks at the ground trying to throw Suzu and not realizing it's on cooldown.
    Which would be understandable, I've done that a few times, if it weren't for the fact it's often like two seconds after the previous Suzu which makes me wonder how they forgot. Or how they do it multiple times right after another.

  • @Paradiso710
    @Paradiso710 Před 3 měsíci

    5:44 he was typing 😂😂

  • @PhoenixKDS
    @PhoenixKDS Před 3 měsíci

    The funniest thing is that the other support also ignored poor Zarya to deal damage at 5:44