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  • čas přidán 8. 04. 2022
  • Duolingo did a slight amount of tomfoolery...
    source: r/shitduolingosays & r/strangeduolingo
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  • @JaredJTArtsTsvetkov
    @JaredJTArtsTsvetkov  Před 2 lety +1508

    I genuinely had fun making this, but things got worse since I made part 2. I addressed the situation here: czcams.com/video/cB4A2Sf1YA8/video.html
    I'm sorry, I will *NOT* make anymore of this

    • @justaguy311
      @justaguy311 Před 2 lety +18

      Tip: letters like "я" are "softening" consonants before them, they don't have any "y" (й) sound unless there's a vowel.
      "Softening" example:
      "s" sound at "seek" (i think)

    • @justaguy311
      @justaguy311 Před 2 lety +12

      For JoJo fans: second K at "Kakyoin"

    • @albal-v3869
      @albal-v3869 Před 2 lety +28

      From a fluent German speaker, it's difficult to pronounce German so you're doing a pretty good job.

    • @amuis5409
      @amuis5409 Před 2 lety +6

      6:04 you also read qing bang zhu wo in Chinese!

    • @justaguy311
      @justaguy311 Před 2 lety +4

      @@albal-v3869 nah, German is easy to pronounce, but sometimes hard to read correctly at first try

  • @setsu-chon
    @setsu-chon Před 2 lety +7321

    Greek lessons:
    "The rice is pink."
    "The avocado is pink."
    "The carrot is pink."

  • @duckph
    @duckph Před 2 lety +10433

    "Your face pollutes the view here." Gotta add that to my list of insults..

    • @trxffledraws6363
      @trxffledraws6363 Před 2 lety +210

      New rosst back added "don't you use doulingo?"

    • @fishyfish6510
      @fishyfish6510 Před 2 lety +130

      Emotional damage

    • @duckph
      @duckph Před 2 lety +54

      @@fishyfish6510 I will send you to Jesus

    • @talkingben7489
      @talkingben7489 Před 2 lety +126

      "Please take a shower immedieatly"

    • @ziqisubliminals
      @ziqisubliminals Před 2 lety +24

      @@duckph go do the dishes or I will send you to jeeeesus

  • @anya_here
    @anya_here Před rokem +25

    6:44 "I die alone"
    "You are correct!"
    NAAH THAT'S JUST EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

  • @chefboyardee4848
    @chefboyardee4848 Před rokem +197

    Love how the characters occasionally have talks amongst themselves

  • @ashram184
    @ashram184 Před 2 lety +4147

    Note to self: Duo REALLY hates drunk parrots.

    • @carteradams43
      @carteradams43 Před 2 lety +101

      And that was Latin specifically as well. What did the Roman's have against talking birds?

    • @dotdashdotdot668
      @dotdashdotdot668 Před 2 lety +70

      Duolingo *is* a talking bird…
      Something is very wrong hold up

    • @carteradams43
      @carteradams43 Před 2 lety +7

      @@dotdashdotdot668 hol' up

    • @DustMug
      @DustMug Před 2 lety +19

      @@carteradams43 the Latin course isn't that great. Latin is a very complex language, and frankly duolingo doesn't do it well.

    • @anomallie
      @anomallie Před 2 lety +10

      There's something bubbling deep in the cauldron that is *Duolingo lore*

  • @MobionMousey
    @MobionMousey Před 2 lety +6228

    What makes this even better is that Duolingo sentences are made by humans, not auto generated

  • @jediarcherbc709
    @jediarcherbc709 Před rokem +318

    "I don't need to read your terms of service to accept you" That is oddly profound. In the midst of all this bizarre hilarity, there are these few kind words. We should all accept people without needing to read their terms first.

    • @krezonsing
      @krezonsing Před rokem +6

      No duo was talking about the terms in an app installer, he doesn't read all that wall of text and accepts

    • @jediarcherbc709
      @jediarcherbc709 Před rokem +6

      @@krezonsing I know that that's the real reason it says that, but take it at face value and it's poignant.

    • @CrypticCres
      @CrypticCres Před rokem +4

      I played the video in the background while looking at the comments and I accidentally read that line at the same time he said that😭👌

    • @iceyyl3mon
      @iceyyl3mon Před 10 měsíci

      Ummm yea

  • @incognito.sanarts7467
    @incognito.sanarts7467 Před rokem +73

    They look extremely happy while talking about death 💀

  • @isthe3573
    @isthe3573 Před 2 lety +862

    "Do you often kiss strangers like that?"
    "I'm not a stranger; I'm your wife!"
    Funniest shit I have ever heard.

    • @balls3289
      @balls3289 Před 2 lety +38

      Put it in a sitcom

    • @furrietgdmobileplayer3672
      @furrietgdmobileplayer3672 Před 2 lety +29

      The fact that the both were girls makes it funnier

    • @LeGoodMusica23
      @LeGoodMusica23 Před 2 lety +8

      @@furrietgdmobileplayer3672 why

    • @ElmKyh
      @ElmKyh Před 2 lety +1

      LOLLLLL

    • @Huhu0137
      @Huhu0137 Před 2 lety +5

      @@LeGoodMusica23 je ne sais pas, mais je l’ai trouvé très mignon comme ça💕❤️🧡🤍

  • @laprophetesse428
    @laprophetesse428 Před 2 lety +4377

    Not the Duolingo characters saying the weirdest shit with a bright smile

  • @TheOriginalRosso
    @TheOriginalRosso Před rokem +32

    0:27 "It is quite warm in hell" Calmly said Duolingo, smiling.

  • @jollipop09
    @jollipop09 Před rokem +118

    3:59 The fact that Duolingo is sort of calling themselves out is hilarious!

    • @Official_Greystripe
      @Official_Greystripe Před 10 měsíci +1

      No the best one 2:26 😂😂😂😂

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary Před 5 měsíci

      @@Official_Greystripewhat do you think dairy is…

  • @xop2h
    @xop2h Před 2 lety +2064

    "I want to destroy drunk parrots"
    "Drunk parrots are the worst animals"
    "My drunk parrot is not the worst, Marcus!"
    Beautiful conversation

    • @xiaoowo6981
      @xiaoowo6981 Před 2 lety +35

      Owl has parrot as friend

    • @pawprint1
      @pawprint1 Před 2 lety +46

      I don't know who those people are but they really hate drunk parrots.

    • @WoodlouseFairy
      @WoodlouseFairy Před 2 lety +9

      This is so hilarious I had to screenshot this

    • @rosegraham5780
      @rosegraham5780 Před 2 lety +2

      one of them is from latin my course lamo

    • @cinnamoroll5744
      @cinnamoroll5744 Před 2 lety +3

      Out of all the names, “Marcus”

  • @yay29823
    @yay29823 Před 2 lety +1949

    "Duo will never die"
    - Duolingo said
    *Duolingo is the main villain confirmed*

  • @kazumiie_
    @kazumiie_ Před rokem +8

    "Excuse me I am an apple"
    "No u are not an apple"
    epic conversation

  • @rosethewolf5786
    @rosethewolf5786 Před rokem +5

    1:49
    " Do you often kiss strangers like that?"
    "I'm not a stranger, I'm your wife!"

  • @RandomVex
    @RandomVex Před 2 lety +692

    These are the most relatable:
    "Why do I exist"
    "When do I die"
    "Out of desperation he ate a piece of cheese"

  • @errortryagainlater4240
    @errortryagainlater4240 Před 2 lety +702

    "My girlfriend's older brother is surprisingly hot" combined with the most depressed looking bear in existence had me _choking_ 😭💀

    • @Discohater4
      @Discohater4 Před 2 lety +86

      Then it goes "I have two boyfriends" 😰

    • @Ergonomicsdesk
      @Ergonomicsdesk Před 2 lety +40

      It sounds like one of those shojo mangas with really long titles

    • @talucidy_
      @talucidy_ Před rokem +13

      bisexuality

    • @juliirubyx
      @juliirubyx Před rokem

      Why do you like crying emojis now your a baby

    • @talucidy_
      @talucidy_ Před rokem +10

      @@juliirubyx
      and why do you like complaining about pointless things?

  • @H_DoesStuff
    @H_DoesStuff Před 10 měsíci +5

    “What does 8,008 look like on a calculator?” Maybe my sister knows that…

  • @Jess-du3hc
    @Jess-du3hc Před 9 měsíci +3

    "His head is too small I am very scared" 💀

  • @mlyu11
    @mlyu11 Před 2 lety +916

    The Japanese final test also has "The water demon attacked me with a cucumber."

    • @Mika-1789
      @Mika-1789 Před 2 lety +50

      Sus

    • @WxIxLxLxIxAxMxS
      @WxIxLxLxIxAxMxS Před 2 lety +144

      There are these Japanese water demons called kappas that really like cucumbers so that one made sense to me. lol

    • @Mika-1789
      @Mika-1789 Před 2 lety +7

      @@WxIxLxLxIxAxMxS Ik kappas :D

    • @Mika-1789
      @Mika-1789 Před 2 lety +6

      @@WxIxLxLxIxAxMxS I just thought it was a bit sus

    • @mlyu11
      @mlyu11 Před 2 lety +16

      @@WxIxLxLxIxAxMxS I know them, it's just not something someone would ever say lmao

  • @lowkeyemilia
    @lowkeyemilia Před 2 lety +717

    "what is the dog doing"
    Ah yes, Doulingo, *a true man of culture.*

    • @user-wm4kx7eu3h
      @user-wm4kx7eu3h Před 2 lety +13

      LMFAO this comment is sooo underrated

    • @michaeltagor4238
      @michaeltagor4238 Před 2 lety +25

      and also the fact that it was a greek lesson so I could only imagine an old man with white beard holding a book asking that question like it's a philosophical thing lol

    • @rehansscientech
      @rehansscientech Před rokem +3

      Agreed

    • @commander69420
      @commander69420 Před rokem +4

      duolingo staff literally uses memes to popularize their app
      never let them know your next move

    • @Supersoldier2012
      @Supersoldier2012 Před rokem +1

      - Dog eats bone

  • @funnyfish1982
    @funnyfish1982 Před rokem +5

    0:48 yes finally polish!
    I can agree it means My duck is tasty.

  • @graumin
    @graumin Před rokem +3

    one time duolingo said to me
    Good morning, Coffee!
    Guten morgen, Kaffee!
    Dude who says that

    • @beth7935
      @beth7935 Před 3 měsíci

      I keep getting "good morning, my city!" in Ukrainian. Which I thought was totally demented until I saw videos like this- clearly it's going to get waaaaaay more bizarre.

  • @TheArbiter10
    @TheArbiter10 Před 2 lety +3058

    The Japanese ones are even funnier/more concerning knowing that one of the people they got to speak out the sentences for the course sounds depressed AF. If you know, you know. I imagine she must be the one with the demons living in her walls.

  • @gemgirl5068
    @gemgirl5068 Před 2 lety +3453

    This would make a cool analogue horror game concept.
    Imagine, a cute looking language learning app. Your first lessons start off great. You learn basic sentences and words. Everything seems normal until the characters start teaching you weird sentences. Small bits of stories, calls of help, warnings. You're a bit confused but you brush it off and continue your lessons. As you play more and more, the warnings get more serious, the calls for help more desperate and with each lesson you get a bit more of the stories. Each character seems to tell a different story but they all seem like they're going to have the same ending. Finally, the final lesson, you are now fluent in the language you wanted to learn when this all started but you keep playing because you want to know how the stories ends. So you play the final lesson. And suddenly everything is clear. You realize that those characters that have been teaching you, they're not characters, they're people. People who were previous victims of the app's mascot, they've been trying to warn you all this time. Their souls have been trapped inside the app and they've been trying to warn you that you're next. Now, with the final lesson done, you understand everything, the language, the stories, the warnings and the danger you're in. But it's too late. By completing the lesson, you've released the mascot demon from the virtual world and now the story's ending is happening to you. The app gets an update the next day, a new character has been added to the app. You are that character, and you've learned your lesson.

  • @Crea_dot
    @Crea_dot Před rokem +4

    AHAH seeing the norwegian "blant oss" one got me rolling on the floor 😂
    also, the "i think i am dying" is a common phrase used in norwegian for an example when its really hot outside and you say "jeg tror jeg dør/i think im dying" as opposed to the heat.

  • @Just_a_Lick
    @Just_a_Lick Před rokem +19

    Мне нравится как он пытается читать наш язык :)

  • @andregalindo2310
    @andregalindo2310 Před 2 lety +2648

    The characters' expressions make the sentences much funnier
    Edit: Omg guys I'd never had too many likes, thank you so much!!!

    • @flag098
      @flag098 Před 2 lety +42

      Especially that one cutesy lady

    • @ggaxaly
      @ggaxaly Před 2 lety

      " this isn't milk " " ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "

    • @PLKartofel
      @PLKartofel Před 2 lety +44

      Bear -
      *i have assumed the control of the country*

    • @AwangardaGames
      @AwangardaGames Před 2 lety +14

      3:39 XD

    • @blackman5867
      @blackman5867 Před 2 lety

      0:53 2:31 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @Puppet____
    @Puppet____ Před 2 lety +856

    The character's expressions make it even funnier, it even looks like if they have lore

  • @JixieDye
    @JixieDye Před 2 lety +15

    As a Danish learner on Duo, I can confirm that the sentences are totally weird af!

  • @yann1ck666
    @yann1ck666 Před rokem +15

    I remember once learning Romanian with Duolingo. Was given an english sentence and had 3 possible translations. I don't remember what I was supposed to translate, but among the options was "Eu mănânc copii"...which means "I eat children". I have a feeling Duolingo is doing this shit on purpose

  • @CentralProcessingUnitCore
    @CentralProcessingUnitCore Před 2 lety +744

    "We found grandma's teeth on the refrigerator"
    -Said by a character that had a bright smile

    • @sciencewizard2861
      @sciencewizard2861 Před 2 lety +21

      Probably dentures

    • @WxIxLxLxIxAxMxS
      @WxIxLxLxIxAxMxS Před 2 lety +28

      Toothfairy was drunk.

    • @CentralProcessingUnitCore
      @CentralProcessingUnitCore Před 2 lety +2

      @@WxIxLxLxIxAxMxS yeah

    • @shoes7899
      @shoes7899 Před 2 lety +5

      in my country it's common to keep a kid's baby teeth in a jar inside the fridge actually, if you were learning some sort of slavic language maybe that's why it said such a weird thing?

    • @GimOA
      @GimOA Před 2 lety +2

      man just said "I don't know who I am anymore" while looks excited at the end lol

  • @jlust6660
    @jlust6660 Před 2 lety +1698

    There is another great one in the Swedish course, which asks why there is a norwegian architect lying in my bed. Duolingo truly asks life's questions

    • @charlielouise2428
      @charlielouise2428 Před 2 lety +109

      That course also tells you that there's a man hiding behind the curtain with a knife 🔪

    • @Nobody-bl1yl
      @Nobody-bl1yl Před 2 lety +11

      Wait thats so fitting!

    • @lecoupdoeildejuliette7732
      @lecoupdoeildejuliette7732 Před 2 lety +101

      And in the Norwegian course there is a similar one: "Why is there a Swedish telecaster lying in my bed?"? It makes even less sense!

    • @wietzevanderwijk3169
      @wietzevanderwijk3169 Před 2 lety +22

      @@charlielouise2428 and what about "if I die you get my money"?

    • @WxIxLxLxIxAxMxS
      @WxIxLxLxIxAxMxS Před 2 lety +44

      Why IS there a Norwegian architect lying your bed, huh~?

  • @commissargeko4029
    @commissargeko4029 Před rokem +13

    With the first Indonesian question at 2:23 it gets weirder. (1) The same exercise had other variations of that existential question, such as "Mengapa saya ada di sini"(Why am I here). (2) It gave me these phrases repeatedly, in the same exercise. (3) "Exist" is not the translation of "Ada" used in early exercises. All of this would suggest that Duolingo specifically wants you to know how to ask existential questions in Indonesian.

  • @Robin-nc1gm
    @Robin-nc1gm Před 5 měsíci +1

    This is the silliest thing I’ve ever seen on CZcams I am never ready to die

  • @ElJorge911
    @ElJorge911 Před 2 lety +274

    "Do you often kiss strangers like that?"
    "I'M NOT A STRANGER, I'M YOUR WIFE!"

  • @TheBritishDragong
    @TheBritishDragong Před 2 lety +783

    0:35 I’m sorry but the happy face she says that with 💀💀

  • @uziplayss
    @uziplayss Před rokem +1

    "What does the fox say?"
    "We found grandma's teeth in the refrigerator."

  • @spacecaptain9188
    @spacecaptain9188 Před rokem +6

    Ya kinda just proved that the sentences are entertaining and memorable. That's the point. Entertaining sentances are easier to remember than boring ones, and vocab is easier to remember in context (a sentence or situation) than by themselves. It's an effective learning tool.

  • @solonada9602
    @solonada9602 Před 2 lety +596

    Here are some bizarre sentences that I had gotten assigned to me throughout the Korean Duolingo course:
    • "The man is a child"
    • "The meat eats me"
    • "A bed is food"
    • "We deceive the boy"
    • "A bear eats a child"
    • "Germans and Russians are learning the Korean alphabet together"

    • @starwarzchik112
      @starwarzchik112 Před 2 lety +72

      In North Korea, meat eats YOU!

    • @bbew2914
      @bbew2914 Před 2 lety +21

      the last one I'm howling

    • @Mari-eo3yi
      @Mari-eo3yi Před 2 lety +26

      Cant forget “c h i l d m i l k”,which was the first sentence I learned

    • @nqmer
      @nqmer Před 2 lety +15

      funny thing is that this guy is german and russian 😭

    • @lexikris6265
      @lexikris6265 Před 2 lety +8

      I lost all brain cells taking the Korean Duolingo course-

  • @DEFNOTEGOR
    @DEFNOTEGOR Před 2 lety +691

    I like how pizza is a hard exercise
    1:40
    Why is this the most liked comment of my channel oh my god

    • @magg0t_zz
      @magg0t_zz Před 2 lety +112

      Gotta put both my 2 braincells to work on remembering the word "pizza" in german

    • @charlotte-7700
      @charlotte-7700 Před 2 lety +40

      @@magg0t_zz pizza is called the same in german

    • @DEFNOTEGOR
      @DEFNOTEGOR Před 2 lety +73

      @@charlotte-7700 this makes this even more funnier
      Most liked reply of my channel

    • @jurajojo2543
      @jurajojo2543 Před 2 lety +49

      It's quite funny. I just wanted to say that all "hard exercise" means on Duolingo is that you have to type in the answer by yourself, instead of using tiles. Just in case someone was wondering.

    • @craftah
      @craftah Před 2 lety +3

      @@charlotte-7700 everyone knows that

  • @anachan69
    @anachan69 Před rokem +2

    "It's small"
    That's what she said-

  • @igxniisan6996
    @igxniisan6996 Před rokem +2

    2:07, “What does 8008 look like in a calculator”
    LMFAOO🍈🍈OOOO

  • @1ake47
    @1ake47 Před 2 lety +305

    I remember getting "Oh no, the bread is too delicious!"

    • @lajoyalobos2009
      @lajoyalobos2009 Před 2 lety +24

      "Oh nein, das Brot ist zu lecker!"
      Must be some really good bread

    • @nicoleodea5643
      @nicoleodea5643 Před 2 lety +7

      Oh non, le pain est trop délicieux!

    • @Immune-ts6kx
      @Immune-ts6kx Před 2 lety +7

      โอ้ไม่, ขนมปังอร่อยเกินไป!

    • @Arepamaster0507
      @Arepamaster0507 Před 2 lety +6

      Ay no, el pan esta muy delicioso!

    • @derdbolt8906
      @derdbolt8906 Před 2 lety +4

      أو لا! الخبز لذيذ جدا!

  • @beady5831
    @beady5831 Před 2 lety +430

    Some courses definitely want to make you laugh sometimes. I once had "En elefant snakker ikke dansk" in the Danish course. This means: "An elephant does not speak Danish"

    • @Megan-vb9ze
      @Megan-vb9ze Před 2 lety +18

      I'm doing Norwegian and got the exact same thing but norsk instead of dansk LOL

    • @pamplemoo
      @pamplemoo Před 2 lety +3

      I think it's a reference to a famous "mind-reading" trick

    • @steauafan4ever
      @steauafan4ever Před 2 lety +3

      Danish is full of funny sentences, I remember the "Manden spiser en kvindes frugter" which means "The man eats a woman's fruit"

    • @whatever5401
      @whatever5401 Před 2 lety

      r/technicallythetruth

    • @RazorIly
      @RazorIly Před 11 měsíci +1

      *Danish or vanish*
      The new
      *Spanish or vanish*

  • @ItzGamerR
    @ItzGamerR Před rokem +2

    0:01 I thought it mean 'Here is an photo from eminem"

  • @pinglun8920
    @pinglun8920 Před rokem +2

    "He shouted so loudly when the birds were eating his eyes" Duolingo bird?

  • @Nonne9894
    @Nonne9894 Před 2 lety +165

    well at least we know hell is quite warm

    • @leflyathon
      @leflyathon Před 2 lety +5

      considering hell is located in norway that is pretty surprising especially because it is not even in the most southern part of norway

    • @WxIxLxLxIxAxMxS
      @WxIxLxLxIxAxMxS Před 2 lety +2

      Isn't there a town called Hell in Michigan?

  • @shreddder999
    @shreddder999 Před rokem +1

    Duolingo: Why do you never come to see us?
    Me: Because you ask me too many questions.

  • @katherinehandcock1893
    @katherinehandcock1893 Před rokem +3

    1:23 “I like your knives” 4:46 “the devils are inside the wall” 0:32 “where can we hide the bodies? He sold his soul to the devil he shouted so loudly when the birds were eating his eyes by the time you get this message I will have died M Y D U C K I S T A S T Y” 1:26 “I hear voices” 3:41 “the dog ate the table”

  • @caiovalentim4289
    @caiovalentim4289 Před 2 lety +124

    Once I got this sentence: "My dog has three eyes and he is unemployed."

    • @WxIxLxLxIxAxMxS
      @WxIxLxLxIxAxMxS Před 2 lety +14

      Unbelievable! I mean..three eyes? Sure. But unemployed? Come on!

    • @Anotherchild_lol
      @Anotherchild_lol Před 2 lety +3

      Ignoring the fact he has an extra eye, why do dogs need jobs?

    • @caiovalentim4289
      @caiovalentim4289 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Anotherchild_lol I'd rather not know about it.

  • @Cultured_Ayato
    @Cultured_Ayato Před 2 lety +402

    I finished the entire Korean course so I can confirm that all the Korean ones are real. Now I'm going through the mandarin course and I've also gathered a few weird ones in my screenshots:
    - Her father drinks tea from 6:30 to 9:00
    - His cat ate your banana
    - he doesn't play sports, he only likes to sleep
    - he changes girlfriends every year
    - my dog ate my homework
    - the sun is gone!
    - my cat died yesterday
    - she likes to smoke after drinking alcohol

  • @aymanhadji8915
    @aymanhadji8915 Před rokem +3

    1:07 I always see this sentence on Duolingo, and I'm sick of it

  • @cerpiper
    @cerpiper Před rokem +4

    Tbh duolingo said the weirdest and creepiest thing sometimes. I got creeped out when im practicing in duolingo. I once got a sentence like "i don't open that door" or "the tall man behind me is not my brother" which is kinda eerie when you are by yourself in your house

  • @MayorVideo
    @MayorVideo Před 2 lety +228

    how about "surely the young man is not a city"

  • @PeoplecallmeLucifer
    @PeoplecallmeLucifer Před 2 lety +87

    Dutch : " I NEED TO HIDE A BODY"
    Irish : "Well my fridge is pretty spacious"

  • @cynthiaplayz5951
    @cynthiaplayz5951 Před rokem +1

    6:39 *”YOUR FACE POLLUTES THE VIEW HERE.”* I would accept that as an insult or a roast.🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @rosie_playzz
    @rosie_playzz Před 8 měsíci +1

    "Don't forget your son at home again!"
    Duolingo's message to dad going to buy milk

  • @Icepetal01
    @Icepetal01 Před 2 lety +473

    Some of the weirder ones I’ve gotten are “I/You/We do not eat turtles.”, “I am a fish!”, “Mice do not exist.” (I think they may be trying to convince me of that one as I have encountered it at least 6 times in the past week), and “It is raining men.”

    • @lain7758
      @lain7758 Před 2 lety +47

      Hallelujah

    • @wietzevanderwijk3169
      @wietzevanderwijk3169 Před 2 lety +12

      Ah, the Swedish course. There plenty of other funny sentences😂

    • @vlals434
      @vlals434 Před 2 lety +10

      hallelujah

    • @myy_.m3lody
      @myy_.m3lody Před 2 lety +18

      Mine are “on the cucumber” “child milk” “cucumber milk”, korea loves cucumbers and milk

    • @equilibrum999
      @equilibrum999 Před 2 lety +5

      hallelujah

  • @rubolph1954
    @rubolph1954 Před 2 lety +100

    "We are inviting a snail to the barbecue at the park" is actually kinda cute ngl

  • @duolingo5048
    @duolingo5048 Před rokem +2

    0:43 technoblade what did I tell you about leaving your stupid messages in our app

  • @H_DoesStuff
    @H_DoesStuff Před 10 měsíci +2

    One time i got “Its alright, I like older people anyways.” It is a great sentence though! Nothing is wrong with it..

  • @newstartyt3700
    @newstartyt3700 Před 2 lety +75

    Norwegian Kid:
    What do we say to the god of death?
    Russian Lady:
    You are not my dad.

  • @setsu-chon
    @setsu-chon Před 2 lety +545

    Ukrainian lessons:
    "What problems do you have?"
    "Viktor could see everything."
    "He thinks about the soul."
    "My business."
    "I am not a ghost."
    Edit: I'm a Ukrainian who decided to speedrun the lessons to see the weird things Duolingo teaches.

    • @siyekca
      @siyekca Před 2 lety +53

      я надеюсь, у тебя всё хорошо и ты в безопасности, сил тебе.

    • @user-cg4ru4kl1h
      @user-cg4ru4kl1h Před 2 lety +24

      "Where is my sausage?", "it is not a pig, it's a bear", "what is my name?"

    • @user-cg4ru4kl1h
      @user-cg4ru4kl1h Před 2 lety +16

      - где моя сосиска?
      - кот сожрал...

    • @reverie02
      @reverie02 Před 2 lety +2

      как там?
      хочется узнать от настоящего украинца, а не телеграм каналов?

    • @ametasoma
      @ametasoma Před 2 lety +11

      @@reverie02 окей, бывший мариуполец на связи. На юго-западе страны тихо, тут бомбить особо нечего (разве что один раз недавно). Мы с семьёй непонятно как уехали из города третьего марта, и всё уже было похоже на... Не знаю даже, как сказать, на постапокалипс, пожалуй. Всё пусто, серо, темно(вид ночного города без света чем-то даже завораживал, приходилось постоять на улице, когда единственный доступный подвал заволокло дымом). Я жил в той части города, которая попала на пути чуть ли не первой, с первого дня у некоторых вылетали окна (ещё до двадцать четвертого было слышно за городом выстрелы), потом начали палить в дома. Мы второго, как обычно, вышли в общий коридор из квартиры, т.к. опять слишком свистело, и через минуту в нашу квартиру попало, лол. Ну, вода итак была грязной ужасно, потом и электричество вырубили. Короче, нам повезло, машина чуть ли не единственная осталась целая, мы и уехали на следующий день. От тех кто позже выехал знаю, что ради воды топили снег и ждали дожди, готовка на улице. А ещё люди не имеют права в звонках и сообщениях говорить, что всё плохо, иначе им будет ещё хуже. На выезде сейчас военные проверяют переписки и фото, чтобы не было следов. Как-то так, хз. Новости особо не читаю.

  • @randomromanianvibes8930
    @randomromanianvibes8930 Před rokem +2

    0:30 as a Romanian, I couldn't stop laughing XD

  • @gman_4815
    @gman_4815 Před 11 měsíci +2

    1:06 нефор по фактам раскидал

  • @Veiraviss
    @Veiraviss Před 2 lety +213

    I love how the facial expressions and body language of these characters go with all these sentences. And the funniest thing is that only Lily, because of being a sarcastic goth gf and not a happy go lucky person, like all the others, looks like she is actually saying these sentences.

    • @1Thunderfire
      @1Thunderfire Před 2 lety +8

      @Una The BookWorm The one who wears purple.

    • @BVK.
      @BVK. Před rokem

      It fits her character tbh, loved it

  • @yurishiroaki._
    @yurishiroaki._ Před 2 lety +76

    3:04
    "What do we say to the god of death?"
    "You're not my dad"
    How did this fits so well lmfao

  • @edenposadas6894
    @edenposadas6894 Před rokem +1

    "It is very warm in hell" now that explains where he hid my family and what he is-

  • @goober1024
    @goober1024 Před rokem +1

    "we eat the dead chicken" is probably the only sentence that makes the most sense

  • @TheRealEthBootGD
    @TheRealEthBootGD Před 2 lety +216

    “I don’t need to read your terms and conditions to accept you” is an oddly positive/happy message to a struggling friend and/or a kinda solid pickup line

    • @lowkeyemilia
      @lowkeyemilia Před 2 lety

      nah they mean the terms and conditions of websites lol

    • @TheRealEthBootGD
      @TheRealEthBootGD Před 2 lety +13

      @@lowkeyemilia yea that’s the joke

    • @arnaudj2708
      @arnaudj2708 Před 2 lety +4

      Idk why i feel this is something we could hear in a japanese romance movie

    • @ElmKyh
      @ElmKyh Před 2 lety +1

      That's the most beautiful thing ever 😍

    • @aleborke5420
      @aleborke5420 Před 2 lety

      It was probably part of the flirting section

  • @dropmaestros3680
    @dropmaestros3680 Před 2 lety +287

    I love how all Russian phrases are threatening and insulting

    • @user-dg9fr6or3w
      @user-dg9fr6or3w Před rokem +8

      но это не так

    • @dropmaestros3680
      @dropmaestros3680 Před rokem +18

      @@user-dg9fr6or3w it wasn't about the language itself but what weird sentences in Russian that were shown in the video.

    • @mouette6041
      @mouette6041 Před rokem +4

      @@user-dg9fr6or3w в комменте про дуолинго говорится чел

    • @mettatonfanboy
      @mettatonfanboy Před rokem +2

      Yes they are

    • @Spookzydraws
      @Spookzydraws Před rokem +1

      lol yeah

  • @BrianWanke
    @BrianWanke Před rokem +1

    That green bird really likes talking about drinking

  • @CakeInMyPockets5
    @CakeInMyPockets5 Před rokem +1

    I once got one that said “the cat is three bananas long” I didn’t know bananas were now units of measurement

  • @eyadbereh
    @eyadbereh Před 2 lety +307

    Russian lessons:
    - You're not my dad
    - The women are already in the park
    - Here's our offices
    - The person is by the door
    - The child has a mother
    - Do you have mother at your place ?
    - A chicken - it's a bird
    It looks like some kind of a reality show to be honest
    So i also found these strange sentences, they're also from the Russian language lessons:
    - This poet doesn't have any mice
    - My horse isn't an artist but he is an architect

    • @Commet0
      @Commet0 Před 2 lety +27

      You forgot "Every people in the world take shower, and only you don't'

    • @magg0t_zz
      @magg0t_zz Před 2 lety +17

      @@Commet0 "я хочу жить!"

    • @Commet0
      @Commet0 Před 2 lety +3

      @@magg0t_zz haha that's the best

    • @magg0t_zz
      @magg0t_zz Před 2 lety +2

      @@Commet0 true haha

    • @bobathicc6188
      @bobathicc6188 Před 2 lety +2

      Or my all time favorite:
      *WHERE IS MY BORSCH*

  • @CATLOAFMAN
    @CATLOAFMAN Před rokem +1

    this made my chest hurt sooooo much from laughing thank you

  • @thel00kofl0ve_
    @thel00kofl0ve_ Před rokem +1

    the ‘where can we hide the bodies?’ one hit more than normally on me cuz i am dutch myself and i can understand both languages

  • @auroraec2657
    @auroraec2657 Před 2 lety +145

    I must add "The economics are economical."

    • @Anotherchild_lol
      @Anotherchild_lol Před 2 lety +7

      Theres the new "This floor here is made out of floor" we've been searching for.

    • @paulinebunag4875
      @paulinebunag4875 Před 2 lety +4

      Hmm yes, the floor here is made out of floor

    • @SoujiOkitaTwo
      @SoujiOkitaTwo Před 2 lety +4

      “Something about the economy is economic”

    • @user-dl1og3le2y
      @user-dl1og3le2y Před 11 měsíci +1

      I hope it's from the Russian course because this one is an actual quote! It's Brezhnev's (one of the Soviet leaders), if I'm not mistaken: "Экономика должна быть экономной" ("The economics must be economical")

    • @beth7935
      @beth7935 Před 3 měsíci

      I keep getting "business is business" in Ukrainian. Very helpful to know, thanks duo.

  • @ayumehirano1894
    @ayumehirano1894 Před 2 lety +574

    From yesterday's Duolingo:
    "Don't kiss the spider"
    And
    "The businessman did not understand the sudden demand for wireless bananas"
    1:56 This is a Norwegian phrase that did not translate btw, lol. It means "Hurry up!"

  • @SCARLETTEDSHIBA1049
    @SCARLETTEDSHIBA1049 Před 9 měsíci +1

    :the baby wants to drink beer"
    I DID THAT-

  • @ThatBoiOnLaythe
    @ThatBoiOnLaythe Před 10 měsíci +1

    So, i just started leraning German with Duolingo, and i’m ALREADY getting scentences like: ,,Is this a room or a garage?” And ,,I am completely red”

  • @wietzevanderwijk3169
    @wietzevanderwijk3169 Před 2 lety +102

    Once while learning Swedish it said: "If I die you get all my money". After that came "there is a man with a knive standing behind the curtain"

  • @the.real.mothman
    @the.real.mothman Před 2 lety +27

    "what do we say to the god of death?"
    "you're not my dad"

  • @gachabiz9216
    @gachabiz9216 Před rokem +3

    What makes this funnier is the fact that some of this out of context dialogue actually fits the characters- 🤣

  • @Diorie_Dragons_
    @Diorie_Dragons_ Před 8 měsíci +1

    You can sleep when your dead - doulingo 2022

  • @sIugger
    @sIugger Před 2 lety +303

    "The size of my hand does not determine the size of other body parts"
    Someone actually typed that out
    +Respect to Duolingo devs

  • @DigitalE-33
    @DigitalE-33 Před 2 lety +38

    “You do not have a father.” god duolingo just called me fatherless bruh

  • @MayaAntiEmojiCat
    @MayaAntiEmojiCat Před 11 měsíci +2

    "Why do i exist"
    Because you are

  • @haothanh9298
    @haothanh9298 Před rokem

    You make me laughs a lots

  • @light.of.july_
    @light.of.july_ Před 2 lety +701

    "It's not drugs, it's just flour" That killed me with laughter 😂🤣
    Este es mi primer comentario con más de 500 likes
    Ama soy famoso

    • @EmmanuelLopezAmalfi
      @EmmanuelLopezAmalfi Před 2 lety +1

      Hahahahahahhaahah

    • @shurr3996
      @shurr3996 Před 2 lety +9

      “Sir? Why are there drugs in this bread?
      “It’s not drugs, it’s just flour.”

    • @clairlele_
      @clairlele_ Před 2 lety +7

      as someone who is learning french, that cracked me up

    • @goldenboy9674
      @goldenboy9674 Před 2 lety +4

      Should have added:"I swear!!!"

    • @Scrufflord
      @Scrufflord Před 2 lety +1

      martin cabello

  • @egosirius
    @egosirius Před 2 lety +168

    I refuse to believe that Duolingo randomly made such complex and entire expressions that way

    • @aviaspotter32
      @aviaspotter32 Před 2 lety +23

      Real people made it.

    • @errortryagainlater4240
      @errortryagainlater4240 Před 2 lety +18

      That's the thing, these are all _manual_ 😂

    • @Kaiveran
      @Kaiveran Před 2 lety +4

      Almost all of Duolingo's phrases are manually composed. Only a few are parametric (changed around for the occasion based on a template), however these are most common/noticeable in the beginning of a course, leading to the misconception of procedural generation.

    • @daneilgame123
      @daneilgame123 Před rokem

      Complex and entire expressions 3:12

  • @cosmowhiskey1675
    @cosmowhiskey1675 Před rokem +1

    I studied Norwegian there for a year and those ridiculous sentences really cheered me up! Btw, your Russian is not bad 🐝

  • @HoneyTheCat
    @HoneyTheCat Před 8 měsíci +1

    I've got "The waiter is eating your croissant" and "Do you work in the restroom" multiple times, but honestly I have to add "I want pants for my dog"

  • @anomolouscow3761
    @anomolouscow3761 Před 2 lety +135

    "If there is a god, he has much to answer for" is legitimately such a badass line

  • @AnthroApologist
    @AnthroApologist Před 2 lety +103

    I've seen the "my horse is not an artist but an architect" one myself, and I triple checked it just to make sure I was reading it right. Until seeing this video I didn't think Duolingo sentences could get any weirder. Another sentence I saw in the Russian course was "your sweater is covered in blood"

    • @NZC_Meow
      @NZC_Meow Před 2 lety +13

      I've seen those two. I also learn Russian

    • @WARRIORS4LIFE
      @WARRIORS4LIFE Před 2 lety +6

      scared to get to that part in the course now

    • @ivyheaton
      @ivyheaton Před 2 lety +7

      In Greek I got “my cat is an atheist, but David is a Christian.l

    • @AnComZharptitza
      @AnComZharptitza Před 2 lety +6

      As a Russian against putin... the This is our land one was really badly timed. The bread water one is a good way to describe Kvass

  • @BreadyFR
    @BreadyFR Před rokem

    Beautiful.

  • @alexandra45343
    @alexandra45343 Před rokem +1

    I once got "The cat(or the dog) is eating a croissant"

  • @SerendipitousCoeliac
    @SerendipitousCoeliac Před 2 lety +67

    I remember trying to learn Russian. And one of the sentences was “dad, this is not my motor”