@@TheCharredTree Better believe it ! My hubby learned his lesson when I said go get my pristine Gingher pinking shears sharpened! Costs a fortune - if you can find someone to do it ! He ended up buying me a brand new pair 😂
@@Christine-hl4rl stop the cap , my girl tried the same thing , until I reminded her that she does not own a sewing machine so shut the fuck up about the scissors she does not need , like you modern woman will make anything for yourselves when you can`t cook , can`t clean , can`t raise kids , and the sex is vanilla with you , why do you think you are single western women , you are fucking useless that is why
This is reality. When a woman suddenly acts like everything's okay, apply for citizenship in a foreign country. And realize it's still not far enough away.
I learned about mom’s Special fabric scissors as a little boy. That’s a line you do not cross ! Whenever you hear a Southern woman say “ Fine” it translates to “ I dare you” in the most threatening tone imaginable.
When I was a kid I was given a multitool and I started taking apart everything I could find with screws. My mom had to buy a NEW pair of fabric scissors. We couldn't find the spring from the old ones.
Veronique Ramirez you know what? .... dont even worry about it. Is a phrase that is the equivalent of you’ve done messed up. It is like 5 levels higher than I’m fine.
As someone who has that exact pair of scissors, she is 100% justified. Take out the fact that they cut cleanly every single time, are comfortable and cheap. They have a screw so that you can tighten them if they ever get a little too loose or if you take the screw out you can just disassemble them making them dead-easy to clean. I know most older scissors have this feature if you can even call it that but it is something that is getting harder and harder to find and I love them for it.
@@myanaloglife9450There is the opposite of here, just drop the t They're is an abbreviation for they and are, the ' replaces the a Their is the genitive, that means it talks about to whom smth belongs In Germany, we learn that at age 10. When do you folks learn it? (And what is your so-called school for?)
I'm a guy (not from the south), this skit seems like it could apply simply for anywhere in the US, but I get that it's part of an episode for the show. I think it just shows how absurd men and women can be toward each other in a comical way. Guys are sometimes careless while the ladies care too much.
Scissors are scissors. Was a EMS First responder. Scissors in my bag were taken and used for mom's yarn. Did not matter what they were really for. I just went out and bought another pair.
Most southern women I knew growing up (and some I know now) would have taken the southern accent to 11 and gone to screaming at defcon level 1,000 while getting up in his face and he would have maybe come within an inch of being punched in the face
@Kagan Roy I grew up in the north but lived down south for a few years. There is definitely something terrifying how a southern woman acts so sweet when you know she should be mad. It was worse if you were only friends because they had less reason not to kill you.
@@catluva74 your right I'm from da south an trust me love we are scarier then ya Gran mammy when she catch you stealing her hot cakes 😂 I'm from Atlanta an the men down here think most the woman down here are psychopaths plus growing up us woman learned no matter how mad u are don't let him know cause tht way when the cops come you ain't no suspect cause as far as they know u where fine and put it all behind u 💯💯💯
I am from Australia and I think this is so funny. Especially the end when the guys inside his brain watch the interaction. That is a typical blokes way of reacting. I love it.
Got a southern mom. Burst into laughter when The Look was mentioned cause my dad & I will joke about her ‘Really?’ look often. I showed her the video, & when they mentioned The Look, she gave me one! Laughed so hard I cried.
I've been married to a delightful girl from Alabama for 50 years. I was briefed on the sanctity of the cloth scissors in the first week. It's one of those rules you just. Don't. Break.
All my scissors are left-handed. Being the only lefty in the house, you'd think that'd keep them safe. But no, my husband will use whatever blade is nearest when opening a package. I hide the fabric scissors.
I don't have kids but helped raise my now 22yr old nephew and all I have to do is give him "the look" and he straightens up and says "yes ma'am I'm sorry" 😂
@@taniamanik2012 LOL! You don't have steak knives? and carving knives? and butter knives? My mom was a master at using a butter knife and a tablespoon to garden with. Moved mountains with that table-wear.....
He used the fabric scissors??? I don't remember the last time I used the fabric scissors to cut something other than fabric...don't remember much of the rest of that week either.
My wife is Puerto Rican and I learned 30 years ago that the scissors are all designated for specific jobs and God help you if you use her good fabric scissors for opening a box!
@@sidneygrosshar269 Correct...men leave things go...they learned as boys to do that. Even after fistfights and coming out winner or loser...it's all done... Males today have been emasculated and confused. It's time we let them be male again and call out the brainwashing. BTW, not casting aspersion on this channel, they do a great job entertaining....
Nah, bless your heart is condescending, this is an angry Southern woman. The only bless your heart you're getting here is the one she says as she slowly chops you alive to use to fertilize her rutabaga.
I’m fully aware that my boyfriend takes everything literally so I’m always honest with him. I have never yelled at him, but if he does something to upset me, we sit down and talk about it. We admit when we make mistakes. It has worked out very well for us!
When you got to the scissors part I about died, cause I remember about 20 years ago going through the exact same thing, and boy was I in trouble! Never use her fabric scissors guys! Ever! For anything whatsoever, even if you think it's something safe to cut... cause you're wrong! 🤣🤣🤣
In the black southern household we say "Don't even worry about it" instead of "fine " So if you EVER hear a black woman use this phrase....run for cover. 😂
@@mickeyjames1663 At the very least he's gonna be getting the cold shoulder and icily polite responses/cold sarcasm for the next several weeks lol. If she's feeling really petty she'll buy something stupid expensive, herself, and tell him "it can't be any more expensive than (that thing he really likes and buys regularly), right honey?" when he sees it delivered. He definitely won't be touching her for the foreseeable future and his life will probably get very inconvenient.
@Meph Lest uh, my wife has a right to half the stuff we accumulated together, regardless of who pulled down the paycheck. We both work, but we support each other and invest in each other's success.
I proudly maintain that southern belles do, and have existed in every culture, everywhere. I mean can you tell me there weren't any Biblical Southern Belles?
I love how there is a guy eating chips with a party hat on and a guy stacking Solo cups (with fiesta music in the background) in the man's brain. That is just so accurate!
I have a friend that has a pad lock through finger holes of her fabric scissors. It doesn’t matter what you say or where you hide them, they forget and they find them. The one thing worse than using the fabric scissors is washing the cast iron pan, ….in the dishwasher. You can always get your scissors professionally sharpened.
Good lord!! If you wash my cast iron skillet in the dishwasher, you had better run!! It takes 3 hours to re-cure it, 3 hours more to set in the oven at a low heat with some lard and about 3 pounds of frying bacon in it to get it nice and ready to even use again. It took me two more weeks until my cornbread would taste right! Never. Ever. EVER. Wash the cast iron skillet in the dishwasher. Ever!
@@antoinettewells6850 Well then put it away if you’re asking us to do the dishes or load the dishwasher. Cause if it’s In the sink then it’s going to go in the dishwasher,
And don't forget how males will grab your best towels to clean something and destroy the good towels. There are good towels and bad towels and then there are wore out towels that are called rags. Why can't they ever use the rags?
@@jamespaugh5686 I dunno, I imagine it like "She's mad at me about *something*.... But what is it?" And on her side it's like "Isn't it obvious?? Are you blind??!"
I relate to the violation of the cutting edge of the sewing scissors! My guess is; sewing scissors vs. utility scissors goes across cultures. I know folks from very different regions who all feel just like The Wife about it, including me.
The moment she goes "what is in my living rooooooooom" is one of the first KNOWN ways as a southern man that you are a dead man walking. She drew out the word "rooooooooom" in a most sarcastic way. Yet we still cannot help ourselves and will only make it worse. lol
Then he played the 'you're frivolous too' card!?! & by questioning (of ALL things!) her coffee budget!?! Northern Gal woulda killed him where he stood!
Let us all have a moment's silence for that man, for his doom is upon him. Talia's acting was brilliant. 😂 I got the same vibes from my mom before hell broke loose.
My daughters both say that they are terrified of seeing me smiling politely. I asked the younger daughter, not mine biologically, if she had ever been given the "look". She hadn't. So I practiced on my child, who froze, scared out of her mind, and turned it on the younger. She started shaking. They hadn't done anything. Think a southern mama would get it?
I married a Michigander. After 10 years in Texas, she gave me her first "Bless your heart" last week. It was totally unforced, and just slid off her tongue as if she'd been expressing that patronizing phrase since childhood. She realized it same as I did, and we just enjoyed 10 seconds of grinning silence. I've never been so proud.
I kind of thought it was a rule that we had to. Mine are in a special drawer with the thread in their own case. I might have put the case in an empty tissue box. I'm pretty sure that hiding them from heathens is specifically written in the instruction book that comes with the scissors.
Grandchildren will make you hide them even better than that. I had to hide so many things from my granddaughter, that the top of the fridge had no more room. There are things that I will never find again, that I hid when she was little.
"then I said it costs what it costs end of discussion, and don't vacuum till I'm done cause I don't want you vacuuming a second time when the game is on." - the story he tells his co-workers tomorrow.
My daughter is a hair dresser. Well educated in her field, and makes darn good money! I was a good dad and got her a pair of scissors for Christmas, $330! But now I find out she keeps them as her backup scissors, her new scissors cost $1100! Good scissors indeed, she even has an insurance policy on them. I can’t imagine her wrath if someone used them to open a box?
I was scared sitting 5000 miles away in India. Absolutely Hilarious. Loving your channel. I feel there is a lot more common between Indian moms and American Southern moms than we give credit for.
The fact that you had Luke and Mat working the husbands brain made this, especially with Matt as the commanding officer, lol. GOD I love y’all videos so much.
@@MichaelDavis-cy4ok so you don't wake up three days later in the hospital after doing something that may seem like a good idea, but she decides isn't?
@@MichaelDavis-cy4ok They were obviously with her sewing kit; she couldn't figure out how he even found them. I learned to buy all of my equipment in pink because my husband won't use pink ANYTHING. He used to make off with everything from my hairdryer to my personal screwdriver set and break them or lose them. Pink was preferable to a divorce.
Except that the southern accent goes deep country when they're mad. It's rare, but when my southern husband loses his temper, I have to strain to understand him. 😄
@@auntpurl5325 That is so true! I had to stop the video and laugh. My accent has faded over the years of not living in the South, but if I get mad, it's suddenly back in all its glory.
regina: Not in my family. There was no "it's fine" when my mom got mad. Just a prolonged period of screaming, sometimes until the police were called. No wonder I have trouble reading subtle social signals.
Hi and kudos for a very cool and funny video. P.S. This exact thing happens worldwide, I am sure. Here in Russia we have a meme that if a girl answers you in a message "I am fine" without a comma, then it is not totally lost, but if she answers WITH a comma like: "I am fine." you better run. XD
pro tip: a real southern man would not pass up a chance to use one of the 6000 knives he owns to open a box
Very true. He would have used a Bowie for it.
“Let me get out my tactical hatchet” - my dad, once a week since 1990
@@PanickinSkywalker Hahaha. Well,a hatchet is a multi purpose tool.
That's one of the many uses for my Ka-bar.
Yea my son uses any excuse to pull his knife out including cutting a plastic tag holding strip while his shirts still on 😂
My mom caught me using her fabric scissors and that's why I married a woman who doesn't sew
Tom Steele : 🤣 That's the only way to be completely safe, if you don't sew yourself.
@@ErykaSoleil I also never buy scissors with orange handles
Shame on you !! 😑
Very wise👍👌
The fabric scissors are sacred!
"She said she's fine." The most dangerous thought a man in a relationship can have.
If she says things are "fine", they are not fine and you really need to figure out what to do immediately.
@@NotSoCrazyNinja I thought I just said that.
FINE:
Freaked Out
Insecure
Neurotic
Emotional
That, and "go ahead". That is also very dangerous. It is not permission, it is a warning.
@@NotSoCrazyNinja Why would you do that immediately?
“I know you ain’t using my good scissors” made me sit up straight, all I could hear was my momma 🤣🤣😭
I'm 62 and can still hear her say this and cringe.
Lol same! I can't tell you how many times I got in trouble for that as a kid
And even Heaven can’t help you if you were stupid enough to use pinking shears….
@@TheCharredTree Better believe it ! My hubby learned his lesson when I said go get my pristine Gingher pinking shears sharpened! Costs a fortune - if you can find someone to do it ! He ended up buying me a brand new pair 😂
@@Christine-hl4rl stop the cap , my girl tried the same thing , until I reminded her that she does not own a sewing machine so shut the fuck up about the scissors she does not need , like you modern woman will make anything for yourselves when you can`t cook , can`t clean , can`t raise kids , and the sex is vanilla with you , why do you think you are single western women , you are fucking useless that is why
He used the fabric scissors on not-fabric. Not a single juror would convict her for what happens next.
When I grew up, I got yelled at for cutting wrapping paper with the "good scissor"(fabric use ONLY).
That's grounds for at least severe bodilyharm. LOL
im still at, huh there is a difference?
Becky Parkins His biggest sin was getting caught. Otherwise she'd never know the difference.
@@donjayh We can absolutely tell when our scissors have been used on stupid cardboard
This is reality. When a woman suddenly acts like everything's okay, apply for citizenship in a foreign country. And realize it's still not far enough away.
Right! Expat life for the rest of your life 😂
And FAST!
I contend that is why the concord was developed.
Yeah
You live in America dumba$$!!
Gonna have to go to the moon or fricken mars to get away from wifeys punishment!!!!
@@Thunder_Dome45 But it was too slow and didn't go FAR enough.
I learned about mom’s Special fabric scissors as a little boy. That’s a line you do not cross ! Whenever you hear a Southern woman say “ Fine” it translates to “ I dare you” in the most threatening tone imaginable.
When I was a kid I was given a multitool and I started taking apart everything I could find with screws.
My mom had to buy a NEW pair of fabric scissors. We couldn't find the spring from the old ones.
The fabric scissors is totally relatable! Using the fabric scissors for anything that isn't fabric is a mortal sin.
Couldn't cost any more than those trips you take take to get coffee every morning, right?
Dead man walking, southern or northern.
I heard that and was like "Yeah, you just so went the wrong direction right now."
Yeah if you are going to use that line, you better have already been accepted into the Witness Relocation and Protection Program!
Or a one way to the doghouse in the middle of winter for a few nights....
So what. Dog house for a week
Oh well
@@georgepetras1370
Hilarious and true .
"You know what? Don't even worry about it."
*Most terrifying words ever.*
As a lady from SOUTHERN California, I need to use this phrase and check it out. Hmmm🤔🍿🍿
What happens?!
@@vr6535 exactly what I wanna know😳🤔😏
Veronique Ramirez you know what? .... dont even worry about it. Is a phrase that is the equivalent of you’ve done messed up. It is like 5 levels higher than I’m fine.
@@KC-zn1mg 5, FIIIVE levels higher?
That's the nucular option.
🤣🤣😀woooooow!
OMG as a southern woman I can 100% confirm this is a factual representation of our anger LOL
yeah, but being that southern women are overweight and unattractive... who cares?
I second that confirmation!!!!
"bless your heart!"
As someone who has that exact pair of scissors, she is 100% justified. Take out the fact that they cut cleanly every single time, are comfortable and cheap. They have a screw so that you can tighten them if they ever get a little too loose or if you take the screw out you can just disassemble them making them dead-easy to clean. I know most older scissors have this feature if you can even call it that but it is something that is getting harder and harder to find and I love them for it.
really different types of scissors, I though it was joke..
@@myanaloglife9450
*There really are..
@@therealavolpethe things one learns…thank you
@@myanaloglife9450There is the opposite of here, just drop the t
They're is an abbreviation for they and are, the ' replaces the a
Their is the genitive, that means it talks about to whom smth belongs
In Germany, we learn that at age 10. When do you folks learn it? (And what is your so-called school for?)
@@hah-vj7hc thank you…I get so much wrong…will improve…
How do you know a Northeast Italian woman is mad at you. She's digging a hole in the backyard that's coincidentally the same size as you.
so that's why my wife wanted me to dig out a 'gold fish pond'. Hm...
Or her dad and brother are
🤣😂 love it
Well, it doesn't have to be exactly the same size as you... After all, human bodies fit easier into the ground when in parts...
Described my italian born mother perfectly
The dude's brain is 100% accurate. It's a miracle any of us are still married.
I'm a guy (not from the south), this skit seems like it could apply simply for anywhere in the US, but I get that it's part of an episode for the show.
I think it just shows how absurd men and women can be toward each other in a comical way. Guys are sometimes careless while the ladies care too much.
And not dead! 😂😂
“They are FABRIC scissors !” Y’all, I had flashbacks to getting in trouble with my mom for using the fabric scissors for a school project.
HE DID NOT JUST USE FABRIC SCISSORS ON A CARDBOARD BOX!! LET ME AT HIM!
Oh god I did not think this was going to get this much attention!😂
That sound you hear is my momma staring at him from 3000 miles away
Lol, best comment ever.
Scissors are scissors. Was a EMS First responder. Scissors in my bag were taken and used for mom's yarn. Did not matter what they were really for. I just went out and bought another pair.
Felt her pain there.
That monster !
An angry southern woman doesn't say "yes" she says "uh huuuh".
Most southern women I knew growing up (and some I know now) would have taken the southern accent to 11 and gone to screaming at defcon level 1,000 while getting up in his face and he would have maybe come within an inch of being punched in the face
More silence.
@Kagan Roy it's a universal approach.
@Kagan Roy I grew up in the north but lived down south for a few years. There is definitely something terrifying how a southern woman acts so sweet when you know she should be mad. It was worse if you were only friends because they had less reason not to kill you.
@@catluva74 your right I'm from da south an trust me love we are scarier then ya Gran mammy when she catch you stealing her hot cakes 😂 I'm from Atlanta an the men down here think most the woman down here are psychopaths plus growing up us woman learned no matter how mad u are don't let him know cause tht way when the cops come you ain't no suspect cause as far as they know u where fine and put it all behind u 💯💯💯
I am from Australia and I think this is so funny. Especially the end when the guys inside his brain watch the interaction. That is a typical blokes way of reacting. I love it.
Its nice to know we are ALL the same, all across the world! LOL
haha yeah the stacking of the cups, and the guy eating potato chips with a birthday hat on, lol.
is it an Australian thing to explain the joke?
Got a southern mom. Burst into laughter when The Look was mentioned cause my dad & I will joke about her ‘Really?’ look often. I showed her the video, & when they mentioned The Look, she gave me one! Laughed so hard I cried.
I've been married to a delightful girl from Alabama for 50 years. I was briefed on the sanctity of the cloth scissors in the first week. It's one of those rules you just. Don't. Break.
Ah. A man who can listen. Miracles do happen
The FBI couldn’t find my fabric scissors
All my scissors are left-handed. Being the only lefty in the house, you'd think that'd keep them safe. But no, my husband will use whatever blade is nearest when opening a package. I hide the fabric scissors.
Yep, definitely don't break!
Amen!
When she ask, "what did you say" she is not asking you to repeat yourself . What she means is "are you ready to meet Jesus" .
I still haven't learned that one!
I think what she really means is "are you ready to see 666"
@@andrewhadd6616 Bless your heart, she must really love you
... or Satan. Which ever one wants to put you out of your misery.
This.
“We’re fine~”
Dude better get his will in order
I don't have kids but helped raise my now 22yr old nephew and all I have to do is give him "the look" and he straightens up and says "yes ma'am I'm sorry" 😂
You know that look never does anything to me. It’s always “we cool dude” and wait for the wife to answer and go play ps5
14 knives, 3 box cutters, a weed eater, and you use my GOOD SCISSORS? ON CARDBOARD???
Dodi Tov what do you have 14 knives for? 😂
@@taniamanik2012 LOL! You don't have steak knives? and carving knives? and butter knives? My mom was a master at using a butter knife and a tablespoon to garden with. Moved mountains with that table-wear.....
Yeah, like you're going to use them. The fabric scissors, I mean.
@@mikehodges3609 LOL! um....where do you think your good pants went? I has a rag bag you know.
@@DodiTov I thought they were in the bottom of the basket of dirty clothes you have let sit for going on two weeks.
*I always thought this would be a funny tombstone: "I used my wife's good scissors to strip some wire".*
Make it happen
Sam........ Maybe you should just order that tombstone today!
Sounds like a lyrics to a country song.
😂😂😂
I'm putting that on my Pyramid
Probably my ALL TIME favorite episode.... I dated a southern girl and when I got that look I KNEW I was in trouble..... good times....
"Dated" past tense so another cunt, we aren't ALL that way. Let's see a MAN have the same reaction when she orders something. Gimmie a GD break.
This was hysterical. If your Mom quilted or sewed, you know the difference between the good ones and the bad ones!
This is the most accurate representation of the male brain in existence
That and the HubbyVision glasses vid.
You're not a man, are you....😂
Not mine. I KNOW better! Do NOT mess with her stuff. NEVVVVVVER!
@@medic8377 No. I'm female. My fiance can be like that about hubby vision at times.
I lolled at that part of the vid! (I think the background music is accurate too...!)
He used the fabric scissors??? I don't remember the last time I used the fabric scissors to cut something other than fabric...don't remember much of the rest of that week either.
I dont remember what fabric scissors are
Hahahahahahahah, snort! So true! Never, ever even think of using Momma's good sewing sissors.
Gene Price, did you wake up in the hospital?
Hahahaha, I have 7 brothers. They all ( bless their hearts ) had to learn the hard way . Lol
@@samiam619 Nope, right on the floor where she left me LOL
My wife is Puerto Rican and I learned 30 years ago that the scissors are all designated for specific jobs and God help you if you use her good fabric scissors for opening a box!
Her: "It's fine."
Morgan Freeman narration:"...but it was not 'fine'."
Fine is the nice way of not saying the other f word.
Or Dave Chappelle in his white guy voice,... "but it was not fine... hahahahaha"
Or the voice of David Attenborough telling us, "Here we see the male of the species, complete oblivious to the danger he has just wandered into."
What are you? You made me hear Morgan's voice.
LOL! Heard his voice too!
Guys, it's really simple.
When she says she's fine, she is NOT fine. She is just lowering your guard for the kill.
You need a sequel to this because it's SO not over yet.
Sleeping on couch...and washing own dishes laundry in....3....2....1
If he’s a man it’s over. This is so demeaning to men and boys.
@@sidneygrosshar269
Correct...men leave things go...they learned as boys to do that. Even after fistfights and coming out winner or loser...it's all done...
Males today have been emasculated and confused. It's time we let them be male again and call out the brainwashing.
BTW, not casting aspersion on this channel, they do a great job entertaining....
She's going to have a headache for several weeks
She's going out into the back yard with a baggie, picks up a fresh pile of poop with said baggie & takes it right to his good shoes. For starters...
I thought the red button was gonna be: "Well, bless your heart."
Nah, bless your heart is condescending, this is an angry Southern woman. The only bless your heart you're getting here is the one she says as she slowly chops you alive to use to fertilize her rutabaga.
@@Mr-Trox 😄 You automatically get a like for referencing a rutabaga. Cant get more southern than that.
Bless your heart has humor in it. Fine is the kiss of death.
@@holtsdh: Magnolia?
Or maybe "How nice"
I'm not a southern woman but this is DEAD on, ESPECIALLY the scissors part!😅🤣😂
exactly now she is searching for more shells for her shotgun 😂
My grandpa could always tell when grandma was pissed off. She would only make HER side of the bed.
😆😃😅😉
That is a good hint.
Awesome!!!🤣
onewithbooks
😂😂😂😂
Metalman200xdamnit lol she thought so too.
The stare, she says your full name, changes her accent attitude, a lot of ways to tell before you start running away
Avery The Cuban-American, when that one eyebrow goes up, RUN!
Once you here the middle name woo boy you be lucky to even sleep on the coach or the graveyard XD.
that slight growl when she said "my" was a dead giveaway
Full name is a dead give away !!!
@@Pamela-bf2iqLMAO ! 😃
I’m fully aware that my boyfriend takes everything literally so I’m always honest with him. I have never yelled at him, but if he does something to upset me, we sit down and talk about it. We admit when we make mistakes. It has worked out very well for us!
Nice!
But that isn't something you can talk about over a campfire and get chills.
Number one: you're not married. #2 you've been together how long. . .2 weeks?
So you can actually communicate well
@@AKHWJ3ST Close! 3 years🖕
As soon as a woman, especially in this case a Southern woman, says "we're fine" in that tone, things are not fine....not even a little bit.
Bless your heart ❤️
Well, Officer he just RAN into my good scissors. He ran into my good scissors 10 times!
...bless his little heart!
He had it comin’!
He had it coming all along
if you'da been there
I betcha you would have done the same!
Never and I say NEVER leave the eyes of a southern women when she is talking to you, especially to look at a phone. That just makes her madder.
Makes it harder to see the frying pan coming your way.
@@CoolBreeze640 You hear it cutting through the air like a ..................
@@thunderchaser2042 I see what you did there.;)
@@thunderchaser2042 Right in there with the fabric scissors.
I ‘leave the eyes’ of a southern women whenever I please. I’m the man. I don’t ask permission or forgiveness.
"Red solo cup, I'tt drink you, let's have a party".
I love these details you put in this video.
When you got to the scissors part I about died, cause I remember about 20 years ago going through the exact same thing, and boy was I in trouble! Never use her fabric scissors guys! Ever! For anything whatsoever, even if you think it's something safe to cut... cause you're wrong! 🤣🤣🤣
In the black southern household we say "Don't even worry about it" instead of "fine " So if you EVER hear a black woman use this phrase....run for cover. 😂
Thanks. I'm in California but I love me my chocolate bunnies. And, I need to know this.
I need more, any, and all tips you have 😁
That phrase just sent chills down my spine! I can hear my mama saying it now!
I heard a friend of mine's momma use that phrase on him when we were kids...... I don't remember seeing him again.......
Allen Pinnix HaHahaHa Ha!!!!
@@xmo552 "Chocolate bunnies"? There's not enough help on this planet....
If a woman says it's fine while giving you the stone cold death stare and forced smile then don't walk away swiftly, RUN!
RUN, husband, run!!
Run, Forest, Run!
ok what will happen?
@@mickeyjames1663 At the very least he's gonna be getting the cold shoulder and icily polite responses/cold sarcasm for the next several weeks lol. If she's feeling really petty she'll buy something stupid expensive, herself, and tell him "it can't be any more expensive than (that thing he really likes and buys regularly), right honey?" when he sees it delivered. He definitely won't be touching her for the foreseeable future and his life will probably get very inconvenient.
I can't. My wife is perfect and she'll probably find me.
@Meph Lest uh, my wife has a right to half the stuff we accumulated together, regardless of who pulled down the paycheck. We both work, but we support each other and invest in each other's success.
SO funny 😂😂😂. Love the behind the scenes in the brain of each spouse 😅
Nailed it. She's livid and he's clueless. You guys must be married!
I live in Germany, it seems to be valid everywhere.
I proudly maintain that southern belles do, and have existed in every culture, everywhere.
I mean can you tell me there weren't any Biblical Southern Belles?
I've spent 35 yrs of my marriage trying to sluff off the stare...........it has not worked as of yet still sends chills down my spine!
Then you probably know the phrase "Passt schon...".
The last two words before nuclear meltdown.
Do you live in Southern Germany?
@@savannahuff2478 Bavaria... or, perhaps Schwabia!
I love how there is a guy eating chips with a party hat on and a guy stacking Solo cups (with fiesta music in the background) in the man's brain. That is just so accurate!
Should've also been a screen showing Southeastern Conference football!
"eh...she said she's fine"
Helene L have another guy cleaning a gun and the other watching racing and you are good
Yep! Gotta be wearing a "gimme" baseball-type cap too. Extra points for boiled peanuts and a Ford F-150.
Not _too_ accurate.
My head pipes in _polka_ music. =D
OMG, I almost died when she pointed out the scissors. I do that all the time, my wife gets so pissed.
I feel your pain girl!! I'm the ONLY WOMAN in my home and I have to guard the fabiric AND the hair shears!!
Poor, clueless boy. He's going to pay in ways he forgot can happen. I'll be over here with popcorn and Bless Your Heart button.
Bahahaha!
"Bump the Southern accent up to 100%."
... So THAT'S how it happens. 😂😂😂
🤣🤣
I have a friend that has a pad lock through finger holes of her fabric scissors. It doesn’t matter what you say or where you hide them, they forget and they find them. The one thing worse than using the fabric scissors is washing the cast iron pan, ….in the dishwasher. You can always get your scissors professionally sharpened.
Good lord!! If you wash my cast iron skillet in the dishwasher, you had better run!! It takes 3 hours to re-cure it, 3 hours more to set in the oven at a low heat with some lard and about 3 pounds of frying bacon in it to get it nice and ready to even use again. It took me two more weeks until my cornbread would taste right! Never. Ever. EVER. Wash the cast iron skillet in the dishwasher. Ever!
@@antoinettewells6850
Well then put it away if you’re asking us to do the dishes or load the dishwasher.
Cause if it’s In the sink then it’s going to go in the dishwasher,
@@antoinettewells6850Or cast iron cookware/bakeware in general.
And don't forget how males will grab your best towels to clean something and destroy the good towels. There are good towels and bad towels and then there are wore out towels that are called rags. Why can't they ever use the rags?
The "are those my good scissors" thing got me I have been there
This need a sequel: Man trying to figure out what is wrong.
There is no future for him.
Why do ypu think I died so young?
That's never gonna happen.
@@jamespaugh5686 I dunno, I imagine it like "She's mad at me about *something*.... But what is it?" And on her side it's like "Isn't it obvious?? Are you blind??!"
There's something wrong?
Not gonna lie...when she got angry I found her even more attractive. Then I realized how my marriage has survived all these years.
🤣😂👍🙏❤
@Roger Balcer 😂😂😂
This is why we have a 2nd amendment. Lol.
@Roger Balcer "Look honey, I told you I'm gonna fix that, no need to remind me every 6 months. It is on the list". And then shrug and forget it.
I relate to the violation of the cutting edge of the sewing scissors!
My guess is; sewing scissors vs. utility scissors goes across cultures. I know folks from very different regions who all feel just like The Wife about it, including me.
This video just made my day!! Not only do men grab your fabric scissors and destroy them, but your good towels too!
After they pressed 🛑and she said, "Yeah, we're fine", turned slowly and walked away a chill went down my spine. It's a wrap for that guy! 😳
As soon as she says, "Fine"
it's dead man walking
That feeling tells you that you have just signed your death sentence.
So this is what "Inside Out" would be like if the main character was a married woman in the South, cool :)
@@RobustNut Good one :)
@@RobustNut: Golf clap for you, sir. Augusta style.
It's easy to tell if they're mad at you, doesn't matter where they come from. They're always mad at you.
Exactly! Even if it wasnt the man's fault, they just happen to be convenient!
@@inconnu4961 True enough.
I’m a Yankee and I can’t wait to binge watch this channel.
Go GRITS!
@Steven Levitz That is cuter than a speckled hound dog pup! I hope you enjoy.
As a man I can confirm that's how inside of our heads look like. It's one never ending party!
We were missing the guy who was staring blankly at the screen, "Uhhhh."
NUK. NUK. NUK
They should have panned to the area just below the guy's waist as that is where all male decisions are made.
except there should have been porn and football playing on the other screens on a loop
@@mc911 see, we always use our head. Just not always the right one
Awww he thinks he's not going to get in trouble using my good fabric scissors... Bless His Heart!!!
Bless His Heart... He's dead!! 😸
Bless his heart...............as it lies beating beside his body on the FLOOR!
Take them out to the shop. Grind the edge completely off of them. It’s HIS house.
Can confirm, this is real. And you don't want know what's coming next.
Dang I felt his combination of fear, shame, guilt and hope all at once. Been there many time my friend ....been there.
0:40 “It was free?”
I loved the ‘I’m gonna kill him smile’!!
That was my favorite line . Translated, “It BETTER have been free. And those scissors BETTER not be what I think they are.”
As a Yankee married to a Georgia peach I can say thats all 100% true.
A Georgian woman married a Yankee? I mean.... Blanche just went to the prom with one
@@perryrush6563 Southern guy here who knows the secret -- Yankee women rule: smart, sexy, fit, super-affectionate and appreciate their men.
@@perryrush6563 I must be special. 🤗
@@rogue7161 idk where all that came from. Personally I like all types. I just happened to fall for that accent.
I really enjoy how distinctly American those words sound and how I have no idea what they mean 😂
The scissors battle is real!🤣
The moment she goes "what is in my living rooooooooom" is one of the first KNOWN ways as a southern man that you are a dead man walking. She drew out the word "rooooooooom" in a most sarcastic way.
Yet we still cannot help ourselves and will only make it worse. lol
The moment she said “my living room”, you know he was dead
MORT!
RUN DUMBA$$!!
RUN FAR AWAY!!
Your mama can't save you!!
The moment she said ‘my living room’ is when he should have said MY LIVING ROOM.
@@sidneygrosshar269 ?
Then he played the 'you're frivolous too' card!?! & by questioning (of ALL things!) her coffee budget!?! Northern Gal woulda killed him where he stood!
Let us all have a moment's silence for that man, for his doom is upon him.
Talia's acting was brilliant. 😂 I got the same vibes from my mom before hell broke loose.
My daughters both say that they are terrified of seeing me smiling politely. I asked the younger daughter, not mine biologically, if she had ever been given the "look". She hadn't. So I practiced on my child, who froze, scared out of her mind, and turned it on the younger. She started shaking. They hadn't done anything. Think a southern mama would get it?
Literally had that exact scissor conversation with my wife
Watched it like ten time already. If I could only hit the like button again. This is so wholesome!
I love these videos! Every time I watch one, my Southern accent becomes a bit more pronounced.
Bless your heart!
Oh, thank the Lawd it doesn’t just happen ta me!
I thought that I was the only one
@@rital45 OHHH no! The TRUE colors come out.
@@victoriajenkins1424 You're THERE already!
Nothing good comes from having Matt and Luke in your head.
Not this time 4 SURE!
What you mean nothing good... It was Lays chips lol.
@@gigipizzuto4068 Close enough!
😂 And texmex party music lol
Yeah,but they're a lot of fun at parties.
"Why are you using the good scissors?" Haha, as if I saw my mom.
I married a Michigander. After 10 years in Texas, she gave me her first "Bless your heart" last week. It was totally unforced, and just slid off her tongue as if she'd been expressing that patronizing phrase since childhood. She realized it same as I did, and we just enjoyed 10 seconds of grinning silence. I've never been so proud.
“Fine” = Judgement Day is Nigh
That's when the fabic scissors become useful.
... and maybe past.
My kids have moved out and I still put my fabric scissors in the special hidey drawer
My grandma always had hers in the sewing machine drawer and she made sure we all knew they were not fair game...lol
And husband still finds them, even though he always has a knife on him
I kind of thought it was a rule that we had to. Mine are in a special drawer with the thread in their own case. I might have put the case in an empty tissue box. I'm pretty sure that hiding them from heathens is specifically written in the instruction book that comes with the scissors.
Just like a well seasoned cast iron skillet, the fabric scissors hold a mystical power not to be taken for granted
Grandchildren will make you hide them even better than that. I had to hide so many things from my granddaughter, that the top of the fridge had no more room. There are things that I will
never find again, that I hid when she was little.
"then I said it costs what it costs end of discussion, and don't vacuum till I'm done cause I don't want you vacuuming a second time when the game is on."
- the story he tells his co-workers tomorrow.
🤣
She SAID, "She was fine."
If she says she's fine she definitely IS NOT fine!
Never ever.
Then don't tell me you're fine 🤪🤪
From a Southern woman, I can attest this is TRUE
When she says that,you have fucked up.
The first word I ever learned to read was Fiskar so I wouldn't use my mom's "good scissors".
😂😂😂
My mom bought me my own scissors when I was quite young. Now I know why .
@@joannamcpeak7531
Smart Mama.
My daughter is a hair dresser. Well educated in her field, and makes darn good money! I was a good dad and got her a pair of scissors for Christmas, $330! But now I find out she keeps them as her backup scissors, her new scissors cost $1100! Good scissors indeed, she even has an insurance policy on them. I can’t imagine her wrath if someone used them to open a box?
I was scared sitting 5000 miles away in India. Absolutely Hilarious. Loving your channel. I feel there is a lot more common between Indian moms and American Southern moms than we give credit for.
Southern women are comfortable in the woods, and good with a shovel. Something to think about…
As long as she doesn't say "Oh HELL no!", then you haven't reached the edge yet. But if she says that phrase, drop everything and run!
😂🤣😅
All southern men teach their son
when she say, "aw, hell no!"
you've run out of time to run.
It's to late to run at that point.
Bullshit I have a gun and she is not that fast.
@@geraldfrost4710 "Aw hell nawl" the deeper the drawl the farther he should run.
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I can't stop laughing at how the guy's brain functioned. This was pretty good.
There's an animated video about "brain divided" which goes into the problem at depth.
"Nothing's wrong. She said she's fine."
"ok" *shrugs*
None of this every happened in my life. But then again, I have never been that clueless either.
The moment she said "my living room" I would have completely dismissed her all together.
"Why don't you answer your phone, Sweetie?" Terrifying.
I burst out laughing when he did because it was such an obvious trap, dude's an idiot
@@BigUriel How is it a trap?
It's funny
I peed my pants at that comment and look.... there won't be a second part to this video... She buried him in the backyard
Because he's not dumb enough to take his eyes off an angry woman.
The fact that you had Luke and Mat working the husbands brain made this, especially with Matt as the commanding officer, lol. GOD I love y’all videos so much.
It reminded me of the children's movie, "Inside Out." :-D
The red solo cups 😂
They nailed it. _"Nah, she said she's fine."_
This is FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!!!! So true.
"We're fine", right up there with " Bless your little heart"
The two scariest things a southern women can say.
I learned the hard way about good scissors. Still paying for that error 30 years later
Meh. If they're that precious, lock 'em up. That's why my torque wrench is in my tool shed.
@@MichaelDavis-cy4ok so you don't wake up three days later in the hospital after doing something that may seem like a good idea, but she decides isn't?
@@MichaelDavis-cy4ok They were obviously with her sewing kit; she couldn't figure out how he even found them. I learned to buy all of my equipment in pink because my husband won't use pink ANYTHING. He used to make off with everything from my hairdryer to my personal screwdriver set and break them or lose them. Pink was preferable to a divorce.
Then you are a wuss
*“How to Tell if a Southern Woman is Mad at You.”* ..& a woman from the north, east, west, northeast, southwest... I think it’s fairly universal. 🤣
Yeah, but its cuter to see a southern woman do the angry routine.
Except that the southern accent goes deep country when they're mad. It's rare, but when my southern husband loses his temper, I have to strain to understand him. 😄
@@auntpurl5325 That is so true! I had to stop the video and laugh. My accent has faded over the years of not living in the South, but if I get mad, it's suddenly back in all its glory.
regina: Not in my family. There was no "it's fine" when my mom got mad. Just a prolonged period of screaming, sometimes until the police were called.
No wonder I have trouble reading subtle social signals.
These videos are so (dang) funny! 😂😂😂
Hi and kudos for a very cool and funny video.
P.S. This exact thing happens worldwide, I am sure. Here in Russia we have a meme that if a girl answers you in a message "I am fine" without a comma, then it is not totally lost, but if she answers WITH a comma like: "I am fine." you better run. XD