I’ll Take Care Of You | Gabriel Iglesias

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  • čas přidán 7. 05. 2024
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Komentáře • 85

  • @TyGamer0426
    @TyGamer0426 Před 11 dny +123

    The "Where would you like to eat" part got me screaming at my TV "oh no"

  • @madisonperez1938
    @madisonperez1938 Před 9 dny +29

    The “Listen.” Followed by a deep sigh is hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @Shay_Mendez
    @Shay_Mendez Před 11 dny +108

    Gabe's not wrong. It would be efficient.
    No matter how observant we are, we're not telepathic. We need VERIFICATION for what our lady wants and how she feels.
    WE'RE NOT MIND READERS MAN!
    Paint shit in black and white for us cause sometimes (more often than not) we need that shit to be more clear than glass XD

    • @ibtesamqaiser3691
      @ibtesamqaiser3691 Před 10 dny +3

      Sometimes even we, women, don’t know how to describe that feeling 😂😂😂 I would just say I just feel blah wtf 😅

    • @k1productions87
      @k1productions87 Před 9 dny +3

      "do you know how much time and energy I spend on letting you know how I feel?"
      Do you know how much time and energy you would save if you just SAY how you're feeling?

  • @Stone_Horn
    @Stone_Horn Před 11 dny +29

    Thank you Mr. Lexus for this amazing skit lol

  • @omartistry
    @omartistry Před 11 dny +18

    As a bisexual i understand this situation. Not romanticizing gay relationships nor shaming straight ones, but it’s usually easy when I’m dealing with guys.

  • @carlosdemexicoaroundtheworld

    "How do you feel?" Bro, we've all been there

  • @FOXTheCutestDogintheWest
    @FOXTheCutestDogintheWest Před 11 dny +45

    Going to try to make it to your October Tucson Show!!👍🏻🥰😁🦊

  • @sandrasausville9103
    @sandrasausville9103 Před 11 dny +25

    Fluffy got options 😂😂
    And I'm one of the few who really doesn't care where I eat.

    • @CheshireCat-cm1si
      @CheshireCat-cm1si Před 11 dny +5

      My dad found an answer to this question a long time ago. Whenever he had a chance to eat a meal out with just one of us (he had three daughters), he'd take us to a place he'd eaten with someone from his work before and basically say "Let's try this place." 9/10 we ended up loving the place and recommending it whenever we got to eat out with him. Worked like a charm and he almost always knew the answer to "Where do you want to eat?" For me, it was always either a sports bar he introduced me to (which I still love) or pizza.

  • @christopherjamesboudoir
    @christopherjamesboudoir Před 11 dny +10

    One of my Ex's always wanted to go out to eat, but never knew where. I would list off every place in a ten mile radius and for every one, "I don't like that place" or "I don't like anything they have there." Even tho we had been countless times. Then she would get pissed that I would pick a place and "make" her go. The woman I was with after her didn't always know where she wanted to go. But most times that I picked a place she was happy with it, mainly because she was happy to be with me. I miss that.

  • @Saph-Fire
    @Saph-Fire Před 11 dny +9

    03:35 - 05:47 Bro had a *LOT* to unpack, lol. (But, he ain't wrong, of course! Struth!) 😆🤣

  • @tammyhayes77
    @tammyhayes77 Před 11 dny +9

    Love this guy. Thanks Gabriel

  • @moniqueshull8973
    @moniqueshull8973 Před 11 dny +41

    Damn now I feel called out 😂

  • @Hayastantzi92
    @Hayastantzi92 Před 11 dny +21

    Is Mr. Lexus still around?

  • @golamkibriaofficial320

    His video is really amazing to watch. Being an intermediate learner, I can almost understand English, but face some problems to understand jokes, so decided to watch all videos of him.

  • @CurtisHowell-oz7zi
    @CurtisHowell-oz7zi Před 8 dny +2

    Yeah, whatever fluffy's awesome up.😊

  • @drogers5511
    @drogers5511 Před 11 dny +19

    Funny stuff. It's nice to be appreciated so much that someone would put themselves out there like that.

  • @OcRefrigeration
    @OcRefrigeration Před 11 dny +1

    Thanks for the Laugh Fluffy !!! Perfect timing. Worked till 4 am this morning from yesterday at 4am. Lost 2 lbs body weight & 1 % body fat. Wow , What a day yesterday was.

  • @geekyguirl
    @geekyguirl Před 11 dny +6

    He's not wrong. We do make it difficult and I, as a woman, have no clue why.

    • @chebaca8
      @chebaca8 Před 8 dny

      All you can do is improve the efficiency

  • @donnatheroux841
    @donnatheroux841 Před 11 dny +3

    Hilarious enjoyed this one made my day 😂😂🤣🤣👍❤️ Fluffy and definitely Huge Fan 👍

  • @Dimon6859
    @Dimon6859 Před 11 dny +2

    I died laughing at heads or tails part😂

  • @MandokiFerencErik
    @MandokiFerencErik Před 11 dny

    😂 You cheer up my days! Thank you! 🙏

  • @jaderiver2905
    @jaderiver2905 Před 10 dny

    I've never laughed soo much , at watching any of his you tubes xD !!!

  • @Supersoccerchic
    @Supersoccerchic Před 11 dny +9

    "Where would you like to eat?" for me as a woman is "Where would YOU like to eat?" directed to the guy. Why do I have to make all the decisions?

    • @shroom736
      @shroom736 Před 11 dny +3

      cause most guys just wanna eat and don't care about the place

    • @aztumtheknightofwumbo7060
      @aztumtheknightofwumbo7060 Před 11 dny +5

      It's seen as a tad disrespectful in society, if the man had to choose all the time, and not offered his woman the opportunity to make a choice herself, as an equal in the relationship. That's my take. Though the post above me is also accurate.

  • @redlady120
    @redlady120 Před 9 dny +1

    I was so looking forthis vid!!

  • @robinemery
    @robinemery Před 11 dny +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 I remember this story and it is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Solidier1
    @Solidier1 Před 11 dny +2

    No joke. I had thought about this bit all day yesterday and now seeing this just posted is very creepy. lol

  • @Tasuke
    @Tasuke Před 11 dny

    This bit got me so hard when I watched it for the first time with my friends. I saw it coming LOL it was hilarious

  • @user-zp5il6qz4b
    @user-zp5il6qz4b Před 11 dny

    This guy cracks me up 🎉😂❤

  • @indominusss5275
    @indominusss5275 Před 11 dny +2

    i hope your home life is okay fluffs, this almost sounds like a cry for help 😂

  • @parakeet8157
    @parakeet8157 Před 8 dny

    Gabriel was "propositioned." I can relate. Happened to me😮

  • @angemaidment5640
    @angemaidment5640 Před 11 dny

    I find that breath he took more uncomfortable than any of the actual conversation 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DarkVideogamer
    @DarkVideogamer Před 10 dny +1

    to be fair on the topic of food, sometimes you can be really really hungry but the body just goes "the very thought of eating right now is nauseating." So that can make it tricky to make choices on where to eat.

  • @ErinBurkey-hb2hj
    @ErinBurkey-hb2hj Před 11 dny

    Lol 😅😂 Love him

  • @user-lf7lj4cn1r
    @user-lf7lj4cn1r Před 8 dny

    Awesome 😊

  • @thadoemahar_gaming8082
    @thadoemahar_gaming8082 Před 9 dny +1

    Lexus and also an allowance? Damnnnnnnn

  • @wandalopez814
    @wandalopez814 Před 7 dny

    ❤❤❤❤

  • @user-oq5gk2fc8z
    @user-oq5gk2fc8z Před 11 dny

    Haha lol ur great fluffy ❤

  • @arleenfackina8
    @arleenfackina8 Před 11 dny +2

    I would have had him arrested for stalking! Who knows what this individual could have done. Who gives a damn what he does for a living.

  • @camilopiro
    @camilopiro Před 11 dny

    C'mon Gabe! Gay is an acquired taste 😂

  • @krisztiharmat
    @krisztiharmat Před 11 dny +3

    🤟

  • @Rekuzan
    @Rekuzan Před 11 dny +1

    46 years old, and people ACTUALLY wonder why I'm still a virgin....

  • @user-zp5il6qz4b
    @user-zp5il6qz4b Před 11 dny

    Brandi says 👋

  • @joermnyc
    @joermnyc Před 11 dny +1

    Every night with my wife it’s always, “what would you like for dinner?” ‘I don’t know, what would you like?” Then I have to run down the list of what we have, or where we can order from… we’ve been a couple for 12 1/2 years! You’d think we’ve have figured this out by now, but nope!

  • @sharonkaczorowski8690
    @sharonkaczorowski8690 Před 11 dny +1

    I had trouble finding the confrontation in his room funny…stalkers can be very dangerous. He certainly handled it well. The discussion of the relationship between male friends was a good one though…it’s not talked about enough. Though I had a discussion about ordering food today with hubby during which the roles were entirely reversed…I was ready to throttle him!

  • @hildarubio2612
    @hildarubio2612 Před 9 dny

    Oh wow 😳😂😂😂

  • @JMPT
    @JMPT Před 11 dny

    Fluffy Nice

  • @carlossauceda3132
    @carlossauceda3132 Před 11 dny

    Asuuuuuu he wants tooo

  • @adrianrock1287
    @adrianrock1287 Před 11 dny

    Listen... lol

  • @stopmotion913
    @stopmotion913 Před 11 dny

    When was this?

  • @SharpDesign
    @SharpDesign Před 10 dny

    I still wonder if rhat security who got bribed got fired.

  • @bluecat1234
    @bluecat1234 Před 11 dny +6

    Fluffy woke up and chose violence against the women of America

  • @YouTubetail
    @YouTubetail Před 11 dny

    😂 bro

  • @dianacasey6002
    @dianacasey6002 Před 7 dny

    Ah now I know where I have gone wrong as female I actually am direct I say straight out yes or no, you ask me how I feel I will tell you if I think you’re interested. Is that why I get funny looks.

  • @hompanit8942
    @hompanit8942 Před 11 dny

    🤣

  • @zimals
    @zimals Před 11 dny

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tomerza
    @tomerza Před 4 dny

    I remember that I was on my way to break up with me lesbian girl friend, and my ride (a truck driver) offered me around 100 bucks to be together. Why women never offered that to me??

  • @richewilson6394
    @richewilson6394 Před 11 dny

    Come to Montana us women we are not picky at all. You will get a straight answer because it's life or death. Also yeah I totally agree Burger King cooking oil is disgusting It makes me just throw up just by smelling it.

  • @SacredLuzt777
    @SacredLuzt777 Před 11 dny +1

    Fluffy coming out of the closet?😂😂😂😂 this explains why his wife left him.

    • @jcmarx6289
      @jcmarx6289 Před 9 dny +1

      I know you meant that as a joke but that was still kind of a fucked up thing to say

    • @SacredLuzt777
      @SacredLuzt777 Před 9 dny

      @@jcmarx6289 oh relax dude. I actually like him more than most other comedians. It wasn't a put down. It was in reference of what he said that he would make an excellent gay partner.

  • @nikolaossamaras5337
    @nikolaossamaras5337 Před 10 dny

    Oh! Come on! Show us new videos fluffy please man!!!!!!!!!!

  • @patriciamariemitchel
    @patriciamariemitchel Před 10 dny

    Efficient abomination is still abomination nonetheless. 😳

  • @anette8656
    @anette8656 Před 7 dny

    Then you've been with the wrong woman. I know when I'm hungry and I know what I want to eat.

  • @Theunknowndevil1200
    @Theunknowndevil1200 Před 11 dny

    what

  • @sabinalegall6550
    @sabinalegall6550 Před 10 dny

    These are all repost! Still funny, though!

  • @SaintKillshotMusic
    @SaintKillshotMusic Před 11 dny +1

    First like 😅

  • @SolomonAlba
    @SolomonAlba Před 11 dny +3

    Nasty

  • @gloves1472
    @gloves1472 Před 11 dny

    I'm rencas