Everything Wrong With Blade II In 12 Minutes Or Less
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- Blade II, it's the more forgettable one after Blade but BEFORE the funny one with Ryan Reynolds. Regardless of its place in the franchise, it's got sins, so we did our thing.
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Blade was marvel first blockbuster hit in theaters Blade is underrated
Fact's
deonta thomas Blade wasn't a Marvel movie. Marvel sold the film rights to Blade to a separate studio. In fact, they changed up Blade in this movie a great deal from his comic book counterpart, but the changes were so bad-ass Marvel changed the comic book version to match the version in these movies.
+Robb T. You're being unnecessarily technical. It was the first Marvel based comic book film that was successful and we wouldn't have had the MCU without it.
They really didn't change Blade that much in the movie from the comic when you compare it to the cartoon version of him. I mean they made Blade white and he was pretty bad at getting the vampire in Spiderman.
He´s talking about the animated 90s show. And yes, Blade was very white in it.
"barely, I'm a lawyer." how did you in good morality sin this quote? that was the best
Should have been a sin off.
@@julianaFinn exactly
Another sin: Donnie Yen's character does not go down like a badass, instead gets killed offscreen, later you just see him being fed on.
Shit made me mad at like REALLY
Donnie Yen deserved better because Donnie Yen.
Nothing wrong with blade 2.. Blade 3 is another matter entirely..
I totally agree; the first two Blade movies were great!
Agreed. Blade 2 is awesome. Luke goss is superb as nomak. Nothing wrong with this one at all. Marvel needs to fuck off with constant spider man reboots and throw some effort into Blade
100% agree
what the fuck there is a blade 3?
@@nome9752 unfortunately 😑
at least they didn't sparkle
yep, there is always that, -20 sins
And they dont have super powers, like a mutant from X Men
Kappa
Дина Данилова go somewhere with this bs
there's nothing wrong with this movie
NitpickCritic, I think that was more like Fireworks. I can see Katy Perry singing while Blake kill him. Geez, Im so fucking sick
The more forgettable one? Dude Blade 2 is the best of the trilogy... also you forgot the obvious "That's racist" when Reinhardt asked Blade if he could blush, Cinemasins I am disappoint.
Liam Powell facts blade 2 was amazing
Liam Powell I was surprised one of them wasnt called reaper or torbjorn
Nightwinger3 Genji
I know right. Nomac was the best villain in the trilogy. And the scene in the bloodpool room is badass.
Liam Powell i was just sayin that same thing bruh, but its usually the same crap that they pull in most black lead films
"Utter waste of a badass like Donnie Yen." No truer words have been said.
Blade vs Nomak was one of the best fights I’ve seen as a child!!! That was awesome when Nomak unbroke his broken arm!!
I'm pretty sure Donnie Yen helped with the choreography for this movie and Guillermo or some other dude actually wanted him to take a part in the movie and so he agreed to take a small part with a few scenes, where he was still badass any ways although I wished he did want a bigger part.
Vestyxe and because of him, the fight scene at the end are the best of the 3 movies. the first one was okay, and the last are completely shit and they said that's their creator of the goddamn vampires kind.
+ChaSe Yú He's a badass.
Blade 2 is my favourite and Nomak is also my favourite of the three main villains.
oh he did
Love Donnie, watched all the Yip man movies.
One of the best vampire movies in years. Not your typical I'm rich, bored and in love with a human vampire movie.
Actually the rip-to-shreds-blood-feast vampire movies are the typical ones the rich-bored-in love ones are atypical.
Even so still not one of the best vampire movies in years.
Definetly better than Twilight...
Tony M;
Nah, Blade was 10 times better.
The Blade films made after the first one are only "bad copies" (Only my opinion).
*Blade 1-* Classic. This one cannot be touched nor can it be matched. A very memorable night club introduction to the vampires, and an incredibly badass introduction to Blade who honestly kicks complete ass from start to finish. Strong female lead (Karen), a charismatic villain (Frost), and all of the other memorable support characters, like Quinn and Mercury. This is the best film of the trilogy. The acting was amazing on all fronts! *10/10!*
*Blade 2-* Not as strong as the first, and a lot less "gritty", but still enjoyable. Blade still kicks ass, and Whistler never disappoints. Unfortunately, no Karen brings it down. She played off of Blade well. Dary- I mean, Scud was a nice addition, but I wasn't crazy about Nyssa. For some reason, there was no chemistry between her and Blade; there's no push and pull like there was with Blade and Karen, but she was still likeable and her death was poignant enough (not enough for tears). The villain was boring though...come on, no one compares to Frost and his memorable sidekicks! *8/10*
*Blade 3-* I'm biased. I love this film. It was the first Blade movie I watched. Blade is still Blade, so of course I love him. It goes back to being kind of scary like the first one, a bit gritty. I love Ryan Reynolds and Jessica Biel, and they play off of each other so well. Ryan's dialogue made me die of laughter (you cock juggling thunder cunt!). Blade plays off them by being in character as usual, and the film is pretty funny as hell to me. Dracula and Danica are honestly so entertaining. A major step up from the boring guy in the second one. Whistler's death was upsetting, but hey...he had to die at some point...plot armor only lasts for so long. And that scene where Dracula kills that blind mother felt like the series went back to it's scarier roots. The ending was kind of saddening, and there wasn't enough closure for me, but at least Blade is still alive. *9/10* (again, biased).
"Don't taze me bro" the ending clip to this video is golden.
the throwing sunglasses so blade catches them is no sin at all that was awesome !!
He honestly should have removed a sin for that!
This guy is and kills vampires...
He is a vampire so he has super quick reflexes
Wesker did it better
@@buttlickerking2208 I love Blade 2, so I heavily want to disagree with you. But Resident Evil is also my favorite gaming franchise. So, I'm just having a mental fight with myself over your simple comment lol.
"My name is Blade..."
Not making the "roll credits" joke at the beginning. (ding.)
I think he did the "roll credits" sin in the first one.
And to be fair, this movie is called "Blade II."
Taking this joke seriously. (Ding.)
Just because this is _Blade II,_ doesn't mean he can't say roll credits. He did in _Mission: Impossible II._
Justin Widle Blade Trinity was complete shit. But DO NOT SHIT TALK 1&2 CINEMASINS.
He would have to meet his evil twin, and his twin would have to share the same name.
Evil blade: I'm blade.
Blade: My name is blade...too.
The last sin isn't really a sin. They explained it. She wanted to die a vampire and not turn into a reaper. So.... Dipping her in the blood pool would have healed her, but then she'd turn into an ubervamp, and Blade would have to kill her anyways.
Nieru-Exactly. Minus one sin.
Nieru that's what I was about to say.
No his mistakes aren't "on purpose." He just doesn't take this serious enough to correct mistakes because the whole thing is in jest.
^ this
New to the channel are we?
Nomak (luke goss) was 100% badass in Blade 2.
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Much better villain that frost was anyway
biggest plot hole of all: when they go into the sewers with the light grenades why didn't they bring the uv proof suits they wore when broke into Blade's hideout?
Because of the blast radius the lights in the beginning were stationary
"...bike's acceleration handlebar..." 😂
Throttle. The word you want is throttle.
That`s one of those wonderful English words where no one fucking letter match the fucking sound. Love it.
bikes accelleration handlebar. I dont think anyone's ever called it that before this video 😂
Damn. You beat me by...3 years
Does anyone else want to see a reboot of this franchise ? I honestly thought it was very entertaining.
No, they would just fuck it up like every other reboot XD
Please no. Let it die.
Tell that to True Git and Dredd
Jailan Simon like...actually do it right, without the prima Donna Wesley Snipes, and make it actually good gritty...yah, it could take a remake
+Stephen Flint There would've been no Blade film without Snipes. One of the problems with rebooting it is that there's no one that could replace him. The closest thing is Michael Jai White and you might as well get Snipes back if you get him.
I loved the guy that played Nomak, very underrated, he later played a prince again in the golden army movie Hell Boy 2, also a villain, which was also created by Guillermo del toro, ironic? And he was amazing there aswell, his action scenes were top level. Found it so cool, he was a powerful prince in both movies, a great villain. Maybe Guillermo saw something in him when he made Blade 2, so he got him to play in the golden army aswell. Anyways, Guillermo deal toro is amazing, he has made a lot of my favorite movies.
Wait nomak is the prince in Hellboy 2? Holy crackers. Ritz
He was also part of a British band in the 80s with his brother, they were called Bros.
the "choke rope" or garotte is silver obviously not garlic infused. C'mon cinemasins.
Yo, change the "MInutes" to "Minutes" before somebody will realise
I didn`t notice until you pointed out.
IronSoulElf That's the point of my comment
thank you for pointing it out
Same
IronSoulElf We got of the point here, didn't we?
Everything Wrong With The Bee Movie but every time there is a sin a duplicate video plays from the beginning.
Infinite money glitch?
There is nothing wrong with the Bee Movie
Juju the Homs All movies have sins
its a movie about a bee who wants to be in a relationship with a woman. there is nothing RIGHT with Bee Movie.
I thought it was meh, but I hate how unfocused the plot it is! First it's a story of someone who wants to be different, then it's a romantic comedy between a bee and a human being, then it's a 'save the hive' story that takes place in court and THEN it changes into a disaster movie for some reason and it ends with what would be the ending to the first plot line as if he actually learned anything!
But yeah, it DESERVES to be sinned!
“They can fucking smell Blade? “ That shit killed me for some reason 😆
To be fair, the “only fight one at a time” is a fully assumed convention of any martial arts movie, lol.
Hence why it got a sin.
Idk man in ip man they attack Donnie yen like 4 at a time the whole movie😂😂
12:00 she was bitten by Nomak, which meant that she was going to be turned. It wasn't a question of whether she'd die.
Blade II: Still better than Blade: Trinity. And Blade: The Series. And the Blade anime.
Goyer wasn't born ready from the 3rd one.
There was an anime?
+Marshall Thomas Yes, there was. Unfortunately...
Sena Kashiwazaki I couldn't agree more!
Yea im gonna go out on a limb and say pretty much anything is better then "blade anime." Ive never seen any of it but cringe even thinking about it.
12:30 Good god what are the odds. That audio was taken from one of my all time favorite episodes of Archer.
I love your content but since your entire premise is based around pointing out mistakes I'm going to point out one of yours. Garlic infused choke rope? No, obvious metallic silver choke rope is obviously a metallic silver choke rope.
thaaaaank you!!!
Zeinzu Debisu lol m8 60% of his sins were wrong. This channel is the epitome of reaching
Zeinzu Debisu would be great at CinemaSins
*Ding*
Don't forget the motorbike wheel still going. That is a real thing.
Sinning the sword? Come on now, his name is Blade. If he didn't use a blade you would have sinned that.
Mustrum Ridcully right!
To be fair, he HAS sinned both sides of a potential scenario in the past, once even in the same video (Golden Gate Bridge does/does not get destroyed). The fact that he would have sinned the opposite is not a reason for him to not sin this. :P
*Blade 2 was the best movie in the franchise. ✅🙂*
Not even wrong!
AcidGlow for Me The First One Was The Best But Blade 2 Was Super Good Too! I Even Like Blade Trinity
Andrew ProGamer Liking Blade Trinity... Sin. (Ping)
*So What You Saying Is* Whatever
Andrew ProGamer JK, Guy. I love the Blade series. B3 could've done better, but this is the series that inspired every comic book adaptation afterwards (Except... "Superman Returns." 🔫😒 IDK what the hell WB/DC was thinking with that movie.), and that says a lot. Also, it brought Marvel its first win in ages, which inspired them to think of franchises, and we know that brought about their confidence building relationships between said franchises because of. So, I can't blame you for liking the movie. Seriously, I was kidding.
The villains of the blade movies should have been done in the reverse order. In the first movie he fights the vampire god. In the second he fight powerful mutant vampires. Then for the third movie he just fights Dracula. So he fought a lesser enemy with each movie. In the fourth Blade movie he will fight someone who read Bram Stoker's Dracula a few times. In the fifth he will fight a 10-year old dressed as a vampire for Halloween.
phlaelym I think that eventually Blade will make a come back in the Netflix MCU line up. Maybe even with Westley Snipes, he is out of prison now and I'm sure he's looking for something to do.
This comment made me laugh so hard!!!!
In the 4th movie he will have to take on the #metoo movement, will he survive? Who from his past will bring him down, watch Blade 4 attack of the twitter handle to see if our hero can do no what no man has done before.....
phlaelym let’s be fair though Dracula was probably stronger than the mutant vampire but maybe not the god tied maybe?
Noooo. He kicked Frost's ass very easily. Even with all the vampire god BS. Nomack was definitely more formidable. Dracula was the most powerful of all. In terms of power levels, They got the order right !
Garlic infused choke rope? How about silver razor floss?
Andy Cheung -1 Sin
He kept calling the reapers "creepers" and that triggered me something fierce
I imagined you saying that with the voice of your avatar John Goodman and it made me smile lol
I always wanted to know why Scud exploded from the inside of his body outward, when the bomb was in his hand. I understand that's how the special effects dummy was set up, but I think they should have taken the extra step to be more accurate
The sin on the joke about lawyers being barely human should be on you for not understanding a very simple joke.
The irony here is hilarious.
I guarantee you he understood the joke.
Alright CinemaSins, here's a suggestion for you, a 80's cult classic: The Lost Boys.
Thats a can of worms I think they don't want to open..... But I think it would be interesting
Herbert: "No! Those are a *different* Lost Boys..."
Nah. That film is a cheesy masterpiece lol
Blade paved the way FOR deadpool and Logan. We can all thank Blade, Marvels first true superhero movie. As a kid I LOVED, still love them and I used to watch these all th tim even as a kid lol. Snipes was the GOAT, I miss these movies.
Also '' how do you feel'' '' like hammered shit'' why did you evn sin that. it's literally obvious, eveeryone says '' I feel like shit'' when you add ''hammeered'' to it, it only maks it more obvious that he feels worse than shit....cmon dude. I remember when you used to sin actual things and not for the sake of it.
Agreed. We need a Blade Netflix series with Snipes playing the mentor. I would love a cross-over with Daredevil.
Spawn helped too
YOu're more correct than you know. New Line originally had the Deadpool movie rights, and they went to Ryan Reynolds about it after his performance in Blade 3. He was basically Wade Wilson in that movie. That's how he discovered the character, and became obsessed.
Fast forward to 2016 (past X-men origins), and he finally got his movie.
Without Blade 3, Ryan Reynolds would have never discovered Deadpool.
CrazyAGamers Deadpool's comics came first though
TemBubblePopSation My point is that Ryan Reynolds read the comics before Blade 2 came out. Therefore, it wasn't just because of Blade 2, if at all, that Ryan found it.
Aw, no references to the fact Danny John-Jules also plays the Cat in Red Dwarf? Or Officer Dwayne Myers in Death in Paradise?
2:52 the “ooooh okay” killed me, the “ooooh” in the “Blade” episode hits hard too. Great stuff.
Of all the silly things that Jeremy has censored, the one word he doesn't censor is the word "cunt". Swearing doesn't offend me, I just think this is funny.
yeah, surely an oversight
He´s pretty funny in the Blade review too like sort of kind of just forgetting to bitch and moan about how not a single vampire in neither the opening or end fight scenes mange to lay one finger on him. But when Nomak doesn´t get hit by a single bullet that´s sinful as shit.
You forgot to mention the biggest sin of all. When the "UV bomb" goes off, you can see the light travel down the corridor SLOWER than the speed of light.
I honestly thought that would be just a 5 second laugh track then the ding. I was disappointed. Actually, this is one of their weakest videos ... Oh well, they can't all be gold!
I thought the biggest sin them discovering how extremely effective flashlights are against these creatures but never actually using them past the middle of the movie. Instead they used... guns which they know are useless. Just carry a large bright lamp with you and you're good, lol.
Nomak bit her. That blood pool wouldn't cure the virus that turns her into a reaper.
she should wait for a vaccine while practicing social distancing
@@rockyou9967 long as a reaper's tongue is, I wouldn't trust it.
"Creepers are also filled with caramel", "AND he has a stomach vagina", "That's several things-ist." Hahahahahahahha
Directed by Xander Jones that’s several things-ist got a big laugh out of me
I've watched the hell out of Blade 2 VHS when I was a kid. That cheesy fight with WWE drop, I knew every move of it, 'cos I role-played as Blade every time after watching this movie, killing my invisible enemy with badass moves.
8:52 Wrong - the implication is that Scud at some point switched sides, hence Blade's "I've been on to you since they turned you" line.
Clearly the "choke rope" is made of silver...but i appreciate the sin because its an assumption..at no point is it explained what half his weapons are made of until they introduce scud..sin the name scud
Not a lot of garlic weapons out there, but silver swords have been a staple of vampire lore for about a century. I don't know anyone on earth who knows what a vampire is who would ask if the rope was garlic. I mean, clearly, right? They don't explain that his boots are made of leather and rubber, but you can kind of guess they aren't made of potatoes and sponges.
When I was young that scene when he comes out of the blood pool, max health, putting the hurt on them was epic
I won't lie... this is my favorite Blade movie. And I even liked Trinity (as a movie; it was a terrible Blade movie).
The joke at 10:18 made my day, and laugh so hard I almost cried. Thank you for your effort in your videos. Also, I've been watching this channel so long I annoy my friends with my criticism or pointing out continuity errors, but it's okay, because my friends are all in my head anyway.
"OH SHIT!!! IT'S RUN PEARLMAN!!! RON!!!"
Danny John Jools claims he got the part in this film because he already had the custom teeth from 'Red Dwarf'
This was the best Blade movie! Scared the crap out of me when I watched it.
End of Movie: "Be sad over a character you barely knew dying."
End of movie: bee movie plays
i was more sad when Nomak died. It was kind of sad that he is tragic and wanted to die. :(
well not many protagonist's love interest ever stay with them anyway. Whenever a sequel come up, they're either passed away or dumped them
but didnt blade say silver,but you kept saying garlic when he used silver >_> +sin {cinema sins}
Dan Jimiez yeah he some how.missed that.
Taking any video on this channel seriously = 1000 sins
why does silver effect vampires? thats for werewolves lol wtf
Blade is so awesome.
If there's one thing the comment sections really wants to note, it's that she wanted to die because Nomak bit her and she didn't want to become a Reaper. They ALL want you to know that. I imagine they're individually concerned that everyone else writing the same thing may disappear at any moment.
What's your deal man?
she wanted to die because Nomak bit her and she didn't want to become a Reaper
Love you're channel
No
Everything wrong with the 70s remake of King Kong!
Despite the sins. Blade two was the best imo and I heard that this was the only blade that didn't rewrites to the ending.
The bloodbath would not have healed her as she was already bitten by the reaper
11:35 :
a text book suplex
Wesley Snipes was a WWF fan at the time and wanted to use a wrestling move in a movie , he uses some alteted versions of wrestling moves in some of his other movies
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Blade II is a masterpiece!
Bar Kelly YES
Bar Kelly ~ If you believe that, then you have clearly never seen an actual masterpiece. Idk that I would ever deem any movie a 'masterpiece'. But if a movie was a masterpiece, it sure as all of the fucks is not Blade mother fucking 2! Watch better movies, yo.
KamiKaze KupKaKe how good a movie is, is based on opinion not fact
then why is it so difficult to have ultra-violet lights that shine longer than 3 seconds? Seemed downright stupid bringing a sword and guns when your enemy's weakness is a Light..ya know, the fastest traveling thing in the universe.
The Pickles Then we woulda had no action scene just like in Civil War when Scarlet Witch could've just mind fucked Tony's team so Cap could get to the plain.
I had no fucking idea that was Donnie yen
stumbled on your channel. i think ive watched 50 vids and now its 12:30am
subscribed
xD
I thought Blade was a movie about funky people with blades set in the 1980s.
boiiii
Marcos Amparo Really how old are you I've seen all of them and I'm under twelve!
Brenndon Rivera rebel here
I don't like myself either
Man, you gonna be surprised when I tell you what Blade Runner is about...
How do you not even mention the atrocious cgi of blade and whatsherface fighting in front of the lights?
The cgi and that fight scene were meant to show that they "move different", a topic addressed in Blade 1.
Also, is it okay for someone to criticize CGI so harshly, but not being able to do better? Are movies supposed to have infinite budget AND infinite CGI skills? I'm not even sure I'm allowed to ask this question.
atrocious? do you realize what year that was made? Technology wasnt as good back then and they had to hide some of the effect using darkness and light but it turned out great considering. It was like a street fighter video game
As for the last sin dipping her in the blood may have healed her physical injuries but it wouldn't stop her from turning into a Reaper
5:01 I’m so glad you said that, Yen deserved better😂
Please do Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Inglourious Basterds, the fourth Pirates Of The Caribbean, Mean Girls, Rush Hour, Scott Pilgrim V The World, Reign Of Fire & Mulan!!!! You gotta stop skipping these movies!!!!
Calm the fuck down. It ain't Christmas yet
They really need to do the Kill Bill movies
Saxon1994 And Back to the future part 3,West side story, and Coralline
Uhh you do know that she was bitten by Nomak (which was her brother) and there is no cure, even a pool of blood. So she wanted to enjoy a final sunrise.
-1 sin for the reason Blade didn't drop her in the blood pool (un-ding)
then +1 sin for the implied incest. (DING!)
DarthTach Not final. First. Agreed strongly nonetheless.
"That's several things-ist." may be my new favourite phrase.
Thanks for the advice cinemasins! next time I go to a club with some "funny sounding" song playing, I'm going to carry a motorcycle tire with me just so no one will mess with me if they're vampires.
The choke rope wasn't garlic. It was silver, you numbnuts.
Thank you!
Exactly or even if u take there heads off it's a wrap
Hope you're planning on doing the first Power Rangers movie in anticipation of the reboot's release.
Double check the definition of "anticipate." Doesn't mean "excitedly wait for" as much as "regarded as probable."
Or, judging by CinemaSins' most recent upload, yes. Yes there is.
Man dont you ever stop doing this .!!!!
Great.!! xD
12:19 I laughed SO HARD at the quartet. WELL DONE!!! LOL!
Plenty of legit sins but she went up to the roof to die so she wouldn't turn into a Strigoi from that bite, not because she was dying.
I lost it at the CSI reference. That was gold.
Spud wasn't a mole at first. Blade himself said "I've been onto you since they turned you".
You've earned a sub my man
16 seconds into this video and I had to Google Prague, OK. I'm sinning cinemasins for this.
I perpetually maintain a state of forgetting what I think I know because it just seems to be a given.
12:15 you guys are too funny, didn't expect that 😂😂😂
Yes! Yes! Animated sins! He might _just_ sin Spirited Away! *I need this.*
How dare you sin that fucking sick suplex blade did on dat security guard!!!
#BladeIIisAwesome
He sins on movies and he wins on movies but i fuckn hate it when he sins n wins on the same movie
blade 1 and Blade 2 are two of the greatest marvel movies.
I think your opinion is whack.Elephants are too cool for Blade. Wordsmith. YOLOSWAG for life, gurl. Lemme smash?
The sun glasses catch reaction while fair i still love
3:24 It’s supposed to be pitch black, that’s why they’re wearing night vision Goggles (presumably) hence why Whistler is a bad shot, he can’t see em. (-1 perhaps 2 dings.)
Shit man Donnie Yen, and Norman Reedus was in this. I didn't know.
Yeah and they made Donnie die off screen like a goon. Glad he finally got western recognition and an action figure.
Still holding down the shift key when you type the second letter in a word starting with a capital (MInutes) is a CZcams Sin :D
haha
WHo does that? NEver happened.
LOl
Not sining House of Pain doormen allowing several armed people entering the club is a sin.
LMAO!
You never noticed right before Blade fights the reaper leader, the guy is just standing on the side of the bridge. It is very obvious and Blade doesn't notice him at all.
The suplex is a WWE move. Because, you know, WWE invented pro wrestling.(NO!)
And if you were gonna sin the suplex, you might as well have sinned the elbow drop and attempted acid drop.
Can I just add on by saying, not having triple h doing the pedigree in blade trinity was a wasted opportunity. They had a legit pro wrestler! He had a finisher! They should have let him do it!!!! XD
Do friday!!!! Or central intelligence next
Bounty Hunter Kakazu Hold this W 👍
Bounty Hunter Kakazu please not Friday he will not understand lmao
I thought CinemaSins was against doing comedy since most jokes are sinful as hell and too easy
Bunny Rabbit they don't understand black people comedy
It'll be five thousand "That's racist"
1:11 Although, if I don't drink my serum every so often, I'll either turn into a vampire or worse (the ramifications of not taking the serum were never explained). 1:34 It's a silver garrote, not garlic. 2:17 I think the fight one at a time trope has been around a lot longer than that. 2:39 The motorcycle torture guy said that he turned into a vampire before he shot himself with a lead bullet so that it had no effect against a vampire Whistler. 2:44 Why was he even kept alive at all? 3:01 Because if it doesn't work then he want to finish him off. 4:21 Can he help it that he has a Greek name? 7:35 Zombie trope alert, A member of the party gets bit by a monster but doesn't tell anyone leading to him attacking the rest of the party later in the movie. 8:19 Greek overlord's daughter actually. 11:08 This is supposed to be blood? Its WAY to watery to be blood. And WHY THE HELL would you keep a big vat of blood like this opened at room temperature? It would spoil WAY to quickly to be of use to vampires. 12:00 Because she got bit by Nomak and will turn into a creeper if he doesn't kill her now. The blood pool wouldn't do her any good anyway.
dragonweyr44 lol creeper...
You forgot to sin the fact that all the injuries Whistler receives before becoming a vampire and the shot to the head are all magically healed after he became a vampire, but his bum knee that requires a Mad Max style knee brace did not heal.
At some point that ‘not to be confused with’ joke was going to bite you in the ass. No pun intended on the bite joke in a vampire movie. Prague, Oklahoma... Well done.
Don't you just love how these hardcore men like to watch The Powerpuff Girls? 😄
Charlene Alyssa Ingram powerpuff girls is the shit!
they are called the wool ass girls... cartoon network changed their name.
Hmmm...I wonder what Thursday's "animated sins" could _possibly_ be...
Benjamin Abramowitz I'm guessing Moana
Too early for Moana. Maybe one of the Pixar movies they still have to cover? If so, they'll save Cars 2 for when the third one comes out, so it'll either be Ratatouille or Up.
Iron Giant I hope.
Benjamin Abramowitz Beauty and the beast animated movie of course!
Benjamin Abramowitz bee movie
That suplex was awesome.
The overdubbing at the end Lol! 😂
*Do (This Is The End) next please!*