@@KRDecade2009 True. True. I remember landscaping next to a house that was under construction and that's all I heard. I heard it from a quarter mile away. 😆
Just make sure he changes it up randomly, and gives small intermittent breaks. If it's constant, people have a habit of adapting. So fuck with their brains and give them brief moments where they can trick themselves into thinking it's over.
This is how my old boss used to be. He absolutely hated people driving by the job to see what we was doing. He even went as far as to put up, 9, 30x50 tarps, and put a giant sign stating, radioactive site. We had more visits by the cops, and osha in that 1 week, than we had in 9 years. We decided to make it legit, and ware orange hazmat chemical suits. And we was just putting up siding lol. He loved messing with people. The deal was, who ever wore the suits, got 50 bucks, and case of beer of there choice. He was actually a really good boss, he took care of us, even when he had like 25 other jobs going. But he always stayed with my crew, i think because we just didnt care, and we got the job done always 100% and before the due date.
You forgot to have at least 3 pieces of equipment running in reverse at all times so the backup alarms will beep nonstop all day long. Make sure to use the jake brake on every truck as much as humanly possible when going down even the smallest decline. And never miss an opportunity to beep your horn for no reason while entering the neighborhood at 5 am just incase the sound of your open headers isn't sufficiently loud enough to wake everyone in a 1/4 mile radius.
As a Midwesterner, I’ve seen MILES of traffic cones and signs saying “Men Working Ahead” and “Road Work Ahead” etc, and nearly 90% of the time there isn’t even a *hint* of construction or evidence of construction within a 10 mile radius. I’m convinced they pay people to put up signs just for fun.
I do a weekly 3hr drive in the Midwest (won't say where for privacy reasons). It's a friggen minefield of random construction zones where the speed limit drops but no hint of construction for months. The police love it, though, as it's a good speed trap.
@@googleuser3760 he starts running around saying you seen Ricky. He's up to something then finds him at the clock at the end of the day on time clocking out
As a traffic control person the 3rd guy with the lens shield cracked me up. "The only thing I hate more than the people I work with, are the people who drive near my jobsite" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Let’s not forget about reminding the concrete trucks to wash out the sluice back at the shop, so the endless dribble of runoff Hansel’s and Gretle’s the proper route home…
Get the sparkies to rig up some giant and powerful work lights all around the site. We're talking like you can see the bones in your hand from 20 feet away powerful. Have them turn on with the generators that Roscoe starts at 4am. The only flaw is that they'll get wired in 3 days before job completion
@@Mr.Sparks.173 "See the bones in your hands from 20 ft away powerful" This fucking KILLED me lmao, swear some of those industrial lights would give you x-ray vision if it didnt completely burn your eyelids off if u happen to be close by when they flick on at night
@@Lenoh Never worked late huh? sometimes we would get done with a job or finish up for the day near 10pm if not close to 11 esp on a house that is out in the country side and the residents haven't moved in yet. Roofing stops when the sun goes down but we still worked siding gigs for the most part at that particular company if not both
The most ridiculous thing about this was how full the box of screws sounded. Now days it feels like they only give you enough to hang one sheet of rock.
Nahh, the rest are usually hiding in the foreman's truck under his pile of rusted/broken tools in some random pocket or boot. Just a lil game of hide n seek on the job
Construction companies are now owned by bean counters, who have computed EXACTLY, how many nails, screws & feet of tape needed. I have seen carpenters send apprentices around end of every day to collect bent nails. The nails were straightened & re-used. Company had 'inspectors' watching & counting on every site. Beware the bean counters.
We had a guy drive into the site complaining that we were responsible for a screw in his tire. Our foreman apologized profusely, pulled a pair of pliers from his pocket then quickly snatched the screw out. He then told the fellow that if he hurried he might make it to the shop before the rim hit the ground.
I'd said you better hurry and try to get to the store before it goes flat plus I'm calling the cops on you fir stealing screws from my jobsite 🤷♂️🤦♂️😁
The safety man reminded me of how for construction projects on interstates they like to have cones closing the lane for 15 miles before the actual construction site.
So believe it not the longer the work zone the less the traffic gets backed up. People get used to driving in the restricted zone and pace each other better than if we only block off say a three mile section that were actually working on today.
@@calebfielding6352 I’m one of those people on the other side of the cones who wants to go home to my family at the end of the day. Traffic control certification classes discuss the fluid dynamics of traffic flow and how to make things as safe as possible. Part of that is allowing traffic to settle and adjust to a new traffic pattern so we set the cones up a little ways down the road so that people aren’t trying to cut the lanes at the last second right on top of us. They do it in an empty safety zone.
You forgot to go knock on some random persons door at 4am and ask them to move their car (that wasn't at all in the way) so you can spend an hour backing down the street. Also at least 3 crew members need to knock on random doors asking to use the bathroom because the one port-a-john for the job site didn't get delivered.
My trick to getting tenant-occupied suburban work done same season? The heated porta john (you know, the stick-built outhouse on its own trailer) with the radio in it goes in the driveway. Foreman gets to choose between heavy truck wears out my concrete for shorter walks, or the best crew in town walks to the street for the truck and shits in paradise
I swear this man is out for my heart. I find it is episodes absolutely hilarious. My days would be really bad if I couldn't look for one of these and find it I don't even know how I've gotten this far in life without this guy. Truly one of the better parts of my day just browsing the internet and find a new one.
290 - Northewest of Houston Almost had y'all beat. *At a certain point there were saplings growing on the construction sites.* They finally got that mess done. *Take Care & Safe Travels!*
@@Cleric1372 that's just how long you remember it...... I35 has been under construction for over 30 years they finish one tiny section every 10 years or so then the open it back up but the first crew fucked up so let's rebuild it again....
All yall are forgetting to park on the easments marked by the greenest, most perfect lawns!! This includes but is not limited to: Pablos rusted Toyota Corolla with bald tires, Roscoe's Suburban, Rickys clapped out Ranger and Boss Man's dually with dual tandem trailer and equipment of choice. LETS SEE THEM RUTS BOYS!!!
Just want to say i love your humor and videos. I lived in south Arkansas for a short period of time, worked in Louisiana and have family from there, lived in Mississippi for most of my life, visited Alabama Tennessee and Georgia for vacation, worked and vacationed in Florida. Some of my work pertained to your industry, some just similar industries. Either way, I love your sense of humor and I hope you continue to do well with work/videos, I'm sure it's a balancing act. Utmost respect for you sir and best wishes to you and your family.
Try downtown Akron. They use bricks to fill potholes. They're not being fancy like other cities. These bricks are from the building being demo'd across the street!
@@granola1861 Louisiana has the WORST roads! Instead of fixing em, they just keep refilling em with asphalt. So, yeah the potholes may be gone, but there's random speed bumps all the hell over! And when they finally do decide to fix a road, they take as long as fuckin possible!
After they moved our job from Cincinnati to Columbus I've gotta say Columbus is worse because of the quality of the work done on the roads, they are crap and btw its 75 not 65 in Cincinnati.
Bro!!!! ROTFL 😂!!!! Thank you so much for always helping me deal with so much BS especially this past 2 years by leaving me to either starting my day or ending my day by laughing my ass off because your videos always are just so realistic that it’s hysterical. This one……smh….. my sons came running in to see what the hell I was doing and I swear I almost pissed myself from laughing so hard that I couldn’t speak. Their faces then made me laugh even more especially when they tried calling 911 thinking I couldn’t speak because I was having a heart attack!!!!! Love ya bro!! Have an amazing weekend!!!
Nailed it, but you forgot: park your truck literally in my front yard grass and use the driveway as a turn around, dont stay on the concrete the whole time.
We started doing something my husband's subcontractors really enjoyed dealing with. Hubby owned a small home building business and was building 3 gorgeous mini mansions on a large piece of our property to sell. The subs would use the part of the property in front of our house for that nonsense. He started leaving nails there, watering it EXTRA and put a shovel to it. After a popped tire or a fee for being pulled out by a wrecker...(who knew my husband so he laughed his ass off and pointed at them), they quit that nonsense. Then my hubby fixed it, knowing they wouldn't do it again, because that grass MIGHT be hiding expensive problems 😏😁. It's a little work but not as much as if they just KEEP doing it.
All you need now is one of those pole hammers that can drive a solid pole 34 miles deep. Start that up at 6am, you may not need a pole that deep but it's like a metronome around the job site, keeps everyone in sync.
they rebuilt a bridge near my house and it's been complete for years but i can still hear the piles being driven *_DUN....DUN....DUN....DUN....DUN_* for hours on end
Brother your videos never fail to get me laughing even in days I'm mentally exhausted. 😂 Reminds me of the tools I worked with in my union days before I had to medically retire haha. Keep making these bangers man lol thanks for the laughs.
We were doing road bores in Decatur Texas several years ago and it was during the summer. Had a dry bore to do and it was the welders turn to go down in the hole. Need less to say he left his truck running with the a/c goin and my cousin that worked with us went and turned his heater on wide open. I don't think he ever found out who done it either.
Don't forget the afternoon fistfight and yelling all the obscenities you know when the kids get off the schoolbus in the neighborhood. I have a toolbox topic for the safety meeting in my pocket for sububrban operations.
Is this satire, or an actual meeting? I honestly cannot tell. I've watched this guy for a long time, but this seems so spot on, that the line between satire and reality has been blurred...
Your videos make me want to do construction and stuff. If it weren't for my arthritis, I'm be totally down to. I'm only 31 and I already have arthritis but man, getting my hands dirty to build stuff honestly sounds like a good job.
The "no engine brake" sign means 'use engine brake and air horn in conjunction'. I am not the person who decided to buy a house nest to a highway on a hill. Any sign telling me not to use a safety device will be ignored to the most extreme situation I can come up with.
I used to live in a neighborhood next to an air force base and they had jets taking off and landing constantly, but still had no engine braking signs in the neigborhoods.
When I was younger, I worked security. Had a year and a half long project working overnight where most of my job was to keep the workers from starting before 8 am because it was suburban and the super kept getting ticketed by the city lmao
Hey, Boss Man, I drive a flatbed. It'll destroy my 34 hr break, but I'll come down and block a road while waiting to be unloaded with the engine running. 530... will that work for ya?
Don't forget the air horn. Get several of those can air horns and blow them all the time. One long blast to mark the start of the day, a couple long one's for lunch and quiting time (no leaves at quiting time stay a few hours making random noise). Then just sprinkle in some random short ones through out the day just to fuck with people. Get Pablo to bring the biggest loudest radio and play Mexican music until 9:00 pm. Also remember if your construction you are legally required to go 30mph above the speed limit in suburban neighborhoods.
I'm honestly a little disappointed where is the paint leaking from the back of the van who is going to be blocking the drainage system with concrete. Who is going to be undermining the only access road to the neighbourhood. And who is going to be bringing in the tipper truck with the bed still raised
And working at one entrance to the neighborhood at a time is silly. It’s much better to get 8 crews working on every entrance at the same time. This goes for stairs and elevators in buildings, too.
Gonna bring a tear to my eye, Ricky didn't give the 2x chest tap "respect" to Safety Man. Boys gotta stick together when an outside interest rears its ugly head.
This is one of my favorite ones by far I would take my chains when I was delivering heavy equipment and throw them on the steel deck part of it and every now and then I would accidentally forget to raise the bucket up making a nice scraping sound while unloading it all while in the weeee hours of the morning in those type of neighborhoods and loved doing it
As someone who used to work residential, that now works exclusively in commercial construction. This is haw I feel about it as well. I fucking hate dealing with whiny homeowners. Especially the ones who hired you although they apparently know how to do your job better than you. Lol. There isn't enough money to convince me to go back to residential. Any time I work near a residential area I consider solutions like these daily. Because, Kevin and Karen aren't only "experts" in residential construction, they're also experts in noise laws, construction exemptions, hydrology, equipment operation, and literally, everything else. Lol.
funny, but reality is the polar opposite. like the hospital job i did where i'm threatened with a write up for excessive noise, but somehow expected to cut holes through 8" of re enforced concrete while not creating ANY dust. i also have to remove the concrete and rebar from the inter stichel without being seen by any hospital staff, or patients. i'm also not allowed to be dirty, and can't use the hospital bathrooms or elevators. the only time of day i'm allowed to use the loading dock to unload material is from 6:30 am to 7 am. once a week. local noise ordinance says i can't make any noise at all, and people call the cops when they hear the back up alarm from the truck.
Common scenario: Your foreman tells you to saw and chip concrete. City ordinance says you can’t work before 8. Your foreman wants to start at 6:30. The general contractor tells you not to make any noise before 10. Annoy any of them and you get written up.
That's funny. Many years ago. I drove a dulley 4x4 dodge with trailer thru mud to park behind a house to do a fence. Then... drove it down the brand new street leaving mud tracks all the way. Boss wasn't to happy.
Its really something terrifying when Ricky, Safety Man, Boss man, and Roscoe are all teaming up for a goal with NO disagreements....
even the safety man 😂
@@BLOOJ97 Safety man had an attitude, and was respected...I am fairly sure that is a sign of the endtimes...nah, just another 2019-2022 event.
@@AIMusicandmore give it a month we'll see how close to end times we really are 😅
This was literally what I was thinking the whole video... how tf are they all agreeing right now?!
@@BLOOJ97 i dont think that was the safety man. I can be wrong
He forgot the most important thing and he should've had Pablo for this one. The loud Ranchero music that you can hear two blocks down. 😆
Correction 4 blocks away but at like 2 in the morning for inexplicably no reason
@@KRDecade2009 True. True. I remember landscaping next to a house that was under construction and that's all I heard. I heard it from a quarter mile away. 😆
@@ellobogallo9796 Must've been nice, ain't too bad of music.
@@Jarandjar slightly less welcome when its Saturday at 6am
Just make sure he changes it up randomly, and gives small intermittent breaks. If it's constant, people have a habit of adapting. So fuck with their brains and give them brief moments where they can trick themselves into thinking it's over.
This is how my old boss used to be. He absolutely hated people driving by the job to see what we was doing. He even went as far as to put up, 9, 30x50 tarps, and put a giant sign stating, radioactive site. We had more visits by the cops, and osha in that 1 week, than we had in 9 years. We decided to make it legit, and ware orange hazmat chemical suits. And we was just putting up siding lol. He loved messing with people. The deal was, who ever wore the suits, got 50 bucks, and case of beer of there choice. He was actually a really good boss, he took care of us, even when he had like 25 other jobs going. But he always stayed with my crew, i think because we just didnt care, and we got the job done always 100% and before the due date.
Inspiring , ty
You and everyone you work with are a bunch of assholes
truely your boss was a legend among legends.
@@andog6092 Yeah, that part of the fun. You get to be paid for being an ass 😂😂
I was with you until you said before due date. Nice joke!
Don't let Roscoe forget to wire all the 140db back up alarms to sing the Safety Man's song of his people in the mornings.
You forgot to have at least 3 pieces of equipment running in reverse at all times so the backup alarms will beep nonstop all day long. Make sure to use the jake brake on every truck as much as humanly possible when going down even the smallest decline. And never miss an opportunity to beep your horn for no reason while entering the neighborhood at 5 am just incase the sound of your open headers isn't sufficiently loud enough to wake everyone in a 1/4 mile radius.
I totally thought Roscoe would for sure be on top of the backup alarm situation. He must be slipping. 😂😂😂
psshh You think thats evil..... our machines beeped in every gear but park....
My dump truck has a beaper it sucks never herd something so stupid
As a Midwesterner, I’ve seen MILES of traffic cones and signs saying “Men Working Ahead” and “Road Work Ahead” etc, and nearly 90% of the time there isn’t even a *hint* of construction or evidence of construction within a 10 mile radius. I’m convinced they pay people to put up signs just for fun.
Same thing in new York. You'll see signage out WEEKS before actual construction or road work starts lol
Those aren't cones and barrels. They're the state flower.
What they don’t want you to know is that they have nowhere to store the cones, so they just put them on a road somewhere.
@@tymmezinni true
I do a weekly 3hr drive in the Midwest (won't say where for privacy reasons). It's a friggen minefield of random construction zones where the speed limit drops but no hint of construction for months. The police love it, though, as it's a good speed trap.
Boss: "How can we just slow everyones day down to an absolute creep?"
Safety Man: "Excuse me boys, this is my moment."
You should do an episode where Ricky follows the safety protocols to the point that safety man thinks he isn’t there
Yes
😂
Either that or it slowly drives the safty man nuts because he knows ricky is up to something!!
@@googleuser3760 that would be even better
@@googleuser3760 he starts running around saying you seen Ricky. He's up to something then finds him at the clock at the end of the day on time clocking out
This checks out. Ricky must have been on the crew that destroyed...I mean "fixed" our street
🤣
As a traffic control person the 3rd guy with the lens shield cracked me up. "The only thing I hate more than the people I work with, are the people who drive near my jobsite" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oath
ON GOD 🙏
it warms my heart to see everyone working together on this one
Right? I love this community sometimes
Let’s not forget about reminding the concrete trucks to wash out the sluice back at the shop, so the endless dribble of runoff Hansel’s and Gretle’s the proper route home…
Get the sparkies to rig up some giant and powerful work lights all around the site. We're talking like you can see the bones in your hand from 20 feet away powerful. Have them turn on with the generators that Roscoe starts at 4am.
The only flaw is that they'll get wired in 3 days before job completion
@@Mr.Sparks.173 well roscoe gotta be safe don't want him to trip
@@Mr.Sparks.173 "See the bones in your hands from 20 ft away powerful"
This fucking KILLED me lmao, swear some of those industrial lights would give you x-ray vision if it didnt completely burn your eyelids off if u happen to be close by when they flick on at night
@@DeathWish-DJ Night is from 7-8pm and 5-6am. Otherwise it is bright as fucking day out there.
@@Lenoh Never worked late huh? sometimes we would get done with a job or finish up for the day near 10pm if not close to 11 esp on a house that is out in the country side and the residents haven't moved in yet. Roofing stops when the sun goes down but we still worked siding gigs for the most part at that particular company if not both
When the saftey guy is on the same page as Ricky and Rosco you know we are doomed XD
Exactly
The most ridiculous thing about this was how full the box of screws sounded. Now days it feels like they only give you enough to hang one sheet of rock.
Nahh, the rest are usually hiding in the foreman's truck under his pile of rusted/broken tools in some random pocket or boot.
Just a lil game of hide n seek on the job
Construction companies are now owned by bean counters, who have computed EXACTLY, how many nails, screws & feet of tape needed. I have seen carpenters send apprentices around end of every day to collect bent nails. The nails were straightened & re-used. Company had 'inspectors' watching & counting on every site. Beware the bean counters.
Damn the safety man is making Ricky look calm.
Safety Man is tired of safety and is finally out for blood.
We had a guy drive into the site complaining that we were responsible for a screw in his tire. Our foreman apologized profusely, pulled a pair of pliers from his pocket then quickly snatched the screw out. He then told the fellow that if he hurried he might make it to the shop before the rim hit the ground.
That is pure genius, either drive to repair it or pull out a spare. That is the best way to mess with people, give them a choice.
No one believes you.
I'd said you better hurry and try to get to the store before it goes flat plus I'm calling the cops on you fir stealing screws from my jobsite 🤷♂️🤦♂️😁
Haha yeah property destruction is fun, personally I love hitting my neighbor's cars when parallel parking.
What a piece of crap.
The safety man reminded me of how for construction projects on interstates they like to have cones closing the lane for 15 miles before the actual construction site.
So believe it not the longer the work zone the less the traffic gets backed up. People get used to driving in the restricted zone and pace each other better than if we only block off say a three mile section that were actually working on today.
Yup, nothing better than driving through ten miles of roadworks for three months without a single guy working anywhere.......
I'm a night trucker in UK. I've got ptsd from the M25. Half the motorway always closed.
@@gibsonwill18 You must be one of those people who go 20 under the construction speed limit.
@@calebfielding6352 I’m one of those people on the other side of the cones who wants to go home to my family at the end of the day. Traffic control certification classes discuss the fluid dynamics of traffic flow and how to make things as safe as possible. Part of that is allowing traffic to settle and adjust to a new traffic pattern so we set the cones up a little ways down the road so that people aren’t trying to cut the lanes at the last second right on top of us. They do it in an empty safety zone.
Dont forget that Pablo's gotta blast the Mexican music all f-ing morning!
You forgot to go knock on some random persons door at 4am and ask them to move their car (that wasn't at all in the way) so you can spend an hour backing down the street. Also at least 3 crew members need to knock on random doors asking to use the bathroom because the one port-a-john for the job site didn't get delivered.
My trick to getting tenant-occupied suburban work done same season? The heated porta john (you know, the stick-built outhouse on its own trailer) with the radio in it goes in the driveway. Foreman gets to choose between heavy truck wears out my concrete for shorter walks, or the best crew in town walks to the street for the truck and shits in paradise
OMG!!! I have NEVER in my years have seen such a higher degree of professionalism than your work team!!!! LMAO!!!😂😂😂
Damn....we need you guys working next to some of our federal agencies offices in D.C. to help reel them in
I swear this man is out for my heart. I find it is episodes absolutely hilarious. My days would be really bad if I couldn't look for one of these and find it I don't even know how I've gotten this far in life without this guy. Truly one of the better parts of my day just browsing the internet and find a new one.
Your my hero...the king of all construction jobs.....we need you in Texas to do some serious construction....good videos keep them coming !!!!!!!
I'm not sure Roscoe and Ricky aren't already working here in Texas, I-35 in my area has been under construction for the past 10 years.
@@Cleric1372 must be in Austin area but I-35 is always under construction somewhere in Texas
290 - Northewest of Houston Almost had y'all beat. *At a certain point there were saplings growing on the construction sites.* They finally got that mess done. *Take Care & Safe Travels!*
@@Cleric1372 that's just how long you remember it...... I35 has been under construction for over 30 years they finish one tiny section every 10 years or so then the open it back up but the first crew fucked up so let's rebuild it again....
Don’t forget to have the cement truck drive through the neighborhood with the gate down dropping 1lb lumps to form speed bumps, helps reduce speeding.
Damn, I was about to say you forgot the box of nails, but you didn’t disappoint.
Hes got threaded carpenter nails!
You are just awesome. Keep up the great work. The one thing I always do to piss people off is roll the coal baby roll the coal
Safety man is going above and beyond!! He’s finally gaining respect!
All yall are forgetting to park on the easments marked by the greenest, most perfect lawns!! This includes but is not limited to: Pablos rusted Toyota Corolla with bald tires, Roscoe's Suburban, Rickys clapped out Ranger and Boss Man's dually with dual tandem trailer and equipment of choice. LETS SEE THEM RUTS BOYS!!!
Pablo has that Slammed Silverado and Mini-Van
Don't freeze your cajones off this weekend, Boss Man.
Just want to say i love your humor and videos. I lived in south Arkansas for a short period of time, worked in Louisiana and have family from there, lived in Mississippi for most of my life, visited Alabama Tennessee and Georgia for vacation, worked and vacationed in Florida. Some of my work pertained to your industry, some just similar industries. Either way, I love your sense of humor and I hope you continue to do well with work/videos, I'm sure it's a balancing act. Utmost respect for you sir and best wishes to you and your family.
I feel like you just nailed all the construction on I75 around Cincinnati over the last few years.
Edited i65 to i75- typo
Cinci is bad but Columbus ain’t no better
@@RickyAndTheBoss 🤣🤣🤣😅 truth!!!
Try downtown Akron. They use bricks to fill potholes. They're not being fancy like other cities. These bricks are from the building being demo'd across the street!
@@granola1861 Louisiana has the WORST roads! Instead of fixing em, they just keep refilling em with asphalt. So, yeah the potholes may be gone, but there's random speed bumps all the hell over!
And when they finally do decide to fix a road, they take as long as fuckin possible!
After they moved our job from Cincinnati to Columbus I've gotta say Columbus is worse because of the quality of the work done on the roads, they are crap and btw its 75 not 65 in Cincinnati.
Man I laughed hard at every bit of this until you got to the screws oh that one struck a nerve deep in my soul. Still hilarious 🤣
Bro!!!! ROTFL 😂!!!! Thank you so much for always helping me deal with so much BS especially this past 2 years by leaving me to either starting my day or ending my day by laughing my ass off because your videos always are just so realistic that it’s hysterical. This one……smh….. my sons came running in to see what the hell I was doing and I swear I almost pissed myself from laughing so hard that I couldn’t speak. Their faces then made me laugh even more especially when they tried calling 911 thinking I couldn’t speak because I was having a heart attack!!!!! Love ya bro!! Have an amazing weekend!!!
Nailed it, but you forgot: park your truck literally in my front yard grass and use the driveway as a turn around, dont stay on the concrete the whole time.
We started doing something my husband's subcontractors really enjoyed dealing with. Hubby owned a small home building business and was building 3 gorgeous mini mansions on a large piece of our property to sell. The subs would use the part of the property in front of our house for that nonsense. He started leaving nails there, watering it EXTRA and put a shovel to it. After a popped tire or a fee for being pulled out by a wrecker...(who knew my husband so he laughed his ass off and pointed at them), they quit that nonsense. Then my hubby fixed it, knowing they wouldn't do it again, because that grass MIGHT be hiding expensive problems 😏😁. It's a little work but not as much as if they just KEEP doing it.
I knew this is how the pre job meetings went before a suburban job.
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen in what 14 years of CZcams! The king has come!
All you need now is one of those pole hammers that can drive a solid pole 34 miles deep. Start that up at 6am, you may not need a pole that deep but it's like a metronome around the job site, keeps everyone in sync.
they rebuilt a bridge near my house and it's been complete for years but i can still hear the piles being driven
*_DUN....DUN....DUN....DUN....DUN_* for hours on end
As the beginning of my season approaches quickly… this made me laugh way to hard. Awesome content, please keep it up!!
Dear LAWDY..... you got me in tears with this one BROTHA! Keep this shit up. Let that shine shine BRIGHT and keep sharing that shit.
Brother your videos never fail to get me laughing even in days I'm mentally exhausted. 😂 Reminds me of the tools I worked with in my union days before I had to medically retire haha. Keep making these bangers man lol thanks for the laughs.
Right on the money 💰. You boys are the reason I get up everyday. My shop loves selling those tires. Keep up the good work here in Louisiana. LMAO 🤣
We were doing road bores in Decatur Texas several years ago and it was during the summer. Had a dry bore to do and it was the welders turn to go down in the hole. Need less to say he left his truck running with the a/c goin and my cousin that worked with us went and turned his heater on wide open. I don't think he ever found out who done it either.
Safety man finally turning to the dark side, love it! hahaha
Nice to see the safety man getting in on the fun
Don't forget the afternoon fistfight and yelling all the obscenities you know when the kids get off the schoolbus in the neighborhood. I have a toolbox topic for the safety meeting in my pocket for sububrban operations.
DAMN! Even the safety guy got in on it.
Snif sniff I teared up that is true devotion I'm so proud of you guys God I'm tearing up again
You forgot the mud on rainy days and dust on dry ones. Always a fan favorite.
Is this satire, or an actual meeting? I honestly cannot tell. I've watched this guy for a long time, but this seems so spot on, that the line between satire and reality has been blurred...
OMFG!! You're killing me, I'm laughing my ass off. Thanks for the laughs. You are ridiculous.
The genuine determination and hardworking ethics of these men are truly patriotic! GOD Bless America!🇺🇸
I love these videos 😂😂😂. Ricky and Roscoe you are great
"The only people I hate more than the people I work with, are the people who drive by the construction site."
Made my anxiety spike bro! 😂😂😂 prepare everyone! summer, I mean construction and road work season is upon us 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was waiting for the screws. Was sweatin', thinking they were about to be left out
Even the safety man's in on it🤣😂
I imagine that this is exactly what happens
Never miss these vids 😂
Your videos make me want to do construction and stuff. If it weren't for my arthritis, I'm be totally down to. I'm only 31 and I already have arthritis but man, getting my hands dirty to build stuff honestly sounds like a good job.
My Insides hurt I was listening while I was driving but I had to pull over before I wrecked. Thank you.my Friday is now complete.
The "no engine brake" sign means 'use engine brake and air horn in conjunction'. I am not the person who decided to buy a house nest to a highway on a hill. Any sign telling me not to use a safety device will be ignored to the most extreme situation I can come up with.
You'll be joining in with the dump trucks working the site. Straight pipes are a nice addition.
Damn right brother!
I used to live in a neighborhood next to an air force base and they had jets taking off and landing constantly, but still had no engine braking signs in the neigborhoods.
This is the only time Ricky actually does his job right.
I'd swear you guys were in my neighborhood recently. Damn!
You're the best bruv. All your videos make me howl.
When I was younger, I worked security. Had a year and a half long project working overnight where most of my job was to keep the workers from starting before 8 am because it was suburban and the super kept getting ticketed by the city lmao
Well, it certainly says something about the kick ass work ethic of the crew...or their pysochopathy. 😏
Hey, Boss Man, I drive a flatbed. It'll destroy my 34 hr break, but I'll come down and block a road while waiting to be unloaded with the engine running. 530... will that work for ya?
Can you do 4:15?
@@Sman7290
Rescheduling for 415... approved!
Better show up 15 minutes early. Impress the boss man at your commitment to getting the job done.
you know shits about to get real when safety man hops in on the fun.
Don't forget the air horn. Get several of those can air horns and blow them all the time. One long blast to mark the start of the day, a couple long one's for lunch and quiting time (no leaves at quiting time stay a few hours making random noise). Then just sprinkle in some random short ones through out the day just to fuck with people. Get Pablo to bring the biggest loudest radio and play Mexican music until 9:00 pm. Also remember if your construction you are legally required to go 30mph above the speed limit in suburban neighborhoods.
You forgot to dump oil and diesel fuel on every corner so people slide cars and motorcycles through every stop.
I'm honestly a little disappointed where is the paint leaking from the back of the van who is going to be blocking the drainage system with concrete. Who is going to be undermining the only access road to the neighbourhood. And who is going to be bringing in the tipper truck with the bed still raised
Once a safety child, now a safety man
I'm a tire guy, you had me right up to the screws. that just makes my day longer.
Yeah 👍 if you working in suburbia you gotta let them know we start early 😂 the noisier the better 🤣🤣🤣 don't forget them cats to Ricky😉
Cmon, bud... Ricky cut them off YEARS ago to pay for a summertime ski vacation.
🤣🤣🤣making sho he ain't gotta nother truck🤣🤣🤣💯
Professional, something hard to come by these days.
Love your videos. and they for real seem on point. LOL
By far one of my favorite skits you’ve done!😂
And working at one entrance to the neighborhood at a time is silly. It’s much better to get 8 crews working on every entrance at the same time. This goes for stairs and elevators in buildings, too.
Gonna bring a tear to my eye, Ricky didn't give the 2x chest tap "respect" to Safety Man. Boys gotta stick together when an outside interest rears its ugly head.
Lol as an electrician this shit makes my fucking day🤣😂🤣
This gotta be the most wholesome video you've put up
We use roofing nails instead.
So after watching this, do construction crews actually do this stuff?
Oh yeah if tou makes us mad
Thanks for the laughs! I need that some days!
The safety guy is a Total Legend
You really wanna mess up some tires. Get ya box of them old metal roofing nails. No matter how they land, they bust damn near everything
This is one of my favorite ones by far I would take my chains when I was delivering heavy equipment and throw them on the steel deck part of it and every now and then I would accidentally forget to raise the bucket up making a nice scraping sound while unloading it all while in the weeee hours of the morning in those type of neighborhoods and loved doing it
Beautiful work guys, it brings a tear to my eyes
Love your shit mate always cracks me up n makes my day keep up good work
As someone who used to work residential, that now works exclusively in commercial construction. This is haw I feel about it as well. I fucking hate dealing with whiny homeowners. Especially the ones who hired you although they apparently know how to do your job better than you. Lol. There isn't enough money to convince me to go back to residential. Any time I work near a residential area I consider solutions like these daily. Because, Kevin and Karen aren't only "experts" in residential construction, they're also experts in noise laws, construction exemptions, hydrology, equipment operation, and literally, everything else. Lol.
funny, but reality is the polar opposite. like the hospital job i did where i'm threatened with a write up for excessive noise, but somehow expected to cut holes through 8" of re enforced concrete while not creating ANY dust. i also have to remove the concrete and rebar from the inter stichel without being seen by any hospital staff, or patients. i'm also not allowed to be dirty, and can't use the hospital bathrooms or elevators. the only time of day i'm allowed to use the loading dock to unload material is from 6:30 am to 7 am. once a week. local noise ordinance says i can't make any noise at all, and people call the cops when they hear the back up alarm from the truck.
Yeah, hospital jobs be like that...
I've done one hospital that wasn't a nightmare, and it was in Nephi, UT. A tiny hospital in a small town.
Common scenario: Your foreman tells you to saw and chip concrete. City ordinance says you can’t work before 8. Your foreman wants to start at 6:30. The general contractor tells you not to make any noise before 10. Annoy any of them and you get written up.
@@curtisa3069 exactly
I freaking love these videos hell yeah
Absolutely stunning!!!
Best video iv seen in a wile great job brother 👏 👍
Omfg I love this the best of all your great content
When Ricky started off by coming in Early, I knew this was just getting started & beer hadn't happened yet🤣
That's funny.
Many years ago. I drove a dulley 4x4 dodge with trailer thru mud to park behind a house to do a fence. Then... drove it down the brand new street leaving mud tracks all the way. Boss wasn't to happy.
Drywall screws in the road is almost just evil🤣
Great idea💡
I knew it! I knew y'all screwed with us poor folks!! I'd tell you off but I'm laughing too hard. 🤣 🤣 🤣
Rrrrrright around, 1:31... Shit got so funny; I had to rewatch a few times. Totally due to laughter. Thanks!
Ok I really think that is my favorite one yet. Good job.