How to Be Correct About Everything All the Time
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I made this one after years of getting stuck in debates with people about stuff I changed my mind about only a year later, and regretted being so adamant that tabasco is disgusting or whatever. (It’s not, it’s amazing.)
We’re clearly not going to solve the problems in the centuries ahead with compassion alone. But we could sure end the world without it. - Krátké a kreslené filmy
I think I might go out and give a stranger a rather convincing thumbs up
Can I get a thumbs up
congrats you got pinned!
The most liked comment is the correct one. Democracy is garbage.
can i also get a thumbs up
Go thumb people up you magnificent bastard
It's like Skipper said, "Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave."
Such wisdom
he was a genius unrecognized in his time
Honestly I’ve been going through a hard time but thinking about that makes me a bit happier, just smile and wave
i read this at the beginning of the video, and again at the end. the second time had me in tears.
@@cokelackingice Hope everything goes well for you. c:
Me when i clicked this video: “finally I can beat every argument”
Me after the video: “damn... i gotto be nicer to my cousins..”
*or point at a cat 😂😂
What an air-flippin' way to waste my time! I demand a refund!
Most click-baity title I've come across yet
Marcus Sundman yup, that’s true....
*Alabama music softly playing in the background
This video went from a comedy to a really deep psychological thriller real quick
right? Literally chills as the British man went through the sea analogy (I think that's right?) and then the last line about kindness in our dna 🤌
@@iluvsomebananamilks3367 Have you ever made something an idol, used God’s name as a cuss word, disobey your parents, murder (God views hate as murder), lusting, stealing, lying, wanting something another has that isn’t rightfully yours?
Doing so we violating the law, which is sin, and because of sin there is a punishment…If a serial killer like Ted Bundy tells a judge of all the good things he’s done for society do you think the judge would let the serial killer off free? The same is with us; we’ve committed such crimes against God that we are separated from God forever; we are punished by suffering Hell for eternity, a place with no hope for us.
But God loves us so much and with all his heart that he gave his only Son, Jesus Christ, to this cursed world to be crucified on the cross. (John 3:16-17)
Now anyone who accepts Jesus Christ, God’s Son, as their Lord and Savior and believes he rose from the dead the third day will be saved from eternal damnation in Hell and live in Heaven in paradise with him forever.
Many will choose to follow Satan, whether it be because they think they won’t succeed otherwise or won’t have any joy or friendships, but he will soon reveal himself as a murderer and a liar as he was since the beginning and he will curse all his followers as he cursed God and all of Satan’s followers will be cased into ever burning Hell. Don’t believe this lie I too believed in! Our God is a loving God full of compassion, yet he is a righteous God with righteous judgment. (Matthew 13:41-42)
@@iluvsomebananamilks3367the power of reading and writing from a young age…
describes almost every story i read 😂
John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life
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this video screams "It's okay to be stupid, but be kind" and I'm all here for it.
“And possibly drugs.”
Xdddddd
Ayyyye....but yr half there mah dude so keep on 👍🏽😅😉🤍
@@jackiec498wayta?
i feel like society teaches us otherwise. it seems as if it is ok to be rude, just be smart
"I didn't fall for any of the optical illusions," he said, self-satisfied and desperately alone.
**no contact high five**
I stare at this comment with respect...
also alone.
but he did, he fell for the illusion that he is alone in this world...
Yeah
There's a difference between "I'm familiar with the concept of optical illusions and thus was able to ascertain that this was one and that the answer is probably 'neither'" and "I didn't fall for any of them" :P
Teacher: "What's 1+1?"
Me: "You seem a bit irritated, mate. What's up?"
A plus! What an outstanding move! Harvard would love to know your location😃🥺😳🤯💀 ;)
LMFAOOOOOOOO
wow i never got this many likes before
@@strangelyukrainian7314 thank you so much, ^^
but if exub1a somehow found his way to the unknown pebble that is Malaysia just to tell me to fuck off 20 times in 0.25 speed I'd probably thank him lol
Every counselor you ever meet 😂
the little flash of a page for one frame at 10:20 says "Another method of diffusing tension in an argument about ideas is to locate a cat. And they'll say, "Wow, that is a good cat." And you'll say, "Yes I know. Let's stop arguing and be friends." And it's possible they'll say, "Yes okay." It's also possible they don't like cats, but then that friendship was never to last anyway." Which I honestly think is very intelligent.
Thank you, I’ve been looking for someone who stop the flash
lovely, I really love this guy, and him understanding the points he said is also amazing
I love a lot of stuff about this guy more than any other person I know, I met similair people and I love them
I felt amazing after I got it. Felt hard, like I earned it too
he told me several time to go f myself with me trying to pause the video
I just set it to 0.25x speed
"Unlike Mr. Wind, Mr. Sun was very modest and restrained"
Also Mr. Sun: "Right, you dopey c*nt!"
yeah that was the joke
yeah that was the joke
yeah that was the joke
yeah that was the joke
yeah that was the joke
The wind and sun talking is the most british thing I’ve heard all day
Today I heard Graham McTavish swearing, so for me it was the second most British thing I heard today.
It's a much older story but I wish I could tell you where it came from. I heard it for the first time like a week ago so when exurb1a started telling it, I was kinda like wtf. But I can't remember where I heard it, just that it must have been less than a week ago
Same hear and I’m British
Same here and I live in the uk
It's from Aesop's fables, minus the tattoos and swearing. 😎
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_North_Wind_and_the_Sun
I thought this was a kid's story until mr.wind started talking
It's an reinterpretation of a kids story. Swearing does not appear in the original haha
Sun dude enn gat no chill
hehe :P you are new here arnt ya? :) Welcome haha this channel will blow ur mind =D
Kids story : 0:38-
@@angrymurloc7626 what story is it?
Mr. Sun being “modest and restrained” killed me.
"Ignorance is in our bones, but kindness is in our DNA." THAT HIT SO HARD WTFFF
“All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand” - Kurt Vonnegut
brilliant! I'll use this later. Thanks
Collin Smith -quote courtesy of the late great Kurt Vonnegut. He’s in heaven now.
They rose my hand instead. Cheeky bastards.
Done
god thats actually really fucking good you better patent that one cause i GUARANTEE you someones gonna steal it!
“Is anyone actually steering the ship? Because those sure are some big waves over there, and we’ve never been this far out to sea before.” An extremely well way of putting it.
We all are. We all got to collaborate to batten down the hatches, pull the ropes, hoist the sails, start tacking.
@Rie Ta @Rie Ta I'm not being optimistic at all. I'm just stating that we all are sailing the 'ship'. And it works best if we collaborate.
(not that it will happen)
But I am, indeed, fully aware that there are some who work against each other. Some who even destroy the 'ship'. And there is a whole range of issues on different scales. I'm not that ignorant, you know. :)
@Rie Ta lol you have my name "rie" It's a pretty rare name here and almost no one here has that name. So, It feels pretty weird for me.
He has a way of painting a verbal picture that's forsure
Hellooo fellow trans person hehe
My grandfather died one year ago. I remember that during his final days at the hospital, the most things he thanked was about how the nurses, the doctor and his roommate were kind and nice with him.
>the most things he thanked
Why are so many people who can't put together a sentence properly watching this channel? Your chances of actually understanding anything you're seeing are astronomically low.
@@NIgHTMaReFortyTwo Sorry, I'm am from spanish. Thank you're words for about helping me improving mine grammar while being so sensitive about of the topic of my comment, your so kind.
@@NIgHTMaReFortyTwoi think u didnt understand the point of this video😭🙏🏻💀
that was a good way of saying "humble yourself mate"
Mom, the British turtle man is yelling strangely inspirational stuff at me again
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
This guy is having a constant existential crisis
His secret is he's always drunk
Nah he is also on acid
Lol i can say from experience that a mental illness played a part in that
First time here on the channel? :D
Galileo Gaming no. Just growing far more concerned every video
Once the Sun started speaking I knew I was in for a phenomenally produced video.
Hot take, people arguing to prove their opinion is right instead of arguing to find the right opinion is the dumbest shit ever
This is so true
"right opinion" 😂
@@samohle8091There are wrong opinions to have
@@NoorthiaWell, that's just, like, your opinion, man...
This guy is kurzgesagt, but with a whole lot more drugs and sadness
@@Ooffoop for me Veritasium but drunk
Kurzgesagt but more philosophical. Basically if kurzgesagt and pewds had a sex club drug induced bathroom baby.
I would say that this guy is like those cringy fake deep channels but the deepness is real
He's Bit of Less understandable But except that I completely agree
I used to love exurb1a videos but you guys have to check pieke roelofs channel i coudn t believe it too at the beginning...
this is the most complicated way of saying be nice I've heard.
Let's be real.
People fucking need this...
@Egg T bonie? What
Ever heard of the bible?
and let’s be honest, it’s the best too
@@CarrotAndCo yeah? What about it?
Motherhood doesn’t sound so terrifying anymore.
“We cannot and will never be correct about anything all time. Ignorance is in our bones, but kindness is in our DNA.”
…thank you ❤
every few months, youtube reccomend me one of this guys videos and it always ends with me bingewatching every single one all over again. This is the third time now and I have no regrets
Same, my friend. Same.
Conclusion: you can undress anyone if you are hot enough
Faxxxxx
this is true
Hello good sir
As he said in the video at 5:00, bullshit logic.
I feel like your'e the mad doctor Version of kurzgesagt
That's the perfect way to define him
*the better version
plot twist: he's both of them
He reminds me of CGP grey actually
@@LeoneBeats kurzgesagt is a German channel so neooo
Incredibly beautiful and well written. Brought me to tears. Thank you.
This video feels like adhd
Turtle Boi always makes me go from "the world is infinite, nothing matters"
To
"The world is infinite, everything matters."
Turtle Boi over here generating careful hype for the future of humanity
it is relative, like all...
could you remind me where this quote is from again?
EVERYTHING IS NEUTRAL MEANING ONLY EXISTS IF YOU DECIDE IT DOES
@@seankock7649 Everything is everything. It is what it is.
*Violin begins to play in the background*
Me: It's about to go down :0
Anybody happen to know the name of the track by chance?
@@MatthewKiff I really wanna know too, @ me if anyone knows pls
😆😆😆
@@MatthewKiff i think he makes his own music maybe
Allen_ N he do
I have no fucking clue what the topic of this video was but I thoroughly enjoyed it
That part of the video about seeing land centuries ahead through the waves in the ‘kindness section’ when it started ramping up increased my heart rate ten fold it was so gripping
" I don't want to live in a world where being kind is a weakness. "
-keanu reeves
I live in a world where being kind is a weakness and it's ok.
@lolcano234 Those two movements state the truth that some of our societies are unbalanced: that they favor some groups over others, and lack the compassion necessary to even the gap. Weakness is staying silent and going with the flow. If your definition of weakness is to woe and lambast the lives of others while watching the evening news and being utterly incapable of level-headed discourse, favoring sensationalized expressions over gestures towards change, then we're on the same page; if your definition of weakness is fighting to bring kindness to all by standing up on behalf of someone who may not have the means to, then I'd like to urge you to reconsider your stance.
@@kyrishiva5162 Well said, but you forgot the "fffffckk offf, with love" :)
lolcano234 How on earth is the feminist movement and BLM movement scum? You say they are based on lies but there is irrefutable fact that women are oppressed by men world wide. You yourself may not contribute to it but that doesn’t negate the fact that men throughout history and even today are the main cause as to why the patriarchy doesn’t really benefit both groups. You say that men live a harder life and I agree. But think about this. Who are the world leaders, who starts wars, who are the people who decide the laws, who made the working field so toxic for men in the first place, why are men so suicidal. Certainly not women, men in the past have led the downfall of men today. Mental health of men are seriously looked over but honestly who’s fault is that. I don’t like the way I’m basing this argument but it’s a hard pill to swallow. Men set rules in place that lead to their downfall, throughout history they have never been held accountable. It’s understandable for women to be wary but of course to varying degrees. I don’t have to worry about being stoned for showing my face but I do have to be careful leaving the house or going out at night due to other men. We all have to face danger but it’s the fact that men can leave their house with relative safety and not have to be worried of other men. Do you think women want to be advocating and complaining, of course not.
'Ignorance is in our bones, but kindness is in our DNA'... this may be my new favourite quote
Both are equally a part of us. It's on us to use them intelligently enough to not become an insufferable dickhead.
AKTSUALLY.....
My new favorite quote is " tell them to f.ck off, with love."
and the best part is its proven and tru
!!!!! no actually
You lost me at loving cats but you brought me back with universal kindness. Powerful video good Sir.
Not even 2 minutes in, already can tell this is going to be a very knowledge consuming video.
This guy should give a Ted talk
Legit though
I think this is one of the biggest compliments strangers through the internet can give each other
I imagine he would start with "who here is retarded?"
This video already qualifies as a Ted-talk. All that was missing was him going, "Thank you for coming to my Ted-talk." at the end.
With less cursing yeah.
I was here to learn how to destroy anyone in an argument but now I'm leaving knowing kindness is the best argument
I'm a Catholic and a priest one told me that best sentence he heard about kindness from not so smart person is to be albe to tell someone to "go f^cking away" (in Polish we have one word for this statememt) in such a way that this person is excited about upcoming journey XD
He speaks so fucking smartly, then refers to numerical values as, I quote: "Numbery Wumbers"
Because linguistics is different than being smart
@@sumitmann2181 eh yh makes sense, it was just supposed to be a humerous statement. Mr smart man had to correct me ofc.
1k like
@@sumitmann2181 Linguistic intelligence is a thing though, that would consider a person smart in one field.
@@sumitmann2181 or a different type of intelligent
reminds me of this Doctor Who quote:
"I'm going to be dead in a few hours, so before I go, let's have this out, you and me, once and for all. Winning? Is that what you think it's about? I'm not trying to win. I'm not doing this because I want to beat someone, or because I hate someone, or because, because I want to blame someone. It's not because it's fun and God knows it's not because it's easy. It's not even because it works, because it hardly ever does. I do what I do, because it's right! Because it's decent! And above all, it's kind. It's just that... Just kind. If I run away today, good people will die. If I stand and fight, some of them might live. Maybe not many, maybe not for long. Hey, you know, maybe there's no point in any of this at all, but it's the best I can do, so I'm going to do it. And I will stand here doing it till it kills me. You're going to die too, some day. How will that be? Have you thought about it? What would you die for? Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand, is where I fall. Stand with me. These people are terrified. Maybe we can help, a little. Why not, just at the end, just be kind?”
Loved that show for stuff like this.
@@Boof_dQw4w9WgXcQ Reads like the work of Moffat, so it's probably Smith.
Idk it all blends together
@@Boof_dQw4w9WgXcQ Peter Capaldi
@@Boof_dQw4w9WgXcQ its the 12th doctor in one of the last episodes in series 10. Highly recommend
Ouf Peter Capaldis doctor, if remember correctly it’s the scene on that ship headed for a black hole when he’s trying to changes misses (masters) mind about helping him, i have to say that was one of the better quotes from that series
This video was awesome, I stayed interested in everything that he said throughout and enjoyed it thoroughly. Keep making awesome content!
i love you for making this video, in the deepest hole of my depression and in spite of trying to make sense of reality, i thought of this video that i saw many years ago, it encapsulates humanity in way where i wish many other people could see as well
Just be my mom. She's apparently never wrong about anything, ever.
Haha same with my dad. He thinks that because I plugged in a USB (That we've owned for a while) that our internet is going to get hacked and stolen. I keep saying "it has a password so its fine" and he keeps saying "Just because it has a password dosn't mean its locked". I respobd only with "The password IS the lock" to which he says "You just dont understand, your talking stupid. Shut up" and then the day progressed as it usually does
@@sirsmellybottom7480 to top it off once my dad saw this remember password setting in chrome. He then said, "Yeah, be stupid and make it simple for the hacker".
Sounds like you’re better off not discussing why your parents are wrong about the shit they say. Maybe give them a disapproving nod and then do whatever it is you were doing. Technology knowledge is definitely a can of worms in many families and if your elders aren’t complete jackasses they’ll seek out your help in tackling the everyday obstacles instead of,stubbornly, misquoting jack from IT.
I’m jack from IT and 9 out of 10 times I try to nail a point to the wall it’ll be misunderstood and misinterpreted because people weren’t hired on the grounds of excellent sysops practices or deep knowledge of databases. Understanding the dicothemy between knowledge areas is the key to better communication, but it’s so hard to boil down a 3 hour lecture to 1 minute of facts that will be remembered.
I’ll leave you with a tip: If someone is making an argument for something, ask why they’re making that argument and how they’ve come to their conclusion. That way you’re able to form a response based on their point of view and shut their argument down.
Wait so is my girlfriend.
...
Am I dating your _mom_ ??
@@KarryKarryKarry kinda socratic dialogue?
how did this go from an argument between the wind and the sun, to a man confessing his hate of psychics
That argument was in this video?! Oh god...
I don't care if your a priest or an atheist. we hate those taking advantage of grieving and desperate people for personal profit
turtle :)
at this point I feel his videos are highly edited rants
funny rants tho
Most importantly, to kindness, eventually.
I was not expecting such video when watching the opening animation. Great stuff! ❤
It’s funny how this is considered one of your more “positive videos” and it starts off with a cloud and a sun swearing at each other
Lmfao
*"HUEWHGHH"*
And ends with "I detest you. Goodbye."
𝙏𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙤𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙥𝙞𝙙 𝙘𝙪𝙣𝙩
Yup
If you were wondering, the screen at 10:20 said:
Another method of diffusing tension in an argument about ideas is to locate a cat.
If someone says, "No you are stupid and I disagree." ect, you can say, "Yes but hey look, a cat" And they'll say, "Wow, that is a good cat." And you'll say, "Yes, I know. Lets stop arguing and be friends." And it's possible that they'll say, "Yes ok." It's also possible they don't like cats, but then that friendship is going to last anyway.
*was never going to last anyway
_FCKCKCING CATH!_
Yeah, I listened to "go fuck yourself" a lot to try and pause on it
Thank you, you dont know just how much time you've saved me, or how many
"Go ff-"
"Go fuh-"
"Go fuck yours-"s you've spared me from
@@watchnowwithfireinyoureyes1009 I fucking hate this, even at 0.25x I wasn't able to pause at the right moment on my phone. Why so extra exurb1a??
Man Brother the part about humans having kindness made me teary.God bless you my brother.Keep the awesome videos coming Finally someone with real brain food.👍👍👌👌💯🎯
I just came here to learn how to win an argument, and I left with a whole new perspective on life itself.
“the catholic church at the day were big supporters of bruno’s heliocentric idea”
me: something’s wrong i can feel it
@@Thomas-ui2bd It's great to start a channel and all, but please don't reply with copy pasted comments
I'm prepared to sleep in an accelerated manor, where do I start
@@captainobvious.29yearsago70
1) acquire a large country house on wheels
2) power to move it somehow
3) sleep in your accelerated manor
I must say, big simplifications on my side. They seem to have executed him more for his idea that there were other worlds out there in the universe, but that joke didn't work quite so well
@@Thomas-ui2bd dont bother apologising if you dont do anything about it
Petition to start using "bill murrays" as a common universal unit of time
Yes!
Bill Murray is always aging, as we all are. However, one way to get around that would be to form a new calendar, consisting of BBM (Before Bill Murray) and ABM.
Yeah it's one of gorillaz classic, i like it
hahaha :D
@Wade But,
With COMPASSION.
"It's always nicer just to be nice"
Deep. This kind of thing is EXACTLY why I volunteer. Always will.
Can't wait till 500 years from now where turtle man is considered a "Old great Philosopher". actually might only take 30 years.
Considering his diet of pickles and luiqer it might as well be 20
Wouldn't surprise me. This dude's awesome
What would world be in 2500s.. can’t even imagine next century.
You mean Master Oogway?
he is quite underrated, cz he is giving us some great life/mind changing info
“It is possible to make a change to the status quo without the complete collapse of physical reality”
SCP Foundation: No.
Dr.Wondertainmemt: ignore them
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-087 :(
@@Exurb1a Ah, I see the turtle is interested in the foundation as well
Just Frank Just Dank look it up it’s like a thing where they are weird shit like anomalous properties / creatures that shouldn’t technically exist and they keep it all locked up in the “scp foundation” but it’s all fake unfortunately because this reality is a bunch of bullshit and it’s B O R I N G
scp-5000 wants to know your location
I LOVE THIS VIDEO, goes on my infinite rewatch playlist with now 2 videos on there, thank you for this fun experience.
Thanks, i felt like crying this morning 🎉
I think the most important thing he said was ‘everyone thinks they’re being reasonable’
Cats are everything
Cats are everything
Cats are everyone Cats --- 2019 film
Cats are everything.
Cats are everything.
And you can't beeing reasonable all the time with an ego. Evolution exposed us to a real dilemma here.
Edit: Oh, and hi SuperComputer04. Seems we both like weird scifi movies and the 9000 series.
This man could speak about the weather for a whole hour and I would still be interested.
It comes natural to us English.
"the sun is fucking hot and oh my fucking god is it going to rain again. i was planning on going outside today, but i guess that's fucked. guess i'm staying at home for another day."
+1000
Who wouldn't
@@bananya6020 that was literally the case today. Pissing with rain all day yet still hot and I was going to go out this morning. But nope. Stayed in all day yet again.
Why does the sun soung like Realistic Sans!? LMAO
Half through the video and i am already convinced this is the best video on CZcams ever
Thank you ❤
You can always tell how well Exurb1a's mental health is based on the overarching message of the video
hahahahaha that's hella true.. .remember doing the same trhuout the years and being able to see his mental health shifted and grow on :D
10:20 it was a bitch to pause on, here's what it says:
Another method of diffusing tension in an argument about ideas is to locate a cat.
If someone says, "No, you are stupid and I disagree," etc, you can say, "Yes but hey look, a cat."
And they'll say, "Wow, that is a good cat."
And you'll say, "Yes I know. Let's stop arguing and be friends."
And it's possible they'll say, "Yes okay."
It's also possible they don't like cats, but then that friendship was never going to last anyway.
john mcintosh same
Thx that was bloody impossible to pause
@john mcintosh when trying in the future, I recomend changing the playback speed to 0.25×, makes it much easier
@@mihapersyn1272 two heroes in the same thread. Amazing. 💜
Heroes, capes
This video genuinely made me cry and reflect on myself.
Of course this shows up in my yt feed when I have a fever and am tired af
"Some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue."
Me: "Yup."
Right ? I'll remember that for the next Bill Murray's 😁☮️
Sometimes you hit the bar, sometimes the bar hits you
What flashed on the screen at 10:21 says this:
Another method of discussing tension in an argument about ideas it to locate a cat.
If someone says, "No, you are stupid and I disagree," etc, you can say, "yes but hey look, a cat."
And they'll say, "Wow, that is a good cat." And you'll say, "Yes, I know. Let's stop arguing and be friends." And it's possible they'll say, "Yes okay."
It's also possible they don't like cats, but then that friendship was never going to last anyway.
Yes I just typed it all out, no I don't have anything better to do
thank u
Thanks m8
Thanks!
Thanks!
Thanks!
Holy fucking crap that was a ride. not gonna lie, I was very skeptical at first, thought this was a video trying to justify willful ignorance but I gave it a chance. my god I am glad you made this video, I completely agree and have been acting this way for the last couple months with very great results. keep it up, lad!
This video made me cry... Beautiful.
"It's also possible they don't like cats, but then that friendship was never going to last anyway."
I felt like expended a Herculean amount of energy fingerbanging my phone screen to read that frame, but it ended up being maybe 45 seconds.
@@pauulkubasek1815 exactly, mate. Anyways sending you all a lot of xoxo in any situation you're in. I know that I cannot be physically present with you at the moment but always remember that I have thought about you, a person whom I have never seen or known or heard about, for an entire precious realisation moment of my lifetime and now, I am much less believer of the simulation theory.
10:20
@@pauulkubasek1815 On a computer, you can press either period or comma to advance or reverse a frame. Makes it easier to find stuff.
Such a pain to get that screenshot on my phone. 😆
Yes but hey look, a cat
Wow, that is a good cat
Yeah, I agree. Let's be friends!
This is all I ever hoped for, thank you
@@Mushroomdumpling Yes, okay
@@imjosh3695 awesome!
but I don't like cats; well, this friendship was never going to last anyway.
Love your channel so much man really giving me insight about myself
Very good video, it really pays of to your mental health to be compassionate and forgiving with people, even though it's very hard to do it!
It's one of the best advices I would give to young people, even though I am now 35 years old, it's best to learn this skill early, it will open doors and keep you mentally healthy.
Hard to believe that his content is free, when it's better than a lot of the shows you see on Netflix
Hey, found you again👋
I agree, also
Hello
Not that I want to say something like "hey found you again" or anything, but... seriously though, do you watch every actual video uploaded on youtube? Because I'm sure there are thousands of videos out there I haven't watched yet but that still have a comment of yours, and I was just wondering how this is humanly possible
I still see you everywhere, can't forget that username and profile pic
it really isn't
“There is something more satisfying than winning arguments, and that’s not getting into arguments.”
Arguments are fun. Arguments are important. People nowadays just don't know how to argue. If you're making an argument personal, then you're doing it wrong and probably won't leave very satisfied.
I disagree
@@boogwoop6496 why do u disagree?
yes that was indeed in the video
@@nomoturtle1788 I agree. Thank you sir.
"look what you've gone and fucking done"
"Its always nicer to be nicer" in this context has to be one of the most ironic things i've ever heard.
Can you make an online school curriculum?
I swear I wouldn’t drop out again
I was briefly a teacher and I guarantee my students would not support this wish, but thank you
@@Exurb1a How long ago was that?
@@Exurb1a You better be working on another video and not spending time teaching.
Meow bruh
exurb1a hello
This guy speaks the poetry and philosophy that we need more today than ever.
It feels wrong that I can only give this video a like and a comment. I want to show this video specifically more love. And no mate I'm not donating me precious money to your patreon. This is the first video I saw from you, and it's my favourite video from you. It's just so comedic and insightful. I love it :3
The shittier the world gets, the more optimistic and encouraging the turtle man is. Either he's older and is growing/maturing as a person through experience, or he's secretly causing everything bad in the world for fun, or the Lovecraftian Elder God Yog-Sothoth and the Flying Spaghetti Monster showed him the true nature of the void but he was already at peak existential dread so it made him a good person instead of insane.
Nah he just accidentally fed master yi
I miss Monesvol, I feel old now.
Its certainly and clearly the second one
Definitely the second one
Probably the third one
Here's a motivational message:
Saying "Fuck it" is honestly more motivating than "You can do this" or any other well thought out plan to get something done.
Because Fuck it accepts the possibility of failure. Rather than trying to find the perfect way to not fall off that beam, to acheive the best outcome; when I am stuck against a motivational wall, "Fuck it" and just going for it has worked the best to push through.
There is always more prep I could do, or I could get bogged down in avoiding negative outcomes. But at some point I just need to not care if I fail. Yeah it might suck. But it's better than doing nothing. And "fuck it" is like taking my emotions off the hook. It's giving me permission to fail. And thats when I find that the beam was in fact on the ground. So "Fuck it," just go for it.
- me when playing video games
That's honestly inspiring as hell
This actually inspired me
I wish... Me telling" fuck it" usually follows with "I can do the bare minimum right? Cuz I've already decided to fuck it" *sighs
Yeah this only works with those life choices for which the most negative outcome is fairly easily manageable.
If the consequence of failure is you will lose your house, or maybe a small child will die, i guarantee its not wise to be telling yourself "fuck it" because thats precisely how people rush into things while disregarding important information or prep.
So yeah, use it to get yourself out on the dance floor. To write that short story, or ask that cute guy/girl out etcetera.
DONT use it if you work in something like nuclear power management or midwifery.
Horses for courses, you know?
You've earned my subscription, my man. At first I took a screenshot of the title to send it to my gf saying "I think u might have watched this video" but then I watched it and had a great time. Thanks!
Wow what an incredibly well done video. Inspiring, funny, entertaining, emotional, absolutely amazing
“Ignorance is in our bones, but kindness is in our DNA”
wow...
Not mine. and nty to the sex act
The most humane thing in the whole history, is not ignorance, is not greed, is not envy, rather, it is kindness. It is the cogs that has made our whole history like that.
yeah completely arbitrary quote
@@anotherwea6692 I always thought it was the desire of survival and satisfaction
hue hue well the “kindness” we are talking about actually goes back to selfish motives Richard Dawkins “Selfish Gene” is a great book that talks about how even our unconditional love still stems from selfish needs and motives wired in our dna
At 10:21 it says:
"Another method of diffusing tension in an argument about ideas is to locate a cat.
If someone says, 'No, you are stupid and I disagree,' etc. You can say, 'Yes but hey look, a cat'
And they'll say. ' wow that is a good cat'
And you'll say. 'Yes I know. Let's stop arguing and be friends.'
And it's possible they'll say, 'Yes okay.'
It's also possible they don't like cats, but then that friendship was never going to last anyway."
THANK YOU, m8. I've been searching for this comment
@Scorpo Corpo ditto!
Thank you!!! I was tired of constantly hearing "go fuck yourself" before just skipping over the exact frame
i love comments like these it's so underatted how do people even go on watching without knowing what is says first
@@GrasshopperMan So that's the reason why he put that flash screen right there, every time we miss it we hear him say "Go fuck yoursel" lol
I've shared an experience with my uncle where he called me out for being 'vegetarian', growing up with people who I deem "silly for thinking they're always right" I always try and keep quiet whenever I see people who I cannot reason with.
I used to engage in banter, now i just listen when i don't like something, the silence causes them to not start another sentence of insult.
yes, locating a cat is a great way to defuse tension, and also evaluate friendships
Hey now, if the Mongols could invade Russia during the Winter just fine, surely we can all do it too.
That, is a beautiful demonstration of survivor bias...
Another fallacy we fall for. Thank you!
...Of course, you've probably said that as a joke.
ShiftyMcGoggles well I mean what’s the track record?
Mongols 1 - Russia 0
France 0 - Russia 1
Germany 0 - Russia 2
1/3 ain’t bad
Edit 2/4 invasion attempts on Russia, that’s 50% success rate.
@@MrCoolguy425 technically 2/4 because poland invaded and succesfully captured Moscow too
What about Sweden, the ottomans, and Austria.
Ghengis Khan was the Michael Jordan of war
“Ignorance is in our bones but kindness is in our DNA” -A depressed turtle
M definitely stealing that quote
@Bali-A Same!
Did you see that reddit post from r/mildlyinteresting yesterday about vadalized turtle crossing sign?
it was made into "turtle king" with crown and everything. it was nice.
also suits exurbia.
and the internet is disrupting them both.
Bali-A 👀 Coïncidence? I think not
HOW can anyone dislike this? It's an inspirational masterpiece!
It's clickbait , title doesn't match the vid
@@ritaevora8521 Okay, that's true. 🤔
That was beautiful, thank you for the thought-provoking gift
"Ignorance is in our bones but kindness is in our DNA, and if anyone says otherwise, just tell them to fuck off ... with love" this man can be insanely inspirational, insulting and hillariouse at the same time, he is the definition of multitasking. He just does it all and does it right
Such a beautiful quote
kindness is not in DNA, empathy and feel of pain of other specie is in DNA, but it's not true kindness.
yes its very sad about what he did to that poor woman
"He just does it all and does it right" did you pay attention to the video he made? xD
Lol you know what's in our DNA, killing, if anyone says otherwise now That's ignorance
I'm not gonna lie. I ended up completely forgetting what this video was about
yes because it was actually clickbait and had nothing to do with the title
@@lol6ize I suggest you watch it again.
I never learned what it is about
@@lol6ize please watch the video and pay attention to it
@@lol6ize Watch his other videos, you'll learn how he makes his videos
unsurprisingly the answer is once more “be nice to people”
I don’t have anything funny to add so I’ll just say this video was amazing and the editing is great and the effort you put in really shines through. Thank you for your 16 minutes and 30 seconds of unique kindness that made my day.
Saw the title and immediately clicked to just say “you can’t”. I’m glad I watched till the end and I’m glad we agree.
This guy just humbled all the fools who clicked on this video on how to be correct all the time.
they got PRANK'D
i just expected exurb1a madness as usual
But he made the title misleading to begin with. You can say he was being deceptive for a good cause, but that contradicts his point.
I thought it was a joke so I clicked on it lmao
I just watch every Exurb1a video