Never let Mika & Momoi make a song | Blue Archive
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Also credits for the people who made it possible to make this song:
Momoi A.I Voice Model by LordDavis, Mika A.I Voice Model by Maestro
Original Song - Wowkie Zhang
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“Bro play Blue Archive the writing is peak.”
The peak in question:
This IS PEAK THO. IT'S PURE KINO
This is theater, get the fuck outta here
If main storyline its peak
and then they blued all over the archive, magnificent writing
It's peakou story I agree
Mika : why don’t we peace with everyone?
Also mika : those flippin gehenners…
Mika has two sides I guess
Damn she even used the hard r
I PRESSED THE SCREEN BECAUSE I FORGOT THIS IS JUST A CZcams VIDEO LOLL
Been there 🤝🏼
Is this canon?
The opposite has happened to me.
its a youtube video inside a youtube video
dam......it
Nagisa even brought her tea table with her.
She attended Ayane's anger control lessons 😂
she cant stand or else
Nagisa sit on her chair too much now the chair and table become part of her body.
@@1HistoryDragon so if she sat on me too much ... 😋
As usual.😂
Black Suit got the most racism out of there,bro is pure darkness
he is the racism
He's black ofc
Pure 👨🏿
He is the embodiment of niger
my man is Vantablack
Here’s to petitioning BA devs adding this to the game and making it canon
我不要 😂
我要
All they have to do is replace "Chinese" with "Shanhaijing"
Mika: Those Gehenners.
Trinewish
@@artyom1264 Trinitard
@@nemikoso Trinig-
@@Randommtf yo-
Gehenni-
this is the most well executed shitpost I have ever had the blessing of consuming
Not as extensive as the 30 minute dryness squad story one, but still a nice expansion of the momoi mika song
@@JohnSmith-fq3rg not as extensive as the 45 minutes hina birthday story one, but yeah, ig Its good too xd
Even in fanon, black suit is still a favourite character 😭
LET THEM COOK!🗣️🗣️🗣️🚨🚨🚨🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🚨🚨🚨🔥🔥🔥
"Lemme send this to my homie" 🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥
*sended it to the most DARKEST(☠️) person
The students who say Ni!
-hahaha 😂
🤡 Ni-hahahahahahah 🤡
Nice little Monty Python reference there
Nin!
Sensei: Nigero! (Run away!)
Shinon & Iori & Karin & Black Suit: Racist
Sensei: ………..
逃げろおおおおおおおおおお！！！
@@Javson_sensei 昔、「逃げろ」と言っただけでBANされた日本人ゲーマーがいました…。理不尽ですよね…。
Milleni-
-ggum
Trini-
@@IamTKLguy-ggy
gga
Best reply section period
Iori: as long as they stay out of trouble that's okay for me.
Little did she know that song will cause gehenners to march towards trinity and millennium with forks and torches 😂
More like guns and tanks 😂
Eden treaty? What's that?
Never played Blue Archive, but this was genuinely PEAK WRITING ✍️🗣️🔥🔥
An inspired song from from Shanhaijing, truly a 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟨 moment
"Your Honor, it's a Chinese song, if they think it's offensive to say a sentence connector in another language they are clearly being racist to the people who actively speak this language in their day to day lives." Momoi or something idk
Saul goodman?
Mika and Momoi doing some roasting just like on GTAV.
Sup can a loc come up in yo crib?
Amazing how you make it look and sound just like the actual game.
I am trying to make these dialogues look the same as the game as possible 🥹
Good job @@Javson_sensei
momoi if you head out start running or get a new face
Wear Midori's clothes and leave the Kivotos 😅
Most normal day in Kivotos 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
My precious students being based as always. 🗣🔥🔥🔥
Haters gonna say this is edited. This is absolutely canon event.
Sensei: Kono kōhī wa nigai nā.(This coffee is bitter.)
Shinon & Iori & Karin & Black Suit: Racist
Sensei:……….
ミカとモモイ：先生！このコーヒーはに−
シノンとイオリとカリンと黒服：！？！？
ミカとモモイ：苦いですよ！
先生：ヤバい。。。
@@Javson_sensei
聞き間違いは怖いですよね😱😱😱
An almost perfect recreation of average BA cutscenes combined with my favorite kind of shitpost kino af
Also thanks to Nick Kurayami for helping me on Black Suit's monologue. It's hard for me to adapt Black Suits personality 😅
Years of past trauma led me into Black Suit''s character 💀
Glad to be of assistance by the way 🗿
Good job@@-0--NikkuKuroyamiU--0-
Is there any full length version of the ai cover?
@@leobuana7430 Check on the description, there's a link there
@@Javson_sensei thanks
7:12 Kivotos literally has a "corrections bureau" (Shown at the end of Vol. 4) so... lmao
Mika could've easily broken out of there just like back in Trinity's 'detention' room.
Momoi? Not so much......
"I'll send this to my homie" ahh text 💀💀💀
Canon event
Unrivaled throughout heaven and earth 😭🙏🐡
7:11 As a punishment, you will get some brutal correction *fluids* from Sensei, a lot.
Sensei: "Its *Srutal Bex* time!"
You already know I have to send this absolute gas to my main man, BlackSuit.
Eden Treaty part 2. Feat. Millennium
absolute cinema✋😌🤚
This video is crisp as charred steak🔥🔥🔥
I always wanted to see the story behind this song and how did it end up with Yuuka crushing Momoi with her ass.
don't you mean, her *100kg?*
Absolute gem😭😭😭😭
This is true quality content. Subbing for more 😭😭😭
once again the fault lies with you, ishmael
I never played this game in my life but holy shit does this community have talent
3:12 ME FR FR LEZZZZZZZZZGOOOOOOO MOMOI MIKA HAHAHAHAHAHHA I love my precious daughter/princess!!!!!!!!!
You know things are going bad when Shinon WANTS to shutdown the broadcast.
Momoi, Mika, blink twice and play the soundtrack if you need help.
damn Nexon should made this become a true story on Ba
RACIST
r: respectful
a: amazing
c: caring
i: intelligence
s: sweet
t: trusty
WE GONNA HAVE SHANHAIJING STUDENT TO EXPLAIN WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
“ I'll send this to my homie ”
Oh man, I and sensei's mind is in sync
Haha😂What the f**k is that!
This whole fiasco got me laughing 🤣🤣
Pure quality content my dude 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥
shanghaijing song
Oh wow really funny!😂
But the ending was a bummer... Our gorilla princess wouldn't surrender her ideals just like that, without a fight... 100kg is nothing to her, not to mention Nagisa.
The gorilla may be strong but Nagisa knows her weakpoints
@@Javson_sensei Unfair😞
3:28 banger music chat
I reached out to Genryumon to hear their opinion. Shanhaijing's primary language is Chinese, after all. When I told Kisaki that the song was written in Chinese, she said it was the poorest, most pathetic excuse she ever heard in her life.
0:51 twin tower😱✈️🏢🏢
dies from peak fiction
Had I not play BA, someone can say this is canon and I will buy it lol
Ni shi na na ge na na na ge na ge na na
Na na ge na na na ge na ge na na
The real question is, why the fuck didn’t they listen to it before they blasted all around the city
The news editor: 😬😶
Leaving Momoi in charge of making the game's music was a mistake.
MR BLACKSUIT GET DOWN!!!!!!!
We can't let Shanhaijing get away with this 😭😭😭😭
Going to learn the language from Shanhaijing is worth it...
All for that moment 😅
This is now my new fav vid of blue archive of all!!! ❤❤😊
Nagisa only uses British colonial era slurs that were last used in 1895
Based.
Average MTC4 server:
Coordinated racism
What did you use and where did you get the transparent image for the texts? I am curious about that by the way 😁
This is kinda hard to explain but I am only using my PHONE to create everything. I may upload a tutorial and explain everything on how I make them if I ever get a good amount of subscribers :))
@@Javson_sensei Yow that's even more impressive, Keep up the amazing work! 😁
@@Javson_sensei high quality shitpost right here. im salute you, dude
@@Javson_sensei dude on the PHONE?! amazing
That's it, I'm bringing back the chroma
No Gehenna?
lmaooo this is such a high quality shitposting, my only gripe is that some of the students img are not in HQ but otherwise this is a superb one ni-
Yo keep cooking these banger vids
Wait for them doing concert in Africa.
All we need is an update from the devs to add this new story lol
Sensei's secret friend, Tanaka Hiroshi (self-imagined): What. Is. This...
That's crazy, isnt it? They both start on M and both hate Ns
i think mika would mistakenly say "N*ga-chan" instead of Nagi-chan
Truly Aryan Classic⚡️⚡️
YWNBAA
@@Puppeteer1453 It's over. Millions must Sleep.
@@KaiserAhuvya Zzz...
@@Puppeteer1453 *closing my A10 eye
not me pressing the screen...
From keep yourself safe to ky-
Subscribed bro. It was awesome
PEAK FICTION ✋🤐🤚
LET THEM COOK 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯
I Hope Someone Make MMD Version of that Song
NO WAAAYYYY
i loved this vid
Black suit fav song 💀
When I saw “阳光彩虹小白马” I suddenly laughed out loud ( ≧ワ≦ )
they are probally on the wanted list by yuuka now
Poor Shinon 😭☝🏼
Momoi: say it loud and proud, Sensei
I really thought this was canon until i heard the song lol
o/ HAIL MOMOI HAIL OUR PEOPLE HAIL VICTORY!
You could say... Mika and Momoi had a *_FIELD_* day with this song...
"gotta send this to my homie" bro really send it
Ni-
-ce content right? Right? 👀
-hahaha
that almost made me nervous but hey, it got me laughing so yeah its a very nice content indeed
gg
@@frostbiteiii8406 -er
This made my day better 😂🤣😭😭
Mika now has Momoi too. As Sensei, I'm proud of my girl.
Though, I doubt if Mika is serious, and with Sensei backing her, I doubt not even Millennium and Trinity can touch her and Momoi. Yuuka is just one Kyrie Elieson away from death.
Certified gamer classic 🔥🔥🔥
Javson Sensei and other sensei: Lezgoo, you two!!!
Meanwhile
Tatsuya Sensei: Looks like they need some actual correct.
Momoi: U...Uhmmm.
Mika: Oh no..
*Reload an Artillery*
Tatsuya Sensei: Black Suit, i agreed with you. Let's bring them know how taste actually punishing with double rascist brat
Black Suit: Let's go, Tatsuya
Mika: Ruun!!!!
Tatsuya Sensei: Hey, come here and i'm punish you in Sahara Desert, you two racial brat
Sending this to everybody who hasn't read the story yet (they won't be able to tell it isn't from the game itself)
I just hear neko-neko-neko-...