I was hoping someone here had the attention to detail to catch his expression shift when he heard "bullshit". I feel this was staged. Unless things have changed that much, some marine responded to an E-5 with that, he'd be smoked.
@@frankmata8028 Lol dead ass. There’s no way that would fly😆 honestly, I had an NCO that would flip out if he saw a Marine eating like that in uniform.
@@Therealphantomzero 😂😂 not me, it went from them calling out tiny judicial mistakes to me calling theirs out... whoops! I heard hold all marines accountable the wrong way my bad
I had one white soldier with a shaving profile cause his skin just did not agree with a razor. Like horrible breakouts whenever one touched his skin. This man kept 2 laminated copies of it on his person and in his wallet cause he got stopped so much. First time I met him and was about to dig in his ass about it he didn't even let me finish the question before he whipped it out lol
😅😂😂😂 I shave every single day. I can’t stand feeling or seeing a crumb of stubble. And my 5:00 shadow’s days are numbered, it’s over when I find out how to get rid of it.
@Roach_Dogg_JR Not for a newly promoted sergeant. You can be 21 and be a sergeant, depending on job. I was surprised when one of my Sergeants birthdays showed him to be turning 22. I'm 22 and just became Sergeant myself lol
Sound like pl skool usaf security police. Um the reg is recommendations son. So as long as I'm ya reporting official , I suggest I get that fuck shaving waiver n keep it on you ,or I be like a bicycle 🚲 with a broke seat, All in ya ass understand.
Wish they had that when I was in. It’s one of the major reasons why I got out. I just can’t shave without getting razor burn. I tried single blade, electric, nair, everything, none of it worked. I did my job well and I was always looked at as a bad Marine because my face always had permanent shadow on it or bad bumps from shaving. It was hard trying to go a day without being bitched out by some staff NCO.
This be real as hell sometimes they'll be ncos that don't keep up with all of the new orders coming down the chain of command, but you can certainly guarantee that the lower enlisted will be memorizing it word for word just in case they have a loophole against their ncos
2018, MCBH K Bay. Going through chemo, second time on AD as a Gunny. Had a no shave chit with a full beard and was prescribed Marinol (THC gelcaps), that I got from Tripler. I was a like a double urban legend.
@@thebicardiandcola6334 nope, I am army. Read up on it. You only have to present your profile to your first sgt or CO. Your nco can ask all day you don’t have to show it.
@@elantran-8395 Negative, Troop. You might want to read up on that again. Make sure you read the regs, and the references. What you are talking about is the "Commander's Exemption". You CO and only your CO not 1SG, can see exactly what is in your medical records. Regarding Profiles being HIPPA: AR 40-502 states that the profile will meet the "Minimum Necessary Rule" Dod manual 6025.18, ch 4.5.b explains the Minimum Necessary Rule" Basicly, leaders can ask to see a profile, but not ask about details.
@@thebicardiandcola6334 negative. Your medical profile has private medical information that again only your co or 1sg can see. I am in the 82nd I know my rules and regulations my guy. Your sgt/SSG can REQUEST to see it. It is not a lawful order, you do NOT have to show them. They can get upset all they want but they cannot discipline you for it. It sounds like you have a unknowledgeable command team and are probably in a conventional (leg) unit
Yeah I had a no shave profile for two month for razor burn and outbreaks on my neck and when I tell you I got stopped every hour or so gettined asked about it yet I know like 5 guys who are African American and just said to me " yeah man I never shaved I just said fuck it and I never gotten asked about it " and I'm like bruh that must be nice lmao
The old guard will never change. I’m a contractor and there are O-5’s that make comments to me and my friends for having beards. But that’s a nice thing about contracting, i can laugh in their face lol
I would of been enlightened me with these new orders. Cause I'm not tracking 🤷♀️🤷♀️ if you serving bs you better convince me it's fucking chocolate frosting
This is not the Marine Corp I used to know. First is the Sargent looks squared away, however I do have a problem with how the Sargent Carrie’s himself while addressing the other Marine. Chewing and walking at the same time. Then how come the Sergeant is not aware of the new orders. Then there is the way the other Marine disrespectfully said Bull S- sergeant. They act like Army not Marines. I do not know what the order says now but even if the marine has a waver. He should be at least neat, not scraggly. Back in my day, as a NCO I would have got my ass chewed out if I let this shit go.
It’s been called a “no shave chit” as long as I could remember. As far as the rest of your comment, spot on. The Marines “response”…. Whew… I’d be knife hands and neck veins the moment he said “BS Sergeant”… then again, I wouldn’t be rattling chow in my hands either
This shouldn’t have to be explained but this obviously partially a skit. No marine speaks like this to their NCO’s SNCO’s and so forth. There probably is an order about the shave chit, but let a junior marine make the mistake of speaking like that to a Sgt and it’ll be a very, very, long week for that individual
We had one recreit in our platoon that visited the sarge's so much, and everytime he would address the room by the book, like the whole spiel. So one sarge just laminated him a pass so he could enter any sarge's room without knocking and shit.
Dude as soon as I'm out I'm growing a fucking beard. This is the one thing that's consistently fucking stupid about the Marine Corps and our military period.
Ex Navy here...no shve chit was hard asf to get back in my day (93-98). We used to take a wave brush and rub our face to get it red and bumpy... lol but it worked. Kept a beard my whole second tour
He hit him with that “bullshit Sgt” and messed him all up😂
I was hoping someone here had the attention to detail to catch his expression shift when he heard "bullshit". I feel this was staged. Unless things have changed that much, some marine responded to an E-5 with that, he'd be smoked.
@@frankmata8028 Lol dead ass. There’s no way that would fly😆 honestly, I had an NCO that would flip out if he saw a Marine eating like that in uniform.
@@brokenarrowgaming3701 exactly!
😆
@brokenarrowgaming3701 the only rule is no walking and chewing, you can eat standing still.
"yes sawrent"
"no sawrent"
"bullshii sawrent" 💀
its sarnt, nerd
Rah sarnt
@@MarioMario-uy2my Huh sarnt
Sarnt*
@@graydi66y Ranger that, big sarnt!
If anybody wondering, the "long as u/ we/ I'm trackin' " means like as long as it's understood. It's just a way of saying "as long as you understand"
Thanks,
Thanks I have seen like 30 of these videos and was not sure lol
I was DEFINITELY finna ask. I’ve seen like 10 of these and don’t know what that means.
@@KashinOut94it means you aren't in the club
@@kartzzy6101 It means that you're probably the asshole of the bunch.
First time in history this man stopped shaking his skittles.
For real 😂😂😂😂😂
he was flabbergasted
The “shiiiiit as long as I’m tracking” hit me hard, I miss the Corps sometimes.
Fuck no buddd, I’m a 7212.. this shit is hardddd
@@Chris-rt7ph It's hard, but at least you made it through. Thank you for your service
@@thelegendaryt-rex4763 ur right , thanks for the support.
@@Chris-rt7ph ight man, it ain’t that hard, it’s fucking peace time af
@@fucksereinstrucotrs1711 u been to the fleet ?
Sgt got a taste of his own medicine
Faxx
Like your name🤣
Sure. Got a taste of general military authority for not lighting up that devil dawg for "bullshit sar'nt"🙄
Sarnt says and does what sarnt wants.
@@peterchristian1815 calm down Peter🤡
I used to keep marine Corp orders on me to refute higher ups lol they hated that shit
Commanders HATE this one weird trick!
Always keep it on you and youll never pickup rank 😂
@@sirseven3 yup that happened but also saved me I was generally liked by the commanding staff, so I picked up just fine after they got involved
@@Therealphantomzero 😂😂 not me, it went from them calling out tiny judicial mistakes to me calling theirs out... whoops! I heard hold all marines accountable the wrong way my bad
@@sirseven3the politics of people
His ass was chapped…when he hit’em “ Bullsh*t Sargent!”😂😂😂
Sergeant*
@@nosredep7873 Saarnt*
One hell of a happy ghost standing next to him
Under appreciated 😂
@@calebleeson5662 ong lol
This got me giggling like an asshole and woke up my gf🤣🤦♂️
This actually made me laugh hahaha thank you!
😂😂😂😂
I had one white soldier with a shaving profile cause his skin just did not agree with a razor. Like horrible breakouts whenever one touched his skin. This man kept 2 laminated copies of it on his person and in his wallet cause he got stopped so much. First time I met him and was about to dig in his ass about it he didn't even let me finish the question before he whipped it out lol
Yeah but if your black no one bats an eye
Hahaha I had a friend throughout training that did the same thing
Had a guy in basic like that. His face looked like it had permanent road rash.
😅😂😂😂 I shave every single day. I can’t stand feeling or seeing a crumb of stubble. And my 5:00 shadow’s days are numbered, it’s over when I find out how to get rid of it.
I usually shave every other day. My skin can't handle being shaved every day, gets too red and with razor bumps. Sometimes I shave every 2 days
"As long as Im tracking." That was so satisfying.
What does it mean?
@@ImLaminarBro He's not worried about what they're doing as long as he's doing what he needs to do, so as to not encur any penalties
@@FranzFartinand No it means as long as he is aware of what’s going on.
😂 exactly he's like shhiiitt as long as I don't have to worry about that shit no more
“BULLSHIT SAARNT” 😂😂😂
Das what the order says??....
Shiiiet long as Im tracking
This dude is way too comfortable with that hand motion 😂
What dude aint.
@Cayenne Captain touche'
Jang al lang ... jang ga ling
Wtf is he even doing ?
@@storman4482 jiggling skittles 😂 it’s a thing
I feel like this dude makes a funny ass platoon sergeant. He’s probably for the boys too.
He is a cool ass dude. I was in Iwakuni with him.
They never last too long . Then all of a sudden you get one off the drill field
I mean, yeah, he's making satirical skits pointing out the flawed logic and toxic leadership practices prevalent in the Corps.
@@K_L_Christmanhe looks really young to be a sergeant. I’m not an expert but usually those guys are way older?
@Roach_Dogg_JR Not for a newly promoted sergeant. You can be 21 and be a sergeant, depending on job. I was surprised when one of my Sergeants birthdays showed him to be turning 22. I'm 22 and just became Sergeant myself lol
They really be hating/jealous when you get that shaving profile
my dad loves that “long as we tracking” shit😂😂😂
Never trust someone who shakes their skittles
They wont melt in your hand
@@brianpersson8341 I never said they would homie
You can tell he wasn’t in AFG or Iraq. No one from that time line eats skittles any longer 😂
@@bj_slayz7918I know what you mean 😂 up to know good. Like OG Giggity
@@Gruntm203 Why is That ???
lol Yo, my old units would’ve been like, “That MCO is a recommendation! Get your fucking chit!”
Agreed!!! This new bullshit they coming with is ridiculousness
@@silentthought2871 fukking A, Roger that... Over.
Sound like pl skool usaf security police. Um the reg is recommendations son. So as long as I'm ya reporting official , I suggest I get that fuck shaving waiver n keep it on you ,or I be like a bicycle 🚲 with a broke seat, All in ya ass understand.
@@silentthought2871the shaving is from WW1 and no longer applies
“No sarnt…..yes sarnt”
Lmao these kind of people making new words everyday
@@jehuirasales3588 ?
@@jehuirasales3588 wdym by that you baboon
@@yela7335 LMAOO FUCK HE MEAN???
@@jehuirasales3588 please elaborate
Fuck i know the quad when i see it
Same!
1/6 Hard
Fuck tanks.
That is all
@@Cosmic_Charter_Music when did you served with 1/6 I was with alpha co 1/6 1993 to 1996
You talking about the barracks on that one long road on Lejeune that sits right by the water?
Damn, he had to check himself!!!🤣😂🤣😂
" as long as I'm trackin" that shit fucked me up 😂😂😂😂
“Bullshit sergeant”😂😂👍🏾👍🏾
Wish they had that when I was in. It’s one of the major reasons why I got out. I just can’t shave without getting razor burn. I tried single blade, electric, nair, everything, none of it worked. I did my job well and I was always looked at as a bad Marine because my face always had permanent shadow on it or bad bumps from shaving. It was hard trying to go a day without being bitched out by some staff NCO.
Damn the dad-sunflower-seed-shake is a great touch lmao.
Not sunflower seeds
dems Skittles
This be real as hell sometimes they'll be ncos that don't keep up with all of the new orders coming down the chain of command, but you can certainly guarantee that the lower enlisted will be memorizing it word for word just in case they have a loophole against their ncos
Or making sure they are following orders
Thank you for your service 🙏🏼❤️✝️
2018, MCBH K Bay. Going through chemo, second time on AD as a Gunny. Had a no shave chit with a full beard and was prescribed Marinol (THC gelcaps), that I got from Tripler.
I was a like a double urban legend.
Hope you made a full recovery gunny.
@@terry7491 thanks man. I did more or less. If was my second bout an I had to retire, but otherwise I’m doing pretty good.
Happy you’re doing better
@@wildebeestcommander1464 thanks man
K bay Marine!
Awsome Marine. Love. Seeing my Marines interactions. Semper Fi brother. From the class of 67-71
"gott-damn, alright man, as long as I'm trackin' (Skittles Skittles Skittles)" 😂😂😂😂
I remember convincing my command that asking for my medical information was a health info protection privacy act violation 😂
Can be a HIPPA violation as long as they dont know.
Idk why but I like when they be like bs that shyt be having me rollin
Ayyy one where he was actually humble
This implies that NCOs actually follow guidance and orders.
Damn the Marine Corps has changed
Funny thing is, your command can order you to keep one on you despite what the admin or paperwork says😂
Yeah but you don’t have to show your shave profile to your nco. Only your first Sgt or CO can ask for it.
@@elantran-8395 maybe in the the Corp, but the Army can ask for that shit all day.
@@thebicardiandcola6334 nope, I am army. Read up on it. You only have to present your profile to your first sgt or CO. Your nco can ask all day you don’t have to show it.
@@elantran-8395 Negative, Troop. You might want to read up on that again. Make sure you read the regs, and the references. What you are talking about is the "Commander's Exemption". You CO and only your CO not 1SG, can see exactly what is in your medical records.
Regarding Profiles being HIPPA:
AR 40-502 states that the profile will meet the "Minimum Necessary Rule"
Dod manual 6025.18, ch 4.5.b explains the Minimum Necessary Rule"
Basicly, leaders can ask to see a profile, but not ask about details.
@@thebicardiandcola6334 negative. Your medical profile has private medical information that again only your co or 1sg can see. I am in the 82nd I know my rules and regulations my guy. Your sgt/SSG can REQUEST to see it. It is not a lawful order, you do NOT have to show them. They can get upset all they want but they cannot discipline you for it. It sounds like you have a unknowledgeable command team and are probably in a conventional (leg) unit
If i talked to my NCO like that, it wouldn't matter if I was right, I'd be dead anyway.
When stop shaking dem skittles 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Seeing that brick housing in the back brings back memories of when I was just 5 living in cherry point
Yeah I had a no shave profile for two month for razor burn and outbreaks on my neck and when I tell you I got stopped every hour or so gettined asked about it yet I know like 5 guys who are African American and just said to me " yeah man I never shaved I just said fuck it and I never gotten asked about it " and I'm like bruh that must be nice lmao
Makes sense to give immigrants a break.
@@MikeDCWeld Wtf are you talking about
When I had a no shave chit my damn Msgt used to harass the hell out of me
I was waiting for the "show me in black and white". I know that is what I used to get when I would tell supervisors that the reg changed.
Sergeant really must be lonely. He's got the hand gesture going unconsciously and everything...
What a “yes soooorrrnnggg”
All facts on facts. We had so many people come out of boot camp and was doing this.
“Srnt” be having me crying everytime😭😭😭
when your Sargent looks like he’s twelve
What's a Sargent?
When you spell sergeant like you’re 12
@@angelsaucedo2231 gotteeeem
Yes sarnt
Buhshih sarnt you cant ax me 😅
The way he say searg☠️
hope y'all boys get that water right down there .... kinda crazy its ur own gov messing y'all up ...... stay safe
All I can remember is
*“STAY OFF THE F*CKING GRASS PRI!”*
No one cares about that anymore
How most leaders in all branches feeling now 😂😂😂
That was the coolest guide daamn I've ever heard!
"Yes sarn"
Stop beating your peanut lol
Like it owes ‘em money
Lol
I love informing senior staff on new orders...once saw a guy jump out his seat and jet to the computer lab.
Thank you for all that served.
Gahhdamn
This is army vibes. Get it together Marines
Marines are weak now as well. You'll be getting Emma commercials shortly.
@@MachineGunPepe so the commercials make a brach weak now? That's stupid as hell
@@MachineGunPepe last time i checked that was the Amry. U probably was a shit bag the whole time u was in
@@MachineGunPepe No lmao.
This man is definitely in Supply…
The old guard will never change. I’m a contractor and there are O-5’s that make comments to me and my friends for having beards. But that’s a nice thing about contracting, i can laugh in their face lol
Bro you keep doing that thing with your arm and hand people are gonna think you do alot in your alone time.
So guess we forgot how to Spoke Sergeant
The very rare "as long as I'm tracking"
“As long as I’m tracking” 😂😂😂 my my have the turns have tabled
Is he saying "sarent" when I was in that devil dog would be cleaning the smoke pit till he learned how to say "Sergeant"
Yeah well congrats you want a trophy?
@@adamsjourney98 unneeded
This is literally satire. He’s playing a character
@@lucasr6587
"Literally satire".......
Congrats dude, you had a shitty time in the corps
POG showing motion they do at office
I swear my PTSD sparked after he said bullshit Sergeant 😂😂 I wanted to jump through the phone 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol everytime he try to get in his groove n shake his skittles dude throws him back off till he just gives up n shakes his way out😂😂
looks like camp legeune
Looks like engineers in French creek, aka felony creek.
Semper Fi!!!
I remember those days back in 2000
This was a dope way to put young marines on game when it comes to changes to orders.
I would of been enlightened me with these new orders. Cause I'm not tracking 🤷♀️🤷♀️ if you serving bs you better convince me it's fucking chocolate frosting
Oh shut up wookie.
That’s not how Marines carried themselves in my day. 😠
Total joke now...
We ain't back in yo day
@@mikesmith339 bro like 90 Dw about it
I love the behind the sceens Marine. This duo is brilliant.
Bro had a solid Sarrrrrnnnnt🇺🇸💯
Lmaooo
This is not the Marine Corp I used to know.
First is the Sargent looks squared away, however I do have a problem with how the Sargent Carrie’s himself while addressing the other Marine.
Chewing and walking at the same time.
Then how come the Sergeant is not aware of the new orders.
Then there is the way the other Marine disrespectfully said Bull S- sergeant.
They act like Army not Marines.
I do not know what the order says now but even if the marine has a waver. He should be at least neat, not scraggly.
Back in my day, as a NCO I would have got my ass chewed out if I let this shit go.
It’s been called a “no shave chit” as long as I could remember. As far as the rest of your comment, spot on. The Marines “response”…. Whew… I’d be knife hands and neck veins the moment he said “BS Sergeant”… then again, I wouldn’t be rattling chow in my hands either
This shouldn’t have to be explained but this obviously partially a skit. No marine speaks like this to their NCO’s SNCO’s and so forth. There probably is an order about the shave chit, but let a junior marine make the mistake of speaking like that to a Sgt and it’ll be a very, very, long week for that individual
Were you in Nam?
theyre joking
It's just a skit you fucking fossil relax
We had one recreit in our platoon that visited the sarge's so much, and everytime he would address the room by the book, like the whole spiel. So one sarge just laminated him a pass so he could enter any sarge's room without knocking and shit.
Jesus Christ that’s the most pog looking sgt I’ve ever seen
Damn 2nd supply getting wild out here🤡
Lmao ! Thought the exact same thing!
I always thought the way they said Sarnt made them sound drunk and lazy
If you’re quickly acknowledging a sergeant or say it a lot it tends to naturally turn into Sarnt, start saying sgt a lot and see.
I love the way the guy says sgt
Never mess with a man who shakes his skittles like dice
Is he doing that because hes used to playing with himself than being productive
Bro you sound like a moron
My unit made up its own orders, glad I’m out
My fellow Devil Dogs got me clowning Semper Fi. 3051 Boxing Kicking Until the Tape Falls Off.
The quad...God I miss the Corps. Got out in 2002.
Same here
Dude as soon as I'm out I'm growing a fucking beard. This is the one thing that's consistently fucking stupid about the Marine Corps and our military period.
Youll miss it, heh.
It isn’t stupid, its to prevent lice, save time, maintain discipline, etc. But I get your point. OORAH BEARDS
@@oliverb.8995 Bro how tf can grown men get lice on their beards? Are they making out in the barracks?
Maaaaan I needed this shit. Them racist ass officers was on me
😂😂😂 SGT said as long as I’m tracking.
The more conversations you have in the military like this, the less your job matters.
Yeah right bullshit
Guess they don't teach proper English in the marines
No1 speaks proper! And this ain't English class you bozo
Ex Navy here...no shve chit was hard asf to get back in my day (93-98). We used to take a wave brush and rub our face to get it red and bumpy... lol but it worked. Kept a beard my whole second tour
Man if only the navy was this clear, had my face looking like the aftermath of a bee war
What is he eating 😂
Gotta be skittles by how he shaking it.
Mini pp's
Crayons Duh !
Chopped up crayons.
The Corps has really gone to shit......
😂😂 just because of the shaving?
Maine. Everything looks so familiar. This looks like HP 307