MY FIRST TIME!! NAKED DRUNK THOUGHTS!
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- čas přidán 4. 04. 2017
- I'm drunk... I'm naked... and I'm thinking?! These are all first times for me. What kind of thoughts or thots do you have? Thanks for watching babes! Stalk my other social medias down below!
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Love,
Liza - Komedie
Nobody:
Liza's water bill:📈📈📈
True
Rohan Nair 😹
The
Water company: stonks
This is why she only shops at the dollar store.
I was today years old when I realised that m&m stands for Mars and Murrie.
REALLY
WHAT
Oh well never mind I does
Me too
0_0 wow
"Rhinos are unicorns that arent skinny and white, but are just as beautiful" thx liza🤞🏻
Salute to her for not discriminating animals being beautiful
"Does a nipple ever feel sad that it's on a boy and it has no purpose?"
*I felt that*
Liza: "Because there just there for decoration!"
Me whos Trans: eh mine are useless
Did you know that men can actually lactate as well?😱
@@shyryTsr2k QUE?!
@@kennethfajardo9102 Si, it does actually happen! Look into it bro it's so bizarre.
Toasters are just tanning machines for bread
true
Ivy Mari LOL
Ivy Mari 7
Ivy Mari tru dat
Wow! The second Albert Enstin
"If you're in last place, you're just in 1st place, but in the opposites direction." Well then I've been in 1st place about 100 times!😂
Lydia Utomwen that makes a lot of sense Lydia.
Lydia Utomwen same
Lydia Utomwen that means last place LOL I GET IT
Lol
I feel bad for you for being in last for like 100 times
"IS CHINA MADE IN CHINA?!?"
GIRL U JUST READ MY MIND
Hahah
Wow...wait... No... You can't say that because is in your body😱😱😱😱😖😖😖😖😖
Is China made in China or is China made in China😱
@@FatzOne1 hi :):):):):):):):):):):)
.......
No its made down the street
“ what if global warming is just protecting us from another ice age” yo you made me pause the video and made me think for a whole 3 minutes
Honestly same XD
@kim Taehyung that's absolutely something that Taehyung would do in a situation like this
I’m still wondering on that one
BRUH SAMS LMAO
Ayo kim tae
*”There are more butt cheeks in the world than people!”*
Lmao, I died at that part
It’s true though
@@arielsusana3597 S A M E
That had me cracking up for about 15 minutes
@@arielsusana3597 omg same!😂😂 ur a comic genius
JADEN SMITH GON COPYRIGHT DIS VIDEO
Liza Koshy Who's jaden smith
+Kawaii Girl Are you stupid? That's Will Smith's son!
Liza Koshy pin the comment if you want it to be seen! I love you so much and I know all of us watching this do too! Keep being amazing just remember, it's 5 o'clock somewhere.
uhhhhhhhhbh ok
TRUE
"THERES MORE BUTT CHEEKS IN THE WORLD THAN PEOPLE"i actually never thought of that
Random fact: idk what m&m stands for, but Eminem stands for everyone’s mom is nice except mine
Y u h
Spurgt
lol but actually it stands for Mars & Murrie 😄
stands for mars and murrie
Mars and Murrie, the two creators who are actually the sons of the creators of the most known candy companies. Bruce murrie’s father was the founder of Hersheys and Forrest Mar’s father was the founder of (as his name implied) Mars
"There are more buttcheeks in the world than people." Woah...that's deep
no... buttholes are deep
Im having a panic attack
Kenya Africa lol
Lmao sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Liza Koshy 😂😂😂 OMG I LOVE THAT XD
" There are more buuttcheeks than people in this world!" ....I died there. xD
Mia Hd same
OML ME TOO
Omfg that was the best part of the video
I was about to comment the same.
Mia Hd 2:02
I’ve literally had half of those thoughts in the shower 🤣
It’s 2021, looking back at these makes me smile so much 😁 I’m so proud of Liza, I do miss her more on youtube but I rather her do what makes her happy and successful. Here is to you Liza, you have come so far, so proud 😭🥰❤️
ffs u are so FUNNY
doddleoddle dodieeeeeeee❤
doddleoddle queen of yellow
doddleoddle DODIE DODIE DODIE
doddleoddle HI DODIEE
doddleoddle OMG HIIIIIIIIII
what if rocks are actually soft but tense up when we touch them
Vincent Le That's on the back of a fruit pastel packet.
*Slowly claps*
Hatt TheCat sorry but what the hell is a fruit pastel
Vincent Le OMG
Vincent Le I will forever wonder if that's true
LMAO YES
Liza: **drops glass**
Liza’s fAcE: ;0
The glass: *wHaT dId I dO tO yOu?!*
liza: *EnOuGH GlAsS*
Liza: Orange is the only color you can taste!
Me: OMG why didn’t I think of that!
These were not drunk thoughts, they were Liza thoughts
It's the same thing tho
Skill Pill Same thing
Skill Pill lol
Skill Pill lol yes
Skill Pill yup
*my shower thought*
*if the waiter tells us to wait for our food, then aren’t we the waiters?*
ʟɪʟɪᴛʜ :00000
Why am I putting so much thought into that rn👁️👄👁️
True
Haha so true tho
*illuminati confirmed*
2:45 NOT THE KISSING THE WALL........ I DO THAT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2:28 i love how her eyebrow makeup just cam off on the shower wall lmao
I was dying when she said “THERE ARE MORE BUTT CHEEKS IN THE WORLD THAN PEOPLE
THERES ALSO NIPPLES IN THE WPRLD THEN HUMANS!
True every person has 2 butt cheeks so there are about 7 billion people in the world so there are about 14 billion butt cheeks
I am a nerd
2:03
Its true there are more butt checks more then hoomens
Kayden Rivera yep
Lol you're so funny, Liza.
are you guys planning to have a collaboration in near future?? that would be awesome.
💕💕
Timothy DeLaGhetto
Your hurtbae paroday was funny
Timothy DeLaGhetto SHE NEEDS TO BE IN WILD N OUT
Timothy DeLaGhetto Hey Tim
am i the only one that came back in quarantine :D
Nope
Nopeedde
This brings back so many memories! And makes me feel old 😂
guys i was so drunk i forgot my intro again. dang it. that would've made this video look longer too... lol
we gotchu girl you were probably still hungover ;)
Liza Koshy 😂😂I didn't notice the intro wasn't there until after the video.liza,you da best❤
Liza Koshy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i've been binge watching your videos for 2 hours now
Liza Koshy omg Liza I love u vids so much pls follow my snap - lilygracegana
“rhinos are unicorns who aren’t skinny and white, but just as beautiful.”
love that for liza
XDD
Heather fack you
YO I READ THIS AT THE EXACT SAME TIME!!!!
Don’t worry, she’s mixed
I love her. The one thing getting me through a bad time are your videos ♥
When she opened her shirt, I legit closed my eyes as fast as I could only to realize she had a bra on.
*Another shower thought*: If you were a security guard at a Samsung store, wouldn't you be called the Guardian of the Galaxies?
SparklsandRainbows 😂 That's so true!
SparklsandRainbows 😂😂😂😂
Jesus christ that fricking blew my mind
Yes yes you would
SparklsandRainbows I saw that on Calbell lmao 😂😂
"There are more butt cheeks in the world than people" 😂
Riley Pothier lol yeah I died at that part 😂
I keep rewinding and I laugh louder each time.
- My boyfriend thinks I'm insane. (Don't tell him that I am.)
Riley Pothier yeah 7.8 billion people and 15.6 billion butt cheeks
Riley Pothier poop
Riley Pothier fuckin lost it there.
"Pop corn in tortured corn"
This had me laughing for an hour
Yo I cried from laughter😂 love you liza❤
If a baby is 9 months old when it comes to the world, isn’t it still a 9 months old baby??
What colour is a mirror?
this hurt my brain
My brain cells explode💥
mirrors are actually green, look it up lol 😂
The color of a mirror is light. Just light. Big brain time...
Ellie Se a mirror is clear
If you run out of ideas, check this out. Any of this would be amazing if done by you
Swimming with Lizzza
Driving with Helga
Baby Liza meets baby Helga/Jet/Carlos
Pre-teen meets (Pre-teen) David
Target with Derek (idk with this is the character in David's vlogs)
Babysitting baby helga/jet/carlos
Support this ideas by liking it so Liza can see it!
MahR swimming could be really funny
MahR YA FORGOT DEREK ❤️
MahR YES THATS PERFECT IDEAS!!!!!!!!
oh my god, we NEED driving with Helga :DD or Jet!
MahR They are actually really good ideas 👏👏
Omg I already watched 3 vids from you and I already love you!!!
It’s been five years since this came out and I love binge watching these because she is one of the only people who make me laugh now
Dying of old age is just dying from not dying...
Wow.. I never thought of that! So true. 😢
🤯🤯🤯
I don’t get that. ;-;
......I don’t know what to say
If you eat a newborn baby, ur technically pregnant because the is a human inside of you
Who else is binge watching Liza’s vids because you miss her??
I do!!!
Meh
Yasss
me
LITERALLY ME.
Enjoyed your uploads since you first put them on here. My type of sense of humor; a giant comedian, goofy and nutty with three fold comic creative intelligence.
You just made my day popcorn it’s just tortured corn!
MY GURL LIZA TURNIN 21
Your profile picture is amazing with this comment lmao
Bullshit Detector No your profile pic 😂😂😂😂
Omfg ur profile pic is Tana
LOL THAT PROFILE PIC MATCHES EVERYTHING YOU JUST SAID!
Bullshit Detector Ikr, nice name and profile pic
I wanna watch a Jet get drunk version😻😻
Roxczanne Cheung oke
Helga would be more funny
Simply Libby yea but isn't helga already DRUNK 😂
Roxczanne Cheung I'm bored random person I just clicked
Roxczanne Cheung I agree
“THERE ARE MORE BUTTCHEEKS IN THE WORLD THAN PEOPLE“ LMAOOOOO
This is hilarious, we need more people like her!
if i had Liza as a friend i would be laughing all the time i swear
touchdalight Same
touchdalight hello
touchdalight OMG hey i love your videos!!😂😂
Same! I wish she was my actual friend! Love you Lizzza
touchdalight No probably not she plans what she's going to do and say so she probably isn't that quick irl
Not actually drunk kids... just my thoughts are. Even before I turned 21. EITHER WAY IT'S LEGAL EARLY SQUAD NOTIF GANG
Liza Koshy heyyyyyyyyyyy 💖🍾
HAPPY BELATED BDAY
I love you sososososos much Liza!!!!!
Liza Koshy lil brown girl
Liza Koshy ilysfm!!!!!!!
You are freaking hilarious 😂. I love watching your videos they always make me laugh 😂.
I love how Liza is casually eating m&ms and dinking coffes
And potato chips AND yogurt AND Swedish fish AND-wait that’s it
"Orange is the only color that you can taste"
*so we just gonna pretend like Peach doesnt exist?*
Also Crayola has some weird colors you can taste
hxsantos05 blue berries and black berries
@@madisenferrell152 Blue berry ain't a colour. Neither is blackberry
*_-Y E S-_*
Tiff W you’ve never gotten a crayon box with 96 colors
I feel like everyone comes back here in quarantine:(
Yep lol
Izzy I feel like nobody cares
Emma Slotter I’m fed up with these comments that’s why
Yep
Yup
Thank you for brightening up my day!!!!
I can smell rally fun content❤️👑
Liza, our little brown girl, ALMOST HAS A DIAMOND PLAY BUTTON !
Tuan Vo OML YOURE RIGHT
uhjj1 121ķ ,a 2t ' 99u ok
Tuan Vo 1k
Tuan Vo Sounds wierd when you said "Little BROWN girl"
Tuan Vo Oh yeaaa sure sure
I can't believe I've never thought of any of these
The best of Liza koshy
Ugh I missed her 🥺🥺❤️
I'd just like to leave a calm comment with proper spelling and punctuation, and say that I enjoy your content and find you humorous. Please continue.
*+Juce* Lol love your comment. Forget grammar lol. 😜 And agreed! 😅😄 Made my day lol. 😅👏😁😂😂💙
Juce There's supposed to be a comma before "and" because it is a compound sentence, but I appreciate the effort.
Looney Lura better? :P
OMG…SHE LOVED YOUR COMMENT…
Just to let you know, Liza Koshy, no joke, loved your comment!
M&M stands for Forrest Mars Sr. and R. Bruce Murrie, to identify their new brand, they combined the first initials of their last names: M & M.
Like so others can see lol
PrincessRoseyy nice fact👌🏻
PrincessRoseyy ooh I finally know
iAmCocoa and
THANK YOU! after all these years.
PrincessRoseyy Yeah uYeah to the boat in and the
Think you dropped this 👑
Liza's shower thoughts: *funny and relatable
mine: The opposite of love is not hate. the opposite of love is forever.
“Orange is the only color you can taste”
Blue is the only color you can feel
Gay Toast You can feel GREEN with envy... I'm sorry
Creeper Dude omg
Wolfie JK Games I think so 😂😂
gay toast said that before u did
And yess it's a comment
White with ivory
I think about these at night.
For example:
Someone out there is meeting their future spouse/baby bearer right now, and they don't know it, but I do.
I'M A FREAKING GENIUS
Natalie Webber 😛😎😎😝😝😎😎😎😞😞😞😞😞😞😎😎😜😘😗😉😌😌😚😙😗😘😗☺️☺️🤣😂😇😇🙂😂😂😄🤓🤓😐😐😑😯😯😳
Moooood
Omg u actually just blew my mind
What the hell😂😂😂😍
I HAVE 666 LIKES YES
I haven't watched you in 4 years I missed you!!!
I love liza!!!!!!
roses are red
yes that is true
vilotes are purple
NOT FRICKIN BLUE
Nimra Rajput they can be blue though
Nimra Rajput you got that from the merrelltwins right?
They can be blue too
Actually, the original colour spectrum went Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Violet where our light blue was just "Blue" and our dark blue was "violet" so TECHNICALLY violets are blue. Also Purple and Violet aren't the same colour, purple is lighter.
I already saw this
"there are more butt cheeks in the world then people"
-Liza Koshy
Goatlover679 Xx *than
haha I just noticed that it's actually true. If there are a quadrillion ppl in the world, then double that.
Goatlover679 Xx WHOA THAT'S SO TRUE I just realised that lol
What about conjointed twins?
Goatlover679 Xx pff 😂
"Popcorn is tortured corn" I was dying 😂😭🤣
Liza... is the most hilarious person I know!!! : D
All animals are naked, zookeepers are perverts 😂😂 What an interesting fact 😂😂
Fasha Shahrul as soon as I read this she said that👀👀👀👀👀😅
NoodleTheDragon !!!! Lolol
Fasha Shahrul Right😂
Fasha Shahrul yes! Army!
Fasha Shahrul hey but it's true 😂😂❤️
Am i the only one that noticed there was no intro
not the only 1
a Isabella Osili *there
o_o ONE MIN!!
**plays video again**
my god......... HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT?!
am* (not I'm)
Oh my goodness
Omg I literally typed in "eating cake every day" on CZcams, watched your "My addiction. Thoughts while eating" video, laughed like I never thought I would. Still recovering. Subbed you sistah! Your content is gold.
I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video on repeat😂
orange isn't the only colour you can eat 😂 what happened to peach?
sabeehah mogalia and apricot
sabeehah mogalia Almond, Asparagus (or Artichoke?), Chestnut, and Grape.
sabeehah mogalia because orange is both the name of the fruit and color...
Iman Al Kole peach is a color too
Or grape
If Liza Koshy says that she is a “little boy” does that mean David is gay?
Was
¿Maybe thats why they broke up¿
No he’s a lesbian
:0
No, she says that bc she always makes lil comments about her having a small chest lol
Hi liza, you are my hero. I love you and your videos, your videos always make me laugh! Love you so much
This video is so weirdly relatable!
I always wonder is the colour orange named after the fruit orange or is the fruit orange named after the colour orange?
gerbil squeaksalot The colour is named after the fruit
gerbil squeaksalot the fruit is named after the tree it grew on, and the colour was named after the fruit. Also before calling the colour orange people would call it yellow-red.
omg I was wondering the same thing
gerbil squeaksalot fairly sure the fruit is named after the colour.....but I don't know....
gerbil squeaksalot, there is also a country in Australia named Orange....
You can also taste the colour peach, lime, grape and plum
True
and apple
Teele K apple isn't a color 🤦♀️
And violet, if u are willing to eat a flower 😂
Also you can taste blue (berries)
THE WHOLE VIDEO MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH 😂😂😂😂😂
Wow i have never thought of this i luv this girl
I had a Liza ad trying to watch Liza
Gonna go get them beats now
The Woofers yo me 2 bro dat cool
The Woofers I subbed to the woofers
The Woofers SAMEEE
Crystal Smith08 No you didn’t
I didn’t get the notification
The Woofers lol
bro this popped up and i thought she finally posted 😭🥺
Amira Honeycutt that’s so depressing 😭😭😭
She posts on Liza Koshy Too
I always swipe right
@@princesseloiwilliams1339 wdym?
Shes back to posting on liza koshy too
I miss you liza😢
Omgggg this woman is insaneeeee😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
Liza, I dare you to kiss David like the way Corinna kissed Dom.
OMG YYESSSSS
LIXA DO IT PLEASE
Oh my God I was waiting for someone to say that MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED XD
who says they havent?
Music by Choice oh.. my god.... YES PLEASE
I can finally ask this...
who’s watching this in 2020?
Me
Why hello there
@@punkowl hey!
Me
Me
I randomly remembered Liza and now I’m binge watching her!! 😂😂😂
You always make my day
LIZZZA WHERE IS YOUR INTRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mariam Khan true
pro pic buddies !! yaaayy !!!
She was too drunk to rembrr
Mariam Khan because it wasn't Wednesday
Venus Moncaster yes it was April 5=wendsday
2:30
Did anyone else notice her eyebrows on the wall?
Axlliyxh Hxrdy yeah.
ᗪᑌᕼ
Yeah
No! 🤣
how could you miss it?
Who is this crazy person 😵.. I'm obsessed with her 😙.. even though its her 1st video of which I saw 😝.. but can't stop myself from subscribing 😎
I love you so much liza and this Is sooo funny 😂😂😂😂
This should be called *Interesting facts* because I learnt so much 😅
Kian Taylor I no lol
Yeah I know right
'Learnt'
Shadow ASMR ikr
so true xD
Anyone in jan 2019
Not me but I want to see people in the future
Me lmao
Jan 1
Fuck
Me Jan 3
Mehhhhh
rewatching now that i’m 6 yrs older and this video is still hilarious
When you dropped the glass lol XD I was crying in laughter