TACS - Pt. 1 Madonna's ultra cringe tour announcement video
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- Part 1. Ant watches Madonna's new tour announcement video, then takes a call from Leon in the Bronx.
Jan.17, 2023
TACS ep. 1509
The Anthony Cumia Show
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Madonna looks like she escaped from Area 51.
She looks like that floating mask from Super Mario 2.
More like area 65, sumthing.
Still acting like a teen
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New album title?
This is like being trapped at a table full of theater kids. Everybody’s loud and screamy, everybody thinks they’re funny, and nobody shuts the f#ck up.
You think the theater kids are laughing at inside jokes then it becomes apparent they’re laughing at stupid shit.
You're not lying. My old friend group was *ding ding* Theater kids. What a troupe those digits were
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HILAROUS. Although Madonna did so much for freedom of expression back in the day that I will always have love for her! Icon!
@@tula1433 Fair point. She was pretty fuckable back in the day too. Decrepit now, but ooooooh boy had I been alive back then
Madonna is looking like Axl Rose during his cornrow days
Axl was bad, sho' nuff. But "Esther" has him beat, easily.
I would dare Amy Schumer to tell a joke 🤣😅🤡
Give her a moment to steal one...
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My pussy fucking reeks and makes this sound "thrump! " 😜
That's one of hers but I think she legit thinks when male comics say they get paid to make dick jokes they're being literal.
@@jonw3462 a Woman "comic" that isn't afraid to talk about her Vagina is Stunning And Brave 👏👏👏👋👏👋
that she didn't steal
This is so forced and so contrived that I’m embarrassed for everyone involved
I can't believe they had Lil Wayne there...
@@knightscroftsquire-muldoon that drugged up coloring book
@@codymann6152
Haha! That's a good one!
@@knightscroftsquire-muldoon he's the only one there that I would expect to have a shred of integrity
@@zackmatulis4094 right?! He is a real down to earth guy with a lot of genuinely unbiased opinions. A refreshing thing amongst the celebrity type!
A woman of her age should have some dignity. It's just sad.
Perfect comment. Totally agree.
Well She Should Have went to Chers plastic coverer
Imagine how her daughter feels. Even at school now. What a hag!!!
this is like watching a bunch of office workers trying to be edgy
I once had to play this "NSFW" funny situation card game with my family and one of the cards I drew was me titfucking my mom and blowing a load on her face, and my mom was sitting right next to me.... that was less uncomfortable than whatever the hell this is
Heee hee we're wearing blue jeans!!
Lets go to a dive bar and drink canned beer!!!pbr!!
Should be a show called Office Twats
Reminds me of the people who think cards against humanity is actually funny lol
She reminds me of Gary Oldman in Dracula when he was old
omg perfect!!
@@smudgeeee6259 She does.. right?! LoL
Too accurate 😂
Now, see we're sittin' down here, ready to negotiate, and you've already given up your shit. I'm still a mystery to you. But I know exactly where your white ass is comin' from. See, if I asked you if you wanted some dinner and you grabbed an egg roll and started to chow down, I'd say to myself, "This motherfucker's carryin' on like he ain't got a care in the world. Who know? Maybe he don't. Maybe this fool's such a bad motherfucker, he don't got to worry about nothin', he just sit down, eat my Chinese, watch my TV." See? You ain't even sat down yet. On that TV there, since you been in the room, is a woman with her breasteses hangin' out, and you ain't even bothered to look. You just been clockin' me. Now, I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of
@@johngoldsworthy7135 I love that movie and I love him
I haven't had douche chills like this in years
GUFFAWING over here! BEST. COMMENT. EVER. Brava!
@@jeremygann3645 ribs. Hurting. Today!
same, dude. my body caved in on itself & imploded
@@Hotsaucedeluxe act like you got some damn nice
lol douche chills
Now Jack Black knows what Dennis Rodman tastes like.
I wish there wasn't oxygen in that room.
And they replaced it with nitrogen
I wish there was zyklon-b to replace it :(
@@bigaaron or white phosphorus
Or it blew up like Hitlers table
A man can dream
Don’t have respect for anyone who sits in a room with Madonna.
Well said..
Except perhaps an assassin. Or a brutal, baseball bat murderer.
I thought Madonna was wearing giant hoop earrings, but I forgot she's a senior citizen and those are her ear lobes.
Wow..the acting in this room is just so natural and not horribly scripted at all!
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A lot of Hollywood social gatherings are like this. So phony.
Ikr 🤣🤣🤣
A tongue kiss from Madonna can potentially pass along dementia.
Bless Ant. He has made me laugh so many times..
The man never disappoints
"This is kind of sad and gross." Only honest thing said in this video.
Opie’s wife says the same thing when he’s filming himself.
Everything else said directly related to that comment
That’s not Madonna, that’s a Squid-person from Venus Delta 9
Naw her face looks like the predators when he takes off the face mask
Madonna's face Holy shit!!! Imagine being in a dark room and running into that !!!
i feel bad for her kids
You mean those millionaires?
They're probably gonna be fine.
@@HankBukowski no amount of money can wipe that plastic, shameful thing from their lives.
Why?..If not for her they'd still be in Africa speaking in click clacks.
@@HankBukowski They will probably turn out batshit crazy. Hopefully not.
Her daughter is as scummy and hairy as her
Every single date or truth has to do with sex like they're all 12 again and a French kiss is world shaking
I wish the door was sealed and we could watch it slowly fill with water. Now THAT I would want to watch
I would pay to see that.
Amy could probably swallow it all like one of the five Chinese brothers.
I'd at least pull Lil Wayne out. No idea why he's there.
@@SlickArmor because
he's just old and creepy too
lmao
Madonna looks like she’s transitioning into a Puerto Rican
The Predator
She sure has banged enough of them. Wouldn't be that surprising.
The Hadron Collider really did warp us to another universe, didn't it? We have Madonna out here looking like handsome Squidward like everything is okay. WTF
Her face looks CGI'd😆 like De Niro in the Irishman 🤣🤣
Our gawd damn reality been raped and Mandela effected. Lol
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She looks like that lady cenobite from Hellraiser. She shaves her eyebrows nowadays probably due to the fact that, after so many plastic monstrosities enacted upon her face, her eyebrows are located near the top of her forehead, so shaved it is. What a freak.
We warned them!
bunch of over the hills, post-walls, also-rans and never gonna bes
The Irrelevant Girl Tour
These artsy boomers are living the parties they never got invited too in school.
the sad thing is, had she just aged gracefully and did a normal tour announcement she'd had gotten the same (if not better) response and still sold out. Now she has this garbage attached to her legacy and looks like a halloween mask until she dies. Good job... MADGE!!
You know it's bad when her kids started wanting to go back to orphanage
Good one!😂
I wonder why Eric Clapton, Willie Nelson, Bonnie Raitt and Bob Dylan don't start their tours like that?
Heh hehehehe!!
Aforementioned also subservient to Moloch/Baphomet, I betcha-just maybe not as tacky as Madge.
This wouldn't have been middle school outrageous.
Loving Ant almost puking while everyone there was cheering.
Madge's Desperardo Tour.......scraping the barrel 😂😂😂
@@publicidad.gratisSadly, they have nothing better to do 😅😅
I hated every second of that.
They think that they are edgy, but they are just junior high.
This is what you have to do when you're about to go on a musical tour but have less musical talent than 50% of anybody performing in any high school choir.
Well said :)
@@publicidad.gratis quantity and quality are not the same thing.
Based on how her face is looking now, I’d dare her to read a poem about things that are good and things that are a drag.
BAHAHAHAHAHA!
She's demonic as fuck... I mean the fact that she had 18 abortions
sunshine on my face
I just pissed myself! LMFAO
behave or she will set her lawyer "bull dozer" on you. meep meep
Why are all these relics from the 20th century playing Truth or Dare like they're in Junior High?
Bag a Bones World Tour
Jack Black starting to look like Jack Elam without the slack eye.
Madonner lookin' like some new edition Clive Barker cenobite
Underrated comment 😂🎉
Madonna looking more and more like a shaved Dr. Zaius every day.
She kinda looks like Marilyn Manson, after a 7 day binge.
she looking more like Pete Burns
Lil Wayne along with the rest of the room is gay.
All the stuff with her and child trafficking going on twitter is insane.
Video starts 10 min after they ate kid's thyroids...
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@@ghostpoop2349 your pfp brings me back lmao
This comment section had me HOWLING. I needed that. 😂🙏❤️
Amen, i am screaning with laughter
I didn't think it was possible, but someone is actually more sad and pathetic than Corey Feldman!
The perfect ending to the video would be a dude wearing a bomb belt, diving into the room shouting "ALLAHHHHH"
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im literally shivering right now and its not temperature related.
Weezy looks so uncomfortable lol!
Smiling and laughing yeah i see it.
@@BlackMorrisPNearMorrisey she looks hideous
Because they're all fake. Must be weird AF !
@@BlackMorrisPNearMorrisey ur just too retarded to see
Ant called him Wiz Khalifa too 😂
Madonna looks like South African Ninja from Die antwoord. Eric Andre is a goon. So sad Jack black is there but he’s a music nerd so he probably couldn’t say no.
"id run out of that place" IM IN TEARS
"After that, she'll be walking on her womb hanging out like a sock." was the grossest thing I've heard in maybe 4 months at least LOL.
Can't even tell they cut out Jack Black puking GRANDMAdonna's dentures out onto the table. Impeccable editing skills. 👏👏👏🤮
Hahaha!!! That was good!
OMG "Jack Black and Madonna's gray hairs would be like kindling." I am literally dying over here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh shit you're killing me, whew!!!!!
A documentary on sand would be more interesting than this tour announcement.
lol
Girls always scream “Woooooo” when trying to impress. No opinions, just “I’m down thanks for having me”
All the guys in the room like “this is whack 🙉”. And lil Wayne just too high to care.
I’d like to tell Jack he has a phone call and then lob a grenade in the room on our way out.
Hollywood loves remakes now. They should remake the Mask with Madonna. Not in Chers role though but as Rocky Dennis.
Good lord jack black sunken to an all time low
I always knew that Rage-Cage was the Cool one of the two
No, his all-time low was calling octogenarian Biden a badass.
The man was always an unfunny hack
That nasally dude thinks they make battered bread stick rings?
I'd like to be in that room with 1983 Madonna, too bad it's 2023 Madonna.
She was never all that attractive
Eh. Same herpes, different decade.
And hairy pits. Never found that skank attractive.
@@ryansgirl2002 You and the 7 people who liked your comment are full of it. Madonna was a huge star and totally effable in 1983. Now she's just embarrassing.
@@mr.brenman2132 I'm going to be a pussy and agree with both of you. 1983 Madonna was totally worth the STDs.
Watch Jack Black get divorced over this.
O&A is partially to blame for Amy's career.
She opened for Jimmy and got included in the Cellar group. Now she cuts his cameos in films.
She definitely blew the knee grow
And.....
...now has AIDS
The only hot thing about her still
Dude one put and… and the other thinks it’s the only cool thing about her still. They’re totes not racst and way more better of a gooder and love when the be el aye see Kay esses talk junk to us about how they be banging our women… sucks we can’t even retaliate … them girls r musty. Never a level play field
@@eatass5627 calm down Mr James Norton
Of all those people disappeared today, nobody would honestly care.
Holy shit, Leon From the Bronx was straight up channeling Patrice, word for word it sounded like something Patrice would have said
Leon rules
It really was uncanny
Holy shit the inflection and examples was just like Patrice. Baked as fuck thought it was an old clip from O&A at first.
@@ryanortiz7293 he perfectly captured the savagery and succinctness of Patrice’s thrashings and like Patrice, he described exactly what I was feeling watching this horror show unfold 😂
This comment annoyed me until the part actually came and you're right.
Suddenly I rapidly dropped weight & shivering under a blanket.
Someone’s gotta pay for her new rubber face
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lil wayne just randomly over there lookin more and more like a shrunken head
Cumia strikes again.
First time watching and I laughed so hard I woke up the whole fkn house. Subbed up and can't wait to watch more!
Omg you are absolutely so fucking hilarious man! Where have you been! Lol! 🤣😂 Not even through this video, I had to SUB ASAP!! Thank you for the laughs! 😂🤣👌✌💖🙏🌟🌟🌟....
Truth or dare was 30 years ago. Is anyone dying to see Madonna do more or that. And if the answer is yes was Mrs Thurston Howell not available?.
Did she tell her plastic surgeon to make her look like the bass player for korn?
This is illuminate humiliation ritual.
Really? Now that's interesting considering who is in the room.
7:13 “Why does he look like an old president now!?…ah man, these zingers are the best!
Doing Madonna would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
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This is Vogue for seniors
Seniors want no part of this.
Ant's still got it. Seeing his bewildered expression in the window watching this travesty is some unwritten comedy apex
I'm guessing that with Schumer and Black at the table, no one else got anything to eat.
Jack Black turned into Fez Whatley
When the dude at the end said tango and cash I was weak hahahaha!!!!!!!
This was edgy 30 years ago
All you have to do is see Jack Black throw out the 1st pitch at a baseball game to see he's clearly gay.
She's waaay creepier than Marilyn Manson.
Some sights are not meant for man. We're getting a rare glimpse into actual Hell.
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Why does she look like she is wearing a mask made of human skin...that is terrifying
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The guy who called in killed it! The guy from Tango and Cash LOLLL
I loved that movie!😂
Same. Seemed like it was on tv every weekend when I was a kid 😆
Damn she looks like one of those robots in movies with just a plain rubber face. Actually, she kinda looks like Amy Schumer lol.
She rims an onion ring, and the producer says “I don’t know I think it was a breadstick or something” Literally the opposite
I swear whenever I don’t know what to watch I just go back to Cumia commenting on random stuff
Look at this selection of celebrities and tell me how exciting their lives must be to come to THIS. Eric Andre and Lil Wayne have absolutely nothing better to do? How is that possible? Wouldn’t it be a hundred times more fun for them to just say no?
I'm really shocked the black/Jewish Sam Hyde rip-off showed up for this....not.
@@mr.brenman2132 that try hard stinks
i would sit there and act like it was fun for 25k too.
They all owe?
Norton would’ve gotten off on the bottle blowing.
Who still cares about this crone?
Well, we do - but in the same way we care about a wrecked tri-axle dump truck that was full of cow brains overturned on the PA Turnpike that causes you to say "holy fuck - look at all those cow brains."
Anthony’s immediate reaction of “what’s that?” Seeing Jack Black and his wife 😂
Nacho Libre lost his faith in the lord
Anthony is such a legendary broadcaster/ entertainer
They rebooted The Mask and cast a lady and obligatory Jack Black sidekick