if u slow it down u can hear him farting after the banger 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂and that ball sounded like metal and if i hit that i woukd literally cry😡😡😭😭😭😭😨😨😨😨that shot tho☠💀💀💀
0:03 the ball sounds like a heavy metal. Is his feet fine? He is strong. And he shoots and hit the right bar harshly. The ball goes fast and loud to the goal. I love it scene very much.
his shot was so fast that i had to slow down the vid what the hell absolute beast
Heck
@@marthat542No?
Then get your eyes checked because it was perfectly easy to see
@@mohammedhasanainnajafi9981r/wooshh
He was saying this as a joke guys
Bro really ripped one after that absolute banger
Bro the real liver king
I didnt stay alive
what
@@lemmecook911
liver tastes good, i eat it a lot
@@Cakeatsame
@@Jakodah W FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS
Imagine if haaland shoots a ball like this directly in the liver of a defender 💀
he’d die
Well rip to that defender
Imagine his shot hit's someone balls
No children@@yourlocalcrystaldealer
Bro would get it out and eat it like a true Viking
Were you not shuffling everyday?
122 likes no comments lemme fix that
@@CR7_GoatZ3 12 likes no reply? lemme fix that
@@itzastral65602 no more number 3 is here but where is number 4?
167 likes and only 3 replies? Let me fix that
4 replies lemme fix that
Why is he not shuffling😭
he shot it so hard that when he hit the ball it made a basketball sound💀
When he doesn't say "I swear man" and "Everyday im shuffling" it's over bro...
Man that was a shot no keeper could save
Yes they can
@@FcMobilePro16 no
the keeper could prolly jump right, and if high enogh he would catch it
That wasn't a fart, it was a notification he got
Notification for his fart
Notification his battery is running out 🤖
"Shaking hands with God"
Bro aint gon' have hands after that
cool joke! i thought i heard it somewhere...
Not everyday he’s shuffling
Bro’s shot was so good he had to let off a MAD fart 💀
Man is a beast
HES NOT SHUFFLIN!
CRAZY SHOT POWER! 🤯
If the ball rebounds off the side post and hits the goalkeeper’s face he would be the one meeting god 😭
WTF IS THAT USERNAME
@@Brainzgaming I’m just better
Bro just want to play like its funny
Congrats on 6.5K subs
Thx bro
why did u shuffle@@Schteiny
Why didn’t you shuffle today? @@Schteiny
If he tried to save it, he would be up there shaking hands with God now
YO BRO JUST HIT 4K SUBS JUST RN
Crazy
@@Schteiny8k
Shot was 🥶 bro halland
That looked like a 95mph 4seem fastball
the flag alongside japan is of liberia not america bro
@@Ziye960 it’s Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 not Liberia 🇱🇷 bro. See the difference
@@JAPARICAN50-50 ok sorry
New goat alert
That sound😮 when he kicks😮
I swear when I clicked on this video, a FIFA ad popped up and it's about Halland;-;
When you have a full breakfast before training😂
he did a lil dukie 😂
Why is is that when I translate to English the 😂 emoji turns to ???
Man I want to see him do this during a match
Yes
Such a good striker, but against chelsea his head just wasnt helping him at all
Bro that fart must have had some power to it aswell
everyday im shufflin
I dont know which one was louder him murdering the ball or that beast of a fart? 💀💀
the answer ThAt BeAsT oF fArT
Everyone: Guys Halland is human
Me: Nah he is robot
I cant believe ive watched shtein for 7 months already
that curved both directions…
Bro risked it for the clip😂
he kicked that and made it sound like a voleyball
0:05 bro really released an intercontinental thermonuclear shart after that one
Bibidi cooked up one hell of a banger
0:05 LOL WHAT IS THAT FART
The butcher put in there some explosive beans ngl 💀
haaland shot is like robert carlos
Good shot the goalkeeper had no chance
He is CARNIVORE....
I AM CARNIVORE.....
That ball clearly lost air, that sounded like a damn kickball
🎉🎉🎉
bros shot was so fast that the ball glitched.
was not him... was the ball... ball shat itself
That sounded like a bullet wtf 😭
Haaland is a freaking robot😅😅
People who saw the haland add at first
You forgot to shuffle man.
FRRR
Bro had to let some gas out because of overheating 💀
The fart💀
imagine the ball just hit someone's head 💀
yeah
"He would be up there shaking hands with god now..."
"...but with what hands?"
😂
Ahh good one 😂
what is that curve on the ball at 0:00
The ball looks like it was controlled by a remote
Bro imagine this is in your dream that is disturbing
i think he was laughing lol
HE JUS RIP A MAAAAAAAAAASSSIVE ONE. HOLY SHIT.
You're not shuffling!
project wild card? (kunigami thing)
Halaand is not a HUMAN, he's a human, just lowercase 💀💀
0:06 who heard that?
Bro's shots are equal to Mike Tyson's hooks
if u slow it down u can hear him farting after the banger
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂and that ball sounded like metal and if i hit that i woukd literally cry😡😡😭😭😭😭😨😨😨😨that shot tho☠💀💀💀
let er' rip
In the beginning i Heard Someone Throw up
what hapened to your energy we love you
It looks like he kicked a basketball so hard
everyday hes not shuffling?
I could barely see the ball moving at 0.25x speed
I met him before and almost died
I slowed down the vid and his shot was still fast
0:05 "the fart 💀💀💀💀"
don't you guys remember the "TOO FAR FOR RONALDO TO THINK ABOUT IT"
Why does it smell like flowers over here? 🍷🧐
0:06 bro farted😅
The thumbnail💀a
imagine he breaks the ball.
bro i remember before this used to be ronaldo
Metal sound?
bro i thought it was normal to eat liver and heart, it tastes so good 😭
what.
@@Sxwifter I LOVE IT 😭
@@Sxwifter is eating fish eyeballs weird?
@@Cakeatyes actually it’s kinda no not kinda very weird
@@MasterxEditz123 nahh it tastes good 😔
Bro has kicked a goal and fart
I also did that 😂
Haaland is human
Bro let it rip
Headland vs haaland
He’s not human… he’s viking
Follow God ❤ 🙏
I would be starting Project Cristiano...🗿🍷😈🐐👑🇵🇹
SIUU
Cristiano power shot 😢
Yup we have officialy found the killer
brock vs haaland ⏳️
0:19 - 26 is 😂
Hear 00:05 to 00:07
0:03 the ball sounds like a heavy metal.
Is his feet fine? He is strong.
And he shoots and hit the right bar harshly. The ball goes fast and loud to the goal. I love it scene very much.
Some Footballs sound like that, idk why some do but my fifa World Cup 2022 ball sounds like that when you kick it
why doesnt bro do this in games