‘You’re like a vitamin enriched Brian Blessed’

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  • čas přidán 16. 06. 2024
  • Infiltrating the world of darts with the ‪@officialpdc‬ players and ‪@paddypower‬ #greetersguild #troyhawke
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Komentáře • 73

  • @nolansdavid
    @nolansdavid Před 6 měsíci +124

    "I'm waiting for my wife" Aren't we all? 😂

    • @Olly1987
      @Olly1987 Před 6 měsíci +8

      I'm still waiting for mine 😂

    • @1amb1
      @1amb1 Před 6 měsíci +6

      plot twist - actually, Troy is himself waiting for that man's wife 😂

    • @nolansdavid
      @nolansdavid Před 6 měsíci +5

      @@1amb1 that's what I was hearing. Yeah mate, we're all waiting for your wife.

    • @nathanfast7974
      @nathanfast7974 Před 6 měsíci +1

      "Haha, right? Hey, hold on now..."

    • @neiloldfield8661
      @neiloldfield8661 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@1amb1that man is Michael van gerwen 😂

  • @jezza46
    @jezza46 Před 6 měsíci +45

    Troy is a national treasure. In fact, we should have a national Troy Hawke Day, where everyone goes around complimenting each other. What a great day that would be.

    • @NevilleBamshu23
      @NevilleBamshu23 Před 6 měsíci

      Spk like troy day...they have spk like a pirate day...lol

    • @Angelosanto
      @Angelosanto Před 6 měsíci

      November 6th

    • @2headedgeek
      @2headedgeek Před 5 měsíci

      Crikey, he is only in his 30s not his 80s.

    • @jezza46
      @jezza46 Před 5 měsíci

      @@2headedgeek really….

    • @howardmonument6093
      @howardmonument6093 Před 5 měsíci +2

      I think that's a fantastic idea. Sadly most of the world doesn't focus on things like this. If only everyone was like that

  • @jerrytwolanes4659
    @jerrytwolanes4659 Před 6 měsíci +17

    More! Longer! More often and longer videos!
    Thank you Mr. Hawke!

  • @rickj.9202
    @rickj.9202 Před 6 měsíci +19

    When I see Troy Hawke pop up in my feed, I reflexively smile. I know my day suddenly became better. 👏🏼

    • @pooroldfred
      @pooroldfred Před 2 měsíci +1

      Same. Im a little hacked off that some rubbish tubers have millions of subs and Troy has only 75k.....im going to recommend him to everyone! He always puts me in a good mood

  • @angelakenneth5626
    @angelakenneth5626 Před 6 měsíci +7

    Oh for the love of giddy goodness. Seeing you greet some of my favourite darting players and seeing the reactions was like the best Christmas present ever

  • @michal4365
    @michal4365 Před 5 měsíci +8

    The level of literacy and a speedy wit, going from your brain straight throught your vocals, is a concentrated amazement. Your tongue is like a hurricane and when you deliver that cheeky smile/look combo, even the toughest guys and gals get butterflies in their stomachs. Love your videos and love your work. You are my spirit animal, which, I´d think, should be an ocellot wigh a shiny purple coat :)

  • @TC_here
    @TC_here Před 6 měsíci +20

    Troy Hawke F1 Grid walk.. Make it happen :)

    • @patmullins1
      @patmullins1 Před 6 měsíci +2

      He did one greeting people arriving at the track once before, my favourite bit was when he said to George Russel "I didn't recognise you with your shirt on"

    • @mcirelandosharma7411
      @mcirelandosharma7411 Před 5 měsíci

      That lot would be wayyyy to stuck up to receive this genius. Might make for a funny video I suppose though.

  • @davidharrison3086
    @davidharrison3086 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Vitamin enriched Brian blessed stop it 😂👏🏻

  • @thestalkinghead
    @thestalkinghead Před 6 měsíci +5

    i got this title as a notification on my watch, without any context, i had to watch it

  • @robertg3921
    @robertg3921 Před 6 měsíci +9

    Lol Van Gerwen

  • @p4cks
    @p4cks Před 6 měsíci +2

    words cant describe how politely intrusive you politely find yourself

  • @zosterinski
    @zosterinski Před 5 měsíci +1

    that last comeback was brilliant :))))

  • @newriverfilmproductions8228
    @newriverfilmproductions8228 Před 6 měsíci

    Lolllll😂 ‘of course you are. Aren’t we all!’ Xxxkeep em coming ! Xxx❤❤❤

  • @danielkarlsson258
    @danielkarlsson258 Před 6 měsíci +4

    "Aren't we all?" 😄

    • @Jo-yp8wy
      @Jo-yp8wy Před 6 měsíci

      Nope. It's usually me waiting for him, lol.

  • @howardmonument6093
    @howardmonument6093 Před 5 měsíci

    Merry Christmas Troy!! 🎄
    You are a shining light in this distortion of reality which we call life! Love the character and your fantastic quick wit and particular use of vocabulary. Most fabulously worded compliments in the world. Every store should have a Troy. I feel deprived, I've not seen you in my town when I've been shopping. You'd absolutely would make my day!!! 🧐🇬🇧🎄

  • @ct5625
    @ct5625 Před 6 měsíci +7

    These videos are too short!

  • @shawnabear6756
    @shawnabear6756 Před 6 měsíci

    Need more buddy, need more. Funny as f*ck😂😂

  • @aharrymarry
    @aharrymarry Před 6 měsíci +2

    Telling van Gerwen he has an Fabulously simmetric shaped head. Dude looks like Shrek😂

    • @NicolaiHenri
      @NicolaiHenri Před 6 měsíci +1

      His most inaccurate compliment so far, but damn funny nonetheless 😂

    • @aharrymarry
      @aharrymarry Před 6 měsíci

      yeah funny as hell :)@@NicolaiHenri

    • @mcirelandosharma7411
      @mcirelandosharma7411 Před 5 měsíci

      Shrek can still be symmetrical 😂

  • @NevilleBamshu23
    @NevilleBamshu23 Před 6 měsíci

    Thundering hurricane ov allotment energy...amazing..ha ha ha

  • @marshallsonmotorsltd2101
    @marshallsonmotorsltd2101 Před 5 měsíci

    Michael van Gerwen letting out a fart at 0.30 😂

  • @dukeofdevon5608
    @dukeofdevon5608 Před 5 měsíci

    “Your a thundering hurricane of allotment energy” 💀💀💀💀

  • @LauritZenc
    @LauritZenc Před 5 měsíci

    Finally Troy and van Gerwen in the same video!

  • @UKDrivingTest
    @UKDrivingTest Před 6 měsíci

    Your brave coming to Crawley in May!

  • @Shorty-uh9ks
    @Shorty-uh9ks Před 5 měsíci

    Bro said aren’t we all 😭😭

  • @av-bg2hr
    @av-bg2hr Před 6 měsíci +3

    Do you currently hold an allotment? 😂

  • @robertedington2860
    @robertedington2860 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Brill

  • @ryanhenro7649
    @ryanhenro7649 Před 6 měsíci

    Just grand 😂👍

  • @AM2K2
    @AM2K2 Před 6 měsíci

    Ohhh Michael van Gerwen

  • @zosterinski
    @zosterinski Před 5 měsíci

    uuuh, didn't expect a darts episode

  • @JimmyJimmyEnglish
    @JimmyJimmyEnglish Před 5 měsíci

    MVG was too busy googling the nearest Greggs location

  • @londonspade5896
    @londonspade5896 Před 6 měsíci

    Which city is that?

  • @OneForTheNorth
    @OneForTheNorth Před 5 měsíci +1

    How come not a single one of these boys knew who Troy was? 😂

  • @senorpasso8670
    @senorpasso8670 Před 6 měsíci

    John McDonald (MC) was completely clueless as to the allotment quip!

  • @jamesdean1148
    @jamesdean1148 Před 6 měsíci +1

    needs his own tv show lot funnier than some of the goons on tv

  • @mrp9597
    @mrp9597 Před 3 měsíci

    They all turn up in there shirts?? Wtf 😂

  • @peterlo2551
    @peterlo2551 Před 6 měsíci +1

    in terms of full figured top athletes performing at global top level, the professional dart players seem to be only surpassed by sumo wrestlers.

  • @beniteztheconman
    @beniteztheconman Před 6 měsíci

    Darren gough

  • @CobraClipsIt
    @CobraClipsIt Před 6 měsíci

    I love you daddy

  • @davidthomas9190
    @davidthomas9190 Před 6 měsíci

    😂😂😂😂

  • @whiiteshirt7192
    @whiiteshirt7192 Před 6 měsíci

    A bunch of British darts fans went to New York to watch Brits play darts? Ok.

  • @brianfunt2619
    @brianfunt2619 Před 6 měsíci

    I thought that was the twin towers at the beginning

  • @mr.d5314
    @mr.d5314 Před 6 měsíci +4

    Paddy Power? It's very hard to keep one's shoulders back while simultaneously stooping so low.

    • @alunmurison7421
      @alunmurison7421 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Get a life it’s not as if Troy is being paid to encourage betting unlike your favourite footballers and thug actors. Your obviously a sad individual.

    • @mr.d5314
      @mr.d5314 Před 6 měsíci +3

      @@alunmurison7421 Fair play. But I think that advertising the product IS encouraging people to use it, therefore advertising a betting company IS encouraging people to bet.
      I just think that it's disappointing to see people with credibility selling their souls to scumbags like the betting companies, and I think that anyone who does it is fair game for being commented on.
      No one can expect to advertise a low-shelf outfit like a bookmaker and get a pat on the back for it.

  • @theskolcup
    @theskolcup Před 6 měsíci

    Ahhh, what a shame, Troy has became a shill. [insert Bill Hicks' quote about people selling out here]

  • @user-pr5rl6qq9v
    @user-pr5rl6qq9v Před 6 měsíci

    Damn I really like you, but advertising gambling, thats a shame.

  • @sabretooth5404
    @sabretooth5404 Před 5 měsíci

    Didn't know Troy was still doing these. His act has gotten old fast

  • @McStoolio
    @McStoolio Před 6 měsíci +1

    Shame you’ve caved to taking the bookies silver, Troy.

  • @howardsend6589
    @howardsend6589 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Fail to see the humour, sorry.

    • @ryanhenro7649
      @ryanhenro7649 Před 6 měsíci +3

      Don't be sorry...enlightening and attempting to give light to a stranger's day at a door is not for everyone...I think it's just fine 😊

    • @goodbyebluesky43
      @goodbyebluesky43 Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@ryanhenro7649I think it's a desperate attempt at seeking attention. People will do anything these days to be known or try and be relevant.