@@Mukhleesyeah sure the second one is ain't no way that I'm going to get beat up by a two-year-old. Assuming she's like 20 kilos then I could punt her like a non-American football.
@@Adhemz I'm crying Thank you so much jeff,you pinned me twice now 😭❤️you can't imagine how much this means to me,I've been a fan for almost 2 years 😭❤️❤️
Clearly they should resists as much as possible against the abductor but yeah some of these moves already look stupid on adults and even moreso on kids if you consider that factor you mentioned
@@chocolatelover9121 depending on the martial arts used can truly determine this i know krav mega makes there moves looks stupid to get people to underestimate the victim
@@moonlightgamezyt450 to be honest I allways had the opposite impression, a lot of fighting styles have very flash moves when krav maga is like "straight punch is still faster" They do however indeed emphasis on you prioritizing survival over "engaging in combat" and getting out asap, whereas a lot of fighting sports train you to enter a ring/arena and face off untill the other one gives up/doesn't get up anymore But yeah like this Xavier in the comment section krav maga also tells you to run whenever you can, and a lot of other fighting styles basically tell you to 'show them what you're made of' when some peeps are looking for trouble
They literally forget the strength of an adult compared to a child 👌 (Edit: For the love of God and a joke don't keep telling me that the child isn't always all weak-)
He is a real egyptian ancient like you see in the pictures that enslv ng nubians. Sadly afrc mericans claim to be of this persons Master origin. This guy ylu see in that Video ensl ng for over 5000 years. Even through the saharan slv trade. Amcient egypt was even purer middle eastern dna than today egypt as dna studies ahow of ancient mummy dna
That teddy bear deserves a Oscar for his pain and sacrifices Edit: DANG!! I wish the likes was my subscribers but tysm for the likesss!! And yes I know what an Oscar is
He smiled so that idiots like you would understand that this was a joke. He simply showed in a joking manner that this would not help and the child should be protected differently
thanks for teaching us how to defend against a fully trained child. ill be forever grateful you never know who is lurking around the streets of gotham.
Rip there will be one day that teddy wont come home his wife and kids will ask where is papa bear and the only think that we will be able to say is that he was hit with the common sense senator and was found to be dead paramedics pronounced him D.O.A his funeral was held in pasco, wa he was a legend and better that a loving father who cared so much for his family teddy died that day a true hero, dad, husband, brother, son, a hero. Although he is dead his death will not be in vain and as this day ends teddy grows with gladness and joy in heaven. And as you click of the comments section then off the video you realize that you shall never see this comment again or will ever remember the last words that teddy every said RIP TEDDY 14BCE-2023
I MET HER IN REAL LIFE 😳🧸 czcams.com/video/oYDCrvAfi84/video.html
WHY?!??!
beans
WTF👁️👄👁️ is wrong whit you?!?!?!
And that's funny😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Aw hell naw 💀
The guy is literally destroying that child in every possible way💀
glad we saw the same video
never let them know your next move
@@a.9589 @ Clearly not, because I managed to see THE JOKE.
Fr
Pause. Just pause. What do you mean by that?
The kid shows self-defense, while the guy shows common sense
Underated.
damn rhyme man
Both are Intelligent to get Views .
damn
@@Mukhleesyeah sure the second one is ain't no way that I'm going to get beat up by a two-year-old. Assuming she's like 20 kilos then I could punt her like a non-American football.
The kid was teaching self-defense. The dude was teaching Yeetus Deletus
"What colour is your Bugatti"💀🤣🤣
mekleren lu warna apa boazz
There are some more tips in the discord basement 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
😏😏😏👾👾👾
@@Adhemz I'm crying
Thank you so much jeff,you pinned me twice now 😭❤️you can't imagine how much this means to me,I've been a fan for almost 2 years 😭❤️❤️
@@JuanaHammad you stole it nooo
@@Glitchy_Clipz I'm sorry,but stole what?
@@JuanaHammad mah 📌 but Is fine lol
The "what color is your Bugatti" killed me😂
and me 🤣🤣
same
Me too
Bet u had a straight face the whole vid
PAGANI
The last one🗿
Bro is helping kidnappers💀😂
Fr 💀
Sometimes they forget that adults are much stronger than children
Clearly they should resists as much as possible against the abductor but yeah some of these moves already look stupid on adults and even moreso on kids if you consider that factor you mentioned
@@chocolatelover9121 depending on the martial arts used can truly determine this i know krav mega makes there moves looks stupid to get people to underestimate the victim
There only one advice for children and that is Run!!
@@moonlightgamezyt450 to be honest I allways had the opposite impression, a lot of fighting styles have very flash moves when krav maga is like "straight punch is still faster"
They do however indeed emphasis on you prioritizing survival over "engaging in combat" and getting out asap, whereas a lot of fighting sports train you to enter a ring/arena and face off untill the other one gives up/doesn't get up anymore
But yeah like this Xavier in the comment section krav maga also tells you to run whenever you can, and a lot of other fighting styles basically tell you to 'show them what you're made of' when some peeps are looking for trouble
@@xavierzaxavier5873 nah bruh thinks kids scared as a kid myself I fight professionally my favourite move is the uppercut
his pose after every fatality is ✨golden✨
LOL
Im the 600th like
I'm the 673th like
He got the Almight pose
Nothing Personal just Business...
It's so funny when he throws the teddy bear😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵🤕🤕🤕
😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵🤕🤕🤕
She really knows what she doing.
people who tried it✅
The official wtf button
👇🏻
The kid didnt realize adult have power, speed & brain 🗿
but adults grow to old , but child grows to you***💀☠️🥵
old man > woman @@ainewslatest1
@@ainewslatest1what the fuck?
@SONYWFXM4 wtf that's disgusting bro you don't gotta say it like that and WHY THE EMOJIS YOU NEED THERAPY
@@user-bf2ue4cu1r I meant young that means they become very dangerous 😏😏😏
Disclaimer :
No TEDDY BEARS were harmed in the making of this video.
But the girls' feelings were
😂
@@slayride771 😁
uh huh…..
Sure 😑
This is doubled
Bro had no mercy ☠️
Bro really said "F them kids!"💀
“What color is your Bugatti,” 💀
“Waht caler is yore Bugaté”👏😘💅
In this case colourless
fortnite battlepass
I wanted to like but the amount of likes was 69 so I decided to keep it that way
Edit:
It’s not 69 anymore
I thought it said what color is your big daddy 💀💀💀💀
The amount of time I heard "oowhwh"💀
Edit:The notifications-
Lol
Yep lol
Lol 💀💀☠️☠️💀
7 times I heard
Fr
"What color is your bugatti?" At the end always has me dyin!
The funny thing is that he met the child in real life and then had more respect. 😂
“WhaT cOlOUr Is YOur BUgaYTTi?!” Got me dying 😂😂😂
I thought it said what colorbis is your vagina 😭
Wanna roasting battle? HEY YO MAMA FAT I SAID TO YOUR MOM TO COUNT TO 10 YOUR MOM SAID 1 2 10👹
😂😂
Sammmmmmmmme🤣
Same😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro took:* I have no time for your shit!*
To next level 💀
Lol😂
💀
😂
@hyperactivity no it’s here czcams.com/users/shorts96GnOB1iZQI?feature=share
Ok
This guy is the real sigma man and a legend
For the first the part where she teaches what to do when someone is chocking it wont be as easy as this when they bearly touches her💀
They literally forget the strength of an adult compared to a child 👌
(Edit: For the love of God and a joke don't keep telling me that the child isn't always all weak-)
True😂
I am a child in the 4th WHAT THE HECK
No, they're just assuming that anyone who attacks a child gets paralyzed and becomes an invalid that the child can beat. "Magic Outside Hogwarts"
@@chasehowarl-jf4ex get outta here kid.
Gohan training
The fckn superman pose with the "what color is your bugatti" took me out💀💀💀
what color is your vagi-
Fr I was dying 💀
The man is literally destroying this child in every possible way
bro made his internet career throwing childrens lol
Give that teddy bear a medal for his pain and suffering
fr
Fr
Fr
😂😂
😂
He literally act all what we thinking of doing to noisy children running around the restaurant 😂
Na you just mad Evil
Evil
Dude, you're evil, but I wanna do it too 😂
iblis
😂😂 evil but I like it
Dinner is served 💀 🤫🧏♂️
Bro really manged to sneak in "What colour is your Buggatti?".
I WOKE UP IN A H O S P I T A L
Where?
Tate
*Andrew Tate music intensifies*
Pink Zort
''What color is your Bugatti? '' shit got me dead. 😭
fr
For
fr
@@shalinimahendran8727 *fr
Fr
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
You got 25 mln likes!!!!!!!!!!!
Jsjsjsjs I love them. Your videos seriously, you are a very good youtuber.. they make me laugh
Bro gave the girl reality check of her defense🤣🤣🗿
Fr
She has no chance in the real world, in her fake make believe world she can be anything she wants, but in the real world she has no chance in hell 😂😂😂
the "what color is your bugatti" got me dying 💀💀💀
IM DEAD
No it was banana as in boy part
Black no white no human yes that is got me dying
@@sekemachasten-xs8uj😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He is a real egyptian ancient like you see in the pictures that enslv ng nubians. Sadly afrc mericans claim to be of this persons Master origin. This guy ylu see in that Video ensl ng for over 5000 years. Even through the saharan slv trade. Amcient egypt was even purer middle eastern dna than today egypt as dna studies ahow of ancient mummy dna
The “You need to leave” gets me😂😂😂😭😭😭
Bro destroying the child in every kung-fu moves 💀
Teddy needs a Oscar💀
Yeah as a victim or a dummy 😢
Teaddy needs a hug😢
Rip teddy😢
So funny 😐😐
Realism
"wHaT coLOr iS yOuR bUgAtTi"got me rollin😂😂😂💀
Same here
BREATHE AIR
@@rohanatorgaming0903😂😂😂😂
Broz same😂
Same I heard Bugatti/Pajama
First one is really genius
That teddy bear deserves a Oscar for his pain and sacrifices
Edit: DANG!! I wish the likes was my subscribers but tysm for the likesss!! And yes I know what an Oscar is
yea totally 💀🤌
Lol
That teddy bear is deal with Jackie Chan tier-leveled pain.
Uyegdud
@@dreamcrafmusic scam
The "WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BUGGATI" at the very end had me sent 💀💀
🙏🙏🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😞🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🧏
I hear (What colour is your birdaddy
Guys it’s budaddy
Same 🤣
oh I thought it said what colour is your badae..
Meanwhile the best weapon of children is:"Mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!"🤣🤣🤣
Man u hit in the wrong direction with a pistol
“I think it’s personal now💀” you damn right it is😂
70 likes no reply imma fix this sigma
Hruejiejdijeie1111111111😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
😅
Idhedud😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅
😂😂😂😂rttgfre!
“wHaT cOlOr Is YoUr BuGaTtI” at the end got me rolling on the floor 💀💀
FR THAT SHI GOT ME DEAD
I thought it said “wHaT cOlOr Is YoUr BiG aSs”
I thought it said what color is your bidet
Andrew tate : what colour is your buggati
Me: what colour is your hair 😂
@@holymoly-ii6ofbro sus💀
😂😂😂
Anh chàng đang hủy hoại đứa trẻ bằng một cánh hảo hán :)) tui thấy hài 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thật là vải chưởng
The way he poses after he successfully throws a child makes him look so proud 💀😂
I mean I would be proud too
@@Gream69 yea, no cap 🧢 fr fr
Haaaaaaaa
Tbh yeah. Imagine going to assault a kid and the little mfk tries to act cool.
I would love that
This man shows accurate definition of anything is possible.
yes
Bro realy tilted the gun and took a shot
Is nobody going to talk about what her shirt said😂
no 👽
We are human
Bro the voice after he throws that teddy💀
"OHHHH 😩" 💀💀💀
"You need a feet" 💀💀
"WHAT COLOR'S YOUR BUGGATI" 💀
@@Johnny555_Arcaea_charter😂
200th like!
I hear a moan
Man, he woke up and chose violence 😂😂
Had no mercy😂
Lol😂
Lol😂
Ye
He chooses violence over peace😂😂😂😂
The pink gun 😂😂 and the teddy got me 😂😂😂😂
That teddy bear said I don’t get paid enough for this
R.I.P teddy. We remember all the good old days with him 😔
Edit : THIS IS THE MOST LIKES I EVER HAD THANKS GUYS 🤗
Yeah I watched shinchan😂
Sad
He had great times with Mr bean
@@NoTheNo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣whaaaa
@@NoTheNo yup they were best friends
That “you need to leave!” Made my day
Hmm
bro said *nah I'd win* he went serious mode💀🤫🧏
Bro is just exposing how to counter attacks lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
the "what colors your bugahtti" at the end got me bro
Fr
❤❤❤❤
Yup💀💀💀
Me too😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It genuinely keeps getting better 💀💀
Fr. This keeps popping up on my recommended and it's still hilarious
666 Likes 😮
how
Ребёнок показывает приёмы по самообороне, а парень показывает их эффективность 😊🎉👏
No pude dejar de reír ya lo e visto 3 veces y no paro de reírme 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“You need to leave”
“Auhohww”
😂😂😂😂
Hahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haaaaahaaa they make dead😂😂😂
What is the sound effect can any one tell me
Its actually "You need a B"
That teddy bear deserves a Oscar
can we get an rip in chat for the teddy bear
@@aidenn901rip
@@aidenn901 RIP
@@aidenn901rip
._. Etapa
This got me laughing so hard😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ayoo he destory the gril she saw cry😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️💀🧔♂️
Bro took it personal 💀
🤣
when you take self defence TOO seriously
I love how he makes a heroic pose at the end after catapulting a kid
XD
Homelander
Why does bro look like Maui every single time when he is smug. Like when Maui throws Moana off the boat
This man is dangerous, He can show you literal common sense of humour
"What colour is your Buggati" got me 💀😂
Why?
Same
That's how i found andrew tate 😂
@@BadBeatBoxing it funny
same Lol
The “what color is your Bugatti” got me
Same
Actauly its "what color is ur big gatty"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤😂😂
Couls u plz tell me what does it have to do with the guy after throwing the doll?
😂
Kidije😅😂
I showed this to my sis & she said “ He got that Gyatt “
Defense❌
How to die✅
Real
No no he has a point
“Step one put your arms up step tw-“ neck snaps💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"you need to leave!"
Xd
Teddy be like : WHY THE HELL IM THE SACRIFICE
The bear: I will not die no matter if my body is destroyed
The poor bear had went through enough💀😭
No the poor bear is dead cuz of the guy and the b*** made him do that
Uh, Guys was that freddy fazbear har har har har har har
😂😂😂Chào bạn không còn ai cũng bảo tôi cũng không còn ai cũng bảo tôi cũng không còn 🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸
poor poor bear
.
Everyone else: "yOu nEEd to LeAVe"
Me: "The way he stands is so motivational🤩"
I think the girl in that audio said " You need a b "
Lol
The satisfaction
The guy is destroying the teddy bear in all ways😮
That last "What colour's your Buggati" sound is hilarious
Ikr 😭😂
czcams.com/video/A_bnjmI6ziM/video.html
لدينا
Tate laughing at the corner 😂
they said “bade” if thats how u spell it
I always thought it was "big daddy" ummm don't ask
This man is an accurate villain. You didn't have to smile.
He smiled so that idiots like you would understand that this was a joke. He simply showed in a joking manner that this would not help and the child should be protected differently
Bro, he even went there just to "do that" to the girl
Your humor is top-notch.
“What colors your Bugatti” real Andrew Tate moment 💀
Disappointed in the 95 people that liked your comment so far.
@@zenith3594 stop being butthurt you kid🤣
@@zenith3594disappointed in the 1 person who liked your comment
@@zenith3594”you need to leave!”
@@Victor-kq2ouhe liked his own comment
thanks for teaching us how to defend against a fully trained child. ill be forever grateful you never know who is lurking around the streets of gotham.
😂😂😂legendary
Yeah as if you could just dodge a bullet breaking speeds of around 500 feet per second😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
😂
@@brawlescorts3brother it’s a joke, and the kid isn’t dodging a bullet she’s just learning to get out the line of fire
This girl shpwing great stuff
Adhemz:YEET
The guy is literally destroying that child in every possible way
“wHaT cOloR iS yOuR bUgAtTi?” Caught me off guard💀
Only heard it after i read this XD
@@banztagtv XD
@@HazelloQWQ XD = 😆
You mean BUGA E
Blue
Adhemz thinking that enemy give him a secound to think😂
Yea I hope that kid never actually tries those moves cause she WILL ☠️
“WhAt CoLoR iS yOuR bUgaTtI”
THIS GUY IS A INSANE! HE KEEPS SLAMMING THE POOR GIRL AT THE WALL
@@mattsaymourzamora7393 IT IS A JOKE! Jeez. He not actually going to throw a girl
Every single shade of your mama's lipstick
@@Coco0651 I will
Buga'ee
as a teddy i can confirm he is strong enough to lift that child
😂😂😂😂
Lol😂
But he can sure kill (it) in like a minute
Rip there will be one day that teddy wont come home his wife and kids will ask where is papa bear and the only think that we will be able to say is that he was hit with the common sense senator and was found to be dead paramedics pronounced him D.O.A his funeral was held in pasco, wa he was a legend and better that a loving father who cared so much for his family teddy died that day a true hero, dad, husband, brother, son, a hero. Although he is dead his death will not be in vain and as this day ends teddy grows with gladness and joy in heaven. And as you click of the comments section then off the video you realize that you shall never see this comment again or will ever remember the last words that teddy every said
RIP TEDDY
14BCE-2023
Who can't lift a child bro???