New Super Mario Bros. Wii but the levels are SHUFFLED (IT BROKE US)

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Komentáře • 810

  • @Noir-_-Heart
    @Noir-_-Heart  Před měsícem +153

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    • @ProjectPlumbo
      @ProjectPlumbo Před měsícem +4

      Hello.

    • @thedotgiver2820
      @thedotgiver2820 Před měsícem +1

      .

    • @jackguy1230
      @jackguy1230 Před měsícem +2

      Next time you do this randomize everything except the credits, title, and peach house

    • @alexanderscout
      @alexanderscout Před 8 dny +1

      about world 2 it seems its hard coded to strictly adhere to the castle level and will fail just about everything that is loaded into it the first time it was a toad balloon level with no collision or objects

  • @fatricecat
    @fatricecat Před měsícem +429

    15:34 and 19:39
    "Let's see what the bonus theme is."
    **Dramatic Fanfare**
    **Luigi appears and the moment is ruined**

    • @KaidentheJeezyfanatic2K24
      @KaidentheJeezyfanatic2K24 Před měsícem +47

      Luigi: **accidentally falls into grape Fanta**
      Also Luigi according to Cyan and Noir: "GYATT!"

  • @JUMPYCOOL
    @JUMPYCOOL Před měsícem +608

    5:24 I just love how the music for the enemy ambush is the Game Over music.

  • @ChromaNyan
    @ChromaNyan Před měsícem +829

    roy's castle is probably hardcoded to always have the path gimmick it has normally. meaning it tries to force that gimmick on to whatever level it shuffles to, causing the level to just break

    • @FunAnimator
      @FunAnimator Před měsícem +138

      That's what I was going to say! It seems as if 2-Castle is always problematic in mods since it is the only level with the path choosing gimmick, meaning it must have some extra restrictions

    • @jamingamer2782
      @jamingamer2782 Před 13 dny +5

      Correct, Mauro mentioned this while making nightmare Mario Wii

    • @_lunartemis
      @_lunartemis Před 10 dny +5

      @@FunAnimator Mayro mentioned it in her hack Nightmare Mario Wii. She fixed it by putting a pipe into a seperate sub-area that didn't have the gimmick.

    • @BobMcBurger1
      @BobMcBurger1 Před 9 dny +1

      Cute pfp.

    • @jamingamer2782
      @jamingamer2782 Před 8 dny +2

      @@_lunartemis that’s what I said,but it spelled her name as “mauro”

  • @landon9878
    @landon9878 Před měsícem +545

    27:08 "What's your favorite Mario song? The Kamek gender reveal"😭

  • @gboogie3257
    @gboogie3257 Před měsícem +154

    “Toad is Satan”
    Who knew this would accidentally predict the levels they would get

  • @ProjectPlumbo
    @ProjectPlumbo Před měsícem +394

    2:38 "WE GOT THE CREDITS?!?!?!" 🤣

    • @FRANCIS4117.
      @FRANCIS4117. Před měsícem +6

      i got 200 coins once or about that

    • @eergoh
      @eergoh Před 27 dny +4

      WE HAVE GIT A SOFTBOOCK?!?!?!

    • @aurelielegrand4777
      @aurelielegrand4777 Před 21 dnem +4

      2:41 WHY THE F🐬🐬K HA HA HA HA HA 🤣

    • @maxtrejozavala2740
      @maxtrejozavala2740 Před 4 dny +1

      In just 2 minutes.

    • @CatherineMitchell-uq4sw
      @CatherineMitchell-uq4sw Před 21 hodinou

      2:43
      Speak of the devil from an old 1930s talk show via radio
      I enjoy reading the comments while watching the video

  • @AnimeJeice
    @AnimeJeice Před měsícem +169

    5:21
    "can we get a real level please"
    the music: "womp womp"

    • @Theonewithaplanz
      @Theonewithaplanz Před 25 dny +5

      The game just said “Sorry bro, maybe next time :(“

  • @gboogie3257
    @gboogie3257 Před měsícem +394

    19:40
    AND IT’S OUR MAN MAR-
    …oh it’s Luigi

  • @superantoniobro2457
    @superantoniobro2457 Před měsícem +78

    48:13
    That reveal had me on the floor crying my eyes out

  • @gboogie3257
    @gboogie3257 Před měsícem +170

    “Can we get a real level”
    *Game Over Music*
    I assume that means no
    13:33 wow! Even more perfect timing 😂

  • @robiginal
    @robiginal Před měsícem +158

    About Roy's castle - the reason it is broken is because the level is programmed to loop indefinitely until you choose the right path. This behaviour is hardcoded and cannot be overwritten.

    • @Ryan-lr1gy
      @Ryan-lr1gy Před měsícem +9

      6-Castle might’ve been 2-Castle then. Cuz if they were gonna give you a level without the code, it would’ve been a shitshow

  • @mollylarsen9812
    @mollylarsen9812 Před měsícem +1298

    10% actual levels 90% Toad Houses

  • @dannydez10
    @dannydez10 Před měsícem +111

    5:22 that was perfect timing for what you said 😂

  • @BroKaelaStudios
    @BroKaelaStudios Před měsícem +81

    31:43 if Bowser really took over the mushroom kingdom in the Mario movie

    • @mohawk1010
      @mohawk1010 Před 6 dny

      Bruh thats just world 8 in nsmb u

  • @Goku_Blue09
    @Goku_Blue09 Před měsícem +234

    2:39 congratulations! You have completed world 1-1. Now you have beat the game! 🎉
    *proceeds to roll the credits*

    • @Goku_Blue09
      @Goku_Blue09 Před měsícem +2

      Damn, this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten without begging for likes 👍

    • @tatarsauce6314
      @tatarsauce6314 Před měsícem +2

      Eat your hearts out speedrunners

  • @nickel7o740
    @nickel7o740 Před měsícem +55

    41:14 It actually makes complete sense.
    Bullet Bill literally sent you to your grave.

  • @Vertigobud
    @Vertigobud Před měsícem +116

    Hats off to you Ren and Cyan. You guys successfully made me shit myself from laughter 😭😭😭

  • @DMuns-jl7fg
    @DMuns-jl7fg Před měsícem +52

    15:35 WELCOME... to my little bonus area
    19:40 HELLO AGAIN... to my other little bonus area

  • @silvermeerkat2731
    @silvermeerkat2731 Před měsícem +77

    1:44 that whole level deserves an Emmy award for the comedy category

  • @NovaMSM
    @NovaMSM Před měsícem +45

    Randomized NSMBW seems so fun, hilarious video Noir

  • @skeletonking27
    @skeletonking27 Před měsícem +32

    1:52
    "Whats inside?"
    "(1 second of haunted house theme)"
    "What?"
    "It's a box of (1 second of haunted house theme)."
    "A box of (1 second of haunted house theme)? That's ridiculous. You can't put (1 second of haunted house theme) in a box."
    1:54

  • @datkirby_
    @datkirby_ Před měsícem +18

    25:43
    This actually got quite a laugh out of me, it's just such a good edit lmao
    Fantastic video, keep up the good work 👍

  • @TheMediaLover
    @TheMediaLover Před měsícem +135

    What I learned from this video is that toad is the true main villain in New Super Mario Bros. Wii. Also how did this get recommended to me?! I recognize Cyanize here!

    • @Noir-_-Heart
      @Noir-_-Heart  Před měsícem +16

      IDK LMAO BUT I’M GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT 😭

    • @TheMediaLover
      @TheMediaLover Před měsícem +9

      ​@@Noir-_-HeartIt doesn't matter now because I subscribed and I'm gonna stay to see more weirdness

  • @StellarTheRainbow
    @StellarTheRainbow Před měsícem +110

    5:22 was prob the best part LMAOO

  • @Waffleinatorreal
    @Waffleinatorreal Před měsícem +49

    Game Last video: “World 2 castle is a softlock”
    Game this video: “*T O A D H O U S E*”

  • @toxicjoshua7934
    @toxicjoshua7934 Před měsícem +44

    5:22 was so so perfect timing, not a real level with the game over music 😂💀
    39:22 is even funnier 😂
    World 8 sucked though, Cyanize if you see this love you bro

  • @watchpointoh3354
    @watchpointoh3354 Před měsícem +151

    48:12 *Soldier TF2 laugh*

  • @TemmieContingenC
    @TemmieContingenC Před měsícem +28

    New Super Mario Bros Wii except most of the game is just Toad trying to sell his wares to the Mario brothers. It’s like one big advertisement with a bit of game sprinkled in.
    And then at the end when it’s just Toad, leads me to believe that in the end the invasion was just orchestrated by Toad to get him to sell you guys more mushrooms and stars LOL

    • @Noir-_-Heart
      @Noir-_-Heart  Před měsícem +6

      This video was brought to you by the Toad Market 😁

    • @ProjectPlumbo
      @ProjectPlumbo Před 27 dny +2

      Aw I thought you where suspicious temmie.

    • @TemmieContingenC
      @TemmieContingenC Před 27 dny +1

      @@ProjectPlumbo suspicious of what?

    • @ProjectPlumbo
      @ProjectPlumbo Před 27 dny +1

      @@TemmieContingenC no I mean, I thought you where @SuspiciousTemmie

    • @TemmieContingenC
      @TemmieContingenC Před 27 dny +1

      @@ProjectPlumbo no I’m a different temmie sorry

  • @SupremeCelestialKing
    @SupremeCelestialKing Před měsícem +67

    Can't believe toad was playing monopoly in the mushrooms kingdom

  • @kmchoangel3703
    @kmchoangel3703 Před měsícem +19

    5:37 the game was like womp womp you didn’t get a real level 😂

  • @amog8235
    @amog8235 Před měsícem +17

    7:47 I thought that was the music💀

    • @Long_John15
      @Long_John15 Před 26 dny +1

      I thought of the same thing as well 💀💀💀💀

    • @Zonk_gd
      @Zonk_gd Před 18 dny +1

      Lol same

  • @badwithusernames3238
    @badwithusernames3238 Před měsícem +247

    i recommend just disabling 2-Castle from being shuffled. the paths in that level are extremely hardcoded
    37:33 and that isnt a seperate version that is actually just dependent on your red switch state on the file. you could put red blocks in any level and thats still how it would work

  • @Facem2008
    @Facem2008 Před měsícem +26

    This was legitimately funnier than any of the corruptions videos that other people do

  • @LegendOfMario
    @LegendOfMario Před měsícem +13

    5:22
    Even the game itself wanted a real level so badly and got disappointed.

  • @zipitthanos2925
    @zipitthanos2925 Před 24 dny +9

    48:08 toad now owns browser's castle 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GendeeYT
    @GendeeYT Před měsícem +36

    You guys' laugh are what made this video perfectly funny 😂

  • @Fivedager
    @Fivedager Před měsícem +29

    SMG4 REFERENCE 10:20
    12:21
    Idk if there’s more

  • @MiguelBarajasVyonder777
    @MiguelBarajasVyonder777 Před měsícem +60

    5:23 game over theme 💀

  • @MountDestroyer
    @MountDestroyer Před měsícem +25

    This whole thing feels like a fever dream, and I'm here for it.

  • @braydensonaslaughtmbve545
    @braydensonaslaughtmbve545 Před měsícem +46

    Just found the channel like 2 days ago and now i'm addicted

  • @ZepMarioBros
    @ZepMarioBros Před měsícem +45

    The level shuffle makes the game much more unpredictable and surprising

  • @laila3862
    @laila3862 Před 26 dny +8

    11:27 bro is an boiling teapot

  • @spiritomb8
    @spiritomb8 Před měsícem +76

    25:43
    Nearly killed me with laughter.

  • @dannydez10
    @dannydez10 Před měsícem +32

    34:43 that’s crazy cyan 💀

  • @raytfj42
    @raytfj42 Před měsícem +223

    Congrats! You beat the game without playing a single traditional level! Good job!
    EDIT: Thanks for 100 likes!

    • @happyboy07685
      @happyboy07685 Před měsícem +2

      How the hell did you keep it perfect at 100 likes

    • @raytfj42
      @raytfj42 Před měsícem +2

      @@happyboy07685 I don't even know, LMAO.

  • @danielmlg1956
    @danielmlg1956 Před měsícem +26

    27:08 that’s also my favorite song the gender reveal

  • @lazice
    @lazice Před měsícem +14

    “Like how random are we really going with this?”
    “Yrwk?. I already recorded a video of me playing this by myself. I got softlocked at the castle of world 2, because _none_ of the floor had collision.”
    “ *huh ?* ”

  • @DracenStephens
    @DracenStephens Před měsícem +7

    the friends we made along the way:
    credits
    roy world 2 final castle
    toad house
    toad house
    toad house
    toad house
    toad house
    toad house
    toad house
    toad house

  • @Thebiggerfish11
    @Thebiggerfish11 Před měsícem +7

    This is legitimately the most enjoyment ive gotten out of this game since 2011

  • @weirdpie-0st1as4
    @weirdpie-0st1as4 Před 28 dny +6

    "every mario game reserves the last level for being the best, so this level, it has to be the best one in the game"
    *HERE'S A CHANCE TO WIN SOME 1-UPS intensifies*

  • @danielmlg1956
    @danielmlg1956 Před měsícem +22

    Welcome to the mod WHERE WE FUCKING GAMBLE

    • @derpyface3602
      @derpyface3602 Před měsícem +4

      LETS GO GAMBLING!!!

    • @danielmlg1956
      @danielmlg1956 Před měsícem +4

      @@derpyface3602 “rolls” aww dang it “rolls” aww dang it “rolls” aww dang it

    • @ProjectPlumbo
      @ProjectPlumbo Před 27 dny +1

      ​@@danielmlg1956 LET'S BE FINANCIALLY RESPONSIBLE!

  • @zachduperron8543
    @zachduperron8543 Před měsícem +17

    23:54 favourite moment 😂

    • @copycat500
      @copycat500 Před měsícem +3

      Porcupuffer: “You shouldn’t pirate your fucking games!”

  • @Nori4p
    @Nori4p Před měsícem +17

    Kidnapping peach with a cake is such... well it fits the randomness of the challenge! Lol

  • @BowserJr1220
    @BowserJr1220 Před měsícem +29

    19:45 was great lol

  • @pogplayz6910
    @pogplayz6910 Před měsícem +11

    Laughed so hard at this video oh my god. Made my math exam study 1000 times funnier! Thank you for making my day. Earned my sub :)

  • @sacripan4425
    @sacripan4425 Před měsícem +4

    46:17 "CONGRATULATIONS, YOU LOSE!!"

  • @MiguelBarajasVyonder777
    @MiguelBarajasVyonder777 Před měsícem +8

    1:54 ghost house theme and staff roll theme 💀

    • @greenthndr
      @greenthndr Před měsícem

      fr, everyone talkin about the credits at 2:40 but no one mentions that they got the credits MUSIC before they even played 1-1

  • @minigovroom
    @minigovroom Před měsícem +33

    PLEASE randomize the textures too. I need to see it

  • @AlexanderScott66
    @AlexanderScott66 Před měsícem +5

    The reason you're getting a bunch of toad stuff is because they're all considered different levels, with W1-9 having 6 different variants of red toad houses(from naturally spawning, or toad rescue/multiplayer and double timer digits), making 54 unique red toad house stages. Then there's 9 possible star toad houses for the 9 worlds, then the 1 up houses which have one layout per world, so there's another 9, and then the enemy courses with 14 different stages across W1-8. So you have 54+9+9+14=86 levels featuring Toad. Youre only pulling from a total of 172 main story stages(including all enemy courses, peach's castle, all main levels, all cannon, and all variants of toad houses, as well as credits) plus the 5 coin battle levels.
    In other words, 48.5% of all levels are toad levels. And you'd have to play the red toad houses of all 9 worlds at least 6 times each to get all the variants.

    • @Noir-_-Heart
      @Noir-_-Heart  Před měsícem

      I wasn’t expecting those numbers in the slightest 😭

    • @AlexanderScott66
      @AlexanderScott66 Před měsícem

      @@Noir-_-Heart I mean, it does line up with what you've been getting with a lot of toad houses and enemy courses.

    • @Noir-_-Heart
      @Noir-_-Heart  Před měsícem

      @@AlexanderScott66 very true

  • @neogenesis1097
    @neogenesis1097 Před měsícem +6

    50:19 Greatest plot twist of all time.

  • @joec7217
    @joec7217 Před měsícem +6

    I don't think I've laughed this hard in a long time. You have earned my subscription!

  • @absoultethings4213
    @absoultethings4213 Před měsícem +4

    “Yo can we get a real level?”
    [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

  • @LittleVictorianWitch
    @LittleVictorianWitch Před měsícem +8

    Called it! I knew Bowsers Castle was going to be a Toadhouse, it was just too funny to not happen!

  • @songokufarmer2633
    @songokufarmer2633 Před měsícem +4

    23:59 *The Revenge of Roy's Castle.*
    *Hellish edition: **25:17* *One Last Round: **25:34* Who knew you'd end up in the SAME situation as last time, and also have it go wrong 3 SEPARATE TIMES? *Bonus: literal hell: **26:04*

  • @chara654_officiald6
    @chara654_officiald6 Před měsícem +13

    i love when the levels are replaced with mushroom houses lol

  • @SamuelTheAdept
    @SamuelTheAdept Před měsícem +8

    5:23 perfect timing 25:43

  • @falafel_83
    @falafel_83 Před měsícem +6

    THE LAUGHS MAN THEY'RE JUST THE BEST OF THIS VIDEO

  • @WandG_Fan
    @WandG_Fan Před měsícem +5

    33:04 This made me laugh so hard I'm literally crying 😂

  • @fembrony2891
    @fembrony2891 Před měsícem +12

    It would have been very funny if the first level was 9-7

  • @spookyscaryskeletonsmith2840
    @spookyscaryskeletonsmith2840 Před měsícem +10

    this video will still be watched 6 years from now, im calling that today

  • @beansat3am
    @beansat3am Před 13 dny +1

    5:21 Had me deceased.
    "Can we get a real level please?"
    Immediately followed by a Minigame level and sad music.

  • @durandal_273
    @durandal_273 Před měsícem +4

    I'm only 2 minutes in, but yall's laughter is infectious. Both of you have earned a sub. Keep it up 😊

  • @GreeNLeaF32
    @GreeNLeaF32 Před měsícem +4

    Alternate title: Mario Bros Wii But It's A Fever Dream

  • @maplejullian7790
    @maplejullian7790 Před měsícem +3

    2:40 WE GOT THE CREDITS?!? (best laughter in the world)

  • @RaviaVee
    @RaviaVee Před měsícem +7

    0:00 YOU CAN DIE IN A CUTSCENE!?

    • @Noir-_-Heart
      @Noir-_-Heart  Před měsícem +1

      RIGHT?? 💀

    • @Waffleinatorreal
      @Waffleinatorreal Před měsícem +1

      Technically it’s a “level” that you don’t have control of your character in, so yea

  • @sacripan4425
    @sacripan4425 Před měsícem +2

    31:07 This is what happend when Kamek cast the dark cloud on peach's castle in NSMBU

  • @siyahseeker
    @siyahseeker Před měsícem +7

    I’d definitely like to see this hack’s style done in other Super Mario games.

  • @LittlePlantie
    @LittlePlantie Před měsícem +5

    Dude, this video was so entertaining my dumbass attempted to like it twice (Great vid Noir keep on doing the wonderful work)

  • @trystatearea
    @trystatearea Před měsícem +3

    2:24 bro has the fastest time in history 🤣💀

  • @desicion1246
    @desicion1246 Před měsícem +2

    19:40 the most dramatic music for an entrance... and it's luigi

  • @9________9
    @9________9 Před měsícem +3

    I never laughed so hard on a video OMFG
    15:36 IM DEAD

  • @darksamuri3968
    @darksamuri3968 Před měsícem +5

    We need a part 3 with those random textures but this was hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @Sam_Harmony
    @Sam_Harmony Před 23 dny +1

    16:52 "Cuz we're the Mario brothers and bugged a game!"
    Lmao

  • @aeriumsoft
    @aeriumsoft Před 14 dny +1

    18:41 almost sounded like the muta laugh, top tier moment

  • @krimtimcalori9913
    @krimtimcalori9913 Před měsícem +18

    17:18 PTSD from last time he did this
    Sadly Eggman did not come out again and shout "WHAT THE SIGMA" and i was very disappointed.

  • @robbys5236
    @robbys5236 Před měsícem +2

    This was so fun to watch. I really hope you do more of this in the future.

  • @CTLEB2008
    @CTLEB2008 Před měsícem +2

    32:00 Now THAT'S What I Call Castle Polka!

  • @Underscored_Pawn
    @Underscored_Pawn Před měsícem +3

    Game Start!
    1-1 is credits
    Peach's castle = Bowser's castle

  • @Lukaurio
    @Lukaurio Před 16 dny +1

    Guys this was actually hilarious. Great to see some Mario Wii content on the platform. I'm definitely checking out the rest of the channel though. You got my Sub. :D

  • @VirtualGab
    @VirtualGab Před měsícem +3

    31:43 basically New Super Mario Bros U world 8

  • @sayfabdelsayed4420
    @sayfabdelsayed4420 Před měsícem +4

    I’m dying right now the amount of toads that were in the levels was Hilarious with a capital H

  • @Whatisthis-w5p
    @Whatisthis-w5p Před měsícem +4

    Mario Wii: death gamble

  • @yv70bnomemes
    @yv70bnomemes Před měsícem +4

    1:58 teapot

  • @enbybunny9940
    @enbybunny9940 Před měsícem +1

    This video has big ‘just a couple of goobers goofin around’ energy and I can dig it

  • @Beez0712
    @Beez0712 Před měsícem +4

    25:47 had me dying laughing

  • @the_ace12
    @the_ace12 Před měsícem +1

    the fact you hyped up the last level was just peak comedy

  • @Rig1131
    @Rig1131 Před měsícem +2

    One of the best videos I've seen in a while. The music theme change gets me every time 😂

  • @lunastifaliamusic
    @lunastifaliamusic Před měsícem +1

    I have no idea why but the third time the enemy battle levels showed up and the game over theme played, I couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes straight. Full tears in my eyes, like IT WASN'T EVEN THAT FUNNY