Armstrong and Miller - Hilarious clip - Emergency Stop
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- čas přidán 16. 07. 2013
- Sketch about a a driving instructor who tells the driver he expects an emergency stop when he taps his clipboard on the dashboard... Subscribe for more: bit.ly/hattricksub
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This actually happened to my brother on his driving test - but not with the same result!
The examiner explained that he needed to turn to check it was safe behind before he banged his clipboard on the dashboard. He stressed DO NOT react to me turning, WAIT for me to give you the signal. Do you understand?
(Clearly he had been bitten before!)
So they set off, nice straight road with good visibility. The examiner turns to check behind just as a kid runs out from between parked cars. My brother said he had a momentary thought of “is this a trap, should I wait?” But of course he slammed the brakes on and stopped.
The examiner hit his head on the dashboard as he wasn’t expecting it. (We are talking the days of hard dashboards with wooden trim!!).
The examiner sat back up looking at my brother. His face was red and he was about to tear into my brother when out of the corner of his eye he caught sight of the kid frozen in terror inches in front of the bonnet.
He straightened his tie as the kid ran off and calmly said to my brother “I won’t ask you to do that again. Drive on when it is safe to do so.”
My brother passed.
Should bloody well hope he passed 🤣
@@TheWolfXCIX This happened to my uncle too. He had just completely messed up his emergency stop and was convinced he'd failed when a pedestrian stepped out in front of him. He executed a perfect stop - and he passed.
Brilliant 😂😂😂
Great stories!!
Great story.
...and intriguingly they end the journey in exactly the same place they were before driving away ;-)
Isn't it though
Standard.
@@yester30Fo sho.
Huh! Good spot
@@daddymugglerather
Happened to me in my driving test in Sydney. A drunk women deliberately stopped the car for no reason, said a few words (which I did not hear), walked back and forth a couple of times and left. I noticed her before my examiner and was cautious, because I am a driver from India. We always look out for cows and motorbikes. They both are very unpredictable. The result : I passed.
Very good 😂 I feel like some driving instructors would be like this
When I took my motorbike test the examiner told me to keep riding round the block and at some point he'd jump out in front of me, not very clever, but I could see him between the cars a mile away. I passed.
Is he still with us?
On my bike test the examiner stepped out in front of me and I did everything right: front brake before rear, controlled stop... Sat there, pleased with myself for a minute, until I noticed it wasn't him! Learned later that this was how the local kids amused themselves - did this all day!
That is an alarming degree of dedication to the job.
@@junbh2 There's an episode of a sitcom from the 70s (called "Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em") where the main character, Frank Spencer, tries to take a bike test, and the examiner says he will jump out in front.
Took my test in the 80s in Lowestoft. Half way through the bridge went up and we were sat in traffic. The examiner told me to leave the queue and take a side road. I had left enough space so checked my mirrors, indicated and off we went. Passed. I've always left a gap ever since, trippling the space on hills which once saved a collision when the car in front had a failed clutch.
Took my test in 93 with the worst army major type examiner and piece of excrement I've ever come across. . He got me on technicalities twice. I passed with him the third time only because I was hell bent on driving perfectly
. The sob had audacity to call me arrogant I kid you not. This may sound strange to anyone reading this but this true story. As he handed me my pass sheet I looked at his face and saw fear, I think he thought I was going to hit him.
Yes. I've come across a lot of people that do this. I'd like to think it is for the same reason you give, but generally it's so they can stare at their phones without fear of rolling forward before they can react. Also, many people don't know where the front of their cars are! These are two of the reasons queues are longer these days.
You should have floored it and jumped over the gap yelling”YEEEE-HAAAAAR!!!” like something out of the Dukes of Hazzard. You’re always waiting ages at that bridge for a ship to go through.
@@star_man Unfortunately, I was on the north side so was not allowed, as we all know. Had I been on the south side...
"the bloke was all over the road! I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him!"
"I saw a sad faced, slow moving old gentleman... as he bounced off the bonnet of my car.."
My bike test.... It was v wet but I was v cocky.
The examiner kept on not stepping out... So I went faster each time.
When he did step out I was going quite fast, locked the rear and stalled.
Happily, as I'd immediately kick-started the stationary bike while still balancing on it, he passed me anyway.
In truth, I was not a very good motorcyclist...
He ought to have failed me... 😮😮
Cheers dits
Stall is OK, locking the rear is frowned on iirc. I failed my first test 1 major only locking the rear on the emergency stop, second test 1 minor only not stopping quick enough. I also was not a good rider, wrote off 2 bikes gave up.
TLDR cheers dits
.......and only then !!
Hahahahahahahaha
wasn't that the johnny black guy from the fast show being hit haha
a mate of ours 40 odd years ago took his test and he was telling us it was a rainy day, and he told us on the emergency stop because of the wet road the car went into a spin and did a perfect 180-degree turn ending up on the other side of the road in perfect driving position, he said the examiner then said something like "when you think it's safe to do so please proceed straight ahead" AND he passed,and we were like,NO WAY DID YOU PASS, but he did and we sort of didn't believe the story about the 180 drift ,I mean how fast was he going ? but he swore it actually happened
Have you had too much sugary drinks?
@@remoobko8440 I'm telling you what he told us you numpty