What if NFL Teams ACTUALLY WERE Their Mascots?
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- čas přidán 30. 05. 2024
- What if the Bears were actual BEARS, and played the action LIONS, in football? Today we find out.
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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 Intro & Rules Explanation
02:42 AFC East
04:04 AFC North
05:19 AFC South
06:42 AFC West
08:09 NFC East
09:31 NFC North
10:34 NFC South
11:30 NFC West
12:28 Reg Season Results
13:18 AFC Playoffs
14:22 NFC Playoffs
15:44 Championship - Sport
Did not expect a Haast eagle mention.
Note: The Packers are not cheese, they are butchers. Their name derived from the original team's sponsor, a meat packing plant. However, when I think of butchers, I do not envision any of them being terribly fast. Even though no killing is allowed, with their meat cleavers they might hold their against the swords of the Vikings and split 1- 1, but I think they would not match the speed of the lions or the strength of the Bears.
Yeah I was envisioning the Packers as…cheese packers I guess, so the meat butcher element was lost here. Though I wouldn’t expect the athleticism of even meat butchers to be on the level of Vikings. Packers-Steelers would be an interesting matchup, actually.
Cheeseheads would be the first to go 0-17...unless they were Limburgerl!!
Limburger cheese would go at least 4-13
A Jaguar is way stronger than any human they can lift a caiman straight out of the water drag it up a cliff on to land with bite force of 1500 psi so…
Sure, but dragging an edge rusher out of water up a cliff onto land with a bite force of 1500 psi is a holding penalty
@@byroncobalt your right about since they can’t kill and to add I think Vikings did encounter lions when raiding North Africa and the caspian region
I feel like eagles should do better I mean they could take a handoff and just fly to the endzone
Fair point, though obviously blocking is a bit of an issue. Beating teams like the Cowboys might depend on if the cowboys have movie-like control with whips and such.
Fly, you fools!
Yeah to me they would go 1-1 with Giants because of blocking like you said, though depending on how they are playing the Eagles could still evade them,
2-0 with the commanders, And 1-1 with the cowboys
cats eat birds
Sounds like a 15 yard penalty to me
@@byroncobaltbingo! Ref: *tweet tweet* Personal Foul! Unnecessary Roughness 15 Yard Penalty! First Down!
Hilarious -BuyAndSellYou