Kansiime on a blind date. Fresh African comedy. 2020
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Who is still watching with me in 2024😂
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I am rocking from Zimbabwe ☺️
am here😃😃
Tuko wengi😂😂😂😂
Had watched many years ago and still love it all over. This girl is a vibe😂😅
3 years later and i can't get over this clip😂😂😂😂😂if Kansiime can't make you laugh I don't who can.
Who is here watching and reading them comments 😂😂😂😂😂Anne
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Lavhelesani Precious what. You. Say
Meh hahaha
😂😂😂 same here
Me
"Lean back I'm ovulating." If more sisters were this honest they'd be in less trouble🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gamuchirai Kwaramba so true we learning brow😂
Rean back, I'm ovurating. 😂😅😁
am ovulating......this killed me....had he come any closer Kansiime ...what would be happening
Taura hako Gamuchirai.
Eeehhh...ovulating 😂😂😋lutenizing hormone at the peak
Can't blame kansiime, this guy is too hot to be true 🤣🤣
Lol I know right
that is true
@@nchimunyasiadunkah8141 ig
@@everkabete6645 jjh
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"You 2 elephants are not going to fight....and break my eggs for free"😂😂😂😂
I can't stop Laughing all the way from south Africa that guy is too good to be true kansime know her league😂😂😂😂
Continue loving 🤣🤣🤣 one love from South Africa
Kkkkkkkk
I get you now I can't stop laughing I CAN'T START SOMETHING I CAN'T END
She's not ready to compete 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can you imagine
"😹😹I know this is a blind date but sir you must be truly blind". Anne you gonna kill me
# watching from Zimbabwe
Sandra 😲
@@coreansanders8278 Yes
@@sandrandhlovu6727 Fellow zimbo zithini
Zimboos heereee 😝
Hahaha😂😂😂from Zim
Kansiime said “you’re too good to be true” I died laughing 😂😆. Sister is avoiding heartbreak👍😀
Dope, prevention is better
True
Charly Peace surely
Mbu....who's amazing.😅😅😅😅😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Lean back, lean back please, am ovulating" 😂😂😂😂😂
My ribs are still hurting
😂😂😂cant stop laughing
"And when you smile and then there's a window in the teeth" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Your too good to be true, kansiime never disappoint, who is here with me in 2024
I love when Black women stay true to their COLOURS....😝🥰
dats lit..!
Kansiime:You two elephant are not going to fight from here and break my eggs for free🤣🤣
Hahaha
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😆😆😆😂😂😂😂 😆
Hahahaha!
@@gaudensiamwankemwa4532 35wl
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Found this clip on Facebook straight to CZcams 😂😂😂😂
I wonder if she thinks about these things on the spot or plans them ahead. She is so good hahaha.
I wonder too😅😅she’s just soooo funny 😁
That's what gets me d most..I wonder if she actually writes the script..or she just starts talking waaa😂
"I cannot start something, I don't know how to end" Kansime Why? I love you from South Africa
haaaa
Am not gd by liking comments bt thnx to love Anni
I love this song czcams.com/video/mJy8feqOdLI/video.html how is it
Apparently 🤣🤣🤣👌
"I could die in poverty looking at you" 😂🤣👌🏾💖
Kansiime loves beautiful people but from a distance, coz attention is the only competition she hates 😅😅😅
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😂😂😂 this level of politeness and securing ur peace deserves an oscar
From Nigeria and I love kansiime a lot..she just talks too much...I would be at d receiving end of her talks and I won't be angry bcus I would be wondering where she's getting her words.. Her accent is funny to me and her words are unimaginable by me😂
Lean back
Lean back
I'm ovulating..
Kansiime, you wanna kill me.... I laughed all my guts out.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. In real situations, Anne was honest, sometimes somethings might be too good to be true.
Love you Anne, from South Africa, Durban.
Am ovulating killed me 😂😂😂😂
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
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You two elephants can not fight here😂😂, go fight in your compound and cause earthquake 😂😂🤣, Kansiime queen of comedy 👸
"How would i end a relationship with you" that part killed me....... That man is something else.
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24years and worked for 20years please think before lying 😂 😂 😂
Kansime you always say Gerald doesn't have 6pack then you meet the one with 6pack and you become dizzy 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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love SA african 😹😹😹😹😹
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🤣🤣🤣 lean back, lean back please, I’m ovulating 🤣🤣🤣 And the guy is good looking & having a smartphone whereas Kansiime is having a Nokia 3310 🤣🤣🤣 even the cats & dogs will be competing 🤣🤣🤣
Did kansime just insulted her customer with "you smile then there is a window "😮😂😂😂❤❤❤
I just got that by reading it. I thought she meant a window to the soul bc the smile was so beautiful n intriguing. But seeing the woman have a gap now is 😂😂😂😂😂! She was really READING THEM!!
As funny as this sounds, it truly does happen. I had an ex who ended the relationship because she felt it was too good to be true. Hahaha... There is no telling what low self esteem can do to a person. When you don't see yourself with worth, you won't be able to receive anything good into your life.
Nyakaat Ahahahah she wasn’t ready .
But the guys tho!!! Too juicy
@@deborahundergrace2776 she wasn't.
It isn't really a matter of self esteem but rather of reality.
Some want peaceful lives free of too much compe
@@helenbutoyi3944 mine was not an issue of good looks (although I am not bad looking). She said I treated her so well that she felt it was too good to be true. My interpretation of that was simply that she wasn't the one for me.
I started seeing Kansiime on WhatsApp. I've been in the UK for a while so the laugh you give me makes me feel close to home. You're very blessed. Keep being you and Blessings to you Always. Much Love 💕
Hallo From Tanzania nimechelewa naombeni like zang hapa
Tanzania wapiiiii?????
Welcome
We are here
"Call me for anything but not for a relationship"
Kansiime you are extra. Lol😂😂😂
Lol. 😂😂😂😂😂 Anne is right. I have looked at some guys too and said , thank you but no thanks. I can't be played in the middle of the day just like that. Sorry it's not him it's me😂😂😂😂😂
Hahaha i totally agree. I've been there😂😂
So u mean if he leans forward u will conceive😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 please my ninja spare my ribs
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Seem so.
Exactly 🤦🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣😂🤣 I love this lady so much...she's so hilarious 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬
The date - That was too real and strength. She knows herself and walked away. 💪🏿 💗😂😂😂
Our East African ninja 😍😍😍 Kenya loves u Ann..
Mmh yes
True
I started laughing when she walked towards her date but then turns her back and calls him on the phone😂 I knew this was going to make my Monday lit😆 Kansi sending good vibes from AUS 😊
I do that
@@oliviaseed1199 it's funny seeing as she knew straight away it's too good to be true.
You and me both😂😂😂, she prolly was like this cant be him, maybe he hasn't arrived yet
Me too
😂😂😂"I cannot start something I don't know how to end"
“Don’t cry for me Argentina” these sketches are everything 😂😂 love from +254 🇰🇪
I died of laughter even before watching the whole clip 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I'm weak...
Much love from South Africa ♥️♥️♥️♥️ I love your lady!! 💖👌🏾👏🏾
feel free to call me for anything apart from a date.
Konka mazima.
This costume that was designed for her my goodness. Made the blind date lit😂🤣
Honestly ,with good guy my insecurities rise at full gear.I feel you anne
Who looked at their elbows to determine their age? Kansime you go kill us with laughter😂
I just did🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"...you are the kind of people who I can die in poverty without knowing because am looking at you👀"😝😆🤣🤣 I just had to replay this one🤣 Your dressing made you look like you just came from Mparo🤭
My friend you're here too. Ala i died laughing😂😂😂😂😂
I came here to stop thinking about Corona. I am stuck in Germany and had to cancel my flight home due to the flight ban 😭😭
Oh sorry dear may the Lord put his edge of protection around u in Jesus' name 🙏🏻🙏🏻
Sorry to hear that love 💛. I made some vids about the travel ban and stuffs. Yeah Italy got hit bad. Stay safe 💛
We apparently have 260cases in my Home state. America is also on a lock down. No flights no nothing. No supplies, stores are empty. We r out of toilet papers. May God safely see us through.
@@sandranamuyomba5907 Thanks dear, at least the area I'm in it's a bit safe so far. I just sucks not to be with family at this point. I know people are used to using Jesus as a comfort but fact is he can't do nothing about this. A pastor in Korea is the cause of at leat 50% of infections there, cause they were saying no weapon formed against us, now more people are sick prooving that religion is just wishful thinking. Wishing you and your loved ones health and saftey.
@@MrsPenPal Yeah I know, my colleague is Italian and also can't go home. Apparently a news clip mentioned that Itally did not stop their Chinese imports even after the outbreak hence the huge numbers. As usual Governments puts money before people.
When she said she was ovulating. I could relate.
In certain times you just have to refuse someone coming next to you.
It's ironic hearing Kansime telling another person that they talk too much😂😂
I was also surprised😂
This one has finished me and all my ancestors 🤣🤣🤣 Kansime you are such a pain killer watching you is so therapeutic. God bless you!
My ribs oooh 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I wish every girl knows that class attracts class😂😂Anne thanks for this skit
Hmm, yes and no. And I don't think this has anything to do with self esteem.
"Calm down? This is not a moment of silence!"
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
When she said " what is this, I can't take u home" I almost fainted 😂😂😂
i love the way Ugandans speak their English
Not all Ugandans speak like that dear, Kasiime comes from the south Western part of Uganda, thats that accent. Accents are different depending on the language and location in the country.
Shz is Ugandan dat is the fact
She is a Ugandan, he said he loves how we speak English 👌
It's funny how you want to rate how poor her ascent is, yet your tribe(kemigisha) has the worst ascent.
She is representing us, and she is so fluent, we love you kansiime
I'm Ugandan too, we know that she has a great English accent though she uses the one from her native town in the skits
“i dont think they counted you as one person on the cencus,6 body parts”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂 chai
God I wish I can talk like Kansiime😅😅🙌 she talks non stop lord...
It's good to know ur league , and thanks for being brave enough to avoid heart break.
Thats how handsome men we are still single kansiime you just got its too good to be true.....Kenya's lovem
This literally happened to me akisinimecheka 😂😂😭😭politely lean back is my new catch phrase 😂
Kansiime: i could die in poverty not knowing 😭😭😂😂
This comedy opens blind eyes
Kansiime you nailed it ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
"Lean back lean back, I am ovulating"got me dead😆
Go fight in the compound and cause earthquakes 😂😂😂😂
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🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
This is organic comedy...This is exactly how we be feeling on blind dates if a guy turns out hot...we jst hv no guts to say so or even be candid abt it like kansime...
This lady is hilarious, she is not willing to compete. can't stop smiling
The way i love this cute woman! I love you Kansiime! You always put a smile on my face
Who’s watching 3/19/20 corona will not stop us from laughing 😂
Watching Feb..2021
😅 "I go home, you take me, take my neighbors, my mother, and I end up competing for attention with dogs and pets"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tah as much as this is funny but it happens and it's true, she really saved herself from a heartbreak.
He's too hot to be real
Oh my God this my best of all,, oh God kansiime
You two elephants are not going to fight from here and break my egss
Damn this one killed me oooohhhh
😂😂😂😂😂
Mamaaaaaaa😄😄😄😄
for free😅
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I was going to ignore this video but then i saw this man and was like ooooo, hollap !
Lean back please ,lean back, I'm ovulating!😂😂😂🤣I feel you Kansime ! 😂😂
Don’t cry for me Argentina 🇦🇷!!!! Screeeaaammming!!! This children have picked up my things and carried them all the way to Africa!!!
Lean back am ovulating... You gat me gal🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gerald is lucky😂😂 kansiime wants a man that she can manipulate and insult of his looks not handsome men😅😅
Because she won't have ammunition😂😂
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Good thinking 🤔
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Family I am heya . The shama boy 👦🏾 is back 😂😂😂Blind date .. she is ovulating 😂😂😂
"You 2 elephants you are not going to fight here and break my eggs"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kansiime my all time favourite comedian. Nakupenda Sana Kansiime Anne.
If women would be like Kissimmee Ann there would be peace ✌for the 💑 couple's in the community.
Him: you're amazing
Kansiime: who's amazing?me or ??😀😀😀😀😀😀
Lean back am ovulating 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Kansiime... eti I cannot take you home... looool I feel you
Leonorah Ndesanjo ha ha ha she is 3 much. The best. Imagine I have been with her for almost a full decade and I am not tired of watching 💛
@@MrsPenPal my goodness, ever since I started I can't stop watching I have notifications on on all her social media accounts!! She is soooooo real and down to earth..amazing natural talent
Actually, since then I have never stopped to watch this story, 🤣😂🤣you are too good to be true 🤣😂
Objects look alike... imagine being introduced as meet my women 😂😂
I am watching for the second time Konka Anne invite me to Uganda to meet the Shamba boy is too good to let go of him . He might be the only man for me 😂😂🙏
"Lie things that are realistic."😂😂😂
Mbu do you even pay tax? Don't you just go to the gov't and say, “I'm here!” 😂😂😂😂😂
My ribs ... hahaa
I could watch this a million times and more.....so hilarious
Two elephants can't fighting inside her shop brok he eggs kansiime Ur so funny
I honestly also refused a guy because he was too handsome, extra handsome. I got scared.
He recently got married to a lady uglier than me. I regret.
You are too funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏿
Calm With Charm honestly the guy was abnormally handsome. Every woman could fall for him.
It was too good for my liking that he actually dearly loved me. I felt it was a dream
The same happened 2 me
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jamilah Sulaiman 😂😂😂😂😂
I have exams tomorrow but I CANT STOP WATCHING KANSIIME😩💗💗
Did you pass ?
4yrs and it's still lung cracking 😂😂😂 watching from Ghana
That guy is a whole art, broh is on another level.
Meet this "women" or meet this woman🙌😂😂😂
"Are you sure you don't have a terminal disease"?😀😀😀😀. Can't stop laughing 😆
😂😂😂,"miss Kansiime", you go break my ribs ooh
So Kansime leaves a guy because he is too good to be true?😂😂
Which one is it Kansime? You also don’t like Gerald coz he has a tummy
She says she doesn't want competition 😂😂😂😂
He's too much of a snack 😂😂
She can't start something she can not finish
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I am Ann Kansime
Longtime no listening to this word “shame the devil”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂we love you kansiime
That is the best "it's not you, it's me" letdown ever 😂
Lol! "Give yourself some outside"... I love you for that one Anne...!
Anna please, behave. The guy issa snack😂😂
Anne you glow naturally no make up yet so radiant 😗
He's too good t be true walai... Can't get tired of thse skits
Dear Anne, I think you should do a part 2 of the blind date🥰🥰🥰 it was so hilarious
Mushema looks like he has just walked out of a magazine cover and then Kansiime wabwe😂😂