MSSP - Shane gets a Haircut

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  • čas přidán 7. 08. 2024
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    From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 35
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Komentáře • 92

  • @beatlesmom
    @beatlesmom Před 2 lety +230

    If a man says he has the travel bug, he’s a confirmed homosexual.

    • @imemberberry
      @imemberberry Před 2 lety +65

      Travel bug. It's slang for aids.

    • @nextbizzy
      @nextbizzy Před 2 lety +6

      F that id travel alot if I had any money... I wouldn't say travel bug tho so you right...

    • @jordanw2843
      @jordanw2843 Před 2 lety

      Lol

    • @juliangrant9718
      @juliangrant9718 Před 2 lety +1

      That's really funny

    • @whitneyallen9237
      @whitneyallen9237 Před rokem +4

      Shoot, I literally just said that the other day after getting home from a trip. Whelp, guess I’m gay now. This is going to be an awkward conversation with the Mrs.😂

  • @duffharris9295
    @duffharris9295 Před 2 lety +16

    Shane with a mustache looks like john candy

  • @nastradumbass
    @nastradumbass Před 2 lety +105

    My ex got on meth and cut her hair just like the thumbnail 🤣

    • @altonkatz2041
      @altonkatz2041 Před 2 lety +27

      hell yeah

    • @SamHaugen
      @SamHaugen Před 2 lety +10

      I remember when my buddy's girlfriend got an undercut. Made her look even more like a man.

    • @nastradumbass
      @nastradumbass Před 2 lety

      @@SamHaugen hoes be running wild these days

    • @n-wordheelflips2648
      @n-wordheelflips2648 Před 2 lety +32

      the undercut is like a transgender trial run

    • @duffharris9295
      @duffharris9295 Před 2 lety

      She’s got a wack haircut but she cleans like a demon

  • @KR-ki9hw
    @KR-ki9hw Před rokem +5

    "Walmart Head" is a term I will now appropriate.

  • @Khan.WrathOf
    @Khan.WrathOf Před 2 lety +52

    GirlShane thumbnails always lookin like those chicks I see ordering melted ice cream at Starbucks in a PA college town

    • @BarryB420
      @BarryB420 Před 2 lety +1

      This is the one that hot girls keep around for a good comparison

    • @BarryB420
      @BarryB420 Před 2 lety

      Matt is a skinny big teeth and Shane is a fat trickster

    • @bhollow711
      @bhollow711 Před 2 lety

      Allentown? McKeesport?? Chambersburg??? Where can I find these beautes???

    • @deezlesteezle
      @deezlesteezle Před 6 měsíci

      Up your butt and around the corner.

  • @Antiluls
    @Antiluls Před 2 lety +35

    she was prolly doin some blow and stood up quickly when she heard someone coming in

  • @Lallana_Del_Rey
    @Lallana_Del_Rey Před 2 lety +48

    Shane thinking he's not part of that group if dairyqueens that goes to those those types of places is hilarious

    • @tc860
      @tc860 Před rokem +4

      Bro what

    • @tommy_noble
      @tommy_noble Před rokem +1

      Dairyqueens? I got a laugh but what the fuck does that mean?

    • @iCookCrystalMeth
      @iCookCrystalMeth Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@tommy_nobleit’s a guy. he used to post on the reddit a lot until he fell off a cliff and died

  • @jefflabbecomedy
    @jefflabbecomedy Před rokem +25

    I don't know, Shane , all I'm looking for is a barber, shoe store, eye doctor and dentist where I'm allowed to drink.

  • @pinkishwallaby3965
    @pinkishwallaby3965 Před 2 lety +15

    sounds like her boyfriend took Matt’s bootcamp and threw some under-table kicks “hiya!”

  • @dalehulen8364
    @dalehulen8364 Před 2 lety +6

    Shane looks like the dude from 1990s Jane's Addiction

  • @ClumzySergio
    @ClumzySergio Před 2 lety +17

    My name is Sergio. Lmaoo

    • @sabu1378
      @sabu1378 Před 2 lety

      It’s bound to happen these dudes make fun of everything that isnt white suburban catholic kid shit eventually lmao

    • @visgraatje859
      @visgraatje859 Před 2 lety +12

      silk shirt no doubt

  • @brendandarcy8188
    @brendandarcy8188 Před rokem

    Best thumbnail yet 🤣🤣
    Shoulda had him with the moustache tho

  • @33shoobs
    @33shoobs Před rokem +1

    The fastest “bonus” from Matt when Shane hits the hot girl with the door

  • @joeluongo6079
    @joeluongo6079 Před 2 lety +6

    My co workers are staring at me like I’m retarded as I’m audibly laughing to my self at the thought of “Walmart head”

    • @KrikZ32
      @KrikZ32 Před rokem

      the blank-head bit kills me every time

  • @zachoeryedwards
    @zachoeryedwards Před 2 lety +5

    How did you not add a sick mustache!?

  • @mchapman2424
    @mchapman2424 Před 2 lety +12

    I wonder why we all have unrealistic life/job expectations after our dipshit parents told us we could be anything we want and to always follow your dreams and never compromise

  • @tarawhite986
    @tarawhite986 Před 2 lety +2

    That thumbnail 😆😆

  • @STINCTEAM702
    @STINCTEAM702 Před 2 lety +4

    This is why I love this podcast

  • @BryceChillis
    @BryceChillis Před 2 lety

    great thumbnail haha

  • @scottwilliams4963
    @scottwilliams4963 Před 2 lety +6

    I’m already drunk at the sports cuts.
    Edit: losers

  • @declankelliher4611
    @declankelliher4611 Před 2 lety

    🤣🤣. Damn thumbnail.

  • @cooperbarner2916
    @cooperbarner2916 Před rokem +1

    Wal mart head holy shit. I live in Arkansas and this is definitely a thing

  • @stevenelliott2367
    @stevenelliott2367 Před 2 lety +1

    Iceland is F***ING AWESOME 🤣

    • @isaacrayburn969
      @isaacrayburn969 Před 2 lety

      I’d fuckin go no homo. The girls are FUCKIN BAD

  • @0Akeldama0
    @0Akeldama0 Před rokem

    Thats how it ends? Lol

  • @dogchaser520
    @dogchaser520 Před rokem

    Holy shit, some of these thumbnail edits, hahahah

  • @mattmcd3523
    @mattmcd3523 Před rokem +4

    They also will not allow you to get multiple beers... But with this one simple hack, of putting 6 beers in your car before you leave, you can get a decent buzz before your haircut

  • @scumbaggo
    @scumbaggo Před 8 měsíci +1

    I used to have luscious locks all the way down to my ass. Switched to the #1 buzzcut a few years ago, never going back. bonus points if you add a moustache, black people get nervous around you.

  • @qwerty6574
    @qwerty6574 Před 2 lety +1

    5:08 just cut my hair
    I recommend everyone try this at least once

  • @dankoni
    @dankoni Před 2 lety +2

    what episode did shane do his bit about trump giving away the black people, because aliens love urban comedy?

  • @maxmotors9497
    @maxmotors9497 Před 2 lety +1

    Yo I know at least a dozen of yall Dawgs have bounced with a bish that looks just like this haha 😄

  • @notsocrates9529
    @notsocrates9529 Před rokem +1

    Is that Tom Macdonald or Tara Reid?

  • @roberttorres4893
    @roberttorres4893 Před rokem

    PBR= Post Blue Ribbon?

  • @alecmcjarison999
    @alecmcjarison999 Před rokem

    Catfished by a sam’s club

  • @Graveyard_666
    @Graveyard_666 Před 5 měsíci

    Walmart head 😄

  • @KillerKush_
    @KillerKush_ Před rokem

    The fact that he can't properly pronounce it "sir-gay" is giving covering vibes

  • @davidperez5089
    @davidperez5089 Před 2 lety

    Who's the 5 funny girls?-wolf; keerson; Wong?...?

    • @Orenoryori
      @Orenoryori Před 2 lety +3

      Definitely not Wong.

    • @notsocrates9529
      @notsocrates9529 Před rokem

      That number is off by 5, and that is still being overly generous.

  • @iunnox666
    @iunnox666 Před 3 měsíci

    Never heard of getting a drink at a barber shop, that's a thing?

  • @booates
    @booates Před 3 měsíci

    shane has walmart head

  • @in5364
    @in5364 Před rokem

    Shane doesn't like normies

  • @FD_and_B
    @FD_and_B Před 9 měsíci

    Women do be cutting men’s hair better tho

  • @jlshel42
    @jlshel42 Před 2 lety +2

    The only people who have messed up my hair are white women. My cat would do a better job with sheers and a clipper then they have.