So Zoella gets a page on the Sun written about her because she showed a bit of her knickers. Yet Marcus grabs his crotch whilst being in underwear and nothing? Haha I don't hate Marcus at all, just saying
OHHHHH MY GOD the last story tho!! Lmao this is sooo hilarious I couldn't stop laughing! Hahahahaha thank u so much for sharing these stories, made my day 😂😂😂
Hahaha. I remembered this one time when I was weeks away from turning 11. It was on a week-long national boy scout event. My friends and I were fooling around, and then things started to get sexual when one of our friends went to sleep, and he was having an erection while asleep. They then joked about how much he can release (through nocturnal emission) because he's the one who looks the most prepubescent among us. I was like 'Uhm, okay? Haha.' Then they started talking about me. I was quite respected, but they still fooled around and said that I was releasing a cups worth of milk. My 10-year-old self thought she they were talking about breast milk. And yes, it was unusual for me as a kid to hear breast milk and me at the same sentence. Out of the blue, I just said "C'mon, it's not like you've never tasted one cup of it when you were like, 4, right? :D" Thankfully, only one heard what I said because everyone was busy roasting other people. Until now, that moment remained as a blackmail joke to me by that friend who heard what I said.
This is absolutely hilarious!!! Can't believe you can actually remember it so detailed, I can barely remember anything from when I was 11, and I'm a few years younger than you are
For girls it's more like: Dammit, this fucking sucks. Like seriously, if you get your period at night you ruin you underwear, your shorts/pants, AND your sheets. Plus craps are fucking awful. Like your entire abdomen cramps up and it hurts and you can't like run or sneeze or laugh or it feels like you're pissing yourself. The first time I got my period my cramps were so bad I threw up and almost passed out. Plus, it's like $10 for a box of tampons which will only last like one period. And you need pads which feel like diapers. And you constantly have to check if you bled through all that shit and people can see. And you're sad and angry all the time and it's not even like 'why am I like this rn' bc every little thing just pisses you off SO MUCH. Like my friend cut me off once accidentally and I literally wanted to punch her. And I cried because I lost my hoodie. So that's basically what a period is like. To any guys that bitch about their gf or whatever because she's moody and on her period, stfu it's like a billion times worse for us. Just be nice and maybe surprise your gf with flowers or something, k?
OMG! These are sooo funny actually. xD The way you told those, I loved it. And the last one was.. like I can't say what it was like xD And yeah, I would like to watch more such videos. :)
I've just been binge watching all your videos' and omg you're so amazing. This is hilarious..!! Yes I know this video is incredibly old and I'm late but augh oh well. Keep up the good work. 😊
Yes, do tell all! It will help rid yourself of any demons rattling around inside your head. It will also give you more space for a whole new batch of demons you can entertain us with!
I've been subscribed to you for about 6 months now, I think. But, I've been behind in your videos, so I've been binge watching them. First, I will tell you, I am among your American audience. What I find interesting is that after a few hours binge watching your videos, my thoughts formulate with a British accent. Almost to the point that I wonder if the next time I speak, a British accent will come out of my mouth. Which it doesn't. Still, it is very strange and I did not expect that. Has anything similar happened to you when you talk with your American friends, or if you watch a lot of American CZcamsrs? Just curious. :-)
Same, especially when I watch Joe, I think in a British accent and I say "what" kind of like he does, to the point where my mom makes fun of me and goes "WUT" when she sees me. Also, sometimes my mom will tell me I have a British accent at the end of questions.
well done marcus, it is so brave of you to share this with us & thanks to you i know i am not alone. that might be some experience every teenage boys had before, i also have a friend like ed teach me something like this & i am glad we are still great friends and can have some chat once in a month. not sure how u feel about ed though.
My ex boyfriends grandma walked in on us the night we both lost our v plates.... She gave us "a pep talk", I shit you not. Threw another condom at my then boyfriend. And walked out.... I was 18 when this happened.,.. I could have died of embarrassment. Now I just laugh when I remember it cause of course it happened to me 😂😂😂
Ed sounds like a bad influence😂
Legit what I was I thinking xxx
emily reny odd age aswell
emily reny just a smidge
emily reny ikr
emily reny hahhahaa yesss
Imagine Ed watching this after googling Marcus Butler like "hm what's that guy up to right know"
lol
+yachtSamba "im going to kill myself.. immediately"
Lol
LAMO
lalilu25 Aye
Does Marcus's kid voice remind you of the blue machine from Bob the builder? Lofty is it? Idk lol 😂😂 childhood throwback
+Niamh Foley What? 😂😂
"Er.. yeah i think so!" YES! HE SO DOES :')
+Pixiee Thinks OMG lol
😂😂😂😂it does omg
omg yes!! my brother was watching bon the builder whilst i was watching this and they sounded the same!!! 😂😂
" If you start wriggling your willy about it starts to get hard" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think ed was a bit of a bad influence
'a bit'
A bit? Ya think?
no kidding
Yep
Yeah😂
Ed sounds very odd 😂
FML I'm creasing 😂😂😂😂
+Rose Cottrell cringing
I think he was a little sick in the head.
Yep
He sounds Pretty. Odd. 😂
What the hell i haven't watched marcus in a long time and he's gotten so much hotter wow
IKR
I love your name btw?!
Am I SERIOUSLY the only one that heard, "Marijuana insects"?? 😂😂
Nicole Dyason Nope
i did
SAME! I was like, insect?.......
NikkyDee I did
Nopee
I WAS CRINGING THE ENTIRE TIME 😂😂😂 xxxx
Same
+Ian Silent who r u talking too
lol
+Ian Silent lol
Same I couldn't stand it😂
He was ED-gy... sorry everyone, I couldn't help it :)
I was literally thinking the exact same thing HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I was in stitches and he didn't even catch on 😂😂😂
So Zoella gets a page on the Sun written about her because she showed a bit of her knickers. Yet Marcus grabs his crotch whilst being in underwear and nothing? Haha I don't hate Marcus at all, just saying
"so he was like EDgy" (I'm sorry I had to)😂
Who else was thinking this was Marcus having his first gay experience & coming out lol
he has a girlfriend so i doubt he's gay tbh
+ThatMidgetAsian Innit 😂😂👌🏾
He has a girlfriend lol
+Katie And Tia he broke up with his girlfrien
Optical Minds which girlfriend are you talking about?
When you realize this all happened in one year.
And ?
Ok..
ok .-.
IKR 😂😂
I know
That must have been very awkward. 😂
The whole video I kept thinking Marcus was going to get raped by Ed...
Jehlan White Ed... the name makes everything better
Jehlan White your
Jehlan White me 2😂😂
Just sat here cringing through the whole of these video 😂😂
Yeah, especially the last one lol
Omg I had to stop watching. 😂
Maisey Wick I
Marcus, i hate to tell everyone! But we all know your pubes are bleech blonde too!...
You do love to match! haha
+James Clark HAHAHAH THIS IS A) THE FUNNIEST THING. AND TRUE THH
SebbyTrujillo hahaha its gotta be true haha
the images
Esabel Talavera haha engraved in your brain! Lol
I bet Marcus was cringing the entire time he was filming this video, it's funny though. 😂
Imagine what he was like editing it
Sayr from Oklahoma, You are ADORABLE!! Great stories. Nice accent. Love how you speak. Classic.
OGM PLEASE MAKE MORE STORYTIMES
HIII DANIEL. ur videos are funny af :D
yass
yass
yes
Yess
Hahaha I love the reenactments - reminds me of Drunk History
Omg drunk history!😆
Omg yes
OMG
YESSS
Omg
"Hey buddy, let's watch a film together sometime" * snap snap *
They should find each other now, and start giving each other handjobs. Why not if it feels good.
11 year old where so innocent compared to 11 year olds today😂
Sop.is.not.interesting were*
IT WAS A VIRUS!!!!!!
COLLAB WITH TANA
YES btw love ya Kevin
YES YES YES
that would be so perfect! They even have the same hair colour! XD
YES
+Cassy Wright ermmm YES what's wrong with you????
Every time he said, "insects" it sounded like, "incest". 😂😂😂
he was saying incense
lmao you thought he was burning marijuana insects? I can't, oml.
HHAHAHAHHA
Oml, I'm dying. He was burning incense not insects, oml! XD
+Suspicious Windmills guys she was talking about the first story, where they went to the insect farm thing
Little 11 year old me- How many times
It sounds like "Ed" fancied Marcus...😂😂😂
He said "Urinal" like U-Rine-Al....I cant.
That's how u say it
that's what it's called wyd
What?! R u American or something cuz that's how we Brits pronounce 'urinal'...
In America we pronounce it your-in-all
that's how us Brits say it
YURRR-EYE-NUL 😂😂😂
Ahahahha
That's how people in England say it 😂 lol I'm from England 😂🇬🇧
How do you say it?!
+SammyB Yer-eye-nul 😂
+Jadeegirlrox yeah same i'm british too. How do americans say it then
Please continue this as a series, its just too funny that u had a childhood like this
OHHHHH MY GOD the last story tho!! Lmao this is sooo hilarious I couldn't stop laughing! Hahahahaha thank u so much for sharing these stories, made my day 😂😂😂
YOU know what's awesome??
Read the first word again👍😊
Aww thats so nice your awsome too!!!!
You!!
Awe u too
+Simple things Confuse that's the joke looooll
but what about if someone who likes to inflict pain on others reads this?
are they awesome?
no
no they are not
This was hilarious tbh 😂😂
I hope everyone has had a lovely day ☺️💕
Omfg.. He said Urinal so weird lol I love British accents
urInal hahaha
Us Brits pronounce our words properly 😂😂😂
+Meghan-daisy lol fair enough it just sounds weird to us Canadians
+Sarah Schoenberger Ahahahah same
+Sarah Schoenberger I'm Canadian and it doesn't sound weird to me ???
Ed is a horrible friend
MAARRCUUSS😂😂😂 what the chuff😂😂😂 just in general! Like what!!! AAAAH!
Me ears! After what I just heard! AAAH!
Hahaha. I remembered this one time when I was weeks away from turning 11. It was on a week-long national boy scout event. My friends and I were fooling around, and then things started to get sexual when one of our friends went to sleep, and he was having an erection while asleep. They then joked about how much he can release (through nocturnal emission) because he's the one who looks the most prepubescent among us. I was like 'Uhm, okay? Haha.' Then they started talking about me. I was quite respected, but they still fooled around and said that I was releasing a cups worth of milk. My 10-year-old self thought she they were talking about breast milk. And yes, it was unusual for me as a kid to hear breast milk and me at the same sentence. Out of the blue, I just said "C'mon, it's not like you've never tasted one cup of it when you were like, 4, right? :D" Thankfully, only one heard what I said because everyone was busy roasting other people. Until now, that moment remained as a blackmail joke to me by that friend who heard what I said.
Oh dear😂
Omg kingtong!
Maisie Green oooo7
Haha omg, thank you for sharing
Liam Cirge lol
Yo ED's a weirdo man getting a kid 2 years younger than him to look at his pubes, mad
"He was edgy" ed-gy coz that's his name lol ED-gy 😂😂
HIS VIDEOS MAKE ME HAPPY
Just crossed my mind to ask if anyone else starts school in September😂
just wondering... anyone does?😅😂
i do I start on the sixth 😂
7th😂😂💘
the third I go back haha
think I go back 5th
8:26 Hey buddy you in London?
??????
lol😂
You are my favorite person
Bless u
This is the best comment
Would love more of these. Thumbs up for story time with Marcus 😄💗
This was one of your recent videos that actually made me laugh out loud. You should definitely do more.
I never knew Marcus and Niomi broke up until now? Was there any reason leading to it?
Ummm howww
he made a video on his second channel I think about y they broke up
Watch what's going on on his second channel
Seems like they grew apart, Marcus never said the official reason but both seem happier now and that's what matters most 😊
They are back together
ur hot. please fart in a jar and send me!!!😂
omg
ummm......??????
creep
Ooooooooookkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!
Wtf
This is absolutely hilarious!!! Can't believe you can actually remember it so detailed, I can barely remember anything from when I was 11, and I'm a few years younger than you are
"I'm certainly learning, he's teaching" I'M SHOOK AF
Please make another one this was hilarious haha
This video is so hilarious, waaaay funnier than the title suggests
the parts where he said why's he sharing this with us were the most hilarious parts of the whole video tbh 😂😂😂
Love these kind of videos, please post more! They're hilarious 😂
Please please please continue these, they're hilarious 😂
It is 2 20 am. I am wide awake. Caffeine is not a good idea before bed.
PLEASE CONTINUE THESE. Oh my gosh that was funny.
I REALLY COULDNT STOP LAUGHING , MY CHEEKS STARTED TO HURT!
This is hilarious, please continue this as a series
Ed is a great influence 😂😂
I love how you kept saying "i shouldnt be telling you this"😂😂
For girls it's more like:
Dammit, this fucking sucks.
Like seriously, if you get your period at night you ruin you underwear, your shorts/pants, AND your sheets. Plus craps are fucking awful. Like your entire abdomen cramps up and it hurts and you can't like run or sneeze or laugh or it feels like you're pissing yourself. The first time I got my period my cramps were so bad I threw up and almost passed out. Plus, it's like $10 for a box of tampons which will only last like one period. And you need pads which feel like diapers. And you constantly have to check if you bled through all that shit and people can see. And you're sad and angry all the time and it's not even like 'why am I like this rn' bc every little thing just pisses you off SO MUCH. Like my friend cut me off once accidentally and I literally wanted to punch her. And I cried because I lost my hoodie. So that's basically what a period is like. To any guys that bitch about their gf or whatever because she's moody and on her period, stfu it's like a billion times worse for us. Just be nice and maybe surprise your gf with flowers or something, k?
FELT AKWARD FOR YOU MARCUS!
Please continue the series love ya
When he said "we'll call him, Ed"
The first thing I thought of was
Ed, Edd, and Eddy😂😂😂
He's ed-gy 😂😂😂😂 xxx
Sooooo funny xDDDD got so excited when I saw you on Masterchef - loved it !! :'D
I can NOT stop laughing😂😂😂😂 this Ed is a freaky friend😂😂 and naughty minded 😂😂
"little eleven year old me" bless him😂❤
OMG! These are sooo funny actually. xD
The way you told those, I loved it. And the last one was.. like I can't say what it was like xD
And yeah, I would like to watch more such videos. :)
Your stories are AWESOME!!
Oh my goodness this is great 😂 we all have weird childhood stories like this tho
Imagine Ed going on google saying "oh I wonder what Marcus is up to these days?" It would be hilarious 😂😂😂
Why do I always fall for clickbait 😫😭😂❤️
My initials are Ed that's really sad lol
hahaa :D
Phamily ^_^
Le Phandôme est partout 💞
^_^
Yay the phanmily is here
I've just been binge watching all your videos' and omg you're so amazing. This is hilarious..!! Yes I know this video is incredibly old and I'm late but augh oh well. Keep up the good work. 😊
Would never have the balls to share a story like that props Marcus really funny x)
Am I the only one that finds this so funny😂
Kelly Brailey I do
This was the funniest thing I have even seen in my life 😂😂😂
I have laughed so hard at your stories x'D
Loved it! Please share more stories.
THIS MUST'VE BEEN SO AWKWARD TO FILM I CAN FEEL THE AWKWARDNESS OMG
the first story sounds like somthing of Nickelodeon
Yes, do tell all! It will help rid yourself of any demons rattling around inside your head. It will also give you more space for a whole new batch of demons you can entertain us with!
You should totally make this a series. This video was so funny
I'm sat in my college cafeteria watching this & I'm hoping no one can see what I'm watching 😂
I've been subscribed to you for about 6 months now, I think. But, I've been behind in your videos, so I've been binge watching them.
First, I will tell you, I am among your American audience. What I find interesting is that after a few hours binge watching your videos, my thoughts formulate with a British accent. Almost to the point that I wonder if the next time I speak, a British accent will come out of my mouth. Which it doesn't. Still, it is very strange and I did not expect that.
Has anything similar happened to you when you talk with your American friends, or if you watch a lot of American CZcamsrs? Just curious. :-)
Lol that happens to me too. If I'm ever thinking or talking to myself in my head, it's always a British accent xD
+Mady Wentworth hahahaha me too😂😂
Same, especially when I watch Joe, I think in a British accent and I say "what" kind of like he does, to the point where my mom makes fun of me and goes "WUT" when she sees me. Also, sometimes my mom will tell me I have a British accent at the end of questions.
THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME LOL ALSO IVE DEVELOPED LIKE A BRITISH STYLE OF SPEAKING LOL
Sometimes I'lll say certain words, by accident, in an English accent! Like the other day I said pastel the same way the English say it... lol.
You're a brave guy. I have no idea how you worked up the courage to publicly share these stories. Glad you did, though. They are hilarious.😂😂
his voice for fetus Marcus is what I live for 😂
man ......you are an amazing actor that flashback acting lol
4:44
"Let's put something else on"
CUTENESS OVERLOAD
I love it!😂😂 would love more story times from you 😅
YESSSS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO MORE!!!! I LOVE THESE TYPES OF VIDEOS!!!
I was like, nooo this channel is starting to get a bit eh.. and then boom! Love it all over again
It would be cool if he reunited with "Ed" by this video xD
Please do more of these! Thumbs up if you agree
i love these storytime vids so much!!
well done marcus, it is so brave of you to share this with us & thanks to you i know i am not alone. that might be some experience every teenage boys had before, i also have a friend like ed teach me something like this & i am glad we are still great friends and can have some chat once in a month. not sure how u feel about ed though.
OMGGGG LOOOOOOL 😭😂 I was literally cry laughing watching this!!! You have to make this into a series!!! 😂😭😂
My ex boyfriends grandma walked in on us the night we both lost our v plates.... She gave us "a pep talk", I shit you not. Threw another condom at my then boyfriend. And walked out....
I was 18 when this happened.,..
I could have died of embarrassment.
Now I just laugh when I remember it cause of course it happened to me 😂😂😂
Story time needs to happen more often cos this killed me😂😭
Am I the only one dying laughing about the way he said "urinal"? 😂😂😂
0:33 I thought this was going to be a coming out video for a moment there :)