it is an ancient fighting technique that creates shock and fear....in my case it would be laughter and repulsion.... my wife use to be afraid of the dark, she saw me naked, now she is afraid of the light......
lol...I sleep naked to get the upper hand in an intruder situation they will be in awe of my glorious body giving me more time to react to the threat :)
Claim any but-stuff was done in self defense. It'd teach any would-be thief a valuable lesson on why jail is called "hard time", "The pokey", and "The slammer". It's difficult to imagine teaching home invaders life lessons would be frowned upon considering the use of lethal force is legal.
Edward Snowden cali has pretty okay knife laws tho. even switchblades and balis are allowed, albeit at 2". Otherwise no blade length laws, both fixed and folding
I’ve honestly never really considered plastic knives as an option of any kind, but after this video I’m really starting to rethink my stance on plastic knives. Obviously it’s not gonna be an edc (like you said) but it could definitely be effective, and I never really thought of it like that. Hats off to you sir👌
I don’t know. I can see those push daggers being self defense EDCs. Small enough to hide really well, and really just as effective as the metal type since they are stabbing implements.
As a child. I'd think of, what the fuck do I do if I'm taking a shit and the fire alarm goes off. Since my bowls are mean and take half an hour. Will I rather sit and burn or run out with muddy buns of shame?
This instantly made me think of the Poop Knife story from Reddit! Whenever i hear knife and bathroom in the same sentence, or even paragraph, i automatically think Poop Knife. That damn story has warped my mind. Once you read it, or hear it, theres no going back either 🤣
You forgot to mention that the thick ceramic cover to the toilet tank is the best weapon already in the bathroom. I keep one of these plastic shanks in my shower, but if I'm on the pot and someone's getting funny they're getting beat to death with the tank lid.
I keep a #1000 box of plastic cutlery with napkins + salt & pepper next to the toilet. Extra security: add a couple bottles of Tabasco, peanut oil, and a baguette.
@@cutlerylover u still convinced and thu . I never knew those were a thing . I wonder if they really cut like actual knives an if they do I'm surprised no 1 is sneaking them into prisons
"The reality of the situation is nobody's looking to get past metal detectors with these"...... me. Over here, just completely analyzing my life after that being my specific purpose for looking up plastic knives.
The nice thing about the ring is you can add on some kind of paracord, rope, or survival bracelet to make the retention of this knife totally solid. Everything about that design is just great for the use or application.
I was thinking these might be used as poop knives. That is not a practice I have in my family but apparently some people need a knife to cut up their movements before flushing.
You had me worried there for a minute. Had no idea where you were going. The thoughts that came to my mind were... well never mind. lol. Never thought about using plastic knives for self-defense at home. Some great ideas.
I keep a cheapy folder in the drawer next to the toilet; it's surprisingly good as for a cheap knife; no play, sharp, nice click when it locks, and I've actually used it a few times to open packs of soap etc.
I just bought fgx push dagger cause i thought this was a training knife. But right after i got this, i realized if i train tmwith this thing, me and my friend would hurt seriously. these are like aztec stone knife. Freaken sharp. And i am so mind blowed that you use this home defence in bathroom. Wow. Thanks for the real good idea. This will cut well and not gonna rust!!
Nice, i always have a karambit and cold steel ti-lite XL in my toilet and a short tanto and hunting knife inside the shower room, katanas scattered all over the house and foldables everywhere with 2 fox knives dart and karambits on my pockets everywhere i go plus dozens of foldables
Low-priced stainless steel knives with high corrosion resistance/high nickel & chromium content (304, 316, etc) are also a good option for long-term storage high-humidity environments. You don't need the finest, top-notch blade steel in a defense emergency, you just need a knife that works. They're cheap, so you just inspect them once in a while, and replace as needed.
„...it involves the toilet“ - that got me hooked.... and that is why I noticed I‘m looking at a video of you, not from any random knife making channel :D
Well, you're certainly well prepared. Just to add on a revolver at the bottom of the home swimming pool should'nt be an issue compared to semi-automatics even while bathing in a river 4' deep just tie a paracord to the trigger guard and let it dangle at your calf while skinny dipping in the river/near shore, be sure to spray it with silicone spray before you do that. As for steel knives i believe those blackout blades should'nt be an issue to rust with silicone sprayed. My Gerber Guardian 2 backup since 2000/serialed no. has stood the test of time even 2 weeks saltwater without rinsing. In my case being naked is'nt vulnerable i'll chase down any intruder naked or not without a firearm/knife...i'll make him naked. Another good item to stash for home defense are pepper sprays in the vanity, kitchen cabinet, below your sofa cushion, in the garden shed, should'nt be an issue immersed in water using a ziplock bag in the flush tank of your toilet too. Being armed 24/7 is my motto...wherever I may be .
Plastic knife is no match for an RPG in the bathroom though. You could call it your toilet boomer... and use it as an excuse for the noises people may hear... yeah.... that’s my story and I’m sticking with it!
I have one of those Walmart "bait" knives hanging with fishing line from my shower head. I put a razor edge and a little oil on it and it's been there probably 3 years and hasn't rusted. You can also always take a cheap knife, sharpen it and dip it in paint
I keep a Sig P238 stored in a small Seahorse 56 Micro waterproof box in my shower. I work from home, and always carry, so no worries when sitting on the throne.
I have one in my get home bag, under the seat of my car and in my travel trailers storage compartment, light, impervious to heat and moisture, require no mateniance. I may never need one but if i do it'll be there. None in the bathroom though. The rings werent enough to satisfy NY, they'll still nail you if they catch you with one.
I keep bear spray in my toilet tanks...it's in a ziplock bag. In my living room I keep a .38 Walther in the back of a Teddy Bear pillow that stays on my couch...and other similar precautions.
Useless for slicing I guess, not for stabbing (jabbing). Plastic push dagger doesn't seem so bad idea, actually. But I can't find this option to buy in my area, alas.
İ dont know if you see this but İ want some help about this. İ want to buy a Tai pan like on the video. İ want to know that is it Sharp and can cut some stuff and pierce objekts
If you have to evacuate with a family and anticipate the possibility of entering a refugee camp, even for a few days, they won't let you take your K-Bar, but this may slip through
I don't have small kids so I keep a knife that I can reach from the shower if I hear an odd sound like my door getting busted open. Anyway, it has a plastic handle and is branded a Tomahawk. It came in a scratch and dent mystery box, worth maybe $10 but it will cut.
So Jeff everyone’s thinking it , when we gonna see some mini Jeff’s running about Oh a side note 5:43 we’ve watched the truck stop bathroom story time video , we are well aware of the vulnerable toilet situations you have 😂😂
If I’m droppin a “Duece” and someone enters the bathroom to attempt to attack me , I’m Grabbin the street broom handle I just crapped out and beat them with it !
It will show up on an X-Ray scanner as a knife shaped object. Trying to carry a “ weapon” thru airport or Government Building security risks arrest and possible imprisonment. Bad idea!
The "legal purpose" for those metal rings is to make an otherwise non metal knife to be detectable by a metal detector. I find the obviousness of this is funny😅
It’s true I never cared as a child about the water tank behind the toilet I seen my parents open it maybe 3 times my whole life and it’s just there most the time I forget about it and I’m an adult now any time I enter the restroom my first thought has never been let’s open up the toilet
Have someone really passed metal detection rack with such sort of plastic items? Asking because i sometimes accompany my fiancé at nights. She works in the office building and they have a rack there. If I just wait outside - there is nothing to go, it's hard and boring to wait. So usually I wait her in a lobby. They allow me to enter once I've showed my ID. But then we go back on foot and I really don't like the area we go - narrow deserted street, very long with no intersections. Tall concrete fences goes along the both sides of the road. Any shi# might happen. Another reason I don't want to bring cold steel with me it's because it's not legal in this country. So, not much options left. Any ideas or advice? Thanks, gentlemen
>Older kids don't have an interest in the toilet tank Well that's not strictly true. My uncle told me that he and friends used to smoke buckets (gravity bongs) out of the toilet tank and blow the smoke out of the window in an attempt to not get caught. I don't recommend this.
I use to film in stereo and while sitting behind the camera im moving from one side to another while I talk so I cna see what im showing...I no longer film this way since its an issue with headphone users...I didnt use headphones ever lol so I didnt see an issue with the videos audio until it was pointed out to me...
@@cutlerylover yea that's true guess I was coming from the knife guy point of view where we would already have some knives didn't consider the newer people in the hobby where this option would make sense and we'll can't go wrong getting into newer type of knife
Fighting nude with a plastic knife is a serious power move.
This comment deserves thousands more likes! Lol
it is an ancient fighting technique that creates shock and fear....in my case it would be laughter and repulsion.... my wife use to be afraid of the dark, she saw me naked, now she is afraid of the light......
Throw a hard on in the mix, and shit gets terrifying😂
If a guy breaks into my house and I'm naked, I'm pretty sure he's the vulnerable one.
lol...I sleep naked to get the upper hand in an intruder situation they will be in awe of my glorious body giving me more time to react to the threat :)
Go go gadget dick!
Claim any but-stuff was done in self defense. It'd teach any would-be thief a valuable lesson on why jail is called "hard time", "The pokey", and "The slammer".
It's difficult to imagine teaching home invaders life lessons would be frowned upon considering the use of lethal force is legal.
@@jakeizlovea less lethal cheek clapping
@@virgosintellect I'd make the episode more emotionally damaging by talking about unresolved childhood issues the entire time. 🤣
Plastic knives? Metal straws? What happened to my world?!
Metal straws? Ha! Come to jersey and get a paper straw. Yes. Paper. Useless after 10 minutes.
Edward Snowden cali has pretty okay knife laws tho. even switchblades and balis are allowed, albeit at 2". Otherwise no blade length laws, both fixed and folding
@Edward Snowden to quote AvE "The state of cancer know to cause California"
Knives stopped rusting and we saw how terrible single use plastics are, it is called progress.
Plastic knives and metal straws are both good inventions. What’s your complaint?
I thought he was going to talk about poop knives
senrab253 me too 😂
Exactly what I thought 😂😂😂
Exactly what I thought haha
senrab253 same
Im disappointed he's hiding the real use for em. Forget paper tests hows it cut those turds
I’ve honestly never really considered plastic knives as an option of any kind, but after this video I’m really starting to rethink my stance on plastic knives. Obviously it’s not gonna be an edc (like you said) but it could definitely be effective, and I never really thought of it like that. Hats off to you sir👌
sure no problem the idea is its something to get you to the "better option" but better than nothing on the way lol...
@@cutlerylover If you are a single male you also do number 4 in the bathroom.
I don’t know. I can see those push daggers being self defense EDCs. Small enough to hide really well, and really just as effective as the metal type since they are stabbing implements.
aw man i just bring my speargun into the bathroom its rated for great white sharks and rustproof - love the toilet tank idea
I shower in a bulletproof vest and condom. I’m fully covered!!!
Bulletproof for the dangles and condom for foot. I got ya ;-) lol
AldoSchmedack lol
The real question is if you’re going #2 and need to go into defense mode do you take the time to wipe? Or do you attack with muddy buns?
Lol muddy buns
That's some funny shit pardon the pun.
grab the poop in your toilet and prepare to throw
As a child. I'd think of, what the fuck do I do if I'm taking a shit and the fire alarm goes off. Since my bowls are mean and take half an hour. Will I rather sit and burn or run out with muddy buns of shame?
clearly you wipe with your hand and smear it directly into the eyes of your threat...
This instantly made me think of the Poop Knife story from Reddit! Whenever i hear knife and bathroom in the same sentence, or even paragraph, i automatically think Poop Knife. That damn story has warped my mind. Once you read it, or hear it, theres no going back either 🤣
Please send me a link to the story...so...so I can blacklist that link...um...yeah...
You forgot to mention that the thick ceramic cover to the toilet tank is the best weapon already in the bathroom. I keep one of these plastic shanks in my shower, but if I'm on the pot and someone's getting funny they're getting beat to death with the tank lid.
Its called a deck lid and yeah that would make a great blunt force weapon or even shield for a knife attack
Intruder: rahhhhh
You: bonk bonk bonk!
Intruder: 😵
A handfull of comet will pucker the pupils.
I thought you were making a video about using these to unclog a toilet😂
I guessed to scrap some material off tue side
I keep a #1000 box of plastic cutlery with napkins + salt & pepper next to the toilet. Extra security: add a couple bottles of Tabasco, peanut oil, and a baguette.
Lol same!
The toilette tank lid is more dangerous than 1 of these
Stab
depends on the situation really unless you hit the attacker in the head the tank lid will only piss them off...lol
@@cutlerylover u still convinced and thu . I never knew those were a thing . I wonder if they really cut like actual knives an if they do I'm surprised no 1 is sneaking them into prisons
MGTOW ANONYMOUS shhhh
Just ask James Gandofini’s character from “True Romance”!
"The reality of the situation is nobody's looking to get past metal detectors with these"...... me. Over here, just completely analyzing my life after that being my specific purpose for looking up plastic knives.
He knows that lol. And so does EVERYONE else who buys these 🤣. No one’s seriously going to run at a burglar with a wet piece of sharpened plastic.
"...the reality, no one is doing that."
😂
I've always felt a bit abnormal because I keep a weapon in the bathroom, I feel better now! ('cause I'm not the only one)
:)
I seriously thought I was the only one
I agree fully, great options for bathroom back-up and even planter safety on the deck or backyard.
The nice thing about the ring is you can add on some kind of paracord, rope, or survival bracelet to make the retention of this knife totally solid. Everything about that design is just great for the use or application.
I was thinking these might be used as poop knives. That is not a practice I have in my family but apparently some people need a knife to cut up their movements before flushing.
I was really worried about what "number 3" was. I'm glad you cleared that up. Enjoyed the video man!
Bought a bunch. I actually really liked them. Emergency i can stash around the house
You had me worried there for a minute. Had no idea where you were going. The thoughts that came to my mind were... well never mind. lol. Never thought about using plastic knives for self-defense at home. Some great ideas.
That Chaos Trench is the BEST both metal and in plastic!
poop cutting knives. Bathroom approved
Glad I'm not the only one who thought he was using these to cut his poop up LOL no more clogged toilet
I keep a cheapy folder in the drawer next to the toilet; it's surprisingly good as for a cheap knife; no play, sharp, nice click when it locks, and I've actually used it a few times to open packs of soap etc.
Me too... Milwaukee.
I just bought fgx push dagger cause i thought this was a training knife. But right after i got this, i realized if i train tmwith this thing, me and my friend would hurt seriously. these are like aztec stone knife. Freaken sharp. And i am so mind blowed that you use this home defence in bathroom. Wow. Thanks for the real good idea. This will cut well and not gonna rust!!
I’d just grab my straight razor, scary sharp.
My uncle had green plastic military rambo and spoke of the checkpoint bypass application.
These would be absolutely amazing for taking on a plane
Nice, i always have a karambit and cold steel ti-lite XL in my toilet and a short tanto and hunting knife inside the shower room, katanas scattered all over the house and foldables everywhere with 2 fox knives dart and karambits on my pockets everywhere i go plus dozens of foldables
Katanas scattered all over the house . Nice !
Low-priced stainless steel knives with high corrosion resistance/high nickel & chromium content (304, 316, etc) are also a good option for long-term storage high-humidity environments. You don't need the finest, top-notch blade steel in a defense emergency, you just need a knife that works. They're cheap, so you just inspect them once in a while, and replace as needed.
„...it involves the toilet“ - that got me hooked.... and that is why I noticed I‘m looking at a video of you, not from any random knife making channel :D
I don't want to have to explain to the plumber why I have a knife hidden in my toilet tank.
Plumbers probably have seen much weirder things stuck in toilets I imagine....
When i was a kid i was very curious about how the toilet worked and i would remove the tank lid often
Same here!
Same lol
Same!
Nah, see, my three year old was obsessed with opening the toilet tank. Still doesn't take away how awesome these knives are though...
I was already a fan of these Cold Steel nonmetallic knives, but still, good video.
Well, you're certainly well prepared. Just to add on a revolver at the bottom of the home swimming pool should'nt be an issue compared to semi-automatics even while bathing in a river 4' deep just tie a paracord to the trigger guard and let it dangle at your calf while skinny dipping in the river/near shore, be sure to spray it with silicone spray before you do that. As for steel knives i believe those blackout blades should'nt be an issue to rust with silicone sprayed. My Gerber Guardian 2 backup since 2000/serialed no. has stood the test of time even 2 weeks saltwater without rinsing. In my case being naked is'nt vulnerable i'll chase down any intruder naked or not without a firearm/knife...i'll make him naked. Another good item to stash for home defense are pepper sprays in the vanity, kitchen cabinet, below your sofa cushion, in the garden shed, should'nt be an issue immersed in water using a ziplock bag in the flush tank of your toilet too.
Being armed 24/7 is my motto...wherever I may be .
They weld the rings on now so they “can’t” be removed
My $2 side cutters say otherwise
I’ve made on with a ruler and boi it’s sharp
Plastic knife is no match for an RPG in the bathroom though. You could call it your toilet boomer... and use it as an excuse for the noises people may hear... yeah.... that’s my story and I’m sticking with it!
Can these be used as a kink
Get a spray bottle with chilly juice in it, spray that in same one's eye's
I have one of those Walmart "bait" knives hanging with fishing line from my shower head. I put a razor edge and a little oil on it and it's been there probably 3 years and hasn't rusted. You can also always take a cheap knife, sharpen it and dip it in paint
I keep a Sig P238 stored in a small Seahorse 56 Micro waterproof box in my shower. I work from home, and always carry, so no worries when sitting on the throne.
Why does it sound like he’s reading something lol
Sounds like his first time having a script for a video.
I had to edit this a lot because of the neighbors blowing leaves...
@@Kimura1313 no script just choppy because of background noise
“Leaves” is a buddy of your neighbor?
I have one in my get home bag, under the seat of my car and in my travel trailers storage compartment, light, impervious to heat and moisture, require no mateniance. I may never need one but if i do it'll be there. None in the bathroom though. The rings werent enough to satisfy NY, they'll still nail you if they catch you with one.
im impressed that this video is not about poop knives
I keep bear spray in my toilet tanks...it's in a ziplock bag. In my living room I keep a .38 Walther in the back of a Teddy Bear pillow that stays on my couch...and other similar precautions.
Depending on the kind of lid you have on your toilet tank you can attach a handle to the bottom of it so you have a knife and buckler ready to go
Yeah! I have the Delta dart hanging next to my loofa!
Surely if they're plastic the karambit will be useless as a self defence option? It might be sharp plastic but surely it's not sharp enough to slice?
Useless for slicing I guess, not for stabbing (jabbing). Plastic push dagger doesn't seem so bad idea, actually. But I can't find this option to buy in my area, alas.
Reminds me of a punisher comic. When there were terrorist on a plane. “Fiberglass knives. Damn I forgot mine!”
Apperantly these are illegal in New York
Yeah and it sucks.
Yep, only being a rich fake commie apparently is legit in New York those days :-)
I picture this man lifting the lid off his toilet tank to reveal an entire plastic arsenal
The FGX Tanto is the PERFECT Poop Knife as it won't scratch your toilet and is easy to clean with toilet paper and bathroom cleaner!
Seen a Kitana made of hard nylon with diamond dust impregnated leading edge. can be sharpened. Stainless gun for shower.
İ dont know if you see this but İ want some help about this. İ want to buy a Tai pan like on the video. İ want to know that is it Sharp and can cut some stuff and pierce objekts
If you have to evacuate with a family and anticipate the possibility of entering a refugee camp, even for a few days, they won't let you take your K-Bar, but this may slip through
Spyderco Caribbean is my shower knife 🤷🏻♂️
I don't have small kids so I keep a knife that I can reach from the shower if I hear an odd sound like my door getting busted open. Anyway, it has a plastic handle and is branded a Tomahawk. It came in a scratch and dent mystery box, worth maybe $10 but it will cut.
Have you utilized it already on purpose or just paranoid? (No sarcasm). Have you experienced house invasions before?!
Great video Colonel
Thanks Jeff! I've been thinking along these lines for a while and you convinced me. And for the price, why not? Thanks again!
Not my intention for home defense. These knives are my “gotta go through a metal detector, into a restricted area knife”
I keep one hanging from my shower head, and I also have one in my toiletries kit that I take to hotels.
I prefer H1 but I'm not exactly a financial wizard.
Keester blade?
"The reality is no one is doing that"
I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD XD
so awesome
I love the brass knuckles looking one. Just came in my order
Don't they have a bit of metal in them so they do show up? Has anyone tested it?
CO2 Spear gun pistol by Airringer, perfect for Shower shelf.
The toilet lid is also a good weapon however you risk damage to yourself as well
So Jeff everyone’s thinking it , when we gonna see some mini Jeff’s running about
Oh a side note 5:43 we’ve watched the truck stop bathroom story time video , we are well aware of the vulnerable toilet situations you have 😂😂
Prettt brief takedown of the airport takedown thing
Hey how did you know my toilets are in bathrooms.
Shhhh don’t ask!
In some parts of the world it would be unusual.
Thats cool i did not even know about them
I wonder how many times in history a person has fended off an attacker with a toilet knife. I’m guessing zero.
I was considering one for the fork of my motorcycle in case I’m attacked at a red light
If I’m droppin a “Duece” and someone enters the bathroom to attempt to attack me , I’m Grabbin the street broom handle I just crapped out and beat them with it !
great upload thanks!
What an intelligent elegant solution to that problematic room where you are most likely to be caught with your pants down.....😎
Good ideas thanks
Loaded Vacuum sealed 1911 in the toilet tank trumps this.
What about paper towel on the blade, inside a thick mil ziplock inside the tank
If the metal ring were removed, would this pass thru say, an airport metal scanner or X-ray given it's non-metallic?
It will show up on an X-Ray scanner as a knife shaped object. Trying to carry a “ weapon” thru airport or Government Building security risks arrest and possible imprisonment. Bad idea!
@@acropolis4032 I guess that could be true of the Xray. How about plain metal scanners though? Like those you walk through.
The "legal purpose" for those metal rings is to make an otherwise non metal knife to be detectable by a metal detector. I find the obviousness of this is funny😅
I always have a pocket knife when I shower its 2 steps away from me until I'm done then it's back on my person but I'm also paranoid
Was hoping you would review these after I saw the cold steel video, good stuff
Great video bro,the metal detectors notice the knife?
Jebus why don't you get one? I just have the delta dart.
So which of your many models do you keep in the shower?
It’s true I never cared as a child about the water tank behind the toilet I seen my parents open it maybe 3 times my whole life and it’s just there most the time I forget about it and I’m an adult now any time I enter the restroom my first thought has never been let’s open up the toilet
Thanks for the video and great ideas.
Wow Chris, great idea.
Have someone really passed metal detection rack with such sort of plastic items? Asking because i sometimes accompany my fiancé at nights. She works in the office building and they have a rack there. If I just wait outside - there is nothing to go, it's hard and boring to wait. So usually I wait her in a lobby. They allow me to enter once I've showed my ID. But then we go back on foot and I really don't like the area we go - narrow deserted street, very long with no intersections. Tall concrete fences goes along the both sides of the road. Any shi# might happen. Another reason I don't want to bring cold steel with me it's because it's not legal in this country. So, not much options left. Any ideas or advice? Thanks, gentlemen
Any update on this? Im interested in getting some
Whats the type of plastic used? Thanks.
Polyresin, I think. They can be sharpened if blunt.
>Older kids don't have an interest in the toilet tank
Well that's not strictly true. My uncle told me that he and friends used to smoke buckets (gravity bongs) out of the toilet tank and blow the smoke out of the window in an attempt to not get caught. I don't recommend this.
well said
How does the audio keep bouncing back and forth between each ear? And you bouncing around each side of the mic between every word or something?
I use to film in stereo and while sitting behind the camera im moving from one side to another while I talk so I cna see what im showing...I no longer film this way since its an issue with headphone users...I didnt use headphones ever lol so I didnt see an issue with the videos audio
until it was pointed out to me...
As for the metal detector in the airport. Some people are doing that. Lol
Spyderco h1 is some good stuff
I'm sure you could put a regular steel knife in a ziploc bag in the toilet tank and would be just as effective if not more
you could also add a knife with a steel that doesnt rust but its not as cheap, this is just an idea...sharing something I do with others...
@@cutlerylover yea that's true guess I was coming from the knife guy point of view where we would already have some knives didn't consider the newer people in the hobby where this option would make sense and we'll can't go wrong getting into newer type of knife