Devon Parker Alright guys but I saw that whole episode... that was his wife and it wasn’t the first time she helped get a snake off his face 😂 She knew they were being filmed for a family friendly show, she’s really a cool lady
Right off the bat, I have to say... not many think about it when a snake is attached to your hand and there's water by.. to stick their hand in the water, of course this won't work with aquatic snakes but nonaquatic ones it will... that's a smart guy
WHY WOULD YOU EVER FEED A SNAKE THAT BIG WITH YOUR HANDS! Theres snake tongs for a reason. Iv been bitten a couple if times feeding my snakes. And cant imagine geting bit by one that big.
Oh yeah...well I got bit by five snakes simultaneously on all of my extremities...including the head...and just started doing one long, continuous cartwheel. I looked like a medieval death-gasm. I'll say that nobody fucks with you when they think you have a medieval torture-boner with the snakes to back it up.
First one. Smart guy he is. If you're bitten by a snake, and it won't let go, go straight to any source of water you can find. Shove the snake's head in it and wait. The thing has to breathe somehow, so it will let go.
You GUYS PLEASE!!! I see so many people in the comments calling the lady who told snake guy not to curse all kinds of names. You did NOT see the whole episode obviously, because that “lady” is his wife. Yeah it sucks he got bit, but he KNEW he was doing something dangerous, he KNEW he needed to stay calm, he KNEW he wasn’t in a directly life threatening situation, and it’s NOT the first time he’s gotten bit by a snake. Lady has every right to tell him not to cuss when she’s trying to calm him down and knows that they’re on an educational, family friendly show. Chill.
You have a 1 in 40 million chance of getting killed in a school shooting, Idk why people think it's so commonplace, the few we have just attract a lot of attention.
i love this type of video, to watch people with seemingly no common sense suffer for their idiocy is one of lifes greatest pleasures, thank you for posting !
My red tailed boa bit my sister one time. It gave her salmonella and she literally shit everywhere uncontrollably. The bite was her fault, she stuck her hand in the tank and waved it around because he was under the substrate and she wanted to show him to a friend. True story
Asking for vodka and also having Cranbury juice on sight? Hmmm sounds like maybe someone had a little too much to drink at the party before handling the snake lol
If you keep a small eyedropper or squirt bottle full of rubbing alcohol on hand when handling large snakes you can use it to make the snake let go if you're bitten. A couple of drops at the corner of the snakes mouth will make it release immediately. Causes no harm to the snake & lessens the damage done to both the person bitten & the snake because the snake is not being forced to let go, less chance of teeth being left in the wound ect. It works w/large lizards as well.
Lol @ the kids in blue and black swim gear running at the boar, like boy you ain't got no clothes on and it's bigger than you, you ain't helping no one haha. People don't realize how powerful these little bastards can be.
I like how the guy is just standing there yelling as the girl gets attacked. Such a brave dude, but I guess we wouldn’t have the video of it wasn’t for him wimpy butt. Haha
As far as i'm concerned, if someone gets bit in the face by any animal they've earned the right to cuss as much as they want lol
OKAY !!!! I mean seriously 😠😠😠😠😠
Devon Parker Alright guys but I saw that whole episode... that was his wife and it wasn’t the first time she helped get a snake off his face 😂 She knew they were being filmed for a family friendly show, she’s really a cool lady
You get bit in the face then you get a lion as a house cat...
It's fake made for TV
Most of these incidents can be solved if everyone carried a handgun.
Dude gets bit on the nose by a snake and the lady tells him to watch his swearing🤪😂
صوت
Ikr that lady is rude
Mahdi Elfares اسكت يا خرا
@@matyviola Yeah we need to keep it fAmILy FrIeNdlY
Yep this was exactly what I was gonna comment lol
cranberry juice, so disgusting that it just might save your life one day!
Dude its actually good, now I know what to do if I ever get bitten cause I have loads of cranberry juice.
@@ThePurpleMushroom LMAO
Aggerwal I love cranberry juice too
@@millioooo6862 And why do you assume I still live in my parent's house. Bruh, I'm 28yrs old and I left my parent's home at 20.
@@dylancolon9756 💀
I bet the woman who told him to watch his swearing after being bitten by a snake was named Karen.
Haha lol
She even LOOKS like a Karen 🙄
Dont be rude
i mean she just saved the man, and probably not want to lose her job
@@traciemarsh3288 too bad, karen.
Right off the bat, I have to say... not many think about it when a snake is attached to your hand and there's water by.. to stick their hand in the water, of course this won't work with aquatic snakes but nonaquatic ones it will... that's a smart guy
I agree
This should work on a python which looks like the snake that bit the dude pythons specialty is suffocating things
Shaquielle Oatmeal420 haha that snake went for him, he said “no u”
ashley klotz the guy was a idiot still. Who tf feeds a snake that big and doesn’t have feeding tongues that are very long?
@@gunsablazen4367 true, I didnt give it much more thought than my comment
excuse me sir, you have snake on your nose
Lol
The snek booped *him*
well fuck you luigi!
The snake must've been like, "Ha, I got your nose"!
Oh, thank you *removes snake
When Bacon fights back.
Lmao
Lmao also
QQQ By qqqy
I don't feel bad eating them mofo my mom use to tell me they eat small children I never believed here until I seen this video.
dude, a guy got shot in the chest in my country by shooting a pig in the head. don't ask me how the fuck it happened.
WHY WOULD YOU EVER FEED A SNAKE THAT BIG WITH YOUR HANDS! Theres snake tongs for a reason. Iv been bitten a couple if times feeding my snakes. And cant imagine geting bit by one that big.
I suspect they got complacent and wanted to show off.
@@staticklingon2182 yup that's what i think
Iv gotten bit by a couple of snakes also
Oh yeah...well I got bit by five snakes simultaneously on all of my extremities...including the head...and just started doing one long, continuous cartwheel. I looked like a medieval death-gasm. I'll say that nobody fucks with you when they think you have a medieval torture-boner with the snakes to back it up.
They are stupid tamed as a puppy dog or not use long forcepts. I know I'm a snake keeper and ive never been bit
Damn.. Those snake holds were the worst.
"Snake Expert"
Lmao it was one mistake out of hundreds of snake captures
Its Chinese tourist
Well it’s true did you see how calmly he handled it
*guy just got mauled by a snake*
Lady: hey watch the cussing
People getting seriously injured by animals
Category: entertainment
I mean, they’re not wrong
I am entertained
Which category suits it better then?
"Are you not entertained!?"
The colosseum has returned I guess.
That guy took a selfie and got bitten
Ultimate photobomb.
Lol that snake said fuck your selfie😆😅😂🤣
Peak millennial behavior
it's funny the snake didn't attack anyone else, just that guy busy trying to take a selfie 😂😂
See a true “snake expert” avoids them at all cost
Facts
2:45 "I am sea pig, master of all races!"
That hog was STRAIGHT PWNING 💯
Question-“Is there any teeth in my face?”
Answer- “Alright, lets get cleaned up”
😂 😆 😝 blood rag 🦷 🩸
In my mind
"Maybe I'll just be a couch potato hmmm let's see what up on CZcams" *sees this vid "Welp that's why I'm a couch potato"
GeneralCensed lucky my mom doesn’t let me be a couch potato
*When humans are stupid and think that wild animals are pets 😂
I agree.
Off topic here, I'm sorry your a Canadian, what did you do to piss the gods off enough to curse you like that?
facts
These are some vicious attacks 😱
badbobby656 truth
They're not attacking . They're just scared and put into an environment they don't understand. They're defending themselves
That results in them attacking lol
aAaAA iM sO scAReD LeT mE JUsT vIciOuslY biTE tHIs pERsON
-_-
No, they're clearly attacking.
Ikr KILL EM AAAAAALL!!!
This reminds me of this one hit song 'Snake It Off'
0culu5 clap clap clap
pubg durp guy
God damn u
I saw u comment on all of poor jujments other vids
Aaà
First one. Smart guy he is. If you're bitten by a snake, and it won't let go, go straight to any source of water you can find. Shove the snake's head in it and wait. The thing has to breathe somehow, so it will let go.
The first guy started drowning the snake, Im done 😂😂😂
Why
@DOOM G Honestly who the fuck responds to a comment with "HI"
Thats what ur supossed to do, if it cant breathe it will let go, it doesnt die
bleeding glitter
Yes I understand what he was doing but it was still funny as fuck
I didn’t find it funny but kinda sad. Snakes should be wild, but he was only doing his job. Poor guy and poor snake.
Those are all the humans fault
*original sin intensifies*
Not the boar tho
Mr. Mediocre expect the boar it’s mad they’re making it into bacon
"I am not the terminitoor!!!...i am the baconatoorr!!"
3:22 when celebrities attack
Guy in pink taking a selfie with the snake was hilarious 😂
3:20 is hilarious! That idiot was taking a selfie with the snake 🤣
The first one... why is no one helping him
Asif Saleh they were behind glass at a zoo I believe
cuz the snake is hungy
Asif Saleh Because there behind glass
Rahmad Putra, what does they’re being Chinese have to do with anything?
The glass
2:02 the fact that the woman stayed calm was really helpful in that situation
You GUYS PLEASE!!! I see so many people in the comments calling the lady who told snake guy not to curse all kinds of names. You did NOT see the whole episode obviously, because that “lady” is his wife. Yeah it sucks he got bit, but he KNEW he was doing something dangerous, he KNEW he needed to stay calm, he KNEW he wasn’t in a directly life threatening situation, and it’s NOT the first time he’s gotten bit by a snake. Lady has every right to tell him not to cuss when she’s trying to calm him down and knows that they’re on an educational, family friendly show. Chill.
love this channel
This fucking channel is metal as fuck. Absolutely giving no fucks as to how intense these compilations are
If a boar was roaming around in America, people wouldn't hesitate to shoot it.
Boar makes good eatin'
BENKYism yeah they kill everything and even make school shootings, shitty country
You have a 1 in 40 million chance of getting killed in a school shooting, Idk why people think it's so commonplace, the few we have just attract a lot of attention.
The chance of getting killed by thugs or gangsters is much higher
Not the stone age, the iron age.
The best thing about this channel, is that everyone featured, deserves everything that happens to them :)
I bet that girl in the red dress will never wear her good luck ham necklace again.
"Watch the cussing" my man literally almost got his whole nose and fingers taken off
"Watch the cussing Ed"
....I just got bit in the face piss off.
“Ooo, a big ass snake. Imma poke it.”
2:04
Him: * exhales *
Her: “ok relax”
You could say they got ani-MAULED!
XD
Badum tsi
Haha so funny..
Kalle Kallenkallela
Get out now.....g-get out now.
Kalle Kallenkallela stop the cringe
buddy is hitting a boar with a shield. is that just me or is that the funniest shit ever
i love this type of video, to watch people with seemingly no common sense suffer for their idiocy is one of lifes greatest pleasures, thank you for posting !
3:20 I guess snakes don’t like pictures
He was camera shy
My red tailed boa bit my sister one time. It gave her salmonella and she literally shit everywhere uncontrollably. The bite was her fault, she stuck her hand in the tank and waved it around because he was under the substrate and she wanted to show him to a friend.
True story
omfg
“watch the cussin, Ed...”
That Wild Boar 🐗 at the second to the end was like “which one of you bitch made niggas on me some money”🤣🤣🤣
Asking for vodka and also having Cranbury juice on sight? Hmmm sounds like maybe someone had a little too much to drink at the party before handling the snake lol
If you keep a small eyedropper or squirt bottle full of rubbing alcohol on hand when handling large snakes you can use it to make the snake let go if you're bitten. A couple of drops at the corner of the snakes mouth will make it release immediately. Causes no harm to the snake & lessens the damage done to both the person bitten & the snake because the snake is not being forced to let go, less chance of teeth being left in the wound ect. It works w/large lizards as well.
lol just use you diamond sword
I think u own a medal
Or even better, you netherite sword
I suppose you could say those boars were going ham
Jssjsj it’s always reptiles that make me the most nervous
I like that first guy.
"Fine, won't let go? Fucking drown then!"
snakes should be taken serious...
Wow that snake really hated that cranberry juice
Man gets bit in the nose by a snake. Swears. " watch the cussing!"
That woman is peak Karen.
Snake : Bites dude
Dude : *swears*
Woman : SIR THIS IS A CHRISTIAN SERVER
Super !!! 😄😄😄😄
The snake be like: "WANNA TAKE A SELFIE NOW?!"
I find it amazing how calm they are, dayum I'd pass out from shock and anxiety
Title should’ve been “humans winding up wild animals”
The snake didn't want a selfie at 3:23😂😂
"Watch the cussing Ed."
"I just got bit in the f****** face by a f****** python, give me a break."
First Video I Saw, You Got A New Sub Dude. I LOVE This Channel.
Humans be like:oohhh a snake wounder if I can touch it .snake be like :nom noms
Yo when that dude was tryna hit the pig he bonked that lady in the face, dope
Moral of the story don't play with anyone's snake because it may come on your face
1:16 this guy is just so emotional...he's totally in the moment.
"Watch the cussing Ed."
Fuck that
Lol @ the kids in blue and black swim gear running at the boar, like boy you ain't got no clothes on and it's bigger than you, you ain't helping no one haha. People don't realize how powerful these little bastards can be.
Wild boars will mess you up. They don't play around.
1:13 damn it Fred Durst
Those moray eels are pretty damn aggressive
It's very scary
Snake teeth face backwards making it extremely difficult to get them out unless they decide to let go on their own terms.
Lesson #1: Snakes do not prefer cranberry juice to drink while feasting on human.
The poor snakes who bite our people in wild the animal is dangerous
Be a lot better if the videos didn't cut off 2/3 of the way in...
I wish scuba divers would stop feeding the sea life. Yeah it attracts the critters but it makes them aggressive too. Just observe without interfering.
put the open wound in dirty snake water. good idea
He did it so the snake would let go
Actually, that was his best bet for getting the snake to let go. If it can't breathe, it's time it let's go.
That was the best decision to make in that situation. If the snake wouldn’t let go, it would drown.
Snake at the start
"Fuck Yo Hand Nigga"
I like how the guy is just standing there yelling as the girl gets attacked. Such a brave dude, but I guess we wouldn’t have the video of it wasn’t for him wimpy butt. Haha
no1 was helping the first one? ah ok
Mantap neng
3:18 been waiting for the selfie guy to get it
HIT THE BOAR WITH A TOWEL, HIT IT FAAAAST
That woman at 1:58 is a true warmaiden. She may as well be Eowyn.
Geez Ed.........Language!!!!!!!!!
This is why I don't leave the house
You know shit WENT WRONG when he asks his wife/partner (*who oddly reprimanded him for cussing???) “ARE THERE ANY TEETH IN MY FACE HONEY!!!???!!!”…
2:46, 3:34 when you're playing gta v as a hog
Nguy hiểm quá
2:37 "Watch the cussing Ed" *Man just had a Python on his face trynna eat him* I think he can say whatever the fuck he wants to at this point ma'am
Watch the cussing! LOL
Python knew he was there to catch and kill it so it decided to take a piece of him with it
if you mess with a dangerous animal the best outcome is you only get bit
The first one is pretty calm, get the snakes head underwater then it must release its bite and surface for air.
Poor piggy :(
Why is it that nobody ever kicks a small animal when they attack?
2:37 “Watch the cussing” well if a snake bit me in the fucking face I wouldn’t use the kindest words in the world.