Jalango's view on Modern Churches

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  • @alexmathenge5221
    @alexmathenge5221 Před 6 lety +27

    it is very true what Jalango is talking about. I cant never take my tithe in church za siku izi, i don't go to church either. God cannot reside in church za siku izi

    • @chrisci261
      @chrisci261 Před 6 lety

      i left that some years ago ...i just believe in God ..and that is all...

    • @joshuaokemwa9151
      @joshuaokemwa9151 Před 6 lety +1

      man their is one true church in world and christ is the head of the church keep searching dont give excuses to neglects simple biblical requirement of gathering with your brothers and sisters. its compulsory to return tithe to church if your dont God considers you a thief of resources he has entitled to you. A true church does not contradict any bible truth. good luck

    • @johnongolla6042
      @johnongolla6042 Před 4 lety

      Bible imesema God hapatikani church

  • @steveirungu3132
    @steveirungu3132 Před 2 lety +1

    I'm a born again Christian by conviction and knowledge and I'm not ignorant so help me God in Jesus name Amen 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 by Steve Irungu Jermaine

  • @faithkarimi4478
    @faithkarimi4478 Před 6 lety +6

    you guys never disappoint. any time you are a duo magic happens

  • @carolekiptum5166
    @carolekiptum5166 Před 6 lety

    Lord have mercy. You 2 are the best.

  • @victoramoke6003
    @victoramoke6003 Před 6 lety +1

    Yesu atoke south korea akifika luhya amekuwa Elijah that has just my afternoon

  • @sashamonique9438
    @sashamonique9438 Před 6 lety

    Jeff and jalas this is fire...good work

  • @j.wkamae6936
    @j.wkamae6936 Před 6 lety +1

    That's why I stopped going to church,though I still believe in God!!

  • @annemwaura8791
    @annemwaura8791 Před 6 lety +1

    Love you two..you always make my day😂😂

  • @sheilaalosa3749
    @sheilaalosa3749 Před 6 lety

    I love u guys...

  • @davludi2612
    @davludi2612 Před 6 lety +6

    My first time going to JCC That is what I encountered sikurudi huko tena and that was ten years ago.

  • @maryfraciah590
    @maryfraciah590 Před 6 lety +1

    That's very true Jalas churches zimekuwa ni wizi

  • @victoramoke6003
    @victoramoke6003 Před 6 lety +1

    Jalango you bangi wewe hutumia heeee high class

  • @margaretmulinge8419
    @margaretmulinge8419 Před 6 lety +8

    aki Jeff hw can you seal empty envelope.

  • @antonykiiru4808
    @antonykiiru4808 Před 6 lety

    Kabla Yesu afike kwa mboch amegeuka Elijah....Hilarious Good Job Guys

  • @samueljuma22
    @samueljuma22 Před 4 lety

    Jalango is my favorite

  • @mwalimuodhiambo1364
    @mwalimuodhiambo1364 Před 5 lety

    That is true #Jeff and Jalas

  • @tsumadan9198
    @tsumadan9198 Před 6 lety +1

    Soon we be swiping in Church

  • @manzourebrahimdenizoglu3850

    I'm a Muslim and this is what most of my Christian friends tell me.Yaani Church ni kuibiwa tu.

  • @catherinenjogu136
    @catherinenjogu136 Před 6 lety +1

    You guys never fail to make me laugh....ati unaswipe sadaka???

  • @judykariuki1852
    @judykariuki1852 Před 6 lety +2

    Jalas you'll kill me one day...you always made my day

  • @shirowapk
    @shirowapk Před 6 lety

    Awesome

  • @joshuajr6548
    @joshuajr6548 Před 4 lety +2

    Jalas unconsciously uses the phrase "you know what"... it always comes out well

  • @shubharao59
    @shubharao59 Před 4 lety

    Jalalango love you from India. Wish I understood Swahili

  • @joshuaokengo9949
    @joshuaokengo9949 Před 6 lety

    Surely how can you swipe Sadaka

  • @ericwauyo3659
    @ericwauyo3659 Před 6 lety

    Jalang'o Tithing is all about giving a tenth of whatever one earns...not neccessary end month..it can even be daily depending on you.

  • @puritydaudi9752
    @puritydaudi9752 Před 6 lety +2

    Those who preach the doctrine of tithing, sowing seeds etc.....that's a false doctrine. .Those laws were to be observed by the Israelites those days bt after Christ Jesus came He paid it all at the cross. So we are no longer under the law bt we are under the Grace. ..wake up people! !!!!!!

  • @mondetdennis9929
    @mondetdennis9929 Před 6 lety

    @Jalas I need that shirt as soon as possible

  • @akinyiokeyo4618
    @akinyiokeyo4618 Před 6 lety

    Jeff umeharibika....

  • @MutuaLoyd
    @MutuaLoyd Před 6 lety

    wawawawawawa,
    hii kali

  • @KIM-xl6zs
    @KIM-xl6zs Před 4 lety +1

    True don't give the thieves in dog collars your hard earned monies if u feel they are only after it

  • @kiamaz254
    @kiamaz254 Před 6 lety +2

    There are many offerings in the Bible..esp in the Old Testament that God required his followers to give! Some of those like burnt offerings for atonement or peace offerings were done away with the finished work of the cross as Jesus Blood atoned for our sins n made us peace with God! But as a Christian there are some that are commanded we still observe eg thanksgiving offerings, first fruits, tithes .. n any other FREEWILL offerings as an expression of our love to God!! Now in our past we probably have only one offering because maybe we were poor or were not taught on subject of giving. Modern church just like ur home has many needs .. billls mortgages salaries etc... just like you go to a restaurant n u don’t eat n just leave .. in church u are fed spiritually, the pastor probably spent days preparing that sermon, that word., he does not work n has a family to support n the like. Church is the only place that people want to sit in Comfy seats, AC , enjoy a great choir .. be spiritually fed n just leave!! U pay thousands in clubs.. in hotels n things that don’t even matter but inakuwasha tu give??? Abt envelopes.... some ignorant beef jalas fr real!! Anyway

    • @puritydaudi9752
      @puritydaudi9752 Před 6 lety

      kiamaz254 We are no longer under the law bt under the Grace. ..paying tithe is not recommended after Jesus said "it's finished"...the doctrine of tithing and giving all this offerings is a false doctrine period!!!!

  • @adrianbrian634
    @adrianbrian634 Před 6 lety

    Jalas it's very true

  • @mosesatelah6726
    @mosesatelah6726 Před 6 lety +3

    I can only sweep church compound but swiping no no no.

  • @reginanaliaka225
    @reginanaliaka225 Před 6 lety

    True Jalas

  • @kiamaz254
    @kiamaz254 Před 6 lety +2

    Man the ignorance in this one video makes my head ache!! Like for real??? 😩 Yani wafrika we have a long way to go!!

  • @rodahnyatera5964
    @rodahnyatera5964 Před 6 lety

    😍😍

  • @johnjimngugi6053
    @johnjimngugi6053 Před 6 lety +5

    In that church,theres no room for poor in heart

  • @sir-mocho6118
    @sir-mocho6118 Před 6 lety +1

    There is no way you can be humble with swiping.....true

  • @streetscholar2276
    @streetscholar2276 Před 5 lety

    What is sadaka?

  • @Tamarrind97
    @Tamarrind97 Před 6 lety +3

    Common Jalas! go with the times. There is no issue with swiping sadaka. Most of the churches huku nje, people just send in their donations via their cards. Not everyone walks around with cash. It is not a sin to give your sadaka or tithe with your card.

  • @joymaureen43
    @joymaureen43 Před 6 lety

    Heheh what happened to churches?

  • @pepe2000ful
    @pepe2000ful Před 3 lety +1

    Come and visit these American mega churches. They even have ATM’s

  • @atosifelix3765
    @atosifelix3765 Před 6 lety

    The solution is very very simple. If you are blessed with a lot of cash and you feel philanthropic please support a specific project by buying actual items for example if the church you go to maybe plan to visit a prison or an orphanage buy them items. Nunua sabuni, tissue, nguo, viatu alafu wapee wapeleke but kama ni kupeana cash mob NO AM NOT FOR THAT

  • @ounaogot
    @ounaogot Před 6 lety

    They have taken the word of God and sold it for at a measly price

  • @Mr.George.N
    @Mr.George.N Před 6 lety

    Naked Truth...😀😀Us we swipe..

  • @adamsdukeofthomsonfalls2923

    South korean is simmilar with kamba. Anyeongkhaseyo and Wimuseo sounds the same.

  • @dennisachochi739
    @dennisachochi739 Před 3 lety

    Ati Sema masin😆😃😃

  • @littleangelslearn9332
    @littleangelslearn9332 Před 6 lety +1

    Hahahahababa...jalas eti i have forgoten my korean!!!!!

  • @hildaambasa2527
    @hildaambasa2527 Před 6 lety +1

    Baba Jamal aki 😂😂😂😂
    Odi woii 😂😂😂😂

  • @akinyibittner
    @akinyibittner Před 6 lety

    Churches scare as well as 1st birthday of a kid...very expe. you can't give 500 only..but the problem is there are such birthdays every 2nd week..

  • @olooesther4574
    @olooesther4574 Před 6 lety

    Jeff mungu anakuona 😂😂😂😂

  • @millionaireanne
    @millionaireanne Před 6 lety +1

    If you swipe in a restaurant,bar,salon,why not in Church? I don't see anything wrong with that.

  • @kennedypome1167
    @kennedypome1167 Před 6 lety

    haaahaa,
    I die, aky Jeff+jalas=joy/happiness
    woi, eti unapeana 50/ unechukua 100/ as balance ,
    wololooooo

  • @caitlinluvaka4160
    @caitlinluvaka4160 Před 5 lety

    I've got nothing against churches but it's nolonger what it used to be. Churches have become business enterprises. It infuriates me when criminals hide behind the church. You catch someone red handed doing crime then he tells you that God is in control. See what Kenyan leaders are doing: offering stolen/looted money to church and the church approves that. I have stopped going to church. I set aside enough quiet time with my God. As for offerings, I give food and mecine directly to the needy.

  • @samsonamakusi6931
    @samsonamakusi6931 Před 4 lety

    kindly make a cartoon for tha stealing an envelop part

  • @edutiparro332
    @edutiparro332 Před 6 lety +4

    Hahaha that is what happens when a catho goes wrong route. It is just that jalango you went to someones personal church...a property. Find your way home jalas. Utapata blood pressure. Rudi nyumbani. Misa misses you.

  • @leonardoochieng5135
    @leonardoochieng5135 Před 6 lety

    Ati kama mutura...this one killed me

  • @thomasmachuma9271
    @thomasmachuma9271 Před 6 lety

    nowadays church is business,eti i just swiped,God forgive us

  • @olooesther4574
    @olooesther4574 Před 6 lety

    It's true harambe ya vijana,ya Sunday school gai

  • @davidkidi8599
    @davidkidi8599 Před 6 lety +1

    I agree with Jeff... Seal an empty envelope and hand it over..hehe

  • @nzisakasau8234
    @nzisakasau8234 Před 6 lety

    Aki u guys😂😂😂😂😉😂

  • @okothmcokothja-ragen6172

    Fifty na change ya thao...

  • @ezekielnyangau9436
    @ezekielnyangau9436 Před 6 lety

    Hahaha that's true boss

  • @deearacemarg450
    @deearacemarg450 Před 6 lety +2

    Guys you are killing me.....yet it is true !Korean pastor 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😅

  • @itscrow3272
    @itscrow3272 Před 6 lety

    I was in chach jana!! 😂😂😂

  • @hildaambasa2527
    @hildaambasa2527 Před 6 lety +2

    Kanisa huku penye niko church imejaa tu Nigerians, south Africans, Congolese ,
    Italians, Swedish,French, I think am the only Kenyan kwa hiyo church 😂😂

  • @ms.t1918
    @ms.t1918 Před 6 lety +2

    Nowadays it's better you pray in your house and bless your neighbour with that offering or tithe if they have a problem (ask God who to give) than to connect yourself with altars of satanism and get your life in a muddy parlabulated migunaish confused fogotharic bakwad way.

  • @margaretmulinge8419
    @margaretmulinge8419 Před 6 lety +1

    jalas hio ni kanisa gani iko na banks agents.hahaha

  • @franklinekiptoo7147
    @franklinekiptoo7147 Před 6 lety +1

    Mimi church ya Nairobi siendi! Hio ni kuinua biashara ya mtu
    Kanisa ni hadi nifike ocha

  • @kibezangalewa
    @kibezangalewa Před 6 lety

    Omg...this is too funny

  • @sherrykeya7370
    @sherrykeya7370 Před 6 lety +1

    😂😂😂😂#Jalas kwani househelps wajui kiswahili...ebu kujeni huku kwa warabu mtu ni mgeni siku ya kwanza unaongeleshwa kwarabu nkt warabu tu

  • @GetrudeOrodo
    @GetrudeOrodo Před 6 lety

    I'm done. Manmin what???????

  • @lilianadhiambo7691
    @lilianadhiambo7691 Před 6 lety +1

    😂😂😂😂 I swipe my sadaka ....

  • @user-tb4lj6zv5p
    @user-tb4lj6zv5p Před 4 lety +1

    hii ya bahasha bado naitafuta kwa bible.......

  • @lilianadhiambo7691
    @lilianadhiambo7691 Před 6 lety +6

    "ati amegeuka Elijah 😂😂😂😂" I just died...

    • @kronolog2
      @kronolog2 Před 6 lety

      Am also dying right now

    • @atwenga
      @atwenga Před 5 lety

      I just laughed out loud, in a quiet place...

  • @juoanjuo
    @juoanjuo Před 6 lety +2

    Kanisa zimegeuka biashara

  • @georgeronald3416
    @georgeronald3416 Před 6 lety +1

    Jeff you're crazy...empty envelope 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ongeristephen5691
    @ongeristephen5691 Před 6 lety

    😂 😂 😂 From Korea to luhya

  • @lydiaomito3253
    @lydiaomito3253 Před 6 lety +1

    😂😂😂😂translated service requires too much attention that's why l prefer Ack English /kiswahili services are done separately

  • @sherrykeya7370
    @sherrykeya7370 Před 6 lety +1

    😂😂😂😂😂aki nyinyi tu..... church za sikuhizi ni biashara tu

  • @lucywaka6649
    @lucywaka6649 Před 6 lety

    Jalas

  • @chrisci261
    @chrisci261 Před 6 lety

    Jalas also talke of the twerking in church ... Most churches are just teaching our kids on how to twerk

    • @e.crabtree4313
      @e.crabtree4313 Před 6 lety

      @Smartwriter: You are backing up the wrong tree! Haven't you seen Jalas twerking and interviewing women who twerk in public, parading even their children they've taught and encouraged to twerk in public? How would he speak against what he practices and gives audience to? That's a weird dichotomy.

    • @chrisci261
      @chrisci261 Před 6 lety

      Ellen Crabtree get my comment clear., I never said jalas teach them
      .i said most churches are just teaching kids on how to twerk... The churches have abandoned their role in society completely..... They just buy music system for dancing... Followed by short Bible session and offerings

    • @e.crabtree4313
      @e.crabtree4313 Před 6 lety +1

      Ok, my apologies if I misunderstood your position. Your opening line: "Jalas also talke of the twerking in church." Jalas is complaining about one concern and yet he encourages and participates in another part of what gives Christ a bad rap. One cannot claim to be a follower of Christ and yet dance in clubs -- even in a radion studio. It is an anomaly.

  • @kiamaz254
    @kiamaz254 Před 6 lety

    ... one of those ... ohhh.. Jeff Malizia.. cults!😅😂

  • @christinenyakeyo9295
    @christinenyakeyo9295 Před 6 lety

    😂😂😂jalang'o u made me smile always hahaha ....but its true

  • @kinghk5734
    @kinghk5734 Před 6 lety +5

    Churches have become a reap off. I stopped going to church

    • @ericwauyo3659
      @ericwauyo3659 Před 6 lety +1

      remember you are the church yourself not all church goers have Christ in them ..n also recall having fellowship matters alot..He says in His presence theres fullness of joy...where two or three are gathered theres fullness of joy..jamaa enda kanisaa

    • @kinghk5734
      @kinghk5734 Před 6 lety +1

      +eric wauyo thank you

  • @jaredwere8196
    @jaredwere8196 Před 6 lety

    jalas yawa eeinono kristo nooo

  • @rasohatsavani4503
    @rasohatsavani4503 Před 6 lety

    . Tunatoka analog tunaenda digital eish . Ona hawa . # ignorance is a bliss. # what about those ppl who shop incards all thru in that we never hold cash often na sunday imefika ? Tusitoe? 🤨🤨open yours eyes . We are growing up . You expect to compete the likes of UK / third worldcountries when you still in analog things? Acheni kuturudisha nyuma . (Am not a pastor but why would a person complain about sadaka ? Toa ama uwache . I dont think they hold guns in there. )though i understand two offering sessions is thuggery. 🙇🏻‍♀️

  • @Martin_Karia
    @Martin_Karia Před 6 lety +6

    Sema machine.
    Just go to Catholic

  • @polerkat7182
    @polerkat7182 Před 6 lety

    Jeff you're being very naughty, God sees what's is being in darkness, tpu cant hide from God!!!

  • @aznathoyugi6525
    @aznathoyugi6525 Před 6 lety

    Corruption in churches

  • @jeremaihmusee6197
    @jeremaihmusee6197 Před 6 lety

    I don't agree with you jalas, what's wrong with paying tilth through pay bill

  • @kimchaxxy2204
    @kimchaxxy2204 Před 6 lety +2

    ive forgotten my korean hahaha that got me

  • @macreenowino1426
    @macreenowino1426 Před 6 lety

    Masin😂😂😂😂

  • @mwangijames9172
    @mwangijames9172 Před 6 lety

    hahahahaha

  • @ezekielnyangau9436
    @ezekielnyangau9436 Před 6 lety

    Church with ATM machine

  • @oumawilly2188
    @oumawilly2188 Před rokem

    SDA

  • @floydmichael6534
    @floydmichael6534 Před 6 lety

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Nyash3
    @Nyash3 Před 6 lety

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @collinsmaina9963
    @collinsmaina9963 Před 6 lety

    LOL...Jeff iyo joke ni kali....

  • @brianmwenda5122
    @brianmwenda5122 Před 6 lety

    😂😂