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Komentáře • 800

  • @NikoTheDrummer
    @NikoTheDrummer Před rokem +775

    Who the hell gave Grandma a phone-

    • @maxy_pooYT
      @maxy_pooYT Před rokem +18

      @@zuki9537 a lot of people

    • @legendspryzens3
      @legendspryzens3 Před rokem +3

      I did

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx Před rokem +12

      The sad thing is, most people need to adapt to phones to have access to a lot of things. Not every grandma is in elder care homes.

    • @minaashido518
      @minaashido518 Před rokem

      @@iclynnx yis

    • @weirdcore_blob
      @weirdcore_blob Před rokem +6

      grandpa willy probably did

  • @privar21.2
    @privar21.2 Před rokem +1183

    As a Hungarian, we don't really have monsters, we have stuff like the "Kis gömböc" which is basically a pig's stomach filled with ground up pig organs, that became sentient and attempted to eat an entire village, only stopped by a shepeard's knife. I recommend using this one to curse people.

    • @artistbug7562
      @artistbug7562 Před rokem +54

      True, but if you shout 'TRIANON' it should work too, no?

    • @kris9539
      @kris9539 Před rokem +72

      how about Rézfaszú bagoly i assume it would sound really scary to someone who doesnt speak hungarian

    • @evaorszag6318
      @evaorszag6318 Před rokem +36

      magyar népmesék with their mundane forest fauna villains but also multiple-headed dragons and sentient inanimate objects as well as "silver woods", "copper fields" and "diamond mountains" beyond the "Óperenciás" sea really made us see the world differently. Also, always have a fearful respect of Nagymama and her wooden spoon, and expect to offend her if you don't let her feed you to the point becoming ill.

    • @erikarussell1142
      @erikarussell1142 Před rokem +23

      Oh that is insanely terrifying.

    • @stxllacxmet5490
      @stxllacxmet5490 Před rokem +31

      There are also other old Hungarian myths, there are entire wikis about them. Personal favorite is the blood sucking miracle chicken!

  • @CommonInternetLurker
    @CommonInternetLurker Před rokem +182

    That fake Russian band name at 1:50 translates to "I poop in my pants" in case anyone is wondering.

  • @colorbugoriginals4457
    @colorbugoriginals4457 Před rokem +120

    The elephant thing is a reference to a "white elephant gift" which today is usually cheap silly Xmas gifts at office parties, but originally it was an actual white elephant and gifted to ppl you don't like, bc they are big and expensive and create a lot of problems. But you can't just refuse or give it away bc it was a gift, that's the idea at least ☺️

    • @SarahElisabethJoyal
      @SarahElisabethJoyal Před rokem +19

      Yes and also they were considered sacred so you couldn't use them for any actual work. But you still had to keep them well looked after and could never sell them because it would be an insult to the king.

    • @chanterelle483
      @chanterelle483 Před rokem +4

      Heck, I was sure you guys are trolling, but sure enough, this is an actual theory. Mind blown.

    • @colorbugoriginals4457
      @colorbugoriginals4457 Před rokem +2

      @@chanterelle483 fact is so often crazier than fiction, isn't it! 🐘🎀

    • @rustythecrown9317
      @rustythecrown9317 Před rokem

      Perfect weapon to get back at the bullies in your life.

    • @comradewindowsill4253
      @comradewindowsill4253 Před rokem +2

      @@SarahElisabethJoyal AND, because of the severe melanin deficiency, they're more likely to develop skin cancer! You'd go bankrupt just keeping it fed and shaded.

  • @bluephoenix9293
    @bluephoenix9293 Před rokem +299

    Lexi, that’s unnecessary to pack a French Horn.
    Pack a Recorder. It’s slimmer, more lightweight and you can put it in your suitcase so you don’t have to pay to check an instrument bag.

    • @sharkksoda
      @sharkksoda Před rokem +15

      plus they are much more annoying, since they're high and shrill

    • @owenthompson4071
      @owenthompson4071 Před rokem +4

      Depends where you are going I mean a recorders one thing but if you are going to a comedy festival then it has to be a slide whistle and if you're horse riding in the old west take a mouth harp got to give your life a quality soundtrack

    • @SewardWriter
      @SewardWriter Před rokem +2

      I'd take a kazoo on my carryon.

    • @randomnerpa2563
      @randomnerpa2563 Před rokem +1

      no. Pocket trumpet.

    • @ahstiasummers5583
      @ahstiasummers5583 Před rokem +2

      Get an otamatone instead of a recorder

  • @torimbfs
    @torimbfs Před rokem +17

    The elephant question is a simplified version of the white elephant problem. If you hated someone, you could gift them a white elephant. They were sacred, so you couldn't get rid of it or even use it for work like other elephants, but still had to care for it, so you had to act grateful for a giant money pit. Hence white elephant gift exchanges now.

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer Před rokem +34

    Kids randomly threw up in grade school because we didn't know about food intolerances (barely even knew food allergies were a thing) back then.

    • @krizzygirl206
      @krizzygirl206 Před rokem

      Also parents love sending their sick kids to school -- just pop a few kid tylenol or cold meds in them before school, and by the time it wears off boom! Vomit time in a classroom.

    • @thedarklrd6714
      @thedarklrd6714 Před rokem +4

      I was the kid who threw up in the middle of class. We were taking turns around a circle practicing our alphabet, and when it was my turn my response was to vomit onto the little paper they gave us
      Guess I was just that sick of the alphabet that day

    • @robertwilloughby8050
      @robertwilloughby8050 Před rokem +1

      I was relatively good in that regard, but two moments I remember with total clarity. One was when I was going on a school trip to Weymouth (this was a regular thing, the 4th years, some 5th years who had been the year before to act as chaperones, which lead to Matty Heliwell getting in trouble for blasphemy, but that's a whole different story....😉) and on a hot day the teachers thought it was a good idea to give us milk with our packed lunches. Cue acts of projectile vomiting around the coach - and me prostrate with nausea but unable to be sick, other than spit sick if you know what I mean. Fun times....😃🤮. The next occurrence was finding out if you put milk and or cream in a chicken pie, I'll huey like nobody's business! Fine with chicken in a cream sauce normally, or cream of chicken soup, but creamed chicken in a pie? No way, just no bloody way! (Also can be a little nauseous with creamed chicken with rice, but that's hit and miss, and nowhere near as bad ) What makes this worse it that I LOVE chicken. But that's my two worst ones, so that it's probably no surprise that I've turned into a bit of a gutlord.....🤔

  • @spidev
    @spidev Před rokem +24

    4:20 Spider here. I've been in this situation before, but instead of becoming a bartender, I became a hotel receptionist.

  • @Glegh
    @Glegh Před rokem +76

    Is it not normal to have an evil bullfrog under your bed? GUYS?!

    • @crow-387
      @crow-387 Před rokem +12

      I'd say it is, I have one named Gerald

    • @michealmalloy1934
      @michealmalloy1934 Před rokem +10

      It certainly is! Mine is named Reginald and wears a top hat.

    • @goldenproductionsandgaming
      @goldenproductionsandgaming Před rokem +5

      mine is not so evil anymore but yea it's completely normal.

    • @paperstrawsYT
      @paperstrawsYT Před rokem +4

      @@michealmalloy1934Nice name! I've named mine Remmington.

    • @TheCrowFemboy
      @TheCrowFemboy Před rokem +4

      Idk,i dont know what people consider normal,but im guessing it is,mine is called Raymund

  • @Just_a_commenter
    @Just_a_commenter Před rokem +110

    Lexi, pack in a way that you're always ready to annoy. EMBRACE CHAOS.

    • @lunameriweather7693
      @lunameriweather7693 Před rokem +5

      EMBRACE IT! i am chaotic good therefore i agree with this 🤣

    • @wmdkitty
      @wmdkitty Před rokem +3

      YES! I am a people-shaped cat, and when I'm not napping or playing, I do enjoy causing a bit of chaos.

    • @lunameriweather7693
      @lunameriweather7693 Před rokem +2

      @@wmdkitty meow meow CHAOS CHAOS

  • @ladykoiwolfe
    @ladykoiwolfe Před rokem +15

    That sign about no drinks on the pool table...
    I was once a member of a private club that had a pool table upstairs. In the stairwell just before you went into the room there was a sign.
    " No Sex on Pool Table. There are Cameras. We Will Watch."

    • @ThSadomasohista
      @ThSadomasohista Před rokem +4

      I feel like the type of people to have sex on pooltables in clubs would be encouraged by the whole being watched thing.

    • @ladykoiwolfe
      @ladykoiwolfe Před rokem +1

      @@ThSadomasohista I think the people who did it first didn't know about the camera, and just thought it was a private area they could be alone. I know I never saw the sign enforced and due to my bf at the time we were there a lot.

  • @MSKA-1
    @MSKA-1 Před rokem +128

    The first one, seriously, who’s grandma thinks to text the person she thinks was the *dead body* found on a random road?

    • @merryavant
      @merryavant Před rokem +2

      Fr

    • @Glegh
      @Glegh Před rokem +11

      Does she expect a response, if they _were_ dead what was the point of texting them?!

    • @captainshelf7
      @captainshelf7 Před rokem +5

      @@Glegh just to make sure

    • @snailuka
      @snailuka Před rokem +1

      i know a guy who texts his friend every time he learns someone died/tried to die bc his friend is just like that

    • @Sirvikrail
      @Sirvikrail Před rokem +1

      @mbbmaxi About 3 years ago, when I worked the night shift at FedEx, a lady was brutally mutilated (part of not having the experience to work at that area and negligence of her team leader and manager).
      My mother heard the news early that morning and told my dad to call me if I was ok (all that was on the news was a worker died).
      Workers aren’t allowed phones inside anywhere (unless you’re team lead or upper management).

  • @Marychelle
    @Marychelle Před rokem +23

    17:48 That actually made me think of a specific day in the late 70s when I first recognized that smell . . . like, damp leaves and the scent of smoke from people’s fireplaces mixed with cold air. Edit: plus the smell of burning leaves.

  • @joobletmaster5000
    @joobletmaster5000 Před rokem +9

    1:53 my boyfriend speaks Russian, lives and breathes Russian, and constantly sends me songs in Russian, despite being a kiwi. This meme is funnier to me than you can possibly imagine.

    • @joobletmaster5000
      @joobletmaster5000 Před rokem

      gotta say though GONE.Fludd's UFO LUV slaps. I also like...the one with the purple dog album cover and the deep voice that gets ruined at the end by the artist trying and failing in a thick accent to say "SUCK MY! FUCKIN! DICK!" repeatedly in English.
      I cannot read the name of the song. God bless.

    • @comradewindowsill4253
      @comradewindowsill4253 Před rokem

      ...hmm. question, is he a tsarist rossiyaboo, a communist rossiyaboo, or a gopnik rossiyaboo? cause, I mean, all of those are bad, but some options are worse than others.

    • @tsubakiofmelancholy6297
      @tsubakiofmelancholy6297 Před rokem

      You're dating a bird?
      (Am kidding. Kiwi is also a type of bird

  • @uwouldntknowthem
    @uwouldntknowthem Před rokem +10

    6:14 that exacact thing almost happend, but it was with amazon reviews such as "I loved this shovel, great for digging shallow graves in my back yard!" "this padlock is great for the shipping container where I keep my hostage" AND ALL OF IT WAS TRUE

    • @dt08-old
      @dt08-old Před 17 dny +1

      Yep, it's Todd Kohlhepp that you're talking about.

    • @uwouldntknowthem
      @uwouldntknowthem Před 17 dny

      @@dt08-old Yes! Thank you, I couldn't remember his name!

  • @lazy_eli
    @lazy_eli Před rokem +41

    i love lexi so much, as a transgender person myself, it makes me feel better we have more representation :) shes my favorite narrator and always makes me feel at peace

    • @flanmadaramikejima
      @flanmadaramikejima Před rokem +2

      shes my favourite narrator too

    • @RyanStonedonCanadianGaming
      @RyanStonedonCanadianGaming Před rokem +1

      For a second I was like
      Is she is using a voice changer? 😅
      Then realization kicked in.
      (Please note: This is not a hate message.)

    • @YTCat123
      @YTCat123 Před rokem

      She’s so wholesome too :D

  • @ArtisanHeart93
    @ArtisanHeart93 Před rokem +91

    Lexi always puts a smile on my face. Next Skitty I catch I'm naming it after her

    • @rachellanedunn
      @rachellanedunn Před rokem +2

      Bro, I didn't know what a skitty was till now, and it matches her energy so well lol

    • @evagarcia865
      @evagarcia865 Před rokem

      What Pokémon would the other narrators be?

    • @ArtisanHeart93
      @ArtisanHeart93 Před rokem +1

      @@evagarcia865 I'd have to think but I'll post a comment on videos they narrate to give them their own spotlight

    • @ArtisanHeart93
      @ArtisanHeart93 Před rokem +2

      @Eva Garcia The pokemon I pick for Robin is Quaxly. Not the evos just Quaxly because Quaxly gives off the same "I'm done" vibes with Fuecoco that Robin sometimes gives in the one job videos.

    • @comradewindowsill4253
      @comradewindowsill4253 Před rokem

      @@evagarcia865 jack has got to be one of the weird fish ones. that, or Mr Mime.

  • @jqwright28
    @jqwright28 Před rokem +26

    Just got to the point with the procrastination/ADHD advice. Thanks Lexi, I actually haven't heard that before. I'll have to try it sometime. I'm always happy to find new coping strategies.

  • @Zeeneeseek
    @Zeeneeseek Před rokem +24

    Great video it’s only been out for 27 seconds

  • @user-sx1fg7lc3c
    @user-sx1fg7lc3c Před rokem +14

    The editors did a good job this episode. Perfectly chosen GIFs and graphics.

  • @Kakmanmartinez666
    @Kakmanmartinez666 Před rokem +25

    My grandma would be the first one if she learned to text lol. She worries a lot and I feel bad

    • @SewardWriter
      @SewardWriter Před rokem +1

      Sounds like you need to call her regularly.

    • @Kakmanmartinez666
      @Kakmanmartinez666 Před rokem +2

      @@SewardWriter I try to as much as I can when I'm working.

  • @willow_rayne6678
    @willow_rayne6678 Před rokem +3

    Lexi - my parents, well mainly my mother, went through this thing where she tried all kinds of things for my ADHD, including "family therapy" and even put me in a psych ward at 9 years old for kids ages 8-18 that had all kinds of problems, before finally taking me completely OFF my medication at 10 years old and telling me to "deal with it" and to "learn the triggers" and "fight them off" on my own. My son has ADHD and I've made sure that he's got the tools needed to help him handle daily life, school, and the anxiety that he faces. I won't let him go through this on his own because I know what it's like to be punished for something you literally cannot help and be told that you aren't good enough because you're having an anxiety attack and the person who is supposed to be there for you is literally the last person in your corner and willing to help you. That will NOT be my child. Soo...yeah, I get it.

  • @soulofresolve9514
    @soulofresolve9514 Před rokem +4

    3:32
    Well, I make sure the elephant is trained to live comfortably and not feel threatened near humans, especially small children. Then I charge admissions for children to play with the elephant while I supervise for safety.

  • @tenderheartedtheodore
    @tenderheartedtheodore Před rokem +47

    Lexi always puts a smile on my face

  • @Xx_Str4b3rr1_Gvtzzz_Xx
    @Xx_Str4b3rr1_Gvtzzz_Xx Před rokem +25

    5:14, this is super relatable. I have ADHD (it might be autism) and I get things that are most commonly referred to as "special interests". A lot of the time, for me at least, these special interests can last years. I've been obssesed with a British horror fiction podcast series for almost two years. only two of my irl friends like it. The series is called The Magnus Archives. It has amazing queer representation! sorry for the rant about this podcast, it's just consumed my brain

    • @WishGender
      @WishGender Před rokem

      you could have adhd and asd. I do

    • @Le_Fuqwit2111
      @Le_Fuqwit2111 Před rokem +4

      Lmao, same, except I likely have ADHD _and_ autism, and my special interests are usually centered around cartoons.

    • @sharkksoda
      @sharkksoda Před rokem +2

      none of my irl friends know much about both of my special interests (danganronpa and pokemon) and my current hyperfixation (yan sim) so I'm just constantly suffering lmao

    • @EdwardoLover
      @EdwardoLover Před rokem +2

      @@sharkksoda That is exactly my thing, I have a lot of online friends I feel I can be myself around, not too many of them really know about my fixations, but a few do. Not a single irl friend knows I have the interests I have. It's nice to find people online. If you don't have that, I hope you will :)

    • @LycheethewolfX3
      @LycheethewolfX3 Před rokem +1

      I have ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder) and ASD (Autism Spectrum Disorder). So sometimes I hyperfocus on usless things that have no real purpose and then once I stop, I've only then realized that I've spent hours messing with stuff. :b

  • @TashaBryanUK
    @TashaBryanUK Před rokem +5

    Imagining Lexi as grandmother -
    Story time will be uhmaaaazing!!!!!

  • @Graytail
    @Graytail Před rokem +3

    09:25 You get your friend blind drunk, then make a curry. Add as much pure heat as you can, chilli, curry, hotsauce, you name it, your friend wont care they're too wasted. You also add a powerful laxative.
    Tomorrow, your friend will earn the achievement 'Volcano ass' and will have to deal with the fallout from their own pyroclastic flow.

  • @YTCat123
    @YTCat123 Před rokem +2

    I’ve been watching EmKay since 2020 I think? And I love this channel. Y’all are so cool and funny. My fav narrators have got to be Jack and Lexi since they’re both so amazing (with Lexi being wholesome af and Jack doing reactions/effects which make the posts even funnier). Y’all truly are a great channel, keep up being so cool!

  • @Pepeutra
    @Pepeutra Před rokem +7

    0:33 this is a nightmare scenario for me, i shit bricks when i see frogs
    i hate having an irrational fear of frogs WHY DO PEOPLE LOVE FROGS SO MUCH?

    • @EdwardoLover
      @EdwardoLover Před rokem +2

      Frogs ACTUALLY disgust and freak me out too. I can't explain it but they make my skin crawl

  • @iClone101
    @iClone101 Před rokem +4

    2:50 Then there's my mother, who meticulously plans out everything she needs to pack 3 months before the trip, then has nothing packed by the time the day comes.

    • @mechengr1731
      @mechengr1731 Před rokem

      My mom has a laminated list she made years ago that she uses before every trip
      She usually waits until the night before to start packing

  • @SharpDesign
    @SharpDesign Před rokem +3

    "Lidérc."
    The Lidérc is a supernatural creature that takes on different forms depending on its mood or the situation it is in. Sometimes it appears as a beautiful and seductive woman, while at other times it takes on the form of a frightening monster with glowing eyes and long teeth.

  • @earf-quake
    @earf-quake Před rokem +5

    Babe wake up, Emkay just posted

  • @7sins_of_life
    @7sins_of_life Před rokem +2

    3:25 tell the responsible authorities I have an elephant and they'll take it away because I don't think I'd be allowed to keep an elephant. So this way it has the best chance of getting the proper care it needs and I didn't give it away.

  • @loriw2661
    @loriw2661 Před rokem +5

    The elephant question……I’d DONATE it. 😊

  • @irosquaredboku
    @irosquaredboku Před rokem +2

    Ikea furniture is too expensive and has little character; going to the thrift store and purchasing a solid wood desk, a possible haunted wardrobe, and a series of novelty glasses for the cupboard is where it's at. Seriously, I've great quality, cheap, and minimally cursed items from thrift stores. The most haunted thing was probably the creepy doll that came in a bag with a few other dolls, including a MH doll that I wanted.

  • @Awsmoe-Cat-Drawing
    @Awsmoe-Cat-Drawing Před rokem +12

    I felt kind of mad at school today, so thanks Emkay for the content that makes me feel good and Lexi for narrating this episode! I thank you!

    • @rustythecrown9317
      @rustythecrown9317 Před rokem

      You're not the quiet kid are you?.

    • @Awsmoe-Cat-Drawing
      @Awsmoe-Cat-Drawing Před rokem

      @@rustythecrown9317 no, I’m most of the time a friendly person! Most of the time.

    • @rustythecrown9317
      @rustythecrown9317 Před rokem

      @@Awsmoe-Cat-Drawing so... quiet some of the time.

    • @Awsmoe-Cat-Drawing
      @Awsmoe-Cat-Drawing Před rokem

      @@rustythecrown9317 yep!

    • @rustythecrown9317
      @rustythecrown9317 Před rokem

      @@Awsmoe-Cat-Drawing I was class clown so I'd go third or fourth... yeah that's about right ... bullies , cool kids , ones who pretend to sympathize , class clowns... then The SWAT come in , unless it's Texas.

  • @Lakhshamana
    @Lakhshamana Před rokem +1

    4:14 This is actually how some invasive species gets around, although most would hitch a ride in shipping containers

  • @gemmascotland899
    @gemmascotland899 Před rokem +4

    Your pronunciation of Roald Dahl was nearly bang on 😃😃😃

  • @carolinesconcertvids860
    @carolinesconcertvids860 Před rokem +1

    Perfect time Lexi. I've got a mock job interview tomorrow and about to go to bed. I'm so nervous (I know it's only a mock but I hate interviews in general lol) this is just what I needed

  • @wmdkitty
    @wmdkitty Před rokem +2

    That "phase" of grade school is how some of us found out about lactose intolerance. Me, being (unknowingly) lactose intolerant and (unknowingly) severely _anxious,_ frequently just moved the de-facto barf bucket (trash can) next to my desk and prayed it wouldn't be my day to puke.
    BTW, this "phase" only really ended after going lactose-free and Low FODMAP -- my body apparently just does not like _anything_ that isn't meat or bread.

    • @thedarklrd6714
      @thedarklrd6714 Před rokem

      I'm not lactose intolerant, but my sensory issues prevent me from eating most food so I very much relate to the whole "not tolerating anything other than meat or bread" thing

  • @-savie-
    @-savie- Před rokem +12

    Lexi is an amazing narrator!

    • @Snow_Skitter
      @Snow_Skitter Před rokem +5

      She really is though.

    • @loriw2661
      @loriw2661 Před rokem +4

      Yes! I love it when she does the I.T. videos (even though I don’t understand it. I.T., that is)

  • @ZoneTown
    @ZoneTown Před rokem +1

    6:47
    Publisher: Ok... what else?
    Roald Dahl: Well I've got another book about a man who owns a giant candy factory.

  • @Mysterious_Chaos_Wolf
    @Mysterious_Chaos_Wolf Před rokem +2

    Lexi: *reads absurd phobic post*
    Lexi 2 Seconds Later: “It’s true. I am the gender.”
    Me: “ALL HAIL THE GENDER GODESS!!!”

  • @theicmn
    @theicmn Před rokem +3

    When I was trying to go to Uni, I used to spend all day at a coffee shop. I told stories because I tended to find myself in strange adventures.
    So anyhoo, I was at the cafe and I heard a dude telling one of my stories but with himself as me. Very surreal.

  • @SplatMack
    @SplatMack Před rokem +1

    3:00
    This is where the "White Elephant" idea came from, i believe if the king wanted to annoy somebody they gave them a white elephant, if the person gave it away/sold it, they would have ZERO room to talk for denying the gift from a king, however if they kept it, they would be in financial ruin because of how much money it took to maintain the thing.
    Top 10 things you didnt know existed.

  • @DizzyGamerOfficial
    @DizzyGamerOfficial Před rokem +6

    Lexi narrating is the best thing in CZcams ❤

  • @IncapableLP
    @IncapableLP Před rokem +2

    Seriously?
    That "Not allowed to read HP"-thing is so addly specific...i mean...my GF was in such a family.
    She wasn't allowed to read HP, see Sailor Moon, or weven watch Pokemon (WHERE DO THESE ANIMALS GO? IN A BALL???? WITCHCRAFT!!!)
    Amphasis on *was* and yes, i am not sure, if "they" like me, after i showed her basically EVERYTHING™!

  • @Adraeth
    @Adraeth Před rokem +2

    That "Glorious" squirrel meme is just so perfectly fitting for Lexi...

  • @jenson9691
    @jenson9691 Před rokem +3

    Everything here is weirdly accurate in ways that I wouldn't expect

  • @theSTRAWBERRYloverX3
    @theSTRAWBERRYloverX3 Před rokem +10

    10:10 Hit a bit too hard to home lol learned yesterday that my uncle cheated on my aunt (my moms sis) after over 16 years for several month with a woman they both know. One time literally during her birthday party (he sneaked off and was weird about that y'know ppl noticed) and he is prissy that his parents are mad. His mom basically disowned him. And my aunt is still like "Maybe i didnt do enough?" And that's what makes me want to punch a wall. Like she tried to talk about the problems in their relationship prior and to work on them but he never responded and apparently he was all like "I can't change how I feel uwu,"
    Worst thing is my baby cousin who is 6 is now afraid that her Papa won't visit her, because mine never visited. :( And I have to sit there and reasure her that her dad isnt an asshole like mine while I want to bash his head in. As far as I am concerned he is not my family anymore, even if they might get back together. I do not understand how people can tolarate cheating.
    He dosnt even understand why I am hurt to like he wasnt part of this family for almost 20 years.
    (Sorry for the rant I'm just so irrationally angry, like if you arent happy in your relationship and dont want to talk about it/work on it than break up. He only admitted the affair because a cousin (my mom's other sisters kid.) saw him!

  • @gamer708886
    @gamer708886 Před rokem +7

    3:18 Here you go Lexi: Ördög, pretty much the devil. O-O

  • @alyssamullan7093
    @alyssamullan7093 Před rokem +1

    Did you know that giving someone a white elephant is basically a shorthand for saying….
    I will ruin you financially

  • @marblecar1162
    @marblecar1162 Před rokem +3

    YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER.

  • @TheBailingling
    @TheBailingling Před rokem +2

    I answered the elephant job application question on another video somewhere on this platform. I stand by my answer. Which basically boiled down to turning the gifted elephant into a business venture so that eventually it not only pays for itself, but becomes a new source of income for you.

    • @rustythecrown9317
      @rustythecrown9317 Před rokem

      Yes... rides and such...

    • @TheBailingling
      @TheBailingling Před rokem

      @@rustythecrown9317 rides, photo ops, renting for films, music videos, and photo shoots, if the price is right- use it for animal posing for an art class. The possibilities are endless.

  • @deaddead698
    @deaddead698 Před rokem +1

    That raccoon trench coat story feels like a Lexi story and I’m all for it

  • @bitethewolfheadsoff
    @bitethewolfheadsoff Před rokem +2

    so " я какала в штаны " literally means " I pooped my pants @

  • @thesewinggeekmiri9029
    @thesewinggeekmiri9029 Před rokem +1

    2:06 holy SHIT I think my heart stopped
    this is literally me. (it's not a perfect one-to-one match, of course. The only differences are: I'm 26, she's in her 70s, she has a different name, and we *both* work in accounting. Aside from those tiny details holyshitthat'sme!!!)
    christ I've never felt so called out by an Emkay video
    seriously this is downright uncanny (especially after the last couple weeks I've had, with her making my life unnecessarily hellish)

  • @DukeTheMonkey.
    @DukeTheMonkey. Před rokem +3

    11:17
    Yo I should be doing my homework right now LOL

  • @SewardWriter
    @SewardWriter Před rokem +1

    I'd loan, not give or sell, my elephant to a zoo with a good conservation and breeding programme, and well as strong animal enrichment, so Snooters can get proper treatment and care, and I can still visit to pet his trunk. Alternatively, I'd loan him to an African or Asian wildlife preserve and let him live a long, happy life with his own kind. This isn't giving him away, because it's basically summer camp.

  • @SF-jg7rr
    @SF-jg7rr Před rokem +1

    bold of you to assume the thing I'm actively procrastinating isn't also the the one thing that I really want to do and would make me happy to do and not doing it is making me miserable

  • @mylittledarkworldjohn4289

    Gets beaten up, while said children scream:
    Its me pewdiepie

  • @dracone4370
    @dracone4370 Před rokem +1

    This video reminded me of the graphic novel King City; that whole thing is a trip. One of the main characters is a cat named Earthling JJ Castworthy III, yes that is the cat's actual name, and the cat is a super genius that also gains powers as needed when he gets special injections, which actually happens in the comic, one of the least crazy things you encounter is a product called "Turtle Cola," which is a brand of soda that in-universe is stated to have over 300 flavors, one of the main characters literally ends up drinking a soda that is "divorce" flavored and says he doesn't like it because it is too bitter.

  • @tinawitte420
    @tinawitte420 Před rokem +2

    3:50 Unless it's a german spider - then it will open a german bakery 🙂

  • @Grady1285
    @Grady1285 Před rokem +1

    so apparently my obsession with TF2 has resulted in me flailing happily when I see a random image of the Spy

  • @therajmister2183
    @therajmister2183 Před rokem

    You’ve heard of airplane clapper.
    Now get ready for:
    *Customer service applauder*

  • @russelllahna2268
    @russelllahna2268 Před rokem

    I read Roald Dahl's autobiography. He worked in intelligence in WWII. He was a for real spy for the British in WWII, and then went on to become famous for... writing children's literature.
    Also, he almost lost his nose in a car accident when he was a kid. So that's cool.

  • @breakfast_burrito
    @breakfast_burrito Před rokem

    a foolish man would ignore the mundane actions of a Canine.
    but a wise man would ask: "what the dog doin?"

  • @crazyratlady3115
    @crazyratlady3115 Před rokem +3

    The "two types of people packing for a trip" is such a personal attack. Bonus level: you both have ADHD, so you're both both types of packer. Meaning you start packing six days before a trip, wake up the morning of to realise you need to do a load of laundry... and then when you finally get to your destination you realise that you forgot to pack your charger and left without the bag of important shit you'd left by the front door so you wouldn't leave without it.
    P.S I had a hyperfixation on Marie Kondo's Tidying Up in 2019, we endured lockdown taking zoom meetings from beanbags in the living room because none of our furniture sparked joy.

    • @comradewindowsill4253
      @comradewindowsill4253 Před rokem +1

      and there's always one specific vital thing that gets left behind. I once lost my toothbrush while going somewhere, and then my toothpaste while returning.

  • @spacenugget1199
    @spacenugget1199 Před rokem

    10:17 that must be the most useful advice I have ever received. I’m convinced I have ADHD, however I don’t have the possibility to get a diagnosis and often try to find coping mechanism to help me study and stuff like that. Thank you so much for the advice, seriously

  • @timehunter9467
    @timehunter9467 Před rokem +1

    I know it was a joke, but in the Hitman film with Rupert Friend, Katia Van Dees, is actually “quatre-vingt-dix” because she’s Agent 90, female agent exists so be weary of women in red dresses, The Matrix also taught us that.

  • @JadedSnows
    @JadedSnows Před rokem +1

    My response to the given an elephant question:
    Once given the elephant, I would sell my property and buy a very large amount of farmland. I’d set up the Elephant there with everything it needs to live, and I’d start to charge people to come by and see the elephant. As time goes on, and I raise money, I’d make more and more improvements to the property, and eventually I would search for another elephant of a similar age to be a companion to my elephant. And as more time goes on, I’d eventually start hiring employees, constructing more enclosures, and purchasing other animals to keep in their suitably large enclosures, each suited to that animal’s habitat. Charge more money, get more profit, more workers that are paid well, get more animals and expand more, rinse and repeat the cycle, and now, many years later, I’m the owner of a very profitable zoo, thanks to the generous donation of a single elephant.

  • @birb-morphergames7437
    @birb-morphergames7437 Před rokem +1

    "Why are math teachers never sick and english teachers always pregnant"
    I will say ive never had a pregnant english teach mostly because they were men. I have had 1 sick math teacher tho.
    And the 1 teacher i had that was pregnant was an art teacher instead

  • @simonlingh7381
    @simonlingh7381 Před 2 měsíci

    10:24 I am, in this exact point in time, ACTUALLY procrastinating by watching EmKay, and I AM in fact eating chips with an outward air of calm...

  • @Mynamic_Delon_5654
    @Mynamic_Delon_5654 Před rokem +2

    The EmKay Editor is The 🐐

  • @VampDemigod
    @VampDemigod Před rokem

    Lexi, I cannot describe how much I empathize with you, what with the editor putting the "glorious" squirrel in the video that many times.

  • @chillin_chicken
    @chillin_chicken Před rokem

    Missed some, going 80 in a 35 because you're late for work, putting salsa on your taco while wearing a white button up for a presentation, and watching EmKay.
    Safe driving all 🙃

  • @randomhuman_05
    @randomhuman_05 Před rokem +2

    12:11.
    *adhd noises*
    I’m glad you were finally able to get something that works for you!

  • @Yuruble
    @Yuruble Před rokem

    0:35 - As an elementary school teacher, that is still very much a thing. Oddly, the chances of it happening increases the closer it gets to the end of the day, with the most happening in like the last 30 minutes of right before we leave

  • @badatthings5793
    @badatthings5793 Před rokem

    I just wanted to mention that I watched this on a toilet with both the lid and the seat up because I was too lazy to stand back up after starting

  • @RyanStonedonCanadianGaming

    Answer for 14:41
    Math teacher calculating their health bills and future health care products.
    English teacher perfecting the language of love and finds a loophole where she gets paid to stay home and only worry about one kids future rather than about 30.

  • @LT0124-Mythica0
    @LT0124-Mythica0 Před rokem

    5:26 “Believe me, I am *so* normal about this piece of media, like the *most normal* definitely normal and not obsessed at all, just so very normal”

  • @CyborgCharlotte
    @CyborgCharlotte Před rokem +1

    4:48 “I’m not like other girls. I have………snake arms”

  • @evanw5594
    @evanw5594 Před rokem

    "If you need to do something, but wont, Violently do another thing"

  • @MasterBuilderDragon
    @MasterBuilderDragon Před rokem

    1:23 You guys have done this one at least three times, but I never grow tired of it 😂

  • @Axolautism
    @Axolautism Před rokem

    >reads a tumblr post that was screenshotted and posted to reddit
    >"I really gotta credit this subreddit's creativity"

  • @HappilyHomicidalHooligan

    20:40 That picture is HIDEOUS!!!
    Where are the bookcases full of book and the computer desk with a high-end gaming rig?
    Where are the Essentials of Life?
    😄😁😆😅😂🤣

  • @oreagamerkat9228
    @oreagamerkat9228 Před rokem

    at 15:14 my heathers addicted brain instantly went “wE CAN SMILE AND CUDDLE WHIIILEEE THE FIRE ROAAAAAARS~” and i think the rest of the paragraph made me correct in thinking that

  • @hiroshell7973
    @hiroshell7973 Před rokem

    For the uncle choking on a spoon, DO CPR otherwise the surgery ain't gonna save him.

  • @johnalogue9832
    @johnalogue9832 Před rokem +1

    Libreoffice won't print evil amulets, switch to FOSS

  • @conlon4332
    @conlon4332 Před rokem +1

    Wait, what about the people who start packing two weeks in advance? That's my family. We have most things in the suitcase, plus a list of things to add at the last minute as we need them on a daily basis. But it still happens quite often "Where's such and such?" "Oh, I already packed it." and then sometimes we have to somewhat unpack again because we need stuff. But still, it saves forgetting stuff and makes the actual day a little less stressful.

  • @MatecaCorp
    @MatecaCorp Před 3 měsíci

    “The oscars will really miss your one view”
    I am jealous of how distant Lexi is from Hollywood drama

  • @tybois74
    @tybois74 Před rokem

    @14:34: Son of a.....why the hell am I a chicken?! Lexi, what kind of magic spell did you just cast?! 🤣

  • @ScarletAvengers
    @ScarletAvengers Před rokem

    Probably one day in the future, a friend of my nephew will ask: Why do you sleep with a fly swatter?
    My nephew: To keep the crabs from getting me in my sleep
    His friend: But why, and more importantly, how would crabs get you in your bed, in your sleep?
    My nephew: They won't... The flyswatter... Have you not been paying attention?

  • @rebeccashaver8518
    @rebeccashaver8518 Před rokem +1

    9:45 so on the school announcements today they’re talking about this book club, where they would let you know read books that we usually band and or challenged in our school or like the general public. In that announcement, they mentioned the book The Giver by Lois Lourey, and it had Harry Potter because witchcraft

  • @JosephJamesScott
    @JosephJamesScott Před rokem +1

    If I had an elephant I'd ride it over the Swiss Alps to attack the Romans, they'd never see it coming this late in the Carthaginian War.

  • @williamfortner9000
    @williamfortner9000 Před rokem

    Elephant one: either use it as a car or... chop it up and have elephant stew for 10 days, 12 hours, and 36 minutes

  • @tanukinoironi2708
    @tanukinoironi2708 Před rokem +1

    You do not get near the lake. You do not recognize the bodies in the lake. You do not call out to them. You do not get in the lake in desperation. You do not recognize the bodies in the lake.

  • @Notagity
    @Notagity Před rokem

    11:45 i have a french exam tomorrow and i am currently (7pm) sitting in my bed drawing gravity falls characters while listening to emkay glancing back and forth at the time every few minutes with a racing heart beat because i havent studied one bit
    mmm mabel

  • @crypticumbra1016
    @crypticumbra1016 Před rokem

    On one hand it would be great having the option of friends on tinder because I feel like it would get more results for everyone,
    but on the other hand I'd dread finding myself amongst the masses with every match being on a friend basis. smh lol

  • @reijustrei
    @reijustrei Před rokem

    I hate when I procrastinate but I'm so stressed out about it that I can't even enjoy myself procrastinating.