"BIKE SPLIT IN HALF!" - NOBODY Said the BIKE LIFE Would be EASY!!! [Ep.#87]

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  • @MotoMadness
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    • @ezrahambiliki4962
      @ezrahambiliki4962 Před 2 lety

      Thanks man..got the link from the other channel. What an intro, love it..what a lovely day..as we witness our mate's

  • @esmael.c2b
    @esmael.c2b Před 2 lety +345

    Guys remember, when you crash in an accident, even if your bones are broken, hold the camera and show us everything.

  • @joseramrez_
    @joseramrez_ Před 2 lety +333

    5:40 i dont care if thats legal in UK, youre using the other lane with cars coming in front of you, go to your fucking lane

    • @frooglepete
      @frooglepete Před 2 lety +9

      Hush nonsense person

    • @mattelliottmusic
      @mattelliottmusic Před 2 lety +74

      He's classic in that he doesn't tolerate anyone else's bullshit but expects everyone to tolerate his.

    • @crashnbl1
      @crashnbl1 Před 2 lety +11

      the bmw was centered perfectly in its lane! (JAG...WHO CARES)

    • @jimmyboimazarti1234
      @jimmyboimazarti1234 Před 2 lety +6

      He did nothing wrong and as you said you don’t care I’f it is legal?😂 well then why even comment cause you can do that anyways u troll and you don’t know if he was in position to go your into another lane in first place bet you don’t even have a bike u just crying cause bikes can lane filter while you sat in traffic for hours ;)

    • @joseramrez_
      @joseramrez_ Před 2 lety +12

      @@jimmyboimazarti1234 look another coments and stop been an idiot please. Good day.
      And btw, i have a 07 but ok, keep criyng jajajaja

  • @Sgyozo
    @Sgyozo Před 2 lety +314

    Officer: Do you know why i stopped you?
    Rider: Well, depends on how long you've been following me.

    • @rich_t
      @rich_t Před 2 lety +1

      🤣

    • @Lister_of_Smeg
      @Lister_of_Smeg Před 2 lety +8

      You stop for the Police?
      I just flip them the bird and wheelie off into the distance, then take their daughter out, shag her and leave her at a bus stop with an empty oyster card.
      Because I'm a biker 🤣

    • @Chris-mo4gk
      @Chris-mo4gk Před 2 lety +5

      @@Lister_of_Smeg Actually you gay bro.

    • @Lister_of_Smeg
      @Lister_of_Smeg Před 2 lety +5

      @@Chris-mo4gk you asking me out?

    • @TheRealSykx
      @TheRealSykx Před 2 lety +2

      @@Lister_of_Smeg cool story bro

  • @wholelottamiata6976
    @wholelottamiata6976 Před 2 lety +105

    I’m no genius, but doing a hard pull into a busy intersection doesn’t seem like a great idea to me.

  • @47MasoN47
    @47MasoN47 Před 2 lety +48

    I don't understand why you'd be on a bike without a license, no registration, and no insurance.

    • @JF1908x
      @JF1908x Před 2 lety +8

      I don’t understand how he got away with it!

    • @aye_j7970
      @aye_j7970 Před 2 lety +2

      @@JF1908x that’s what I’m sayin

    • @rainwhenidie6666
      @rainwhenidie6666 Před rokem

      Because its only illegal if you get caught? Also the world is filled with dumb people?

  • @john_r_legit689
    @john_r_legit689 Před 2 lety +124

    Those were the chillest cops ever

    • @taylormacri2303
      @taylormacri2303 Před 2 lety +6

      They were trying so hard not to give him anything

    • @CaptainTexas92
      @CaptainTexas92 Před 2 lety +6

      @@taylormacri2303 that’s why uninsured motorists is a thing because the state and cops don’t prosecute and morons jump on a bike or in a car without insurance.

  • @kaasmeester5903
    @kaasmeester5903 Před 2 lety +164

    5:42: He's in the Jag's lane, posing a danger; this has nothing to do with "sharing". Lister of Smeg is a first class idiot, the way he's driving he will probably come to grief at some point. I just hope he won't hurt anyone else doing it.

    • @Lister_of_Smeg
      @Lister_of_Smeg Před 2 lety +6

      Over 40 years of riding without serious incidents proves you wrong.
      You seem like another non-rider who thinks they know it all 🤣

    • @moonman4659
      @moonman4659 Před 2 lety +56

      @@Lister_of_Smeg You’re literally in the other person’s lane. You know, the wrong side of the road?

    • @Lister_of_Smeg
      @Lister_of_Smeg Před 2 lety +3

      @@moonman4659 no such thing as 'the wrong side of the road'.

    • @ryanmitson
      @ryanmitson Před 2 lety +42

      @@Lister_of_Smeg Clown

    • @brendenleeblair
      @brendenleeblair Před 2 lety +3

      @@Lister_of_Smeg that's the spirit!

  • @metalikz9119
    @metalikz9119 Před 2 lety +34

    2:40 Lifesaver, imagine going over the tracks, hitting a bump and your bike toppling over. What a god.

    • @panther7584
      @panther7584 Před 2 lety +7

      the driver is a fucking dumbass tho, take that idiot's driving license away

    • @metalikz9119
      @metalikz9119 Před 2 lety

      @@panther7584 Agreed.

  • @DrTranofEvil
    @DrTranofEvil Před 2 lety +33

    I’d heard driving in India was crazy, but the first person view of it definitely had me clenchin’

    • @jachgeyler9018
      @jachgeyler9018 Před 2 lety +1

      Driving in India definitely improves your reaction time, awareness and your overall motorcycle skills

  • @troyjollimore4100
    @troyjollimore4100 Před 2 lety +10

    10:30 What is up with these cops? "You have no license, insurance, registration... you claim you were speeding and driving dangerously to go to church?!? Okay, I'll give you a minor citation..." LOL!!!

  • @pandorasjuicebox
    @pandorasjuicebox Před 2 lety +17

    I wonder what the average lifespan of a vehicle horn is in India.

  • @rogerwredford
    @rogerwredford Před 2 lety +30

    I don't know about an accident, but Lister of Smeg is going to have a heart attack if he carries on the way he is...
    Never ride angry, mate

    • @Mgarrison5093
      @Mgarrison5093 Před 2 lety +4

      Lol hes driving in oncoming lanes calling people who dont see him driving like a "twat" calling them twats lmao

    • @Okurka.
      @Okurka. Před 10 měsíci

      He needs to get a bus pass.

  • @rubenvanderhoeven1700
    @rubenvanderhoeven1700 Před 2 lety +67

    4:04 the van let him in, maybe dont drive on the wrong side of the road

    • @aye_j7970
      @aye_j7970 Před 2 lety

      I mean…. That’s how they split in Europe. But sure

    • @markhowards420
      @markhowards420 Před 2 lety +7

      He does many things that puts himself and others in danger .

    • @aye_j7970
      @aye_j7970 Před 2 lety

      @@markhowards420 I mean… the first part of that is null and void because hopping on a bike alone is dangerous.

    • @rossmagwood1381
      @rossmagwood1381 Před 2 lety +2

      @@aye_j7970 Yes Illegally you are only allowed to split two lanes going the same direction Lane splitting is riding a bicycle or motorcycle between lanes in the same direction as traffic. It is also sometimes called lane sharing, whitelining,[1] filtering, or stripe-riding.[2] Lane splitting usually refers to moving at a greater speed than traffic, in response to a traffic slowdown,[3][4] a form of filtering forward.

    • @aye_j7970
      @aye_j7970 Před 2 lety

      @@rossmagwood1381 … I ride a motorcycle in a place where we do this… no need to explain, I understand it. But in some countries they are also allowed to use the median in between same and opposite if deemed safe enough.

  • @aimanzack8401
    @aimanzack8401 Před 2 lety +30

    4:10 wtf, can’t you see the indicator??? Still cutting off in front of the car and blaming them??? 5:30 wtff???

    • @l-kazak-l
      @l-kazak-l Před 2 lety +2

      Indicator doesnt mean u have to let them in

    • @pauljohnson9326
      @pauljohnson9326 Před 2 lety +7

      @@l-kazak-l your right but it's not an issue for normal decent ppl. We could say riders moving into opposite lanes that cars don't have to move but we see how that plays out.

    • @TheCubicnz
      @TheCubicnz Před 2 lety +7

      @@l-kazak-l true, but if you’re not going to show any consideration to any other driver you can’t get pissy when someone isn’t considerate of you. Unless you want to be on Moto Madness, of course.

    • @l-kazak-l
      @l-kazak-l Před 2 lety

      @@TheCubicnz yh i understand that it was a bit of a dick move but an indicator still doesnt mean u have to let them in, the driver shouldnt get pissy about it is what im aaying the driver shouldnt have been a dickhead either, anyway it was the drivers fault so he had the right to blame them

    • @jimmyboimazarti1234
      @jimmyboimazarti1234 Před 2 lety

      @@pauljohnson9326 😂 remember in driving school it’s mirrors then signal not put signal on telling the other driver to either slow down or get out the way a lot car drivers ignorant not just to bikes everything I see it all they end up signal then mirror😂😂😂 then they already crossing lanes and looking to late

  • @canada_rye
    @canada_rye Před 2 lety +49

    0:05 First guy's page is full of videos of him speeding through traffic, was only a matter of time. Close to a Darwin Award!

    • @canada_rye
      @canada_rye Před 2 lety +12

      The video he posted before his crash... he's doing 170mph on city streets.

    • @thekidinthehelmet
      @thekidinthehelmet Před 2 lety

      @@canada_rye yep

    • @thekidinthehelmet
      @thekidinthehelmet Před 2 lety

      Thing is I crash a 49 mph not 170 so argument is irrelevant

    • @canada_rye
      @canada_rye Před 2 lety +6

      @@thekidinthehelmet You were going faster before that, hey I'm no saint but you gotta pick your spots to speed. Guy was a tool for turning in front of you but they won't die and we will. We HAVE to watch out more.
      Just gotta be careful coming up to an intersection with a car waiting to turn in front of you. Always assume they will turn.
      I'm glad you're OK though, that's really the most important thing. I hope you take it as a learning lesson, although not entirely your fault it could have been avoided. Easy to say in hindsight too.

    • @thekidinthehelmet
      @thekidinthehelmet Před 2 lety

      @Freedom Seeds I’ll ride the way I do till I die just part of the sport

  • @xKCAZxLEADER
    @xKCAZxLEADER Před 2 lety +60

    What a lovely day indeed; how is everyone doing?

  • @Ramjet257
    @Ramjet257 Před 2 lety +12

    I don't get it. Motorcyclist on the wrong side of the road bags out a pedestrian who crosses between the cars. Why should the pedestrian "expect" a vehicle to come down the wrong side of the road ? The sense of one-sided entitlement practiced by so many motorcyclist in these videos is stunning, and way beyond bloody arrogance/ignorance.

    • @NickoGiudiche
      @NickoGiudiche Před 2 lety +2

      Worst part is that they have the guts to upload the video showing his ignorance to everybody.

  • @Gordo101978
    @Gordo101978 Před 2 lety +6

    “Biker in the lead is on his brand new, I mean, was on his brand new Kawasaki” 😂

  • @Hostkaze
    @Hostkaze Před 2 lety +44

    5:41 is the fault of the motorcyclist, he has no reason to invade the opposite lane completely. What a stupid

    • @pauljohnson9326
      @pauljohnson9326 Před 2 lety +14

      Yup he was riding like an idiot, what he was doing wasn't filtering at all.

    • @Lister_of_Smeg
      @Lister_of_Smeg Před 2 lety +2

      Clearly neither of you ride or have any idea of riding in rush hour in city traffic yet you feel entitled to post your opinions 🤣

    • @toomuchcherry544
      @toomuchcherry544 Před 2 lety +11

      @@Lister_of_Smeg holy shit this guy is cringe, driving wrong and being angry for the clicks. enjoy your 4 min of fame and think of it when ur in hospital

    • @Lister_of_Smeg
      @Lister_of_Smeg Před 2 lety +1

      @Bob Davidson they clearly know more than you, including how to spell 🤣
      Be off with you peasant, back to your inbreds 🤪

    • @monrvelous
      @monrvelous Před 2 lety +9

      @@Lister_of_Smeg you felt entitled enough to go in the opposite lane and then be mad at the jag 🤡

  • @coolstorybro9946
    @coolstorybro9946 Před 2 lety +10

    01:18 - Insane speed that that engine revs :)

  • @Wishjsiwpqpq
    @Wishjsiwpqpq Před 2 lety +27

    5:40 Your driving on the wrong side of the road if anything your not sharing the road cause your driving in a lane for the people going the opposite way

    • @Exodus_Johnson
      @Exodus_Johnson Před 2 lety +3

      Legally he's allowed to do that in the UK, I don't or very rarely do it because you're obviously relying on the oncoming traffic giving you space and being nice but it doesn't always work out that way. Legal but yeah, bit of a tricky one.

    • @GarageSupra
      @GarageSupra Před 2 lety +1

      yeah it's legal in UK

    • @Lister_of_Smeg
      @Lister_of_Smeg Před 2 lety +2

      No such thing as the 'wrong side of the road' just north, east, west and southbound carriageways which can be entered by traffic travelling in opposing directions in order to overtake other traffic travelling in the same direction.
      Read your Highway Code.

    • @The_Real_JN
      @The_Real_JN Před 2 lety +2

      @@Lister_of_Smeg ironic you telling them to read the Highway code lol

    • @Lister_of_Smeg
      @Lister_of_Smeg Před 2 lety +1

      @@The_Real_JN why? I've read it.

  • @dashcameraro2031
    @dashcameraro2031 Před 2 lety +2

    7:06 How that dog sleeps, with the sound of so many horns. 🐶 😂😂😂 He is the only one who is relaxed. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ralphsleep
    @Ralphsleep Před 2 lety +2

    Right turn only!!

  • @me1299
    @me1299 Před 2 lety +2

    Right turn only!

  • @NiffYT
    @NiffYT Před 2 lety +4

    2:40 this guy is a hero

  • @phxntomvghxst
    @phxntomvghxst Před 2 lety

    Hey dude, thanks for featuring my clip :) means a lot

  • @patrickjoy9551
    @patrickjoy9551 Před rokem +1

    Those cops at the end, wow! Seemed to cut the guy a break. But me thinks they weighed the paper work and close to shift change vs laying down the law. 😂😂

  • @78jonybravo
    @78jonybravo Před 2 lety +10

    “It’s not my bike, I have no Bike license and the bike isn’t insured or correctly registered. But I’m ok officer because I’m picking up a candle”. What a tool, he should have done prison time

  • @elloguvna6820
    @elloguvna6820 Před 2 lety +5

    4:00 yes he ignored you, but get on the right side of the road

    • @Lister_of_Smeg
      @Lister_of_Smeg Před 2 lety +3

      I just want to say I have spilled a lot of my seed thinking about Amy Winehouse.

    • @elloguvna6820
      @elloguvna6820 Před 2 lety

      @@Lister_of_Smeg you like her?

  • @NengAnita12
    @NengAnita12 Před 2 lety +1

    Thank you brothers😊
    continue to be successful to channel madnes moto👍💪

  • @imWoozify
    @imWoozify Před 2 lety +12

    Officer: “Remember, you’re going to church, so you can’t make it there if you die.”
    Me: 😐

  • @rubenvanderhoeven1700
    @rubenvanderhoeven1700 Před 2 lety +17

    3:47 Sure the man shouldnt cross there but you are driving on the wrong side of the road, why would he look that way?

    • @Restricted68
      @Restricted68 Před 2 lety

      I’m not sure if “why would he look that way” is a serious question or not…

    • @rubenvanderhoeven1700
      @rubenvanderhoeven1700 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Restricted68 Well, if i passed the solid line i too would assume that there wont be any traffic coming from the (in this case right) side

    • @deaks25
      @deaks25 Před 2 lety +3

      Filtering contraflow traffic in the UK is legal, but several times he's causing a hazard to oncoming traffic (which isn't legal) so shouldn't be forcing his way through. As for that one, the van has clearly let the car in, so he seems like a very angry rider who thinks the world should be giving way to him. Sadly he'll either get lucky and not have a crash and never realise he's a danger to himself, or he'll end up in hospital badly injured....

    • @nigelheath7048
      @nigelheath7048 Před 2 lety

      @@rubenvanderhoeven1700
      OK. That's in England and filtering between traffic is perfectly legal. However. You are expected to do it slowly and be extra aware of other traffic and pedestrians not expecting you to be there, in other words use extreme hazard perception. Also in an earlier clip the same biker is bleating about the car joining from the right. In that case the biker is overtaking the car on the white zig zag lines you can see, that's illegal, also ignoring that he should have realised that the traffic he was overtaking had stopped to let the guy join. Again terrible hazard perception.

    • @Restricted68
      @Restricted68 Před 2 lety

      @@rubenvanderhoeven1700 “assuming” is where you’re going wrong

  • @I_can_Shoot_77
    @I_can_Shoot_77 Před 2 lety +3

    The invisible biker guy was hysterical

  • @deaks25
    @deaks25 Před 2 lety +23

    3:25 I commute on a bike regularly and used to be a lot like this guy, but actually he keeps putting himself into positions for things to happen. Contraflow filtering carries huge risk, because he is essentially driving in the oncoming traffic lane, so should actually be making more effort to not disrupt oncoming traffic. Also, he lets *everything* annoy him, which means he's going to be making aggressive moves (Like with the junction) sure, he's in the right, but why launch away so aggressively, then sit in an active junction!?
    If the guy reads this; dude, chill out, you will actually live longer, because being in the right is small comfort if you're in A&E... Plus you might actual enjoy riding a bit more. Drivers are stupid, but being permanently angry about it just means you're not enjoying riding.

    • @terryrobertson111
      @terryrobertson111 Před 2 lety +8

      Lane filtering into oncoming traffic is suicide

    • @blazortheepic0384
      @blazortheepic0384 Před 2 lety +2

      @@terryrobertson111 not if you know how to ride.

    • @terryrobertson111
      @terryrobertson111 Před 2 lety +10

      @@blazortheepic0384 Your life depends entirely on the reaction of another individual. Knowing how to ride has nothing to do with it.

    • @blazortheepic0384
      @blazortheepic0384 Před 2 lety +1

      @@terryrobertson111 thats a pretty stupid comment.

    • @terryrobertson111
      @terryrobertson111 Před 2 lety +9

      @@blazortheepic0384 Are you serious? When you lane split into oncoming traffic your life depends ENTIRELY on whether or not another individual 1. sees you 2. leaves you enough room to go by 3. doesn't panic and crash into you. Your fate is out of your hands and depends on whether an unknown stranger driving straight at you at twice the speed you are travelling gives a shit about whether they crash into you or not. Obviously you are young and stupid enough to take your life for granted if you can't see my point.

  • @panther7584
    @panther7584 Před 2 lety

    0:26 im dying lmao, he put that emergency broadcast system loading screen from Modern Warfare 2 in here

  • @MrGrishe
    @MrGrishe Před 2 lety +1

    6:34 is like walking through the halls of highschool as a freshman

  • @jackdophel2646
    @jackdophel2646 Před 2 lety +1

    I love the way he say right turn only 😂😂

  • @natea6249
    @natea6249 Před 2 lety +1

    New rider gets a new bike, instantly takes it on curve roads. Genius

  • @mizmonster
    @mizmonster Před 2 lety

    How the person in that first clip lived let alone walked away from that crash is a miracle! Also where was Waldo's glasses in the second?

  • @uzi9621
    @uzi9621 Před 2 lety +9

    2:58 dang almost ran him over!

  • @glassjar7814
    @glassjar7814 Před 2 lety +3

    That traffic in India stressed me out to no end just watching

  • @TJTPC
    @TJTPC Před 2 lety +1

    1:20 the 10 second load time rev bomb

    • @phxntomvghxst
      @phxntomvghxst Před 2 lety

      Ye Ik my bikes only a 50cc tho so revs take ages 😂

  • @FordForTheWin
    @FordForTheWin Před 2 lety +1

    Good ol god fearing law breaker lol

  • @Crosshatch1212
    @Crosshatch1212 Před 2 lety +4

    37 yr off riding and I dnt think ill ever drive in to the back of a stopped vehicle ,that to me a biker ,u know built bikes maintained my own etc .is totally behond me although I've been hit by a stolen car for flipping the bird ,half a leg down due to that mistake and around 12 yr later an argos truck at a set off lights decides to let a van cut in to the left lane im in behind the argos van ,,the big ones he squashed me ripped my false leg off because in the stumbling bck the way my peg gripped my leg ,metal pole and foot wld not slide so pop ,of it come nerve damage after yrs off getting in a comfortable place .I still ride although the yrs of off road and clown abuse has taken its toll ,I done my last winter 3 yr ago ,peace

  • @ImZiki
    @ImZiki Před 2 lety +5

    What do my eyes see at 6:24 ? A biker slowing down as they see a car pull out with enough distance? I can't believe it!

  • @antmast
    @antmast Před 2 lety +1

    India: "How could they not notice me, I even blew my horns!"

  • @Megus_Degus
    @Megus_Degus Před 2 lety +3

    7:00 imagine having a headache living there xd

    • @speeedy26
      @speeedy26 Před 2 lety

      hahha it’s a common thing here in India within the city😬

  • @ashleybailey1785
    @ashleybailey1785 Před 2 lety

    Watching videos from India is like watching those 1905 NYC colourised videos. Same road behaviour.

  • @bartekwasik9131
    @bartekwasik9131 Před 2 lety +1

    Couple days ago I wrote that after watching this channel, I would never like to ride in UK (3:30) and India (6:54). Many of you agreed.
    You also put Brasil on the list because of many motorcycles being stolen + police always aim a gun at you. Then Philippines, after 1:30 I have to agree.
    Where else you guys think it's freakin' scary to ride?

    • @taylormacri2303
      @taylormacri2303 Před 2 lety +1

      Welcome to india where road laws are non existant to the point that they dont even bother drawing lines

  • @alysson9316
    @alysson9316 Před 2 lety +2

    07:30 wtf hahahah

  • @vielissimo1202
    @vielissimo1202 Před 2 lety +1

    Lister of Smeg - my spirit animal.

    • @Lister_of_Smeg
      @Lister_of_Smeg Před 2 lety +2

      Respect bro 🙏

    • @vielissimo1202
      @vielissimo1202 Před 2 lety

      @@Lister_of_Smeg the UK is definitely tame compared to where I'm from. I just can't imagine you riding here. Your... "comments" ....when riding will increase tenfold, easy. LOL

  • @TheRealSykx
    @TheRealSykx Před 2 lety +1

    Mito: "I'm pretty late already" you could be "the late Mito"

  • @muqtl
    @muqtl Před 2 lety +1

    Have a great day everyone!!:))

  • @arwynpalmer1990
    @arwynpalmer1990 Před 2 lety +1

    Cops giving off the 'we're not angry, just disappointed' vibes

  • @rogerthat10-47
    @rogerthat10-47 Před 2 lety +3

    I don't think he's going to get away with "I was doing 30, honest" they'd be like, were you, sir "Absolutely officer, at least".

  • @kanaky-drift
    @kanaky-drift Před 2 lety

    Au top big up depuis la France 🇫🇷 👍 👌 💪 😎

  • @KBMaximus
    @KBMaximus Před 2 lety +1

    Gotta get down, it's FRIDAY

  • @trukos1307
    @trukos1307 Před 2 lety +2

    7:11 what da dog doin

    • @FreddietheFly
      @FreddietheFly Před 2 lety

      My bet is dat dog is dead by now riding like dat

  • @MCshadr217
    @MCshadr217 Před 2 lety +2

    Can we start putting Indian sport bike riders on the tracks please? I reckon they'd be some of the most skilled riders just for the fact they have such crazy traffic conditions to battle with.

  • @my.little.80
    @my.little.80 Před rokem

    Nice leaf blower bud 1:20

  • @skyzha9132
    @skyzha9132 Před 2 lety +1

    2:25 wow it's a 2011 proton persona.. Malaysian made car😁

  • @godlikeghost4839
    @godlikeghost4839 Před 2 lety

    what a lovely day :D

  • @changobiker6103
    @changobiker6103 Před 2 lety

    In the Last clip..Rob halfort policeman 🤣

  • @1shotfishing890
    @1shotfishing890 Před 2 lety +4

    Thanks for the upload father 🙏🏽

  • @mcfudd007
    @mcfudd007 Před 2 lety

    Holy shit that first bike!! Reminded me of a car I saw on the highway today with one of its tyres metres away from it too (Australia)

  • @nevarran
    @nevarran Před 2 lety +1

    The traffic regulations in India seem to be optional.

  • @grubes6841
    @grubes6841 Před 2 lety

    Last clip the guy was on field training. New officer. Guy that came in later was a Sargent

  • @Simonbrb-journeespiste
    @Simonbrb-journeespiste Před 2 lety +1

    1:20 1 hour later he is finally in rev limiter 😭

  • @KashikoiBaka29
    @KashikoiBaka29 Před 2 lety +2

    How is driving on the other side of the road considered filtering??

  • @luk1977
    @luk1977 Před 2 lety +3

    i love india where the way to work is more difficult than work

  • @how2acepilotofficialntghos674

    5:41 jeremy clarkson was right about the people with a "jaaaaaag"

  • @n40798
    @n40798 Před 2 lety +3

    Is filtering legal in the UK between lanes moving in opposite directions?

  • @GhostMotoDiaries
    @GhostMotoDiaries Před 2 lety +1

    ❤️

  • @noobpyxl
    @noobpyxl Před 2 lety +1

    Bikers think they can ride until they see India, dayum

  • @I_can_Shoot_77
    @I_can_Shoot_77 Před 2 lety

    Awesome cop

  • @howlingbeats2544
    @howlingbeats2544 Před rokem

    7:52 Why the hell did he do that? Plus the speeding. What a muppet.

  • @panav.p.g.4984
    @panav.p.g.4984 Před 2 lety

    Uff esperando

  • @blazortheepic0384
    @blazortheepic0384 Před 2 lety +1

    The junction designs in USA are so terrible. But then again, most road designs across the road are quite bad, especially here in the UK

    • @JF1908x
      @JF1908x Před 2 lety +1

      The road designs in the USA are nearly as bad as the driving and riding skills of the people who live there

  • @NathanJones-cq1dz
    @NathanJones-cq1dz Před 2 lety +1

    Not sure I heard you properly Smeg... Did you say 'Right turn only'??

  • @thankfullyredeemedmaderigh7436

    I understand that filtering is legal in a lot of places, but is it smart? Wayyyy dangerous! Stay safe.

  • @strictlyformyninja
    @strictlyformyninja Před 2 lety +1

    India traffic looks like a freaking mess. 😐

  • @chrisshauncampfield7924

    Omigosh

  • @wuacamole69
    @wuacamole69 Před 2 lety +1

    May I ask why you cut out the parts when big crashes happen ?

    • @moonman4659
      @moonman4659 Před 2 lety +1

      It’s so he doesn’t get demonetized.

  • @emileneslo5695
    @emileneslo5695 Před 2 lety +2

    People should watch and listen to Gabriel "FLUFFY" Iglesias comedy bit about India. Seeing D SARKAR's video here really made me laugh like whoa that is so true.

  • @Toysourboy
    @Toysourboy Před 2 lety

    Being able to ride or drive in India is a skill.

  • @MEMESTORE_07
    @MEMESTORE_07 Před 2 lety +1

    You Will Get Unlimited Memes

  • @bluesrockguitaristmikesall2708

    Guys don't use a dog as proper head protection. In a jam ,turtles are a much better choice.

  • @Anthonysan86
    @Anthonysan86 Před 2 lety

    That video in India reminds me of parts of the Philippines

  • @Suzukibob69
    @Suzukibob69 Před 2 lety +2

    Lister of Smeg kinda gave me a flash back of top gear when they’re bagging on Jag drivers 😂

  • @bushydray
    @bushydray Před 2 lety +10

    Lister of Smeg......that car was trying to merge into that lane way before you got there, but you thought..naaa i'll be a nob and just take his space and then get shitty about it. for the other one of your clips....you were fully in the opposite flow of traffics lane, it is their right of way...but they are wrong for not giving you the space???

    • @Lister_of_Smeg
      @Lister_of_Smeg Před 2 lety +1

      Yes. They should all make way for me, that includes you.

    • @bushydray
      @bushydray Před 2 lety +3

      @@Lister_of_Smeg Would love for that day to come, give you the chance to learn some people give less of a fuck ;) ;) You drive safe now

    • @Lister_of_Smeg
      @Lister_of_Smeg Před 2 lety +1

      @@bushydray keyboard warrior 🤣 No doubt you drive a Prius 🤣

    • @Lister_of_Smeg
      @Lister_of_Smeg Před 2 lety +1

      @Bob Davidson the muppet of whatever third rate cesspool shire you and yours hail from 🤣

    • @bushydray
      @bushydray Před 2 lety +5

      ​@@Lister_of_Smeg A Prius?? Lol still living in the 90's hey? I don't need a keyboard to show you're nob, You are doing a fine job of that yourself ;) We will all look forward to the next round of clips you send to someone else to post that will prove that yet again you are one of those stains in the biking community.

  • @damienheard965
    @damienheard965 Před 2 lety

    Right turn only😂

  • @henwin3477
    @henwin3477 Před 2 lety

    Lost track of how many heart attacks I had watching D Sarkar

  • @dericksmith2137
    @dericksmith2137 Před 2 lety

    How is it ‘filtering’ when the bike is traveling in the oncoming traffic lane?

  • @Meatcleaver101
    @Meatcleaver101 Před 2 lety

    That last one is an OLD one !!

  • @nickcantuiii9377
    @nickcantuiii9377 Před 2 lety

    5:43 not sure if I'm missing something, but isn't the rider outside of the line and in his lane? What did he do wrong other than drive straight like he's supposed to?

  • @carlosgarcia-wl6yc
    @carlosgarcia-wl6yc Před 2 lety

    OMG this officer is rod halford!!!!!

  • @AmirHosseinFZ
    @AmirHosseinFZ Před 2 lety

    6:33 Infinite entropy

  • @Johnelilopez
    @Johnelilopez Před 2 lety

    That traffic in India is the craziest, I swear Indian riders gotta have the most skills. Ive seen bengal tigers jump out on them, monkeys dogs, crossing rickety bridges etc…Smh

  • @davidbreen4727
    @davidbreen4727 Před 2 lety

    geez, that guy riding without license or insurance! some people fall in crap, and come out smelling like a rose.