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  • čas přidán 28. 04. 2024

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  • @thisguyhere9494
    @thisguyhere9494 Před měsícem +331

    It's funnier when they try and charge for a diagnosis but yet you already told them what was wrong with it

    • @yoursmokedetector
      @yoursmokedetector Před 24 dny +13

      And then they come back with a whole lotta nonsense that don't need to be changed out and even when they charge you an arm and a leg, they still don't replace the part you asked em to right, still leaking oil.
      Man, dealerships are a scam. Never going back.

    • @Buttwizard69XXX
      @Buttwizard69XXX Před 16 dny

      @@yoursmokedetectoryea. But at the same time can't keep business being a mechanic if nothing ever broke

    • @josephdickinson5183
      @josephdickinson5183 Před 9 dny

      ​@@yoursmokedetector mechanics don't really do that.

    • @yoursmokedetector
      @yoursmokedetector Před 9 dny

      @josephdickinson5183 no, they don't--I was being facetious. I work with technicians daily, some make wild ass guesses, sure, but if you've got good techs you stand behind, they're telling you that you need something done for a reason.

    • @hyper.technic
      @hyper.technic Před 9 dny +3

      This is what people who aren’t mechanics think. ALWAYS confirm diagnosis, for everyone’s sake, people who think they know what they are talking about will send you on a wild goose chase.

  • @GnarpyGaming-shimmyYa
    @GnarpyGaming-shimmyYa Před měsícem +339

    KNOCK KNOCK ITS THE US AND WE HEARD YOU HAVE OIL

    • @KKL_188
      @KKL_188 Před měsícem +17

      WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @Mrlonely237
      @Mrlonely237 Před měsícem +8

      AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!!

  • @underlinked
    @underlinked Před měsícem +111

    not the duct tape😭

  • @Mr.butlerz
    @Mr.butlerz Před měsícem +55

    As a driveway mechanic this is so true.

    • @MCD10000
      @MCD10000 Před měsícem +2

      As not a driveway mechanic, I am missing my car already, why did my clutch have to give out :(

    • @TylerTMG
      @TylerTMG Před 29 dny +1

      ​@MCD10000 because you're a bad driver
      (im joking, please dont take it seriously)

    • @Mr.butlerz
      @Mr.butlerz Před 27 dny +1

      Dang. I need to replace most of my suspension :( but I get to put in coil overs so I’m not to mad

    • @Mr.butlerz
      @Mr.butlerz Před 26 dny +1

      @@TylerTMG lmao that was a good one.

  • @StrangeTerror
    @StrangeTerror Před 8 dny +13

    Nah the oil leaks just show that you know it's nothing serious. "It's fine, it only leaks 1/4 quart between oil changes"

  • @theorderofthepurplephoenix3321
    @theorderofthepurplephoenix3321 Před měsícem +24

    If it leaks oil it has oil

    • @herrapingviini2024
      @herrapingviini2024 Před 23 dny +1

      if the blue smoke comes out the tail pipe you have oil if white smoke comes out you have coolant if it rolls coal you have fuel

  • @strana6875
    @strana6875 Před měsícem +33

    I have literally done nothing to my car besides wrap it and put new headlights in and the guys at the tire shop lost their shit seeing my door handle I royally screwed up wrapping my car. They said they could fix it, I said no thanks, it still works 😂

  • @sooonaekoo1-5
    @sooonaekoo1-5 Před 16 dny +14

    I have a surly old mechanic thats been servicing the family for 4 generations now. He taught me nearly all of what i know in general automotive standards.
    When he hears a call from me, he already knows its going to be something i couldn’t fix.
    So i get to watch him do it like its nothing and have him tell me how stupid i am.

  • @outlawm82
    @outlawm82 Před 8 dny +8

    if a vehicle is shaking in the front end and the steering wheel doesn’t move its mounts or a misfire and has nothing to do with your suspension

    • @xxbobert04xx52
      @xxbobert04xx52 Před 8 dny

      What if it's all of the above

    • @user-yw5fl1db5u
      @user-yw5fl1db5u Před 3 dny

      I mean to be fair my truck has a misfire, but if it starts when he starts to drive it it's 100% not a misfire, it will vibrate no matter what when the car starts, not just when he drives it, that usually more like lifters suspension and transmission issues.

  • @MapAdels
    @MapAdels Před měsícem +7

    ChrisFix watching this:

  • @JEST3R_
    @JEST3R_ Před 10 dny +4

    That’s why I like my mechanic shop, I took my car in for a set of tires and an alignment literally just yesterday and while they were working on it the manager told me that my tie rod was fucked and they wanted to know if I wanted to swap it. I told them go for it. Manager comes back not 10 minutes later and told me that the tie rod wasn’t actually fucked, it just needed to be re-bolted in, and it was actually almost unbolted and only had about 2 threads on. Didn’t pay a penny for it

  • @Zoe.pacced
    @Zoe.pacced Před měsícem +5

    I may be a driveway mechanic but my dad has 30 years plus of experience so I'll be fine

  • @jordannickerson7675
    @jordannickerson7675 Před 4 dny

    I immediately thought those aftermarket coilovers snapped, engine mounts, or just the cap to the strut mount assembly could be loose.

  • @sovereignviper90
    @sovereignviper90 Před dnem

    Reminds the time I got into a 20-minute arguing match with a mechanic because he didn't believe me that I could hear my alternator whining, aka going out. He was headstrong that he needed his fancy tool........the apology was the best because I didn't have to pay labor 😂

  • @TrueCustomsPBMR
    @TrueCustomsPBMR Před 2 dny

    I’m a shade tree mechanic and I’ve never brought my truck to a professional 😅

  • @season2272
    @season2272 Před 3 dny

    Germany we say Pfusch zu duct, Tape😂

  • @landonrooke1907
    @landonrooke1907 Před měsícem +7

    1000 dollars later

  • @alexanderherd2973
    @alexanderherd2973 Před 3 dny

    If its leaking oil, its got oil 😅

  • @stephenbennett6529
    @stephenbennett6529 Před 3 dny

    Sad part is after the driveway mechanic my car doesn't magically have more issues the demand i use a shop but every time i take it to a shop for work oh there definitely more wrong about a week after

  • @DH-rt3fk
    @DH-rt3fk Před 12 dny +1

    I leave a roll of vlue shop towels in the back. They never try to upcharge me lol

  • @misfitmush
    @misfitmush Před 4 dny

    If you have to take it to a mechanic, you're not experienced enough to argue much.

  • @Jdmking-kp1mu
    @Jdmking-kp1mu Před 12 dny

    In highschool I job shadowed a Harley Davidson mechanic and he introduced me the term “Customerization”. One of the customers zip tied the exhaust pipe to the frame of the bike. The whole thing was held together by hopes and dreams.

  • @ThePolecatProcess
    @ThePolecatProcess Před 24 dny

    It really do be like this

  • @user-ij4hr1mj8m
    @user-ij4hr1mj8m Před měsícem +1

    Zip ties

  • @720squad3
    @720squad3 Před měsícem

    I had to do this today 😭😭

  • @ThrobinHood34
    @ThrobinHood34 Před 15 dny

    Nah honestly saying the phrase "i did all the work myself" in my experience will drive away alot of mechanics cause they dont wanna have to unfuck what you did first in order to fix it

    • @blue_wolf5171
      @blue_wolf5171 Před 13 dny +1

      Not really, it will just cost more, if I have to fix more issues.
      But professional mechanics are the same, if they can't find a reason why something ain't right, they will too try to find someone who knows more. Because there is no shame in getting help, the problem is when you don't accept that someone else could be right.

  • @user-jk5tl9oe8e
    @user-jk5tl9oe8e Před měsícem

    MASON????? IM IN THE VID!!!!!!!!MOM IM FAMOUS!!!

  • @JDMkid-xn3mr
    @JDMkid-xn3mr Před 21 dnem

    My name is Mason

  • @AlfredKnutsson
    @AlfredKnutsson Před měsícem +1

    Yippi

  • @jebpruett
    @jebpruett Před 14 dny

    Why don't you show your car in your videos

  • @Ez_Bucks_
    @Ez_Bucks_ Před měsícem +1

    8th.

  • @kritzandkani1910
    @kritzandkani1910 Před měsícem

    Hi

  • @jonathanjohnson4696
    @jonathanjohnson4696 Před měsícem

    bruh like really?

  • @user-lk6zg2tr4f
    @user-lk6zg2tr4f Před měsícem +2

    Hi pls pin this I love your content and find it hilarious

  • @user-ub9ku1hj9n
    @user-ub9ku1hj9n Před měsícem

    E

  • @IsaacMcdougall-rk9uy
    @IsaacMcdougall-rk9uy Před měsícem

    🎉g ubzv

  • @MikeBuskirk-bl8yh
    @MikeBuskirk-bl8yh Před měsícem +2

    if it's leaking it has oil when it's not leaking is when u have a problem