Greek Gods & Heroes as Vines #1

HD + 🎧 = way better love story than Twilight
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[@creamocropable]

At this point I can just watch a sitcom with Apollo, Dionysus and Hermes living together.

[@j_usteen]

I wonder why they don't bother to have it going

[@mal-cd9zn]

*SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAAAY*

[@daneyyp3328]

And morpheus at the background casually moping around HAHAHAH

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

I once had this fever dream where one day Zeus got tired of everyone's shit and punished all the gods turning them into mortals
and now they have to run a hotel where the main characters are Apollo ( Kelso and Barney but gayer ) and Hermes ( basically a mix of Jim and Chandler ) also Dionysus ( ...he likes getting drunk )

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

Idk I just love the trio Hermes, Apollo, and Dionysus

[@ParaREZX]

I died when Atlas said "I have a question for all you flat earthers out there"
Priceless.

[@CheshireCesare]

And proceeds to just giggle, it’s just perfect lolll 😂

[@jimkol8799]

The dislikes are from the titans.

[@madlad7565]

Or the one percent of halfbloods that have faith in the gods

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

@@madlad7565 that's a weird description of zeus's kids but ok

[@safafarhad3897]

Mad4Boi 7 totally agree

[@lorekeeper8117]

What about the Giants?

[@kos3272]

Jim Kol or the premordials

[@lzrnixion6925]

For those who believe Hades is bad or morally wrong, just know his three-headed demon dog Cerberus's name can be translated to English as Spot.

[@exosproudmamabear558]

He is literally one of the few decent guys out in the whole Greet mythology. Hell, he even has more work ethic than I ever can have.

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

Or fluffy sources disagree

[@demeta3201]

Idec if Hades is "mOrAlLy wrOnG" or "bAd" he's one of the only Greek gods I care about

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

@@demeta3201 he has a dog he's morally good he just got a bad job

[@cheddarchemistry7332]

Hitler also had a dog.

[@moonrose100]

Persephone: I've literally done nothing wrong in my life.
Hades: I know this, and I love you.

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

Well we have this conversation all the time

[@dani303]

Chill out, girl! How old are they??
Persephone is like 15 or 18 and Hades is like 35 or 37.....

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

@@dani303 more like a few millennial each we are gods mortal customs dont really apply

[@crawlingboy]

@@dani303 sources have been stated that persephone may be older then hades

[@atom104n]

@@crawlingboy "dafuq" was my instant reaction. I would like to see these sources cuz something doesnt add up XD As far as I know, Hades is younger than Demeter and older than Zeus. Persephone has been widely told to be the daughter of Zeus and Demeter, born long after the Titanomachy (War between gods and titans).

[@theoatmealer]

this is so on point i feel like we connected with the ancient youth culture

[@fumarc4501]

Reading about Roman civilians is meta af.

[@br3wskii0327]

Ancient youth... sounds like a band lol

[@nomomozarella2042]

C:

[@thalmoragent9344]

FUmarc
Wait, what do you mean by that?

[@lucas-xf7rc]

Ikr

[@forgegloyd9196]

This is funny if you don't know greek mythology.
This is priceless if you know greek mythology.

[@mothhuuny]

This is educational if you don’t know Greek mythology.

[@jaketomkinson2310]

The ones I actually understood were great 😂 I love the one with Hades giving food to Persephone and then celebrating 🥳

[@hibahanazaraezza1521]

This is beyond legendary if you understand Greek mythology

[@rise3371]

PRICELESS HAHAHAHAHA

[@hmartin1761]

I find it priceless and I know loads.

[@karistral.firdaus5770]

The guy sliding down the railing saying ‘you’re all going to hell, goodbye’ hit my soul like zeus’ lightning bolt hahahha basically me when i am done with everyone

[@heliana_ded9363]

Lmaooooo😂😂😂
Also luv your pfp💜

[@triciaguingab]

Hi army 💜

[@jackiegonzalez6814]

Sameeeeee also ARMY

[@forgottenprince3706]

One more like and you'll have 1k

[@the.orthodox.photographer2272]

@@jackiegonzalez6814 Ew kpop stans

[@amp-le4699]

THE APOLLO AND DIONYSUS VINES ARE PERFECT

[@corvidonia]

I KNOW THEY WERE GOLD

[@bousskrikarim230]

Name of the song plz

[@ploofthesheep2887]

perfect duo

[@hellasgrecos1272]

You Mindless Imbécile, Stop cursing your Family and your future Children with Horrible death and Murilation!

[@pumpkiu]

Hellas Grecos huh

[@zooer64]

I'm a simple mortal, I see Hephaestus name in the thumbnail and I click

[@thahirahalee1469]

i see ares i click

[@zooer64]

@@sarahmason3958 hephy squad yeah!

[@kestrellyu1634]

Heph squad U n i t e

[@Jay-to7yz]

FUCK YEAH HEPH SQUAD

[@Asmokedetector]

Saw Ares 😋

[@YoukaiHimeDemonPrincess]

I keep thinking that if there was internet in ancient greece they would be making vines about the gods

[@80s_graffiti]

they'd all be mega censored tho since you don't fuck w those petty overlords

[@areti2003]

im pretty sure my ancestors would upload the videos while using a vpn bc god forbid if zeus tracked down their IPS

[@imayhaveasmalldickbut3125]

And they’d all get smited... smote?? Smit?”

[@nathanielclaw2841]

Why would they? Bringing the attention of a greek god usually ends with one of them fucking your wife, making your wife fuck a animal, death and afterlife torture, etc.

[@hollowhoagie6441]

@@nathanielclaw2841 we're all fucked now

[@erinlaboricua]

THE ORPHEUS ONE
0:06 "All these ghosts, ALL THESE GHOSTS, and I still can't find a boo." I'm dead, I'm rolling.

[@LadyMythos315]

Me a Hades town fan: WAIT FOR ME IM COMING WAIT IM COMING WITH YOU

[@erinlaboricua]

@@LadyMythos315 YES!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE BEST REPLY ❤️

[@LadyMythos315]

@@erinlaboricua THANK YOU! 💛

[@goddess-eris]

Really appreciated the Hades and Persephone vines and additionally every other aspect of this video!

[@haha-rr8su]

3.6k likes and 0 comments lol

[@persephone3537]

I am indeed that amazing

[@somedumbass2230]

YES, FEED ME THE HADES, CHARON, AND PERSEPHONE-

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

Hi

[@fumarc4501]

**Holds up a large spoon**

[@ezrabruin6543]

@@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 dies

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

@@ezrabruin6543 Hello again
Also you have my permission to pet Cerberus

[@ezrabruin6543]

@@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 thanks

[@starlightskitty3883]

I’m incredibly glad this exists

[@proto-indo-europeanisanato5033]

Incredibly Incredible that you are so Sub Humanly STUPID and IGNORANT.

[@Ahsoka_Hyrule]

@Starlight Skitty I love your pfp 😂

[@thedarknutsackreturns431]

I am too

[@joelleblanc8670]

I suddenly need a "The Office " style show about the Olympians more than anything else ever.

[@lemonghost9758]

Webtoon Lore Olympus is kinda that

[@weltschmerz_cairn9549]

*Percy Jackson fans and Lore Olympus fans have joined the chat*

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

*Hades has joined the chat* honestly i think i saw Poseidon in here too but i could be mistaken

[@LadyMythos315]

I am both a harry potter fan and a Percy jackson fan

[@maidenofthewaterfall]

Lore Olympus!

[@talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967]

*_Some quiet people who've watched Olympus Guardians and Gods School has entered the group_*

[@slickthelynx8980]

WHOM'ST HAS SUMMONED THE ANCIENT ONE

[@noahjohnson935]

Apollo, Dionysus, and Hermes
Throwing Toga parties since before it was cool

[@ColettedeLaurel]

They're the original trendsetters

[@talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967]

We need a sitcom about them including Athena, Hestia and Artemis

[@im.eternal]

If you know a lot about Greek mythology and their gods and if you know their origins you can get many of these jokes I started laughing at the baby one it makes so much sense 😂😂😂😂

[@dust.9656]

You sound stupid right now

[@modelstatus3456]

Y'all calm down leave them alone

[@im.eternal]

@@dust.9656 the only reason I sounded stupid was because you were too dumb to understand

[@RedVinesTheUmbridgeW]

this is hilarious, 100% accurate, and i learned a new Greek myth in the middle when i paused it to look up who the hell Hyacinth was

[@scarabdust]

Apollo's gay lover, of whom he accidentally murdered as well :/

[@arcmartin2797]

admiral of the red in other versions it was zephyr who accidentally murdered hyacinth

[@scarabdust]

@@arcmartin2797 Oh ya, that seems more accurate now that you've reminded me.

[@guilhermefarias5255]

@@scarabdust Zephyr changed the wind of a frisbee and made Apollo believe he killed Hyacinth

[@miamafalda1118]

Apollo's boyfriend, and arguably his cutest and most functional relationship. One day when Apollo was teaching him how to throw a discus, Zephyr (the west wind) got jealous and decided to change the wind direction to hit Hyacinthus in the head with the discus and kill him.

[@crio2231]

AH HYACINTHIUS, APOLLOS BOYFRIEND WHO ONLY LIVED FOR LIKE A BIT BEFORE BEING MURDERED

[@hieratics]

Yeah, I thought the guy would hit that kid or something

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

Wait which one

[@EclipsaSoleil]

Atleast Apollo wasn't the direct cause unlike the others.

[@ploofthesheep2887]

Selene Luna Eclipsa Apollo shouldn't have asked them out on cliffs

[@user-ly3pj1yz4l]

BY APOLLO

[@canyounot2102]

3:12 Aww look at these two, fighting over Aphrodite. Ahhh... _love!_

[@Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl]

I can just imagine Aphrodite standing there and thinking "what are these two doing?"

[@Yas-ei3st]

@@Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl Nah she would be like "Not this again!"

[@fumarc4501]

The divorce wasn’t pretty.

[@inneedoftherapy8153]

Lmao 🤣

[@myrnacaraig2681]

If you don't love Hades then you have no soul.
Get it? No? :(

[@dragonarchive7443]

I get it

[@fumarc4501]

No! Bad!

[@persephone3537]

I'm married to him so I guess I can keep my soul

[@mascotwithadinosaur9353]

Mom:Weren't you working on your greek mythology project?
Me: *INDEED*

[@evgamer2433]

Lol

[@thepowerwentout3337]

I'd give you an A+ if you made a vine complication for the project, not gonna lie.

[@NotanotherYTchannel]

As a born and raised Greek, this is extremely accurate and funny 😂

[@davidb.854]

Hades and persephone was so cute and then it killed me. 💀💀💀

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

Why thank you ill tell her you said so

[@bribright5275]

Hades and Persephone will forever be relationship goals.

[@TT-ig7tg]

He kidnapped her and forced her to marry him, how tf would that be relationship goals??

[@alexandriaspute2942]

Every dislike is one of Zeus' jilted lovers that Hera offed

[@humbertojaime8667]

Percy Jackson fans: Step aside mortals
Edit 1: thanks for the likes I really appreciate it!

[@camnunes8847]

I'm a simple man, I see Greek gods in thumbnails, I click the video and scroll down the comments to find fellow percy Jackson fans.

[@ashmarine6733]

*STEP ASIDE MORTALS >:3*

[@Shadow10201]

Lol

[@morganconnett8625]

Guardian Bailey Same here. 😂

[@marvinradermacher5781]

@@camnunes8847 Oh yeah because the percy jackson books describe greek mythology exactly the way it is..

[@HALATEEZ]

The vine of Artemis and Apollo together was super funny because that’s what I believe their relationship would be like.

[@talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967]

Yeah

[@Tmerrify]

We all need a wingman like Charon in our lives

[@PeeNidsCold]

Hector: *Exists*
Achilles: Imma bout to end this man's whole career
Helen: *exists*
Paris to Menelaus: HIPPITY HOPPITY YOUR WIFE IS NOW MY PROPERTY

[@zyladhillon9218]

Thank you for putting this into existence

[@capricorn4607]

What exactly do you use to make these? I try looking for an editing studio but I am as useless as Aphrodite during the trojan war.

[@Kaastengels]

I CHOKED

[@Yogabeans]

Nice

[@undead-p]

Obviously not OP but Windows Movie Maker at the bare minimum should work, just use captions

[@shakirashipslied9721]

Bitch I died

[@marvinradermacher5781]

What a flat joke, I had to giggle though.

[@Nordique777]

Charon being Hades friend and dance partner makes me happy

[@irelandcook8298]

The freaking Hades, Persephone, and Charon one killed me

[@elenamaksym8481]

Not the hero we wanted, but the one we needed all along

[@katieberenice4506]

1:31 Definitely my favorite part haha

[@saorimoreno8541]

Hahahaha yes

[@carlotamatos4157]

I just love that the first one instead of hades saying that it doesn’t bite is Persephone

[@sweetgold]

achilles and patroclus in a tub really got me hahahaha

[@user-jh6uq1od9q]

*Sees Patrochilles*
My tears: oop its time to flowww

[@sanvee6843]

When you can relate every meme with Percy Jackson 😂

[@loraangelova4160]

* The whole Percy Jackson's fandom enters the chat*

[@kixotical6992]

*How We Love on the Gods*
people in ancient greece: oh my lord the gods are so powerful and almighty here take my firstborn son and this goat we nourished just for you!
*people today:*

[@dragonarchive7443]

I think apollo would probably appreciate this the most

[@thepowerwentout3337]

@@dragonarchive7443 Also Hermes and Dionysus.

[@VampMoneyCollective]

I’m loving this Apollo, Dionysus and Hermes friendship, also Apollo just wants friends

[@modelstatus3456]

Honestly,Apollo,Hermes and Dionysus are _that_ trio.

[@leventemucsi9547]

0:25 Excuse Me, They are gays
Patrochilles forever

[@ihavenooriginalnameideas9036]

In this house we proudly ship Patrochilles

[@Tyleya]

patroclus and achilles are Hetero life partners.
😂😂😂😂
Nah they are gay.

[@Xavier-lz7rn]

Patrochilles?
Wtf dudes...

[@jamesthemagpie3202]

@@Xavier-lz7rn It's a thing! It's a beautiful thing!

[@Sswoom]

i have no original name ideas No...they’re Greek gods...

[@femmy5400]

0:39
*When Hera finds all of the females that Zeus had an affair with*

[@coolbeans5911]

Percy and Leo made this and no one can convince me otherwise

[@elenamaksym8481]

So this is what they've been up to while apollo was running around

[@addyarts2932]

I didn't know about this greek mythology subculture CZcams section until today and I love it

[@edoboleyn]

2:02 The best I’ve ever seen.

[@athxxvs2337]

Pretty accurate😳
Hello from *_Greece_* 🇬🇷

[@elenamaksym8481]

Hades is great: He's got an awesome wingman (charon) a huge crush (persephpne) he only tells his bro about, and pranks all his friends for no reason in particular.
We all know this is exactly what he's like.
I wanna meet hades

[@hakeemamoo9300]

When the elective in Greek mythology pays off. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. This is so accurate.

[@xirensixseo]

i now ship Persephone and hades god dammit
edit: as in, wayyy more than i used to. i really wanna see more of their rs holy shit

[@heliana_ded9363]

Well, that's a good thing cause these two are together lmao😂😂

[@mr.e9502]

Seriously, no. If they’re together forever, it’ll be a never-ending Winter.

[@xirensixseo]

I WOULDNT MIND ETERNAL WINTER

[@heliana_ded9363]

@@xirensixseo BISH I WOULD!!! IF YOU WANT ETERNAL WINTER GO TO ELSA!

[@xirensixseo]

ETERNAL WINTER SO HADES GETS LAID

[@pixeldragon7899]

Probs first video I've even seen with 0 dislikes and it's one hundred percent deserving.

[@xanny7656]

As a Hellenist, I can say that I deeply appreciated the Apollo and Hyacinthus vine-

[@F1nn1ck-08]

Hadestown fans when Orpheus is mentioned: yes. Exquisite

[@nataliegallardo1634]

Apollo and Athena has to be one of my favorite Iconic Duos.
1:32 Killed me btw.

[@ailithdraco2473]

The Atlas part omg😂😂😂😂

[@Yas-ei3st]

Poor Titan is punished by carrying the "world" on his shoulders and had to deal with people saying its flat. Damn😂😬

[@goon_ass1675]

as a PJO fan and general mythology geek this is literal heaven, tysm

[@obamabinladen2206]

" hi my name is Paul"
- zeus

[@pearllamb7232]

I all got from this is Apollo is the cool one

[@ploofthesheep2887]

HELL YEAH APOLLO IS BEST

[@doctorwitch.5548]

The charon one killed me 😂

[@lauratemples652]

FINALLY a greek mythology compilation that includes more than the 12 main gods. Shout out to the more obscure gods finally getting recognition

[@annebird9195]

I didn't even realize other people knew Greek mythology well enough for this corner of the internet to exist. this is great

[@moldy_mushroom_]

I have never seen anything so accurate. This was great, thank you for making this a thing.

[@sirencloud8037]

1:44 killed me XD

[@corinneeaglebridge]

0:59 Someone make this happen in a fanfiction, I beg you

[@ohhiolivia]

0:39 ACCURATEEEE
0:59 yes just yes
1:59 oh my gosh wow
2:39 LOLLLLLLLLL
4:59 I am so doing that next school year

[@BooingYou]

LittErAllY
Ew.

[@blueyyy5961]

4:08 P R I C E L E S S

[@iyushka6970]

02:27 has me dead I can’t 😂😂😂

[@kata._.429]

I absolutely vibe with the chaotic trio of Hermes, Apollo and Dionysus

[@woutgyssels9414]

As somebody interested in Greek mythology these vines are the best things I have ever seen. Nice job man

[@thevoidlookspretty7079]

I fully support the notion of Charon being Hades’ best friend.

[@elenamaksym8481]

Friend/wingman goals

[@sammyymmas3263]

i will pay you five (5) pennies to make more of these (sorry im broke:()

[@ColettedeLaurel]

For you, I'll do it for free :)

[@sammyymmas3263]

@@ColettedeLaurel sob i dont deserve you

[@Kaastengels]

We accept drachmas only

[@kingofhearts3831]

I SMELL PENNIES!!!

[@c.v.3025]

I’m glad that Charon and Morpheus got their overdue cameos

[@PILOSOPAUL]

2:15 I think you got Dionysus and Apollo mixed up, all the rest GREAT JOB on the references

[@thenerd_13]

2:06 I love how the guy who is drunk most of the time is driving

[@user-do5wh5jt1g]

Imagine Ares his sidekick charon in comedic situations XD . Also fun fact charon is how will call the grim reaper even in todays greece

[@elliespratt4554]

If you understood every single one you deserve a medal that’s a lot of mythology to understand

[@virginiadias9094]

Humanity has really evolved
For the worst
That last clip really hit hard

[@TheKhionide]

The hephaestus vs ares finger one,I'm losing it

[@abigailmccarthy9982]

If... if the Earth is flat then why hasn't anything flipped it over yet?

[@morganconnett8625]

The Hestia ones were so true.😂 Awesome video. You have made the day of every passing Percy Jackson fan everywhere. Well done, mortal, I’m sure the Olympians shall reward you. Or smite you, depending upon how much of the video they see.🤔😂

[@ColettedeLaurel]

Thank you, really appreciate that 😊 I got invited to Apollo and Dionysus' party, but Hera keeps calling my phone and sending threatening e-mails about ruining my possible marriage in the future 😳

[@morganconnett8625]

Colette de Laurel You’re very welcome.
Just hope she doesn’t send some intestinally challenged cows your way.😂

[@angel8601]

0:26 gets me everytime-
YO PATROCLUS X ACHILLES IS OTP

[@aliensocin9327]

3:12 the most intense argument I've ever encountered

[@toastyowlarts]

0:59
My wonderful girlfriend practices teakwondo. I must now convince her to do this.
Edit: she said no

[@ploofthesheep2887]

I'm sorry

[@hypnoticskull6342]

Hades has it rough. He just sits around waiting for his wife (Who actually thinks he’s a good husband) to get back from her psycho mom

[@kawaiigirlgarcia9861]

1:50 I choked

[@sedlyholmes3722]

1:41 so accurate

[@titansjojo1445]

We need a modern sitcom about the greek gods

[@impagen]

All the Apollo ones made me so happy! Also Hades being d o n e is greatttt, can't wait for part 2!

[@eisforellotheremate8005]

Why is this the best thing I’ve seen all day?

[@-gachamyaa-7053]

I'm Greek, I found this so funny and true lol.

[@sneeyaw551]

As a Percy Jackson fan I almost had a stroke

[@BooingYou]

I read his books .
I don't like him very much.
I will curse him if he breaks Annabeth's heart.

[@lindaliu4929]

Having read every single rick riordan book ever written really helped out in the end

[@MCshadr217]

Charon was far too accurate. "You're all going to hell! Bye!"

[@userh8323]

I always imagine Apollo as a frat boy and Dionysus as that one cool, drunk uncle at the family reunion.

[@ploofthesheep2887]

i imagine them (plus Hermes) as those kids that mess around and laugh at each other in family reunion.

[@D1ckGr4ys0n]

Incredibly accurate

[@joycewambui824]

Started getting into Greek Mythology and this is hilarious

[@JM-dl6kb]

The Hephaestus and Ares one killed me