God checks in on 2020 | Sammy J (S3 Ep 36)

God, 2020, Karma and Schadenfreude catch up over a Zoom call. #SammyJ
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Biting, bite-sized comedy as Sammy J and his team of troublemakers tackle the news of the week.
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Ah … hello? 2020! It’s God here. Just seeing how you're doin'. It's been three months since your last performance review... Ah - oh hi God - sorry, I thought we weren’t meeting until December? You think there is going to be a December. You’re adorable 2020. So how’s things? Pretty good. Things are looking up! No more surprises for me? Nope. You haven’t lost any iconic Supreme Court Justices six weeks out from an American election? Well, I did lose one, but I think I got away with it. But nothing else? No major plot twists re. world leaders and pandemics? Trump got COVID. What? Trump got COVID. Sorry, you’re going to have to speak up 2020, it might be the clouds interfering, but I thought you just said the leader of the free world got the COVID? Yep. Oh, for the sweet love of me! Look I’m used to implausible narratives - I wrote the old testament, you know, but come on. Look, it wasn’t my fault! I told him to wear a mask! Well if you’re not to blame, then who is? Karma did it! Karma eh? Let’s get him on the line.