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  • @gonnjaminblumchen7432
    @gonnjaminblumchen7432 Před rokem +11477

    Time to spread democracy.

    • @Neon-Lines
      @Neon-Lines Před rokem +1

      time to spread twisted propaganda and 3rd world poverty

    • @benwatso
      @benwatso Před rokem +206

      FUCK YEAH

    • @kingsweetywren9292
      @kingsweetywren9292 Před rokem

      ​@@benwatso Democracy bitch🛢🛢🛢🛢🛢🛢

    • @jaymessmoyer340
      @jaymessmoyer340 Před rokem +88

      Guys i..... i found something...

    • @VIPER_F16
      @VIPER_F16 Před rokem +35

      This video has no connection with reality

  • @jack_the_dripper.
    @jack_the_dripper. Před rokem +5485

    drops 50 megatons of democracy

    • @Maxthepro1012
      @Maxthepro1012 Před rokem +53

      100*

    • @bbensmith4154
      @bbensmith4154 Před rokem +14

      1bil

    • @kfj_7191
      @kfj_7191 Před rokem +20

      Americans never get to that number it was soviet char bomb

    • @richhornie7000
      @richhornie7000 Před rokem

      ​@@kfj_7191 unlike America, that "char bomb" was never dropped to actual people

    • @Ethixen
      @Ethixen Před 11 měsíci +38

      50 MEGATONS OF PURE FREEDOM 🦅🦅

  • @JsKira
    @JsKira Před 14 dny +86

    🇺🇲: you found oil?? You mean WE found oil

  • @DavidOrtega-qr8lm
    @DavidOrtega-qr8lm Před 7 dny +13

    Bro just started WW3 💀💀💀

  • @UnitedStates_us
    @UnitedStates_us Před 2 měsíci +506

    Did someone say… OIL???🦅🦅🦅🦅🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️

  • @Mahdi1419
    @Mahdi1419 Před rokem +1669

    This desert needs some freedom and democracy 😆

    • @ImJustARandomCringePersonDude
      @ImJustARandomCringePersonDude Před 11 měsíci +5

      Ruined the 321 likes

    • @nather_200x
      @nather_200x Před 9 měsíci +4

      ها يمعود كول خيرها 🗿💔

    • @user-mz4if3sr2x
      @user-mz4if3sr2x Před 7 měsíci +9

      I sure that they have some mass destruction weapon and they are abusing human rights. (pulls out a bag of flour)

    • @Fici0623
      @Fici0623 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Agree.

    • @Capy_F
      @Capy_F Před 3 měsíci +2

      The desert needs some storm 😎

  • @gracievillarreal1860
    @gracievillarreal1860 Před 10 dny +2

    99+ missed call from UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 🇺🇸

  • @Unitedstatesofamerica-vr4yg

    Ehm ehm.... where is my oil?

  • @sticks_studiosHQ
    @sticks_studiosHQ Před rokem +2555

    US: are you asking for..freedom?

    • @Random-gc8by
      @Random-gc8by Před rokem +8

      Can’t let it say at 69 likes so 70

    • @Warzy_1
      @Warzy_1 Před 11 měsíci +3

      I can't leave it on 222 through 223.

    • @dissplayed
      @dissplayed Před 10 měsíci

      @@Random-gc8bynpc ass comment

    • @jouleSansLoi
      @jouleSansLoi Před 9 měsíci +8

      US: ... Because that's how you get Freedom.

    • @hanso9550
      @hanso9550 Před 9 měsíci +3

      😂

  • @MdNizamuddin-fl2nz
    @MdNizamuddin-fl2nz Před 8 měsíci +683

    One day there was Oil on the Moon
    USA: Moon needs Democracy

  • @Usa-bv5lh
    @Usa-bv5lh Před 15 dny +2

    Why you do that to my oil😭

  • @user-so6gr6ox2i
    @user-so6gr6ox2i Před 2 dny +2

    someone: We found oil
    USA: We found terrorist

  • @Dumb951
    @Dumb951 Před rokem +738

    Somebody’s about to get a little taste of liberty 🗽

    • @NeuroDrags
      @NeuroDrags Před rokem +19

      Pursuit of fucking happiness

    • @flamer6566
      @flamer6566 Před rokem +3

      If you say liberty you sound like revolutionary france

    • @Dumb951
      @Dumb951 Před rokem +2

      @@flamer6566 so?

    • @kkandola9072
      @kkandola9072 Před 6 měsíci +4

      ⁠@@flamer6566The founding fathers of the US were heavily influenced by the French enlightenment , and the morale behind the French Revolution was inspired by the American revolution. The French Revolution occurred less than a decade after USA officially gained independence. Bizarre that you don’t know these basic things but you’re correcting people.

    • @user-cq9xi6ol5l
      @user-cq9xi6ol5l Před měsícem

      @@flamer6566lol

  • @Darinthemuslim560
    @Darinthemuslim560 Před 2 měsíci +910

    +99 missed calls from 🇺🇸
    Edit:I am Iraqi💀

  • @AMERICA-d5u
    @AMERICA-d5u Před 17 hodinami

    99 missed calls from US

  • @The_UnitedKingdoms
    @The_UnitedKingdoms Před 5 dny +2

    Saw you had oil, I’m a kilometer away.

  • @kayleeslifee__1
    @kayleeslifee__1 Před 2 měsíci +786

    🇬🇧:we fight for the kings/queens
    🇷🇺:we fight for the motherland
    🇺🇸:we heard there’s oil knock knock 💀

  • @I-Love-Kimitsu-no-yaiba
    @I-Love-Kimitsu-no-yaiba Před 4 měsíci +418

    WW1:wrong turn
    WW2:failed art school
    WW3:finding oil

  • @user-lr2eo4jn6i
    @user-lr2eo4jn6i Před 11 dny +3

    Bro started world war 3 💀

  • @Choclatechipcookie
    @Choclatechipcookie Před 19 hodinami

    The Statue of Liberty got my back😂

  • @Ulatimber
    @Ulatimber Před rokem +286

    Time for freedom & DEMOCRACY

  • @Aedeviill
    @Aedeviill Před 17 dny +132

    100+ missed calls from 🇺🇸

  • @USAShaq
    @USAShaq Před 5 dny +2

    Knock knock
    Where is the oil at . I need the location?

  • @Tord_HXD
    @Tord_HXD Před 11 dny +2

    You: My oil
    United States: Our oil

  • @godpunishergaming
    @godpunishergaming Před 3 měsíci +349

    HERE COMES FREEDOM 💀

    • @FalloutPharaoh
      @FalloutPharaoh Před 3 měsíci +3

      Exactly, And the US is one of the least free countries. Most laws and most people in jail..

    • @Mayozno
      @Mayozno Před 2 měsíci +1

      🦅 🦅

    • @PolandIWasBored-hv5ft
      @PolandIWasBored-hv5ft Před 2 měsíci

      Knock knock

    • @United_states_of_america900
      @United_states_of_america900 Před 2 měsíci

      @@FalloutPharaohwdym oh I get it USA is not even the top fifty but at least I’m not born in North Korea or Cuba

    • @37cats
      @37cats Před 2 měsíci

      ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️🗣️🗣️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

  • @Theunitedstate123
    @Theunitedstate123 Před měsícem +324

    This man need some democracy and freedom 🇺🇸🦅

  • @Robloaviation
    @Robloaviation Před 2 dny

    Bro really said: Joe Biden if I can’t have this oil you can’t have it either.

  • @Vince_mm2
    @Vince_mm2 Před 10 dny +1

    WERE IS IT? WE NEED IT!!!

  • @legacyleader.9755
    @legacyleader.9755 Před rokem +1078

    "Looks like someone is diminished on a bit of FREEDOM 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅"

    • @davorinlelemud
      @davorinlelemud Před rokem +54

      What falls down and doesn't stand up
      Twin towers ✈️🏢🏢

    • @cyberboi9783
      @cyberboi9783 Před rokem +13

      ​@@davorinlelemud💀💀💀💀💀

    • @jiren731
      @jiren731 Před rokem +7

      What a religion that blows up 💣

    • @tomsavino5301
      @tomsavino5301 Před rokem +1

      Yes

    • @Atomic_Bomber-man
      @Atomic_Bomber-man Před rokem +2

      ​@@davorinlelemud haaa!, the 9/11 world trade center greater disaster.

  • @suro6081
    @suro6081 Před 4 měsíci +436

    Oil?
    America: You need freedom

  • @Indonesianboi105
    @Indonesianboi105 Před 2 dny

    Me: *ugh I hate oily face*. The US:*leave it to us*

  • @USA-p6w
    @USA-p6w Před 3 dny

    Knock knock +10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 missed calls

  • @jayzm7749
    @jayzm7749 Před 6 měsíci +166

    "You need FREEDOM"
    "No I'm already free"
    "No it's clearly not enough you need more FREEDOM"

  • @Mayra_Kudo538
    @Mayra_Kudo538 Před 3 měsíci +99

    BRO STARTED WW3💀💀💀

  • @UnitedStatesofAmerica1970
    @UnitedStatesofAmerica1970 Před 8 hodinami

    Bro started the ww3💀

  • @UnitedStatesOfAmericaOfficia

    Sir I’m going to need your location..

  • @rick_pozz
    @rick_pozz Před rokem +264

    Taste some Freedom

  • @ayoutubeuser01
    @ayoutubeuser01 Před rokem +1480

    Random Country:- I found oil!
    USA:- No,We found oil!
    Edit:- Never got so many likes! Mom now I am famous 😁!

  • @netroninja7533
    @netroninja7533 Před 4 dny

    “This is you’re land,And this is my land” 💀

  • @rosenellemckenzie6624
    @rosenellemckenzie6624 Před 12 dny

    🇺🇲:99+ missed calls 📞

  • @VladimirPutin00000
    @VladimirPutin00000 Před rokem +241

    Others :- we found oi..............ox, its a wild ox, we found ox in the desert
    USA :-👀👀

  • @United_stat3ts
    @United_stat3ts Před 2 měsíci +281

    Knock knock, where's the oil at?

  • @Dafuqboom12392
    @Dafuqboom12392 Před 5 dny +1

    Oil did I hear oil

  • @Sodafus
    @Sodafus Před 3 měsíci +195

    99+ calls missed 🇺🇸

  • @TheOilOfAmerica
    @TheOilOfAmerica Před 23 dny +288

    You owe me all of them oil.

  • @United-States-of-America701

    This is my possession!

  • @ClappOnUpp
    @ClappOnUpp Před 6 dny +1

    This is freaking genius😂

  • @faizanahmed3079
    @faizanahmed3079 Před 2 měsíci +48

    Democracy is in danger 😂

  • @youssefnr1310
    @youssefnr1310 Před 3 měsíci +95

    Nobody:
    The United States of America:
    "We receive oil"
    "And you receive FREEDOM"

  • @TvCute2837
    @TvCute2837 Před 20 hodinami +1

    🇺🇸: *knock knock*

  • @DuckyBro-ww3bm
    @DuckyBro-ww3bm Před 8 dny

    “Screeches in freedom🦅” ANTHEM PLAYS🇺🇸

  • @dasunudayanga125
    @dasunudayanga125 Před 7 měsíci +268

    you: I found oil ❌
    America: We found oil ✅

  • @tanyagancheva9198
    @tanyagancheva9198 Před rokem +302

    Roses are red,
    Karen's make my blood boil
    Whatever you do,
    Don't tell the US that your country found oil

    • @dakshhcr2574
      @dakshhcr2574 Před rokem +10

      Lol

    • @Yomi4090
      @Yomi4090 Před rokem +8

      "Fax" bro

    • @Romanticalman
      @Romanticalman Před 10 měsíci +6

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @RedPillBluePillMyPill
      @RedPillBluePillMyPill Před 9 měsíci

      It's funny. And it's shitty because it's true. What's even more shitty is America and Canada sit on the biggest know reserves we don't even need to go anywhere for oil. Hell Gretta Thornton or whatever we aren't allowed to pump it. It's why they hate trump he didn't want to buy oil and he didn't want to sell oil he just wanted to pump and refine and the Obama's Clintons and bushes hate that. As well as Berkshire Blackrocks Vanguard and State Street. They can't stand the idea of people living freely and having their own shit cause then less trillions would be added to the current 10 trillion. Then you have Mr. Shitmyself VonTouchkids over here idek what to say there ..

    • @Raptile07
      @Raptile07 Před 8 měsíci +3

      😂😂😂

  • @USAads2023
    @USAads2023 Před 16 dny

    Hey kids, are you looking for some freedom?

  • @FinnBuchanan-ts9wg
    @FinnBuchanan-ts9wg Před 6 dny

    100000+ missed calls from🇺🇸

  • @Saransh_Tiwari69
    @Saransh_Tiwari69 Před 2 měsíci +30

    “Time to protect the world from weapons of mass destruction”💀💀

  • @Jaydens710
    @Jaydens710 Před 2 měsíci +96

    I lost MY oil thank God you found it

  • @Apreppylanafpe
    @Apreppylanafpe Před 9 dny +1

    Time to steal oil lol

  • @CIA-do3zf
    @CIA-do3zf Před 15 dny +1

    This is the CIA give me your oil now

  • @FreeHugsVoldemort
    @FreeHugsVoldemort Před 11 měsíci +82

    Ah yes the freedom liquid

  • @United_states_of_america-2024
    @United_states_of_america-2024 Před 4 měsíci +246

    Give my oil back or i will be forced to bring democracy

  • @user-tm6oh4hq4t
    @user-tm6oh4hq4t Před 2 dny

    If oil found in moon then usa said moon need democracy 😂😂😂

  • @RoGe_games
    @RoGe_games Před dnem

    You found oil? You mean we found oil

  • @bakudrasama3471
    @bakudrasama3471 Před 7 měsíci +46

    America : let me liberate you form that oil 😎

  • @AviationFan98
    @AviationFan98 Před 5 měsíci +138

    “WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!!!!!!!🥳💯🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸”

    • @madlex2719
      @madlex2719 Před 5 měsíci +2

      1000 Meter 😉

    • @charlesbrown4483
      @charlesbrown4483 Před 5 měsíci +5

      @@madlex2719 There are two types of countries. Those who use the metric system and those who have a flag on the moon🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @jayee3eeeee689
      @jayee3eeeee689 Před 5 měsíci +2

      1000 metres

    • @Chuzzles1
      @Chuzzles1 Před 4 měsíci +2

      ​@@charlesbrown4483 As an ozzie I read that in a deep Texan accent that's fucken gold mate😂

    • @mohammed44_
      @mohammed44_ Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​@@charlesbrown4483There are dozen other countries who landed on the moon like india and turkey

  • @America5g
    @America5g Před 14 dny +1

    Give me those oil

  • @Rip_Lolo-ti9ln
    @Rip_Lolo-ti9ln Před 6 dny +1

    I'm calling my boss

  • @lukamilic
    @lukamilic Před rokem +93

    *PRESERVING FREEDOM*

  • @Mraggourakigames
    @Mraggourakigames Před rokem +134

    "My dude you definitely need some freedom over there" 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @BibbleVR-y9q
    @BibbleVR-y9q Před 5 dny +4

    Where and also I need that oil for my pizza factory’s 😊 now hand the oil over to me👿👿

  • @Bearbelike
    @Bearbelike Před 14 dny

    if USA no more oil😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MANOFTIME
    @MANOFTIME Před rokem +96

    🇺🇸: oh you mean WE found oil

    • @CFA-44_Nosferatu
      @CFA-44_Nosferatu Před rokem +19

      🇷🇺: did someone say 'WE'

    • @ImJustARandomCringePersonDude
      @ImJustARandomCringePersonDude Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@CFA-44_Nosferatuthe Soviet Union coming back with the milk : WE *bug bunny pose*

    • @Josh23838
      @Josh23838 Před 9 měsíci +2

      ​@@CFA-44_Nosferatu 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

    • @CFA-44_Nosferatu
      @CFA-44_Nosferatu Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@ImJustARandomCringePersonDude 🇷🇺: father?!

    • @user-vs3md1xv8t
      @user-vs3md1xv8t Před 7 měsíci

      @@ImJustARandomCringePersonDude
      Союз нерушимый республик свободных
      Сплотила навеки Великая Русь!
      Да здравствует созданный волей народов
      Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
      Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
      Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
      Партия Ленина - сила народная
      Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
      Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
      И Ленин великий нам путь озарил:
      На правое дело он поднял народы,
      На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил!
      Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
      Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
      Партия Ленина - сила народная
      Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
      В победе бессмертных идей коммунизма
      Мы видим грядущее нашей страны,
      И Красному знамени славной Отчизны
      Мы будем всегда беззаветно верны!
      Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
      Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
      Партия Ленина - сила народная
      Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!

  • @UnitedStatesOfAmerica_03
    @UnitedStatesOfAmerica_03 Před 17 dny +134

    you own me all of that!

  • @UnitedStatesofAmericaGovernmen

    You better not touch her ever again

  • @UnknownX_X-zt8iy
    @UnknownX_X-zt8iy Před 7 dny

    USA:where you at answer are calls

  • @mrwhofails
    @mrwhofails Před rokem +66

    Freedom 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸 🇺🇸

    • @davorinlelemud
      @davorinlelemud Před rokem +7

      Towers ✈️🏢🏢

    • @user-qu4qi7iq6h
      @user-qu4qi7iq6h Před 9 měsíci +1

      Proof?@@davorinlelemud

    • @Justrandomvidsm
      @Justrandomvidsm Před 4 měsíci

      Come on give the oil to the best island in the world 🦘🦘🦘🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

    • @Justrandomvidsm
      @Justrandomvidsm Před 4 měsíci

      And yes Australia if u didn’t know is technically an island not a continent

  • @bulshitmedia2324
    @bulshitmedia2324 Před 8 měsíci +81

    the whole world knows America's savagery 😂

    • @nathan-ls8yw
      @nathan-ls8yw Před 6 měsíci +8

      we just don’t like our boats touched

    • @Mark-gd2ti
      @Mark-gd2ti Před 5 měsíci

      Savagery 🤔 I call it looking after your interests.... Savages are the ones that need oil to eat because they still live in the 7th century and they have no serious industry or technology.

    • @UnknownUser-qr4xp
      @UnknownUser-qr4xp Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@nathan-ls8yw Its more about the worlds dominant superpower looking out for its best interests, specifically 2 groups; its general population, and the ruling class (including but not limitied to: democrats, republicans, CIA, CEO's of the biggest market cap firms, generals, secretary of defense, powerful individuals, etc.). And it does this power projection through its military might usually. They'll look out for its best interests regardless of human rights violations or not, destabilizing a region or not, commiting direct or indirect genocide or not, assassinations, coups, and puppet rulers. History will definitely judge the USA harshly through the moral lense, but also be in awe over how it was able to dominate the world in it's time just like every other great empire in history (Romans, Aztecs, Mongols, French Empire, Ummayad Caliphate, Empire of Alexander, Achaemenid Empire, Gupta Empire just to name a few.)

    • @nathan-ls8yw
      @nathan-ls8yw Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@UnknownUser-qr4xp America first and always, at all cost. it's the duty of a goverment to put its people first even if it's "unfair". fairness and "morals" can be dealt with AFTER we have won and are in control.

    • @momogotgame5048
      @momogotgame5048 Před 3 měsíci

      ​​​@@nathan-ls8ywlol you guys are not benefitting any of that . I would say israel are the only that benefit. How does it feel that you taxes goes to Isreal ?

  • @Cheese_king
    @Cheese_king Před 2 dny

    Song goes fire ngl 🔥🔥🔥

  • @Yoshi-marcianito
    @Yoshi-marcianito Před 10 dny

    99 miss calls for mexico who is with me

  • @H1RX11
    @H1RX11 Před rokem +104

    He kid wanna try some freedom 🇺🇸🦅

  • @tapplayer5953
    @tapplayer5953 Před 6 měsíci +124

    Iraq: I FOUND SOME OIL
    Usa: is it too late now to say sorry??

  • @AntiFurryNatio
    @AntiFurryNatio Před 9 dny +1

    "Oil not for thee, only for mee" __ United States

  • @xxtrd
    @xxtrd Před 7 dny +1

    Hello it seems like u found oil pls return it to us with all of them

  • @Usa51758
    @Usa51758 Před 22 dny +15

    🇺🇸: +99 missed calls

  • @IsaacdarrenKon-ph8wu
    @IsaacdarrenKon-ph8wu Před 4 měsíci +14

    WW1: Assasination
    WW2: Austrian Painter
    WW3: Oil💀💀💀

  • @AMERICARAHHH-vu8gs
    @AMERICARAHHH-vu8gs Před 10 dny

    I smell freedom, not for you, but for me.

  • @ParrapaYT
    @ParrapaYT Před 4 dny +1

    WHAT THE HELL IS A KILOMETER 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

  • @bitcoinnnn
    @bitcoinnnn Před 26 dny +134

    Me : We found Oil
    USA : We found Terrorists

  • @utkarshbajpai4628
    @utkarshbajpai4628 Před 4 měsíci +11

    Someone: _"My oil!!"_
    USA: *_OUR_*_ oil._

  • @AmericaOilLand
    @AmericaOilLand Před 6 dny

    "OIL?! 🛢️🛢️🦅🦅"

  • @_The__9th_demon
    @_The__9th_demon Před 12 dny

    This country needs freedom .

  • @TheBaba_Grills
    @TheBaba_Grills Před 4 měsíci +28

    I remember sending my army for this.

  • @atalanitakalapa8069
    @atalanitakalapa8069 Před 4 měsíci +49

    +99 missed call from AMERICAN 🇺🇲

  • @-oil-lover
    @-oil-lover Před 12 dny

    He don't know,we are tracking him right now.🤫

  • @UnitedstatesofAmerica1414

    You mean, WE found the oil

  • @American22
    @American22 Před rokem +66

    Sounds like you need 2000 tons of freedom and democracy 🇺🇲🦅

    • @davorinlelemud
      @davorinlelemud Před rokem +4

      Sounds like you need some airplane ✈️🏢🏢

    • @American22
      @American22 Před rokem +1

      @@davorinlelemud 💀 your username oml

    • @davorinlelemud
      @davorinlelemud Před rokem +1

      @@American22 gigachad ikr 🗿

    • @user-qu4qi7iq6h
      @user-qu4qi7iq6h Před 9 měsíci

      @@davorinlelemud Proof ?
      And its connection to IRaq

    • @revolutionariesoffreedom2374
      @revolutionariesoffreedom2374 Před 5 měsíci

      @@davorinlelemudsounds like the perfect excuse to liberate Iraq and steal their oil in the name of Freedom 🇺🇸

  • @snackgameterthailandx3
    @snackgameterthailandx3 Před měsícem +23

    In youtube comments : 😀
    In TikTok comments : 💀

  • @Tuber810
    @Tuber810 Před 7 dny

    America figths for 1 meter of oil

  • @isaaccohen388
    @isaaccohen388 Před 14 dny

    requesting democracy at my location

  • @USA_DUCKY
    @USA_DUCKY Před 19 dny +39

    You found oil? We found oil😂