Weak Pullout GAME‼️ Bill Burr - Population Management | LFR OPINION
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dude you gotta check out this bill burr video! : "How to Keep a Man Happy - Bill Burr" its amazing and it is only 5 minutes, it is a great piece, you gonna love it! ps. watch it with your wife!
I think your female dog could be humping the male as a sign of dominance over him, maybe it had nothing to do with sexual humping
Gotta have some bourbon to finish out the day.
Shit!! I ain't had no greens since I moved out of Mississippi... so sad
The stealing in china joke was missing "they all look the same anyways." ;)
“Pull out method does not work. That’s why I got 4 kids”😂😂😂😂
the Weak Pullout Game is too real.
that's just how we talk them into it.. I have 5 kids
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As soon as you said “dogs on a ball” I knew that drink must be working lmao
I cant stop laughing
@@travisviola8088 lmao thank you for bringing me back to rewatch this video
Story time! As educated adults, we ACTIVELY tried to prevent our youngest child from happening: I was on birth control, he pulled out AND he had a vasectomy! When it was confirmed I was pregnant, he got his sperm count tested (military did his vasectomy) & reported his "little soldiers were marching at 30%", which in most cases would still require some assistance for most couples to even get pregnant. But, no! Not us! My husband said he half expected him to come out wearing combat boots & a flack jacket!
Side note: the only times I ever got pregnant (never planned to have kids) were also the ONLY times I EVER got lucky on New Years, so now all my biological children share the same birthday & my husband & I won't even kiss on New Year's. We just wave at each other & I've volunteered to work ever since.
“My pull out game is weak.”..😂😂😂
Thanks for the kind message at the end. Really struggling with my depression lately and hearing a “stranger” say I have value by being human helps. Thank you.
By the way bro my interview went great ! They loved me I just gotta wait for them to call me back and confirm I’m gonna start work !!!
Congrats
FUCK YEAH‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ Congratulations in advance Wildboi‼️‼️‼️🖤🔥
LFR FAMILY THANKS UNCLE VAN !!! IM HYPED
Nice job brotha, get that bread homie
Stallone was on Letterman years back, and he said his wife neutered his "Thug dog" because his red balls clashed with her drapes. Hs said rather than calm it down, the dog got completely paranoid like: "Dont cut off my other thing!!"
Don't sell yourself short. You and your family have brightened my day. Keep pushing
Yo, that glass you drinkin from is dope as hell, bro.
11:10 Next up, the reaction video of your kids watching this part where you admit a weak pull out game.
I was feeling down, but your reactions and what you said made me cheer up.
Big love from Japan to you and your family!
I saw a septic company advertisement: "We deal in used groceries."
Your facial expressions in reaction to Burr's stand-up is hilarious.
@bozeeke I know! That’s why I love this channel and this fam! Stay safe my friend!
You always brighten my day Van.
This is by far one of Bill's best skits. Great reaction bro. Good shit.
I think Bill took it upon himself to make distinct sounding impressions of random people. I heard him mention a few times how he hates the generic "white vs black" jokes, especially done with generic voices. When Bill does them you can almost visualize a person with each voice, no matter how random. He's so talented in all aspects of comedy. Certainly one of the best to do it all time.
That's the old joke. "What you call people who use the pull-out method? Parents!"
That’s why I always play “JENGA” on the first date........... Let her know My Pull-Out Game is STRONG!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣 that’s great!!
Lol
I've heard him say that his "female voice" when he's onstage is what his mother sounded like to him when he was a child 🤣
I had to stop drinking 5 years ago because I took it too far. I had to quit smoking cigarettes two weeks ago because I have a couple of surgeries coming up.
Buuut I just picked up a pre-roll of PB &J hash, soooo...
I'll see y'all next Thursday
yeah i used to smoke black and milds and weed but weed is all i need
Anybody else notice the 1 white hair in his beard (his right, our left)? I love it, I'm gonna call him Fred! 🤣
That part you like where his girl is like “no listen you’re such an asshole”
If you have headphones on you can hear right before that he says “fissed” instead of “fixed” - get the dog fixed. And the whole crowd of women you can hear say “fissed lol” and he improvises the “no listen you’re such an asshole” to the crowd. It’s a double and it was off the top. Comedy is different every time you perform it shit is 🔥🔥
“I’m eliminating people but no one has to die...” pure genius!
So cool to hear brotherly love in a land recently attacked by childish behavior.
As a White man I hope you feel me, my Black brother.
You said there is nothing i can't do. So i jumped off my building. Im at the hospital. I still can't fly. 😔😂😭
Never visited USA but i ADMIRE your comedians. I Think the good ones joke about personal stuff and commonly known people, the greats also talk topical and can be funny everywhere but the legends can break down Ideas and that makes them funny globally. Greetings from Greece!
I liked this because of the advertisement. Libetty bibitty. Lmao
You should check his podcasts out, that's actually how Bill and his wife communicate. You will realize all his stand up material is basically his day to day experience, no filters.
I got the kraken mixed with cherry games fuel and I'm drunk as hell but still awake at 906 in the morning
The problem with deer overpopulation is when they start coming into housing areas. The problem isn't the deer, the problem is the ANIMALS that hunt and eat deer, follow the deer into human housing areas. When you start getting cougars, lions, and bears coming into human areas and some kid gets attacked. Big problems
there are actually two companies selling truck nuts and they have been constantly suing each other for years
That would be a plain chicken if you would have got it fixed! Now you got jerked chicken!😂😂😂
After two deer ran in front of our car and one hit the windshield, my daughter was petrified. She said Mom he looked right at me! She thought we should relocate all the deer after that! The deer ran off so I guess they they were going to be okay.
I was about to ask what you were drinkin, but you answered that. Pretty good choice! I'm on some bicardi and coke.
LFR FAMILY: Right on, Buddy. It's 8 days later, but I'm sipping with you now - some beer. Had some edibles earlier. LIfe is good, and it's fun watching some Bill Burr with you. You're right, he does make your day better. Laughter. Humor. Enjoy!
Love bill burr, thanx for vid. Made my day
Enjoying a Heineken on a rainy day in Hawaii. Cheers. Thanks for the video.
Imagine drinking with the cup he has and you get shit faced then put it down and it fuckign falls over and all of your beer or whisky or what ever falls
30 thousand instead of 8 billion sounds really great. no superbowl anymore, though. about 30 good sportsmen in those 30.000, haha.
Lol, pull out game is what got me too. I am a USC Trojan alum, but didn’t know how to use Trojans.
11:45 my man got yelled at by his woman. Lmao!!!
Im sippin on some number 9! And im so glad you laughed right off the bat! Lol
I’ve got my bong right here. 🙌
That glass is dope.
About that girl dog humping thing you mentioned... I had a girl dog, who was never around other dogs really, but she did the same thing. I asked a veterinarian about it, and he said it's an innate behavior to exert dominance over something/someone else but not necessarily sexual.
Yoo your glass...thats style my dude xD im drinking beer from the can...class 💅🏼 hahaha
Makers mark is were its at. Sippin on Evan Williams myself. Cheers man
Maker's Mark is my favorite, and I am smoking a cigarillo, lol. First time seeing this one. Will hit the like button. Already subscribed, and hit the bell a long time ago, lol.
Joined you with Captain Morgan tonight, cheers :)
Can't believe I haven't seen this yet I love Bill Burr and love your channel shout out to Mt. Rainier PG County all the way
APPRECIATE YOU BROTHER!
You can get bike nuts that light up when ever you squeeze them. Haha.
Lol my pullout game was weak, that’s why I have four kids! Bahahahahahaha tune in for another episode of Daddy scars the kids! Your awesome dude don’t ever change. I tell my kids the rubber broke.
Bon AppeFuckinTi man! Thanks for making me hungry with the dinner description!
I grabbed a beer. It's 8:30am...
Worth it.
Being from Alberta, Truck Nutz is what I would've expected to have cross my mind first. However... I instead remembered the bulldog from Van Wilder, and the eclairs he helped produce.
I love his solution to population control with cruise ships. You have to look that one up.
It might sound gross but go get some spinach dip and buy some rosemary and olive oil trinkets.. dipping the trinkets in the spinach dip is awesome!!
OMG your face when he said "pull out" was fantastic!!! You have the best facial expressions. I hope the rest of your day was better after filming this reaction.
I get what bill is saying but 30,000 people where would be no super bowl, the problem is most people want to live on top of each other in the city, yet 5 minutes out the city wide open spaces as far as the eye can see. The problem isnt being overpopulated it’s being overwhelming in one particular spot
The tank range ok ft knox ky used to get littered with deer parts during a gunnery
Grew up around a native american reservation and they have what we call rez dogs. People would get dogs and as soon as thwy weren't puppies they just let them run outside and they would join up and create a pack. You ever straight up faught a pack of dogs?! Lmao go to the rez because youll have too 😂
33, pullin out since I was 10, not a kid in site thank goodness!!!
Great job bro! Excellent reaction.
One word: DOMINANCE!!
when I heard you say to subscribe I was going to ignore you like I would any youtuber who said that but then I saw your dope glass thing and it almost convinced me
Sitting in Scotland during another lockdown and loving your vids. Chill and laugh. Thats the best drink
I luv ur videos...they make my day alot better...❤
LOL oh thanks for giving us permission to have a drink or smoke
Pull out works better than not pulling out!!!
Sippin a cocktail right there with you brother after a very long week's work! Needed some levity right about now!! Thanks to you and Bill...cheers!!!!
58 secs in mate Bill made you smile , i love that
Love you man!
Literally the first video I’m watching after a shitty night at work lol to perfect
Much Love Bro's
I was lite'n up before you said that.
The voice he does is his mom. He does it on other skits too when he is talking about his dad and what his mom would say.
Lol we def wouldn’t mind seeing what you got on that plate my good sir
I don't know if I am just hungry or what but them greens lookin good
You brighten my day fam. 😁 Thank you, for real. Felt like I was chilling with a friend watching one of my favorite comedians after a long day at work. You have a good heart and I'm proud to click that subscribe button right there jackk xD
3:56 that's when i sub!!!
bless from the UK!!!!!
I'm actually rolling one right now enjoying a nice single malt from Oban! I'm scottish we drink nice whisky! lol
Hey man if you wanted to react to some bill burr Monday morning podcast greatest hits I would be here for that!! Like sherris berries or his arguments with his lovely wife nia. I always have a good time with you over here
dogs cant live without humans (well some breeds can but not all) so just letting them go is sometimes very cruel and psychotic
Oh also I just became a Patreon member!!
3:40 ... I got max ice, I'm okay, but thank you. lol
Thanks Man !!!!!
Actually, you really *have* to control the deer population, cause that shit gets out of hand FAST. Deer don't have mate pairs, so every year at mating season, that stag is gonna try to hit every doe he possibly can, so they will multiply FAST. Since we drove off wolves, the deer then have no remaining natural predators, and they'll kill off vegetation, and drive off all the other smaller herbivores. So, one stag with ten does= ten new deer the next year.
Back at it with the diamond bottom!!!!
Makers mark... Thank you!!! I asked in 1 what you sip on...no cap I spend 7.99 on a 1/5 of Bentley whiskey... But id pay more if need be... Would love to have a drink with you brother... " white friends" routines crack me tf up
Definitely listen to his podcast. His wife Nia is a big part of it and she’s hilarious also!
Wine and my pipe. I'm Canadian. It's legal. I have a Husky. My ex husband really did not like our dog being fixed.
YESSSS MORE COMEDY
I bailed when he paused it every twenty seconds
Funny you mentioned cigars. Smoking one as I'm watching. Cheers friend.
I joined you and took a enormous pull of CRACK!! J/K. BUT I DO ENJOY YOUR VIDEOS AND DEFINITELY SUBSCRIBED.
I've been pulling out for years and no kids. lol
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That's luck!
Or a low sperm count. 😬
@@kristineteall368 I had a kid when I wanted to. Not low sperm count and not luck.
@@1Philmingo Kid look like you?
Just found you, LOVE you! You and Bill make a great pair. Keep them coming, so needed that laughter and your energy.
He really said his kids wasn’t planned on CZcams.
brother u funny as hell love ur reactions