50 Hilarious "Injustice 2" Intro Dialogues
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- You dare mock me child?
YoU dArE MoCk Me ChIlD?
In this episode of Next of Ken, we're counting down 50 Hilarious "Injustice 2" Intro Dialogues. Who would've guessed some of our famous DC heroes and villains are such good trash talkers? Forget battles. It's the intro dialogues that define you!
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You left out the best one!
Captain Cold: Doctor.
Dr. Fate: Captain.
Captain Cold: Just need a priest and we can walk into a bar.
TheSejanoz I know! That's probably the best one i heard.
TheSejanoz I don't get it
It's an old humor trope. There's a bunch of jokes that start with some variant of "A doctor, a captain, and a priest walk into a bar..."
James Hart old joke about a doctor, ship captain and priest walk into a bar. Cold really shows his age with that joke.
That is pretty funny.
Adam: “You dare mock me, child?”
Harley: “YoU dArE mOcK mE cHiLd?”
Kane S. Piper that’s the best intro of the whole DC franchise
Seth Gelb, facs. 😂
Wow thats nearly as good as the bo rai cho vs bo rai cho line in mortal kombat.
“Whats wrong?”
“Im seeing double!”
“Your drunk. Go back to bed.”
@@aaronbalchand5475 go back to sleep
Harley thinks she's SpongeBob
How is everyone ignoring the best one
"too late my heart is *frozen* "
" *let it go* "
@Mabey Challenges 7:26
*Idena Menzel looks up from what she's doing*
oh
so thats why this one was here
Best dialogue in the whole game:
Joker: Have you met the other lightning guy?
Black Adam: (Sigh) ...the one with the bamboo hat? ... Yes ...
Mortal Kombat
Raiden
@@jordanmalm6529 *_A N G R Y_*
*_L I G N T I N G_*
*_G I B B E R I S H_*
Raiden probaly bested his ass when he met him
Am I the only one thinking #18 was the best?
Cyborg: "So what's your deal anyway?"
Scarecrow: "I create fear and disruption"
Cyborg: "Online we call that trolling"
Me Too
Spiritnick yeah
Spiritnick 😂😂😂
you're not the only one :)
I was looking for this comment
I'm shocked the one with Darkseid and Deadshot didn't make the cut...
Deadshot: Any last words?
Darkseid: Shoot yourself to save me the trouble.
Deadshot: I'm not taking requests.
Funny enough, it just barely didn't make the list. It was in the running, but it got cut at the last second.
Next of Ken Fair enough
Next of Ken Still, loving the video.
Next of Ken Mainly because it crosses the line twice. It's so fucked up but only the god of evil himself could make it equally badass in context.
how about the other darkseid and deadshot
deadshot: take your shot
darkseid: unlike you, the omega beams don't miss.
LMAO
Green Arrow: I'm growing tomatos, got any tips?
Poison ivy: Choke on them.
Green Arrow: No salsa for you.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As soon as I read this comment that's same thing poped up that's instant karma
I completed your 3 hundred likes lol
You would have more likes if you didn't spam emojis. Just a tip for future reference.
I think it’s a reference to under the red hood when joker says “Party pooper,no cake for you.”
Sam oh ye
Scarecrow: “What a frightful family history.”
Batman: “Don’t, Scarecrow.”
Scarecrow: “You failed your Mommy and Daddy.”
*_Scarecrow was never seen again._*
*Not once in a thousand lifetimes.*
Scarecrow definitely has the best lines
That was the day scarecrow got batman to break his no killing rule. Something not even the Joker could do, even after years of trying.
To be fair Bruce is only like eight years old
He was locked in phantom zone instead of Arkham Asylum
Batman: I don't have time for this Damian
Damian: A good father would make time
Batman: A better son would deserve it
BOII GET ROASTED AND TOASTED SOOONN XD
Spartan _2233 roasted so bad it's unbelievable
Roasted, toasted and SERVED!!!
Damn Bruce :O
Spartan Plays lol
Lol
+Grimlock Skeleton 3rd degree batburns take forever to heal
I like how nobody respects Damian
Yeah it’s mainly because Damian’s a dickhead lol עומר פרי
Yeah but normally he beats the crap out of people.
עומר פרי Dont you mean Dwayne?
He killed Dick.
Because he killed dick grayson
Great Easter egg for The Dark Knight:
Scarecrow:"You stink of paranoia."
Batman:"I call it vigilance."
Scarecrow:" *Why* *so* *vigilant* , *Batman* ?"
I immediately said Why so serious lol
I caught that immediately
@@MandatoryFruit didnt understand :'C hwelp
Gouri Vemula It’s a reference to the Dark Knight.
@@MandatoryFruit ??
“Plan to steal a kiss Cold?”
“I’m a damn good thief”
Made me swoon a little
Harley: "Ollie! I quiver with joy!"
Oliver: "Archery puns? Really?"
Harley: "Don't be cross...bow."
Made me laugh
I think she is saying beau(pronounced bo) which means a male suitor or potential boyfriend.
Critical Furries I wonder how it got associated with men here in the States.
The pout actually killed me
How come they never mentioned about having same last name 😂😂
NICE astralis pic dude!
My #1 Favorite
Harley Quinn: You ain't so tough, Superman.
Superman: What gives you that idea?
Harley Quinn: ALFRED KNOCKED YOUR FREAKIN' A** OUT!
My #2 Favorite
Joker: I understand you have a family.
Green Arrow: Stay away from them, you son of a bi***!
Joker: Oh, so you met my mother.
That second one takes on new meaning after the film “joker”
#2 is the best 1 of all 😂😂
Charaam Maraach facts
100% AGREE MATE!
My favorite is the last one where Harley mocked Black Adam 😂😂😂😂
I love the deadshot and Damian one
Damian: who put a hit on me?
Deadshot: everyone who's ever met you
I love the line
Robin: I just thought of a great idea
Deadshot: put your hands up and surrender
Robin: No I’m gonna shoot you with your own guns
That was a clash but it was good
Aquaman: "Is Grodd gone from your head?"
Green Arrow: "You'll know if I start monkeying around."
Aquaman: "Yes, he's gone."
There's also another one that starts like that but can't remember how auqaman replies
Green Arrow: Im having cravings for blood soaked bananas
@@JokerTSG that’s not aqua man. That’s the flash
ivy: try not to scratch my face
selina: it IS your only good feature.
ivy: that's not what your man thinks
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I demand "Terror. NO.5" to be an actual cologne
Titanfreak 29 ...and have fears every time u use it?
MojoNoahGamer ...yes.
Titanfreak 29 Don't worry, for the girls in a 30 miles radius. The cologne is already in effect
MojoNoahGamer nah. Makes you smell good, but it comes in a fear gas container and is called Terror NO.5
Titanfreak 29 yes please
"Sup Dwayne"
"My names not Dwayne"
"Hehe, it is now"
That is honestly just so funny in my eyes.
It is awesomely me XD
Oh my goodness Harley is so hilarious..
""You dare mock me child?!""😜
YoU DaRE MocK mE ChIld?
Matsui [雪] insert Sponge Bob meme
Repeating what he said in a cringey voice is funny?
Yes :D
JohnsonRomeo 2 yes
They forgot this one:
Harley: How come I always get the big guys?
Swamp Thing: Because you have the biggest mouth
Harley: Leave the humor to me, PAL!
Griffin Talbert am i the only one whose mind is way deep in the gutter that i misinterpreted that way wrong?
Animefanboy4life that's what they meant pal
Greetings, friend! :D
Griffin Talbert she walked right into that one
Harley be getting dat dick B===D
To the people who don't like the video:
No salsa for you
Dudefued The boss i came to your comment when it happened
YOU MONSTER!!!!
I prefer queso.
I prefer sálame.
I don't like salsa
Flash:EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Harley:I collect toenail clippings!
Flash: .... Forget it
Y'know what? Let's skip the interrogation!
I love that one
@@pinkgamr8226 Corrected :
"I collect toenail clippings :D "
Harley- Oh lightning lad. Black Adam- you dare mock me child. Harley- YoU DArE MoCK mE cHilD
NyanCat 321 XD
@@iactuallydontevenpee Timmy Turner
@@iactuallydontevenpee she sounds like Timmy Turner when she said you dare mock me child.
@@silversmoke4159 it is because they are voiced by the same person Tara Strong
@@jasongiddens8749 I know, that's what make it interesting
THE BEST:
Cyborg: You are actually two people?
Firestorm: You are only half one.
Cyborg: Now you are getting disrespectful.
Harley: You're not so tough, Superman!
Superman: What gave you that idea?
Harley: Alfred knocked *your freakin' ass OUT!*
Damn, Harley!
Some random Templar guy holy shit I remember that😂😂😂
And harley highlights why no gotham villian would ever ho after alfred even if they knew that bats was bruce
I remember that in the comics😭
9:11 i already was laughing at the double entendre, but i never noticed until now that Wonder Woman actually glances down at Flash’s junk when she catches him with it 😂
Lmao😂
Son
kek
Orhhh that was rude
Wonder Woman checks the Flash our
Flash: “I see what you did there.”
I'm surprised that the one with Cyborg and Firestorm didn't make it
Cyborg: So you're only 2 men?
Firestorm: And you're only half of one
Cyborg: That's disrespectful kid
Monique Williams I
Monique Williams There's one between Cyborg and Poison Ivy that's pretty good.
I forgot the first part but Ivy says this
"It won't replace what you lose. Especially 'below the waist'"
Cyborg's getting triggered there
Not a battle intro, but still savage af. :D
Zipporah Michel Right
"Together we make two and a half men"
Canary: Plan to steal a kiss cold.
Cold: I'm a damn good thief.
Sweet jesus Cold you have the best comebacks ever.
mmoe man LoT reference
Agent Apple what's LoT?
M. Bison Legends of Tomorrow...It's DCtv show on the CW
that was so smooth I'm impressed
Cold is the coolest man alive. No pun intended
You forgot one:
Blue Beetle: "Are you really full of straw?"
Scarecrow: "No, something much worse."
BB: "Better not be glitter."
...or packing foam... damn the guy who invented packing foam. It's a cluster-fuck of mess.
Jared Curry that one’s my favorite
Jared Curry it’s in number two don’t worry
Superman: Wanna hear a joke?
Harley Queen: ?
Superman: Superman vs Harley Queen.
hahaha Wasn't expecting superman to be funny.
Funnier fact: Harley DID beat Supes in the comics once.
Dan Merk funny comment but her name is Harley Quinn.
Harley says "Oh, gee, this oughtta be interestin'!"
i literally laugh hard on that one lol haha!
Harley Queen:You ain't so tough superman
Superman:What gives you that idea?
Harley Queen:Alfred knocked your freaking ass out
Im growing tomatoes, any tips?
"choke on them"
HOLY FUXK I LAUGHED SI HARD
Zeeshan Ali IK
you f**ked up my tomatoes!
my inner nerd got mad that about salsa when it should have been ollie's famous chili.
2:58
Dark Warrior17 g
Scarecrow: master of Savagery
Seriously I know you guys probably heard of this before, but whoever idea it was to cast Robert Englund, Freddy Krueger himself, as Scarecrow needs a promotion and one hell of a raise.
He's perfect for the role
Wait the actor who played Freddy Krueger voiced scarecrow?!
Flash: You have to move on, Snart
Captain Cold: Too late, my heart's frozen
Flash: Let it go
HAHAHAHA
Batman: Dinah said you woke up screaming for Joker.
Harley Quinn: Yeah, that dream was NSFW.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂
Should I be concerned
Lmao as soon as I read this the part came up. 6:34 for anyone wondering
Ok so I feel like this is a common occurrence
I just figured out what nsfw means now. Lmao
You missed the best one!
Joker: Doctor, it hurts when I go like this!
Doctor Fate: I am NOT a medical doctor!
Joker: Not much of a straight man either...
Joker: So I heard you have a family.
Arrow: Stay away you son of a bitch!
Joker: Ah I see you met my mother.
I died when I got the joke XD
AllenTheGamer same
what's the joke ?
captain kirk when you call someone a son of a bitch you are calling their mother a bitch so joker was calling his mom a bitch.
captain kirk Damn yall hella slow 😂
AllenTheGamer 😂😂😂
Hal: your kinda lacking weapons wise
Aquaman: my trident is all I need
Hal: technically it's just a pointy stick
Aquaman: Technically, yours is just a fancy ring.
Green lantern:fair point but still
„Bat vs Beetles“
„Bats eat Beetles“
„wow, that escalated quickly“
That got me Dead😂
You left out the one with Green Arrow and Brainiac.
Green Arrow: I left my universe for this?
Brainiac: Can you tell me the coordinates to that location?
Green Arrow: On second thought.
Prindy1228 😂😂
Flash: "you have to go back Snart"
Captain Cold: " too late my heart is frozen"
Flash:" then let it go "
Adam Fodor I only just noticed that.. dear God
One of the best lines
That's not funny, it's sad. But I agree with it being one of the best lines.
Lol
I really laughed at that one, even though I'm not a fan of that movie. Best one yet.
Number 26 though. Blue beetle knows when the ladies are fine 😂 4:47
9:03 DAMN THAT HIT HIM HARDER THAN A KRYPTONITE BULLET
I love the comic reference in that
Harley: Hello Mista G
Green Arrow: Please don't call me that
Harley: Whatever you say Sugar Beard!
There was a really good conversation between captain cold and doctor fate
Cold: Doctor
Fate: Captain
Cold: just need a priest and we can walk into a bar
My favorite:
Harley Quinn:hey lightning lad
Black Adam:you dare mock me child
Harley Quinn:you dare mock me child
Black Adam : You dare mock me child
Harley Quinn : "yOu DaRE mOcK mE cHiLD"
Poison ivy: Normally I'd offer a kiss
Scarecrow: Then kiss me
Poison ivy: You make my skin crawl
Alex adetiba Ngl I thought he would say ‘That’s the point’
Scarecrow: you reek of paranoia.
Batman: i call it vigilance.
Scarecrow: why so vigilant batman?
CONSTANT VIGILANCE
Here's a good one
Joker: Beep boop boop beep beep
Cyborg: What are you doing?
Joker: It's robot, for you're dead!
Daniel Hawthorne nah
Alex 72826 The 30 likes would disagree.
Alex 72826 the 45 likes would disagree
Tony Taco I still thinks it's boo boo
Vamp Ale the 127 likes would disagree
If they make another MK vs DC, Erron Black and Deadshot have to have a conversation
The Doomslayer
Erron: So you never miss?
Deadshot: Never
Erron: What if I break that record?
We need *Captain Tropical.*
He can shoot coconuts and UV rays.
SERN there’s a DKC64 joke to be made here
"A better son would deserve it."
Did Captain Cold just enter the room? Because god DAMN!
JAJAJA I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
I like this one:
Joker: You ought to thank me!
Wonder Woman: Why fiend?
Joker: I all but gift-wrapped your boyfriend!
It's funny because it's true.
YEP. (T_T)
"Doctor Isley"
"Doctor Quinzell"
😂😂😂
Son Of Hades oh i love it when we play doctor
"Ohhh~ I love it when we play doctor."
3:42 is underrated
Damien Wayne D-wayne
Only Cyborg would think of that
You should've included one from Blue Beetle and Scarecrow
Blue Beetle: So are you filled with straw?
Scarecrow: No, somthing much worse..
Beetle: Better not be glitter..
Oh no a Frozen reference XD
thunder nomis None gives a damn about Frozen anymore, so let-- GODDAMN IT!
ADtheTribalChild Productions LOL
Elsa DLC confirmed!
thunder nomis
Did I miss something? Which intro?
HEADS GROW BACK number 12
Superman: "Wanna hear a joke?"
Harley Quinn: "what?"
Superman: "Harley Quinn vs. Superman."
Poison Ivy: Try not to scratch my face.
Catwoman: Considering that's the only good feature from your body.
Poison Ivy: Not what your man said~ lol o can't haha
That one made Captain Cold shiver.
Ivy: Try not to scratch my face
Catwoman: It is your best feature
Ivy: That's not what your man said
OOOOHHHH JEBEINSBAJ 😂💀
Queen John that's the best one 😂😂 I was dyingXD
It’s your only good feature*
*OOOOAAAAAA-*
"Ooooo my safe word's arrowcave"- green arrow 2k17
U missed the one between deadshot and harley:
Deadshot walks in, says something
Harley: more like deadmiss
Deadshot: The only dead miss around here is you
Damien: Who put a hit on me?
Deadshot: Anyone who's ever met you.
Damien: Can't say I'm surprised
Oliver actually looked a little scary laughing at number 6...
Uglyguy 25 He was cringing on the inside
Black Adam: you dare mock me child?
Harley Quinn: yOU dAre mOck mE cHiLD??
Jiggs your likes. It had to be done.
I love how everyone else is just cracking jokes while Scarecrow is just roaring everyone
"You ain't so tough, Superman."
"What makes you say that?"
"Alfred knocked your freaking ass out!"
World's Strongest Man got roasted.
Funny
I don’t remember Alfred being roasted
8:56 - 9:07 I love that they brought that comic book moment up, not many people know that Alfred(Batman/Bruce's butler) knocked Superman out once because he was dissapointed in him.
Zanite Gaming And broke Bruce’s back. Superman deserved that ass whooping.
Oh yes i really love that moment :3
That's why you need a good butler.
Damn. Comic book reference. Oldschool.
28 will always be my favorite just because that sound Harley makes at the end.
Anthony Gomez It's another pun - Don't be cross (bow)
Anthony Gomez+ yeah my favourite 😂😂
Anthony Gomez i tried to find what the 28 was so i clicked on a random time of the video and it was the start of the 28 😱
so damn funny
that ones ok and probally my # 3 right behind # 1, and # 20. all pretty funny
I love how Harley said don't be cross......bow at 4:36
5:45 turn on captions
Dick shot 😂😂😂
Best comment on here.
And damn Joker suggesting Green Arrow had a thing with Joker's own mother
"Ah so you bit my mother."
Haruhiro Grimgar so you “met” my mother, becuase he called him a sob
Harley: You ain't so tuff Superman
Superman: What gives you that idea?
Harley: Alfred knocked your freaking ass out!
1:38 He's............He's actually right
Me-“Oh, it’s another funny intro montage I guess I’ll watch it but it’ll probably suck”
Watches video*
Me- 0:14
"Shazam and Green Arrow were criminals?"
GODDAMN-
"Casualties of war"
cyborg:whats your deal
scarecrow:I create fear and disruption
cyborg:online we call that trolling
🙌🙌🙌🙌
Netndo Shadow Ikr
Black Adam: you dare to mock me child
Harley:YOu dARe TO MoCK mE CHiLD
6:00 LOOOL best one man “stay away from them you son of a bitch” “oh so you met my mother” looool The Joker is the best man 😂
Deadshot: That's so meta.😂😂😂😂😂😂
scarecrows a fucking savage
Corey Cushinan agreed
Corey Cushinan Him being played by Robert England is awesome!
he only had dr fate as a rival of savagery
YOU DARE MOCK ME CHILD
YoU DArE mOck mE cHilD
Green Arrow laughing at his own joke lmao
" I'd love to scan your brain."
" You won't find anything."
" Expect the Joker's Playground."
😥😥
You should do "X absolutley SAVAGE Injustice 2 Intro Dialogues" later too.
and Scarecrow will be half of that list.
He's fucking MEAN.
Boosted Bonobo My favourite villainous boi scarecrow out here dishing out roasts. I'm so proud!
somebody already made that but if he plans to do it
expect a lot of Dr fate and scarecrow roasting people left and right
Shala I am 200th like
oooohhh I love it when we play Doctor! lol Harley is a riot.
Always thought it would’ve been funny if scarecrow peaked in the jokers mind and was like oh dear God
Holy shit, Scarecrow is relentless. He doesn't even insult them with joke or pun he just says it.
Batman: were not doing this anymore Joker
Joker: your breaking up with me?
Batman: I'm breaking you
😂
0:33
Gaaaay
You’re*
Gay ass
He meant his neck.
green arrow: im growimg tomatoes any tips?
poison ivy: choke on them
OOOHHOOHOHOHOHO
Pablo jr Villalobos id be okay choking on her tomatos
Jackson Bartlett i dont think you would be okay.
***** it would be worth it
Pablo jr Villalobos no salsa for you!
Marcus Gabrielson lol im weak
My 3 favorites
Harley: Oh, Lightning lad
Black Adam: You dare to mock me child?
Harley: YoU dAre tO moCk Me cHiLd
Superman: Wanna hear a joke?
Harley: Oh this oughta be good
Superman: Superman vs Harley Quinn
Harley: You ain't so tough Superman
Superman: What gave you that idea
Harley: Alfred knocked your *freakin' ass out*
Harley Quinn : you ain't so tuff super man
Superman: what gives you that idea
Harley Quinn: Alfred nocked freaking your ass out
the Batman and Robin one WAS TOOO MUCCCHHHH. Damn Bats calm down.
That alfred beating superman reference killed me so hard XD
Mee too ohh
No salsa for you XD
7:26
My heart is frozen..
LET IT GO..
Didn't expect that.. Haha
YOU DARE MOCK ME CHILD!!!!!
Joseph Magnoli YoU DArE MocK ME cHILd?!
For some reason I laughed at this...
Poison Ivy: Try not to scratch my face
Catwoman: It is your one good feature
Poison Ivy: Not what your man thinks
for some reason I thought it was savage I know I'm weird
May Emerald no you're not weird lol THAT WAS SAVAGE
u ain't the only one
May Emerald ironic considering catwoman's man is batman
Not weird
its not weird I thought it was funny.
"Explain yourself!"
"I collect toenail clippings!"
Whoever the genius is that cast Robert Motherfucking Englund aka Freddy Krueger himself as Scarecrow deserves the biggest raise ever.
Number 4 I laughed so hard
NightAngelus same here 😂😂😂
The only one that truly made me laugh 😂😂😂
NightAngelus haha me too
Cesar Munoz
Zach Soroka yeah? I don't know what you were trying to tell me