*NOPE. *I PUT THE CLOTHES IN THE OVEN, FOR A NICE, IRONED-LIKE SHIRT! *I MAKE FOOD IN THE WASHER IN DRYER, I CUT WITH THE SHREDDER, YUM! *THAT'S WHAT A REAL COOL DUDE WOULD DO!
I showed this video to my mother, and later that day as she visited an office store, she brought the video up. According to the worker, people trying to return paper shredders jammed with pasta dough is quite common. The customers can't figure out why the shredders warranty doesn't include pasta dough.
Frisk: It's quite disgusting. I can't swallow this, I gotta spit this out. Papyrus: Disgusting? NO! You mean that it's so disgustingly wonderful, that you can't bear to eat this yourself?! You've chosen to give it to me?! No matter what I do, your love for me grows ever stronger!!!!!
+Main Frame Art for Art's sake is an empty phrase. Art for the sake of truth, art for the sake of the good and the beautiful, that is the faith I am searching for. -George Sand
Well i only guess that theyre doing a hot water cycle in the machine, but what im wondering if there was any soapy taste in it from past uses of the machine
Just like how Undyne taught him
hOw U nO? :0
☆0☆ 2 REPLIES 2 UR COMMENT
Why is that so accurate though?
Undyne learned from How2Basic.
*proceeds to repeatedly stab fork to "stir" like a madman*
the spaghetti is so cold, it's stuck to the table
*the cheese is stuck to the table
+Bawbeh the memes are overflowing
Bawbeh omg i forgot about that saying that in undertale
Mom's spaghetti
the amazing Asriel
Yo yo yo
I like seeing dead donkeys
I watch gordon ramsay
I know england is my city
But you dont know i eat MOMS SPAGHETTI
He's getting better. At least its edible now
+imawinner21 It's not, Frisk couldn't swallow it. Someday though, someday.
Kayana Koe The thought of Papyrus making something edible one day fills you with determination.
+Alexis Rizo lol
+Alexis Rizo yay! -_-
ik
Title says "Cooking with Papyrus".
Thumbnail shows Papyrus next to a drying machine.
This will go well, I'm sure of it.
It does not
OMG I DIED WHEN THEY SAID IT WAS DISGUSTING
Because I am-
wait
why do your eyes look like that...?
* runs away *
+Peridot-Senpai please Kill Me
what the heck northflowo
knowing that one day papyrus will make something edible... it fills you with determination.
I'm not gonna lie, I had a gut feeling it would taste great the whole time.
It even looked edible! I bet it tasted like soap. :)
Yup, I am hungry now, I'm very strange XD
+QuagsireCrotchKick It would've.... if it wasn't an old washing machine(y' know..soap and all), so, if it was a brand new one on the other hand....
Max Wang I'm guessing you have experience cooking in your laundry machine?
No..... if you don't count the time i threw pancake batter in the dryer and tried to make it that way( don't take this seriously)
Jesus Christ, is it bad I actually see papyrus using a washing machine and dryer like this?
Papyrus: *sees washing machine for the first time on the surface* HOLY HELL FRISK IS THAT A PROFESSIONAL SPAGHETTI COOKER?!
+fiji_temple nope
Frisk: What are you doing papyrus, the warranty doesn't cover this.
Nah.. . if you've seen the Comic where Papyrus is on facebook... every thing makes sense.
*NOPE.
*I PUT THE CLOTHES IN THE OVEN, FOR A NICE, IRONED-LIKE SHIRT!
*I MAKE FOOD IN THE WASHER IN DRYER, I CUT WITH THE SHREDDER, YUM!
*THAT'S WHAT A REAL COOL DUDE WOULD DO!
Am I the only concerned with the condition of the washer and dryer
No.
No
Nope
WHO CARES
+Yo Jo I CARE OBVIOUSLY WHICH IS WHY I ASKED! ...lol
is it me or pasta noodles made on a paper shredder don't look as bad?
+RockmanBrawler44 i agree
I'd try that
If I had a paper shredder
I showed this video to my mother, and later that day as she visited an office store, she brought the video up. According to the worker, people trying to return paper shredders jammed with pasta dough is quite common. The customers can't figure out why the shredders warranty doesn't include pasta dough.
... Are you kidding me its fabric
Paper shredder pasta damage 500HP.
Undyne taught him well.
Right when the guy spit it out, a piece of my food landed near my phone..
+Game Enthusiast I T' S A L L C O N N E C T E D
+Game Enthusiast ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
Just like when ever I think illuminati someone say # 3
i was the third to comment under this comment so illuminati hella confirmed
we are human
Papyrus you're making a fucking mess!!
But your Papyrus
DONT SAY THAT. YOUR INSULTING ME. IN FACT, THE ENTIRE VIDEO IS MAKING FUN OF ME
+Papyrus The Great
Ey pap get out of the bone zone and be happy that's it's edible now.
There I said it.
In the end, it really tasted pretty well.
but you're papyrus.
Frisk: It's quite disgusting. I can't swallow this, I gotta spit this out.
Papyrus: Disgusting? NO! You mean that it's so disgustingly wonderful, that you can't bear to eat this yourself?! You've chosen to give it to me?! No matter what I do, your love for me grows ever stronger!!!!!
That was the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen. I love it!
its just a bit of bonus material from the dating pat you know!
+Carbon the Inkling Girl *part not pat
+Carbon the Inkling Girl
"Bone"nus
Neil For Real
Ha ha ha
Hahaha im shaking my "bones" from laughing
"Just like Momma used to make."For a second there... I actually thought it could be decent.
That's one legitimate scene from the new upcoming Undertale Movie "Undertale the Movie"
Someone please tell me what the original video was because this is art
I also can't find it via search so even the show's name would be fine XD
+FANB the show is called 'Never ever do this at home'
Chikki Noodles ok thanks!
Hmm, anyone know which episode # it is? All of the episodes are on YT but are blocked on copyright grounds...
***** wow thanks bro ;3
School lunch in a nutshell
A C That's true xD
no, school lunch is regurgitated onto a tray.
A C SO TRUE
Accurate lol
Papyrus.
Papyrus, no.
Stahp.
NO! :D
This guy just met all of my standards.
best shitpost 10/10
u mean "Tem out of Tem?"
k by
FRISK FRENCH friesz k
+MastrSkellyBones but can shitpost be on CZcams???
Illuminati confirmed
I choked on my soda
+Dark Snivy :3c
It was so funny you choked on a liquid
+Chikki Noodles good job pixelchikki
+Dark Snivy good job
you mean your choke???? (sorry, but pun intended)
Did Undyne teach him this?
probably
Undyne did, but she broke the washing machine and dryer so now she has to borrow blooky's
No. The room isn't flooded and the drier isn't on fire.
No papyrus teached undyne
original video has been linked in the description.
Original video taken down :/
Edit: Nevermind, the video is just blocked for my country apparently :/
+Mario Rk Mine too
+Jeremiah Sanchez mine too
Bloody copywright abuse!
art
+Main Frame much art
+Chikki Noodles such art
+Hamburger Hotmess very art
+Main Frame Art for Art's sake is an empty phrase. Art for the sake of truth, art for the sake of the good and the beautiful, that is the faith I am searching for. -George Sand
+Justin Bernal tru art
I'm italian and i'm not sure to burn myself or laughing
+Stefano sarzi braga lel
ridi
Same but I don't speak it
+Stefano sarzi braga Allora sei troppa Shwago.
+ivan Brusa Sei qui
Sei un shitposterfollower
Acab
io sono ovunque
"Salad in no time!" You mean exactly as much time as it would to be boil some water? Oh, Papyrus.
It fits his character well. Toby fox would be proud.
accurate tbh
Frisk: That explains why the noodles are flat
This is how school food is made
Question. How can you even cook noodles in a f-cking washing machine??
Well i only guess that theyre doing a hot water cycle in the machine, but what im wondering if there was any soapy taste in it from past uses of the machine
+Keyframe Productions There probably is, unless they washed the machine itself before using it.
Dorka Great, now I have yet another question. How do you even wash a washing machine?
Owen Longwell No one will ever know.
Dorka Well, I suppose we'll just have to wait until the answer comes to one of us impromptu.
Sans: **looks in washer and dryer** Nope, I'm not cleaning that.
or anything else.
This guy is meeting all Papyrus’s standards
_lOTSA SPAGHETTI_
+Rïō “Dipper Pinetree” Tatšúné Your profile pic fits perfectly with your comment. Somehow.
TheDarkPyro 13
_:^)_
Luigi look!
That's mama luigi to you mario
it looks good actually
Beauty is only skin deep.
43k views what the f uck
and comment spam everywhere ;;
you, you are so right the comments will go wild
+Chikki Noodles nope its now 50k C:
+Braevenie what the FUCK
actually does anyone else want to try cooking that way?
+Teddy Rose me
CZcams is fucking the links up again
tHE ORIGINAL SHOULD WORK THIS TIME I SWEAR
czcams.com/video/64Y6TINp8gA/video.html
1:17 Even Burgerpants knows that's not restaurant quality, Papyrus.
YOU MADE THIS?
I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS ON THE BUS RIDE BACK HOME FROM SCHOOL
the washing mashine are notonly for washing a clothes.
U CAN MAKE A SPAGHETTI!
NYEH EH HEH HEH HEH!!
OMFG IT WORKED THANK YOU PAPYRUS YOUR AMAZING AT COOKING :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
THAT CRITIC DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT! MY SPAGHETTI IS THE GREATEST SPAGHETTI OF ALL TIME!
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ DONT STOP ME, CAUSE I'M HAVING-
A spaghetti time
Chromatic & Ravenwell bad time
0:27
my face when im suprised
WOW
And no one ever used that washing machine or dryer ever again the end.
this is the most beautiful piece of art ive ever seen tbh
omg more pls
It's like HowToBasic all over again
Except with faces and actual voices
And less eggs
+xXHusky EmesXx HowToBasic should start making vids with his face but wearing a Papyrus-Mask
+Commander Squall OMG your comment made my day XD
Papyrus at the end looks so triggered hes like,
*_I WORKED HARD ON THIS SHIT_*
"But it tastes quite disgusting."
PAPYRUS IS TRIGGERED
Dunked on
+mani lau ur gonna have a bad tem
I can't believe the original video got copyright cockblocked.
LMAO
copyright law is the devil
He totally TOSSED THAT SALAD in the dryer.
There are no ones imaginable to describe how perfect this is
I'm laughing omg
I actually think this is correct... Is that bad?
this has been in my recommended for two years and i never bothered to click on it until now. I don’t know if i highly regret it or not anymore.
And thats the moment when you relize why Papyrus Pasta is so... delicious
am I the only one who thought it looked good XD
edit 3/7/18: this is two years old,,, w o w,,,
NOPE
Found this thanks to a e.621 user
Glad i look at links
what was the post, if you dont mind?
what was the post? if you don't mind
thepluraloftiger I think it was a short comic involving asriel I can't remember
+EJTheGamer Rodriguez alrights
asriel_dreemurr comic spaghetti papyrus
right?
thepluraloftiger No it was a comic about asriel not having spare clothes and the final part was him waiting for the dryer to finish
I love the "putting the heads of Me,Papyrus etc. " thing
This is so accurate that it fills you with determination.
0:33 sans expression was me the whole time, laughing my ears off
One of my friends works at olive garden. When I showed them this, I could see their face contorting to resemble that of a monster.
Not only is this perfect for Papyrus but it's also how I would imagine Frisk breaking the news to someone about their horrid cooking.
pasta dough in paper shredder
i smell a life hack
this looks way better than what actually happens.
Undyne what have you been teaching this man.
This is what the monsters did before MTT brand stoves using trashed/fixed washing machines and dryers and shredders.
It occurred to me that the only circumstances I think someone would do this in would be if they won the lottery...
That first bit like a life hack
Need noodles but have no pastry cutter?
Use your paper shredder!
this is literally the best thing i've seen ever
it is restaurant quality.
You can almost taste the papercuts...and that hospital bill afterwards.
This is actually a really great idea.
If I ever in my right mind decided to eat that, my stomach would become both the dryer and the washing machine.
this is nostalgic somehow
This is a legit Undertale Classic!
*That moment you so dearly wish you knew how to make one of these.*
OMG I WATCHED THIS BEFORE I WAS EVEN IN THE FANDOM...
This is what papyruses CZcams channel will look like when the monsters reach the surface
To be perfectly honest, the paper shredder worked pretty well...
The question is....
Why does it look so good...
it's stuck to the table.
The instructions were not clear enough. I ended up with frozen spaghetti stuck to my table and sins crawling down my back.
If this was a new never used washer and dryer, and actual cooked noodles, I might actual try that
This is why i love this fandom
That washing machine and dryer must be ruined
0:14 .... he took a bite out of the spaghetti sheet...
"Just Like Restauraunt Quality!"-Papyrus Bones 2015
Oh my God... this is gold xD I love Frisk's voice!
I am an a-class chef and I approve this method of pasta
It's ingenious! X3 Most of this stuff could work, if you had a specific appliance for it.
watching this guy follow his dreams fills me with
D E T E R M I N A T I O N
This fills me with determination.
You can tell you made good pasta when it sounds like a wet sponge when you put it on the plate.
This is so accurate it makes it i don't even know
papyrus are you the one who is cooking the cafeteria food ?
I've never seen anything more beautiful