Ibara Mayaka: I've decided! I'll join the club! Oreki Houtarou: Ibara, huh. Mayaka: Uh... Oreki, is there no one else but you? Oreki: Satoshi's away at the Handicrafts Club, while Chitanda's off for personal reasons. Mayaka: And I specially brought my Club Application form, too. Oreki: Wait, Ibara. Club application, you say? Where to? Mayaka: Here. The Classics Club. Oreki: Haahhhhhhh... Mayaka: I was invited by Chitanda-san. Also, I have quite a few connections to this club, and Fuku-chan's here, too. I'll be busy with my other roles as assistant librarian and Manga Club member, but doesn't it sound fun? Oreki: Sounds terrible... Mayaka: What's with that unpleasant look? Oreki: Just your imagination. Hmph, anyway, Ibara. Mayaka: What is it? Oreki: Did you hear of the admittance test? Mayaka: Admittance test? Oreki: As you can tell, our prestigious club is a place for the chosen Classics elites to assemble. It's not so easy to enter just because you want to. Mayaka: I-Is that so? But Chitanda-san or Fuku-chan never said anything about... Oreki: Of course. If we went around telling people about it, it would be a hindrance to our efforts to attract new members. Mayaka: Somehow it seems... really suspicious. Oreki: Without further ado, question one of the club admittance test! Mayaka: Wait, what?? Oreki: The latent time of rotavirus, which causes gastroenteritis is about 20 hours. True or false? Mayaka: Wh-What's with that question?! It has nothing to do with the classics, does it?! Oreki: Please answer with "true" or "false". Is the latent period of rotavirus about 20 hours? Your time's running out! Four! Three! Two! One! Mayaka: Eh, ah, um, true! ("Wrong" buzzer sounds, audience goes "awwwww") Oreki: What a pity! The correct answer is false. The latent period of rotavirus ranges from 48 to 72 hours. It causes extremely severe gastroenteritis in infants, so caution is required. Everyone, let's be careful too. (Audience applauds and cheers) Mayaka: What do you mean by "everyone"? The only people here are me and you, right? And what's with all these sound effects? (Audience laughs) Mayaka: I said, stop it! (Audience laughs even more) Mayaka: Ngah! Stop! Oreki: Thank you very much, sound guy. Well, after unfortunately giving a wrong answer, Ibara Mayaka-san has failed the club admittance test. Mayaka: That's... Oreki: We hope to see you in next year's club admittance test. Good bye now! The exit is just over there! Mayaka: Hold on! You said "question one" just now! And the test ended after just one question?! Oreki: Yep. It has ended. Mayaka: Don't end it! Could it be that you're trying not to let me in? Oreki: Not at all. Mayaka: Stop looking away when you're talking! You're definitely lying! Oreki: Just a figment of your imagination. Mayaka: As I said, stop looking away! Oreki: But Ibara, judge for yourself. Do you think I welcome you entering the club? Mayaka: Hmm, indeed, we're childhood friends and can be said to have an inseparable but undesirable relationship, but definitely not like those in Galge* . Oreki: Exactly. Sure, we've been in the same class for the last nine years of my life, but love and affection has never blossomed between us. We're nothing more than old acquaintances. Mayaka: Right. You could even say we dislike each other. Oreki: How drastic. Anyway, you've failed the admittance test. Just give up. Mayaka: Don't be stupid! As if I would be satisfied with that farce! Oreki: You could try. Mayaka: Yeah, right! Oreki: Hmm. I don't have a choice. Since you say it that way, I'll give you a concession. Mayaka: Fine. Oreki: Then, question two! Mayaka: That's a concession?! Oreki: The HB on a pencil stands for "Heavy Bomber". True or false? Mayaka: Eh... Eh? Oreki: Please answer the question. Does HB stand for "Hamilcar Barca"? Mayaka: The question! The question changed! I, er... Oreki: Five seconds remaining! Four! Three! Two! One! Mayaka: F-F-False! ("Correct" buzzer sounds) Oreki: That's the correct answer! (Audience applauds and cheers) Mayaka: I did it! Oreki: Now, please leave the stage. Mayaka: In the end, that's all I get?! * A type of Japanese video game centered on interactions with attractive girls. (taken from: www.reddit.com/r/anime/comments/71tkja/rewatchspoilers_hyouka_rewatch_episode_3/)
何だ、ただの中村悠一か
効果音w
奉太郎ww
キャラ崩壊してるwww
摩耶花かわいい
ほうたろーキャラ崩壊してるwwww
声だけれどめっさ面白い
コレ普通に中村さんテンションじゃん。
このテンション好きやわ～笑
ほうたろう元気だな
やらなくていいことをやってやがるｗｗｗｗｗｗ
お耳が幸せ。
この折木、五条と変わらないやんけw
なんだ、その博識ｗｗ
かやのん可愛いw
They both cute on anime even on voice acting
もう10年前か
摩耶花かわええww
奉太郎キャラ崩壊www
ホータローのキャラが崩壊しとる！ｗ
奉太郎が無茶苦茶言ってるwww
摩耶花もまともに請け合ってるよwww
マジであり得なすぎて笑える。
てるはしさん可愛い
テンション高いな
めんまと同じ声優とは思わない。凄い
ギャルゲみたいなあれｗｗｗ
何かのテレビ番組になってるｗｗ
そして効果音笑えるら
もう中村さんやん
テンションｗｗｗ
このテンションだと、ホータローってより御狐神www
省エネじゃねぇえええええええええｗｗｗ
摩耶花好きなのに、なぜ人気ないのだ...
伊原と折木一番好きな組み合わせだ❗
摩耶花あああぁぁぁぁぁぁ！！まじでかわいい
会いたかったぞ！ガンダムっ！！！
Ibara Mayaka: I've decided! I'll join the club!
Oreki Houtarou: Ibara, huh.
Mayaka: Uh... Oreki, is there no one else but you?
Oreki: Satoshi's away at the Handicrafts Club, while Chitanda's off for personal reasons.
Mayaka: And I specially brought my Club Application form, too.
Oreki: Wait, Ibara. Club application, you say? Where to?
Mayaka: Here. The Classics Club.
Oreki: Haahhhhhhh...
Mayaka: I was invited by Chitanda-san. Also, I have quite a few connections to this club, and Fuku-chan's here, too. I'll be busy with my other roles as assistant librarian and Manga Club member, but doesn't it sound fun?
Oreki: Sounds terrible...
Mayaka: What's with that unpleasant look?
Oreki: Just your imagination. Hmph, anyway, Ibara.
Mayaka: What is it?
Oreki: Did you hear of the admittance test?
Mayaka: Admittance test?
Oreki: As you can tell, our prestigious club is a place for the chosen Classics elites to assemble. It's not so easy to enter just because you want to.
Mayaka: I-Is that so? But Chitanda-san or Fuku-chan never said anything about...
Oreki: Of course. If we went around telling people about it, it would be a hindrance to our efforts to attract new members.
Mayaka: Somehow it seems... really suspicious.
Oreki: Without further ado, question one of the club admittance test!
Mayaka: Wait, what??
Oreki: The latent time of rotavirus, which causes gastroenteritis is about 20 hours. True or false?
Mayaka: Wh-What's with that question?! It has nothing to do with the classics, does it?!
Oreki: Please answer with "true" or "false". Is the latent period of rotavirus about 20 hours? Your time's running out! Four! Three! Two! One!
Mayaka: Eh, ah, um, true!
("Wrong" buzzer sounds, audience goes "awwwww")
Oreki: What a pity! The correct answer is false. The latent period of rotavirus ranges from 48 to 72 hours. It causes extremely severe gastroenteritis in infants, so caution is required. Everyone, let's be careful too.
(Audience applauds and cheers)
Mayaka: What do you mean by "everyone"? The only people here are me and you, right? And what's with all these sound effects?
(Audience laughs)
Mayaka: I said, stop it!
(Audience laughs even more)
Mayaka: Ngah! Stop!
Oreki: Thank you very much, sound guy. Well, after unfortunately giving a wrong answer, Ibara Mayaka-san has failed the club admittance test.
Mayaka: That's...
Oreki: We hope to see you in next year's club admittance test. Good bye now! The exit is just over there!
Mayaka: Hold on! You said "question one" just now! And the test ended after just one question?!
Oreki: Yep. It has ended.
Mayaka: Don't end it! Could it be that you're trying not to let me in?
Oreki: Not at all.
Mayaka: Stop looking away when you're talking! You're definitely lying!
Oreki: Just a figment of your imagination.
Mayaka: As I said, stop looking away!
Oreki: But Ibara, judge for yourself. Do you think I welcome you entering the club?
Mayaka: Hmm, indeed, we're childhood friends and can be said to have an inseparable but undesirable relationship, but definitely not like those in Galge* .
Oreki: Exactly. Sure, we've been in the same class for the last nine years of my life, but love and affection has never blossomed between us. We're nothing more than old acquaintances.
Mayaka: Right. You could even say we dislike each other.
Oreki: How drastic. Anyway, you've failed the admittance test. Just give up.
Mayaka: Don't be stupid! As if I would be satisfied with that farce!
Oreki: You could try.
Mayaka: Yeah, right!
Oreki: Hmm. I don't have a choice. Since you say it that way, I'll give you a concession.
Mayaka: Fine.
Oreki: Then, question two!
Mayaka: That's a concession?!
Oreki: The HB on a pencil stands for "Heavy Bomber". True or false?
Mayaka: Eh... Eh?
Oreki: Please answer the question. Does HB stand for "Hamilcar Barca"?
Mayaka: The question! The question changed! I, er...
Oreki: Five seconds remaining! Four! Three! Two! One!
Mayaka: F-F-False!
("Correct" buzzer sounds)
Oreki: That's the correct answer!
(Audience applauds and cheers)
Mayaka: I did it!
Oreki: Now, please leave the stage.
Mayaka: In the end, that's all I get?!
* A type of Japanese video game centered on interactions with attractive girls.
(taken from: www.reddit.com/r/anime/comments/71tkja/rewatchspoilers_hyouka_rewatch_episode_3/)
ギャルゲみたいなあれｗｗ
やっぱ伊原の方が好き
結果的に退場www
さすがﾎｰﾀﾛｰww
伊原と折木のカップリングの方がかなり盛り上がるのにな。
にやにやにやにやｗｗ
音響さんっていってるｗｗｗｗ
O... Oreki-san? x'DD
クソワロ
折木やりそう
ハミルカル・バルカｗｗｗｗ 有名なハンニバル将軍の父ちゃんじゃないか。「ハンニバル・バルカ」でいいじゃんかｗ
キャラがぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁ!!
かやノン可愛いなぁ(*´∀｀)
ホータローが20世紀少年の服部に見える。。。
最後にまさかのLAST EXILEネタ
ｗｗｗｗ
戦勇の戦士みたい
ふざけとるw
HAHAHAHAHAHＡ
これ本編と関係ねーから、間違えんなよ
面白ければなんでもおk
おー終わりww
奉太郎、どうした？
ほーたろー最高三(v°w°)v