In Catachan's defense, if someone is stupid enough to invade it, you just sit back, crack a beer, and laugh as the jungle eats them alive.
True, but then you get slurped up by the vegetation when you go to sip your beer. Lol
If I remember correctly it happened to Tyranids more than once, some leftovers stayed on, lost connection to the hive Mind and nobody even suspects them of being Nids because they don't stand out much from Catachan's average...
@@BaldPolishBiotechnol
"You call it monster, well i call it .... dinner!"
Heck, when Guilliman dropped by on the way to Terra they had already drove off a chaos invasion on their own.
Any planet about to be attacked by an Ultramarine force led by a named character without a helmet
@@62sy because any planet and the opposing forces on said planets sphincter is about to be stretched wider than the Great rift when an ultramarine force with someone like Marneus Calgar leading them to deliver the emperors wraith to the world
@@62sy I get the joke, it’s because whenever a Named Character without a helmet comes to your planet with a Space Marine Force, you should know that shit is about go down for the populace of the Planet.
I still wonder how can anyone still be alive on Terra. Never mind the lack of food,water and the polution, you'd think that a single deadly decease could pretty much wipe out everyone never mind a million deceases going on at the same time always infecting and getting mutated 24/7.
Its maybe the most populated planet ever. Millons die per minute and billons born and travel to Terra
Doesnt Terra have a population in the trillions ? Dont underestimate the power of large numbers. They could be evolving themselves out of nurgels grip. Grandaddy Nurg pissed he's running outta diseases to infect the terrans with as they are so numerous they always develop an immune population and breed that immunity into the population.
Rating Terra worse than Commoragh is a bold move, Cotton.
Holy Terra is a festering unwashed diseased Armpit compare to the bleeding aneurysm that is Commoragh. Yes, somehow that is worse.
@@DocWolph yeah you said it at least in commera your life had some simblence of meaning and you had some way to change your fate but terra is just a slum in an industrial revolution city 100 times sweatier and with a side topping of reliance of bad buerocracy
@@johnm.9597 it’s heresy that terra got to the point that it’s less habitable then commera
I would guess that the only reason Terra doesn't have the highest suicide rate in the galaxy is because there isn't anyone keeping track of that shit. I would guess that over 90% of deaths go unrecorded and just got thrown on the pile to be 'recycled'
Are contributing factors as to why Terra doesn’t have the highest suicide rate.
Catachan is what non-Australians think Australia is like. Prolly was Australians who got bored of the lethal animals back home.
Australia is a bit overrated they don't even have bears or large cats . Canada has scarier animals than Australia. I would take snakes and spiders any day over cougars , grizzly bears , and moose
@@commissaryarrick9670 Congratulations You moved to Australia and a deadly spider bit your careless ass while you tried to put on the shoe it was hiding in
@@commissaryarrick9670 Naw man have you seen a huntsman spider fuck that would actually rather face a bear or moose
Fool. We totally have drop bears.
Why are your people afraid of a land animal stupid enough to manage to get offed by killer whales?
@@commissaryarrick9670 cougars bears and moose’s are larger and less aggressive whilst snakes and spiders well they are very good at stealth and once any of them hits you your fucked
Major kill should create his own legion and lore for the astartes that way we can all join the major kill commandos (in more ways than one)
*Nurgle brings disease that wipes out half the people on Terra before being stopped*
Population of Terra that survived: Hey, that was actually very kind of you sir.
Could always be worse. You could be stuck in a tiny space pod with Jurgen
I’m kinda surprised holy terra doesn’t have its own version of the purge.
I doubt anyone would stop you from doing a bit of purging locally (the term locally could encompass entire countries worth of hives) , the arbites wouldn't be arsed to intervene unless you are upsetting production quotas etc.
Salutations! Have you heard the good word of The Anchorite, the (in my humble opinion) most interesting of all the Word Bearers?
5:49 Commorragh - the closest thing to a homeworld of the Dark Eldar and remnant of the Aeldari Empire who continue their hedonistic ways even after the creation of Slaanesh.
Did anyone else notice what was written on the Corpse Starch can:
"Even in death, I'm still *served"*
Space marine capabilities
Would be nice
How strong are they how strong should our roid boys be it’s very inconsistent
Storm wardens and Mentors and other lesser known but unique chapters would also be cool
@@indrickboreale7381 especially when force commaders get those artificer Greaves from Dawn of war
If you've seen Cyberpunk Edgerunners Adam Smasher reminds me of a psychotic space marine.
I'm even surprised why would someone would think on living on a demon world? Unless you're doom guy or gauro or majin buu I guess.
Well either the original colonists's brains were addled by their patron (the chaos space marines, and possibly servants,) or they were forced to live there. Everyone else was pretty much born there and doesn't know any better.
Terra reminds me of a less technological and grimdark version of coruscant from star wars. More specifically the descriptions of coruscant from the different EU legends novels rather than what you see in the prequel movies. Even in star wars, the people who live on coruscant on the bottom levels near the planets crust are so mutated they aren't recognizable as human anymore and most of them don't have eyes. They don't speak galactic basic and they've likely not seen human beings in generations because the planet has been repeatedly built on top of itself burying them in what used to be the beginnings of coruscanti districts but is now just a wasteland that never sees the sun
5:04 So basically it is the Slaaneshi version of Ego the Living Planet from Guardians of the Galaxy.
I would suggest the planet of Eidolon in the Eye of Terror but then again it's the place you go to find more ways to die not live. But that doesn't stop the Chaos Legions from fighting over it plus it's split up by demon princes from each Chaos God.
"If you can survive in Catachan, then you are welcome here." - Qrow Branwen probably.
Someone (A peasant) who survived in Unholy excuse me “Holy” Terra (And went to Catachan): I came here to die 😮 (The God Emperor Of Mankind actively keeps him from doing so so that he can suffer and to up the Grimdark)🎉
Assassin towels are scary but once playing dnd our barbarian was killed buy a strangle rug . Yep a rug that rolls you up and constricts you to death and if you hit it you hurt the person inside as well. Needless to say it didn't go well
Why didnt barbarian roll for fortitude, athleticism, strength or something to get rid of it?
@@rykehuss3435 Could have rolled poorly..?
One of my DnD buddies has a d20 that we refer to as The Demon die.
If he rolls with it as a player, it rolls low all the time, and rolls 1s at vital moments. If he rolls it as a DM, it rolls high and crits at bad moments, so an encounter we should be able to breeze through suddenly becomes deadly.
I hate that damn thing...
"I spray it on my balls, and I don't even know what it does" is something only a Custodes could do
Majorkill I just wanna say man, you always seem so genuine and seem to look out for your fans. It's really awesome. I knew nothing about warhammer before your channel so that just goes to show your content is easy to take in. Keep it up, buddy
Cheers to your rise! Keeping it fun and informative!
Ultramar deserves a special mention, the Ultramarines won't Stop CHANTING ! They also keep going on and on about courage and honor, Courage and Honor, COURAGE AND HONOR ! *sight* By the Red Angel, its probably less stressful living next to their cousins in Baal.
Aw damn vigilus should’ve been one that planet is literally a hot bed warzone for every 40k faction and yet there is still civilians living there
3:10 I would like to pet this creature
For me, living in Cammoragh would be way worse than Terra. Eternal Damnation is worse than starving to death honestly
Love the video. Actually didn't know about the Meridian Iron Guard before.
Also I was wondering if you have heard of Adeptus Ridiculous before?
They have vaguely the same approach to discussing Warhammer lore as you do except they take the time to make very long videos as opposed to short ones and I would love to see you collaborate with them.
Manscape owes you big money. Best add for them Ive seen in a while
Tidally locked planets rotate at the same rate that they orbit the star. If they didn't rotate then day night cycle would last as long as the annual cycle, but different parts of the world would be exposed to the sun.
Love your rampant use of the blur oval
I love the vids majorkill keep up the good work you absolute mad lad
So, I have my own death world which is basically cattachan ++ where there was no chance of surviving a fight period. So, all the people living there got really really good at hiding from everything with a pulse because even the smallest most docile prey species would wreck a squad of space marines.
I don't know if Cadia would have been on a list like this, if it still existed, but I feel like it could have been. It's definitely no Catachan; the world itself isn't out to end you, but practically every big Chaos incursion, and every Black Crusade, seemed to have to come through the Cadian Gate, meaning every day was another anxious day of staring up at the Eye of Terror, with a finger near the trigger of a lasgun, wondering if today was the day another such battle started, or tomorrow, while the Eye looked back, turning your eyes purple, and possibly tainting you with Corruption. And I'm also sure some little stragglers from invasions past cropped up, and had to be dealt with.
I, for one, wouldn't want to visit Catachan. I've never had the opportunity to travel to Australia, and while I understand it has several iconic, even kind of cute (but dangerous) animals on it, it also seems to have at least most of the top 10 most dangerous snakes in the world, AND also at least most of the top 10 most dangerous spiders, so I'd rather stay a safe wuss, I guess, and appreciate it from a distance, and the same holds true for Catachan. At least Australia has a happy, healthy human population, certain plague rules past aside; I'm almost surprised Catachan doesn't have a "no humans kill humans" rule, simply because every other thing there is also competitively trying to kill humans.
Terra has always surprised me from the start of my appreciation for the hobby, and lore. It's THE sacred world; the cradle of Mankind, andchome of the Emperor. The most fortified world in the Imperium, so it can be a shock that it is also a waterless, irradiated husk, where even bacteria might struggle to live in the sandy soil, and the only thing you might rat, that didn't have to be flown in from off-world, is your neighbor you might kill. The planet is almost seen as sacred, but there's no trace of it to the people who actually live there. It's been through hell, and it was mostly wasted, and consumed, before that, by the ever-expanding human race, and the wrath of its enemies.
40k Spaceship Types explained would be a cool Video
Terra might be fun to visit tbh, think of the occassion hole in the hive city. Or the Temples, forts and Imperial Palace probably looks really nice seen as how tiny you are compared to them.
Hey Majorkill. Would you please make some lore videos on the Imperial Truth, the Imperial Creed, The Ecclesiarchy, and the High Lords of Terra? Thank you.
Hi! May need to look at 10:15 and go frame by frame to fix the "error" that happened just in case! But if it's intentional, then by all means. Thank you for all the fun videos thus far!
Pleas do the 5 best! I like your perspective on Warhammer also having places away from war
constant reminder that Catachan mades such a badass soldiers that it produced Sly MaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!--rbo.
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Surprised to not see Necromunda. I guess it's not so bad after all.
The Sentinels to Corpus Brethren conversion would make a good horror film. Damn.
I love it that the most horrible death world in the whole 40k galaxy is Terra itself.
Ok what are the best worlds to live on?
Probably pleasure worlds or garden worlds. Similar to our Earth, or even nicer. Still have to worry about good old-fashioned depravity, but all in all, you could live a normal life in those worlds.
@@bryanmcloud4121 well pleasure worlds are more tropical, if there's anything similar to our world it would be civilized world's.
Any worlds that Chaos, Tyranids, Xenos or the Imperium itself either doesn’t see as valuable or hasn’t attacked yet.
@@evanlight2550 so a planet filled with giant kaijus, would be a best world lol. Yeah no bud.
You should read up on Tamurkhan the maggot lord, it's an epic story
Khorne kills Terrans, lets them see what having breathing space is like and then has it slowly taken away by newcomers...tears from the death of hope flavoring the flowing blood.
A video on the different types of imperial ships would be cool.
More detailed video(s) on each world be awesome. I wanna know every shitty plant and bug on Catachan.
Did any else get a weird blurry blob?
Having played O.N.I , one thing I learned is that volcano planets without atmospheres won't melt you instantly because lack of atmosphere means lack of conductivity, somehow.
No atmosphere means no air. No air means no medium that transfers heat to you, except the ground you're touching and the light rays that are emitted from glowing hot substances.
Heat is a measure of average kinetic energy of a given substance. Conduction occurs by transferring kinetic energy from one substance to another through contact, and without an atmosphere there are no molecules to gain heat and transfer it to you through contact.
Can we get a video about all the first captains during the Horus Heresy?
was that towel joke a reference to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
specifically the sentient mattresses which are hunted down and sterilised to be used as...
...well, mattresses.
I was just about to say “anyone up for Nostramo?” But remember’d Dad fuckking nuked it into oblivion
What's weird is, if I remember right, because BIG SKELLINGTON is on Holy Terra, even as bad as it us,bits still huge deal if you actually live there... For a given value of the word "live".
I think Chaos was trying to conquer that suicide world to SAVE the people there from their suffering in any way they could. NO JOKE.
I'm surprised Fenksworld isn't there. When the Imperium calls them Nightmare Hives, you know its bad. Such is life in Volg
yo a video on some of the sectors of the imperium would be pretty cool
Love ur shit bro keep it up
A video about necron crypteks would be pretty cool.
Chaos invaded mordia because of a chaos cult that opened a warp portal over the planet.
"Do not boop the snot"
"This friend talks with heresy"
I swear katachan is some kind of old one weapon testing ground
sounds like post rift Terra would be pretty okay since vast majority of people died
I ike how 40K is the only setting where the deaths of billions of your own citizens can be seen as an improvement
Oliensis takes "living off the fat of the land" to a very literal level
I dunno, I can think of worse planets to be on. I hear Medrengard is lovely this time of year 🙄 Also that dead moon where the Culexus Temple is located on would be awful. And there's got to be some planets within the Ghoul Stars that REALLY suck lol
Not even the Nids want to eat there... 0/10 for business lunches.
"Why do people live here?!"
Corvus Corax. Catachan. M41.
Can you make a video about geography in Warhammer 40k
More video crack about plastic crack. Love it
You should do a video on the top 5 most powerful orks
1:17
This small bit of editing cracked me up for some reason
Armageddon deserves a mention. A godforsaken hiveworld and constant wars againt Orks and/or Chaos.
"Vulkan Do not boop the Merry Suicide Bomber" Corvus Corax
I don't know why but that zoom in cut made me lmao
Catachan is like vault 22 from fallout but on hectic space roids
How is the Salamanders home world? I haven't read much on their lore, but I heard that they actually care about the civilian population.
Probably one of the better places in 40k to be born it's pretty safe from outside threats.
@@Face_Of_Freedom np honestly I wish we did know more about life on nocturne but they are a people used to struggle and are string enough to bear such burden's
1:18 that smile
3:15 "Do not boob the snoot" Oh dear god, i know that voice.
What about a video about recruitment process of every chapter?
I like how Terra’s just NYC.
One category of world that sucks would be a lost and found world. Survived being cut off from the Imperium only to get obliterated once reclaimed for heresy type stuff or late tithes.
Tbh Catachan feels more like the amazon, considering how much of a dense jungle planet it is
One thing I never really understood about Terra.....how does anyone breathe? Most air is produced by microscopic organisms in the oceans, and in 40K they boiled away. The rest, from plant life, but I get the feeling there aren't many of those around either.
Adaption, or they could also have an air circulation system. Considering a lot of people love living in terra.
Didn't know terra Was actually that shitty of a place to be Living...
That first Planet Sounds interesting enough for predators to be hunting there though
"I did it because I like making videos" was strangely wholesome.
Did Majorkill created a video about Khorne's invasion of Terra with great rift? Or there's not much to tell about it?
Can you make a video abut spaces batles
Damn ... I was not expecting mankind's homeworld to make it to the list. But that is 40k for you. Now I am horny for an Imperial Palace video
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An entire planet where they play Christmas music on a loop, year round! *shudders*
Catachan sounds a lot like Harry Harrison's Deathworld.
You should use Akira the Don's instrumentals for background music
I'm gonna try 3 spots on the list:
1Terra
2Homeworld of Death Corps Of Krieg
3Catachan
I'm surprised that Death Corps Of Krieg homeworld is not on this list, it's a Nuclear Wasteland and cult of sacrifice for the Emperor, but at least i guessed with two first positions because of how many videos of yours i listened to, i also limited myself to Imperial worlds so well.
Krieg is not on the list becaus kriegers are happy to suffer for the Emperor, so they like it there.
Oh...
Oh my...
It is a giant BDSM military themed bar...
I got to get a brainbleach...
@@BaldPolishBiotechnol Hopefully unlike me you're not too far gone.
Imperial Guard: We are all gonna die.
Kriegsman: I hope so.
Imperial Guard: For fucks sake..
@@f.e.areproduce5298 Have you fallen to the Ruinous Powers, Brother...? Wait... Fallen... Aaaaasmodai!
Seriously, you want to talk about it?
@@BaldPolishBiotechnol As much as you like to meme this i see no memes, Death Corps Of Krieg literally were so fanatical for the Emperor, they fucked their world using Nuclear and other nasty weapons, and then they destroyed those who betrayed the Imperium, they live to attempt to redeem their world in eyes of the Emperor Of Man, they are martyrs for redemption that Emperor would likely simply use for his own ends, Emperor was a cruel man after all, that's more cursed than what you described, so much more cursed and dark than what you described, that's why i say that i'm too far gone.
Majorkill, you're actually a good chap.
Can you make a Video of which traitor Primarch will return loyal? Just like the perfect clone of Fulgrim as for a example
You messed up with the censorship Majorkill! The censoring image covering the nether regions of the battle sister disappears before the image does! You should fix that before you get reported!
The stated in lore physical abilities of each army's normal and elite units. Actual in cannon stats and unassisted demonstrated abilities.
Do Leagues of Votan video I always loved that space dwarves piss off everyone
0 Stars on trip advisor all round.
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I really want a warhammer 40k film.
But the more i think about it, the harder such a thing can exist
For the love of your bmw, majorkill, bring back timmy
Majorkill i love your Videos and the Work you put in those. I follow you since Day 1 But pls Respekt other peoples religions
Please also so do the opposite of this video, and show the best 5 worlds to be/live on as a human.
Hey Majorkill. Would you please make some lore videos on the Imperial Truth, the Imperial Creed, The Ecclesiarchy, and the High Lords of Terra? Thank you.