the 2nd fight was brutal af. Mickey Gall landed some huge shots but choked him out quick in like 30 seconds but Jackson teared him apart and punished him for the entire 5 rounds.
All you haters saying Steven Segal doesn't have skills. Just look at the way he kicked the living shit out of his wife and that is all you need to see to know his skills are real.
no but maybe he didnt know the full effectiveness of it. you get taught something then overlook it. but if somone shows you how to improve the technique of it, something can become more effective an work. anyway you might be right Im not even that bothered haha
fueline You don't get it, do you? Machida with his 3rd degree black belt was a bum until he met sensei Seagul who taught him the most effective variation of the kick which none of the japanase masters knew about. I was lucky enough to find out about the merit of the secret. The point is you can't simply see it! Seagul told Machida what to eat b4 the fight and a how to fart to give the kick an extra acceleration, speed and power. Grandmaster Seagul was too kind to share this secret variation he invented even with Silva who also ko-ed Belfort with the same secret kick. With this variation the regular front kick becomes a deadly fart kick noone can defend.
I couldn't watch the whole video, not because you did a bad job, but because Seagal is just so cringeworthy and awkward I felt too uncomfortable trying to watch all of it. I felt awkward *for* Machida and Silva.
"a good friend of yours knocks someone out with a front kick to the face..." " thank you " Was there a compliment intended or do you take praise for anybody else's success? ;)
Legend has it the movie equalizer was based of sensei seagul when he used to work at Home Depot and had to defend his fellow co workers from the Russian mafia!!! Master seagul ain't one to be fucked with!! 😎
My favorite part about Steven seagal is how he claims to have invented the karate front kick when it’s existed forEVER as if we couldn’t all throw one.
They talk about this front kick like it's a Kamehameha Blast or something. It's a front kick. Every kid in the whole world whose done 6 months of karate has learned this kick. Congratulations Sensei Ryback, you "taught" someone the most basic kick ever.
2:48 its hilarious how Machida body language tells it all "should i just...should...do i go along with this bullshit?...fuck it" and then at 2:55 "My dad is gonna whoop my ass for this"
Ahmed Boss boss The great Seagal literally taught these guys movie martial arts moves, its just the insane talent of strikers like Silva and Macheda that they managed to use the front kick unexpectedly and with so much power
I mean it's a front kick it's basic first day karate one of my young tennis students showed me that kick after his first day during a tennis lesson haha
It looks so effortless when he fights those guys. Like he's doing nothing at all. What a master. Without him, Anderson would have never known how to do technique as complex as a front kick.
Seagal wears those marksman glasses to spot buffets within a two mile radius.
Rich Piana's Rectal Prolapse can't blame him. it's the best possible scenario.
fucking bravo
You're in my sights
Chael sonnen quote
Jammy Dodger HAHAHAHA
Helwani : "A good friend of yours knocks out his opponent with a front kick to the face."
Steven Seagal: "Thank you."
DANTRON 9th Degree black belt in Bullshido
Like I heard it, but I was still processing the nonsense. Then I read hear I wasn't the only one who heard him 🤣
Lol I heard it to. Hilarious first response. Truly from the heart
@@wobertrhittaker6921 it's actually Bullshitzu it was developed by the pygmies
Legends say Seagal trained Mickey Gall to help him defeat the great CM Punk
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha
the 2nd fight was brutal af. Mickey Gall landed some huge shots but choked him out quick in like 30 seconds but Jackson teared him apart and punished him for the entire 5 rounds.
Dana is too afraid ti sign this monster.
Sensei would clear the entire roster
MRostendway pfft. yeah the ufc just doesn't want him as champ thats all. he would fuck up all of these pretend "ufc martial arts" fighters.
i will do everything in my power to stop him from getting in the ufc
He don't sign him because they don't have a super heavyweight division in the ufc
the guys in ufc wont fall down for him when he asks. they just gonna light up that old rubbery head of his
Weight classes exist for a reason. Plus, the UFC doesn't have a super heavyweight division.
Anderson Silva started losing once he stopped training with sensei. Coincidence, I think not.
He never "trained" with him
+Julian Ramirez
Not a sarcasm guy, huh, Julian?
Julian Ramirez he taught Anderson how to kick g
@@MrMMAJER You must be real fun at parties.
@@killingnoobs500 He taught Weinstein how to harass women
he's dangerous at the buffet
Hey! A little respect MetalNbonez! He's not "dangerous" at the buffet. He's Deadly at the buffet. This guy didn't invent the front kick for nothing!
MetalNbonez still undefeated verses the buffet
he's dangerous at marriages
MetalNbonez I almost spit my drink out. Good one mate
Frank Dux lol cringe attempt at a troll 3.5/10
I learned it in Japan 40 years ago I created it
Lmao Casey I lost it when I read that
@Casey Robinson Mixed Martial Animations?
All you haters saying Steven Segal doesn't have skills. Just look at the way he kicked the living shit out of his wife and that is all you need to see to know his skills are real.
Brick top this is one of the best youtube comments ever!
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dark
1-0 on the streets
"I don't need self-defence classes, I watched all of Steven Seagal's videos!"
- My son's last words ;-; R.I.P.
That stomach at 1:35 tho
Dennis Reynolds. I have heard he has been training Khabib recently.
he full of shit that's why
Dennis Reynolds He is pregnant.
From the way that footage was lit, it looked like Stanley from The Office.
It's a belly that the students keep trying to rub for good luck, but Seagal doesn't let them without permission.
His kicking technique isn't so different than a child throwing a temper tantrum. I'm sure Machida was SUPER impressed.
Patrick Lefebvre Guitar the kick did work though. Worked again this week
no but maybe he didnt know the full effectiveness of it. you get taught something then overlook it. but if somone shows you how to improve the technique of it, something can become more effective an work. anyway you might be right Im not even that bothered haha
Samorry Touray wait you actually falling for this shit?
fueline You don't get it, do you? Machida with his 3rd degree black belt was a bum until he met sensei Seagul who taught him the most effective variation of the kick which none of the japanase masters knew about. I was lucky enough to find out about the merit of the secret. The point is you can't simply see it! Seagul told Machida what to eat b4 the fight and a how to fart to give the kick an extra acceleration, speed and power. Grandmaster Seagul was too kind to share this secret variation he invented even with Silva who also ko-ed Belfort with the same secret kick. With this variation the regular front kick becomes a deadly fart kick noone can defend.
Crazy how machida and anderson gave him credit lmao
Segul paid them off Anderson fried him years later
they're afraid of him
TheTimbalanders Anderson actually started losing when he stopped listening to him
@@ArtVandelayOfficial hahahaha. That shit killed me dude. Fucking hell.
They are just nice guys.
Please take this down. Dangerous stuff.
I can't finish it, its too much.
yoo it's worth it to see the fighters taking the piss out of him behind his back
that's not what sensei seagal said at the buffet
Almost scratched my monitor thinking someones hair is on the screen. Fuck your avatar.
After the first 20 seconds, you will be alright. I made it all through! Good luck brother !!
Steven Seagal vs CM Punk 2018! 👊
I'd pay for that. Cm Punk would get his first victory inside the octagon.
I cringed so hard when he said I may have been a bad boy
Azzam Al qazi that was Uber gay wasn't it
Has Sensei Seagal been training Khabib too?
That's why Khabib can't make weight now.
taught him secret tiramisu spoon twist, double chocolate armbar and a lot more for future weight cuts
He's Khabib and Johnny Hendrix's dietitian
Alberto Fuentes he's his nutritionist
Well, duh. That bear Khabib wrestled with - that was a gift from Steven Seagal.
I couldn't watch the whole video, not because you did a bad job, but because Seagal is just so cringeworthy and awkward I felt too uncomfortable trying to watch all of it. I felt awkward *for* Machida and Silva.
PronounceGaming lmao. silva all confident
PronounceGaming man im not alone 😂😂
😂😂
I agree man, you just get a feeling in your stomach that something is horribly wrong.
artiew87 No ......he is just not a jackass.
If Ripped Roofie uploaded a new video everyday, my bum life would be complete
Christopher Barrientos lmao
+Christopher Barrientos
He just uploaded one about Conor I think you should see!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
This guy's dead i think
woah is this the guy who invented the front kick?
yes,it is true,just like he invented the bicycle,the fire or eletricity
"a good friend of yours knocks someone out with a front kick to the face..."
" thank you "
Was there a compliment intended or do you take praise for anybody else's success? ;)
5:18 You can hear the chi.
A skurwysynnnnnnn
Plusss...
I honestly can't figure out how much of this is an act, and what is real.
It's all real lol.
None of it is an act. He invented the front kick after learning techniques in japan. Didn't you hear him at 6:10 ??
TechStacker Mainly taking the piss. But Anderson Silva did credit Seagul for teaching him the the front kick he KOd Victor Belfort with...
Jawad H I doubt ANDERSON SILVA needed to be taught how to do a front kick
Jawad H I learned a front kick when I was 7 years old, it's one of the first kicks people learn in any martial art that involves kicking
Legend has it the movie equalizer was based of sensei seagul when he used to work at Home Depot and had to defend his fellow co workers from the Russian mafia!!! Master seagul ain't one to be fucked with!! 😎
he taught conor how to ko aldo
He taught him how to tap
Only thing he fights is weight loss
SHOTS FIRED REQUESTING ALL UNITS
Underrated 😂
5:20 was that fart legit or edited in? lol
Sensei Seagle would beat Anderson Silva with one punch
Steven Seagal is to Martial Arts what William Shatner is to acting.
Jeff Duke
God's gift to this world
+Jeff Duke
Steven Seagal is to martial arts, what Steven Seagal is to acting.
It Jason blaha famous version
Jason Genova holy shit
Blaha deadlifts over 600 pounds, you think he couldn't kill Seagal with his bear hands? Thinka about it.
how about one about m'lord. semi pro mma fighter baby
them fucking glasses
5:20 Anderson farts on him
jacob Gloom and I thought I was the only one who heard that 😂😂😂😂
it's always disturbing to see a true psychopath who believes their own lies in action
If you were dressed as a glazed doughnut Seagal might be a real threat.....
My favorite part about Steven seagal is how he claims to have invented the karate front kick when it’s existed forEVER as if we couldn’t all throw one.
Galvao slapping the other dude at the end is priceless
This channel is GOLD!
I discovered this channel just recently and yesterday was watching stuff about this fool Steven. keep up the good work
Anyone else have trouble making it thru the entire video cuz you were cringing so hard?
Gave the me douche chills
Nah, this is quality comedy
Steven Seagan taught Eddy Bravo about tower 7, he taught Marcelo Garcia the guillotine choke he taught Roger Gracie the closed guard.........
Seagal vs CM Punk for interim heavyweight championship UFC 220 make it happen Dana!!!
Another masterpiece classic
It took him 30 years to perfect a front kick?
This video changed my life
Oh glory friday! Roofie is back with a sweet video.!
lyoto machida kick lol
TenSilver that kick has worked 3 times now. For machida twice and anderson once
Machida Kun
Your vids are awesome! The look on machida's face when The Sensai is showing him the waddle-kick 😂🤣
He's gotta be one of the funniest characters ever. This guy...lmfao!
Your vids are great keep up the good work!
bullshido
that last clip tho lol
hes never lost a round in UFC. scary stuff
I think you should have much more subscribers. Good video !
They talk about this front kick like it's a Kamehameha Blast or something. It's a front kick. Every kid in the whole world whose done 6 months of karate has learned this kick. Congratulations Sensei Ryback, you "taught" someone the most basic kick ever.
If I saw this guy in public I would run up and actually perform a real front kick on his face
Auto blipper 😂😂😂
You'd be dead by the time you make eye contact.
That front kick really worked lol 😅😅😅 Don't you ever doubt Sensei Seagal again.
Do a video about Joe Rogan saying he's 5,8 or 5,9 but actually he's like 5,6 hahahahah
CloudJamie manlet mentailty
@DVN He's 6'4
@@user-ob5xh3bw5n he’s referring to Joe Rogan being 5’6
Dude these videos are amazing.....hahahaha
This is the best thing I have seen today
Lmao the final clip. I love brazilians.
best channel on youtube!!!
It's the botchamania of mma
2:48 its hilarious how Machida body language tells it all
"should i just...should...do i go along with this bullshit?...fuck it"
and then at 2:55 "My dad is gonna whoop my ass for this"
Truly the best to ever do it
Nothing but respect for Sensai Segal.
I mean that kick did work...🤔
Ahmed Boss boss The great haha that is true though 😂😂🤔
Ahmed Boss boss The great ur stupid it was a crane kick
Ahmed Boss boss The great Seagal literally taught these guys movie martial arts moves, its just the insane talent of strikers like Silva and Macheda that they managed to use the front kick unexpectedly and with so much power
I mean it's a front kick it's basic first day karate one of my young tennis students showed me that kick after his first day during a tennis lesson haha
It was a different kick
It looks so effortless when he fights those guys. Like he's doing nothing at all. What a master. Without him, Anderson would have never known how to do technique as complex as a front kick.
True goat of martial arts. Nearly as good as sensei steve harvey
Apart from being a joke, Seagal actually taught them a great skill.
I've been trying to work out why Roofie always types gullible in the description section! Does anyone have an idea??
This channel is going to have a shit load of subs in no time, yet another great upload.
at 5:20 is a little training fart of anderson
xP
God bless you for your content
Seagal teaching someone like Machida that if you run fast enough in a kick you can make it more powerful lol.
thanks for video. mr segal is a true master fighting technique
It's a true loss for humanity we never saw SENSEI SEGAL fighting in the UFC against legends like CM PUNK or ARTEM LOBOV.
Mr Seagal is unintentionally funny, can't deny that!
were blessed to be alive at the same time as Sensei Seagel
omg that last clip had me DEAD OMFG LOLOLOL
The genius/crazy line is thin with the belly of the beast
When sensei seagull was working out with Anderson I️ got the chills it was douche chills but chills none the less.
Are Seagal's wrist and elbow holds legal in MMA? They seem like a good thing to have in your arsenal when the fight goes long and slows down
The Legend of Seagal continues
It is a little known fact that Sensei Seagal devised a method of punching with his feet which we now call kicking.
Izzy needs to get this man in his camp.
ending is gold
May Seagal bless this video.
2:33 he 1000% shredded his groin and is trying play it off
You must call me Sensei, Anderson-kun.
That clip at the end had me dying, solid proof that all Segal really taught Silva was how to do that goofy shit
I trained like this in gymnastics classes.
I've seen that scene a hundred times, but when he says Machida-kun I want to die, preferably by a Machida Crane kick
Seeing him eat that carrot in that video is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
I'm a Believer!!
"Kick him in the head in the face" - Steven "Very bad things" Segal
You're a naughty boy, Sensei Seagal.
You need to add daniel cormier towel
5:20 ahhhhh the crouching tiger sudden gas technique
Greatest martial artist in the world. Not very many know how to throw a front kick.
Seagal is a true bad ass I love this guy.
This video actually gives seagal his credebility again... Well done.
3:20 “Thank you” LMAO