What I would wear as a teacher. ft.

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  • @connorsieni3462
    @connorsieni3462 Před rokem +3929

    “If you fall in love with your teacher, show her your greatest feature”
    - Lü Bu

  • @nickol4576
    @nickol4576 Před rokem +1094

    “Borito por favor” 😂

  • @SamYTFifa
    @SamYTFifa Před rokem +1376

    "Please teach me english."
    Cracked me up
    Edit:Bro 900 likes in 1 hour?!?!

    • @sharkshakes
      @sharkshakes Před rokem +17

      "please" teach me english

    • @jaydentoon9092
      @jaydentoon9092 Před rokem

      @@sharkshakes ci#

    • @natanaelbarrueta3147
      @natanaelbarrueta3147 Před rokem +4

      @@jaydentoon9092 "You just had to ruin it, it was a goddamn joke" is how you would write that sentence

    • @grandzeno6263
      @grandzeno6263 Před rokem +2

      I think we all need some Grammar English classes

    • @michkab
      @michkab Před rokem

      @@jaydentoon9092 yt shorts npc

  • @jejcobob6494
    @jejcobob6494 Před rokem +1312

    69th like
    also, Master, don’t get tempted by these virtual women. They will not bring you happiness. They will only lead you to temptation.

  • @NR-nw5et
    @NR-nw5et Před rokem +116

    "If he wants to see your feet, then manlikeisaac you shall meet."
    -Wise student NR.

    • @joenuts6733
      @joenuts6733 Před rokem +2

      "If he wants to see your feet then god he shall meet" -Random wise student

  • @TheRealBansheeBaboon
    @TheRealBansheeBaboon Před rokem +48

    As a spanish speaker, i can say that he was 100% speaking spanish

    • @13e09
      @13e09 Před rokem

      what did he said

    • @zaffizahri
      @zaffizahri Před rokem +8

      ​@@13e09 "I am realated to the Salamanca bloodline"

    • @a.9589
      @a.9589 Před rokem +2

      @@13e09 he said something around "im on the salamanca bloodline"

    • @MVP469
      @MVP469 Před rokem

      @@zaffizahri omg the selling manga family! 😱🥶

    • @goof9203
      @goof9203 Před rokem +1

      @@13e09 he just said "por favor" that it means please, borito its not a word and its not used in spanish

  • @deanshalaby7477
    @deanshalaby7477 Před rokem +344

    Master what happened to all your lessons about these virtual girls
    My disappointment has made me curl up and hurl
    - Student Dean😪

    • @mihawk-7764
      @mihawk-7764 Před rokem +9

      These virtual girls will not bring you happiness
      But the real one will bring you happiness

    • @Sohailhgfggggh6
      @Sohailhgfggggh6 Před rokem +4

      "If she's inside a screen and virtual, with his might master shall bring her out in real"
      ~ wise student

    • @generalkenobi2466
      @generalkenobi2466 Před rokem +1

      I never heard any lessons from Mater

    • @saiku2tahun5bulan69
      @saiku2tahun5bulan69 Před rokem +2

      @@mihawk-7764 😏 if so, my "one piece" shall she met REAL

  • @TummyAintHurting
    @TummyAintHurting Před rokem +254

    me who was about to say the exact same thing: hehe boy😏

  • @brainless6823
    @brainless6823 Před rokem +6

    Teacher you are disappointing us

  • @savagesausage9512
    @savagesausage9512 Před rokem +55

    “If she teaches English, then she must like some chips and fish”

  • @spankythecatrl562
    @spankythecatrl562 Před rokem +2

    "Mi no hablas"
    Spanish people: **dies**

  • @akagami4864
    @akagami4864 Před rokem +11

    "Por Favor... Please teach me english"
    Man was desperate 😭

  • @FROGGKINGG
    @FROGGKINGG Před rokem +3

    NO MASTER, HOLD BACK

  • @luke_cpb73
    @luke_cpb73 Před rokem +13

    “Master, don’t get tempted by these virtual women”

  • @64-bit63
    @64-bit63 Před rokem +4

    "What I would wear as a teacher" teachers have strict dress codes

  • @DragonKingGaming0
    @DragonKingGaming0 Před rokem +7

    "master, if your teacher is who teaches, then you shall feel her peaches" - young student, Ben

  • @GamingPianist7
    @GamingPianist7 Před rokem +1

    That „borito por favor“ was such a autotune voice. Master, you prove to be the greatest goat there is.

  • @thecomposer1112
    @thecomposer1112 Před rokem +3

    Master you must not be tempted by these women you don't need internet dopamine.

  • @matthewclements1193
    @matthewclements1193 Před rokem +1

    Did he just say "uno takito" 😂

  • @SwagGodEren
    @SwagGodEren Před rokem +1

    "If the Master becomes corrupt, his simping you must interrupt."
    - Disappointed Student Eren

  • @skkcq
    @skkcq Před rokem +2

    Bro Started talking spanish ☠️

  • @_Unknown_
    @_Unknown_ Před rokem +1

    Me no know English please teach me English
    Me:trying not to laugh and starts playing it 10 times

  • @Emmanuel_Origins
    @Emmanuel_Origins Před rokem +23

    I'm sick and... I'm so tired... This made my day haha 🥺

    • @ashish4451
      @ashish4451 Před rokem +2

      Wish u health my friend

    • @pillrat
      @pillrat Před rokem +3

      I’m also tired bruh this cold is fucked up, hope u get better

    • @dorian4426
      @dorian4426 Před rokem

      @@pillrat Cold? I have Covid.

  • @josuaerick9670
    @josuaerick9670 Před rokem +1

    He went from 😄 to 😐 real quick

  • @youredumb-pp3uq
    @youredumb-pp3uq Před rokem +3

    "Master Simps for the virtual women"
    Also master:"don't simp for the virtual women they won't bring you happiness"

  • @user-pj4bp8vn4z
    @user-pj4bp8vn4z Před rokem +2

    “Once thy proclaim a teacher, shall master oogway become a preacher,” - *someone wise*

  • @asherhale9835
    @asherhale9835 Před rokem +8

    "Give me small burrito please?"
    Translated from spanish.

  • @Xjkdso
    @Xjkdso Před rokem +1

    The pokito 😭😭😭

  • @fragxie_exe5573
    @fragxie_exe5573 Před rokem

    Dude straight up choose to be a MINIONnnnnn 😂

  • @Planet_Uranus
    @Planet_Uranus Před rokem +1

    she would break the school dress code anyway

  • @theubergoat7272
    @theubergoat7272 Před rokem +1

    MASTER YOU SPEAK SPANISH?!?!? - Student Isaac

  • @loolololl1977
    @loolololl1977 Před rokem

    Students when she asks them to do a presentation 🗿

  • @sahilgrover4089
    @sahilgrover4089 Před rokem +2

    “That teacher is perfect for English, even she made master’s balls ticklish”
    -Wise student Sahil

  • @FEURGALA
    @FEURGALA Před rokem +1

    Immediately gets warned for dress code or straight up fired

  • @therealhonorablementions

    OI SENSEI!!
    DON'T GET TEMPTED!!
    The one thing you stood for.
    Don't let it go in vain!!

  • @Steve-yr5kl
    @Steve-yr5kl Před rokem +1

    Guys come on Master just wants to learn English. We should support him

  • @chicken.nugget342
    @chicken.nugget342 Před rokem +1

    WE STAY FOCUSED

  • @deIuxe
    @deIuxe Před rokem

    i like how "please teach me english" was said in the most fluent way possible

  • @kkm969
    @kkm969 Před rokem +1

    If she would have been my English teacher then I would have never be able to complete this sentence.

  • @emiliocamachoerice6380

    Alternative title how I would get myself fired for dresscode violations

  • @ankanbiswas9125
    @ankanbiswas9125 Před rokem

    My father was sleeping and I laughed out loud 😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @mrmemek4023
    @mrmemek4023 Před rokem

    if you are in love with a teacher, you must teach her your greatest feature

  • @eva.burr_
    @eva.burr_ Před rokem

    hes testing us to see if we would let him be tempted. an amazing tactic master!

  • @defunctedvr5016
    @defunctedvr5016 Před rokem

    Bro when he said “burrito please” it had me rolling 😂😂😂

  • @OofeyTheBee
    @OofeyTheBee Před rokem +1

    "Ah shit, here we go again." 💀

  • @rohan7146
    @rohan7146 Před rokem +2

    Master manlikeisaac corrupted u 😂😅

  • @NightForReal
    @NightForReal Před rokem

    "Burrito por favor" 💀

  • @chosenonepo7999
    @chosenonepo7999 Před rokem +1

    “But master, that’s dress code”

  • @awadeowo6938
    @awadeowo6938 Před rokem

    as a mexican i can say
    master's spanish is pretty good

  • @ansh_pro
    @ansh_pro Před rokem

    Always knew I needed to learn English 😌

  • @primeyoyo6126
    @primeyoyo6126 Před rokem

    "burrito por favor" 💀💀

  • @username_668
    @username_668 Před rokem +2

    I like how he goes drom to "pokito bruto pol favor" to "please teach me English" lol

  • @eugenedingleberryy
    @eugenedingleberryy Před rokem

    "uno poquito burrito por favor"
    Such wise words 😢

  • @becausewhynot1840
    @becausewhynot1840 Před rokem

    seeing a fully grown turkish man fluent in english trying to speak spanish is the best thing that has ever happened to me

  • @lukewebster2105
    @lukewebster2105 Před rokem +1

    Man said mix Italian and Spanish.. nice

  • @futuremillionnaire5346
    @futuremillionnaire5346 Před rokem +2

    "Borito por favor"🤣

  • @ItsMeSloanie
    @ItsMeSloanie Před 2 měsíci

    English is my new favourite class 😅

  • @oscar_playz3066
    @oscar_playz3066 Před rokem

    Im spanish and you speak good

  • @waseychamp6008
    @waseychamp6008 Před rokem

    As an native speaker he spoke 100% fluent spanish

  • @tinfoilbottle5943
    @tinfoilbottle5943 Před rokem

    when you realise staff have a dress code🙃

  • @Negro_bombona
    @Negro_bombona Před rokem

    He sounds like my dad trying to speak English with "uhmm" and "uhh"

  • @Trabsol
    @Trabsol Před rokem

    Shit man if my teacher looked like that, I wouldn’t hesitate to show up to class every day 20 minutes early

  • @Shadowcats443
    @Shadowcats443 Před rokem

    She looks beautiful

  • @phantomblade5501
    @phantomblade5501 Před rokem

    "If the teacher is looking mighty fine... then the teacher you shall become from now on" - Wise student Phantom

  • @Flash-yx7it
    @Flash-yx7it Před rokem +1

    Master 200 push up now 🗿

  • @durlokurlo
    @durlokurlo Před rokem

    I don't wanna interrupt the class, bc if i do, she's gonna have to keep me after class.

  • @mariosalgado3131
    @mariosalgado3131 Před rokem

    If teachers looked like that when I was in school maybe I wouldn't have dropped out

  • @anonymity120
    @anonymity120 Před rokem

    Well, he shot his shot. He had a shot, and he shot it

  • @sickojoseph9377
    @sickojoseph9377 Před rokem +4

    The collab I didn't know I needed

  • @brody3807
    @brody3807 Před rokem

    as a spanish person, i can say this is totally accurate to our language

  • @LoggyDev
    @LoggyDev Před rokem

    That was actually relatively good spanish.

  • @anthonynester4634
    @anthonynester4634 Před rokem

    Bro definitely looked that up

  • @j76y54yj0
    @j76y54yj0 Před rokem +1

    "I know a way you could boost your grade "

  • @Rice.2
    @Rice.2 Před rokem

    😂😂😂 the borito part

  • @RAXXKULL
    @RAXXKULL Před rokem +2

    If she is my teacher, i will be the best student😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @fear9866
    @fear9866 Před rokem

    attendance 100%

  • @harshitvernekar2618
    @harshitvernekar2618 Před rokem +1

    Master if she is your English teacher then you become her biology teacher

  • @imperial5898
    @imperial5898 Před rokem

    My main man caught lacking

  • @abhinandhua1966
    @abhinandhua1966 Před rokem

    Bro told all the spanish he knows

  • @miraakispeakwriting
    @miraakispeakwriting Před rokem

    Master forgot his old teachings

  • @julienlillie4782
    @julienlillie4782 Před rokem

    Bro, she'd get fired for sure 💀

  • @156sparsh7
    @156sparsh7 Před rokem

    I will attend every english class😂

  • @natesoto1822
    @natesoto1822 Před rokem

    Bro this is literally me

  • @egoistic_moroccan.
    @egoistic_moroccan. Před rokem

    "what I would wear if I was a teacher"
    headmaster:get the fuck out of here u fired

  • @MyUsernameIsGoofy
    @MyUsernameIsGoofy Před rokem

    Getting fired speedrun

  • @vasjakocjancic4555
    @vasjakocjancic4555 Před rokem +1

    Master oogway comunity is so wise that now we r teaching master to not be a simp(manlikeisaac).

  • @sponk4143
    @sponk4143 Před rokem

    "uno pokitto buritto porvavor"
    -Master Oogway 2022-2022

  • @Gaze_LALISA
    @Gaze_LALISA Před rokem +1

    "If english is the subject you are bad at, you shall approach to this pussycat"
    - Wise student from MOU

  • @Yugoslavia.
    @Yugoslavia. Před rokem +1

    "Women are temporary, Jannah (Heaven) is forever"
    -Student Yugo

  • @drowzey5762
    @drowzey5762 Před rokem

    ' If she does not teach you english, then in her mother you shall finish '- Wise student

  • @animedomain7989
    @animedomain7989 Před rokem +1

    Dress code has left the chat

  • @vinceengland8743
    @vinceengland8743 Před rokem

    “If she says stay after class, you shall clap her a$$”
    -Giga chad

  • @eldar505
    @eldar505 Před rokem +1

    Master i would say lets do biology thingies

  • @cuber5402
    @cuber5402 Před rokem

    All I need to say is is this guy never getting canceled 🌚✌

  • @TL-KiwiGT
    @TL-KiwiGT Před rokem +1

    Master no....
    You are falling for what you told us not to do 🥺

  • @JoseElHombre
    @JoseElHombre Před rokem +1

    One tiny burrito please 💀

  • @PantherGD_
    @PantherGD_ Před rokem

    “Yo teacher can i get some extra credit”

  • @zeljkoprotic7690
    @zeljkoprotic7690 Před rokem +1

    My bro speaking spanish

  • @jimsullivan5890
    @jimsullivan5890 Před rokem

    Her bf watching this: 🥲……..😭

  • @Jsmiggle
    @Jsmiggle Před rokem

    “Burrito, Por favor”