Fun With My Prosthetic Eye - Why I Don't Play Jokes With My Fake Eye

Prosthetic eyes are expensive! Would you take chances with a $4000 fake eye? Of course not! That's why I don't play joke or do pranks with my prosthetic eye.
On February 22nd 2022, I had my left eye surgically removed due to ocular melanoma, a rare eye cancer that affects about 2500 people a year in the USA. This video documents my recovery and healing after enucleation.
Because of the large size of the tumor (16mm wide by 7mm deep), the closeness to my center of vision and my retina detachment due to fluid leaking from the tumor, I was a poor candidate for brachytherapy ( radiation plaque). Radiation damage would had left me functionally blind in that eye along with probable cataracts and glaucoma.
Once I knew I was removing my eye (enucleation) I bought an eye patch to practice one-eyed living. I quickly discovered that I had full depth of perception with only one eye.
I bought a pair of swim goggles and blackened out the left frame. Then I waited for the sun to go down. I I caught my first wave easily and surfed like I had two eyes.
I knew then that everything was going to be fine. One eyed living would be grand.
But losing the eye is the easy part. The hard part is the lifelong risk of metaization in the liver and lungs. That's what makes this cancer so deadly. It likes to spread in the blood and is particularly fond of taking up residency in the liver.
There are no cures at the moment. So getting metastization is a game of whack-a mole where you keep treating the lesions while they keep trying to come back.
As of this date, July 4th, 2022 I am cancer free.
You can visit my Facebook page to follow my journey and see my awesome photos of sunsets, sunrises, moons and astral.
/ original.clay.butler
For more information about ocular melanoma visit:
/ acureinsight
acureinsight.org/
Prosthetic Eye by the Magic Hands of Steven Young
www.stevenryou...
My Ocular Oncologist who skilfully removed my eye
stanfordhealth...

[@Average2228]

This was only posted yesterday, but it has early 2009 vibes

[@claybutler]

I agree! Justin Timberlake brought sexy back, but I'm bringing bevels, drop shadows and block fonts back baby!

[@calonstanni]

Bwaahahaaa People are kinda ignorant about stuff like that. BUT, Now we DO know!

[@claybutler]

I was quite surprised at how often people ask me if I play jokes with my prosthetic eye. For one they think it's like a ball. They don't understand it's really like a giant contact that sits over your orbital implant. And then they don't really understand the cost involved. You don't want to be careless with this. That's why I don't wear it when I surf. My ocularist made it very clear, all of his surfing clients have lost their eye in the ocean. So don't wear it surfing.
Also, while I was waiting for my socket to heal to get my first prosthetic so many people asked if I was going to a novelty prosthetic. But nobody gets a joke prosthetic for their first one. You want one that's real.