@@meta7958bruh everyone always like “I know your limbs and legs and brain was cut into 87 trillion pieces but it’s better then dying!” *sounds of torture* “Oop”
The kids in the back of the van: finally, freedom… Edit: WHOA SO MANY LIKES Edit2: keep going Edit3: how does this comment have more likes then my subscribers
because he's fucking deaaaaaad, but it was our wedding daaaaay. we were getting ready and there wasnt a car in the skyyyy, bruno drives in a lambooo, HES DEAD, bruno says it looks like heaven.
how to never die
1. be post malone
2. get his car
HELP I READ " Get post malone, be his car"
Edit ayo 35 likes?
Edit 2: ty, see yall on 22 october 2024
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@@My_Melody288HELP SORRY WHAT- 😭🙏
@@My_Melody288same 🤣💀
@@My_Melody288I CAN'T 😭💀
Bruno Mars got locked up in heaven 😂😂
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He really drove over 20 pothooooles for ya
He went to mars
Bruno practically got that Paul walker treatment
@@calliebalow5689Bro, you missed the joke
Rip Bruno Mars, he couldn’t catch that grenade for us.
He caught the grenade a little too good
He jumped in front of a train for us....
@@kdxrp nah, his car jumped in front of a pole lolololol
🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
"taylor ull be fine"
Taylor: 👀
i mean she is smart enough to stop before these "potholes" (we all know i they're actually craters) 😂
Taylor swift isn't smart, fight me
Haha Taylor Swift
No she isn't lol
I prayed for this and it happened - me seeing her whit 3 percent
Inaccurate. Taylor Swift uses a jet.
Edit: I started a war and people call me a Swiftie help
To go literally anywhere
Kanye better
@@InNOutmuncher fr
@@InNOutmuncher#MyBoyKanyeBetter
@@ILovePhillyCheeseSteak man that’s a literal lie, she’s in the middle of a world tour and even now she doesn’t even reach the top 50
Bro has special agreement with Lamborghini💀💀💀
nah bruno mars got deaded
Because the content creator was a goddamn idiot, the car wasn't even in it's top speed @@dcblo_kbb5
Tell that to Bruno Mars 💀💀
@@leonmelichar2882bro got the kerosene treatment 💀
@@leonmelichar2882we don't talk about that
> gets kidnapped
> my captor: “you’ve been struck by-“
A SMOOTH CRIMINAL!!!!!!
Truck
How to die
1. Turn into Bruno Mars
2. Get in his car
3. Drive over potholes
OMG ARIANA DID U CRASH
“Yes, and 💅🏼”
say that shit with your chest
Be your effin best friend
Say that shi* with ur chest
NEXT line:keep moving like,what's next
Keep moving like what's next
Cringe
Bruno Mars: Let’s ride in my car
Me: nah man I’m good I’m finna ride with posty😂😂
Edit: 5k likes is crazy thx so much 😊❤️
😂😂😂😂
Lol
Post malone and taylor swift are my favorite singers
😐
@@MissGettysburg😊😊😊
“Jump in the Cadillac” 😂
All of them went like:
✨WEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEe✨
Except for Micheal who went: whee hee
My toxic trait is looking at that 3% and thinking “huh! That’s not that bad, I could survive!” 😭💀
I mean 3 percent better then 0
@@meta7958bruh everyone always like
“I know your limbs and legs and brain was cut into 87 trillion pieces but it’s better then dying!”
*sounds of torture*
“Oop”
@@Billy_plays2017 real😂
My toxic trait is that iy was 0%...
@@Billy_plays2017 fair
Man these pot holes are getting out of hand
Think about that next time you form your taxes
@@YouAreAmerican1776 man I’m a teacher I get paid by people doing there taxes
@@V2_I_WANT_MY_ARM_BACK*their. You’re a teacher? 😅😂
@@V2_I_WANT_MY_ARM_BACKI’m only kidding
@@joeyteter9383 All the more reason
after michael jackson crashed:
"annie are you okay?" "are you okay annie?"
That is so relatable.
MJ actually drove a 1985 Mercedes-Benz 500 SEL.
Michael Jackson: "Guys want a ride?"
Post Malone: "Come with me if you want to live." 💀 😂
Michal Jackson really was a smooth criminal
Sorry I’m picking Michael any day I don’t care if we crashed as long as I got to be near him
Post Malone would crash you was cut out
Why Michale Jackson have the White van 💀?
he didn't its a joke
to kidnap kids
Michael Jackson was a child ped or a child molester
Kid picker upper
@@KhanggiTankauh huh say what u want bud but he had other peoples kids in his bed
Man those aren't potholes, they are TRENCHES 😂
MJ’s van actually is nice, our legend. 😌👑
My toxic trait is that I think I could survive all those crashes
that IS a toxic trait.. you damn right. ☠
Bffr
Post Malone ❎
Past those crater looking potholes✅
M sure bro used the same simulation before buying it😂😂
When he said he would catch a grenade for you he wasn’t playing 😂
“I’m a smooth criminal..”
-Micheal Jackson.
Post Malone really said lightwork no reaction...
Why can i imagine ariana screaming with a whistle note or something 😭
LMAO HELP
YUUUUUH!
bro got his survival rates from trust me bro university 💀
“We were driving in a getaway car,
We were flyin’ but we’d never get far”
“All of these potholes”
*proceeds to show literal trenches*
I thought it would be Taylor’s private jet 💀
I was literally about to comment that she would just fly over it lol
oh cmon now postie and Ariana fly too
Me whenever the car barely makes it past: how could anyone survive that?
Me when the survival chance is 0: I’m sure there’s some way of surviving
so glad taylor swift only had 3% chance of survival
Bro really said “50 % chance of survival” after the car twisted and turned like the girl from the exorcist
Bruno rly said “imma leave the door opennnn” 💀💀
Bro top comment fr 😭🖐
Underrated af
I like to imagine that these are serious psas to people driving these cars.you’re welcome for making this video ten times better.
Bro be scaring the celebs with these vids💀😂
Was the survival chance for Michael Jackson, or the kids in the back?
Rip to that 0.14 kid, he must've seen unspeakable things from Michael.
Bunch of rtrdd 🤡
Yes
Both, it's the survival chance of the kids in the back.
Nig they didn’t find any proof and also the dad of the kid that sued him said he just wants to DESTROY him
The kids in the back of the van: finally, freedom…
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Edit3: how does this comment have more likes then my subscribers
nah they ded
The sweet release of death
Fre-EEEEEE
free candy
Oh no! They escaped!
michael jackson white van is crazy 💀
Taylor regretted being the getaway car
michael jackson got the free candy car💀
Come play with me blanket!
michael jackson got that free candy mobile
The white van is suspicious to me 😂
Malones car was like “just another bumpy road”😂
You are wild for the white van 😂😂
And now we know the real reason Micheal Jackson died😂😂
Them: Ayo bro where's my car at
Aaron:
Taylor really wasn't ready for that💀
That Lamborghini got the kerosene treatment 💀
But jokes aside, made the driftiest curve I've ever seen...
i was looking for this💀
Michael before: Yee-Hee!
Michael during: Yee-Oh, shit!
*hee-hee
Morgan Wallen 🎵Aw but now I’m dodgin potholes in my sunburn Silverado🎵
Sand in my boots
Nah the lambo said imma try gymnastics 😭
1 one:kidnapper van 😂
3 one:clean as butter❤
bro got beef with bruno mars
It's not even him, it's an inpenetrable light pole
Youve been hit by
You've been struck by
A pothole
Not Michael Jackson having a white van💀
Nobody: him worrying about the cars survival. me: worried about the singers survival💀
"The speed doesn't kill you, the stop does"
No shit
Dude smacked us with the first one😂
Michael Jackson’s new death course 💀
pov ed sheeran:
“i can’t wait to go home,IM ON MY WAY- to the hospital 🤪”
WE AINT SURVIVING WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🔥🔥
Bro ed Sheeran had to pull a doc Hudson💀💀💀💀💀💀
Ed sheeran's car's turn...
No one :-
Me in my mind :- Gurl you know I want your love....
Michael was picking up kids for candy 💀
“We don’t talk about Bruno-no-no-no”
-Wise people
because he's fucking deaaaaaad, but it was our wedding daaaaay. we were getting ready and there wasnt a car in the skyyyy, bruno drives in a lambooo, HES DEAD, bruno says it looks like heaven.
Imagine car went flying💀
NAH BRO THE FIRST ONE CRAZY
"There's some small potholes over there, slow down"
*the potholes:*
My toxic trait is thinking I could survive all of these 💀
Taylor would live because they wouldnt be driving, they'd use jet 1 to get over the potholes and jet 2 to move the car.
What I learn from these videos is that I could probably survive a lot more car crashes than I thought
Funny if after Ed sheeran all of a sudden it goes "when your legs don't work like they used to before" i would've lost it
Now only if Taylor swift was in the car
Lol
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@@michaelpiotrowiczyt914she doesn't even own one
She didn’t even do anything to you…
Michael Jackson ‘white van’ took me out
Only thing missing was the candy flying out of it
I am so mad but that Michael Jackson one is hilarious 😂😂
Acting like Taylor’s car isn’t a private jet 😂
literally all celebs have a private jet
Taylor technically still made it across
Of course Micheal Jackson has a white van 💀
Micheal Jacksons white van?? I guess HE HE didnt see that one coming.. no- oh ill see myself out
"he he" 😆
There was a rumor that back in August 2009, Michael Jackson was still alive and he jumped out of a white van and there was a photo and video of it.
Michael Jackson liked kids, not in that way pervert
Bruno had the Audi r96 crash
Michael Jackson: hey kiddo you want some free candy?
Me:are you trying to kidnapping me?
Bruno Mars got that Audi RS6 treatment 💀
Man ,Taylor Swift should of been in the back of Micheal Jackson’s white van 💀
💀💀💀☠️
What
that's not even funny as a joke, she's still a person.
@@grace.loves.music.13Who cares
@@27titusperez11wth is wrong with you idc if you don’t like her but how sick are you to wish death on somebody
Michael Jackson with the white van is crazy.
Idk where the fuck they got that from. He drove a Mercedes-Benz 500 SEL and a RollS Royce Silver Spur II
@@AppleheadisKingthank you for being informational
@@kermitgotthesickkicks4265 no problem just spreading the truth
Guys Bruno Mars just got a concussion he's chill
Even mjs van looked the other way 😂😂😂
Survival rate:trust me bro
Now all we gotta do is get Taylor to agree to try this out irl
Bruno Mars almost got the Rs6 treatment 💀💀💀💀
I CANT THE TACO BELL SOUND GETS ME EVERY TIME
The Swifties are crying screaming and throwing up rn 😭
Michael Jackson journey of moonwalk to deadwalk 😂🤣😂
Michael Jackson with the WHITE van is CRAZY 🤣😭💀
Bruno is definitely talking to the moon after that 😂
MJ wit a white van is wild 🤣
That bell gets me every time 😅
of course micheal jackson had a white van
Bro did Micheal so dirty 😂
Bruno mars why are we going so-💀
Ngl I would happily be kidnapped by Michael Jackson 😂😂😂