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  • @vmateo2842
    @vmateo2842 Před 9 lety +4465

    "He told me I'm too pretty for condoms" DONE xD

  • @calebk9111
    @calebk9111 Před 3 lety +506

    The character's names killed me. Chandelier Martini? Incredible

    • @sarahoshea9603
      @sarahoshea9603 Před 3 lety +16

      "Mercedes Ferrari Spicolli"
      Southern ppl just skipping straight to it, callin they girls "Fancy", might as well start naming them "Expensive".😐

    • @Lafemmefutile
      @Lafemmefutile Před 3 lety +4

      @@sarahoshea9603 They could have given her a real Italian name like candelabra!

    • @aaronjames5276
      @aaronjames5276 Před 3 lety +1

      The first time I watched this, I actually laughed out loud so hard that I had to rewind right after I heard that the first time. It's not going to happen, but if I ever accomplished the writing of a novel, I wouldn't feel guilty at all just outright stealing that name. It's just too awesome. :)

  • @elliinspace
    @elliinspace Před 8 lety +4500

    i watched this about 3 times and the third time was when i realized blake lively is in this

  • @NamiHasi
    @NamiHasi Před 9 lety +2585

    "He told me I'm too pretty for condoms"
    "Awwwe, you're so luckyyyyy"

    • @davidklimmek3192
      @davidklimmek3192 Před 3 lety +8

      Bada bing! I said dat few times bk in the day . they fall for it!

  • @Scatscar1985
    @Scatscar1985 Před 10 lety +1731

    If the real "Gossip Girl" was like this, it would have had a complete sixth season and still be running!

  • @Lizzie-ve7kt
    @Lizzie-ve7kt Před 3 lety +323

    Bobby’s turtleneck legit looked like it was a neck brace when I first saw it. Am I the only one who thought for a second that’s what it was?

  • @toobasaurus23
    @toobasaurus23 Před 3 lety +480

    Hader can't make eye contact. He knows he'll break if he does.

    • @missjones580
      @missjones580 Před 3 lety +38

      He's reading SNL's cue cards, all the actors do.

    • @waynej2608
      @waynej2608 Před 3 lety +2

      Don't matter, he's hilarious.

    • @ozgeozge09
      @ozgeozge09 Před rokem +2

      He's nervous here ı think he was still new

    • @I_Heart_Hader
      @I_Heart_Hader Před 8 měsíci

      ​@ozgeozge09 this was his 5th season

  • @MsVanessa995
    @MsVanessa995 Před 10 lety +5978

    Blake Lively really can act, Her character in that Gossip Girl show doesn't really showcase her talent. Great stuff here. Really funny :)

    • @cathycruz6387
      @cathycruz6387 Před 10 lety +177

      I agree with you completely. Her appearance at SNL really showcased her versatility, really surprisingly good.

    • @mystichonesty
      @mystichonesty Před 9 lety +58

      cathy cruz MsVanessa995 Also her strong New York accent interpretation is spot on!

    • @AnDajana
      @AnDajana Před 9 lety +21

      MsVanessa995 Very true. She should do some comedies.

    • @katattack707
      @katattack707 Před 9 lety +54

      MsVanessa995 Yeah but I think that's because during Gossip Girl that's when she started acting and she was like a teenager then but I feel like over time her acting in it became better c:

    • @jantiwae
      @jantiwae Před 5 lety +8

      Is this suppouse to be sarcastic?

  • @gregorbaby4269
    @gregorbaby4269 Před 3 lety +69

    "Heels, heels, heels, heels, heels!!" 😂 😂

  • @itswherethecomedycomesin8864

    I love that they always make Bill the italian-american characters even though he's not italian-american

    • @fennugreek-gs5zb
      @fennugreek-gs5zb Před měsícem +3

      Well, it still makes sense to have an Italian play an Italian-American. Apparently he hosts a talk show on RAI called La Rivista della Televisione.

  • @michellemersh1149
    @michellemersh1149 Před 8 lety +801

    I didn't realise Blake was in it till after it was over lmfao

  • @moonchild8249
    @moonchild8249 Před 4 lety +412

    i would have NOT recognized blake if i hadnt read the comments lmao

    • @nigelwaxley
      @nigelwaxley Před 2 lety +1

      I initially thought that was a superb Blake Lively impression.

    • @kitcoffey7194
      @kitcoffey7194 Před 2 lety +1

      Thought it was Marisa Tomei, so good job Blake!

    • @evangelionl0vr857
      @evangelionl0vr857 Před 2 lety +1

      The other chick is from New Girl. She dates Winston. She’s hilarious in the stuff I’ve seen her in.

  • @margaesperanza
    @margaesperanza Před 7 lety +501

    the suzuki dealership joke was so funny, I don't understand why not a lot of people laughed at it

    • @manparadoks
      @manparadoks Před 7 lety +22

      Explain pls?

    • @Zipfei_Kloatscher
      @Zipfei_Kloatscher Před 5 lety +23

      Marga Esperanza
      I hope you finally come to an age where you can appreciate the benefits of a nice, handsome, practical 4WD like a Suzuki masterpiece... 😂😂😂

  • @travkenn1019
    @travkenn1019 Před 2 lety +79

    Blake Lively’s performance is outstanding. I feel like we never see her in roles like this

  • @user-qf4tp2ix5v
    @user-qf4tp2ix5v Před 3 lety +262

    Blake Lively was an extremely underrated host, in my opinion. Would love to see her back!

    • @waynej2608
      @waynej2608 Před 3 lety +6

      Hey, I like her front too!

    • @pronkb000
      @pronkb000 Před 2 lety +6

      She was put into a pretty bizarre spot in that NASA potato chip sketch and absolutely nailed it. Patronizing as this sounds, I wouldn't have expected a glamour actress for teen soap-type shows to be able to keep up with the madness of Will and Jason like she did.

  • @nadiasiddiqi
    @nadiasiddiqi Před 8 lety +842

    And so Jersey Shore was created?

    • @121bhjm2
      @121bhjm2 Před 5 lety +3

      nadia siddiqi 😂😂😂

    • @___David___Savian
      @___David___Savian Před 3 lety +2

      Naaa. Snooki and the gang were fist pumping way BEFAW this skit.

  • @nefwaenre
    @nefwaenre Před 6 lety +590

    Damn Bill looks so hot in this!!

  • @PurpleElephant808
    @PurpleElephant808 Před 8 lety +386

    Wow Blake knocked it out of the park

  • @alexanderhunt2039
    @alexanderhunt2039 Před 10 lety +771

    Wow,
    Blake Lively is a great actor, this is a cute idea and found it hilarious.
    GOOD JOB SNL

    • @danmseattle975
      @danmseattle975 Před 3 lety +3

      I remember watching this at the time. Blake Lively was great!

  • @ashleyrhodes5563
    @ashleyrhodes5563 Před 8 lety +5619

    This is the most complex and three dimensional character Blake Lively has ever played.

    • @stephenfox6078
      @stephenfox6078 Před 7 lety +383

      Actually, Lively is a better actress than you give her credit for. She's played a few good roles that I'm sure you've over-looked. In time, I think she'll prove herself.

    • @sims2lovealot
      @sims2lovealot Před 5 lety +231

      She's a great actress! The characters she's given are typically not that great.

    • @aqrahanis1970
      @aqrahanis1970 Před 5 lety +96

      Not anymore now. Have you seen A Simple Favor?

    • @Ipernova
      @Ipernova Před 4 lety +28

      @@artvandalay13 what a hot, new, smart take. Were you out of chodes to suck? They have an infinite supply on r/theredpill, go be original over there.

    • @hemantmathur402
      @hemantmathur402 Před 4 lety +49

      Age of Adeleine

  • @02Nolife
    @02Nolife Před 10 lety +375

    I want that show to exists so bad

  • @mariella2884
    @mariella2884 Před 3 lety +60

    This is a wild time capsule ❤️
    Also Nasim Pedrad is absolutely golden in the fight!

    • @myklepr82
      @myklepr82 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Nasim was soooo good

  • @abbiepowell8506
    @abbiepowell8506 Před 3 lety +68

    The way Bill Hader said "Abercrombie" 😂😍

  • @hannahlyne486
    @hannahlyne486 Před 6 lety +3177

    if only pete davidson had been in this sketch

    • @balasmj
      @balasmj Před 4 lety +57

      Umm Okay..

    • @Abiwg1910
      @Abiwg1910 Před 4 lety +169

      Balasaravanan Palanirajh no you don’t get it, he’s from Staten Island

    • @balasmj
      @balasmj Před 4 lety +58

      @@Abiwg1910
      I am Chad 😀
      One of Pete's characters

    • @Abiwg1910
      @Abiwg1910 Před 4 lety +25

      Balasaravanan Palanirajh oh looool now I just got that sorry 😂

    • @monicamichael3907
      @monicamichael3907 Před 4 lety +8

      True that

  • @dearchloe3175
    @dearchloe3175 Před 3 lety +27

    When he said, "Nah, it's Jets," I just closed me eyes and died a little 😅😅

  • @arianadourre
    @arianadourre Před 10 lety +90

    Dang blake lively can act

  • @irem8513
    @irem8513 Před 10 lety +160

    Blake is so hot and funny. Love her.

  • @vi8541
    @vi8541 Před 3 lety +25

    “We’d call it risqué, but they’d beat us up for sounding gay.”

  • @yaniczka
    @yaniczka Před 10 lety +149

    kirsten makes every skit so much better!

  • @AA-qb7ni
    @AA-qb7ni Před 5 lety +52

    Who's just binge watching SNL clips?

    • @relentlessflashbackin
      @relentlessflashbackin Před 4 lety

      Here I am, I'm watchin' all the 2009 episodes for the episode about 2009!

  • @kt1pl2
    @kt1pl2 Před 8 lety +113

    I just realized the chubby guy is Chuck!

  • @ughnotyou
    @ughnotyou Před 7 lety +36

    I love how Blake says "mom you're banging big nick?!" Like that sounded so nice for some reason

  • @dianekokko6254
    @dianekokko6254 Před 2 lety +8

    Fun Fact: The Staten Island Ferry ships come down to Norfolk, Virginia for repairs at the Colonna's Shipyard.
    Not really sure that was a fun fact, but it's funny that they travel roughly 400 miles each way.

  • @AntaAutumn
    @AntaAutumn Před 10 lety +50

    Heels... heels... heels! XD

  • @joeblow1115
    @joeblow1115 Před 2 lety +19

    This is so much more realistic than "The Californians" Good shit man. This is wicked.

  • @patatesvir
    @patatesvir Před 9 lety +92

    omg i would've never guessed she was blake lively until i look at comments

  • @TimpossibleOne
    @TimpossibleOne Před 3 lety +11

    "just one of TWO locations frequented by the game from St Denise's academy"
    Literally just the pizza place and the ferry bathroom

  • @flapjack6495
    @flapjack6495 Před 3 lety +85

    "too pretty for condoms " lmao

  • @amirkhaulf6149
    @amirkhaulf6149 Před 8 lety +226

    he said i was to pretty for condoms

  • @cecilia6972
    @cecilia6972 Před 2 lety +10

    The fact that Blake lively is probably 6’3 in those heels

  • @moxie.egx7000
    @moxie.egx7000 Před 7 lety +60

    Bill Hader looks like Sid Vicious

  • @nicoleclifford6737
    @nicoleclifford6737 Před 10 lety +22

    Blake is such a good actress

  • @MrDino1953
    @MrDino1953 Před 8 měsíci +3

    I’m gonna start inserting “mook” into conversation here in Australia and see if it takes off. We copy everything else, so why not?

  • @WankiTank
    @WankiTank Před 9 lety +259

    looks like they've been acting out an actual scene from "Berlin Tag & Nacht" ...

  • @midnightbuddha8198
    @midnightbuddha8198 Před 7 lety +94

    "Too pretty for condoms" :)

  • @bw8450
    @bw8450 Před 8 lety +19

    Hahah 'Shaolin forever!', nice Wutang reference

  • @ZeacorZeppelin
    @ZeacorZeppelin Před rokem +6

    As a Staten Islander, this is so accurate.

  • @alsada307
    @alsada307 Před 8 lety +33

    It's from that "FIRE".LoL!

    • @tahminahabeeb175
      @tahminahabeeb175 Před 3 lety +1

      Omggg that was supposed to be the fire from the bass industries building burning

  • @PalmurcioWorld
    @PalmurcioWorld Před 10 lety +14

    2:20 omg that punch

  • @EB-ok3io
    @EB-ok3io Před 3 lety +127

    I’m from Staten Island. This is how the white pple talk “All a yuzzz” 😂

    • @mrbrainbob5320
      @mrbrainbob5320 Před 3 lety +14

      White people from Staten Island, long island and new Jersey are largely Italian descent.

    • @riccardocarbo2479
      @riccardocarbo2479 Před 3 lety

      @@mrbrainbob5320 Largely so, but also Irish and Puerto Rican. It wa an immigration thing back in the 20s. I'm from Staten Island too.

    • @jamesfetherston1190
      @jamesfetherston1190 Před měsícem

      @@mrbrainbob5320 About 25%.

  • @asaojohnston8235
    @asaojohnston8235 Před 2 měsíci +1

    As someone from staten island who grew up in the 70s and 80s , 70s guidos everywhere white car with red interior spoke wheels these depictions very real.

  • @madeleine5086
    @madeleine5086 Před 7 lety +22

    blake looks so good here

  • @ashleshapaliwal6838
    @ashleshapaliwal6838 Před 5 lety +12

    Blake is amazing I can't even believe this

  • @folasko5120
    @folasko5120 Před 8 lety +99

    She looks like Jenna marbles

    • @mahls220
      @mahls220 Před 8 lety +8

      Omg she actually kinna does...

    • @CapSuperM
      @CapSuperM Před 7 lety +9

      Yes if Jenna Marbles was 6 billlion times prettier and hotter.

  • @boo_wl
    @boo_wl Před 6 lety +7

    i would watch this show for real honestly

  • @ladychips
    @ladychips Před 3 lety +10

    heard there was a reboot of gossip girl. It better be this

  • @tp17061990
    @tp17061990 Před 10 lety +137

    Chandelier???????

  • @stephenfox8685
    @stephenfox8685 Před rokem +2

    I bet the islanders hated this LOL

  • @ing360
    @ing360 Před 3 lety +4

    I love that her name is Chandelier Martini 😂😂😂

  • @carolynnflores1730
    @carolynnflores1730 Před 2 lety +3

    OMG........Chandelier Martini......The Best Name Ever!!!

  • @k_a_y_l_e_e
    @k_a_y_l_e_e Před 6 lety +14

    Blake Lively is impressively good in this skit.

  • @anishadas389
    @anishadas389 Před 2 lety +8

    I wish Pete a cast member when this was shot

    • @theobuniel9643
      @theobuniel9643 Před 2 lety +1

      He was most likely in his teens when this sketch was made.

  • @mariedaparellio5686
    @mariedaparellio5686 Před 3 lety +7

    I just realized the connection between Gossip Girl and Bridgerton

    • @carag2567
      @carag2567 Před 3 lety +1

      "Dearest Gentle Reader..."
      "Hey Upper Eastsiders..."

  • @lanar3528
    @lanar3528 Před 8 lety +8

    Wow Blake looks like agiant next to everyone :P Awesome acting skills though

  • @danuk2136
    @danuk2136 Před 3 lety +1

    "We're gonna BANG as soon as I get my CALZONE!!"
    "ALLOFYOUSNEEDTASHAATUPP!!"

  • @jelambertson
    @jelambertson Před 2 lety +2

    This is more like Staten Island in 1980. It’s not all Guineas from Brooklyn anymore.

  • @sarahoc99
    @sarahoc99 Před 3 lety +3

    Honestly....I’d watch this❤️😂

  • @mattier.9095
    @mattier.9095 Před 3 lety +10

    Blake Lively is funny and does well on SNL. Good host!

  • @scottrjmatmsncom
    @scottrjmatmsncom Před 2 lety +7

    They should have had Pete and Colin in this one

  • @existentialvoid
    @existentialvoid Před 4 lety +2

    Staten Island represent!!

  • @saote123
    @saote123 Před 8 lety +74

    "Too pretty for condoms" 😂😂

  • @meghaissack7802
    @meghaissack7802 Před 5 lety +5

    Pete would love this show 😂

  • @SniffyPoo
    @SniffyPoo Před 3 lety +2

    love this era of snl

  • @piclagiuu
    @piclagiuu Před 4 lety +6

    True italian traditions 😂💕

  • @Ruggedystim
    @Ruggedystim Před 3 lety +4

    I literally left an unlocked pt cruiser in Juarez Mexico with the keys in it and it didn't get stolen, we were so sure it wasn't coming back with us, unfortunately it did though.

  • @bigdee1216
    @bigdee1216 Před 5 lety +14

    "Shaolin forever" Wu Tang anyone

  • @jedfrettshoward2597
    @jedfrettshoward2597 Před 2 lety +2

    Bill should get extra credit for making Abercrombie sound italian

  • @Fr3derick88
    @Fr3derick88 Před 9 lety +18

    He is so sweet ; He told me I'm too pretty for condoms.

  • @duygumdakiler
    @duygumdakiler Před 8 lety +3

    Blake awwwwwww

  • @Armandodesmadre88
    @Armandodesmadre88 Před 2 lety +1

    “Shaolin forever” lmao great wutang drop

  • @lexistenceestailleurs
    @lexistenceestailleurs Před 4 lety

    I absolutely love this 😂😂😂

  • @adamw116
    @adamw116 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Its amazing when an actor is so talented she can spoof her own iconc character.

  • @mardefondo1774
    @mardefondo1774 Před 5 lety +2

    now THIS I WOULD WATCH

  • @princessofqueens25
    @princessofqueens25 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Well this didn't end well..."throw eggs at the synagogue."

  • @mollymcnair7505
    @mollymcnair7505 Před 6 lety +1

    I would totally watch this

  • @avazanatta782
    @avazanatta782 Před 3 lety

    This was amazing

  • @ekoller
    @ekoller Před 2 lety +1

    The throwing eggs at the synagogue part was pretty accurate. Those eggs were so annoying to clean up.

  • @JamesLawner
    @JamesLawner Před měsícem

    I would gladly watch an entire season of this! 🤣

  • @rainstruckdeeps7244
    @rainstruckdeeps7244 Před 5 lety +9

    We would call it "risqué " but they'll beat us up for sounding gay

  • @randomuser6175
    @randomuser6175 Před 5 lety +6

    "He said I'm too pretty for condoms"
    I gotta try this line

  • @captzoom1778
    @captzoom1778 Před 3 lety +1

    So true
    I've known people from Staten Island that have done all but one of those scenarios

  • @chikitabowow
    @chikitabowow Před 10 lety +30

    The thing with these guido parodies, you can never tell the difference between parody and reality...

  • @steveconn
    @steveconn Před 3 lety

    I loved the swiping.

  • @LINX29X92
    @LINX29X92 Před 3 lety

    Damn I want more!

  • @seanmcguigan436
    @seanmcguigan436 Před 5 lety +10

    Blake’s hot as hell in this

  • @davidscott9603
    @davidscott9603 Před 3 lety

    One of the funniest ones I've ever seen

  • @inkkvibe
    @inkkvibe Před 6 lety +3

    Loved it, especially the accents, way better than the original, they also could have put it into a different era like 50s or 60s.

  • @piclagiuu
    @piclagiuu Před 3 lety +5

    Italian culture all over the world!! Love it! 😂💖💖💖

  • @victorhgarcia5069
    @victorhgarcia5069 Před 2 lety +1

    Loved Blake. 🤩

  • @legendaryfitcrew1272
    @legendaryfitcrew1272 Před 3 lety +2

    Tint tanning booths for babies and dogs lol 😂