Eve Dumb Ways to Die Parody
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- čas přidán 28. 07. 2013
- An Eve Online Parody of "Dumb Ways to Die" by Rixx Javix and Sindel Pellion. This is a parody video that contains original © material, artwork, lyrics, and other intellectual property that is the sole property of the owners. The Eve logo and other Eve Online marks are © and TM CCP hf. All Rights Reserved. Music is © and TM Metro Trains (2012) and used here under fair use for the purpose of parody.
Soundcloud Version: / final-oh-god-dumb-eve
Rixx Javix: eveoganda.blogspot.com
Sindel Pellion: www.sindelsuniverse.com
Lyrics:
Make fun of The Mittani's hair
Open fire in Luminaire
Warp at zero to a gate
Use your Fleet Typhoon as pirate bait
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Bring AWOXers into corp
Don't align before your FC warps
Teach yourself how to fly
Jump your Leviathan into Asakai
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Undock with a red fleet outside
Disconnect when 10% TiDi'd
Turn your covops cloak off in wormhole space
Use Rahadalon as a ratting place
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Go afk and forget
Post pictures of your legs on the internet
Leave your blues on your overview
If I shoot him, what will CONCORD do?
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie
So many dumb ways to die
Fit small hybrid guns on a shield-tanked Legion
Be too confident you can take a region
Fly to the edge of a tourney arena
Stay on a gate at zero when two fleets are crossing
Fly around with your PLEX in your cargo
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die... - Krátké a kreslené filmy
You forgot falling asleep at the command chair.
MrNintoku ścxzghhffh
did that in an orca....saved by downtime
So true xD
Back in 2007 i felt asleep while i stood outside a Station in my Rupture in Lowsec.
Yepp ... i woke up ... on the Station in a new Clone. :D
Never happened again. xD
There's so many dumb ways to die.
Engage Drifters on a hi sec gate :)
Aww, I love Sindel's voice!
Also, EQUIP YOUR RAVEN WITH THE FOLLOWING:
This had me giggling, honking, and slapping my side like a seal.
Well Done.
This sounds like a to-do list to me.
YEP!
@@somebody5787 its obviously a to do list
A real bucket list, if you will.
World’s best Eve Online player right here, folks.
The best one I've seen was a trio of haulers that were clustered together in WH space waiting to get coordinates to where they were supposed to unload. It was totally worth it to lose that stealth bomber when I found out that they were hauling stuff to set up a large POS.
That's what you get for making yourselves easy targets when you're invading someone's turf.
get within scram range while using an MWD is another one I found out the hard way.
warp at 0 on a tower when its getting rapecaged
"If I shoot him, what will Concord do?" I feel that so hard ahahhaha.
so...from what I know, the Leviathan that jumped into Asakai survived the Battle
It jumped out as other Titans were jumping in, it returned later in the battle and died, ironically.
You forgot "Try to haul freight during Burn Jita."
Rayn Sideways ♪♫ So many dumb ways to die ♪♫
+M1k3y Join the fight without ammo in your hold...
I'm going
Steven Gaukel whatever
Rayn Sideways
"Take a highsec fleet into Doril,
'cause CCP sent us off to be killed."
Still, it was good fun...
I’m just here to get Sindel to shave her head.
Wait... Sindel's still playing? I thought she had retired.
lol worth
This song makes me want to come back to EVE.... am I a masochist?
Well, I caved in and went back... and now I have another dumb way to die, take your Maelstrom that you can't afford to lose into a Wormhole without scanner probes, and cause the entrance to collapse, and by begging for help in the WH local, cause someone to find and pod you. Thanks to this song I am now 200mil isk poorer ;)
Edward LeCore Just another update on my deaths, lost 2 BCs trying to complete a 8/10 site I found in null, when the final room had 10 warp scrambling frigs, and 4 statis towers. Always check the level of the site before sending in a 'cane with t1 turrets. Luckily 5 strangers were kind enough to help me finish it.
Edward LeCore Another lesson, don't rat hunt in null sec when that system is in the front line of a corp war, and if you do, jump the moment red players are in the system or they will scan you down and scramble your warp so fast, you'll receive a kill-mail before you know it. There's another BC lost.
Yes xD
sepharic420
I spit out my coffee when I read the bomb comment. That would be comedy gold!
As an ex-EVE player i can confirm these are very dumb ways to die :P
Thanks for the laugh ^_^
Jump your Leviathon into Asakai....
This was priceless! Great job as usual Sin! :)
Just flew through Rahadalon, and instantly thought of this song. This song still brings me a smile.
I laughed so hard at "Fly your Leviathan into Asakai"
Where
Yeah
100
100’000
Jump not fly
I wrote this song in the beginning of June. The Revenant was still alive. :(
"Oh crap"
*explosion*
Crap boooooom!
"shoot" SPUDOW
crapola
Crap!
oh! Crap!
Great video, I loved it. Can't believe Rahadalon was brought up :)
Brilliant, promoting this as much as I can
Genius work from two of my favourite EVE celebrities. :)
eve, the game that will give you a degree after you learned how to properly play it.
Another winner Sindel. Great job on the vid Rixx!
be out of range of logi... rip me
Absolutely hilarious. Awesome voice, awesome writing.
Every new player should listen to it :D
It took me a couple months of playing to understand this song.
６ｇ
The song is by the person that the incident occurred to. Sindel Pellion was tweetfleeting and a pilot named DSan admitted to being obsessed with her legs.
Long story short, he (supposedly) hired a Null Sec Gang, sent them after her, killed her and brought her corpse back to DSan for her legs. Though DSan denied the allegation.
Just google "eve online post pictures of your legs"
What have you made me Google
Awesome ! Playing more EVE everyday and it's great.
Still valid in 2020
Nice work Sindel and mister Javix. Link was just pinged to entire CFC so enjoy the views, you deserve them.
Awesome.
Now officially my favourite Eve song.
Well Done!!! For one of the better eve online videos I have seen.
What about AFK mining in a lowsec belt?
This is one of the funniest and most addictive EVE related tunes I have heard, lol'd all the way through during every 40+ times LMFAO
Absolutely FANTASTIC ! Good Job !
Beautiful.
Read all the comments and thought they were nitpicking more than a bit Its a song for crying out loud, and a well done one. Thanks for the laughs!
And so it begins. Great job!
I WAS LIKE 1 YEARS OLD WHEN THIS HAPPENED
My mom made this song :)
lol this was pretty damn good, nicely done
Very well done!
Awesome work!
Love this. Singing is really beautiful as well.
Plex tank best tank.
This is absolutely beautiful.. thank you..
Awesome! Great work
Always expected Rixx's voice to be deeper than that
+Jmac1962 lolz
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This should be mandated watching for all newbros.
beautiful !! Thank y'all
Priceless!!! LOVE IT
Awesome
This just hit my top 2 Eve songs. I'm honestly not sure which is now my favourite!
I forgot to say I really like the song and the video. Well done!
Awesome!
Fantastic
how has this not hit the millions of views. Spread the word people!
This is excellent, also love her voice!
love it!!!!
amazing job :D
Awesome guys!
AWESOME!
This is gold!
HAHA love it, excellent job, they should have this on EVE-O front page forever lol :p
This is just brilliant.
This is GENIUS!
tbh my 2nd fav ever eve parody sindel! its very difficult to knock off little bees but my god did u get very close!
I have no idea what half of this stuff is but I've been playing for over a year. Still thought it was a cool video :)
I havent played for years, but I still got both lols and chills from this. (The good kinds) ;)
"dont align before FC warps" omg this happens so much in rvb
Hey i forgot to turn off afterburners
30 sec align on a destroyer
50 people on our ass because we messee with their carrier
I died
Outstanding. Don't forget Curse.
Hybrid gun shield-tanked Legion.
Tani Greene that hurt to listen to
Wow excellent work :p.
Just died from plexing while watching this
Thank you so much :)
awesome stuff
this is by far the most catchy song i have heard in a long time
The beans are mishap In a bag from dumb ways to die in bhaz
All rainbows and the purest sugary goodness until you see her kill-board has 97% efficiency.... [Although many kills appear upwards of 20+ group efforts which tend to magnify the results]
Oh my gawd this is great. Thank you... thank you..
You got a like and a sub from me mate, great work for all involved.
omg this is brilliant haha
Hey Rixx, this is good
Actually, they can. The Vocaloid series of products is a clear indication of the fact...
thats the most epic thing i ever seen!
here for the memories
My favourite part is that doomed from dwtd's tidid was disconnected with only ten percent
beautiful voice
Gratz to the singer! Wonderful voice! And funny song :D
The leader of GoonWaffe, one of the largest corporations in eve.
Awesome and so trrue!
Come to N-Rael guys! You are always welcome there...
Yeah, I'm not a solo pvp'er. Bad things happen when I try. That's why I was chosen to write this song.
You have an awesome voice! You should do serious cover songs!
That's an awesome idea.
This is good.
Be so confident, think you can take a region. Korsiki here I come.
gota love that bit about rahaladon