Alfred's Theme [Official Audio]

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  • čas přidán 20. 06. 2023
  • From the album Music To Be Murdered By - Side B (Deluxe Edition), out now: smarturl.it/MTBMBDLX
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  • @Nobody-yi9rj
    @Nobody-yi9rj Před 3 lety +402

    “I check my ball hair just to make sure it’s all there”😂
    Eminem quote of the year

    • @berzerkdude5755
      @berzerkdude5755 Před 3 lety +11

      Made me laugh a lot.

    • @Skeleton-73
      @Skeleton-73 Před 2 lety +15

      it’s a reference to a song where he says “If I ever give a fuck I’ll shave my nuts” implying he never gave a fuck. Just a fun fact for you

    • @mecha103himanshubaware3
      @mecha103himanshubaware3 Před 2 lety +1

      It's not ball hair it's bald hair how he pronounced the word he says that he is checking that if he going bald or not

    • @lance1234
      @lance1234 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Skeleton-73 that's a cool fact, I would have never guessed that.

    • @interestingrobot9247
      @interestingrobot9247 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@Skeleton-73 I think it was criminal

  • @ashorawsen7108
    @ashorawsen7108 Před 3 lety +358

    If you start this song at 11:57:47 pm on the night before your birthday you will start your b-day with em saying Happy birthday on Midnight

  • @youcefkrim6340
    @youcefkrim6340 Před 3 lety +421

    See you after 7 years when this becomes nostalgic

  • @King-id4yj
    @King-id4yj Před 3 lety +1309

    - Dad, why mom named my sister Rose?
    - Cause she loves those flowers, son
    - Thanks dad
    -No problem Alfred's Theme [Official Audio]

    • @sesshomarutomioka9220
      @sesshomarutomioka9220 Před 3 lety +22

      Lol

    • @nilanavesa
      @nilanavesa Před 3 lety +15

      LOL

    • @Niceguyhidden
      @Niceguyhidden Před 3 lety +4

      I don't get it. Can someone please explain?

    • @yourmotheryesnt8287
      @yourmotheryesnt8287 Před 3 lety +9

      @@Niceguyhidden she likes the song

    • @dogensuch
      @dogensuch Před 3 lety +39

      @@Niceguyhidden the mother likes flowers so she called her daughter rose
      The father likes alfred's theme [official audio] so he calls him the name of the song

  • @bishalchand4493
    @bishalchand4493 Před 3 lety +1626

    Billie Eilish : where is my birthday present 🎁
    Eminem : Alfred's theme

  • @siyabongakonile6272
    @siyabongakonile6272 Před 3 lety +547

    Old Eminem vibes🔥🔥🔥

    • @Wouldyoujust_
      @Wouldyoujust_ Před 3 lety +32

      All of it. The youngins don't get it. This type of shit was so beyond anything we'd heard back then. Loving it ❤

    • @NotRxsario
      @NotRxsario Před 3 lety +10

      @@Wouldyoujust_ Honestly this is 🔥 but I think the older albums are better, The Real Slim Shady and Stan are just so good. But im just 11 so 🤷‍♂️

    • @flevami
      @flevami Před 3 lety +5

      @@NotRxsario I think that's really own preference 🙌 I like everyone listing to the 🐐, no matter which album or song they like.

    • @redrice492
      @redrice492 Před 3 lety +1

      What we all need

    • @Cabbitania
      @Cabbitania Před 3 lety +3

      MMLP1 to be exact

  • @farbodlazey2455
    @farbodlazey2455 Před 3 měsíci +88

    2024 anyone?

  • @MrBrandon330
    @MrBrandon330 Před 3 lety +1821

    NOBODY is lyrically better than Eminem. His wordplay is incredible.

    • @MrBrandon330
      @MrBrandon330 Před 3 lety +42

      @@mackattack6861 That's true but I guess that's the space he's in now.

    • @lilchungus28
      @lilchungus28 Před 3 lety +12

      His lyrics are ass now this beat is some Disney type shit Eminem is only good at rapping fast and without air he needs good bars

    • @zassafrasspeedruns
      @zassafrasspeedruns Před 3 lety +15

      Lupe Fiasco is more lyrical than Eminem.

    • @ericscott9
      @ericscott9 Před 3 lety +74

      @@lilchungus28 you better be joking

    • @lilchungus28
      @lilchungus28 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ericscott9 you’re a child you only like Eminem because he raps fast his lyrics are mostly garbage and he relies on the fact that he can rap fast

  • @reneXtonedeaf
    @reneXtonedeaf Před 3 lety +151

    *Em rhyming and rapping with ease on a circus beat is just PHENOMENAL*

    • @pookiejohnson3559
      @pookiejohnson3559 Před 3 lety +1

      Clean your ears listen to some yb

    • @reneXtonedeaf
      @reneXtonedeaf Před 3 lety +15

      @@pookiejohnson3559
      this type of beat is what Kendrick Lamar on GKMC can spit on or like Earl sweatshirt 🤷🏽‍♀️don’t see why Eminem can’t do it too

    • @zqninja3334
      @zqninja3334 Před 2 měsíci

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I’M TOTALLY GOING TO LISTEN TO YB… sorry I meant YG

  • @davee844
    @davee844 Před 3 lety +653

    So sad.. almost the whole rap scene is too blind to see that this man is still dropping CRAZY SHIT

    • @colonelh.stinkmeaner140
      @colonelh.stinkmeaner140 Před 3 lety +34

      They’re just scared that they get dissed

    • @ryanjackson4340
      @ryanjackson4340 Před 2 lety +12

      Won’t get dissed if they’re giving the man his flowers though ✌🏼

    • @lexiesheikh2393
      @lexiesheikh2393 Před 9 měsíci +5

      Why is this comment 2 years old but the video says posted 1 month ago? 🤔

    • @NappyRB
      @NappyRB Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@lexiesheikh2393I know right I was wondering that probably updated something with the videos or something like that

    • @jaemillzthrillz
      @jaemillzthrillz Před 8 měsíci

      NO STOPPIN ME, ur on a window SHOPPIN SPREE, bitch u
      PROB-ABLY, go broke at the
      DOLLA TREE, you never buy shit, all you ever COP’s A PLEA,
      ur always Punkin out, like HALLO-WEEN,
      you’d rather OP TO FLEE, you need to STOP IT PUNK, homie ur NOT A G, act like you GOT THE PUMP, your gonna COCK THE HEAT, or get the GLOCK AND DUMP, bitch if you SHOT TREE, you wouldn’t POP THE TRUNK.
      like breh. the rap game is so asleep. don’t even know what hits them right in the face

  • @anudadharmasuriya1085
    @anudadharmasuriya1085 Před 3 lety +108

    Black Magic: *Talks about love*
    Alfred's Theme: 03:17 "What the fuck is love?
    That's a dirty word"

  • @gospeluz7009
    @gospeluz7009 Před 3 lety +180

    Who else noticed that CZcams
    Is hiding this SIDE B PROJECT

  • @callshady8643
    @callshady8643 Před 3 lety +292

    Did u smiled too when the music started; Eminem hasn't lost his sense of humor

    • @leehamz3885
      @leehamz3885 Před 3 lety +9

      Yea bro and at 2:29 he still got the sense of humour.

    • @fatoo3009
      @fatoo3009 Před 3 lety +7

      Neither his sense of horror lol this man is beyond🐐

    • @putyograsseson
      @putyograsseson Před 3 lety +5

      dude is so down to earth and could easily make his money as a comedian if the pen becomes too dull

    • @garymills7172
      @garymills7172 Před 3 lety +1

      N

    • @garymills7172
      @garymills7172 Před 3 lety +1

      @ HOTMAIL a GARY

  • @jmas2593
    @jmas2593 Před 3 lety +893

    Before this side b, I came to the conclusion that Eminem has just broke the barrier. He's just so far gone, he's already long ago proved that he's the best. But since MTBMB, it just felt like he didn't even need to do anything yet continues to raise his bar. It just feels like he's lonely at the top and he's just playing around at that point. And this side b takes it even further, like there's nothing he needs to prove yet he's dropping amazing lines. Like he's just expanding his legacy and his legendary being.

    • @TheSwiftPipo
      @TheSwiftPipo Před 3 lety +26

      I don't agree that he's lonely at the top. But that's my opinion ofcourse. My truth can be totally different from yours. I know some rappers who i consider at least equal to Eminem. Maybe you will find another rapper who you consider equal or maybe better then him, maybe not. As long as you enjoy the music you're listening, that's the only thing that matters when listening to music. Have a nice day!

    • @crowley3015
      @crowley3015 Před 3 lety +2

      he said it himself he won't stop rapping until he's dead

    • @dolphpaperroute6362
      @dolphpaperroute6362 Před 3 lety +3

      And the amazing thing is.. IT NEVER GETS OLD. That’s how u know he has such substance and never disappoints. We’ve heard such greatness for so long from him yet it never seems to disappoint. Love him or hate him it’s like lebron.. 17 seasons and still amazing people out on the floor every time he plays. Truly elite and in a league of his own. Remarkable 🔥

    • @ii-vc9dr
      @ii-vc9dr Před 3 lety

      Also the beats on this album is Mind boggling

    • @jakecamilton7951
      @jakecamilton7951 Před 3 lety

      Just like Messi, Ronaldo and Ibrahimovic

  • @mikeb.1300
    @mikeb.1300 Před 2 lety +123

    This will forever be a classic, still bumps in 2022. It takes me back to late 2020

    • @RyanDaMannn
      @RyanDaMannn Před 2 lety +4

      Still bumps 2 months since you left that comment, yup that equals forever.
      I mean you’re probably right but 2 years isn’t a long time 😂

    • @CatAndOrHatMan
      @CatAndOrHatMan Před 11 měsíci +3

      Damn bro we blastin shots up in here? But I felt it too, I'ma throw you into the 1600s now...let me know what they use as Toilet paper because damn...I dunno if I could wipe with a live squirrel but it is efficient, they just clean off and come back for more...VS tree murder anyway😶

    • @greggayres
      @greggayres Před 6 měsíci +2

      2023 and it still slaps hard

    • @mihaelvuk6215
      @mihaelvuk6215 Před 6 měsíci +1

      was about to comment this

    • @islandsbeeyt9587
      @islandsbeeyt9587 Před 3 měsíci +2

      2024 and it still slaps hard@@greggayres

  • @cjmndln
    @cjmndln Před rokem +24

    “I still (still) whine (wine) I’m the best seller (cellar)” is one of my favorite bars

  • @saadmuzzammil2613
    @saadmuzzammil2613 Před 3 lety +92

    Alfred never died, he simply turned himself into Slim Shady.

  • @kattarstannyy
    @kattarstannyy Před 3 lety +286

    Billie was looking for birthday gifts and Eminem gifted it by saying her name in his song without any collaboration ; what may be more big than this ❤️

    • @IronWolf245x
      @IronWolf245x Před 3 lety +17

      Also a happy birthday wish.
      When side B dropped. It was on the Night of Billies Birthday.

    • @agentphilcoulson8933
      @agentphilcoulson8933 Před 3 lety +27

      @@IronWolf245x He always mentioned billie twice in this song at 2:09 and 2:26 if u don't understand at 2:09 he said happy birthday to- then it cut off but this song came out on billies bday so im guessing that's a mention to her and for 2:26 eminem mentioned a billie interview where she said she was scared of hi.

    • @josephstalin1815
      @josephstalin1815 Před 3 lety +11

      @@agentphilcoulson8933 I thought he sang that because he was washing his hands.. In my country, people silently sing that twice to make sure they washed their hands over 20 seconds. It probably was a double entendre. Have a nice day and please excuse my trashy English..

    • @BlindMelonLord
      @BlindMelonLord Před 3 lety +7

      @@josephstalin1815 dude, you have nothing to worry about. Your English is fine.

  • @andreden8335
    @andreden8335 Před 3 lety +21

    Eminem is like deathnote, If he writes a name on paper he kills their career

  • @theblah4341
    @theblah4341 Před 2 lety +34

    "If cleanliness is next to godlyness it's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself" Took me a good minute to get it but when I did I ascended to another dimension.

  • @kristinwhite8480
    @kristinwhite8480 Před 3 lety +2029

    Ok, so 2020 isn't a complete failure. This is exactly what the world needed. Thank you sir

    • @nolanjohnston2565
      @nolanjohnston2565 Před 3 lety +13

      Yes sir

    • @belovedwoman3398
      @belovedwoman3398 Před 3 lety +17

      This is the best thing to occur out of lockdown! The whole album is 🔥

    • @changedname_8970
      @changedname_8970 Před 3 lety +1

      Jesus Cultures album dropped same day as Eminem. Question, which will feed your spirit more? Here’s the link Jesus loves YOU! ❤️
      open.spotify.com/album/0y8StZ7GXFcsXq8BIDWG0h?si=avJoF9w4TfqhQJlPqJn83g

    • @DanielChavez-sl6ls
      @DanielChavez-sl6ls Před 3 lety +4

      Fuck this world

    • @goodboysady
      @goodboysady Před 3 lety +6

      @@DanielChavez-sl6ls that has already been done

  • @tylerweathersby
    @tylerweathersby Před 3 lety +201

    Bro I've listened to this a gagillion and eighty times and I'm still catching bars 😭 "they call me dog because I'm barking" BARKING... BAR KING 😭😭😭

  • @gewoongary8933
    @gewoongary8933 Před 3 lety +156

    lyrics:
    [Verse 1]
    Before I check the mic (Check, check, one, two)
    I give it a extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe (Good evening)
    Coronavirus in effect tonight
    Antiseptics on deck, I got every type (Yeah)
    I throw on my tux, then I (Yeah) give zero fucks, then I (Yeah)
    Act like a jockstrap (Uh), cup my nuts, then I (Yeah)
    Check my ball hair (What?), make sure it's all there (Yeah)
    Then call the pallbearer (Yeah)
    It's Music to Bе Murdered By again, why stop?
    Overkill likе a pipe bomb in your pine box
    You're all hitched to my cock (What?)
    Went from punchin' a time clock to getting my shot
    Then treated it like a cyclops
    Like it's the only one I (Only one eye) got
    And my thoughts are like nines cocked (Chk-chk)
    Every line's obscene, pervertedest mind, got the dirtiest rhyme stocked
    That's why there's parental advising (Visine) every time I drop (Eye drop)
    So throw on the theme to Alfred, I'll channel him like the Panama Canal
    But how could I get up in arms about you saying trash is all that I put out?
    Bitch, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out
    Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out
    The filthiest, so all this talk about I'm washed up, how preposterous
    Because if cleanliness is next to godliness
    It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself
    And I'm 'bout that capital like a proper noun
    Still on top the pile
    Got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial
    Quick to call you out on your bullshit
    Don't make me give that crock a dial
    'Cause if I do it, see you later, alligator
    Made it out the trailer, then I made a vow to cater to no one
    So hate, I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account
    So here's some more shit for you to complain about, I say the
    Bars that never slack (Yeah), but always get attacked (Yeah)
    I think they're gunnin' for me, it's startin' to feel like that
    Like I'm marked, 'cause when I rap, it's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit
    'Cause I have this target on my back (Ew, yuck)
    But if I ever double-crossed my fans and lost my Stans
    I'd probably pop five Xans (Yeah)
    Go in my garage, start my van
    Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can
    And doze off like *snores*
    But odds like that, with these thoughts I have's like a giant getting squashed by ants
    If this is the test of time, I'd pass with flying colors
    Like I just tossed my crayons (Tossed my crayons)
    Small, medium, and large size cans
    Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands
    Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and
    If my palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands
    [Interlude]
    Shit, hold on, man
    Motherfucker
    Happy birthday to-
    Fuck (Shh, quiet)
    [Verse 2]
    I sit in silence in candlelit environments
    Sipping Wild Irish while getting violent
    Homicidal visions when I'm spitting like this
    But really I'm just fulfilling my wish of killing rhymes
    Which is really childish and silly, but I'm really like this
    I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish, I'm Diddy's side bitch
    [Interlude]
    What the fuck? Hold on, wait
    "I'm Diddy's side bitch?"
    Oh, I'm still east side, bitch
    [Verse 3]
    So 'til the E-N-D, since EPMD
    Been givin' y'all the business (Yeah), D-R-E and me (Yup)
    From the MMLP to MTBMB (Bitch)
    Bitch, it's 2020, you still ain't seein' me (Haha)
    So call me Santa Claus (Santa Claus)
    'Cause at the present (Yeah), I out-rap 'em all (Wrap 'em all), I'm at the mall
    Got your bitch in a bathroom stall, she could suck a basketball (Uh)
    Through a plastic straw (Yeah) with a fractured jaw (Damn)
    My dick is coat check (Ha), she wanna jack it off (Yeah)
    I'm so far past the bar, I should practice law
    Mentally, I'm fucked up generally (General Lee) (Duh)
    Dukes of Hazzard car (Yeah), get the cadaver dogs
    'Cause this is murder, murder and you'll get murked, murked
    This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr (Brr)
    This chicken hit my phone, she said, "Chirp, chirp"
    I said, "Hut, hut, hike your skirt, skirt"
    Then go eat some worms, like the early bird
    What the fuck is love? That's a dirty word
    Make me fall in it, there's not a girl on Earth
    Or any other planet, that's a world of hurt
    And I won't buy a designer, 'cause I don't pander (Panda)
    But I'm back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor (Damn)
    And this the final chapter (Why?), 'cause I'm either frying after (Oh)
    Or they gon' give me the needle (What?) like a vinyl scratcher (DJ)
    Yeah, I'm a card, like Hallmark
    At Walmart with a small cart buying wall art
    And y'all who claim to be dogs aren't
    No bite, like a tree, mostly just all bark, arf, arf
    But y'all pickin' the wrong tree, they call me dog because I'm barking (Bar king, bark, bark, barking)
    And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park
    I'd describe it as bowling (Why?) ball hard (Ball's hard)
    'Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when
    It's in this frame, better split like the five and the ten
    'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again
    And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens (Pins)
    The cypher begins
    I'm talkin' smack like heroin, the mic's a syringe
    It's like a binge, Vicodin, I would liken to tin
    My mind is a recycling bin
    There's no place I never been
    But I never budge and I never bend
    You hyperextend on me, this game's life, it depends
    Like adult diapers for men
    Even when I'm rappin' less stellar
    It's sour grapes, I still whine, I'm the best seller (Cellar)
    Like a trey deuce, spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth
    And go straight through your grapefruit, no escape route
    So you won't leave here just scathed with a few scrape wounds
    Your ass is grass and I am not gonna graze you
    But if bars were semi-mac's, I'd be the Mad Hatter
    'Cause I got so many caps, and you don't have any straps (Nah)
    So you'd be a fitted (Yeah), so don't act like you fittin' to snap
    Bitch, I'll pee (P) on your head like a Phillies hat (Haha)
    No stoppin' me, you're on a window shopping spree
    Bitch, you probably go broke at the Dollar Tree
    You never buy shit, all you ever cop's a plea
    You're always punkin' out like Halloween
    You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk
    Homie, you're not a G, act like you got the pump
    And you're gonna cock the heat or get the Glock and dump
    Bitch, if you shot a tree, you wouldn't pop the trunk
    Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred, we about to
    Disembowel them, gut 'em and scalp 'em, yeah
    This is 'bout to be the bloodiest outcome
    'Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album
    So I'm choppin' 'em up like Dahmer
    The nut job with the nuts that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt
    I'm in the cut, and I'm out for the blood
    It's lookin' like it's that time of the month
    Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up, dog and a mutt
    I'm gonna fuck your mom in the butt with a thermometer, fuckin' phenomenal, but
    Y'all'll get cut the fuck up like abdominals if you don't vámonos
    I keep droppin' like dominos, the formidable, abominable
    Stompin' a mudhole in my comp even if it's off the top of the dome
    Son 'em, get the Coppertone, I'm at the Stop and Go coppin' the Mop and Glo
    Got your stomach in knots like you swallowed rope
    You out of pocket though, like a motherfuckin' wallet stole
    [Outro]
    Wait, why'd the beat cut off?
    Fuck it

    • @zaed7586
      @zaed7586 Před 2 lety +4

      زِّمـ❤ـآنـ❤ـ زِّمـ❤ـآنـ❤ـ وٌآلَلَهّ زِّ
      \(^_^)/

    • @joannajamerson35
      @joannajamerson35 Před rokem +4

      THANK YOU 💞

    • @syncgumby244
      @syncgumby244 Před rokem

      Before I check the mic (check, check, one, two)
      I give it an extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe (good evening)
      Coronavirus in effect tonight
      Antiseptics on deck, I got every type (yeah)
      I throw on my tux, then I (yeah) give zero fucks, then I (yeah)
      Act like a jockstrap (uh), cup my nuts, then I (yeah)
      Check my ball hair (what?), make sure it's all there (yeah)
      Then call the pallbearer (yeah)
      It's Music to Be Murdered By again, why stop?
      Overkill like a pipe bomb in your pine box
      You're all hitched to my cock (what?)
      Went from punchin' a time clock to getting my shot
      Then treated it like a cyclops
      Like it's the only one I got
      And my thoughts are like nines cocked (chk-chk)
      Every line's obscene, pervertedest mind, got the dirtiest rhyme stocked
      That's why there's parental advising (visine) every time I drop (eye drop)
      So throw on the theme to Alfred, I'll channel him like the Panama Canal
      But how could I get up in arms about you saying trash is all that I put out?
      Bitch, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out
      Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out
      The filthiest, so all this talk about "I'm washed up", how preposterous
      Because if cleanliness is next to godliness
      It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself
      And I'm 'bout that capital like a proper noun
      Still on top the pile
      Got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial
      Quick to call you out on your bullshit
      Don't make me give that crock a dial
      'Cause if I do, it's see you later, alligator
      Made it out the trailer, then I made a vow to cater to no one
      So hate, I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account
      So here's some more shit for you to complain about, I say the
      Bars that never slack, but always get attacked (yeah)
      I think they're gunnin' for me, it's startin' to feel like that
      Like I'm marked, 'cause when I rap, it's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit
      'Cause I have this target on my back (ew, yuck)
      But if I ever double-crossed my fans and lost my Stans
      I'd probably pop five Xans (yeah)
      Go in my garage, start my van
      Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can
      And doze off like
      But odds like that, with these thoughts I have's
      Like a giant getting squashed by ants
      If this is the test of time, I'd pass with flying colors
      Like I just tossed my crayons (tossed my crayons)
      Small, medium, and large size cans
      Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands
      Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and
      If my palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands
      Shit, hold on, man
      Motherfucker
      Happy birthday to-
      Fuck (shh, quiet)
      I sit in silence in candlelit environments
      Sipping Wild Irish while getting violent
      Homicidal visions when I'm spitting like this
      But really I'm just fulfilling my wish of killing rhymes
      Which is really childish and silly, but I'm really like this
      I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish, I'm Diddy's side bitch
      What the fuck? Hold on, wait
      "I'm Diddy's side bitch?"
      Oh, I'm still east side, bitch
      So until the E-N-D, since EPMD
      Been givin' y'all the business (yeah), D-R-E and me (yup)
      From the MMLP to MTBMB (bitch)
      Bitch, it's 2020, you still ain't seein' me (haha)
      So call me Santa Clause (Santa Clause)
      'Cause at the present (yeah), I out-rap 'em all, I'm at the mall
      Got your bitch in a bathroom stall, she could suck a basketball (uh)
      Through a plastic straw (yeah) with a fractured jaw (damn)
      My dick is coat check (ha), she wanna jack it off (yeah)
      I'm so far past the bar, I should practice law
      Mentally, I'm fucked up General Lee (duh)
      Dukes of Hazzard car (yeah), get the cadaver dogs
      'Cause this is murder, murder and you'll get murked, murked
      This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr (brr)
      This chicken hit my phone, she said, "Chirp, chirp"
      I said, "Hut, hut, hike your skirt, skirt"
      Then go eat some worms, like the early bird
      What the fuck is love? That's a dirty word
      Make me fall in it, there's not a girl on Earth
      Or any other planet, that's a world of hurt
      And I won't buy a designer, 'cause I don't pander (panda)
      But I'm back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor (damn)
      And this the final chapter, 'cause I'm either frying after
      Or they gon' give me the needle (what?) like a vinyl scratcher (DJ)
      Yeah, I'm a card, like Hallmark
      At Walmart with a small cart buying wall art
      And y'all who claim to be dogs aren't
      No bite, like a tree, mostly just all bark, arf, arf
      But y'all pickin' the wrong tree
      They call me dog because I'm bar king (bark, bark)
      And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park
      I'd describe it as bowling (why?) ball hard (ball's hard)
      'Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when
      It's in this frame, better split like the five and the ten
      'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again
      And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens (pins)
      The cypher begins
      I'm talkin' smack like heroin, the mic's a syringe
      It's like a binge, Vicodin, I would liken to tin
      My mind is a recycling bin
      There's no place I never been
      But I never budge and I never bend
      You hyperextend on me, this game's life, it depends
      Like adult diapers for men
      Even when I'm rappin' less stellar
      It's sour grapes, I still whine, I'm the best seller
      Like a trey deuce, spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth
      And go straight through your grapefruit, no escape route
      So you won't leave here just scathed with a few scrape wounds
      Your ass is grass and I am not gonna graze you
      But if bars were semi-mac's, I'd be the Mad Hatter
      'Cause I got so many caps, and you don't have any straps (nah)
      So you'd be a fitted (yeah), so don't act like you fittin' to snap
      Bitch, I'll pee on your head like a Phillies hat (haha)
      No stoppin' me, you're on a window shopping spree
      Bitch, you probably go broke at the Dollar Tree
      You never buy shit, all you ever cop's a plea
      You're always punkin' out like Halloween
      You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk
      Homie, you're not a G, act like you got the pump
      And you're gonna cock the heat or get the Glock and dump
      Bitch, if you shot a tree, you wouldn't pop the trunk
      Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred, we about to
      Disembowel them, gut 'em and scalp 'em, yeah
      This is 'bout to be the bloodiest outcome
      'Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album
      So I'm choppin' 'em up like Dahmer
      The nut job with the nuts that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt
      I'm in the cut, and I'm out for the blood
      It's lookin' like it's that time of the month
      Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up, dog and a mutt
      I'm gonna fuck your mom in the butt with a thermometer
      Fuckin' phenomenal, but
      Y'all'll get cut the fuck up like abdominals if you don't vámonos
      I keep droppin' like dominos, the formidable, abominable
      Stompin' a mudhole in my comp even if it's off the top of the dome
      Son 'em, get the Coppertone, I'm at the Stop and Go coppin' the Mop and Glo
      Got your stomach in knots like you swallowed rope
      You out of pocket though, like a motherfuckin' wallet stole
      Wait, why'd the beat cut off?
      Fuck it

    • @DreamTheDead
      @DreamTheDead Před 9 měsíci +3

      SEE HOW LONG THIS IS??

    • @Bartolkuma
      @Bartolkuma Před 5 měsíci +1

      Thank you

  • @anassekara
    @anassekara Před 2 lety +44

    I swear that man got bars 24/7 ♾️

  • @bouse7th795
    @bouse7th795 Před 3 lety +535

    Is Alfred the new slim shady??

  • @strapacadabragaming5693
    @strapacadabragaming5693 Před 3 lety +383

    Best christmas present i received to date!
    EDIT: Thanks for the likes guys

  • @TheAlphaBette
    @TheAlphaBette Před 8 měsíci +2

    "... Cyclops" ☠️🤣 I gotta start over ☠️🤣🤣🤣☠️

  • @AstaIsAMonster
    @AstaIsAMonster Před 3 lety +35

    3:52 all the way up ta 4:04 *Shady is a different kind of MONSTER!* 🔥🔥🔥
    Alfred’s Theme is my Favorite track on the album. Second favorite is *Discombobulated* (heavy Relapse Vibes 😈)

  • @anudadharmasuriya1085
    @anudadharmasuriya1085 Před 3 lety +462

    He got it wrong when he told he'll be nothing without us stans. REAL STANS WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT HIM. 💯💯

    • @mannduh2430
      @mannduh2430 Před 3 lety +18

      "Em- I think we should be together.." XD I am a real Stan.

    • @user-bf6td9qc2s
      @user-bf6td9qc2s Před 3 lety +5

      Without a question man

    • @e.t.english8796
      @e.t.english8796 Před 3 lety +5

      Yeah maybe, but then again,
      A stan with out legs and feet just leans,
      Wit out fans is like bein a wanna be,
      Oh wait, that's me!
      So thanks stan, your the man.

    • @fire-ch7kv
      @fire-ch7kv Před 3 lety +1

      yo r u indian

    • @anudadharmasuriya1085
      @anudadharmasuriya1085 Před 3 lety +1

      @@fire-ch7kv no man sorry

  • @marcoo111_
    @marcoo111_ Před 3 lety +215

    00:28 it can be addictive

  • @tylerdruce3202
    @tylerdruce3202 Před 8 měsíci +3

    This song is da fucking bomb

  • @IllllIllII
    @IllllIllII Před 3 lety +14

    Eminem : "Wait, why'd the beat cut off?"
    He was not cut off. He just dead

  • @ryokiuzumasa8068
    @ryokiuzumasa8068 Před 3 lety +94

    I'm literally vibing way too hard to actually listen to lyrics, this is so much fire

  • @josiahablordeppey4334
    @josiahablordeppey4334 Před 3 lety +47

    “If cleanliness is next to godliness it’s obvious that it’s impossible for me to be beside myself” 👌🔥

  • @louspowels7120
    @louspowels7120 Před 3 lety +11

    0:59
    "plus the potty mouth
    I'm not about to wash it out
    the filthiest, so all this talk about
    I'm washed up, how preposterous because
    if cleanliness is next to godliness it's obvious
    that it's impossible for me to be beside myself"

  • @xp8969
    @xp8969 Před rokem +16

    Been down with Em since 98 when My Name Is first dropped and this is one of his best songs of all time

  • @elidaprophet333
    @elidaprophet333 Před 3 lety +87

    shit i skipped this at first, because i thought it was an interlude, Lol one of the best songs on the album.....

    • @LARDEX_2603
      @LARDEX_2603 Před 3 lety +2

      You skip interludes??

    • @kavasr
      @kavasr Před 3 lety +3

      How you gonna truly understand the album without the interludes? Nonsense.

    • @elidaprophet333
      @elidaprophet333 Před 3 lety +1

      @@kavasr makes perfect sense when "I" am listening to an album for the first time. But the point of the statement was that "I" went back after what "I" thought was the last song's, to listen to what "I" thought was an interlude, and to my delight it was one of the best songs on the album, Why can't you just be happy for Me!!!!😂

    • @elidaprophet333
      @elidaprophet333 Před 3 lety +1

      @@kavasr have you listened to the original Alfred Hitchcock MTBMB album?

    • @pookiejohnson3559
      @pookiejohnson3559 Před 3 lety +1

      My nigga Eli are you fucking tOnE dEaF

  • @steelersgoingfor7706
    @steelersgoingfor7706 Před 3 lety +123

    Shakespeare 2.0 won't be around forever yal! Enjoy the greatest form of expression by one of the greatest to express it!

    • @putyograsseson
      @putyograsseson Před 3 lety +2

      💯 Shakespeare would be amused

    • @Milkers777
      @Milkers777 Před 2 lety +1

      Oh he will him & his music is Immortal simply timeless🙇🏽‍♂️🐐🔥✨💯

  • @jobertpadon2147
    @jobertpadon2147 Před 3 lety +8

    They call me dawg cause im "BARking" arf arf .
    Damnn bars

  • @sanonboi
    @sanonboi Před 2 lety +17

    Em is killing it! 💯%🔥

    • @be_rapbiGG
      @be_rapbiGG Před 2 lety +1

      love so much mannnnn🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🔥

  • @jethfilipino3641
    @jethfilipino3641 Před 3 lety +88

    The ending of black magic + Alfred's theme = 🔥🔥🔥

  • @jeremiahramlal9928
    @jeremiahramlal9928 Před 3 lety +65

    2:09 lol this album is so fcking epic

  • @RafalGaming1
    @RafalGaming1 Před 5 měsíci +3

    underrated song af

  • @jacksonh2083
    @jacksonh2083 Před 3 lety +9

    “Like I'm marked, 'cause when I rap, it's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit 'Cause I have this target on my back.” 🔥

  • @hate6945
    @hate6945 Před 3 lety +50

    The beginning of the song perfectly sync with black magics ending 🔥

  • @dolphpaperroute6362
    @dolphpaperroute6362 Před 3 lety +35

    We like this. Em not giving a fuck about what his haters say. “We want old em” “he needs to grow up” I think em having fun with rap again not listening to the bs. Respect ✊🏽

    • @putyograsseson
      @putyograsseson Před 3 lety

      Yes that’s exactly what I thought! The man finally found his pen again!

    • @kaliberkam0681
      @kaliberkam0681 Před 3 lety

      Hehe found his pen I think he said that in a song too from this album

  • @CH1LLS.
    @CH1LLS. Před 3 lety +7

    Bro this is the type of EM with a sense of humor that got me into rap. 🔥🔥🔥

  • @gabrielwitbeen2345
    @gabrielwitbeen2345 Před 3 lety +12

    Em just having fun in this song,but it's so hard

  • @avinash-rn1em
    @avinash-rn1em Před 3 lety +38

    Yes this beat's taking me back to my D12 days

  • @sentinax7011
    @sentinax7011 Před 3 lety +84

    This has some old eminem vibes
    LOVE IT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @kathrynjaneway._
    @kathrynjaneway._ Před 3 lety +5

    Damn what have I been missing out on for my whole life? Only discovered Eminem in October and I can’t believe nobody recommended him?! THIS IS MY CUP OF TEA

  • @mekaailzulfiqar2668
    @mekaailzulfiqar2668 Před 9 dny +1

    HE is BAR-KING💯

  • @bigdddy3572
    @bigdddy3572 Před 3 lety +83

    I thought he was losing his stuff but he just improving damn he rlly past 40

  • @elidaprophet333
    @elidaprophet333 Před 3 lety +89

    Me yesterday~ This Christmas is going to SUCK!!! country's going bankrupt, everybody's getting sick, stuck inside, can't do sh*t, BA HUMBUG. Me today ~ a new Eminem album F*CKIN MERRY CHRISTMAS & A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @yunussanni2528
    @yunussanni2528 Před 3 lety +6

    I love the old eminem vibe😍.

  • @Draqou
    @Draqou Před 3 lety +10

    Eminem knew what i wanted for Christmas, Eminem gave it to me.

  • @leonelferreira_1
    @leonelferreira_1 Před 3 lety +39

    Pariah - a person who is not accepted by a social group, especially because he or she is not liked, respected, or trusted
    Eminem back at it again 😂

  • @nmi4019
    @nmi4019 Před 3 lety +49

    Guess Who's back!
    Back again
    Alfred's back
    Say Batman 🦇
    To credit bats instead of gnats ¯\_ಠ_ಠ_/¯

  • @BurningMoreXP
    @BurningMoreXP Před 3 lety +7

    BAAAARRRRRRRASSSSS!!!!!!
    HOW CAN YOU BE THIS TALENTED MAN??
    How can you make songs that sound different and have different words and flow??

  • @rahulahire9165
    @rahulahire9165 Před 3 lety +40

    can't wait for Em to collab w NF

    • @jackleslie7391
      @jackleslie7391 Před 3 lety

      that'd be cool, but if Eminem is in NF's song, he would have to be careful to not swear

  • @butt-head5212
    @butt-head5212 Před 3 lety +284

    billie said shes actually scared of em in an interview lmao

    • @cearaosborne3571
      @cearaosborne3571 Před 3 lety +46

      Cause she’s too young and naive to understand him✋🏼😴

    • @changedname_8970
      @changedname_8970 Před 3 lety +8

      Fun Fact: Eminem & Jesus Culture both dropped albums on 12/18. Which will lead you closer to your calling in Christ? Link below. Jesus LOVES YOU!❤️

    • @changedname_8970
      @changedname_8970 Před 3 lety +1

      open.spotify.com/album/0y8StZ7GXFcsXq8BIDWG0h?si=avJoF9w4TfqhQJlPqJn83g

    • @ShadyUniverse
      @ShadyUniverse Před 3 lety +32

      @@cearaosborne3571 nah its because she was a teenager around the time Relapse dropped, and that album had a horrorcore theme , so I guess thats what she associates Eminem with

    • @goodboysady
      @goodboysady Před 3 lety +2

      Man stop staking about trash here

  • @infinitus8243
    @infinitus8243 Před 3 lety +22

    "I'm so far passed the bar I should practice law".....what?!??! Man growing up off Em... even old shit i go back n hear bars i never caught with a elevated mindset I never caught before I just became a whole new fan again! This shit 🔥

  • @jakobdodd4069
    @jakobdodd4069 Před 8 měsíci +1

    "i never budge and I never bend"...

  • @OneTrickAc3.
    @OneTrickAc3. Před 3 lety +3

    Thank god we got Eminem he is the man with the Time Machine flaws from 1996-2020 all in one

    • @putyograsseson
      @putyograsseson Před 3 lety

      time machine flows Lmao I’m dead 😂☠️ tho you’re 100% right

  • @xc.rv0676
    @xc.rv0676 Před 3 lety +17

    3:48 im bar-king bark bark

  • @Learnbeyondboders
    @Learnbeyondboders Před 3 lety +182

    It's proven now that Eminem is the only one that can beat Eminem lyrically.
    Give it a like if you think the same!

    • @theplagueofpestilence8504
      @theplagueofpestilence8504 Před 3 lety +5

      What about Marshal Mathers or Slim Shady?

    • @worthyninjahd2887
      @worthyninjahd2887 Před 3 lety +1

      Joyner lucas

    • @walrusthelion
      @walrusthelion Před 3 lety +1

      Los is a lyrical monster too but no recognition

    • @garrysheppard2885
      @garrysheppard2885 Před 3 lety +1

      The whole album is good I think it's great I'm 38 years old I've been listening to real rap music since I'm 12 and all those new weird rappers they look like they smoke too much K2 they know it too

    • @Seraphs_Finality
      @Seraphs_Finality Před 3 lety +1

      @@worthyninjahd2887 Joyner is really good,but Em would demolish him

  • @gigitvaradze8127
    @gigitvaradze8127 Před 3 lety +5

    It's like '' We Made You '' , Oh Old slim shady vibes 🔥

  • @mowbrizzle922
    @mowbrizzle922 Před 7 měsíci +3

    This album gives me nostalgia from his early albums

  • @Twofoodiefriends
    @Twofoodiefriends Před 3 lety +13

    This album was fire 🔥
    He saved us in the final days of 2020

  • @AshForeverr
    @AshForeverr Před 3 lety +36

    How isn’t his vids viral now

    • @tylernsariah6799
      @tylernsariah6799 Před 3 lety +1

      Cause no publicity just dropped didnt even get a notification just greatness in our laps

    • @AshForeverr
      @AshForeverr Před 3 lety

      @@tylernsariah6799 no that's not the case or maybe it is idk

  • @jasonstrode3286
    @jasonstrode3286 Před rokem +5

    One of my Best Rhythmic word play, Lord Shady. Listened to it so much I sing in over and over during the whole day.

  • @AdrianSpruce
    @AdrianSpruce Před 3 lety +14

    You don't read this anyway, but I must appreciate your lyrical skills, I don't know anyone else who put this amount of work into a single track

  • @ShadyMcKnight
    @ShadyMcKnight Před 3 lety +13

    Lyrically this is my favorite song on this album

  • @BroculesTC
    @BroculesTC Před 3 lety +17

    My body is ready

  • @matthieutaillon4096
    @matthieutaillon4096 Před 2 lety +4

    That line where you say ill channel him like the panama canal it gave me chills that shit is strong 💀🤘word choice is …. Ill go with im dilapidating i should nt ever neglect this guy i cant keep up!!!!

  • @AyBROyo
    @AyBROyo Před 3 lety +5

    He straight up said I still get the bag when I put the garbage out........ GOAT

  • @chrispysonic21
    @chrispysonic21 Před 3 lety +8

    This is an absolute banger. The flow of your lyrics and the music. I'm 6 feet deep listening to this 🔥🔥🔥

  • @oTurkish13x
    @oTurkish13x Před 3 lety +51

    The whole 3rd verse might be in fact about Snoop : cadaver/dogs/mutts, barks/bar-king, trees/weed/grass
    Get the cadaver dogs
    'Cause this is murder, murder and you'll get murked, murked
    This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr (Brr)
    This chicken hit my phone, she said, "Chirp, chirp"

    • @lukeshep31
      @lukeshep31 Před 3 lety +3

      I’ve never seen someone put so much thought into creating such complete nonsensical trash as to what you just did. Well done.

    • @sansarshrestha6285
      @sansarshrestha6285 Před 3 lety

      @@lukeshep31 it's called society.

    • @oTurkish13x
      @oTurkish13x Před 3 lety +4

      ​@@lukeshep31 Why you waste time just to comment on shit?
      Especially shit you don't like
      Em talks about people like you in the tracks he put out in the last years; I'm fine with you not agreeing but i don't understand the toxicity
      I do appreciate tho the constructive criticism, bless you

    • @rewalos5077
      @rewalos5077 Před 3 lety

      👏👏👏

  • @bigdreamsrichmotives7225
    @bigdreamsrichmotives7225 Před 8 měsíci +2

    WE HERE

  • @CVLOVESU770
    @CVLOVESU770 Před 6 měsíci +3

    This is just fucking incredible. Everyone take a shot after every bar

  • @1Manhunt7
    @1Manhunt7 Před 3 lety +6

    Bruh this album transition is sooo smooth
    It's like one big ass song

  • @1Manhunt7
    @1Manhunt7 Před 3 lety +27

    Eminem in 2020: *fast rappin*...man stop
    Also Eminem in 2020: *fast rappin* wait why did the beat cut off?

  • @Toccara97
    @Toccara97 Před 2 lety +2

    I swear he's just having fun now. He's like "welp imma just rap now. 😵" I love him

  • @minkasmith8134
    @minkasmith8134 Před rokem +1

    One thing that gets me ...after 20 yrs we both became religous. No way we EVER thought that

  • @ros_berth
    @ros_berth Před 3 lety +9

    This flow is so sick

  • @user-bf6td9qc2s
    @user-bf6td9qc2s Před 3 lety +5

    The bit in this is lit man

  • @mr.nobody7814
    @mr.nobody7814 Před 2 lety +16

    I started listening to eminem and damn he doesn't disappoint with any song

  • @babayaga2541
    @babayaga2541 Před 3 lety +3

    Em isn't going to retire until he makes his own fucking DICTIONARY.. 2020 is now Blessed bitchhhhh!!!

  • @matthewmcbride6497
    @matthewmcbride6497 Před 3 lety +7

    This is exactly what I needed right now. Eminem back with another banging album!

    • @marshallbrucematherslll4613
      @marshallbrucematherslll4613 Před 3 lety

      Thanks for supporting my music I’m so grateful and happy to check on you, you can text me let me know more about you and 🥰(862) 231-5943

  • @alihassan-fo8uf
    @alihassan-fo8uf Před 3 lety +5

    i cant believe the end of 2020 would be so blessed!!!

  • @fakepewdiepie4412
    @fakepewdiepie4412 Před 3 lety +6

    Hoooo finally another new album of our one n only fav rapper slim shady

  • @backcuetheoriginal
    @backcuetheoriginal Před rokem +7

    Wow Eminem has great lyrics! How are up and coming rappers supposed to compete with this guy?

  • @alesbianhotmess
    @alesbianhotmess Před 3 lety +19

    WTF IS THE SAMPLE IT SOUNDS SO FAMILIAR AND NOSTALGIC BUT MY MIND DOESN'T REMEMBER

    • @ahmedbabic2275
      @ahmedbabic2275 Před 3 lety +1

      YES!!!

    • @thecoward2129
      @thecoward2129 Před 3 lety +3

      Spongebob

    • @private2575
      @private2575 Před 3 lety

      It reminds me of Sherlock Holmes a bit . The background music has a bit of it.

    • @prashantkumar7172
      @prashantkumar7172 Před 3 lety +3

      This is original Alfred's theme from Alfred Hitchcock's theme song. He sampled it.

    • @simarbir
      @simarbir Před 3 lety

      Original song is Funeral March of a Marionette

  • @Luke4207
    @Luke4207 Před 3 lety +14

    Oh my God is this beat real? Eargasm Mr. Mathers

  • @1980hardhitter
    @1980hardhitter Před 3 lety +5

    That last verse killed me 😂

  • @maladypond
    @maladypond Před 3 lety

    I can't even express in words how much I would love to see a video for this.

  • @marcoo111_
    @marcoo111_ Před 3 lety +13

    Best song of this deluxe edition

  • @Aphlyze
    @Aphlyze Před 3 lety +10

    Definitely the best early Christmas present

  • @alisab4811
    @alisab4811 Před rokem +2

    Gold.

  • @spoopybeta
    @spoopybeta Před 3 lety +1

    I feel like I can speak for a lot of us when I say this is the only christmas present I got and that I need. Thanks Shady