SPLATOON 2: Quest for the Best Girl
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- čas přidán 20. 07. 2017
- Splatoon 2 was incredible and I'm glad that we were able to save the world with the help of Marie... if only we could find Callie somewhere...
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#Splatoon2 #Splatoon #Alpharad - Hry
Without a doubt, the best girl is obviously Sheldon.
Come at me, haters.
oh my
represent
Dxpress no it's Marina tho
Dxpress ur right!
Oh, I got pinned.
Better prepare my inbox's anus.
I guess this is a good time to ask where I can find that sweet remix at 39:50
imagine a celebrity just appears in a box in front of you and asks you "Do you want me to memorize your control settings and gear for you?"
Lol
Don't give reynolds ideas.
I would question my existence
@@RAFMnBgaming honestly I could see him doing this
(for those who never played the original game (spoilers)) when you were playing single player, sometimes callie would accidentally hold the walkie-talkie upside down
That's so pure omg
Y e s
Y e s
How is that a spoiler
Edgeperor Maybe if they found this comment before it got to that part in the video or something idk lmao
*Callie doing jojo pose*
Me : *It’s truly over heaven*
And octostomp wrryyyyy ing
Y E S
@@stxrc0urt_will YES YES YES YES
And then a Dab
JOJO
“I’m going to see you soon: in splatoon 3”
When is that video coming out?
YEEEE BOIII
YES
Yep. That comment aged well.
YES
Im so exited i love splatoon. :]
If Callie and Marie was a pun for Calamari, what are Pearl and Marina? Marina means harbour... Pearl is just well, pearl. Wait... OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IT'S PEARL HARBOR!
ZeroTheZero *plays X-files theme song*
*_badum tss_*
ded
thats kinda amazing lol, not sure if intentional or not
JAPAN WANTS TO WAGE WAR AGAINST US ONCE MORE
“Invisible floors is Nintendo’s dark souls”.
Well buddy,
Just you wait till the octo expansion.
*TEST FAILED*
Inner agent 3: menacing
Menacing snail *menacing noises*
YOU POSTED ON CZcams, SENDING TACTICAL NUKE
you existed,test failed
Can we just appreciate for a second how Alpha *never once upgraded a weapon?*
beating dj octavio with a level 1 hero shot is like beating girl power station without a plan
@@fadingdreamx Wait we’re supposed to plan?
@@fadingdreamx dude i did both of those things lol my only plan ever is shoot and hope for the best
@@aquawarrior honestly same except I dodge roll with the dualies so I can twist their arm while shooting
HAHAHA,...niether did I😎😈
"The worst girl"
Man, what a dark time 2017 was. Everyone was cursed with such ignorance.
Lmao right? If only he knew she was second best girl
Why
And ink....
o-o HOW COULD WE DO SUCH A THING :(
Pearl is the worst girl she so ugly
can not say the same for Marina
My opinion on Marie:
TRAINED U.S SNIPER! OVER 300 CONFIRMED KILLS!
How I wish I was that good at snipers. Although, the Wasabi Splattershot from Splatoon 1 is pretty good
Jordan Tillman yeah? I mean the game is from Japan
XD Makes sense
Archus: The Dual-Wielding Light it’s OVER 9,000!
arun khandelwal Someone did :/
Predicts what happens to Callie before even getting to Octostomp never the less DJ Octavio
He did it in Octo expansion too. I guess he’s just a splatoon psychic!
“This girl is not as good as Callie.”
I tip my hat to you. One legend to another
Hmm...
I wonder why you think that...
Your opinion is wrong
Cap’n cuttlefish is best girl
That’s a Rango reference bro
@@aidenb200 yeah, shut up, Callie is best girl. Screw you.
@@mimikyupikachu4385 No one he just said it anyway
When he said he hated the dualies, I was saddened. When he learned to love them, my faith in Alpharad had been restored.
CALLIE REMEMBER THE SONG
*throws the radio station at her head*
oml idk why i laughed so much at this
"It's not about the size of the wand but the magic it bestows,"
That's what I tell myself each night.
Lol
if only girls had the same mindset
Sadly, you bestow it only to yourself
It’s not about the size of the mug but what is in it
@@iknowwhereyoulive618 if only people in general had the same mindset
I love how Alpharad’s always enthusiastic about the games he plays, it’s charming.
I literally got chills when Callie came back and they started singing
I finished the Octo expansion by blaring the Calamari Inkantation mix that is the first, second, and final splatfest versions.
Oh no! I can't watch this video because I don't want spoilers for this *super plot heavy* game!
There's a lot of plot on Marina IF YA CATCH MY DRIFT ECHECHBWEE
Bob bobinson its more about how the bosses are going to be.
*P L O T H E A V Y*
🅱LOT
The last boss is an advertisement for arms
Bob bobinson 🅱LOT
The best girl is obviously octostomp
@Dagamerb01 still best girl
Octostomp Redux is better
@Dagamerb01 read the pinned comment, and woooosh
@Dagamerb01 you must be funny at parties
Lips for days 😩😩😩
Alpharad: the slosher, kid friendly shotgun
Umbrella: ~angery~
7:05 “Product provided by Nintendo”
7:26 *starts playing Sonic music*
Nintendo:
._.
Link Master power yes
LinkMaster Power yes
Boop The Scoop no, SEGA does.
@Boop The Scoop No? Why would you think that?
The songs called Live and learn if anyone’s wondering...
"Then there's Agent 3 who's currently out with our grandpa cap'n cuttlefish, they won't be back for a while..." - 19:04
That's why Agent 3 isn't in splatoon 2.
but _where_
dragontyron in Inkopolis Plaza?
Gregg rulz, ok that is actually a good answer, but inkopolis plaza is close to inkopolis square because of the inkopolis tower which you can see in the background outside from the city.
dragontyron They're on the coast, outside of Inkopolis somewhere. Says it in a Sunken Scroll.
praise be the sunken scrolls
The best girl is C.Q. Cumber
You don’t like C.Q. Cumber?
*test failed*
*8 ball has fallen off*
You looked at me.. you breathed
*You tried to Explode me. Test failed*
@@Agent-gk1jf you did everything right. TEST FAILED
You forgot to add the tier 1 dlc armor as gear
*TEST FAILED B-*
He got to the boss in less than 5 minutes and was more entertaining than the last Airbender movie
21:50 can we appreciate how AMAZING this clutch was
Best girl wars are great and all but can we talk about how frustrating it is that he never upgraded his heroshot
I feel like I like Marina the best because she's a minority in the series (being a sane and peaceful Octoling) and because she's actually really kind and caring.
Yeah, all of the idols are amazing, but Marina is my favourite because her design is just so well done for one of the first octolings in inkling society
@@bluestar_725 replying to a 4 year old comment that has no other comments, interesting
@@The_Holy_Wooomy I wasn't paying attention to when it was posted tbh, I just wanted to share my opinion
the minority statement aged like milk
this aged poorly
The amount if ass shots we get in this game is unbelievable. First, in the start up screen, then Marie, and then Callie.
I'm not complaining, but jeez
You should complain when it's a 14 year old
GUH HUH
@@MoonlightAcid1 isn't Callie 19
"These octolings want my head, but I don't want to play with them" There's a lot that can be said about that....
WHAT
why must you do this to me lol
also i like your pfp
@@alonely_corncob6316 Thanks fam, it’s from a channel long forgotten
@@miguelcarneiro8074 Unnus Anus :(
Is it just me or does the last boss look like an advertisement for arms
timbo Squeeze v they did it before the game came out in splatoon 1
timbo Squeeze It's nearly the exact same boss, they just added the rail section.
Ganonbros and removed the platforming, and added different moves and Callie.
timbo Squeeze ash Octavio and Callie are arms characters confirmed
Me: I like Marie
Alpharad: O MY WA MOU OOOH SHINDERU
Me: **really loud screeching noises**
37:24 Listen closely, you can hear something
*WOOMY*
Underated
xXOo Lazy Demon oOXx Would you like to hear a story deep underground?
V E E M O.
@@stxrc0urt_will O O M I
@@kookiekatz1949 *V E E M O*
OMG THE LAST SPLATFEST SHOULD BE SQUID SISTERS VS OFF THE HOOK
Ghost Girl127 Will Be epic
Squid Sisters wll always be better
That would make sense...
*since if it was Marina vs Pearl, Marina would win by a landslide*
The correct answer would be Sheldon. Obviously
Plus, I don't want to think about the final splatfest, I don't think that there should be a final splatfest till splatoon 3 in like 2 or 3 years
All these salty ass comments about who's best girl. You all wrong.
Zapfish best girl.
Great Zapfish's the best girl...
judd only.
It's all about Octoling #4 in the plaza with that expertly drawn Mii Post.
fornaxian Huh. I always thought cuttlefish was the best girl.
You cant even tell the gender fucking idiot
I actually had a really good time fighting octavio, unlike other bosses; during the part where he launches his fists and when the fists break and get sent back it was so satisfying 10/10 absolute win
I remember beating the final boss with a broken arm, saying this game is pathetically easy compared to the first
And then...
*inner agent 3 flashbacks*
Callie:10/10
Marie:10/10
Pearl:10/10
Marina:10/10
That's better
Jellyfish 90/10
I only like marina because my octo explansoin days and how I needed her
Sheldon 11/10
Mr grizz:100/10
"Like sonic, the only game ever with railings in it." RIP RATCHET AND CLANK.
And infamous
Key Wise
And sunset overdrive, but that was made by insomniac games
Can't imagine where they got the animations for dualies on rails from. *Cough cough* ratchet deadlocked *cough cough*
kinda
especially the rail switch flip. definitely the flip.
5 years later and this video is still a bang
That's a hit
35:36 That was the most aggressive swearing I've ever heard from Alpha
Who inserted ARMS footage over the final boss?
He had Arms before ARMS.
It is a sneak peek of arms 2 on NX, product provided by nintendo of course!
This is armsception
Them theres some roasters
The final boss music was so awful I actually played ARMS music over it.
When it said The Octogalaxy I thought it said The Octogay
LMAO
lol
lol
lol
wtf LMFAO
Splatoon 2: An Inkopolis Without Danger
Agent 4 went far to save all that she loves, she gave it all that she's got, and made it through, she was like a star, shining bright on Inkopolis, and made evil go away. She needed a way to find the answer, and Marie could count on her for good. She wanted to do her best to not let Marie down, she was up to the test, and turned Inkopolis around.
2:10 Ah, I see you a man of culture as well
33:46
Buy Arms.
Out now for the Nintendo Switch.
thanks for spoiling the next boss >:(
Trusso61 271 You might not wan't to match the full video
The first splatoon had the same concept and that came out way before arms so with this stupid logic. Buy splatoon out for Nintendo switch
Trusso61 271 It's a joke dumbass
What if Imagine Dragons comes out with a song called Octo Oven
Instant hit
Ah, my first Alpharad video that I’ve watched. It really takes me back.
its a little bit mildly infuriating that he didn upgrade any of his weapons despite having so many components, and its just hilarious watching him stumble through the final boss with a level 1 hero shot
"Get him all dirty, oh... you like that baby?" -Alpharad 2017
TerribleSyntax “he’s splooging all over the place!”
-gay- *squidmosexual*
@10:15
Callie? Pfft.
Cap'n Cuttlefish is the best girl!
Lmao
No, Jelonzo is best girl.
Agent 3 Approves!
Moe is best girl.
Yes I can agree tho
I remember when Marie won in the final splatfest of Splatoon. I died inside. Callie best girl
I believe even the creator of splatoon was rooting for Callie and as bummed when she lost
Cuz Marie just better🤷♂️
@@itsjustaaron8621 her players are better, but she's not any better than Callie
„I’ll see you, in splatoon 3”
Cant wait to see huk play splatoon 3 and it’s coming out !
Alpha:”I’m gonna say it slowly for you...”
Me:”Say it...”
Alpha:” this girl is...”
me:”SAY IT!!!!”
Alpha:”not as good as Callie is...”
Me:”...I’ll take it..”
I Like Marina
join the pearl army
@@andreahodgson7356 You mean the forehead gang? (Original joke I know.)
@@Marathon.52 yes her forehead is beautiful
@@andreahodgson7356 I’m in
its 1000% easier if you upgrade you hero shot before the final boss
Harlequinn word of truth
Alpharad, This made me laugh so much! Thanks for sharing!
The fact he did this without upgrades is just insane lol
ARMS is a Splatoon 2 prologue confirmed
No, Splatoon is ARMS prolouge.
So Callie looks like Plumeria and poses like Gladion
Okay
Pretty much. Props for that analogy.
@@cdwarrior6582 I mean it fits perfectly.
Bro you don’t even know how much Callie means to me 🥺 she’s probably like my favorite character from any franchise, god I love her SO MUCH 💖💖
AlphaXcallie
Ah. I see you are a person of culture as well! She's my favorite too!
"Quest for the best girl"
But Marina is right there...?
Finally
I decent person
@Ninja oreo I swear to fucking god
@Ninja oreo I absolutely agree
TRUE
When you want to watch Alpha but you don't want to get spoiled
- Kyojin!! It's just the first few chapters
Yeah because this game is super plot heavy
A-Mei-Zing
What In The Hell Are You Talking About?!
He Finished The Game!
Caleb Shomakr2.0 and because the " super plot heavy" comment is at the top of the comment section and you can't be original.
- Kyojin!! When you want to watch Alpha, but his waifu is trash
Lets all acknowledge how Alpharad does not know the lyrics to Imagine Dragons songs so he says " Ba Ba Ba Buh"
Its probably to cover over the song to avoid copyright
"see you soon in splatoon 3" Finally, the prophecy is true!
"In Splatoon 3!!"
Alpha used Future Sight
*Sight
@@servantofwrath7370 sorry, but it was like 3 AM for me, so chill
Future site
Back in my day if a giant robot shot its fists at you you had to shoot them while in the air
Ok boomer
WolfGang LameGames ok zoomer
@@rosieclym8197 ok loomer
I understand. I am no "ok boomer" man. I respect the difficulty. Although I play that boss for fun, so...
There's that
@@morganowings476 Ok boomer
Pearl and Marina
Marina = Harbor
Pearl and Harbor
Pearl Harbor
those damn Japanese
mega ampharos gaming Painful
shhhh
hey i said that on the last spla2n video :(
mega ampharos gaming And this game comes from.....Japan.
19:22
Nintendo: I’m four parallel universes ahead of you.
that final boss music is just so great i cant get enough
0:58 *MARIE FANS TRIGGERED*
law abiding citizens*
*_A N G E R Y_*
**a bit earlier**
Pearl fans triggered
MARIE EMPIRE RISES!
me
3:21 “Let’s break it down”
-Lucio
Lets step up the beat
Lucio-o's!
Anyone gonna talk about the music in the final boss? All three tracks in that are absurdly good, especially the second one in my opinion, such a mellow song made so epic at the start of the phase.
“Oh buddy, I’m gonna see ya soon… in Splatoon 3.”
Little did he know when they met again, it would be on the same side as they fought a giant bear in space.
Callie lowkey posing like a JoJo's character
I’ve never watched jojo in my life but I agree
@@Helicopter7 same bro
"This game is just sonic, the only game to have rails in it" have you heard of Ratchet & Clank my mans?
What?
@Richard McDonough Tis a joke, fellow Internet person.
oh my god, finally, somneone who sees it my way
He said he would see Octavio again soon and 5 years later it came true
17:58
Wow
Who knew
The Prometheus school of running away from things DOES work in some cases
Ah, a fellow person. 5 SINS!
@@Marathon.52 Ah, a fellow fellow person. Extra sin!
There should be a video with alpharad saying baboom everytime LOL
I think he says badaboom
NumbKnucks he's saying badaboom but barely pronouncing the da so it sounds like baboom
Are you ready for a 73 hour compilation??
Alpharad 2017: 37:40 I'll see you in Splatoon 3!
Nintendo 2021: Splatoon 3 coming out 2022
me: sees the credits
me: oh im gonna love splatting that wall-
17:56 WRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY You thought it was Octostomp, but it was me, Dio!!!
Also, the Octavian King II's punchs were more mudas than oras. The fists were even golden!
Gold Experience
@@patrickbattle232 requiem
what is that sound from?
@@benjamator6700 same dude, I can never find it
@Lemon it is? I don't remember that...
20:20
WE COULD'VE HAD IT AAAAALLLL
ROLLIN' THROUGH THE IIIINNNKKKK
XD I know that song
cupcake maniac whats the name
WITH MY WOES
Probably Bomb rush Blush
the hell is happening idk
I love the boss song, it ticked me off so much when I didn’t get to hear it
Ah yes my favorite video: Alpharad Simps for Callie for 40 Minutes
"And then we gotta fight the toaster"
Best quote 2017 Edit: i forgot i commented this
Great comment to forget about
Great comment to forget about
Great comment to forget about
Great comment to forget about
I just ruined the chain ha ha
11:49 "The princess is in another castle"
im so happy seeing you so happy about the final boss
This feels like sonic because it's the only games that has railings in it
Ratchet and clank series: *am I joke to you?*
What series
33:01 oh snap. Lit music,sick poses,WHAT ELSE
Oh the RAINMAKER
It’s jojo
Pizzaz
F U
N
Jaylen Newbill stands
Not sure if alpha actually likes imagine dragons or if he's just making fun of it
probably both
Alpharad probably? How do you not know?
Imagine Dragons - Octoboss Level
alpharads reply has 69 likes when I am replying rn
alpha probably unironically likes them but makes fun of it ironically to make people think he doesnt like them.
you know, like a coward.
Alpha trying to avoid the copyright police gets me cracking up every single time.
Sobs in Pearl and Marie are my favourites. Pearl’s red and black hoodie outfit is all I need ever okay??????
Splatfests: 28 stab wounds
*SLAMS TABLE* 28 SPLATFESTS!!
the best girl is alpharad
Pixel Perfect No it's cap n cuttlefish
Octotropper 69#
The true best thing of 2021
Is that splatoon 3, apex legend legacy, fortnite S6 C2. All have bows.
What in the world is that Fac.
I remember the good old days when Jacob used to say, “Baboom”
Bringing out the big guns?
Pretty sure that's Ruckus... I mean Diva...
This whole game was just a tactic to hype up the release of /DREDGE/
Ruckus > D.va
Is that a mother frickin JOJO REFERENCE!!!!!
Yes,yes it is
KONO DIO-DAH
WRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
AWAKEN MY MASTER!
*AWAKEN intensifies*
"This is just Sonic. You know the only game that has railings in it."
Me: Shrieks in Kid Icarus
subbing for the hearthstone reference and the hearthstone reference alone