Awkward Dating Show (pt. 2)

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Komentáře • 10K

  • @-buzz-
    @-buzz- Před 4 lety +8775

    "Thurston" sounds like a name Cody and Noel would use when they're making fun of people.

    • @djfebrezee
      @djfebrezee Před 4 lety +37

      For reeeaaal

    • @dhritimodi8100
      @dhritimodi8100 Před 4 lety +253

      Thurston, Klyle and Brethany the holy trinity

    • @g.molina3269
      @g.molina3269 Před 4 lety +9

      I think he’s named after Thurston county in WA state since Cut films in Seattle🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @rebaoreilly8900
      @rebaoreilly8900 Před 4 lety +22

      Adri Anna or Thurston Moore from Sonic Youth? Maybe his parents were some Gen Xers into indie rock (honestly being Seattle I wouldn’t be surprised...)

    • @fardousahmed5152
      @fardousahmed5152 Před 4 lety +15

      Excuse me how dare you overlook meme legend Thurston the cat

  • @eshagollapalli2433
    @eshagollapalli2433 Před 4 lety +2639

    Button: “He’d make a great father”
    Lady with kids: “what”

    • @MarleeMartin1
      @MarleeMartin1 Před 4 lety +4

      Esha Gollapalli awkward 😂😂

    • @z3ig332
      @z3ig332 Před 4 lety +18

      Esha Gollapalli Yes that is what happened

    • @Fajnybobr
      @Fajnybobr Před 4 lety +5

      Lmao right? Tf button what do you know you robot bastard😂

    • @Fajnybobr
      @Fajnybobr Před 4 lety +1

      i'll love taehyung for eternitae button stinky thats all im gonna say 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @yassica
    @yassica Před 3 lety +4035

    she's literally a professional cuddler there so many questions you could ask her about that and puppet dude goes "that seems like a good line of work" bro

    • @k3upikachu
      @k3upikachu Před 3 lety +113

      I KNOW it'd be so easy

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven Před 3 lety +80

      What you don't know is that he actually dreamed of a career in cuddling but nobody wanted to be cuddled by that fucking puppet.

    • @drakebell5649
      @drakebell5649 Před 3 lety +18

      @@LunarEleven I want to be cuddled by the puppet

    • @masonschultz315
      @masonschultz315 Před 3 lety +56

      She's a professional CUTLER not cuddler lmao

    • @mckennasmoot8693
      @mckennasmoot8693 Před 3 lety +20

      @@masonschultz315 I thought she said peddler

  • @fshzi
    @fshzi Před 3 lety +3054

    imagine having to say... your parents names are cosmo and thurston.
    *cosmo and thurston..*

  • @gracecrowley38
    @gracecrowley38 Před 4 lety +16486

    Imagine getting rejected by a man with a puppet

  • @Milanka69
    @Milanka69 Před 4 lety +2452

    When he pressed the hutton at the wrong time holy shit i have never felt so damn awkward in my life

    • @Coco-hq8vt
      @Coco-hq8vt Před 4 lety +83

      I physically cringed.. he wanted to eliminate her so fast 😭😂 and I can't tell if it was because she was 5'4" or some other reason

    • @randomuser3441
      @randomuser3441 Před 4 lety +35

      Coco Bug I thinks it’s because she looked old or they didn’t connect.

    • @Ben28287
      @Ben28287 Před 4 lety +10

      Coco Bug definitely because she was 5’4. He tried to hit it as soon as she said that, but she said it when the button was about to turn off.

    • @chloekim8894
      @chloekim8894 Před 4 lety +1

      IKR AH-

    • @stoocy
      @stoocy Před 4 lety +8

      that second hand embarrassment hit hard

  • @kambrierose9859
    @kambrierose9859 Před 3 lety +3437

    WHEN I REALIZED IT WAS A PUPPET AND NOT AN ANIMAL I SCREAMED 💀💀

    • @juliahudson1879
      @juliahudson1879 Před 2 lety +32

      I was terrified Bc whyyyy???

    • @bandonkadonk
      @bandonkadonk Před 2 lety +14

      it was pretty obvious i mean just looking at the fur it did not look normal 😭😭

    • @rohithvishwajith4988
      @rohithvishwajith4988 Před 2 lety +11

      @@bandonkadonk I thought it was an otter lol

    • @izzybitsyspider03
      @izzybitsyspider03 Před 2 lety +8

      Well, I thought it was a kid at first so...

    • @Gracehasyoutube
      @Gracehasyoutube Před 2 lety +8

      @@izzybitsyspider03 same. I was like “Oh bring the mom back, we’ve got a dad in the building”

  • @kaitlyn3832
    @kaitlyn3832 Před 3 lety +3906

    Cody: "He's got a porn-stache"
    *foreshadowing*

  • @kiaraeshi
    @kiaraeshi Před 4 lety +6765

    "I don't get cringed out that often"
    *has a whole series called That's Cringe*

    • @reidrobinson9724
      @reidrobinson9724 Před 4 lety +57

      kiaraeshi And when was the last time he uploaded a part of that series? My point exactly

    • @Big_B.
      @Big_B. Před 4 lety +35

      Reid Robinson ok

    • @merino8482
      @merino8482 Před 4 lety +80

      @@reidrobinson9724 how is he supposed to record a thats cringe episode w noel if theyre staying at home???

    • @nomorevex
      @nomorevex Před 4 lety +1

      Reid Robinson good point bro

    • @omega0195
      @omega0195 Před 4 lety +6

      You're a woman. Get back to the kitchen.

  • @stok_2109
    @stok_2109 Před 4 lety +6990

    The button messes with with the people who actually have a chance to hit it off but the button didn’t say anything about the puppet guy, he let that train wreck itself

  • @sarahh.5607
    @sarahh.5607 Před 3 lety +1173

    Them:*is awkward*
    Someone:*mentions weed*
    Them: "DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS"

  • @ysatabio6112
    @ysatabio6112 Před 3 lety +1012

    when homeboy pressed the button too late i had to take a break and watch several tiny house videos before i could let myself continue after that

    • @emmelinaa
      @emmelinaa Před 3 lety +32

      Most I've ever related to a comment.

    • @MsLol4evr
      @MsLol4evr Před 3 lety +24

      My soul left my body

    • @hubbybubby7867
      @hubbybubby7867 Před 3 lety +6

      What’s a tiny house video

    • @taffyvago
      @taffyvago Před 2 lety +3

      this is a good comment

    • @newt2120
      @newt2120 Před rokem

      yo it didn't really phase me, should I be seeing a therapist? it was awkward but eh..

  • @skylarf1995
    @skylarf1995 Před 4 lety +3798

    imagine having to tell people that your parents’ names are thirston and cosmo

    • @vickhj6333
      @vickhj6333 Před 4 lety +65

      damn he must be thirsty all the time 🤤😳😳

    • @williammiller496
      @williammiller496 Před 4 lety +189

      @@vickhj6333 you have been eliminated

    • @Paige-gp3fj
      @Paige-gp3fj Před 4 lety +11

      Was literally thinking this when they said their names!

    • @jacksonhoward7381
      @jacksonhoward7381 Před 4 lety +9

      Bro they ain't having kids anytime soon

    • @arvindpennathur
      @arvindpennathur Před 4 lety +45

      Imagine telling your kid that you met your s.o. through a game show where a button set you up

  • @andrearobyn3701
    @andrearobyn3701 Před 4 lety +2721

    "I ended the date cause she wasn't into my puppet" How is he real

    • @nicole1708
      @nicole1708 Před 4 lety +86

      The worst part is that he's actually good looking and could pull girls if he tried to 😭

    • @Z5Z5Z5
      @Z5Z5Z5 Před 4 lety +30

      @@nicole1708 nah fam

    • @Slightly.artistic
      @Slightly.artistic Před 4 lety +20

      Nicole nah he has the same look as that old dating show serial killer but with a silent puppet

    • @IceTeaElias
      @IceTeaElias Před 4 lety +9

      I doubt he'll find someone who's "into" his puppet any time soon

    • @andrearobyn3701
      @andrearobyn3701 Před 4 lety +1

      @@IceTeaElias Maybe another puppet will be

  • @sadiemcc9363
    @sadiemcc9363 Před 3 lety +761

    "Where do they find these people?"
    Seattle, Cody.

  • @S2I2
    @S2I2 Před 3 lety +712

    I can imagine the people who are making the button talk just creepily laughing backstage

  • @hannahscott5695
    @hannahscott5695 Před 4 lety +7896

    A part of me died when the tall guy failed to reject that girl

  • @OOOOOOBBB
    @OOOOOOBBB Před 4 lety +9156

    Noel Miller: Date going well
    Button: guess what his race is

  • @Gobsnachaz
    @Gobsnachaz Před 3 lety +231

    "Oh, he doesn't talk..." Serial killer. I'm calling it.

    • @seanparker3386
      @seanparker3386 Před 2 lety +4

      Definitely

    • @ahlpym
      @ahlpym Před 2 lety +14

      “I had to eliminate the last person, because she wasn’t into the puppet, so…”

    • @Burialofagod
      @Burialofagod Před 2 lety

      Nah he’s too weird and virginy

  • @aprilshaye
    @aprilshaye Před 3 lety +313

    WHEN HE MISSED THE BUZZER. I have never laughed so hard in my LIFE. Long arms completely missed their purpose.

  • @abbywolffe4114
    @abbywolffe4114 Před 4 lety +3372

    Ty: I smoke weed
    James: ...I smoke a lot too
    Button: James likes to smoke crack cocaine

    • @averythesuperhero
      @averythesuperhero Před 4 lety +157

      Button: James likes to snort the ashes of his grandmother

    • @sparton6421
      @sparton6421 Před 4 lety +9

      @@averythesuperhero holy frick

    • @jewzy6558
      @jewzy6558 Před 4 lety +26

      it's funnier when u use the buttons voice

    • @schr0dr504
      @schr0dr504 Před 4 lety +13

      Did anyone else read it in the button voice

    • @guyjohnson5465
      @guyjohnson5465 Před 4 lety

      Abby Wolffe czcams.com/video/FqMmZjldoQA/video.html

  • @laurramore
    @laurramore Před 4 lety +18526

    When the tall guy pressed the red button too late I literally left my body and floated around above myself to get away from the second hand awkwardness

    • @karleychapman8967
      @karleychapman8967 Před 4 lety +851

      I literary started crying

    • @zezimarsn630
      @zezimarsn630 Před 4 lety +626

      perfect explanation holy shit i looked away

    • @idreamed_adream
      @idreamed_adream Před 4 lety +511

      I stopped breathing until it was over lol

    • @Kirsten4260
      @Kirsten4260 Před 4 lety +348

      You found very good words to describe this feeling
      I felt this in my 🆂🅾︎🆄🅻

    • @Jack-pw1kg
      @Jack-pw1kg Před 4 lety +201

      i paused at that moment and scrolled down for a comment like this... perfect LOL

  • @Matty002
    @Matty002 Před 3 lety +332

    when a grown man takes a puppet to a date and has the nerve to bail on the girl for being nice
    its a good reminder of how absurd life is

  • @xlilimariex
    @xlilimariex Před 3 lety +440

    My husband is 6’7 and everyone ask him how tall he is and he hates it

    • @minjaarsic3327
      @minjaarsic3327 Před 3 lety +41

      my boyfriend is 6'5 and I'm fuckin *5'2* at 18 as a guy so I look like his little brother when we're out together 😔 the struggle is real

    • @stewartmullings1552
      @stewartmullings1552 Před 3 lety +26

      Was in a supermarket and I asked this guy (I'm pretty sure he's at least 6'7) how tall he was. He looked at me deadpan and said "I'm not gonna answer that" and just kept walking. His wife came up behind him and laughed and apologised but it was okay lol. I get it. It must be so annoying for people to ask you the same question over and over everywhere you go.

    • @jaketalbot1863
      @jaketalbot1863 Před 3 lety +21

      @@minjaarsic3327 that sounds pretty gay

    • @shelr8139
      @shelr8139 Před 3 lety +4

      My brother is also 6’7 and people do that too, it’s exhausting. Or they ask “What are you an NBA player?” Which is better but still weird lol

    • @t0xtricity2
      @t0xtricity2 Před 3 lety +3

      @@minjaarsic3327 the fuck?

  • @cameronv1395
    @cameronv1395 Před 4 lety +4606

    I’ve never wanted to die more than when that guy hit the button too late omg

    • @avasmithh
      @avasmithh Před 4 lety +275

      I had to stop watching for a bit it hurt

    • @jorgedaniel9656
      @jorgedaniel9656 Před 4 lety +223

      I audibly gasped for air. I don't even think I've ever done that, that second-hand awkwardness hit hard

    • @ashes941
      @ashes941 Před 4 lety +132

      literally taking a break from watching it to find this comment bc it was too awkward for me to handle hahaha

    • @joebearman620
      @joebearman620 Před 4 lety +32

      ActuallySir I FUCKING BURST OUT CRYING LAUGHING 😂

    • @cignature4489
      @cignature4489 Před 4 lety +57

      I almost clicked off of codys video bc i couldnt handle

  • @lyssa5186
    @lyssa5186 Před 4 lety +5641

    i don’t think i’ve ever screamed louder than when the guy tried to hit the button but was too late

    • @ep3989
      @ep3989 Před 4 lety +398

      Alyssa Ortega I think I lost 5 years of my life watching that

    • @rafaelaoliveira1483
      @rafaelaoliveira1483 Před 4 lety +329

      I felt phisical pain watching that

    • @shockagek5000
      @shockagek5000 Před 4 lety +245

      I had to pause the video and stop watching for a few minutes to get over that

    • @jaytalktoem
      @jaytalktoem Před 4 lety +74

      Did anyone else bite their pillow

    • @zt7504
      @zt7504 Před 4 lety +25

      @@jaytalktoem bro I was biting the cap on my water bottle

  • @asdjklsadj
    @asdjklsadj Před 3 lety +85

    When he pressed the button and it said “too late” I physically couldn’t handle it and turned into a ball

  • @littlemsterious991
    @littlemsterious991 Před 3 lety +97

    Cody making up a scenario where he uses a puppet to get a girl is 100% gold

  • @ScottOctober
    @ScottOctober Před 4 lety +4682

    Imagine being rejected by a dude that carries a puppet everywhere with him. That'd be such a hit on the self confidence. Lol.

    • @aardfay
      @aardfay Před 4 lety +187

      Maybe, but it's more of a blessing in disguise. He must be insane.

    • @MarleeMartin1
      @MarleeMartin1 Před 4 lety +36

      For real omg guy was wack😂😂

    • @AneishaH
      @AneishaH Před 4 lety +67

      i would’ve cried if my date showed up with a puppet

    • @JadeCassar
      @JadeCassar Před 4 lety +18

      robbie?

    • @pointillisttt
      @pointillisttt Před 4 lety +54

      i'm SHOCKED that she didn't press the button first

  • @patitoyyy9096
    @patitoyyy9096 Před 3 lety +14305

    If I ever get rejected by someone with a silent puppet I might just give up on life altogether

    • @jakhom1444
      @jakhom1444 Před 3 lety +330

      To me thats a good thing, at least I dont peak the interest of a weird puppet guy hes probably interested in weird puppet girls

    • @BOATIE141
      @BOATIE141 Před 3 lety +26

      @Mark Lowney thanks bro

    • @breegalloway2043
      @breegalloway2043 Před 3 lety +15

      @Mark Lowney yeah I think it was a joke dude

    • @JustAskMeTV101
      @JustAskMeTV101 Před 2 lety +45

      I think he's the kind of person who goes around rejecting everyone just so he doesn't get rejected by them first

    • @marin.g
      @marin.g Před 2 lety +4

      @Mark Lowney stop this is so wholesome, i love u

  • @madiroach4193
    @madiroach4193 Před 3 lety +114

    They definitely find random people off the street to be on this show💀

  • @ruebee9113
    @ruebee9113 Před 3 lety +97

    "youre so beautiful!"
    "jenkins! Come on! don't embarass me..."
    that killed me

  • @aeunsan
    @aeunsan Před 4 lety +19769

    i think cody should be the button, he’s having *WAY too* much fun impersonating it

    • @steviehey7339
      @steviehey7339 Před 4 lety +63

      HAHHA legit

    • @Sabeezy
      @Sabeezy Před 4 lety +203

      It annoys me that you put the emphasis on too and not way

    • @aeunsan
      @aeunsan Před 4 lety +143

      @KamiJai // your wish is my command lmao

    • @dtrkk
      @dtrkk Před 4 lety +21

      Narancia 😭😢

    • @jennacrandell2840
      @jennacrandell2840 Před 4 lety +25

      now hear me out, you should uncapitalize the word “too” just to make it overall better to read

  • @AJtheDestroyer
    @AJtheDestroyer Před 4 lety +2590

    This was the weirdest group of people I’ve ever seen in a video like this

    • @jiminsuga5803
      @jiminsuga5803 Před 4 lety +19

      AJtheDestroyer go watch the „guessing who my kid slept with“ videos

    • @ayal8842
      @ayal8842 Před 4 lety +81

      lmao yeah but the single mom was cool

    • @adamsorensen7996
      @adamsorensen7996 Před 4 lety +23

      The professional cuddler and the god damn silent puppet master 😂😂😂

    • @AJtheDestroyer
      @AJtheDestroyer Před 4 lety +3

      Aya L yea but I soon as I find that out that button is pushed

    • @ashleypineda9715
      @ashleypineda9715 Před 4 lety +17

      Except the first girl she’s was cool 😎

  • @douknowwhodeezis3283
    @douknowwhodeezis3283 Před 3 lety +105

    nobody:
    not even a single soul:
    the button:I'm close I think I'm coming

  • @-theislander-5888
    @-theislander-5888 Před 2 lety +61

    i know cody‘s in a relationship and all that but i feel like he would absolutely slay on this show.
    funniest elderly man alive.

  • @abemurillo2931
    @abemurillo2931 Před 4 lety +664

    The awkwardness when he failed to hit the button killed me

    • @mimiwey9014
      @mimiwey9014 Před 4 lety +41

      Abe Murillo I dissolved to another dimension I couldn’t take it 😭😭

    • @0DlREoAMvERe0
      @0DlREoAMvERe0 Před 4 lety +2

      I was dying inside

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 Před 4 lety +1

      Awkward level: ASIAN

  • @olivergee341
    @olivergee341 Před 4 lety +11361

    When tall king missed the button my entire body started to hurt with cringe

    • @67to94
      @67to94 Před 4 lety +712

      I started yelling uncontrollably no cap that shit HURT

    • @momoz1
      @momoz1 Před 4 lety +583

      I had to skip it i couldn’t physically watch watch that

    • @tuna8718
      @tuna8718 Před 4 lety +341

      it was so bad i had to close my eyes

    • @nat-qn8nq
      @nat-qn8nq Před 4 lety +329

      shit made me so tense like what do you dooooo

    • @makayla1458
      @makayla1458 Před 4 lety +159

      that was terrible and it put me in such intense pain jfc

  • @carlo8641
    @carlo8641 Před 3 lety +58

    I actually thought I was the worst person when it comes to conversations, I was wrong.

  • @Kari.o
    @Kari.o Před 3 lety +59

    I swear the ages go from like 50 to 19 wtf 😳

  • @oliviafrench4175
    @oliviafrench4175 Před 4 lety +7265

    cody: "I don't get cringed out that often"
    also Cody: *has an entire series dedicated to cringing*

  • @karimehberrios9680
    @karimehberrios9680 Před 4 lety +2171

    I PHYSICALLY CRINGED SO HARD WHEN HE PUSHED THE BUTTON BEFORE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

    • @austinkennedy7312
      @austinkennedy7312 Před 4 lety +130

      It was after he was supposed to lol he just missed it

    • @rafiffairuztama
      @rafiffairuztama Před 4 lety +2

      Fact 😫

    • @julesy2360
      @julesy2360 Před 4 lety +32

      lmfao same I had to bury my head in my pillow for 30 secs

    • @shivyadra2365
      @shivyadra2365 Před 4 lety +14

      same i had to close the video for a few minutes

    • @marcellakicks6181
      @marcellakicks6181 Před 4 lety +15

      I had to pause the video and stick my head in the freezer 😫

  • @olao825
    @olao825 Před 3 lety +99

    I want the fish girl to come on there and quiz them on Ocean facts

  • @seanparker3386
    @seanparker3386 Před 2 lety +24

    10:07 she gave him a taste of the rest of his life “interesting” followed by immediate rejection

  • @Ender-xx6li
    @Ender-xx6li Před 4 lety +1104

    "Not liking the puppet is a deal breaker" I've heard high standards before, but holy hell, that is the HIGHEST standard

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 Před 4 lety +78

      The guy is going to murder someone one day or end up in the psych ward sooner ot later

    • @alastorbutwithagun
      @alastorbutwithagun Před 4 lety +26

      abandon hope all ye who enter here
      “Sounds like a good line of work.” Is probably one of the least menacing sentences a human can say, but he said it like he was gonna kill her lmao

    • @dragonaise2417
      @dragonaise2417 Před 4 lety +9

      @@lauratroy13 puppet guy scares me

    • @blairwaldorf-bass8180
      @blairwaldorf-bass8180 Před 4 lety +11

      Ender and she didn’t not like it either, she was nice about it. 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @brianchartrand6024
      @brianchartrand6024 Před 4 lety +2

      Idk I kinda liked it, he should hmu because I’m probably the only person who actually likes his puppet

  • @spencerashford4469
    @spencerashford4469 Před 4 lety +3337

    If “architect drip” isn’t a TMG song I’m unsubscribing.

    • @emilyjoye4602
      @emilyjoye4602 Před 4 lety +40

      SPENCER ASHFORD or "seven eleven polo"

    • @devenjohnson53
      @devenjohnson53 Před 4 lety +3

      SPENCER ASHFORD 4-0 CORNER TAKEN QUICKLY

    • @devenjohnson53
      @devenjohnson53 Před 4 lety +1

      SPENCER ASHFORD DIVOCK DIVOCK

    • @manicpixie6327
      @manicpixie6327 Před 4 lety +2

      My family does not believe I'll make it through this platform so could you subs to prove them wrong :)

    • @kaleolaranang245
      @kaleolaranang245 Před 4 lety +2

      Claudia Lewis no

  • @opossumleftovers1774
    @opossumleftovers1774 Před 3 lety +60

    Thurston is literally a male version of cosmo

  • @dedoidshighvisvest8264
    @dedoidshighvisvest8264 Před 3 lety +41

    I enjoy watching these types of videos when someone like Cody is narrating and making it funny. But if I have to watch these on my own then i just die of second hand embarrassment

  • @novaklija
    @novaklija Před 4 lety +9983

    when he missed the button i literally felt my soul trying to leave my body

    • @beeemm6012
      @beeemm6012 Před 3 lety +314

      Same, I had to struggle to hold onto mine as it was trying. The pain

    • @ITZZCHEEZE
      @ITZZCHEEZE Před 3 lety +36

      💀

    • @juheepark7123
      @juheepark7123 Před 3 lety +220

      Fr why tf did the button do him so dirty lol

    • @donovanwilburn4182
      @donovanwilburn4182 Před 3 lety +170

      I had to pause the video for like 5 seconds to brace myself

    • @willcrow2288
      @willcrow2288 Před 3 lety +41

      Bee Emm sounds like you’re mr. struggle to me 😬

  • @geckoszn
    @geckoszn Před 4 lety +3680

    People: **hitting it off**
    The button: Wagane has been involved in several drug raids on over 56 drug dens that could have proved as competition. He has also committed 79 accounts of second degree murder in 42 countries.

    • @steeloo4750
      @steeloo4750 Před 4 lety +7

      IceyHot this is facts bro😂😂😂😂😂

    • @thewriteinpresident
      @thewriteinpresident Před 4 lety +2

      @@steeloo4750 When “MADNESS” is all that remains…
      You have heard it said that the way you [raise a child] /_\ will determine the DESTINY of that being, and in a world where children (are now raised) / * \ too SELF ISOLATE……..., and SHELTER IN PLACE…….., do you think there will be {any more hugs} [{**}] and joy and laughter for the little ones in this day and age??? As this WAR OF THE WORLD unfolds between We The Society of nonmason……., and them these FREE MASON “Lodge Members” what has this (COVID19) Alien Invasion of PROJECT BLUE BEAM brought to the world be we Male and Female……, or Incubus….., and Succubus for our TWO WORLDS have always been…., and good and evil are only “A CHOICE” not a Condition..., and this world of Trillion Watt Lazers.., and The Great Nuclear Hydrogen Weapons is this the “only reason” +=+ we live too fight and die., and REPEAT these same damn things over and over hoping or “helping” too find THE SAME Damnation RESULTS.?.?.?.?.?
      As The Oracle for the End of this age, and a Male Incubus one at that, has it “ever occurred” [{*}] to you that as The King of ANGELS and DEMONS “my” and OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition is a Road Map….., and a Blue Print “out of this” SLAVE MASTER Fallacy where one thinks they own another when whatever “you hold onto” in this life Actually OWNS You, and you become a SLAVE too the thing [you believe] you cannot live without be it FAME, or Fortune, or Power, or some piece of METAL and Gem Stones called The RING….. Have we not spent a lifetime doing the “same things” over and over EXPECTING {Different Results} from WORLD DOMINATION PLOTS too saying I wish to come back as a VIRUS and (do eradication) to all these Human Beings when in truth` even you miserable LEADERS and Kings and Queens and “Your Excellencies” and Majesties are still HUMAN BEINGS` for do you not share in OUR EMOTIONAL MAKE UP “be you” incubus and succubus???????
      The Cities are not EMPTY cause there are no people left, the Cities are EMPTY cause these People were never here… You can drive and drive too find (Thousands of Cars) in these 50 STATES FOR AMERICA, but once you pull into a TOWN that is still on Lock Down, you see the ENTRAPMENT “of we all” in this Celestial Sphere Duel FLAT EARTH Home World of PURGATORY……., for we are the descendants “of them” that DESTROYED This World over 10,000 Eons Ago, and the POPULATIONS have “never returned” for we forgot how to do RE-POPULATION, and in our Insanity of LUNATICS running the show, we continue to have WAR after WAR after WAR, so FREE MASON Lodge Members could continue to [get the Jobs] teaching FAKE SPACE, False Religions, and Malfeasance in our “Politics” too our LOCAL NEWS PAPERS cause no one wants to OWN What you Done!!!!!
      If you do not know BIG WORDS, then it is time you learned “how to use them” as you STAY HOME, or STAY AT HOME while your little ones are taught to be (Ritualistic Narcissist) and Psychopaths for they are now called “THE SEGREGATIONIST” by we of and for OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition where “your babies” are to remain [666 FEET] Apart at all times, and they “are not” too TALK to others……., and they are only allowed TV SCREENS of these Black Mirror PizzaGATE “Scrying” Devices too be their TRUE moms and dads, as The EDISON of Forced Technology takes away your Communities, your Companion Ships, and Marriages and Families and Friend Ships for how can you (love or hate) one another if all you do in life is learn to OBEY - COMPLY - SUBMIT when the Book of REVELATION “does so state” that the PEOPLE began to Curse Their NEON GOD for denying them the right “too be humane” as they lost all connection to their HUMANITY “be they” Incubus and Succubus of MALE AND FEMALE… Left ALONE too one day become “nothing more” than MACHINE PEOPLE with MACHINE MINDS that lie to themselves {for all time} about Whom they are, What they are, and Where they are…..
      Johnny Exodice LIVES!!!

    • @jded_404
      @jded_404 Před 4 lety +1

      @@thewriteinpresident dude that is so funny, but why tho?

    • @luna-yf4tl
      @luna-yf4tl Před 4 lety

      @@thewriteinpresident thank you, that was the funniest shit I've seen today. but the amount of drugs you took honestly concerns me.

  • @jacuzziOriginal
    @jacuzziOriginal Před 3 lety +17

    Thurston and cosmo were a whole Wes Anderson movie come to life

  • @dinospumoni5611
    @dinospumoni5611 Před 3 lety +40

    i still wanna know what a professional cuddler is and more importantly how i can hire one

  • @seraphiart5026
    @seraphiart5026 Před 4 lety +19330

    All of them look like randomized sims characters

  • @tymenlove6359
    @tymenlove6359 Před 4 lety +2264

    When he missed the red button I shriveled to another dimension.

    • @pocahontas5
      @pocahontas5 Před 4 lety +1

      Melanie Garcia the beginning

    • @bebelsfernandes
      @bebelsfernandes Před 4 lety +16

      i couldn’t even watch

    • @nancym8694
      @nancym8694 Před 4 lety +3

      So cringe lol

    • @Konnordawg
      @Konnordawg Před 4 lety

      Melanie Garcia what do you mean.... did you watch the video, or?? 😂

    • @genevieve222
      @genevieve222 Před 4 lety +3

      i literally have it paused rn bc i was so embarrassed omg

  • @KerbyBug
    @KerbyBug Před 3 lety +24

    Cosmo is actually super cute and i love her

  • @luiscross6736
    @luiscross6736 Před 3 lety +91

    No one:
    Biblically accurate angels: 8:38

  • @chokonnit7337
    @chokonnit7337 Před 4 lety +615

    We are leaving “simp” in April. If you chase women you will now be referred to as a Thirston

    • @redacted3309
      @redacted3309 Před 4 lety

      Can someone get this on urban dictionary or something

  • @teethkinq
    @teethkinq Před 4 lety +2886

    Wagane: *just tryna vibe*
    The button: WAGANE IS WANTED FOR 53 COUNTS OF ARSON ACROSS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

  • @spacetrashfallingdown
    @spacetrashfallingdown Před 3 lety +14

    I love that Cosmo is dressed in green. It's the little things that matter.

  • @asmurr3797
    @asmurr3797 Před 3 lety +16

    2:38 that "wHaT" gets me every time

  • @owenschmidt2317
    @owenschmidt2317 Před 4 lety +3985

    Plot twist: The puppet actually was controlling him...

    • @kiwikoopa6806
      @kiwikoopa6806 Před 4 lety +2

      It's like Boyle from Fairly Odd Parents

    • @brnsckmnfd
      @brnsckmnfd Před 4 lety

      Homestuck?

    • @dakota2386
      @dakota2386 Před 4 lety +5

      Owen Schmidt it all makes sense now

    • @whalesharko4465
      @whalesharko4465 Před 4 lety +6

      I haven't gotten to any puppet in the episode yet and now I'm terrified

    • @pekh1859
      @pekh1859 Před 4 lety

      @@PlasticDoll. it's already out it's called death silence

  • @Randommperson7
    @Randommperson7 Před 4 lety +2544

    the pain behind Cody’s eyes when he said “it’s better than ‘how short are you’, right” LMAO

  • @alisathemushroom9923
    @alisathemushroom9923 Před 3 lety +18

    If you are going to openly carry around a puppet, be confident about it. You seem less weird if you are weird with confidence

  • @poogissploogis
    @poogissploogis Před 2 lety +24

    That Star Trek trivia he dropped could only come from a true trekkie. I see you Cody

  • @sammisummerford1738
    @sammisummerford1738 Před 4 lety +1142

    Cody taking the piss out of these dating shows like he wouldnt be on one if our queen Kelsey didn't fall for him so *frictionlessly*

  • @user-jr6cw3un9n
    @user-jr6cw3un9n Před 4 lety +16098

    the puppet guy needs a reality check if hes gonna bring a puppet and have the audacity to press that button

    • @shaniam1898
      @shaniam1898 Před 3 lety +207

      BLHHAHAHB LITERALLY

    • @spruudle
      @spruudle Před 3 lety +111

      LITERALLY what I thought hahahahaha

    • @jaden8923
      @jaden8923 Před 3 lety +274

      wdym its just robbie from victorious

    • @user-jr6cw3un9n
      @user-jr6cw3un9n Před 3 lety +87

      @@jaden8923 its not like he had the most prosperous love life

    • @Philip7710
      @Philip7710 Před 3 lety +70

      Natalie Emerson cmon that guy was a chick magnet

  • @do-m3126
    @do-m3126 Před 3 lety +42

    Every time a guy left, I thought "this is the worst guy"
    Then the puppet guy came along

  • @hidinginyourattic6522
    @hidinginyourattic6522 Před 2 lety +18

    I like this. It reminds me of why I stay in my room all day

  • @Clara-tw9pb
    @Clara-tw9pb Před 4 lety +1606

    This show is just pointing out people’s physical insecurities until we get to two averagely attractive people

    • @PalitoSelvatico
      @PalitoSelvatico Před 4 lety +190

      Two kinds of people in the show: people who want to have a conversation and people who want to press the button until they get to one they want to fuck.

    • @latinoprophet
      @latinoprophet Před 4 lety +2

      It’s funny

    • @sonjajerome2616
      @sonjajerome2616 Před 4 lety +13

      Adam Jehu *cringe

    • @vickiftw
      @vickiftw Před 4 lety +15

      did you see the people who won? None of them were attractive

    • @saguputih6934
      @saguputih6934 Před 4 lety +27

      Radke attractiveness is subjective, so...

  • @ericcrossley4824
    @ericcrossley4824 Před 4 lety +813

    **Two people communicating well**
    Button: “CLYDE SUFFERS FROM
    ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION”

    • @blakdayy
      @blakdayy Před 4 lety +2

      Eric Crossley gud

    • @atarahbriggs
      @atarahbriggs Před 4 lety +7

      this sounds like what the button would say

    • @rosssss
      @rosssss Před 4 lety +3

      Who else read this in the buttons voice

    • @cainrichards4006
      @cainrichards4006 Před 4 lety +3

      Ross McHale *in Cody’s button voice

  • @sophiafrancis3115
    @sophiafrancis3115 Před 3 lety +45

    Lol the “architect drip.” my moms and architect and she also has an awesome sense of fashion so this definitely exists

  • @taiyorenai7690
    @taiyorenai7690 Před 3 lety +12

    Poor Cosmo knew she didn’t have the cake, that hurt my soul

  • @leahjk97
    @leahjk97 Před 4 lety +3354

    this is the worst thing i’ve ever seen like i’ve truly never been this uncomfortable in my life cody why’d you make me watch this

    • @lars8174
      @lars8174 Před 4 lety +100

      When the button didn't work 💀

    • @destinynicole8830
      @destinynicole8830 Před 4 lety +91

      When he tried to push the button and then it said too late I wanted to shoot myself in the toe

    • @lars8174
      @lars8174 Před 4 lety +11

      @@destinynicole8830 I had to pump myself up for 5 minutes before watching it

    • @johnnymendez7777
      @johnnymendez7777 Před 4 lety +1

      Leah F.K. He’s really good at impersonating it tho 😂

    • @joana4907
      @joana4907 Před 4 lety +1

      i find it so entertaining lmaooo

  • @j.a.osorio2005
    @j.a.osorio2005 Před 4 lety +2267

    I haven't cringed as hard since That's Cringe: You.

  • @gracegrbach2500
    @gracegrbach2500 Před 2 lety +20

    the amount of rage that built up inside Cody when he was talking about the puppet IS SO FUNNY I CANT--

  • @katherinecroonquist5934
    @katherinecroonquist5934 Před 3 lety +17

    the contestants are so aggressively Seattle lmaoo

  • @fifthseas0n
    @fifthseas0n Před 4 lety +2057

    Thurston and Cosmo’s parents WANTED them to get bullied 😭😔

    • @djfebrezee
      @djfebrezee Před 4 lety +200

      Cosmo is a pretty sick name though.

    • @tristanmahler4471
      @tristanmahler4471 Před 4 lety +113

      Thurston I can believe is a real name, I doubt Cosmo is her birth name. Since she was into astrology she might have chosen it for "cosmos" or somthing.

    • @djfebrezee
      @djfebrezee Před 4 lety +40

      @@tristanmahler4471 I follow an artist named Cosmo Sheldrake, so it's probably an uncommon name, but still a name.

    • @britt1953
      @britt1953 Před 4 lety +66

      Why do I get the vibe that Cosmo came up with her name

    • @yawninglion1677
      @yawninglion1677 Před 4 lety +61

      Cosmo's name makes me think of Fairly Odd Parents, and I don't know if that's a good thing

  • @masmadeit
    @masmadeit Před 3 lety +6

    i dont think i could handle all the awkwardness without Cody's comical intermissions. I couldn't watch any of these actual videos all the way through

  • @daviddelv04
    @daviddelv04 Před 3 lety +12

    If Thurston and Cosmo didn’t win this shit I would’ve given up on love.

  • @bclk36
    @bclk36 Před 4 lety +3782

    i refuse to believe this show is real. it can’t be. this feels like a fever dream

    • @kayleighhooper7021
      @kayleighhooper7021 Před 4 lety +73

      Logan Kane life is a simulation and this show is a glitch

    • @bigshrimpbro
      @bigshrimpbro Před 4 lety +2

      Logan Kane ode bro I’m dying

    • @hope-ej1qd
      @hope-ej1qd Před 4 lety +2

      Logan Kane ok mr subscribed to ninja

    • @lynaaa
      @lynaaa Před 4 lety

      it really does lmfao

    • @Erockarmy
      @Erockarmy Před 4 lety

      I love the buttons sense of humor

  • @gorntue
    @gorntue Před 4 lety +1046

    the only personality trait of everyone on this show is that they smoke.

    • @hollowfied702
      @hollowfied702 Před 4 lety +34

      Honestly, yeah its seems they always get a lot of stoners.

    • @mattsimmons424
      @mattsimmons424 Před 4 lety +13

      And they don’t just smoke...they smoke WEED.

    • @vikramas1109
      @vikramas1109 Před 4 lety +26

      To be fair you gotta be high af to want to go on a show like this as a lark without thinking about it all that much

    • @hannahclaire4683
      @hannahclaire4683 Před 4 lety +4

      They film in Seattle, so...yeah, pretty much.

  • @paytonkidd4384
    @paytonkidd4384 Před 2 lety +10

    When you edited the tall guy to press the button I lost my shit

  • @Giuseppe326
    @Giuseppe326 Před 3 lety +4

    How visibly uncomfortable the puppet guy was making her when he was just staring at her made me uncomfortable too.

  • @plant5913
    @plant5913 Před 4 lety +2340

    I wouldn't mind if he reacted to literally every episode of this 😂😂😂

  • @valentinaguzman-martinez1441
    @valentinaguzman-martinez1441 Před 4 lety +2356

    how is this not a that's cringe. I was not prepared to feel that amount of pain

    • @breekastel
      @breekastel Před 4 lety +20

      It's a sub genre of cringe? Hopefully

    • @dr.bigtits2441
      @dr.bigtits2441 Před 4 lety +15

      He can't do it with Noel I think

    • @alyzafer8032
      @alyzafer8032 Před 4 lety +15

      that’s cringe on codys channel isn’t really that’s cringe without noel. like love island on noels channel isn’t really love island without cody.

    • @anarodriguez1966
      @anarodriguez1966 Před 4 lety +3

      probably because of social distancing

    • @jahman9548
      @jahman9548 Před 4 lety

      This is like listening to one of cr1tical's college stories but you get to watch it unfold.

  • @-taylord2am-473
    @-taylord2am-473 Před rokem +6

    Still binging old Cody react videos and their fn golden 😅😭

  • @disruption220
    @disruption220 Před 3 lety +7

    As someone who is 6'5", the first question is always how tall are you, i can relate to the tall one a lot.

  • @veganvampire95
    @veganvampire95 Před 4 lety +340

    nick being 19 is truly a plot twist no one saw coming

    • @isky6541
      @isky6541 Před 4 lety

      He could definetly pass off as being late 20's or 30's.

  • @cunt8483
    @cunt8483 Před 3 lety +11109

    THE PUPPET MAN HAD THE NERVE TO REJECT A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN JUST CUZ SHE HESITATED TO CALL HIS PUPPET CUTE💀💀

  • @theorollman217
    @theorollman217 Před rokem +3

    these are and always will be endlessly rewatchable

  • @sebastiaanmaes_
    @sebastiaanmaes_ Před 3 lety +11

    Cody's editing is always on point its crazy, nice job goofy juice

  • @tabzaofficial
    @tabzaofficial Před 4 lety +1412

    Things going well
    The buttons: NICK HAS COMMITTED SEVEN WAR CRIMES

    • @DrPhil305
      @DrPhil305 Před 4 lety +16

      The Buttons: NICK IS WANTED IN PAKISTAN FOR MURDERING MULTIPLE POLITICAL FIGURES

    • @parlay-music
      @parlay-music Před 4 lety +15

      NICK HAS BEEN BANNED FROM SEVERAL SUB-SAHARAN COUNTRIES DUE TO HIS TIES TO MILITANT GROUPS

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 Před 4 lety +6

      NICK HAS SAID THE N-WORD WITHOUT AN N-WORD PASS

    • @flyingskier1913
      @flyingskier1913 Před 4 lety

      There’s a difference between committing war crimes, being accused of them, and being convicted of them. Trust me, it’s an important distinction.

    • @aprilhoulihan9527
      @aprilhoulihan9527 Před 4 lety +1

      NICK HAS BEEN BARRED FROM TRAVELLING TO SEVERAL COUNTRIES ON ACCOUNT OF MULTIPLE TAX EVASION ACCUSATIONS

  • @enragedcow2856
    @enragedcow2856 Před 4 lety +3698

    Nobody:
    The button: Sam's puppet has a three-way fantasy

    • @neverclever3683
      @neverclever3683 Před 4 lety +67

      BEPPE why did I read that in the voice of the button?

    • @enragedcow2856
      @enragedcow2856 Před 4 lety +56

      @@neverclever3683 because the button has already infiltrated your mind

    • @gia9660
      @gia9660 Před 4 lety +4

      NO

    • @enragedcow2856
      @enragedcow2856 Před 4 lety +6

      @@gia9660 oh yes

    • @livwake
      @livwake Před 3 lety +12

      KODA Sam doesn’t need the button to get rejected

  • @cheyennetomiska7779
    @cheyennetomiska7779 Před rokem +2

    Cody your videos literally bring a sparkle of laughter to my day. Lately things are really tough. Beyond words. 🥺So watching your videos newer and the older videos as well, helps my depression and anxiety a lot. You give me a good amount of time to kick back before work and online college. It’s because You’re freaking HILARIOUS DUDE, not to mention unique- and I have kind of similar inner dialogues humour. ❤ fan girl of your guys, from Vancouver, Canada 🇨🇦 😇🙂🌸🙏🏼🙏🏼

  • @agustinchaparro6602
    @agustinchaparro6602 Před 3 lety +6

    4:16 i actually died

  • @pantsvevo
    @pantsvevo Před 4 lety +1847

    It’s a puppet that doesn’t talk
    So like
    Is it a glove?

    • @shinonnaman5529
      @shinonnaman5529 Před 4 lety +13

      The way that puppet opened that eye when the woman talked about it

    • @angelinap1671
      @angelinap1671 Před 4 lety +7

      No
      It's a puppet
      That doesn't talk
      You know, a regular one

    • @guyjohnson5465
      @guyjohnson5465 Před 4 lety +1

      pantsVEVO czcams.com/video/FqMmZjldoQA/video.html

    • @abhijitbharadwaj5369
      @abhijitbharadwaj5369 Před 4 lety +1

      lmaoooo

    • @bphunk2309
      @bphunk2309 Před 4 lety +2

      It is a condom and he stuck his cock inside of it.
      Im sorry

  • @rosaidhm878
    @rosaidhm878 Před 4 lety +1202

    them: flirting
    button: CHRIS IS WANTED FOR FRAUD IN 11 STATES

    • @helka3380
      @helka3380 Před 4 lety +3

      rosiee m 💀💀💀💀

    • @rocolgan
      @rocolgan Před 4 lety

      rosiee m my name is also Rosie lol

  • @Crazyhead432
    @Crazyhead432 Před 2 lety +7

    Cody’s button voice kills me every time lol I had to go back and watch all of em

  • @mattswanson3568
    @mattswanson3568 Před 3 lety +5

    That edit when they laughed about smoking weed 😂😂😂😂 holy shit I ran that back like three times

  • @ricoc5954
    @ricoc5954 Před 4 lety +3021

    The button during cody’s date
    Button: HE ONCE USED THE WORD FRICTIONLESS TO DESCRIBE HIS APP